how are a plum and a rabbit the same? they are both purple except the rabbit

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What magical power enables Spongebob to talk? There is no magical power. he is a cartoon therefore making him be able to anything in anyone's wild dreams.

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It's black, and when it falls out of a tree, your refrigurator is broken. Your refrigurator.

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What do you call it when a homosexual from spain is forced to have sex with a 400 pound black man? Rape

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Which came first the egg or the chicken? The chicken because eggs can't cross the road

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Roses are red Violets are blue This doesn't make sense Your cute

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GIVE

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smug face >:}

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Why was the old lady hard of hearing? She spent many of her young days blasting hard rock from her speakers/

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Why was the blonde so stupid? He had dyslexia and to make fun of his hardship would truly be a hardship of human morals.

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Whats pink and looked like an angry bulldog? Your moms vagina last night

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this site is funny.

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What's black without keys. A keyboard after you hit it with a shovel.

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What did the rock say to the other rock? It didnt

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When life gives you oranges, make lemonade.

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How do you get a lawyer out of a tree? Lean a ladder against the tree and reassure them if they are apprehensive.

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Hey buddy what's up? I justed wanted to know if you wanted to hang out tonight. Just call me and tell me what you wanna do. Ok that's it see ya. Oh yeah! I gave your mom an STD...sorry dude...it just happened. I hope your dad isn't mad. Again, really sorry. Ok bye.

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How did the soccer team win? They scored the most goals.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the cactus cross the road? It was stuck to the chickens butt.

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Every 60 seconds in Africa, a minute passes.

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Robin, get in the Bat-mobile!

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So a Jewish man walks into a bar, You think Jesus being all knowing would have realized it was there.

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if a white guy, a black guy and a hispanic guy jump off a 10 story building, who hits the ground first? the man who jumped first. racist.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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