How much stuff would a stuff muff huff if a stuff muff could huff stuff? Whole dang lotsa

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What did the priest do when he noticed the young boy bent over picking up crayons he had dropped? He helped him pick them up

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Knock Knock. No one answered, as the person of residence was not home.

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An Asian, Burnett, and a Blond are stranded on an island. They all say, "What the crap?! How'd I get on this island?!"

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My mom told me about a funnel they make for women now that they can use to pee standing up. I told her it was a ploy to promote feminism.

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(insert antijoke here

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What do you call an Arab flying a plane? A pilot. *BOOM* Never mind, he was a terrorist.

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A: Knock Knock. B: ... A: Knock Knock. B: ... A: I guess nobody's home. (leaves.)

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What did the little boy get for Christmas? Nothing. He's Jewish.

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A guy walks into a bar. Ouch

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One day a horse goes to a bakery store and asks the shopkeeper for a fresh loaf of bread. Surprised at the request the shopkeeper asked - White bread or whole wheat? To which the horse replied - Makes no difference cause i rode my bicycle to work yesterday.

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It's black, and when it falls out of a tree, your refrigurator is broken. Your refrigurator.

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You know whats funny? Things that aren't listed here.

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smug face >:}

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where can you find a monkey, a blond, and a bear? the zoo.

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What's the difference between a teacher and a train? A lot.

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A guy and a girl had sex, it was casual.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "How'd you open the door?"

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What is the difference between your mother and a hooker? Gonorrhea and her father's approval.

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What's a pirate's favorite letter of the alphabet? Aye, ye be thinkin' it to be "ARRRR" - but it be the C

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read down and see what it is like BEFOR MARRIAGE boy:at last.i can hardly wait! girl:do you want to leave me? boy:NO! dont even think about it! girl:do you love me? boy:ofcourse! always girl:have you ever cheated on me? boy:NO! why are you even asking? girl:will you kiss me ? boy:every chance i get! girl:will you hit me ? boy:hell no! are you crazy ? girl:can i trust you? boy:yes! girl:darling!! read up again and see what it is like AFTER MARRIAGE (L.W)

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i did not type this on 12/23/11 at 8:49:47

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What's black without keys. A keyboard after you hit it with a shovel.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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