- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to the prisoner who dropped the soap while in the shower with other men? Another prisoner picked up and gave it to him and finished showering and felt squeaky clean.

Person 1: What's 2+2? Person 2: 4 Person 1: Oh, you already heard that one.

Ask me if I'm a duck. Are you a duck? No.

What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A pilot

What do you call a horse with no eyes? A horse with no eyes.

What is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? The pizza doesn't scream when riding on a roller coaster.

What do you call ten black men running down the street? A race.

Why did Dumbledore fall off the astronomy tower? Because Snape killed him.

What's black without keys. A keyboard after you hit it with a shovel.

What did the rock say to the other rock? It didnt

Why couldn't the dog fetch? It's back legs were useless after it got run over.

Whats the difference between a chicken? One of its legs are both the same.

What did Jack give Jill for Christmas? Herpes.

Knock, Knock Who is there? Yo Yo who? the man ran away and was never seen again, because he had nowhere to stay

What magical power enables Spongebob to talk? There is no magical power. he is a cartoon therefore making him be able to anything in anyone's wild dreams.

It's black, and when it falls out of a tree, your refrigurator is broken. Your refrigurator.

How do you put on a condom Very Carefully

Whats the difference between and anti joke and a joke? There two different things.

whats forever alone me

A horse walks into a bar.. Several people get up and leave as they see the potential danger in the situation..

what did batman tell robin before they got into the batmobile? -let's get in the batmobile!

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says "why the long face." the horse says "my wife has terminal cancer."

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