Q - Why did the boy die? A - He had AIDS because his father raped him.

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Why couldn't Prince William go to the party? Because his WIFE bought tickets to the f**cking ballet.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side! That is a joke which very few people would find even mildly entertaining.

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What do you call a three legged man? Horribly deformed

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear. The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf."

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What did Lil Jimmi received at his birthday ? A red fire truck and he loved it

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What do you call a group of homosexuals placing an order at McDonalds? Gay

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What rymes with milk..... milf

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What did Elvis say when he lost his voice? Nothing.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. 'Who's there.' The chicken.

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Asian NASCAR.

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your mom

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what did max say to shelby? I hate black people.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was dead and therefore unable to escape the Chick fil A bag it was being carried in.

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i came... i saw... -myself when i came.

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Did you hear about the one with the priest, the boy, and the dildo? Yes, sadly I have.

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Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

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why did Sussie fall off the swing? She had no arms! Knock knock whose there not Sussie

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Why did the catholic priest go to jail He was a paedophile

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A nuclear reactor explodes and all the waste are going straight out in the ocean. Look at my new shoes.

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how do you make a baby float take you foot of its head

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whats worse then getting robbed by a black man? -getting hit by a bus due to not having the needed currency to get a ride home

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What do you call a small weapon used by northern russians? A Gun.

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