Two guys walk in a bar, and they die.

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Whats gay and has wheels? Alex Egbert, I lied about the wheels

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what smells like red paint but is blue paint?

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says "why the long face." the horse says "my wife has terminal cancer."

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What did Little Timmy say when his house fell down? I'm not sure but that sounds like a very sad event that I hope to never encounter in my personal experiences.

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How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

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vn[oiaehsobv[khpogjglprljffknfsiphgeknkldfekageriyreojgyperogerpojregkeporg? cuase u stupid and this stupid joke is to

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What's the difference between an old man and a child? The old man is older than the child

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Why did the priest touch the little boy? To Baptise him.

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LIKE THIS!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side. Knock knock? Whos there? the Chicken.

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What's the best part about having sex with twenty-six year olds? They're of legal age to give consent.

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a man walks into a bar, his alcoholism is slowly destroying his family

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A man walks into a bar and says "Hi everybody, it's me!" So everybody turns round. But it wasn't him.

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A 55-year-old white man's car is broken, so he decides to take a bus to work that morning. His bus arrives and he gets on. Then he notices the driver's a woman. He pays for his ticket, takes a seat by the window and in about an hour he gets to his office.

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What did the cop say to the robber? You have the right to remain silent

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Whats the difference between a circle and a peace sign? Three lines!

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What do you call something that comes out of a llama's butt? poop

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hi.... bonjour... hola... DOOO YOUUUU UNDERSTANDDD MEEE !!!!!!!!!!!

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When life throws you lemons, duck because they freakin' hurt.

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how many indians does it take to screw in a light bulb? one if it can reach 2 if it's high.One to screw in the bulb the other to hold the ladder.

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my bubbles!

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Q: What happens when your name is Gretchen Weiner? A: You can never make "fetch" happen.

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What did the adverb say to the noun? Hopefully whale.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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