- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between a circle and a peace sign? Three lines!

roses are red violets are blue some poems rhyme this one doesn't

hi.... bonjour... hola... DOOO YOUUUU UNDERSTANDDD MEEE !!!!!!!!!!!

Why did lil yazzy watch The Hills at 12:40 in the morning? Because she was casually surfing netflix and clicked on it.

Knock, Knock Who is there? Yo Yo who? the man ran away and was never seen again, because he had nowhere to stay

What came first?....the woman or the sandwich

What magical power enables Spongebob to talk? There is no magical power. he is a cartoon therefore making him be able to anything in anyone's wild dreams.

go stand in a mirror look at your face that is the joke. 8- now go tell someone you will tell them a joke and do that to them this will be a fast spreading joke. jkjk this joke is so bad everybody give this alot of bad thums. ha ha i do not care

You know whats funny? Things that aren't listed here.

What happened to the prisoner who dropped the soap while in the shower with other men? Another prisoner picked up and gave it to him and finished showering and felt squeaky clean.

Q: What did the pope say to the prostitute he passed in the street? A: Bath & Bodyworks are having a sale

Whats pink and looked like an angry bulldog? Your moms vagina last night

A sphere rolls around the corner and falls over.

What is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? The pizza doesn't scream when riding on a roller coaster.

A 55-year-old white man's car is broken, so he decides to take a bus to work that morning. His bus arrives and he gets on. Then he notices the driver's a woman. He pays for his ticket, takes a seat by the window and in about an hour he gets to his office.

Q. What's silver and cries? A. Someone who's been stabbed while wearing a suit of armour.

What did the tractor say to the cow? I'm a tractor, you're a cow, go figure.

The pig walks up to the buture the' The buture sloters him!

lets see how many dislikes i can get from this...

So a Jewish man walks into a bar, You think Jesus being all knowing would have realized it was there.

if a white guy, a black guy and a hispanic guy jump off a 10 story building, who hits the ground first? the man who jumped first. racist.

What's red, blue, green, yellow, pink, purple, orange, teal, light green, brown, black and white? Colours, except for black and white, for they are the absence and amalgam of all colours, respectively.

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