- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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In Soviet Russia, there are communists.

What do you call a horse with no eyes? A horse with no eyes.

Q: What's brown and sticky? A: A stick.

Why did the U.S.A. vote in a black president? Because racial prejudice is a thing of the past and the U.S.A. is a liberal and progressive nation.

What's the best part about having sex with twenty-six year olds? They're of legal age to give consent.

What do you call ten black men running down the street? A race.

Whats pink and looked like an angry bulldog? Your moms vagina last night

Why is 6 scared of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

this site is funny.

Wanna hear a joke? Good, go ask a comedian.

roses are red violets are blue some poems rhyme this one doesn't

What did the tractor say to the cow? I'm a tractor, you're a cow, go figure.

One day a horse goes to a bakery store and asks the shopkeeper for a fresh loaf of bread. Surprised at the request the shopkeeper asked - White bread or whole wheat? To which the horse replied - Makes no difference cause i rode my bicycle to work yesterday.

A guy walks into a bar. Ouch

What do you call a guy who has sex with kids? A child molester

What's black and white and red all over. An interracial suicide pact.

Knock knock. Who's ther? Your friend Billy i've been shot and need help

What do you call it when a homosexual from spain is forced to have sex with a 400 pound black man? Rape

Which came first the egg or the chicken? The chicken because eggs can't cross the road

Q: How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? A: One, possibly two if the lightbulb is high up and someone has to hold the ladder.

Why did the postal worker go to work? Because he has to support his family so they do not starve like his dog.

What is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? The pizza doesn't scream when riding on a roller coaster.

What's the difference between a bird and a horse? - Both can fly, exept the horse.

Did you hear about the blonde who jumped out off a bridge? She was clinically depressed and took her own life because of her terribly low self-esteem.

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