- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? I did too, he worked hard for four years, partied in moderation, but graduated with a degree in chemical engineering and became very successful in the business world in order to support his wife and two children.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was tomato...

extraction interveal means the opposite of integer

A dyslexic man walks into a bra.

A man and his wife are walking home from a lovely evening at the movies when suddenly a masked man jumps from the bushes demanding a pad and pen, his mother just got a new phone number and he suffers from short term memory loss.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? a fsh

Why did the cat fall out of the tree? It was tied to the girl. Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He has cerebral palsy.

what did max say to shelby? I hate black people.

why did the pile of rocks cross the road? they were stuffed down the chickens throat

Man 1: youre going to die Man 2: why? Man 1: everyone dies

Why was the little boy sad? He tried to dry off his puppy in the oven.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was dead and therefore unable to escape the Chick fil A bag it was being carried in.

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why doesnt cornelia say anything? she didnt answer

what do you call a man with a mop? a janitor.

Q: What do African Americans and Doorknobs have in common? A: Before the Emancipation Proclamation was passed, neither was free. Doorknobs still aren't free.

Who owns the streets of Comton The mayor

whats worse then getting robbed by a black man? -getting hit by a bus due to not having the needed currency to get a ride home

How did the leukemia patient die? He was shot in the leg repeatedly until he died of blood loss.

Why did the cow eat the grass? Only thing he had to eat.

What does a dyslexic person call God? Dog

Whats the best way to take down a skycraper? -Crash a plane into it-

"Hey look, mommy! I'm a whale!" (child proceeds to pull a shotgun and create a blowhole in his head)

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