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Emo Girl: Whats Your Favorite song? Regulor Girl: Something Carrie Underwood sing!(: Emo Girl: Are you retarted? Regulor Girl: Well im not the one who loves Emos .-. --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Honstley, I didnt right this my cousin told me to wriget this... i think its stupied... And Yes, Ima Emo but im not trying to judge people if there emo or not! :D Luv ya! -Angel- <3

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Person 1: What's 2+2? Person 2: 4 Person 1: Oh, you already heard that one.

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If you lose your left arm, your right one will be left.

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In Soviet Russia, there are communists.

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how many blondes does it take to fix a lightbulb? 764,983,792,545,653,

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Why did the U.S.A. vote in a black president? Because racial prejudice is a thing of the past and the U.S.A. is a liberal and progressive nation.

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teacher: what comes after 69? johnny: mouthwash teacher: get out.

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A duck walks into a doctor's office, and says 'Quack!' The doctor is offended and resigns.

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what do you call a grown man driving a plane you dont it isnt possible to drive a plane

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What did the cop say to the robber? You have the right to remain silent

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Q:Ask me my name. A:What is your name? A:Hey why do you need to know that?

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What's the difference between a bird and a horse? - Both can fly, exept the horse.

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What's black without keys. A keyboard after you hit it with a shovel.

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Johnny has 30 pints of ice cream. He eats 25 pints. What does Johnny have? Diabetes. Johnny has diabetes.

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What happens if someones forgets to put the 'anti' next to 'joke.' It is taken by someone else and created into an anti Joke.

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Why did the black man run from the officer? The officer was trying to rape him.

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Why did Benjamin Franklin go to the movies? Dim message, sapi message=InputBox("Find Out","Why did Benjamin Franklin Go To the Movies?") Set sapi=CreateObject("sapi.spvoice") sapi.Speak message

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What made parashoot paint's so uncool? MC Hammer.

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What is the worst part about being a black Jew? Having to sit at the back of the gas chamber.

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Knock, knock. The man knocking finds a note taped to the door saying "we'll be back in a week", the man proceeds to walk back home and tell his wife that they weren't home and that he'll return the rake he borrowed from them next week when they're back.

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Why did the girl fall off the couch? She had a seizure.

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lets see how many dislikes i can get from this...

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someone called a frog a frog

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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