If at first you don't succeed.... maybe skydiving isn't for you...

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The pig walks up to the buture the' The buture sloters him!

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Every 60 seconds in Africa, a minute passes.

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How do you put on a condom Very Carefully

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What is Ash gray Battleship gray Black Blue-gray Cadet gray Charcoal Cool gray Davy's gray Payne's gray Gunmetal Silver Slate gray Taupe Purple taupe Medium taupe Rose quartz Taupe gray Timberwolf WhiteApple green Asparagus Bright green Cal Poly Chartreuse Dark olive green Dark spring green Dartmouth green Fern green Forest greenGreen Green-yellow Harlequin Honeydew Hunter green India green Islamic green Jungle green Lawn green LimePhthalo green Pigment green Pine green Pistachio Sea green Shamrock green Spring bud Spring green Teal Yellow-greenAlice blue Aqua Aquamarine Celeste Cerulean Cyan Electric blue Jungle green Magic mint MintAir Force blue Air superiority blue Alice blue Azure Baby blue Bleu de France Blue Blue-gray Bondi blue Brandeis blueAmethyst Byzantium Cerise Eggplant Fandango Fuchsia Heliotrope Indigo Lavender blush Lavender (floralblack gray silver white maroon red purple fuchsia green lime olive yellow navy blue teal aqua a List that you just spent 5 min reading

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why did the puppy have a sticky tongue? because its owner was abusive and made the puppy lick peanut butter from his balls

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whats forever alone me

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Eating chicken off a baby's ass

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Which came first the egg or the chicken? The chicken because eggs can't cross the road

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What kind of cookies does a pedophile order from the girl scouts? Samoas...pedophiles love coconut.

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Ask me if I'm a duck. Are you a duck? No.

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How are a duck and a tri-cycle the same? They both have handlebars, except for the duck.

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this site is funny.

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When life gives you oranges, make lemonade.

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Whats the difference between a chicken? One of its legs are both the same.

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What did the little boy get for Christmas? Nothing. He's Jewish.

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What magical power enables Spongebob to talk? There is no magical power. he is a cartoon therefore making him be able to anything in anyone's wild dreams.

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Whats the difference between and anti joke and a joke? There two different things.

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So a Jewish man walks into a bar, You think Jesus being all knowing would have realized it was there.

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what did batman tell robin before they got into the batmobile? -let's get in the batmobile!

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if a white guy, a black guy and a hispanic guy jump off a 10 story building, who hits the ground first? the man who jumped first. racist.

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Person 1: What's 2+2? Person 2: 4 Person 1: Oh, you already heard that one.

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Why don't women wear watches? In the technologically advanced age that we live in, the watch is rapidly being replaced with other electronic devices that tell time, such as cell phones or iPods.

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Invisible Television.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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