hi hi strager danger

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if a white guy, a black guy and a hispanic guy jump off a 10 story building, who hits the ground first? the man who jumped first. racist.

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what did the duck say to the chicken .nothing

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Why did the postal worker go to work? Because he has to support his family so they do not starve like his dog.

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What's the difference between a black guy and a door? Various answers are acceptable. The door has hinges, a black guy has legs, etc.

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what's the difference between a duck? one leg is the same.

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how do you kill a bear. -you shoot it.

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What do you get when you mix a dog and a cow blood everywhere

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Knock Knock. "Who's there?" The cops.

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What do you call an Arab flying a plane? A pilot. *BOOM* Never mind, he was a terrorist.

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How did the soccer team win? They scored the most goals.

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Every 60 seconds in Africa, a minute passes.

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What's black and white and red all over. An interracial suicide pact.

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How do you put on a condom Very Carefully

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What do you call it when a homosexual from spain is forced to have sex with a 400 pound black man? Rape

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? -I don't have a ferrari in my garage.

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Which came first the egg or the chicken? The chicken because eggs can't cross the road

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Hey man how was your trip? great!!! It blew my mind

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What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A pilot

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Why did the blonde kid lose the spelling bee? Because she misspelled a word.

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What`s the best part about twenty-three year olds? there are twenty of them

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a blind man walks into a bar it hurt.

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Whats the difference between a circle and a peace sign? Three lines!

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roses are red violets are blue some poems rhyme this one doesn't

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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