There are 2 muffins sitting in an oven. Neither of the muffins say anything because muffins can't talk.

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Roses are read bacon is good poems are hard .........BACON

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In Soviet Russia... People were burned alive for refusing communism.

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What's sadder than the Holocaust? Not a lot of things because it was probably one of the most depressing series of events that happened in the 20th Century.

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What did one snowman say to the other? Hmm...smells like carrots.

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Reduce, reuse, recycle Anti-joke.com

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A Pole walks into a Pole. They chatted for a while, talking about the good old times they had had together in Poland. They soon finished their conversations, and went seperate ways.

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Q. The square root of 69 is 8 something, right? A. Yes, to be exact it is 8.30662386.

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My dog has no nose." "How does it smell?" "Potato"

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Knock, Knock. Who's There? To get to the other side.

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why did the chicken cross the road? why should a chickens motives be questioned

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How do you evolve a Pikachu into a Raichu? You use a Thunderstone.

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Q: What's the Difference between Judaism and Catholicism? A: There are many substantial and vital distinctions between Judaism and Christianity. Of course, there are many similarities as well, primarily because Christianity emerged from Judaism. However, the emergence was not a direct line. Christianity broke from Judaism, forming a new religion, so it is misleading, however comfortable the thought might be, to believe that the two religions are essentially the same, or to see Christianity as the natural continuation of Judaism.

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A man comes home from work and find his wife in bed with another man. They realize that they have grown apart over the past few years, and start attending therapy in an ultimately unsuccessful attempt to reconnect with each other.

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Why couldn't Spiderman pay his rent? He didn't have enough money.

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How do you kill a blond? Make her listen to the song "Friday" for two hours straight.

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Obama 2012

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Dick Chaney

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Why couldn't the man get up to obtain a beverage? His legs were broken.

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What did the three-leaf clover say to the four-leaf clover? "FREAK!"

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Q: Whats big, strong, black, and sexy? A: Your imaginary dick

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What's bad for your teeth? A brick

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Your mama is so fat... she really should go on a diet.

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Q:: when artificial intelligence takes over the planet, what will become of anti-joke.com? A:: idk, but my cousin's girlfriend and I will get naked together and she will get on top of me and tell me I'm awesome and that my d*ck feels really good inside her. you see by the time AI takes over, the means to create virtual reality experiences will be greatly enhanced.

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