Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate rhyming, penis.

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this site is funny.

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Q: What did the first kid say to the second kid before he handed him a pencil? A: May I have a pencil?

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A doctor walks into a room after a woman has just given birth to her baby Doctor: I've got some good news and some bad news Mom: Whats the bad news? Doctor: Your Baby is Ginger. Mom: So what's the good news? Doctor: It's dead.

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Why was 15 afraid of 16? Coz 16 was bigger than him.

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You wanna hear an inside joke? That was one of them.

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What's black and white and red all over. An interracial suicide pact.

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How do you put on a condom Very Carefully

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how much blow can charlie sheen hold up his nose? enough to kill Two and A Half Men

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An Englishman, Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They enjoy a few quiet drinks while watching a rugby match between Italy and France on the big screen, which is why they came into this particular bar. The Englishman hopes Italy will win, the Irishman is also supporting Italy while the Scotsman is up for France. France wins the match and the Scotsman says "Good game lads eh?" The others agree.

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? -I don't have a ferrari in my garage.

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what did batman tell robin before they got into the batmobile? -let's get in the batmobile!

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Limericks are fun, I have an orange Nothing rhymes with orange crap orange

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The pen was left open, and it felt slightly curious.

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Why wouldn't the girl clean her room? She was paralyzed.

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What's the difference between a black guy and a door? Various answers are acceptable. The door has hinges, a black guy has legs, etc.

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Why was the old lady hard of hearing? She spent many of her young days blasting hard rock from her speakers/

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A duck walks into a doctor's office, and says 'Quack!' The doctor is offended and resigns.

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A: Knock knock! B: A: Guess no one's home.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar.

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Always bring food to the zoo. It's not the animals who placed the signs not to feed them.

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roses are red violets are blue some poems rhyme this one doesn't

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What magical power enables Spongebob to talk? There is no magical power. he is a cartoon therefore making him be able to anything in anyone's wild dreams.

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-Is Michael Jackson dead? - HELL YEAH HE'S DEAD!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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