What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? AHHHH WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS!?!?!? MY HAND!!! MY HAND!!! AHHHHHHH!!!!! JUST KILL ME!!! PLEASE WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS?!?! MY OTHER HAND AHHHH!!! HAHAAAAAAAAAaaaa..... AHHHHHHH WHY?!?! MY LEG!!!! MY FOOT NO!!!!! PLEASE!!!!! Ah AH AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAA HAHAHAaaa WHYYYYYYYYY!?

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guy 1... "do you no any funny jokes?" guy2 ..."no" guy1 ..."same"

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm in your apple.

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make me a sandwich!

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? -I don't have a ferrari in my garage.

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hi hi strager danger

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Q. What's the difference between dead babies and celebrities? A. Nobody likes celebrities.

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Why'd I have sex with your mom? I'm your father and I love your mother very much

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How do you see a black man in the dark? You dont

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Why did the postal worker go to work? Because he has to support his family so they do not starve like his dog.

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What's the difference between a black guy and a door? Various answers are acceptable. The door has hinges, a black guy has legs, etc.

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My mom told me about a funnel they make for women now that they can use to pee standing up. I told her it was a ploy to promote feminism.

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A: Knock knock! B: A: Guess no one's home.

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What's the difference between shoes and a ginger? Shoes do the kicking.

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Knock Knock. "Who's there?" The cops.

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Q: What did the first kid say to the second kid before he handed him a pencil? A: May I have a pencil?

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Q. What's silver and cries? A. Someone who's been stabbed while wearing a suit of armour.

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hi.... bonjour... hola... DOOO YOUUUU UNDERSTANDDD MEEE !!!!!!!!!!!

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Whats the difference between a chicken? One of its legs are both the same.

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???????????? WTF?

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how do you wake lady gaga up? you hit her in the face with a frying pan

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go stand in a mirror look at your face that is the joke. 8- now go tell someone you will tell them a joke and do that to them this will be a fast spreading joke. jkjk this joke is so bad everybody give this alot of bad thums. ha ha i do not care

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umm idk what joke to write down so yea and so rate this a thumbs up! okay bc this is an awesome joke...right right right yea ik!

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What do you call it when a homosexual from spain is forced to have sex with a 400 pound black man? Rape

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