A priest and a rabbi are playing golf one weekend. The priest tees off first. When the rabbi steps up to tee off, it begins to rain heavily. Dismayed, the rabbi says, "I thought it there was only a 10% chance of rain today."

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers

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What did zero say to ten? I see you found someone

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your mommy so gehto shes black

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What is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? The pizza doesn't scream when riding on a roller coaster.

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Wanna hear a joke? Good, go ask a comedian.

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I like my woman like I like my coffee. Ground up and in the freezer.

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this site is funny.

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Did you hear about the blonde who jumped out off a bridge? She was clinically depressed and took her own life because of her terribly low self-esteem.

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Why did the monkey fall from the tree? Gravitational force acted upon the monkey who was not holding on to any branch.

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A French, an American and a Belgian are going together on holidays. I hope they'll have good weather.

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One day a horse goes to a bakery store and asks the shopkeeper for a fresh loaf of bread. Surprised at the request the shopkeeper asked - White bread or whole wheat? To which the horse replied - Makes no difference cause i rode my bicycle to work yesterday.

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A guy walks into a bar. Ouch

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A white man and a black man are standing on the edge of a 20 story building. The view from up there is rather nice.

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What's black and white and red all over. An interracial suicide pact.

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Whats the difference between and anti joke and a joke? There two different things.

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umm idk what joke to write down so yea and so rate this a thumbs up! okay bc this is an awesome joke...right right right yea ik!

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Whats is pathetic and just plain sad? Gas prices these days.

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What?

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In Soviet Russia, there are communists.

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Why did the U.S.A. vote in a black president? Because racial prejudice is a thing of the past and the U.S.A. is a liberal and progressive nation.

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Q: What's brown and sticky? A: A stick.

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What do you call a horse with no eyes? A horse with no eyes.

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What do you call ten black men running down the street? A race.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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