yo mama so dumb that we sat her down to take a standardized, comprehensive IQ test measuring spatial, logical, linguistic, and memorization abilities. Her aggregate score was an 87, indicated she is roughly one standard deviation below the mean of the population, which is not low enough to qualify for government assistance under the Americans with Disabilities Act (1990) but does impede her understanding of more complex abstract concepts and things pertaining to higher culture. In spite of this, she has raised a child of average intelligence, and has retained the same job at Walgreen's for 14 years, People seem to like her because she is polite and rarely late. Your mother is an inspiration to low-IQ people living in high-IQ developed countries, demonstrating that an inability to fully understand abstracts does necessarily lead to a life of meagerness and frustration, so long as you work hard, keep your spirits high, and accept Jesus Christ as your personal lord and savior.

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What is Ash gray Battleship gray Black Blue-gray Cadet gray Charcoal Cool gray Davy's gray Payne's gray Gunmetal Silver Slate gray Taupe Purple taupe Medium taupe Rose quartz Taupe gray Timberwolf WhiteApple green Asparagus Bright green Cal Poly Chartreuse Dark olive green Dark spring green Dartmouth green Fern green Forest greenGreen Green-yellow Harlequin Honeydew Hunter green India green Islamic green Jungle green Lawn green LimePhthalo green Pigment green Pine green Pistachio Sea green Shamrock green Spring bud Spring green Teal Yellow-greenAlice blue Aqua Aquamarine Celeste Cerulean Cyan Electric blue Jungle green Magic mint MintAir Force blue Air superiority blue Alice blue Azure Baby blue Bleu de France Blue Blue-gray Bondi blue Brandeis blueAmethyst Byzantium Cerise Eggplant Fandango Fuchsia Heliotrope Indigo Lavender blush Lavender (floralblack gray silver white maroon red purple fuchsia green lime olive yellow navy blue teal aqua a List that you just spent 5 min reading

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Why did the girl fall off the couch? She had a seizure.

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how many blondes does it take to fix a lightbulb? 764,983,792,545,653,

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Do you know the joke about the two guys who went to Paris ? Me neither.

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what do you call a grown man driving a plane you dont it isnt possible to drive a plane

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Always bring food to the zoo. It's not the animals who placed the signs not to feed them.

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What's black without keys. A keyboard after you hit it with a shovel.

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What happens if someones forgets to put the 'anti' next to 'joke.' It is taken by someone else and created into an anti Joke.

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Johnny has 30 pints of ice cream. He eats 25 pints. What does Johnny have? Diabetes. Johnny has diabetes.

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Whut r bacer dew? Eh muphin

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Why did the cookie go to the hospital? Leukemia

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Why was the man angry? Because I slept with his wife.

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I've got a boner

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Q. What's the difference between dead babies and celebrities? A. Nobody likes celebrities.

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Hey man how was your trip? great!!! It blew my mind

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Limericks are fun, I have an orange Nothing rhymes with orange crap orange

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What did the school bully get for his birthday? Beaten by his alcoholic father. Children are a product of their environment and his father's abusive nature towards his son forced the young boy to act out in class giving him the reputation of a bully.

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What did the Mexican firefighter name his twin boys? Thomas and David after his father and grandfather.

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A horse walks into a bar. The owner immediately seeks out the owner of the misplaced obstruction and asks them to remove it promptly less his animal suffers any more untoward damage

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Why couldn't the Hispanic guy become a firefighter? Because the fire chief was racist.

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What did the White guy say to the Black Guy? "Hey, what's up?"

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A duck walks into a doctor's office, and says 'Quack!' The doctor is offended and resigns.

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Whats the difference between a circle and a peace sign? Three lines!

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