What do you call it when a homosexual from spain is forced to have sex with a 400 pound black man? Rape

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You know whats funny? Things that aren't listed here.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says "why the long face." the horse says "my wife has terminal cancer."

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What has four wheels and can fly? A flying car What else has four wheels and can fly? Another flying car

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Person 1: What's 2+2? Person 2: 4 Person 1: Oh, you already heard that one.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The pen was left open, and it felt slightly curious.

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Why did the black man fall off the bicycle? He was shot at close range by one of a gang of young white males. This horrific violence was most likely fueled by racial prejudice. Our thoughts go out to the young man's family and friends.

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Q. What's silver and cries? A. Someone who's been stabbed while wearing a suit of armour.

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How do you get a lawyer out of a tree? Lean a ladder against the tree and reassure them if they are apprehensive.

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how do you wake lady gaga up? you hit her in the face with a frying pan

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how are a plum and a rabbit the same? they are both purple except the rabbit

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Whut r bacer dew? Eh muphin

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A white man and a black man are standing on the edge of a 20 story building. The view from up there is rather nice.

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How do you put on a condom Very Carefully

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lets see how many dislikes i can get from this...

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guy 1... "do you no any funny jokes?" guy2 ..."no" guy1 ..."same"

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Which came first the egg or the chicken? The chicken because eggs can't cross the road

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Roses are red Violets are blue This doesn't make sense Your cute

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What happened to the prisoner who dropped the soap while in the shower with other men? Another prisoner picked up and gave it to him and finished showering and felt squeaky clean.

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Guy 1: "Hey, you have some updawg on your face." Guy 2: "Oh, thanks. Did I get it?" Guy 1: "Yeah, I think so."

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Knock, Knock The door's open

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What's red, blue, green, yellow, pink, purple, orange, teal, light green, brown, black and white? Colours, except for black and white, for they are the absence and amalgam of all colours, respectively.

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Why was the old lady hard of hearing? She spent many of her young days blasting hard rock from her speakers/

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i did not type this on 12/23/11 at 8:49:47

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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