What's worse than Hell? The Holocaust.

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What do you call a Mexican jumping fences? A really good athlete.

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A priest and a rabbi are playing golf one weekend. The priest tees off first. When the rabbi steps up to tee off, it begins to rain heavily. Dismayed, the rabbi says, "I thought it there was only a 10% chance of rain today."

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What's the difference between a gay white man and a gay black man? Nothing because they are both sexually attracted to men.

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How do you see a black man in the dark? You dont

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What did andy say when he went down on burger nips? Welcome to the jungle

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Yo mama is so fat that it is obvious obesity runs in the family.

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Dylan Eichas

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Q: How did Muhamid Ali ( casius clay ) get a black eye? A: He was born

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a blind man walks into a bar it hurt.

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A seal walks into a club...

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Did you hear about the blonde who jumped out off a bridge? She was clinically depressed and took her own life because of her terribly low self-esteem.

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Why dont we just make fun of both? *mexican music plays*

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The pig walks up to the buture the' The buture sloters him!

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why does crazy george spin a ball on his fingers well? because he has a huge dingo

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A guy walks into a bar. Ouch

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Two monkeys are having sex. They both realize they're boys.

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-Is Michael Jackson dead? - HELL YEAH HE'S DEAD!!

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make me a sandwich!

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Q: why did the girl fall off the swing?? A: because she had no arms or legs.

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All I want for Chrismas, the murderer of my parents to be caught.

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It is the conjoining of the two possible outcomes of the interstellar and post modern possibilities of the pasta sex god's niece's favorite colour after she falls off her bike whilst riding down a yellow slide after her twenty-seventh birthday when the two suns form a triangle in the night sky over the delta. Yes indeed that was good pudding.

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers

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A duck walks into a doctor's office, and says 'Quack!' The doctor is offended and resigns.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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