Why couldn't the dog fetch? It's back legs were useless after it got run over.

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If at first you don't succeed.... maybe skydiving isn't for you...

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Roses are red Violets are blue This doesn't make sense Your cute

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GIVE

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smug face >:}

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What kind of cookies does a pedophile order from the girl scouts? Samoas...pedophiles love coconut.

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Why was the blonde so stupid? He had dyslexia and to make fun of his hardship would truly be a hardship of human morals.

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A duck walks into a doctor's office, and says 'Quack!' The doctor is offended and resigns.

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What did the cop say to the robber? You have the right to remain silent

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A 55-year-old white man's car is broken, so he decides to take a bus to work that morning. His bus arrives and he gets on. Then he notices the driver's a woman. He pays for his ticket, takes a seat by the window and in about an hour he gets to his office.

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A French, an American and a Belgian are going together on holidays. I hope they'll have good weather.

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What did Jack give Jill for Christmas? Herpes.

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So a Jewish man walks into a bar, You think Jesus being all knowing would have realized it was there.

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? -I don't have a ferrari in my garage.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says "why the long face." the horse says "my wife has terminal cancer."

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Person 1: What's 2+2? Person 2: 4 Person 1: Oh, you already heard that one.

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I have sex daily, I mean dyslexia.

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Why don't women wear watches? In the technologically advanced age that we live in, the watch is rapidly being replaced with other electronic devices that tell time, such as cell phones or iPods.

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Ask me if I'm a duck. Are you a duck? No.

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A horse walks into a bar. The owner immediately seeks out the owner of the misplaced obstruction and asks them to remove it promptly less his animal suffers any more untoward damage

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Why did the U.S.A. vote in a black president? Because racial prejudice is a thing of the past and the U.S.A. is a liberal and progressive nation.

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What did the White guy say to the Black Guy? "Hey, what's up?"

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What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

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How do you get a lawyer out of a tree? Lean a ladder against the tree and reassure them if they are apprehensive.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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