A French, an American and a Belgian are going together on holidays. I hope they'll have good weather.

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Hey buddy what's up? I justed wanted to know if you wanted to hang out tonight. Just call me and tell me what you wanna do. Ok that's it see ya. Oh yeah! I gave your mom an STD...sorry dude...it just happened. I hope your dad isn't mad. Again, really sorry. Ok bye.

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What magical power enables Spongebob to talk? There is no magical power. he is a cartoon therefore making him be able to anything in anyone's wild dreams.

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The pig walks up to the buture the' The buture sloters him!

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lets see how many dislikes i can get from this...

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Robin, get in the Bat-mobile!

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What do you call it when a homosexual from spain is forced to have sex with a 400 pound black man? Rape

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There are two muffins in the oven. One muffin says to the other "phew it's kinda hot in here" the other muffin says "AWW a talking muffin!"

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Why don't women wear watches? In the technologically advanced age that we live in, the watch is rapidly being replaced with other electronic devices that tell time, such as cell phones or iPods.

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What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A pilot

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A duck walks into a doctor's office, and says 'Quack!' The doctor is offended and resigns.

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Caitlyn.

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A 55-year-old white man's car is broken, so he decides to take a bus to work that morning. His bus arrives and he gets on. Then he notices the driver's a woman. He pays for his ticket, takes a seat by the window and in about an hour he gets to his office.

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What did the rock say to the other rock? It didnt

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Whats the difference between a chicken? One of its legs are both the same.

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???????????? WTF?

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It's black, and when it falls out of a tree, your refrigurator is broken. Your refrigurator.

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What's black and white and red all over. An interracial suicide pact.

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How do you put on a condom Very Carefully

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Which came first the egg or the chicken? The chicken because eggs can't cross the road

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what did batman tell robin before they got into the batmobile? -let's get in the batmobile!

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smug face >:}

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What kind of cookies does a pedophile order from the girl scouts? Samoas...pedophiles love coconut.

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why did the blond stare at a carton of orange juice for 2 hours? because she was reading the nutrition list, and she is a slow and patient reader.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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