What magical power enables Spongebob to talk? There is no magical power. he is a cartoon therefore making him be able to anything in anyone's wild dreams.

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-Is Michael Jackson dead? - HELL YEAH HE'S DEAD!!

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How do you put on a condom Very Carefully

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how much blow can charlie sheen hold up his nose? enough to kill Two and A Half Men

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Why did the girl fall off the couch? She had a seizure.

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So a Jewish man walks into a bar, You think Jesus being all knowing would have realized it was there.

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Which came first the egg or the chicken? The chicken because eggs can't cross the road

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how did the bloop cross the road? to get to the other side

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Why couldn't the Hispanic guy become a firefighter? Because the fire chief was racist.

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Dylan Eichas

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Whats pink and looked like an angry bulldog? Your moms vagina last night

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What do you call ten black men running down the street? A race.

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Pickup Line: Hay girl is that a mirror in your pants. Becuase I can see me in it.

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a blind man walks into a bar it hurt.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate rhyming, penis.

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Wanna hear a joke? Good, go ask a comedian.

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Q: What did the first kid say to the second kid before he handed him a pencil? A: May I have a pencil?

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What is marios favorite type of jeans? a brand that he enjoys and feels is comfortable in

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Q. What's silver and cries? A. Someone who's been stabbed while wearing a suit of armour.

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What happens if someones forgets to put the 'anti' next to 'joke.' It is taken by someone else and created into an anti Joke.

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When life gives you oranges, make lemonade.

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Why did lil yazzy watch The Hills at 12:40 in the morning? Because she was casually surfing netflix and clicked on it.

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How did the soccer team win? They scored the most goals.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the cactus cross the road? It was stuck to the chickens butt.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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