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go stand in a mirror look at your face that is the joke. 8- now go tell someone you will tell them a joke and do that to them this will be a fast spreading joke. jkjk this joke is so bad everybody give this alot of bad thums. ha ha i do not care

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Whats is pathetic and just plain sad? Gas prices these days.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says "why the long face." the horse says "my wife has terminal cancer."

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What's worse than Hell? The Holocaust.

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What?

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Why don't women wear watches? In the technologically advanced age that we live in, the watch is rapidly being replaced with other electronic devices that tell time, such as cell phones or iPods.

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What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A pilot

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how many blondes does it take to fix a lightbulb? 764,983,792,545,653,

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Why did the black man fall off the bicycle? He was shot at close range by one of a gang of young white males. This horrific violence was most likely fueled by racial prejudice. Our thoughts go out to the young man's family and friends.

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What's the best part about having sex with twenty-six year olds? They're of legal age to give consent.

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how do you kill a bear. -you shoot it.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate rhyming, penis.

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Always bring food to the zoo. It's not the animals who placed the signs not to feed them.

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A doctor walks into a room after a woman has just given birth to her baby Doctor: I've got some good news and some bad news Mom: Whats the bad news? Doctor: Your Baby is Ginger. Mom: So what's the good news? Doctor: It's dead.

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hi.... bonjour... hola... DOOO YOUUUU UNDERSTANDDD MEEE !!!!!!!!!!!

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Q: How did Muhamid Ali ( casius clay ) get a black eye? A: He was born

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what is the difference between a Ferrari and a bucket of dead babies......... I dont have a Ferrari in my garage

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Why was 15 afraid of 16? Coz 16 was bigger than him.

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how are a plum and a rabbit the same? they are both purple except the rabbit

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Whut r bacer dew? Eh muphin

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How do you put on a condom Very Carefully

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What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? AHHHH WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS!?!?!? MY HAND!!! MY HAND!!! AHHHHHHH!!!!! JUST KILL ME!!! PLEASE WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS?!?! MY OTHER HAND AHHHH!!! HAHAAAAAAAAAaaaa..... AHHHHHHH WHY?!?! MY LEG!!!! MY FOOT NO!!!!! PLEASE!!!!! Ah AH AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAA HAHAHAaaa WHYYYYYYYYY!?

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guy 1... "do you no any funny jokes?" guy2 ..."no" guy1 ..."same"

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