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Whats worse than the holocaust? Finding your babies head in a microwave

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What do you call a retarded man? Mentally challenged.

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What?

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In Soviet Russia, there are communists.

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Why did the postal worker go to work? Because he has to support his family so they do not starve like his dog.

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Why did the U.S.A. vote in a black president? Because racial prejudice is a thing of the past and the U.S.A. is a liberal and progressive nation.

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John had 32 candy bars. He ate 28 of them. What does John have now? daibetes, john has diabetes.

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What did Justin Bieber get for Christmas? An iPod Touch and a few nice sweaters.

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What did the tractor say to the cow? I'm a tractor, you're a cow, go figure.

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What do you call something you should prepare yourself for when having sex with a prostitute? A.I.D.S

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How did the soccer team win? They scored the most goals.

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What's black and white and red all over. An interracial suicide pact.

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make me a sandwich!

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someone called a frog a frog

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A horse walks into a bar The bartender says "Haha, sucker, this is actually a glue factory" The horse is brutally slaughtered and his remains are sold for a profit as part of a glue product

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "why the long face?". The horse doesn't reply because horse can't talk.

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Knock Know Who's there Interrupting ghost Interu--BOO!!! Ha HA!

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A horse walks into a bar. The owner immediately seeks out the owner of the misplaced obstruction and asks them to remove it promptly less his animal suffers any more untoward damage

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teacher: what comes after 69? johnny: mouthwash teacher: get out.

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A black, a muslim, and a communist walk into a bar, the bartender says "what will it be Mr. President?

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A duck walks into a doctor's office, and says 'Quack!' The doctor is offended and resigns.

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what do you call a grown man driving a plane you dont it isnt possible to drive a plane

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Q: What did the first kid say to the second kid before he handed him a pencil? A: May I have a pencil?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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