What happened to the prisoner who dropped the soap while in the shower with other men? Another prisoner picked up and gave it to him and finished showering and felt squeaky clean.

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All I want for Chrismas, the murderer of my parents to be caught.

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What?

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers

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In Soviet Russia, there are communists.

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Q: What's brown and sticky? A: A stick.

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Why did the U.S.A. vote in a black president? Because racial prejudice is a thing of the past and the U.S.A. is a liberal and progressive nation.

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What do you call a horse with no eyes? A horse with no eyes.

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What do you call ten black men running down the street? A race.

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Whats pink and looked like an angry bulldog? Your moms vagina last night

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Why is 6 scared of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

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Wanna hear a joke? Good, go ask a comedian.

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this site is funny.

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roses are red violets are blue some poems rhyme this one doesn't

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Did you hear about the blonde who jumped out off a bridge? She was clinically depressed and took her own life because of her terribly low self-esteem.

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A: Knock Knock. B: ... A: Knock Knock. B: ... A: I guess nobody's home. (leaves.)

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What did the tractor say to the cow? I'm a tractor, you're a cow, go figure.

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One day a horse goes to a bakery store and asks the shopkeeper for a fresh loaf of bread. Surprised at the request the shopkeeper asked - White bread or whole wheat? To which the horse replied - Makes no difference cause i rode my bicycle to work yesterday.

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What do you call a guy who has sex with kids? A child molester

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What's black and white and red all over. An interracial suicide pact.

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Knock knock. Who's ther? Your friend Billy i've been shot and need help

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Which came first the egg or the chicken? The chicken because eggs can't cross the road

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Q: How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? A: One, possibly two if the lightbulb is high up and someone has to hold the ladder.

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Why did the postal worker go to work? Because he has to support his family so they do not starve like his dog.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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