- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Which came first the egg or the chicken? The chicken because eggs can't cross the road

What's worse than Hell? The Holocaust.

Q. What's the difference between dead babies and celebrities? A. Nobody likes celebrities.

Invisible Television.

What did the school bully get for his birthday? Beaten by his alcoholic father. Children are a product of their environment and his father's abusive nature towards his son forced the young boy to act out in class giving him the reputation of a bully.

What did John F. Kennedy say to Kurt Cobain? Nothing. They never met.

Dylan Eichas

Why did the blonde kid lose the spelling bee? Because she misspelled a word.

Wanna hear a joke? Good, go ask a comedian.

Why can't black people swim? Because most African American individuals grow up in inner urban cities where they have little or no access to swimming facilities.

What do you get when you mix a dog and a cow blood everywhere

Whats the difference between a circle and a peace sign? Three lines!

why did Sarah fall off the swing? because she had no arms. Knock knock! who's there? not Sarah.

hi.... bonjour... hola... DOOO YOUUUU UNDERSTANDDD MEEE !!!!!!!!!!!

How do you get a lawyer out of a tree? Lean a ladder against the tree and reassure them if they are apprehensive.

Roses are red violets are blue poems don't have to rhyme..... Refrigerator

What's black and white and red all over. An interracial suicide pact.

a muslim walks into a bar, he then remembers his religion forbids the drinking of alcohol and walks back out

What happened to the prisoner who dropped the soap while in the shower with other men? Another prisoner picked up and gave it to him and finished showering and felt squeaky clean.

Why couldn't the morbidly obese lady order a cheeseburger? A: Because it wasn't on the menu

Patient: Doctor, will I be able to play the piano when my arm heals? Doctor: Did I not tell you? You insurance didn't cover the cost of this operation. Your arm is never going to be healed!

Why was the man sad after mowing is lawn? He ran over his dog.

what did the duck say to the chicken .nothing

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