- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms.

What do you get when you cross a blonde with Nickelodon? You get Dora because she is allways telling you what to do.

why does crazy george spin a ball on his fingers well? because he has a huge dingo

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

Two muffins were sitting in an oven. The first muffin did not look over to the other one and did not talk to it because muffins are objects and do not have the ability to communicate.

Q. What's the difference between dead babies and celebrities? A. Nobody likes celebrities.

What did andy say when he went down on burger nips? Welcome to the jungle

A duck walks into a doctor's office, and says 'Quack!' The doctor is offended and resigns.

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what do you call a grown man driving a plane you dont it isnt possible to drive a plane

What do you get when you mix a dog and a cow blood everywhere

A doctor walks into a room after a woman has just given birth to her baby Doctor: I've got some good news and some bad news Mom: Whats the bad news? Doctor: Your Baby is Ginger. Mom: So what's the good news? Doctor: It's dead.

What did the tractor say to the cow? I'm a tractor, you're a cow, go figure.

When life gives you oranges, make lemonade.

A guy walks into a bar. Ouch

how do you wake lady gaga up? you hit her in the face with a frying pan

Two monkeys are having sex. They both realize they're boys.

How do Elmer Fudd take a shower? Without a shampoo, he's bald..

a guy who can fly walks up a hill and jumps off a cliff. his flying power fails him and he dies on impact

How do you put on a condom Very Carefully

how much blow can charlie sheen hold up his nose? enough to kill Two and A Half Men

Why was the man angry? Because I slept with his wife.

Why did the girl drown? Well, the girl probably did drown because she was within the ages of 3-5 years old, and she probably had a physical incapapbilty and she could not swim so her parents didn't save her.

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