A French, an American and a Belgian are going together on holidays. I hope they'll have good weather.

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Why did the black man run from the officer? The officer was trying to rape him.

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How do you get a lawyer out of a tree? Lean a ladder against the tree and reassure them if they are apprehensive.

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How did the soccer team win? They scored the most goals.

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What is Ash gray Battleship gray Black Blue-gray Cadet gray Charcoal Cool gray Davy's gray Payne's gray Gunmetal Silver Slate gray Taupe Purple taupe Medium taupe Rose quartz Taupe gray Timberwolf WhiteApple green Asparagus Bright green Cal Poly Chartreuse Dark olive green Dark spring green Dartmouth green Fern green Forest greenGreen Green-yellow Harlequin Honeydew Hunter green India green Islamic green Jungle green Lawn green LimePhthalo green Pigment green Pine green Pistachio Sea green Shamrock green Spring bud Spring green Teal Yellow-greenAlice blue Aqua Aquamarine Celeste Cerulean Cyan Electric blue Jungle green Magic mint MintAir Force blue Air superiority blue Alice blue Azure Baby blue Bleu de France Blue Blue-gray Bondi blue Brandeis blueAmethyst Byzantium Cerise Eggplant Fandango Fuchsia Heliotrope Indigo Lavender blush Lavender (floralblack gray silver white maroon red purple fuchsia green lime olive yellow navy blue teal aqua a List that you just spent 5 min reading

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Knock, knock. The man knocking finds a note taped to the door saying "we'll be back in a week", the man proceeds to walk back home and tell his wife that they weren't home and that he'll return the rake he borrowed from them next week when they're back.

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What happens 2 seconds after you thorw a rock out a two-story window? The rock hits the ground.

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Q: What do you call a black person that flies planes? A: A pilot you racist

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Two muffins were sitting in an oven. The first muffin did not look over to the other one and did not talk to it because muffins are objects and do not have the ability to communicate.

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smug face >:}

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Q: why did the girl fall off the swing?? A: because she had no arms or legs.

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That moment when you and your friends throw snowballs at cars in the dark on the highway and the cops spotlight your area while you hide in a shed...

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What's the difference between a gay white man and a gay black man? Nothing because they are both sexually attracted to men.

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What did andy say when he went down on burger nips? Welcome to the jungle

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did you hear the one about the boyscout and his scoutmaster? They had a lovely relationship, and both went on to be role models.

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A duck walks into a doctor's office, and says 'Quack!' The doctor is offended and resigns.

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What is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? The pizza doesn't scream when riding on a roller coaster.

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I like my woman like I like my coffee. Ground up and in the freezer.

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John had 32 candy bars. He ate 28 of them. What does John have now? daibetes, john has diabetes.

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What do you get when you mix a dog and a cow blood everywhere

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms.

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why does crazy george spin a ball on his fingers well? because he has a huge dingo

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The pig walks up to the buture the' The buture sloters him!

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A guy walks into a bar. Ouch

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Anti Joke

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