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What did the black boy get for christmas? An Xbox.

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thumbs up!

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Q. What's large, solid, and full of veins? A. A man or woman who frequently engages in weightlifting and follows a diet primarily based around high protein and low carbohydrate intake

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Q:Want to hear a pizza joke? A: Never mind it's to cheesy.

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Joshua Brown was in a dark forest, with a misty haze surrounding him. He turned quickly and flicked his hair out of his face. Dylan Hodge appeared and they had wild sex all night!

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Why do black people eat fried chicken? Because they're humans and many humans enjoy the savory taste of fried chicken.

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What's green, red, and goes fifty miles an hour? A frog in a blender.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

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Wanna hear a Harry Potter joke? Knock Knock Who's there? You know You know who?

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Q: What do you call a hillbilly with 12 girl friends? A: A shepherd.

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How do you evolve a Pikachu into a Raichu? You use a Thunderstone.

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Who Lives in a Pineapple Under the Sea? No one, its physically impossible to live in a fruit and breathe under water

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartenders says, "why the long face?" The horse doesn't respond because horses do not comprehend English. He then becomes startled by his surroundings and bolts out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

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Man 1: youre going to die Man 2: why? Man 1: everyone dies

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A horse walked into a barn...

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Your mama is so poor that she is on welfare, but she is ashamed to tell you and cries herself to sleep every night.

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My wife has terminal cancer.

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what do you do if there is a black person in your front yard? tell him to leave...

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What do you get when you cross a rhino and an elephant? Two angry pachyderms.

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Why was the gay kid made fun of........... because he was homosexual who was struggling in life

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Roses are read bacon is good poems are hard .........BACON

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Miami Heat.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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