- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whut r bacer dew? Eh muphin

What magical power enables Spongebob to talk? There is no magical power. he is a cartoon therefore making him be able to anything in anyone's wild dreams.

The pig walks up to the buture the' The buture sloters him!

What's worse than Hell? The Holocaust.

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Why don't women wear watches? In the technologically advanced age that we live in, the watch is rapidly being replaced with other electronic devices that tell time, such as cell phones or iPods.

What is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? The pizza doesn't scream when riding on a roller coaster.

My mom told me about a funnel they make for women now that they can use to pee standing up. I told her it was a ploy to promote feminism.

Whats pink and looked like an angry bulldog? Your moms vagina last night

my bubbles!

How do you get a lawyer out of a tree? Lean a ladder against the tree and reassure them if they are apprehensive.

What came first?....the woman or the sandwich

It's black, and when it falls out of a tree, your refrigurator is broken. Your refrigurator.

lets see how many dislikes i can get from this...

A horse walks into a bar.. Several people get up and leave as they see the potential danger in the situation..

So a Jewish man walks into a bar, You think Jesus being all knowing would have realized it was there.

if a white guy, a black guy and a hispanic guy jump off a 10 story building, who hits the ground first? the man who jumped first. racist.

Person 1: What's 2+2? Person 2: 4 Person 1: Oh, you already heard that one.

Why did the black man fall off the bicycle? He was shot at close range by one of a gang of young white males. This horrific violence was most likely fueled by racial prejudice. Our thoughts go out to the young man's family and friends.

Why was the blonde so stupid? He had dyslexia and to make fun of his hardship would truly be a hardship of human morals.

How did the black guy cross the street? He jumped it.

What's the difference between shoes and a ginger? Shoes do the kicking.

What's black without keys. A keyboard after you hit it with a shovel.

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