- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? a fsh

Knock Knock. Ow! Why you hit me!?

Why did the cat fall out of the tree? It was tied to the girl. Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He has cerebral palsy.

what did max say to shelby? I hate black people.

why did the pile of rocks cross the road? they were stuffed down the chickens throat

Man 1: youre going to die Man 2: why? Man 1: everyone dies

Why was the little boy sad? He tried to dry off his puppy in the oven.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was dead and therefore unable to escape the Chick fil A bag it was being carried in.

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why doesnt cornelia say anything? she didnt answer

Q: What do African Americans and Doorknobs have in common? A: Before the Emancipation Proclamation was passed, neither was free. Doorknobs still aren't free.

whats worse then getting robbed by a black man? -getting hit by a bus due to not having the needed currency to get a ride home

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

A priest, a rabbi and a shaman walk into a bar. Except there is no rabbi and there is no shaman and the bar is actually my 8th birthday party priest is molesting me. And the priest is my dad. My dad molested me. A lot...

Why did the cow eat the grass? Only thing he had to eat.

How did the leukemia patient die? He was shot in the leg repeatedly until he died of blood loss.

Whats the best way to take down a skycraper? -Crash a plane into it-

What does a dyslexic person call God? Dog

"Hey look, mommy! I'm a whale!" (child proceeds to pull a shotgun and create a blowhole in his head)

Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

Why was John the octopus depressed? Because his real name was Steve, and he couldn't communicate this to anyone since he lacked the higher brain functions and vocal chords required to do so.

why couldn't hellen keller drive becasue she was a women

How do you kill a blonde? Stab her.

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