Why did the girl drown? Well, the girl probably did drown because she was within the ages of 3-5 years old, and she probably had a physical incapapbilty and she could not swim so her parents didn't save her.

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Q: why did the girl fall off the swing?? A: because she had no arms or legs.

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What do you call a Mexican jumping fences? A really good athlete.

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What's the difference between a gay white man and a gay black man? Nothing because they are both sexually attracted to men.

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What did andy say when he went down on burger nips? Welcome to the jungle

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A duck walks into a doctor's office, and says 'Quack!' The doctor is offended and resigns.

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Yo mama is so fat that it is obvious obesity runs in the family.

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Why dont we just make fun of both? *mexican music plays*

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how do you wake lady gaga up? you hit her in the face with a frying pan

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Two monkeys are having sex. They both realize they're boys.

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Why did Nicholas Cage cross the street? To steal the Declaration of Independence.

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why did the puppy have a sticky tongue? because its owner was abusive and made the puppy lick peanut butter from his balls

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make me a sandwich!

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Person 1: What's 2+2? Person 2: 4 Person 1: Oh, you already heard that one.

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how many blondes does it take to fix a lightbulb? 764,983,792,545,653,

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What do you call a horse with no eyes? A horse with no eyes.

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Q: What's brown and sticky? A: A stick.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate rhyming, penis.

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I like my woman like I like my coffee. Ground up and in the freezer.

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John had 32 candy bars. He ate 28 of them. What does John have now? daibetes, john has diabetes.

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What did the cop say to the robber? You have the right to remain silent

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What did Justin Bieber get for Christmas? An iPod Touch and a few nice sweaters.

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Why couldn't the dog fetch? It's back legs were useless after it got run over.

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A French, an American and a Belgian are going together on holidays. I hope they'll have good weather.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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