- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:Want to hear a pizza joke? A: Never mind it's to cheesy.

Joshua Brown was in a dark forest, with a misty haze surrounding him. He turned quickly and flicked his hair out of his face. Dylan Hodge appeared and they had wild sex all night!

whats worse than getting a fail on your math test? Getting shot.

Why do black people eat fried chicken? Because they're humans and many humans enjoy the savory taste of fried chicken.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? a fsh

How do you evolve a Pikachu into a Raichu? You use a Thunderstone.

What did one duck say to the other? "Quack!"

why did the pile of rocks cross the road? they were stuffed down the chickens throat

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was dead and therefore unable to escape the Chick fil A bag it was being carried in.

How do you occupy a blonde for a day ? You put her in a round room and tell her to sit in a corner. ... That or you strap a bomb to her, give her a list of twelve billion things to do, and tell her the bomb will explode if she doesn't do everything on the list.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Your momma's so fat that when she goes to the beach, she feels self-conscious in front of all the other beach-goers.

What has five balls and hates Mexicans? The lottery.

My wife has terminal cancer.

I came across a woman on the ground and i said what happend and she said... "i tripped"

A violent biker gang walks into a bar to have a few drinks, the bar tender says "I'm sorry we can not serve you here." They then proceed to beat the man violently.

A priest, a rabbi and a shaman walk into a bar. Except there is no rabbi and there is no shaman and the bar is actually my 8th birthday party priest is molesting me. And the priest is my dad. My dad molested me. A lot...

What did the police officer say to the boy in the park? your parents were killed in a car accident.

Why did the cow eat the grass? Only thing he had to eat.

QUESTION: Why do black people do so poorly in school? ANSWER: Some statistics point to genetic disparities in intelligence between races, but others say it is due to more complicated social factors.

Why was the mexican dead? Because he overdosed on Methamphetamine.

Were do you find a dog with no legs ? Were you left him

What's better than having an iPad? I don't know, I lost both my hands.

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