Yo mama is so fat that it is obvious obesity runs in the family.

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A black, a muslim, and a communist walk into a bar, the bartender says "what will it be Mr. President?

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what do you call a grown man driving a plane you dont it isnt possible to drive a plane

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What's the difference between a bird and a horse? - Both can fly, exept the horse.

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Why did the monkey fall from the tree? Gravitational force acted upon the monkey who was not holding on to any branch.

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What did Justin Bieber get for Christmas? An iPod Touch and a few nice sweaters.

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What's black without keys. A keyboard after you hit it with a shovel.

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What do you call something you should prepare yourself for when having sex with a prostitute? A.I.D.S

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One day a horse goes to a bakery store and asks the shopkeeper for a fresh loaf of bread. Surprised at the request the shopkeeper asked - White bread or whole wheat? To which the horse replied - Makes no difference cause i rode my bicycle to work yesterday.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the cactus cross the road? It was stuck to the chickens butt.

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What is the worst part about being a black Jew? Having to sit at the back of the gas chamber.

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Whats the difference between and anti joke and a joke? There two different things.

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Which came first the egg or the chicken? The chicken because eggs can't cross the road

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someone called a frog a frog

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What do you call a retarded man? Mentally challenged.

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What?

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "why the long face?". The horse doesn't reply because horse can't talk.

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In Soviet Russia, there are communists.

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did you hear the one about the boyscout and his scoutmaster? They had a lovely relationship, and both went on to be role models.

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Why did the postal worker go to work? Because he has to support his family so they do not starve like his dog.

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An Asian, Burnett, and a Blond are stranded on an island. They all say, "What the crap?! How'd I get on this island?!"

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What did the cop say to the robber? You have the right to remain silent

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Why dont we just make fun of both? *mexican music plays*

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Why did the black man run from the officer? The officer was trying to rape him.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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