How do you put on a condom Very Carefully

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guy 1... "do you no any funny jokes?" guy2 ..."no" guy1 ..."same"

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So a Jewish man walks into a bar, You think Jesus being all knowing would have realized it was there.

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Roses are red Violets are blue This doesn't make sense Your cute

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You know whats funny? Things that aren't listed here.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The pen was left open, and it felt slightly curious.

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Why did the U.S.A. vote in a black president? Because racial prejudice is a thing of the past and the U.S.A. is a liberal and progressive nation.

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teacher: what comes after 69? johnny: mouthwash teacher: get out.

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Why was the old lady hard of hearing? She spent many of her young days blasting hard rock from her speakers/

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Whats the difference between a circle and a peace sign? Three lines!

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Q. What's silver and cries? A. Someone who's been stabbed while wearing a suit of armour.

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roses are red violets are blue some poems rhyme this one doesn't

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Whats the difference between a chicken? One of its legs are both the same.

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A white man and a black man are standing on the edge of a 20 story building. The view from up there is rather nice.

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The pig walks up to the buture the' The buture sloters him!

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What magical power enables Spongebob to talk? There is no magical power. he is a cartoon therefore making him be able to anything in anyone's wild dreams.

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What has four wheels and can fly? A flying car What else has four wheels and can fly? Another flying car

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Person 1: What's 2+2? Person 2: 4 Person 1: Oh, you already heard that one.

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Whats pink and looked like an angry bulldog? Your moms vagina last night

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My mom told me about a funnel they make for women now that they can use to pee standing up. I told her it was a ploy to promote feminism.

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What is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? The pizza doesn't scream when riding on a roller coaster.

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Q: What did my uncle Tom say when he first encountered my friend Richard Jefferson? A: Hello

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why did Sarah fall off the swing? because she had no arms. Knock knock! who's there? not Sarah.

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What's black without keys. A keyboard after you hit it with a shovel.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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