What kind of cookies does a pedophile order from the girl scouts? Samoas...pedophiles love coconut.

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All I want for Chrismas, the murderer of my parents to be caught.

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what did the duck say to the chicken .nothing

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A horse walks into a bar. The owner immediately seeks out the owner of the misplaced obstruction and asks them to remove it promptly less his animal suffers any more untoward damage

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Your mom is so stupid that... She often makes mistakes.

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My mom told me about a funnel they make for women now that they can use to pee standing up. I told her it was a ploy to promote feminism.

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how do you kill a bear. -you shoot it.

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What's the difference between shoes and a ginger? Shoes do the kicking.

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What do you get when you mix a dog and a cow blood everywhere

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roses are red violets are blue some poems rhyme this one doesn't

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Q: How did Muhamid Ali ( casius clay ) get a black eye? A: He was born

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Why dont we just make fun of both? *mexican music plays*

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How do you get a lawyer out of a tree? Lean a ladder against the tree and reassure them if they are apprehensive.

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One day a horse goes to a bakery store and asks the shopkeeper for a fresh loaf of bread. Surprised at the request the shopkeeper asked - White bread or whole wheat? To which the horse replied - Makes no difference cause i rode my bicycle to work yesterday.

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go stand in a mirror look at your face that is the joke. 8- now go tell someone you will tell them a joke and do that to them this will be a fast spreading joke. jkjk this joke is so bad everybody give this alot of bad thums. ha ha i do not care

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What happened to the blind man who went skydiving? Nothing but the dog was unlucky.The dog kept squirming and he thought he hadnt gone down the cliff yet and said "ok fine dont come with me!".The dog didnt survive. :'(

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A horse walks into a bar.. Several people get up and leave as they see the potential danger in the situation..

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make me a sandwich!

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Q. What's the difference between dead babies and celebrities? A. Nobody likes celebrities.

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if a white guy, a black guy and a hispanic guy jump off a 10 story building, who hits the ground first? the man who jumped first. racist.

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How do you see a black man in the dark? You dont

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Chuck Norris was walking down the street when he was confronted by an armed, very desperate street robber. Chuck unfortunately made the decision to defend himself, and was shot in the gut before he could complete a roundhouse kick. The robber then took his wallet and ran off, undoubtedly to buy drugs.

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how much wood could a wood chuck chuck? 3

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Why did the postal worker go to work? Because he has to support his family so they do not starve like his dog.

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