What's brown and sticky? Poop.

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What's my name? I don't know u tell me.

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Q: A black man is walking down the street with a television, where did he just come from? A: Best Buy, he just got a bonus, and wanted to reward himself.

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What did the young girl get for Christmas? Violently raped and murdered by her abusive father.

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Why don't cannibals eat clowns? Clowns do not populate the area in which cannibals reside

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iff god whas funny why thit he let your mother be raped and your sister murdered en iff satan whos a ice cream will he taste sweet ?

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What did the girl with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Repeatedly raped by her alcoholic, child molesting father.

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black people. that is all...

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boobs

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm in your apple.

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My Roomate-(crying in the fetal position for the love of his life has been murderer) Me- (laughing) I have a problem

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What did the priest do when he noticed the young boy bent over picking up crayons he had dropped? He helped him pick them up

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What's the difference between mw2 and mw3? Nothing

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What happens when some one breaks apart your little brother's lego tower? You have a screaming little brother and a bunch of legos all over the floor.

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Bobby got a new bike there are black kids in bobby's neighborhood bobby doesnt have a new bike anymore

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Two cows are standing in a field. One cow says "MOOOOO!". The other makes an unremarkably similar noise.

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What do you call a man with three testicles? Polyorchid. Look it up.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

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what do you call a man with no arms and no legs? Bob

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What do you call an Arab flying a plane? A pilot. *BOOM* Never mind, he was a terrorist.

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What's the difference between me and a dead baby? I'm not dead, or a baby. I am well into my teens and very healthy.

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Your momma's so ugly she adopted you because she had a problem attracting men.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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Why did Charlie fall? He got shot 24 times in the chest.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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