Wanna hear a joke? Good, go ask a comedian.

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Why did the boy on stilts pick up the phone? Because it was ringing.

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Want to hear a joke about Potassium? So do I.

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What do you call something you should prepare yourself for when having sex with a prostitute? A.I.D.S

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A bear walks into a bar. The building is evacuated swiftly but several people are killed

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A man walks into a bar... and watches the Monday Night Football game with his pals.

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Why did the chiken cross the road. Anwer: because it was being chased by a crazy horny/ kinky redneck.

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What did the girl with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Repeatedly raped by her alcoholic, child molesting father.

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a young mother calf named near reality was milking itself and selling it at pathmark everyday for high prices he got a lot of money out of it and bought a big mansion where he also had a farm and collected prize show cows to show off to all of his cow friends.... he also bought gallons and gallons and gallons and gallons and gallons and gallons and gallons and gallons and gallons and gallons of prize show cow milk to drink to and build up energy for the cow show race coming up in the near fall. Every sunset he buys loads of milk to drink and feed his plants with. He plants lots of grass every day to eat and produce high quality milk goods. He was a wii, ps3, and xbox360 to play everyday and excercise his udder milk.

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what is brown with wheels? a potatoe, i was just kidding about the wheels

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So a Jewish man walks into a bar, You think Jesus being all knowing would have realized it was there.

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A man is sitting on a bench in a park crying a man walking by asks why he's crying, and the man answers that he has no idea why he's crying

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A blonde goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor, doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains!" "That is a worrying symptom," says the doctor, who immediately recommends the woman for a thorough psychiatric assessment.

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Where do you put a black jew? In the back of the.... oh wait i have never seen a black jew before.

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What did the duck say to the man? Nothing. Ducks cannot talk.

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Why does a black man break into a car? Because he had closed the windows and locked his keys inside.

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A guy and a girl had sex, it was casual.

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Why did the Calculus teacher give an Asian student an F on a test? Because he got less than 60% of the answers correct.

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What is black and white and red all over? A zebra that has been shot, because poaching is quite common in many African savannas.

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when i walk in the living room this is what i see... Luci's big eyes are stairing at me! (Luci is a dog) (Pita is a cat) I start a hissing and a scratchin and i ain't affrid to bite her, bite her, bite her, I"M PITA AND I KNOW IT!!!

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Why did the U.S.A. vote in a black president? Because racial prejudice is a thing of the past and the U.S.A. is a liberal and progressive nation.

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Q: What did my uncle Tom say when he first encountered my friend Richard Jefferson? A: Hello

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why didnt the chicken cross the road? he did cross the road

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What's worse than stepping on a lego? Being eaten alive by a man-sized spider.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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