- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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your mom

What do u call fear of Chuck Norris? Logical

A man and his wife are walking home from a lovely evening at the movies when suddenly a masked man jumps from the bushes demanding a pad and pen, his mother just got a new phone number and he suffers from short term memory loss.

What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? A bench is created to be used by multiple people for sitting down or other forms of rest, and does not have consciousness or the complex body systems of humans and other animals.

What did the homeless guy do when he found a quarter? He picked it up

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw them

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? She's a women.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

Why was the little boy sad? He tried to dry off his puppy in the oven.

clamidia

why doesnt cornelia say anything? she didnt answer

Know what's worse than being publicly embarrassed in front of your crush? Jeffrey dahmer

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? To have a shit.

9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape.

if i'm white and you're white, then who took my car keys?

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

Roses are read bacon is good poems are hard .........BACON

Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Cancer.

You're mama's so fat: she has to wear plus size clothing

Why did the chicken cross the road? Suisidal

Why was the mexican dead? Because he overdosed on Methamphetamine.

Why did the cow eat the grass? Only thing he had to eat.

What's green and has four wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels.

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