What's the difference between shoes and a ginger? Shoes do the kicking.

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Wanna hear a joke? Good, go ask a comedian.

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this site is funny.

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roses are red violets are blue some poems rhyme this one doesn't

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Knock, Knock Who is there? Yo Yo who? *the man ran away and was never seen again, because he had nowhere to stay*

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how do you wake lady gaga up? you hit her in the face with a frying pan

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Hey buddy what's up? I justed wanted to know if you wanted to hang out tonight. Just call me and tell me what you wanna do. Ok that's it see ya. Oh yeah! I gave your mom an STD...sorry dude...it just happened. I hope your dad isn't mad. Again, really sorry. Ok bye.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the cactus cross the road? It was stuck to the chickens butt.

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What do you call a guy who has sex with kids? A child molester

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What's the difference between a cat and a dog? Vast. While they are both mammals belonging to the order Carnivora, and therefore have a loose evolutionary connection, dogs belong to the Carnidae family and cats belong to the Felidae family. There would need to be much biological research done to discover all of the differences that result from this.

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Q: What do you call a black person that flies planes? A: A pilot you racist

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Whats the difference between and anti joke and a joke? There two different things.

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make me a sandwich!

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what did the duck say to the chicken .nothing

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What did John F. Kennedy say to Kurt Cobain? Nothing. They never met.

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What do you call a horse with no eyes? A horse with no eyes.

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What is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? The pizza doesn't scream when riding on a roller coaster.

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A duck walks into a doctor's office, and says 'Quack!' The doctor is offended and resigns.

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When life gives you oranges, make lemonade.

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Why did lil yazzy watch The Hills at 12:40 in the morning? Because she was casually surfing netflix and clicked on it.

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-Is Michael Jackson dead? - HELL YEAH HE'S DEAD!!

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Two blondes are sitting in a car. They took a drive and later enjoyed turkey sandwiches at the local eatery.

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So a Jewish man walks into a bar, You think Jesus being all knowing would have realized it was there.

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GIVE

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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