- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Person 1: What's 2+2? Person 2: 4 Person 1: Oh, you already heard that one.

Why'd I have sex with your mom? I'm your father and I love your mother very much

Your mom is so stupid that... She often makes mistakes.

What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A pilot

Why did the postal worker go to work? Because he has to support his family so they do not starve like his dog.

Why wouldn't the girl clean her room? She was paralyzed.

Wanna hear a joke? Good, go ask a comedian.

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Q: What did the first kid say to the second kid before he handed him a pencil? A: May I have a pencil?

a blind man walks into a bar it hurt.

why did Sarah fall off the swing? because she had no arms. Knock knock! who's there? not Sarah.

What do you call an Arab flying a plane? A pilot. BOOM Never mind, he was a terrorist.

Knock, Knock Who is there? Yo Yo who? the man ran away and was never seen again, because he had nowhere to stay

What did the tractor say to the cow? I'm a tractor, you're a cow, go figure.

Why did lil yazzy watch The Hills at 12:40 in the morning? Because she was casually surfing netflix and clicked on it.

how do you wake lady gaga up? you hit her in the face with a frying pan

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "why the long face?" The owner of the horse then explains the evolution of the species and genetics. The bartender, satisfied, serves the owner a drink and gladly gives the horse water.

What's black and white and red all over. An interracial suicide pact.

make me a sandwich!

Eating chicken off a baby's ass

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Hey man how was your trip? great!!! It blew my mind

what did the duck say to the chicken .nothing

What's the difference between a black guy and a door? Various answers are acceptable. The door has hinges, a black guy has legs, etc.

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