What do you call it when a homosexual from spain is forced to have sex with a 400 pound black man? Rape

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GIVE

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Whats pink and looked like an angry bulldog? Your moms vagina last night

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When life gives you oranges, make lemonade.

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Hey buddy what's up? I justed wanted to know if you wanted to hang out tonight. Just call me and tell me what you wanna do. Ok that's it see ya. Oh yeah! I gave your mom an STD...sorry dude...it just happened. I hope your dad isn't mad. Again, really sorry. Ok bye.

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Why did the black man run from the officer? The officer was trying to rape him.

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You wanna hear an inside joke? That was one of them.

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The pig walks up to the buture the' The buture sloters him!

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Whats the difference between and anti joke and a joke? There two different things.

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lets see how many dislikes i can get from this...

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Hey man how was your trip? great!!! It blew my mind

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why did the blond stare at a carton of orange juice for 2 hours? because she was reading the nutrition list, and she is a slow and patient reader.

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I have sex daily, I mean dyslexia.

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Why did the U.S.A. vote in a black president? Because racial prejudice is a thing of the past and the U.S.A. is a liberal and progressive nation.

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Why was the blonde so stupid? He had dyslexia and to make fun of his hardship would truly be a hardship of human morals.

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How did the black guy cross the street? He jumped it.

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Why is 6 scared of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

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Why shouldnt you throw rocks at a black kid on a bike? Because the kid wasn't riding in your way, you could get arrested for assault and battery, and he probably lives in a low income area and cant afford health insurance if he was injured.

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What is the difference between peanut butter andd jam! Jam is made from crushed fruit and gelatine while peanut butter is made from finely ground peanuts and is often sweetened with sugar.

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Whut r bacer dew? Eh muphin

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What's black and white and red all over. An interracial suicide pact.

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Why didn't the dog like baseball? Being a dog, it had no idea or interest in what baseball is.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says "why the long face." the horse says "my wife has terminal cancer."

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Anti Joke

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