Whats Obama's last name?

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An alcoholic walks into a bar. He is destroying his family.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side. Knock knock? Whos there? the Chicken.

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Knock Knock. Martha, get the door I'm watching the game!

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Why couldn't the old man play the piano? His arthritis caused him great pain.

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LIKE THIS!

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What do you call a Black guy picking cottnon? A cottonpicker

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A: How do you make a fire with two sticks? B: Ask your mother, we did it last night.

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Q: What did the diddler say to the little boy? A: Can i touch you inappropriately?

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What did the cop say to the robber? You have the right to remain silent

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Why did the dog cross the road? He was on a walk with his owner so they used a crosswalk to safely get back home.

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Q: What did the first kid say to the second kid before he handed him a pencil? A: May I have a pencil?

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Your mother is so fat the she is clinically obese.

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What magical power enables Spongebob to talk? There is no magical power. he is a cartoon therefore making him be able to anything in anyone's wild dreams.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Doctor. Doctor who? What? No? I'm here to inform you that your child won't be coming out of that coma, I'm sorry.

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What did Little Timmy say when his house fell down? I'm not sure but that sounds like a very sad event that I hope to never encounter in my personal experiences.

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Why couldn't the morbidly obese lady order a cheeseburger? A: Because it wasn't on the menu

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A man walks in to a bar. He was hospitalized and died later that day.

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All I want for Chrismas, the murderer of my parents to be caught.

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I like my coffee like i like my woman, Without a penis.

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A horse walks into a bar. The owner immediately seeks out the owner of the misplaced obstruction and asks them to remove it promptly less his animal suffers any more untoward damage

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How do you see a black man in the dark? You dont

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What's the best part about having sex with twenty-six year olds? They're of legal age to give consent.

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