umm idk what joke to write down so yea and so rate this a thumbs up! okay bc this is an awesome joke...right right right yea ik!

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Wanna hear a dirty joke? I had gay butt sex.

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What?

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Q: How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? A: One, possibly two if the lightbulb is high up and someone has to hold the ladder.

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how many blondes does it take to fix a lightbulb? 764,983,792,545,653,

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Why did the postal worker go to work? Because he has to support his family so they do not starve like his dog.

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What did zero say to ten? I see you found someone

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What do you call a horse with no eyes? A horse with no eyes.

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A man walks into a bar and says "Hi everybody, it's me!" So everybody turns round. But it wasn't him.

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I like my woman like I like my coffee. Ground up and in the freezer.

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Wanna hear a joke? Good, go ask a comedian.

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Did you hear about the blonde who jumped out off a bridge? She was clinically depressed and took her own life because of her terribly low self-esteem.

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Why mommy upset cause wet and sticky make mommy upset

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Why dont we just make fun of both? *mexican music plays*

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How did the soccer team win? They scored the most goals.

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What do you call something you should prepare yourself for when having sex with a prostitute? A.I.D.S

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What is Ash gray Battleship gray Black Blue-gray Cadet gray Charcoal Cool gray Davy's gray Payne's gray Gunmetal Silver Slate gray Taupe Purple taupe Medium taupe Rose quartz Taupe gray Timberwolf WhiteApple green Asparagus Bright green Cal Poly Chartreuse Dark olive green Dark spring green Dartmouth green Fern green Forest greenGreen Green-yellow Harlequin Honeydew Hunter green India green Islamic green Jungle green Lawn green LimePhthalo green Pigment green Pine green Pistachio Sea green Shamrock green Spring bud Spring green Teal Yellow-greenAlice blue Aqua Aquamarine Celeste Cerulean Cyan Electric blue Jungle green Magic mint MintAir Force blue Air superiority blue Alice blue Azure Baby blue Bleu de France Blue Blue-gray Bondi blue Brandeis blueAmethyst Byzantium Cerise Eggplant Fandango Fuchsia Heliotrope Indigo Lavender blush Lavender (floralblack gray silver white maroon red purple fuchsia green lime olive yellow navy blue teal aqua a List that you just spent 5 min reading

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why did the puppy have a sticky tongue? because its owner was abusive and made the puppy lick peanut butter from his balls

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An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

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Why did the girl fall off the couch? She had a seizure.

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What happened to the blind man who went skydiving? Nothing but the dog was unlucky.The dog kept squirming and he thought he hadnt gone down the cliff yet and said "ok fine dont come with me!".The dog didnt survive. :'(

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hi hi strager danger

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Hey man how was your trip? great!!! It blew my mind

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Person 1: What's 2+2? Person 2: 4 Person 1: Oh, you already heard that one.

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