Ask me if I'm a duck. Are you a duck? No.

Whats pink and looked like an angry bulldog? Your moms vagina last night

What's the difference between shoes and a ginger? Shoes do the kicking.

whats worse than 10 babies in a mail box 1 baby in 10 mail boxes

Why did the blonde kid lose the spelling bee? Because she misspelled a word.

my bubbles!

Why did the black man run from the officer? The officer was trying to rape him.

What did the little boy get for Christmas? Nothing. He's Jewish.

Knock, Knock Who is there? Yo Yo who? *the man ran away and was never seen again, because he had nowhere to stay*

What did the tractor say to the cow? I'm a tractor, you're a cow, go figure.

Whats the difference between and anti joke and a joke? There two different things.

So a Jewish man walks into a bar, You think Jesus being all knowing would have realized it was there.

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says "why the long face." the horse says "my wife has terminal cancer."

Why did the black man fall off the bicycle? He was shot at close range by one of a gang of young white males. This horrific violence was most likely fueled by racial prejudice. Our thoughts go out to the young man's family and friends.

What do you call a horse with no eyes? A horse with no eyes.

What's the best part about having sex with twenty-six year olds? They're of legal age to give consent.

What did the White guy say to the Black Guy? "Hey, what's up?"

Q. What's silver and cries? A. Someone who's been stabbed while wearing a suit of armour.

A French, an American and a Belgian are going together on holidays. I hope they'll have good weather.

How do you get a lawyer out of a tree? Lean a ladder against the tree and reassure them if they are apprehensive.

Hey buddy what's up? I justed wanted to know if you wanted to hang out tonight. Just call me and tell me what you wanna do. Ok that's it see ya. Oh yeah! I gave your mom an STD...sorry dude...it just happened. I hope your dad isn't mad. Again, really sorry. Ok bye.

What magical power enables Spongebob to talk? There is no magical power. he is a cartoon therefore making him be able to anything in anyone's wild dreams.

The pig walks up to the buture the' The buture sloters him!

lets see how many dislikes i can get from this...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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