Roses are red Violets are blue This doesn't make sense Your cute

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You know whats funny? Things that aren't listed here.

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when i walk in the living room this is what i see... Luci's big eyes are stairing at me! (Luci is a dog) (Pita is a cat) I start a hissing and a scratchin and i ain't affrid to bite her, bite her, bite her, I"M PITA AND I KNOW IT!!!

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Why don't women wear watches? In the technologically advanced age that we live in, the watch is rapidly being replaced with other electronic devices that tell time, such as cell phones or iPods.

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Invisible Television.

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i did not type this on 12/23/11 at 8:49:47

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A duck walks into a doctor's office, and says 'Quack!' The doctor is offended and resigns.

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Why did Dumbledore fall off the astronomy tower? Because Snape killed him.

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What's the difference between a bird and a horse? - Both can fly, exept the horse.

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How do you get a lawyer out of a tree? Lean a ladder against the tree and reassure them if they are apprehensive.

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What magical power enables Spongebob to talk? There is no magical power. he is a cartoon therefore making him be able to anything in anyone's wild dreams.

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Whats the difference between and anti joke and a joke? There two different things.

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What happened to the prisoner who dropped the soap while in the shower with other men? Another prisoner picked up and gave it to him and finished showering and felt squeaky clean.

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Ask me if I'm a duck. Are you a duck? No.

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Whats pink and looked like an angry bulldog? Your moms vagina last night

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate rhyming, penis.

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How did the soccer team win? They scored the most goals.

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The pig walks up to the buture the' The buture sloters him!

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Robin, get in the Bat-mobile!

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if a white guy, a black guy and a hispanic guy jump off a 10 story building, who hits the ground first? the man who jumped first. racist.

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Guy 1: "Hey, you have some updawg on your face." Guy 2: "Oh, thanks. Did I get it?" Guy 1: "Yeah, I think so."

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What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A pilot

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Did you see that picture of Helen Keller's dad? Yes. She didn't.

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What is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? The pizza doesn't scream when riding on a roller coaster.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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