Yo mama is so fat that it is obvious obesity runs in the family.

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What did the cop say to the robber? You have the right to remain silent

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Q. What's silver and cries? A. Someone who's been stabbed while wearing a suit of armour.

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hi.... bonjour... hola... DOOO YOUUUU UNDERSTANDDD MEEE !!!!!!!!!!!

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POOP FART BUTTS HAHAHA!!!!

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Knock, Knock Who is there? Yo Yo who? *the man ran away and was never seen again, because he had nowhere to stay*

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A guy walks into a bar. Ouch

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Why are you asleep? Because I'm tired.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Can people stop posting grammatically incorrect jokes on here. Half of the sentences do not make sense.

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How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Just call the fire department, they're trained for that kind of stuff

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How many polish people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? -One

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Whats gay and has wheels? Alex Egbert, I lied about the wheels

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What's the difference between mw2 and mw3? Nothing

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says "why the long face." the horse says "my wife has terminal cancer."

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A man walks in to a bar. He was hospitalized and died later that day.

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All I want for Chrismas, the murderer of my parents to be caught.

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why did the blond stare at a carton of orange juice for 2 hours? because she was reading the nutrition list, and she is a slow and patient reader.

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A horse walks into a bar. The owner immediately seeks out the owner of the misplaced obstruction and asks them to remove it promptly less his animal suffers any more untoward damage

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How could they tell Michael Jackson was dead? He showed no vital signs.

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A: Knock Knock. B: ... A: Knock Knock. B: ... A: I guess nobody's home. (leaves.)

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Why did the monkey fall from the tree? Gravitational force acted upon the monkey who was not holding on to any branch.

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how many indians does it take to screw in a light bulb? one if it can reach 2 if it's high.One to screw in the bulb the other to hold the ladder.

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YO MOMMA SO FAT... that it is really beginning to be an issue.

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What did the adverb say to the noun? Hopefully whale.

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Anti Joke

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