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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An old man gets into a van with two little boys. They are his grandsons.

What's worst than getting glass stuck in your foot? Rubbing lotion on a fork.

Why did the black guy punch the Mexican guy? Because they were in a fight.

Why was six afraid of seven? Fishsticks

Why did the woman keep getting sexually harassed while calling for her lost dog? Her dog is named "Ilovedicks."

what do you call a grown man driving a plane you dont it isnt possible to drive a plane

26.5% of Americans are obese.

What's green and invisible? This cabbage

What's the difference between mw2 and mw3? Nothing

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if I had sex with your mother?

John had 32 candy bars. He ate 28 of them. What does John have now? daibetes, john has diabetes.

How much does a polar bear weigh? Around a thousand pounds.

Q: Why did the bully hit the kid A:Because he is a bully-I thought that would have been self explanitory.

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What black and blue and red all over? My mom after my dad comes back from the bar.

Why was the globe sad? Because it was cut in half.

William came home from school and was very tired. He went to the kitchen and got a chocolate bar. Then he died.

What do you call a donkey walking backwards a confused donkey

Whats the difference between a baby and a watermelon? Ones fun to hit with a sledgehammer. The other one is a watermelon.

Q: Why MohammadReza Is a Bitch? A: Because he isnt a whore

Why did the girl buy wine? She was hosting a party for four of her closest friends.

My Roomate-(crying in the fetal position for the love of his life has been murderer) Me- (laughing) I have a problem

How did the fat man die? Someone who was mad at society shot him and many others in the head while at the workplace.

What is the easiest way to babysit a black kid? Find an activity that you can both relate to and enjoy. Hopefully after doing this for a while, the youngster will become tired and fall asleep. You can then watch TV, read or talk on your cell phone until his or her parents get home.

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