What did the chicken say to the rhino? Nothing. Animals can't talk.

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A: Knock Knock. B: ... A: Knock Knock. B: ... A: I guess nobody's home. (leaves.)

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Why did the monkey fall from the tree? Gravitational force acted upon the monkey who was not holding on to any branch.

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A French, an American and a Belgian are going together on holidays. I hope they'll have good weather.

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Why dont we just make fun of both? *mexican music plays*

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What happens if someones forgets to put the 'anti' next to 'joke.' It is taken by someone else and created into an anti Joke.

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What do you call something you should prepare yourself for when having sex with a prostitute? A.I.D.S

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Why did the cookie go to the hospital? Leukemia

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What is the worst part about being a black Jew? Having to sit at the back of the gas chamber.

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Whats the difference between and anti joke and a joke? There two different things.

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Whats the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? One is fun to smash with a sludge hammer, the other is a watermelon

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Which came first the egg or the chicken? The chicken because eggs can't cross the road

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You know whats funny? Things that aren't listed here.

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someone called a frog a frog

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Q. What's the difference between dead babies and celebrities? A. Nobody likes celebrities.

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What do you call a retarded man? Mentally challenged.

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Q: How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? A: One, possibly two if the lightbulb is high up and someone has to hold the ladder.

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In Soviet Russia, there are communists.

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Why did the U.S.A. vote in a black president? Because racial prejudice is a thing of the past and the U.S.A. is a liberal and progressive nation.

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What do you call a horse with no eyes? A horse with no eyes.

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Yo mama is so fat that it is obvious obesity runs in the family.

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What is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? The pizza doesn't scream when riding on a roller coaster.

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What do you get when you mix a dog and a cow blood everywhere

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A dog walks into a bar, looks at the bartender, lifts its leg and pisses on a bar stool. What does the bartender do ? He chases the dog out the bar and gets a mop to mop up the piss.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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