What happened to the blind man who went skydiving? Nothing but the dog was unlucky.The dog kept squirming and he thought he hadnt gone down the cliff yet and said "ok fine dont come with me!".The dog didnt survive. :'(

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Eating chicken off a baby's ass

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Roses are red Violets are blue This doesn't make sense Your cute

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How do you see a black man in the dark? You dont

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Why wouldn't the girl clean her room? She was paralyzed.

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What's the difference between shoes and a ginger? Shoes do the kicking.

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What did the White guy say to the Black Guy? "Hey, what's up?"

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Why did the blonde kid lose the spelling bee? Because she misspelled a word.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate rhyming, penis.

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this site is funny.

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Q. What's silver and cries? A. Someone who's been stabbed while wearing a suit of armour.

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japan4.

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my bubbles!

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A boy and his father are in a car crash. The father dies and the son is transported to the nearest hospital. Once there, a surgeon is brought in to operate on the boy. The surgeon steps back and says "I can't operate on this boy, I haven't had enough training for such a situation." The hospital calls in another surgeon and they are more qualified for the event. Then the surgeon wakes up and realizes the boy is in critical condition. There is blood drenching his shirt and there is only seconds to operate. Suddenly, the boy wakes up and realizes he has just survived a car crash. Suddenly Leonardo DeCaprio enters with a girl. The world turns on its side and they all wake up to find them selves a victim of Inception. Then the caterpillar wakes up and realizes it has immense mental capacity, even above those of an above-average human. Then I woke up and realized I lost my job. MLIA.

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How did the soccer team win? They scored the most goals.

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how are a plum and a rabbit the same? they are both purple except the rabbit

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If at first you don't succeed.... maybe skydiving isn't for you...

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What do you call a guy who has sex with kids? A child molester

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The pig walks up to the buture the' The buture sloters him!

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It's black, and when it falls out of a tree, your refrigurator is broken. Your refrigurator.

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Robin, get in the Bat-mobile!

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What do you call it when a homosexual from spain is forced to have sex with a 400 pound black man? Rape

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So a Jewish man walks into a bar, You think Jesus being all knowing would have realized it was there.

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Which came first the egg or the chicken? The chicken because eggs can't cross the road

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Anti Joke

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