teacher: what comes after 69? johnny: mouthwash teacher: get out.

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What do you call a horse with no eyes? A horse with no eyes.

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Knock, Knock Who is there? Yo Yo who? *the man ran away and was never seen again, because he had nowhere to stay*

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Knock Knock Who's There? I am. I am who? I think someone has contracted amnesia.

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What's worse than Hell? The Holocaust.

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Guy 1: "Hey, you have some updawg on your face." Guy 2: "Oh, thanks. Did I get it?" Guy 1: "Yeah, I think so."

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Why did the black man kill himself? Because he was black

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why is six afraid of seven? because seven ate nine

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A women go hit by a car, what everyone woners though, how did the car get in between the bedroom and the kitchen?

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If at first you don't succeed.... maybe skydiving isn't for you...

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What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? AHHHH WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS!?!?!? MY HAND!!! MY HAND!!! AHHHHHHH!!!!! JUST KILL ME!!! PLEASE WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS?!?! MY OTHER HAND AHHHH!!! HAHAAAAAAAAAaaaa..... AHHHHHHH WHY?!?! MY LEG!!!! MY FOOT NO!!!!! PLEASE!!!!! Ah AH AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAA HAHAHAaaa WHYYYYYYYYY!?

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Two blondes are sitting in a car. They took a drive and later enjoyed turkey sandwiches at the local eatery.

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Why couldn't the morbidly obese lady order a cheeseburger? A: Because it wasn't on the menu

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All I want for Chrismas, the murderer of my parents to be caught.

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How do you make a black man cry? A: Kill his whole family.

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What's a pirate's favorite letter of the alphabet? Aye, ye be thinkin' it to be "ARRRR" - but it be the C

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What is big, green and fuzzy and if it falls out of a tree and hit you in the head, it will probably kill you? A pool table.

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how long does it take for a black woman to shit? a couple of minutes.

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Q: Why did the man move out of his house? A: He found another, for a better price.

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3 men find a genie lamp on the side of a road, The genie grants them each a wish as they surely deserve. The first man asks for a jet and the genie glady grants him this and the man starts to fly away. The second man says to make a wall around asia and the genie complies. The third man thinks for a minute and finally says fill it with water and as a genie the genie cannot refuse. They all drowned seeing how the jet had no fuel. The genie goes back to sleep and is picked up by an alien 5,000 years in the future, the Earth is destroyed in 7012(as if we didnt already destroy it). The genie survives and currently resides on uranus.

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Which came first the egg or the chicken? The chicken because eggs can't cross the road

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Who is a nazi? • Theo Kingdom

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