Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side. Knock knock? Whos there? the Chicken.

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why did Stevie Wonder run a stop sign? he was changing his CD's and missed it.

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how do you kill a bear. -you shoot it.

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what's the difference between a duck? one leg is the same.

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Q: What did the diddler say to the little boy? A: Can i touch you inappropriately?

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What did the chicken say to the rhino? Nothing. Animals can't talk.

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Sarah Palin

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Q: why are kittens so cute? A: because god created them that way. go fourth and enjoy kittens.

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What did the tractor say to the cow? I'm a tractor, you're a cow, go figure.

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A baby seal walks into a club...

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When life gives you oranges, make lemonade.

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yo mama so dumb that we sat her down to take a standardized, comprehensive IQ test measuring spatial, logical, linguistic, and memorization abilities. Her aggregate score was an 87, indicated she is roughly one standard deviation below the mean of the population, which is not low enough to qualify for government assistance under the Americans with Disabilities Act (1990) but does impede her understanding of more complex abstract concepts and things pertaining to higher culture. In spite of this, she has raised a child of average intelligence, and has retained the same job at Walgreen's for 14 years, People seem to like her because she is polite and rarely late. Your mother is an inspiration to low-IQ people living in high-IQ developed countries, demonstrating that an inability to fully understand abstracts does necessarily lead to a life of meagerness and frustration, so long as you work hard, keep your spirits high, and accept Jesus Christ as your personal lord and savior.

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Which came first the egg or the chicken? The chicken because eggs can't cross the road

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Person A: Hey! Whats up? Person B: Suicide rates...

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Who is a nazi? • Theo Kingdom

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What is purple after you stroke it a lot? An eggplant

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Why did the priest touch the little boy? To Baptise him.

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What do you call a horse with no eyes? A horse with no eyes.

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What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because him and his girlfriend were in a bad relationship and he needed to get away for a while.

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why did the bear eat meat? he was hungry

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hi.... bonjour... hola... DOOO YOUUUU UNDERSTANDDD MEEE !!!!!!!!!!!

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A man walks into a bar. He has three drinks, then he leaves because he realizes he needs to get home because he has to get up early to go to his job in the morning.

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Your mother is so fat the she is clinically obese.

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