Guy 1: "Hey, you have some updawg on your face." Guy 2: "Oh, thanks. Did I get it?" Guy 1: "Yeah, I think so."

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What's the difference between shoes and a ginger? Shoes do the kicking.

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A: Knock knock! B: A: Guess no one's home.

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Caitlyn.

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What's black without keys. A keyboard after you hit it with a shovel.

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hi.... bonjour... hola... DOOO YOUUUU UNDERSTANDDD MEEE !!!!!!!!!!!

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What do you call an Arab flying a plane? A pilot. *BOOM* Never mind, he was a terrorist.

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Whats the difference between a chicken? One of its legs are both the same.

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my bubbles!

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The pig walks up to the buture the' The buture sloters him!

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Every 60 seconds in Africa, a minute passes.

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A horse walks into a bar.. Several people get up and leave as they see the potential danger in the situation..

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Roses are red Violets are blue This doesn't make sense Your cute

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What kind of cookies does a pedophile order from the girl scouts? Samoas...pedophiles love coconut.

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Person 1: What's 2+2? Person 2: 4 Person 1: Oh, you already heard that one.

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Why don't women wear watches? In the technologically advanced age that we live in, the watch is rapidly being replaced with other electronic devices that tell time, such as cell phones or iPods.

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What did zero say to ten? I see you found someone

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What's red, blue, green, yellow, pink, purple, orange, teal, light green, brown, black and white? Colours, except for black and white, for they are the absence and amalgam of all colours, respectively.

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My mom told me about a funnel they make for women now that they can use to pee standing up. I told her it was a ploy to promote feminism.

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What did the rock say to the other rock? It didnt

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what is the difference between a Ferrari and a bucket of dead babies......... I dont have a Ferrari in my garage

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???????????? WTF?

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How do you get a lawyer out of a tree? Lean a ladder against the tree and reassure them if they are apprehensive.

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Whut r bacer dew? Eh muphin

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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