Whats is pathetic and just plain sad? Gas prices these days.

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Why couldn't the morbidly obese lady order a cheeseburger? A: Because it wasn't on the menu

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Q: What's brown and sticky? A: A stick.

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What is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? The pizza doesn't scream when riding on a roller coaster.

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Wanna hear a joke? Good, go ask a comedian.

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A: Knock Knock. B: ... A: Knock Knock. B: ... A: I guess nobody's home. (leaves.)

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A guy walks into a bar. Ouch

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How do you put on a condom Very Carefully

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whats the main reason Mexicans have legs? so they can stand.

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Whats the difference between and anti joke and a joke? There two different things.

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umm idk what joke to write down so yea and so rate this a thumbs up! okay bc this is an awesome joke...right right right yea ik!

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm in your apple.

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I've got a boner

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Which came first the egg or the chicken? The chicken because eggs can't cross the road

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GIVE

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Emo Girl: Whats Your Favorite song? Regulor Girl: Something Carrie Underwood sing!(: Emo Girl: Are you retarted? Regulor Girl: Well im not the one who loves Emos .-. --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Honstley, I didnt right this my cousin told me to wriget this... i think its stupied... And Yes, Ima Emo but im not trying to judge people if there emo or not! :D Luv ya! -Angel- <3

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Person 1: What's 2+2? Person 2: 4 Person 1: Oh, you already heard that one.

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In Soviet Russia, there are communists.

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Why did the U.S.A. vote in a black president? Because racial prejudice is a thing of the past and the U.S.A. is a liberal and progressive nation.

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What do you call a horse with no eyes? A horse with no eyes.

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What did the cop say to the robber? You have the right to remain silent

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What did the tractor say to the cow? I'm a tractor, you're a cow, go figure.

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What happens if someones forgets to put the 'anti' next to 'joke.' It is taken by someone else and created into an anti Joke.

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Why did the cookie go to the hospital? Leukemia

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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