Q. What's silver and cries? A. Someone who's been stabbed while wearing a suit of armour.

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roses are red violets are blue some poems rhyme this one doesn't

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A French, an American and a Belgian are going together on holidays. I hope they'll have good weather.

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Whats the difference between a chicken? One of its legs are both the same.

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There are two muffins in the oven. One muffin says to the other "phew it's kinda hot in here" the other muffin says "AWW a talking muffin!"

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What's worse than Hell? The Holocaust.

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Person 1: What's 2+2? Person 2: 4 Person 1: Oh, you already heard that one.

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Your mom is so stupid that... She often makes mistakes.

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Q: What did the pope say to the prostitute he passed in the street? A: Bath & Bodyworks are having a sale

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A duck walks into a doctor's office, and says 'Quack!' The doctor is offended and resigns.

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A 55-year-old white man's car is broken, so he decides to take a bus to work that morning. His bus arrives and he gets on. Then he notices the driver's a woman. He pays for his ticket, takes a seat by the window and in about an hour he gets to his office.

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What's black without keys. A keyboard after you hit it with a shovel.

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How do you get a lawyer out of a tree? Lean a ladder against the tree and reassure them if they are apprehensive.

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???????????? WTF?

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It's black, and when it falls out of a tree, your refrigurator is broken. Your refrigurator.

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yo mama so dumb that we sat her down to take a standardized, comprehensive IQ test measuring spatial, logical, linguistic, and memorization abilities. Her aggregate score was an 87, indicated she is roughly one standard deviation below the mean of the population, which is not low enough to qualify for government assistance under the Americans with Disabilities Act (1990) but does impede her understanding of more complex abstract concepts and things pertaining to higher culture. In spite of this, she has raised a child of average intelligence, and has retained the same job at Walgreen's for 14 years, People seem to like her because she is polite and rarely late. Your mother is an inspiration to low-IQ people living in high-IQ developed countries, demonstrating that an inability to fully understand abstracts does necessarily lead to a life of meagerness and frustration, so long as you work hard, keep your spirits high, and accept Jesus Christ as your personal lord and savior.

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guy 1... "do you no any funny jokes?" guy2 ..."no" guy1 ..."same"

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So a Jewish man walks into a bar, You think Jesus being all knowing would have realized it was there.

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Roses are red Violets are blue This doesn't make sense Your cute

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What has four wheels and can fly? A flying car What else has four wheels and can fly? Another flying car

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Guy 1: "Hey, you have some updawg on your face." Guy 2: "Oh, thanks. Did I get it?" Guy 1: "Yeah, I think so."

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What did zero say to ten? I see you found someone

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teacher: what comes after 69? johnny: mouthwash teacher: get out.

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Why did the U.S.A. vote in a black president? Because racial prejudice is a thing of the past and the U.S.A. is a liberal and progressive nation.

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