you momas so fat, you momas so ugly Your mother's breasts sag with such severity that the late great Salvador Dali mistook them for cloth.

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Why can't Jay cut his hair? Because he has AIDS

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a horse walks in to a bar and the bar tender asks, "why the long face?" The horse doesn't respond because it is a horse and is confused by its surroundings and then gallops out of the bar knocking over a few tables as it makes its escape.

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What do the Holocaust and baseball have in common? They are sports, except the Holocaust.

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Why are atheists stupid? Actually, statistically, they are more intelligent than believers.

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Your mama's so fat, she gets confused with Santa Claus.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?? Because it Died

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what do giraffes have that other animals don't have? -baby giraffes

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A woman got in her car to drive to work. She kept her hands on the wheel and eyes on the road and was able to avoid any accidents that could have occurred.

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Why did the women hit the telephone pole? There are many theories but one suggests that it is due to womens statistically lower cognitive spacial reasoning abilities.

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What's funnier than House? Family Guy.

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Why was little timmy's arm crooked His mom tried to pull his arm off.

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How come the black man couldn't be seen on film? He could be seen on film, he's not a vampire.

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roses are red violets are blue you look like a monkey lets take you to the zoo if by chance you try to escape ill take my fist and smash your little monkey face! btw i made this up if you use it ill kick your nuts!!!!

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What's 6 inches long, held in your hand, and has a round tip? A pencil you pervert.

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What kind of animal eats and pisses on everything? Your mother. -Avery Vartanian

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The meme walks out of the bar.

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your mama is so stupid i believe she will have a difficult time finding employment in these rough economic times

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What did the Mexican firefighter name his twin boys? Thomas and David after his father and grandfather.

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A man walked into a bar, he then fell to the ground screaming in pain.

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YouTube comment: If I get a cent for every pixel on the screen. I would have... $960 for a 224p video $2049.6 240p video $1296 for a 270p video $2304 for a 360p video $4099.2 for a 480p video $9984 for a 520p video $9216 for a 720p video $20736 for a 1080p video $125829.12 for a 2304p video ... I would be RICH!!

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How are a duck and a tri-cycle the same? They both have handlebars, except for the duck.

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What starts with an F and ends with a UCK? Firetruck.

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