If you lose your left arm, your right one will be left.

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What's the difference between shoes and a ginger? Shoes do the kicking.

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Q. What's silver and cries? A. Someone who's been stabbed while wearing a suit of armour.

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What do you get when you mix a dog and a cow blood everywhere

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A French, an American and a Belgian are going together on holidays. I hope they'll have good weather.

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Why did the black guy punch the Mexican guy? Because they were in a fight.

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What happens if someones forgets to put the 'anti' next to 'joke.' It is taken by someone else and created into an anti Joke.

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When life gives you oranges, make lemonade.

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A guy walks into a bar. Ouch

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how do you wake lady gaga up? you hit her in the face with a frying pan

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What is the worst part about being a black Jew? Having to sit at the back of the gas chamber.

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-Is Michael Jackson dead? - HELL YEAH HE'S DEAD!!

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Why was the man angry? Because I slept with his wife.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm in your apple.

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I've got a boner

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So a Jewish man walks into a bar, You think Jesus being all knowing would have realized it was there.

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You know whats funny? Things that aren't listed here.

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Hey man how was your trip? great!!! It blew my mind

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What has four wheels and can fly? A flying car What else has four wheels and can fly? Another flying car

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Why was the man sad after mowing is lawn? He ran over his dog.

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Your mom is so stupid that... She often makes mistakes.

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What's red and smells like blue paint? Red paint

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A duck walks into a doctor's office, and says 'Quack!' The doctor is offended and resigns.

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Why did the blonde kid lose the spelling bee? Because she misspelled a word.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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