whats worse than ten dead babies in one trashcan? one dead baby in ten trashcans

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Why did the boy cry? Because he was mercilessly beaten by his mother.

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What do you call a kid without brothers or sisters What? a chinese Boy!!!!!!! lol ;)

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why did the banana go to the doctor? answer: he wasnt peeling well lollolololloololololololololololololooolololololololol i just fell of my dinosaur

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Why did the man mysteriously disappear? Because he was hiding without telling anyone that he was hiding.

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What did the adverb say to the noun? Hopefully whale.

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What is colourful and explodes in the air. I don't know but it sounds cool!

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What did the girl with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Repeatedly raped by her alcoholic, child molesting father.

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boobs

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm in your apple.

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What's the biggest difference between the East and West Coast? About 3,000 miles.

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The meme walks out of the bar.

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Why did the monkey fall out the tree? Because he was dead.

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what the hell happened to your face

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Two white people walk into a bar what do they say? "hi"

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What's black and white and red all over? And old fashioned television painted red.

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How can you kill a blonde? Hack her to bits.

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Did you see the picture of Helen Keller's father? No. Lemme Google it. Oh cool; he had a beard.

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Yo mama so stupid she liked this joke

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A woman got in her car to drive to work. She kept her hands on the wheel and eyes on the road and was able to avoid any accidents that could have occurred.

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A seal walks into a club...

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A kangaroo walks into a bar, he hops up to the bartender, and asks for a martini. The bartender, not knowing exactly what to do, goes into the back to his boss's office. He says "Hey, there's a kangaroo up front askin' for a martini...do we serve kangaroos?" His boss replies "Ya, of course, but these kangaroos, they aren't too smart, so charge him like 50 bucks for the drink." The bartender agrees and goes back up front to serve the kangaroo. He pours the martini and hands it to the kangaroo, the kangaroo thanks him and says "How much do I owe you?" The bartender replies "50 bucks." The kangaroo then reaches into his pouch, pulls out a fifty dollar bill, and puts it on the counter. He finishes his drink and begins to hop away. As he is leaving, the bartender says "Hey, wait, we don't get many of your kind around here, why is that?" And the kangaroo replies "I'm not surprised at THESE prices!!!" and hops out.

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read down and see what it is like BEFOR MARRIAGE boy:at last.i can hardly wait! girl:do you want to leave me? boy:NO! dont even think about it! girl:do you love me? boy:ofcourse! always girl:have you ever cheated on me? boy:NO! why are you even asking? girl:will you kiss me ? boy:every chance i get! girl:will you hit me ? boy:hell no! are you crazy ? girl:can i trust you? boy:yes! girl:darling!! read up again and see what it is like AFTER MARRIAGE (L.W)

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he had no arms.

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