A guy walks into a bar. Ouch

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How did the soccer team win? They scored the most goals.

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yo mama so dumb that we sat her down to take a standardized, comprehensive IQ test measuring spatial, logical, linguistic, and memorization abilities. Her aggregate score was an 87, indicated she is roughly one standard deviation below the mean of the population, which is not low enough to qualify for government assistance under the Americans with Disabilities Act (1990) but does impede her understanding of more complex abstract concepts and things pertaining to higher culture. In spite of this, she has raised a child of average intelligence, and has retained the same job at Walgreen's for 14 years, People seem to like her because she is polite and rarely late. Your mother is an inspiration to low-IQ people living in high-IQ developed countries, demonstrating that an inability to fully understand abstracts does necessarily lead to a life of meagerness and frustration, so long as you work hard, keep your spirits high, and accept Jesus Christ as your personal lord and savior.

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What the difference between a black man and a pizza? A black man is capable of feeding a family. A pizza is capable of feeding an American.

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make me a sandwich!

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What's worse than Hell? The Holocaust.

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All I want for Chrismas, the murderer of my parents to be caught.

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Invisible Television.

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How do you see a black man in the dark? You dont

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In Soviet Russia, there are communists.

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what's the difference between a duck? one leg is the same.

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Why couldn't the Hispanic guy become a firefighter? Because the fire chief was racist.

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Whats pink and looked like an angry bulldog? Your moms vagina last night

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What do you call ten black men running down the street? A race.

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What did the chicken say to the rhino? Nothing. Animals can't talk.

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Wanna hear a joke? Good, go ask a comedian.

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What is marios favorite type of jeans? a brand that he enjoys and feels is comfortable in

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Always bring food to the zoo. It's not the animals who placed the signs not to feed them.

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What do you get when you mix a dog and a cow blood everywhere

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Why dont we just make fun of both? *mexican music plays*

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Hey buddy what's up? I justed wanted to know if you wanted to hang out tonight. Just call me and tell me what you wanna do. Ok that's it see ya. Oh yeah! I gave your mom an STD...sorry dude...it just happened. I hope your dad isn't mad. Again, really sorry. Ok bye.

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Why did lil yazzy watch The Hills at 12:40 in the morning? Because she was casually surfing netflix and clicked on it.

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how are a plum and a rabbit the same? they are both purple except the rabbit

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the cactus cross the road? It was stuck to the chickens butt.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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