Why Do Black Men Like Koolaid Because its red

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What's the difference between a black guy and a door? Various answers are acceptable. The door has hinges, a black guy has legs, etc.

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What do you call a horse with no eyes? A horse with no eyes.

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Why was Jenny walking home alone from school? Because three years ago her parents were murdered brutally by a drug dealer and social services haven't yet realised that Jenny is still living in the empty house.

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a man walks into a bar, his alcoholism is slowly destroying his family

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how do you kill a bear. -you shoot it.

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A rabbi, a nun, a priest, a hooker, a stripper, 2 secret servicemen, a teacher, a midget, a ginger, a rodeo clown, a nascar driver, a homosexual native american, a heterosexual native american, 2 portuguese tuba players, an african american taxi driver, a blind man, his seeing eye dog, a bartender, 2 minor league baseball players, 3 lesbian mexican salsa dance instructors and a dwarf are all in a bar. They all had a good time and the teacher and one ol the portuguese tuba players ended up becoming facebook friends.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a terrorist.

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Why did the black man kill himself? Because he was black

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hi.... bonjour... hola... DOOO YOUUUU UNDERSTANDDD MEEE !!!!!!!!!!!

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A Man goes into a watch store. Why? To buy a watch

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my bubbles!

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How do you kill a blonde? A gun, knife, there are a number of ways really...

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the world flooded and everybody died how did they die? the all fell into lava!

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Knock Knock Who's There? I am. I am who? I think someone has contracted amnesia.

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A white man and a black man are standing on the edge of a 20 story building. The view from up there is rather nice.

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What is the difference between peanut butter andd jam! Jam is made from crushed fruit and gelatine while peanut butter is made from finely ground peanuts and is often sweetened with sugar.

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What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? AHHHH WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS!?!?!? MY HAND!!! MY HAND!!! AHHHHHHH!!!!! JUST KILL ME!!! PLEASE WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS?!?! MY OTHER HAND AHHHH!!! HAHAAAAAAAAAaaaa..... AHHHHHHH WHY?!?! MY LEG!!!! MY FOOT NO!!!!! PLEASE!!!!! Ah AH AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAA HAHAHAaaa WHYYYYYYYYY!?

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? Lame Anti Jokes.

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What's worse than dying? Living in Africa

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Person A: Hey! Whats up? Person B: Suicide rates...

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how many blondes does it take to fix a lightbulb? 764,983,792,545,653,

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your mommy so gehto shes black

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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