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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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why doesnt cornelia say anything? she didnt answer

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Q: What do African Americans and Doorknobs have in common? A: Before the Emancipation Proclamation was passed, neither was free. Doorknobs still aren't free.

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whats worse then getting robbed by a black man? -getting hit by a bus due to not having the needed currency to get a ride home

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A priest, a rabbi and a shaman walk into a bar. Except there is no rabbi and there is no shaman and the bar is actually my 8th birthday party priest is molesting me. And the priest is my dad. My dad molested me. A lot...

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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How did the leukemia patient die? He was shot in the leg repeatedly until he died of blood loss.

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Why did the cow eat the grass? Only thing he had to eat.

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Whats the best way to take down a skycraper? -Crash a plane into it-

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What does a dyslexic person call God? Dog

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What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A pilot.

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"Hey look, mommy! I'm a whale!" (child proceeds to pull a shotgun and create a blowhole in his head)

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Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

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How do you kill a blonde? Stab her.

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why couldn't hellen keller drive becasue she was a women

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Why was John the octopus depressed? Because his real name was Steve, and he couldn't communicate this to anyone since he lacked the higher brain functions and vocal chords required to do so.

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Your mom is so fat she has to buy clothes at a Plus-size clothing store.

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Where did all the time go? In a recent study, 100% of all time, all systems go.

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What did the black boy get for christmas? An Xbox.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was tomato...

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Hello, nice to meet you.

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What's better than group sex? Gang rape

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Why did the little girl jump off a cliff? because she was at a cliff jump at a water park

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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