What has four wheels and can fly? A flying car What else has four wheels and can fly? Another flying car

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What does a turkey do? I don't know I'm not a turkey

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How can you kill a blonde? Hack her to bits.

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Dylan Eichas

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Wanna hear a joke? Good, go ask a comedian.

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Q: What did the first kid say to the second kid before he handed him a pencil? A: May I have a pencil?

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this site is funny.

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Caitlyn.

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why did Sarah fall off the swing? because she had no arms. Knock knock! who's there? not Sarah.

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What's black without keys. A keyboard after you hit it with a shovel.

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What happens if someones forgets to put the 'anti' next to 'joke.' It is taken by someone else and created into an anti Joke.

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How do you get a lawyer out of a tree? Lean a ladder against the tree and reassure them if they are apprehensive.

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Knock, Knock Who is there? Yo Yo who? *the man ran away and was never seen again, because he had nowhere to stay*

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Why did the cookie go to the hospital? Leukemia

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Q : Why was the little girl crying? A : Because she tripped and hurt her knee.

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A chicken crossed the road and the farmer said, "Where the hell is that chicken going!?"

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make me a sandwich!

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So a Jewish man walks into a bar, You think Jesus being all knowing would have realized it was there.

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Which came first the egg or the chicken? The chicken because eggs can't cross the road

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GIVE

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What happened to the prisoner who dropped the soap while in the shower with other men? Another prisoner picked up and gave it to him and finished showering and felt squeaky clean.

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Why was the man sad after mowing is lawn? He ran over his dog.

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What kind of cookies does a pedophile order from the girl scouts? Samoas...pedophiles love coconut.

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Your mom is so stupid that... She often makes mistakes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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