What's green and has four wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels.

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What's better than having an iPad? I don't know, I lost both my hands.

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roses are read violets are blue u suck and ur gay

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What is even bigger than an elephant? A gi-ant! (Wait you did say an anty joke right!?)

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What did the kid see when he fell down the well? Nothing it was to dark.

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What did the man do after a bad day at work? He went home and beat his wife

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To kiss my ass

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was tomato...

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A black guy and a Mexican are in a car. Q: Who's driving? A: The cops

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thumbs up!

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Q. What's large, solid, and full of veins? A. A man or woman who frequently engages in weightlifting and follows a diet primarily based around high protein and low carbohydrate intake

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What happened to the guy who ate the alarm clock at 6 o'clock in the morning? He died

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Your eye color is very unique.

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What do you call two Ethiopians standing side-by-side? Friends

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What's green, red, and goes fifty miles an hour? A frog in a blender.

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A man and his wife are walking home from a lovely evening at the movies when suddenly a masked man jumps from the bushes demanding a pad and pen, his mother just got a new phone number and he suffers from short term memory loss.

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How do you keep Helen Keller distracted? Find a stimulating device that blind and deaf people can operate correctly.

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How do you evolve a Pikachu into a Raichu? You use a Thunderstone.

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why did the pile of rocks cross the road? they were stuffed down the chickens throat

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Jingle bells, jingle bells, Jingle all the way Oh what fun it is to ride in a poop poop fart turd fart, dildo

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw them

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Why was the little boy sad? He tried to dry off his puppy in the oven.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

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A horse walked into a barn...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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