a blind man walks into a bar it hurt.

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Knock, Knock Who is there? Yo Yo who? *the man ran away and was never seen again, because he had nowhere to stay*

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Hey buddy what's up? I justed wanted to know if you wanted to hang out tonight. Just call me and tell me what you wanna do. Ok that's it see ya. Oh yeah! I gave your mom an STD...sorry dude...it just happened. I hope your dad isn't mad. Again, really sorry. Ok bye.

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how do you wake lady gaga up? you hit her in the face with a frying pan

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What did the tractor say to the cow? I'm a tractor, you're a cow, go figure.

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What magical power enables Spongebob to talk? There is no magical power. he is a cartoon therefore making him be able to anything in anyone's wild dreams.

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How do you put on a condom Very Carefully

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Q : Why was the little girl crying? A : Because she tripped and hurt her knee.

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guy 1... "do you no any funny jokes?" guy2 ..."no" guy1 ..."same"

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Which came first the egg or the chicken? The chicken because eggs can't cross the road

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Whats is pathetic and just plain sad? Gas prices these days.

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a muslim walks into a bar, he then remembers his religion forbids the drinking of alcohol and walks back out

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Limericks are fun, I have an orange Nothing rhymes with orange crap orange

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What kind of cookies does a pedophile order from the girl scouts? Samoas...pedophiles love coconut.

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what did the duck say to the chicken .nothing

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Your mom is so stupid that... She often makes mistakes.

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what's the difference between a duck? one leg is the same.

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My mom told me about a funnel they make for women now that they can use to pee standing up. I told her it was a ploy to promote feminism.

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how do you kill a bear. -you shoot it.

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What's the difference between shoes and a ginger? Shoes do the kicking.

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What do you get when you mix a dog and a cow blood everywhere

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What is marios favorite type of jeans? a brand that he enjoys and feels is comfortable in

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roses are red violets are blue some poems rhyme this one doesn't

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Q: How did Muhamid Ali ( casius clay ) get a black eye? A: He was born

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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