Knock Knock. "Who's there?" The cops.

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Q: How did Muhamid Ali ( casius clay ) get a black eye? A: He was born

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hi.... bonjour... hola... DOOO YOUUUU UNDERSTANDDD MEEE !!!!!!!!!!!

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A French, an American and a Belgian are going together on holidays. I hope they'll have good weather.

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Knock, Knock Who is there? Yo Yo who? *the man ran away and was never seen again, because he had nowhere to stay*

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How did the soccer team win? They scored the most goals.

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What did the tractor say to the cow? I'm a tractor, you're a cow, go figure.

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Why did lil yazzy watch The Hills at 12:40 in the morning? Because she was casually surfing netflix and clicked on it.

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how do you wake lady gaga up? you hit her in the face with a frying pan

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-Is Michael Jackson dead? - HELL YEAH HE'S DEAD!!

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What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? AHHHH WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS!?!?!? MY HAND!!! MY HAND!!! AHHHHHHH!!!!! JUST KILL ME!!! PLEASE WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS?!?! MY OTHER HAND AHHHH!!! HAHAAAAAAAAAaaaa..... AHHHHHHH WHY?!?! MY LEG!!!! MY FOOT NO!!!!! PLEASE!!!!! Ah AH AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAA HAHAHAaaa WHYYYYYYYYY!?

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how much blow can charlie sheen hold up his nose? enough to kill Two and A Half Men

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umm idk what joke to write down so yea and so rate this a thumbs up! okay bc this is an awesome joke...right right right yea ik!

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Eating chicken off a baby's ass

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hi hi strager danger

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your moms fat. she's ugly too.

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what did batman tell robin before they got into the batmobile? -let's get in the batmobile!

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GIVE

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A horse walks into a bar. The owner immediately seeks out the owner of the misplaced obstruction and asks them to remove it promptly less his animal suffers any more untoward damage

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how many blondes does it take to fix a lightbulb? 764,983,792,545,653,

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Why did the postal worker go to work? Because he has to support his family so they do not starve like his dog.

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A: Knock knock! B: A: Guess no one's home.

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i did not type this on 12/23/11 at 8:49:47

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Wanna hear a joke? Good, go ask a comedian.

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