You know whats funny? Things that aren't listed here.

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What happened to the prisoner who dropped the soap while in the shower with other men? Another prisoner picked up and gave it to him and finished showering and felt squeaky clean.

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Ask me if I'm a duck. Are you a duck? No.

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What's the best part about having sex with twenty-six year olds? They're of legal age to give consent.

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Whats pink and looked like an angry bulldog? Your moms vagina last night

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this site is funny.

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Why did Dumbledore fall off the astronomy tower? Because Snape killed him.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate rhyming, penis.

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What's the difference between a bird and a horse? - Both can fly, exept the horse.

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Hey buddy what's up? I justed wanted to know if you wanted to hang out tonight. Just call me and tell me what you wanna do. Ok that's it see ya. Oh yeah! I gave your mom an STD...sorry dude...it just happened. I hope your dad isn't mad. Again, really sorry. Ok bye.

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How did the soccer team win? They scored the most goals.

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What is Ash gray Battleship gray Black Blue-gray Cadet gray Charcoal Cool gray Davy's gray Payne's gray Gunmetal Silver Slate gray Taupe Purple taupe Medium taupe Rose quartz Taupe gray Timberwolf WhiteApple green Asparagus Bright green Cal Poly Chartreuse Dark olive green Dark spring green Dartmouth green Fern green Forest greenGreen Green-yellow Harlequin Honeydew Hunter green India green Islamic green Jungle green Lawn green LimePhthalo green Pigment green Pine green Pistachio Sea green Shamrock green Spring bud Spring green Teal Yellow-greenAlice blue Aqua Aquamarine Celeste Cerulean Cyan Electric blue Jungle green Magic mint MintAir Force blue Air superiority blue Alice blue Azure Baby blue Bleu de France Blue Blue-gray Bondi blue Brandeis blueAmethyst Byzantium Cerise Eggplant Fandango Fuchsia Heliotrope Indigo Lavender blush Lavender (floralblack gray silver white maroon red purple fuchsia green lime olive yellow navy blue teal aqua a List that you just spent 5 min reading

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Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

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Robin, get in the Bat-mobile!

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if a white guy, a black guy and a hispanic guy jump off a 10 story building, who hits the ground first? the man who jumped first. racist.

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Guy 1: "Hey, you have some updawg on your face." Guy 2: "Oh, thanks. Did I get it?" Guy 1: "Yeah, I think so."

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What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A pilot

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What is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? The pizza doesn't scream when riding on a roller coaster.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar.

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Caitlyn.

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a blind man walks into a bar it hurt.

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Whats the difference between a circle and a peace sign? Three lines!

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How do you get a lawyer out of a tree? Lean a ladder against the tree and reassure them if they are apprehensive.

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If at first you don't succeed.... maybe skydiving isn't for you...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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