Which came first the egg or the chicken? The chicken because eggs can't cross the road

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GIVE

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someone called a frog a frog

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What do you call a retarded man? Mentally challenged.

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Why did the postal worker go to work? Because he has to support his family so they do not starve like his dog.

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What is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? The pizza doesn't scream when riding on a roller coaster.

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A black, a muslim, and a communist walk into a bar, the bartender says "what will it be Mr. President?

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A dog walks into a bar, looks at the bartender, lifts its leg and pisses on a bar stool. What does the bartender do ? He chases the dog out the bar and gets a mop to mop up the piss.

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Q: How did Muhamid Ali ( casius clay ) get a black eye? A: He was born

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Why did the cookie go to the hospital? Leukemia

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What is the worst part about being a black Jew? Having to sit at the back of the gas chamber.

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You know whats funny? Things that aren't listed here.

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Person 1: What's 2+2? Person 2: 4 Person 1: Oh, you already heard that one.

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What did the Mexican firefighter name his twin boys? Thomas and David after his father and grandfather.

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What do you call a horse with no eyes? A horse with no eyes.

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teacher: what comes after 69? johnny: mouthwash teacher: get out.

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Why did the U.S.A. vote in a black president? Because racial prejudice is a thing of the past and the U.S.A. is a liberal and progressive nation.

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Yo mama is so fat that it is obvious obesity runs in the family.

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A duck walks into a doctor's office, and says 'Quack!' The doctor is offended and resigns.

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What do you get when you mix a dog and a cow blood everywhere

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What's black without keys. A keyboard after you hit it with a shovel.

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What happens if someones forgets to put the 'anti' next to 'joke.' It is taken by someone else and created into an anti Joke.

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hi.... bonjour... hola... DOOO YOUUUU UNDERSTANDDD MEEE !!!!!!!!!!!

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Why did the black man run from the officer? The officer was trying to rape him.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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