A priest, a rabbi and a shaman walk into a bar. Except there is no rabbi and there is no shaman and the bar is actually my 8th birthday party priest is molesting me. And the priest is my dad. My dad molested me. A lot...

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knock knock whos there? a rapiest get in my van. ok, let me just get my purse

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your bike.

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Why was Helen Keller's leg yellow? Because her dog was blind too.

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knock knock. who's there? Ida Ida who? Idanno, don't ask me.

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What do you call a black man in a cotton field? A farmer

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Why couldn't Prince William go to the party? Because his WIFE bought tickets to the f**cking ballet.

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my names jim haha

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what is white and red all over? a ginger

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why do holocasut jokes make us laugh? i dont know you tell me

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You know, dark humor just isn't everyone's cup of liquiffied dead baby.

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What rymes with milk..... milf

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What's sad about a house on fire?, it was my house.

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Are you from Jamacia? Because I want to have sex with you.

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Austin. kid with long hair, sat next to paymon who had short hair. "Go cut ur hair." "ok"

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What do you get when 100 sex-crazed gays are in the same room? About a quart.

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Your momma's so fat that when she goes to the beach, she feels self-conscious in front of all the other beach-goers.

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Why did the cat fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second cat fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the third cat fall out of the tree? It was tied to the second cat. Why did the fourth cat fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the fifth cat fall out of the tree? It needed to get down, but couldn't find any other way down. After he fell, he was minorly hurt and ate some cat food.

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What do you call a small weapon used by northern russians? A Gun.

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What did God say to the Priest? Nothing, there is no God

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What do you call a black pilot? Whatever his name is, you racist.

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- Why did the black man turn off the TV when he saw 2 guys kiss each other? - He was late to the gay-party around the corner.

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what do you do if there is a black person in your front yard? tell him to leave...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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