What is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? The pizza doesn't scream when riding on a roller coaster.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar.

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Caitlyn.

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a blind man walks into a bar it hurt.

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Whats the difference between a circle and a peace sign? Three lines!

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???????????? WTF?

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Whut r bacer dew? Eh muphin

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How do you put on a condom Very Carefully

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Which came first the egg or the chicken? The chicken because eggs can't cross the road

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what did batman tell robin before they got into the batmobile? -let's get in the batmobile!

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Why couldn't the morbidly obese lady order a cheeseburger? A: Because it wasn't on the menu

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Person 1: What's 2+2? Person 2: 4 Person 1: Oh, you already heard that one.

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What is purple after you stroke it a lot? An eggplant

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Why was the blonde so stupid? He had dyslexia and to make fun of his hardship would truly be a hardship of human morals.

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What did the White guy say to the Black Guy? "Hey, what's up?"

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What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

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What did the cop say to the robber? You have the right to remain silent

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What's black without keys. A keyboard after you hit it with a shovel.

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A French, an American and a Belgian are going together on holidays. I hope they'll have good weather.

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Whats the difference between a chicken? One of its legs are both the same.

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Why did the black man run from the officer? The officer was trying to rape him.

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Q: What happens when your name is Gretchen Weiner? A: You can never make "fetch" happen.

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Why shouldnt you throw rocks at a black kid on a bike? Because the kid wasn't riding in your way, you could get arrested for assault and battery, and he probably lives in a low income area and cant afford health insurance if he was injured.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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