if a white guy, a black guy and a hispanic guy jump off a 10 story building, who hits the ground first? the man who jumped first. racist.

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Guy 1: "Hey, you have some updawg on your face." Guy 2: "Oh, thanks. Did I get it?" Guy 1: "Yeah, I think so."

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What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A pilot

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What did zero say to ten? I see you found someone

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What is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? The pizza doesn't scream when riding on a roller coaster.

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i did not type this on 12/23/11 at 8:49:47

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate rhyming, penis.

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Caitlyn.

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a blind man walks into a bar it hurt.

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What do you call an Arab flying a plane? A pilot. *BOOM* Never mind, he was a terrorist.

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what is the difference between a Ferrari and a bucket of dead babies......... I dont have a Ferrari in my garage

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How do you get a lawyer out of a tree? Lean a ladder against the tree and reassure them if they are apprehensive.

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If at first you don't succeed.... maybe skydiving isn't for you...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the cactus cross the road? It was stuck to the chickens butt.

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What magical power enables Spongebob to talk? There is no magical power. he is a cartoon therefore making him be able to anything in anyone's wild dreams.

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It's black, and when it falls out of a tree, your refrigurator is broken. Your refrigurator.

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The pig walks up to the buture the' The buture sloters him!

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Robin, get in the Bat-mobile!

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Which came first the egg or the chicken? The chicken because eggs can't cross the road

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smug face >:}

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Why was the blonde so stupid? He had dyslexia and to make fun of his hardship would truly be a hardship of human morals.

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What did the White guy say to the Black Guy? "Hey, what's up?"

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Whats pink and looked like an angry bulldog? Your moms vagina last night

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