Ask me if I'm a duck. Are you a duck? No.

Why was the blonde so stupid? He had dyslexia and to make fun of his hardship would truly be a hardship of human morals.

What do you call a Black guy picking cottnon? A cottonpicker

A French, an American and a Belgian are going together on holidays. I hope they'll have good weather.

A: Knock Knock. B: ... A: Knock Knock. B: ... A: I guess nobody's home. (leaves.)

Why did the black man run from the officer? The officer was trying to rape him.

my bubbles!

What is the difference between peanut butter andd jam! Jam is made from crushed fruit and gelatine while peanut butter is made from finely ground peanuts and is often sweetened with sugar.

The pig walks up to the buture the' The buture sloters him!

How do you put on a condom Very Carefully

Whats the difference between and anti joke and a joke? There two different things.

lets see how many dislikes i can get from this...

why did the puppy have a sticky tongue? because its owner was abusive and made the puppy lick peanut butter from his balls

Robin, get in the Bat-mobile!

What do you call it when a homosexual from spain is forced to have sex with a 400 pound black man? Rape

So a Jewish man walks into a bar, You think Jesus being all knowing would have realized it was there.

Which came first the egg or the chicken? The chicken because eggs can't cross the road

Hey man how was your trip? great!!! It blew my mind

What kind of cookies does a pedophile order from the girl scouts? Samoas...pedophiles love coconut.

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A duck walks into a doctor's office, and says 'Quack!' The doctor is offended and resigns.

Caitlyn.

What did the cop say to the robber? You have the right to remain silent

A 55-year-old white man's car is broken, so he decides to take a bus to work that morning. His bus arrives and he gets on. Then he notices the driver's a woman. He pays for his ticket, takes a seat by the window and in about an hour he gets to his office.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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