Q. What's silver and cries? A. Someone who's been stabbed while wearing a suit of armour.

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Whats the difference between a chicken? One of its legs are both the same.

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What do you call an Arab flying a plane? A pilot. *BOOM* Never mind, he was a terrorist.

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???????????? WTF?

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What's black and white and red all over. An interracial suicide pact.

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go stand in a mirror look at your face that is the joke. 8- now go tell someone you will tell them a joke and do that to them this will be a fast spreading joke. jkjk this joke is so bad everybody give this alot of bad thums. ha ha i do not care

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umm idk what joke to write down so yea and so rate this a thumbs up! okay bc this is an awesome joke...right right right yea ik!

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What do you call it when a homosexual from spain is forced to have sex with a 400 pound black man? Rape

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your moms fat. she's ugly too.

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Hey man how was your trip? great!!! It blew my mind

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What kind of cookies does a pedophile order from the girl scouts? Samoas...pedophiles love coconut.

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Invisible Television.

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what did the duck say to the chicken .nothing

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What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A pilot

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Why did the blonde kid lose the spelling bee? Because she misspelled a word.

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a blind man walks into a bar it hurt.

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Whats the difference between a circle and a peace sign? Three lines!

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why did Sarah fall off the swing? because she had no arms. Knock knock! who's there? not Sarah.

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my bubbles!

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how much blow can charlie sheen hold up his nose? enough to kill Two and A Half Men

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A horse walks into a bar.. Several people get up and leave as they see the potential danger in the situation..

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what did batman tell robin before they got into the batmobile? -let's get in the batmobile!

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What has four wheels and can fly? A flying car What else has four wheels and can fly? Another flying car

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In Soviet Russia, there are communists.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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