How do you put on a condom Very Carefully

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How do Elmer Fudd take a shower? Without a shampoo, he's bald..

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What is Ash gray Battleship gray Black Blue-gray Cadet gray Charcoal Cool gray Davy's gray Payne's gray Gunmetal Silver Slate gray Taupe Purple taupe Medium taupe Rose quartz Taupe gray Timberwolf WhiteApple green Asparagus Bright green Cal Poly Chartreuse Dark olive green Dark spring green Dartmouth green Fern green Forest greenGreen Green-yellow Harlequin Honeydew Hunter green India green Islamic green Jungle green Lawn green LimePhthalo green Pigment green Pine green Pistachio Sea green Shamrock green Spring bud Spring green Teal Yellow-greenAlice blue Aqua Aquamarine Celeste Cerulean Cyan Electric blue Jungle green Magic mint MintAir Force blue Air superiority blue Alice blue Azure Baby blue Bleu de France Blue Blue-gray Bondi blue Brandeis blueAmethyst Byzantium Cerise Eggplant Fandango Fuchsia Heliotrope Indigo Lavender blush Lavender (floralblack gray silver white maroon red purple fuchsia green lime olive yellow navy blue teal aqua a List that you just spent 5 min reading

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how much blow can charlie sheen hold up his nose? enough to kill Two and A Half Men

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Why did the girl drown? Well, the girl probably did drown because she was within the ages of 3-5 years old, and she probably had a physical incapapbilty and she could not swim so her parents didn't save her.

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Q: why did the girl fall off the swing?? A: because she had no arms or legs.

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What do you call a Mexican jumping fences? A really good athlete.

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What's the difference between a gay white man and a gay black man? Nothing because they are both sexually attracted to men.

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A duck walks into a doctor's office, and says 'Quack!' The doctor is offended and resigns.

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John had 32 candy bars. He ate 28 of them. What does John have now? daibetes, john has diabetes.

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What do you get when you mix a dog and a cow blood everywhere

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What's worse than finding ten babies nailed to a tree? One baby nailed to ten trees

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Why dont we just make fun of both? *mexican music plays*

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Two monkeys are having sex. They both realize they're boys.

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how do you wake lady gaga up? you hit her in the face with a frying pan

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Why did Nicholas Cage cross the street? To steal the Declaration of Independence.

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a guy who can fly walks up a hill and jumps off a cliff. his flying power fails him and he dies on impact

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why did the puppy have a sticky tongue? because its owner was abusive and made the puppy lick peanut butter from his balls

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go stand in a mirror look at your face that is the joke. 8- now go tell someone you will tell them a joke and do that to them this will be a fast spreading joke. jkjk this joke is so bad everybody give this alot of bad thums. ha ha i do not care

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make me a sandwich!

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Person 1: What's 2+2? Person 2: 4 Person 1: Oh, you already heard that one.

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poop.

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how many blondes does it take to fix a lightbulb? 764,983,792,545,653,

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What do you call a horse with no eyes? A horse with no eyes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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