Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm in your apple.

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make me a sandwich!

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? -I don't have a ferrari in my garage.

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Q. What's the difference between dead babies and celebrities? A. Nobody likes celebrities.

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if a white guy, a black guy and a hispanic guy jump off a 10 story building, who hits the ground first? the man who jumped first. racist.

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A horse walks into a bar. The owner immediately seeks out the owner of the misplaced obstruction and asks them to remove it promptly less his animal suffers any more untoward damage

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How do you see a black man in the dark? You dont

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Chuck Norris was walking down the street when he was confronted by an armed, very desperate street robber. Chuck unfortunately made the decision to defend himself, and was shot in the gut before he could complete a roundhouse kick. The robber then took his wallet and ran off, undoubtedly to buy drugs.

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Why did the postal worker go to work? Because he has to support his family so they do not starve like his dog.

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What's the difference between shoes and a ginger? Shoes do the kicking.

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roses are red violets are blue some poems rhyme this one doesn't

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Whats the difference between a chicken? One of its legs are both the same.

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One day a horse goes to a bakery store and asks the shopkeeper for a fresh loaf of bread. Surprised at the request the shopkeeper asked - White bread or whole wheat? To which the horse replied - Makes no difference cause i rode my bicycle to work yesterday.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "why the long face?" The owner of the horse then explains the evolution of the species and genetics. The bartender, satisfied, serves the owner a drink and gladly gives the horse water.

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Q : Why was the little girl crying? A : Because she tripped and hurt her knee.

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yo mama so dumb that we sat her down to take a standardized, comprehensive IQ test measuring spatial, logical, linguistic, and memorization abilities. Her aggregate score was an 87, indicated she is roughly one standard deviation below the mean of the population, which is not low enough to qualify for government assistance under the Americans with Disabilities Act (1990) but does impede her understanding of more complex abstract concepts and things pertaining to higher culture. In spite of this, she has raised a child of average intelligence, and has retained the same job at Walgreen's for 14 years, People seem to like her because she is polite and rarely late. Your mother is an inspiration to low-IQ people living in high-IQ developed countries, demonstrating that an inability to fully understand abstracts does necessarily lead to a life of meagerness and frustration, so long as you work hard, keep your spirits high, and accept Jesus Christ as your personal lord and savior.

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guy 1... "do you no any funny jokes?" guy2 ..."no" guy1 ..."same"

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Which came first the egg or the chicken? The chicken because eggs can't cross the road

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hi hi strager danger

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All I want for Chrismas, the murderer of my parents to be caught.

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Why did the blonde kid lose the spelling bee? Because she misspelled a word.

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Knock Knock. "Who's there?" The cops.

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What do you call an Arab flying a plane? A pilot. *BOOM* Never mind, he was a terrorist.

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