your moms fat. she's ugly too.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says "why the long face." the horse says "my wife has terminal cancer."

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Bobby got a new bike there are black kids in bobby's neighborhood bobby doesnt have a new bike anymore

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I have sex daily, I mean dyslexia.

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Your mom is so stupid that... She often makes mistakes.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a terrorist.

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a blind man walks into a bar it hurt.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, Others don't.

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hi.... bonjour... hola... DOOO YOUUUU UNDERSTANDDD MEEE !!!!!!!!!!!

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How do you get a lawyer out of a tree? Lean a ladder against the tree and reassure them if they are apprehensive.

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A: Knock Knock. B: ... A: Knock Knock. B: ... A: I guess nobody's home. (leaves.)

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What is marios favorite type of jeans? a brand that he enjoys and feels is comfortable in

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Why shouldnt you throw rocks at a black kid on a bike? Because the kid wasn't riding in your way, you could get arrested for assault and battery, and he probably lives in a low income area and cant afford health insurance if he was injured.

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i was molested.

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What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? AHHHH WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS!?!?!? MY HAND!!! MY HAND!!! AHHHHHHH!!!!! JUST KILL ME!!! PLEASE WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS?!?! MY OTHER HAND AHHHH!!! HAHAAAAAAAAAaaaa..... AHHHHHHH WHY?!?! MY LEG!!!! MY FOOT NO!!!!! PLEASE!!!!! Ah AH AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAA HAHAHAaaa WHYYYYYYYYY!?

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whats forever alone me

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A horse walks into a bar.. Several people get up and leave as they see the potential danger in the situation..

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What do you call it when a homosexual from spain is forced to have sex with a 400 pound black man? Rape

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what did batman tell robin before they got into the batmobile? -let's get in the batmobile!

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What did zero say to ten? I see you found someone

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Did you see that picture of Helen Keller's dad? Yes. She didn't.

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An Asian, Burnett, and a Blond are stranded on an island. They all say, "What the crap?! How'd I get on this island?!"

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(insert antijoke here

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did you hear the one about the boyscout and his scoutmaster? They had a lovely relationship, and both went on to be role models.

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