Why was the mexican dead? Because he overdosed on Methamphetamine.

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How did the leukemia patient die? He was shot in the leg repeatedly until he died of blood loss.

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What's green and has four wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels.

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What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A pilot.

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Q: why did the chicken cross the road? A: nobody knows, but the road was royally pissed off.

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How do you kill a blonde? Stab her.

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anti-joke teehee

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Womens rights

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A young christian boy walks into a church and gets raped

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Where did all the time go? In a recent study, 100% of all time, all systems go.

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Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? I did too, he worked hard for four years, partied in moderation, but graduated with a degree in chemical engineering and became very successful in the business world in order to support his wife and two children.

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Hi Adam,

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was tomato...

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Q:Want to hear a pizza joke? A: Never mind it's to cheesy.

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What happened to the power lifter that tried to deadlift 920 lbs while wearing nothing but his briefs? he succeeded because he is trained power lifter.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra.

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A man and his wife are walking home from a lovely evening at the movies when suddenly a masked man jumps from the bushes demanding a pad and pen, his mother just got a new phone number and he suffers from short term memory loss.

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In Soviet Russia its very cold

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? a fsh

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Why did the cat fall out of the tree? It was tied to the girl. Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He has cerebral palsy.

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why did the pile of rocks cross the road? they were stuffed down the chickens throat

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Man 1: youre going to die Man 2: why? Man 1: everyone dies

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was dead and therefore unable to escape the Chick fil A bag it was being carried in.

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