What do you call a horse with no eyes? A horse with no eyes.

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Why did the U.S.A. vote in a black president? Because racial prejudice is a thing of the past and the U.S.A. is a liberal and progressive nation.

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Q: What's brown and sticky? A: A stick.

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A black, a muslim, and a communist walk into a bar, the bartender says "what will it be Mr. President?

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Why is 6 scared of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

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What's the difference between shoes and a ginger? Shoes do the kicking.

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A dog walks into a bar, looks at the bartender, lifts its leg and pisses on a bar stool. What does the bartender do ? He chases the dog out the bar and gets a mop to mop up the piss.

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A: Knock Knock. B: ... A: Knock Knock. B: ... A: I guess nobody's home. (leaves.)

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What did the tractor say to the cow? I'm a tractor, you're a cow, go figure.

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How do you get a lawyer out of a tree? Lean a ladder against the tree and reassure them if they are apprehensive.

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What do you call a guy who has sex with kids? A child molester

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How do you put on a condom Very Carefully

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whats the main reason Mexicans have legs? so they can stand.

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Knock knock. Who's ther? Your friend Billy i've been shot and need help

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What happened to the blind man who went skydiving? Nothing but the dog was unlucky.The dog kept squirming and he thought he hadnt gone down the cliff yet and said "ok fine dont come with me!".The dog didnt survive. :'(

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Which came first the egg or the chicken? The chicken because eggs can't cross the road

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GIVE

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What's worse than Hell? The Holocaust.

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Person 1: What's 2+2? Person 2: 4 Person 1: Oh, you already heard that one.

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Q: How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? A: One, possibly two if the lightbulb is high up and someone has to hold the ladder.

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What did the cop say to the robber? You have the right to remain silent

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Always bring food to the zoo. It's not the animals who placed the signs not to feed them.

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What's the difference between a bird and a horse? - Both can fly, exept the horse.

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Why mommy upset cause wet and sticky make mommy upset

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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