Snapple fact #572: You're a terrible person.

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John had 32 candy bars. He ate 28 of them. What does John have now? daibetes, john has diabetes.

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What did the chicken say to the rhino? Nothing. Animals can't talk.

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A seal walks into a club...

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Why did Dumbledore fall off the astronomy tower? Because Snape killed him.

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A French, an American and a Belgian are going together on holidays. I hope they'll have good weather.

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Why did the monkey fall from the tree? Gravitational force acted upon the monkey who was not holding on to any branch.

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Why dont we just make fun of both? *mexican music plays*

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What did Justin Bieber get for Christmas? An iPod Touch and a few nice sweaters.

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a black guy walks into a bar and the bartender says "get out of here, whites only" this joke takes place in the 1950's when african americans were discriminated against

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Knock, knock. The man knocking finds a note taped to the door saying "we'll be back in a week", the man proceeds to walk back home and tell his wife that they weren't home and that he'll return the rake he borrowed from them next week when they're back.

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What's the difference between a cat and a dog? Vast. While they are both mammals belonging to the order Carnivora, and therefore have a loose evolutionary connection, dogs belong to the Carnidae family and cats belong to the Felidae family. There would need to be much biological research done to discover all of the differences that result from this.

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Whats the difference between and anti joke and a joke? There two different things.

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why did the puppy have a sticky tongue? because its owner was abusive and made the puppy lick peanut butter from his balls

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Which came first the egg or the chicken? The chicken because eggs can't cross the road

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What do you call a retarded man? Mentally challenged.

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What?

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Why did the postal worker go to work? Because he has to support his family so they do not starve like his dog.

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did you hear the one about the boyscout and his scoutmaster? They had a lovely relationship, and both went on to be role models.

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What is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? The pizza doesn't scream when riding on a roller coaster.

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A black, a muslim, and a communist walk into a bar, the bartender says "what will it be Mr. President?

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How can you kill a blonde? Hack her to bits.

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A dog walks into a bar, looks at the bartender, lifts its leg and pisses on a bar stool. What does the bartender do ? He chases the dog out the bar and gets a mop to mop up the piss.

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Q: How did Muhamid Ali ( casius clay ) get a black eye? A: He was born

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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