Q: What do you call a black person that flies planes? A: A pilot you racist

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Wanna hear a dirty joke? I had gay butt sex.

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An Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They have a few drinks, then go to a club, where they amuse each other and those around them by completely slurring their words in their already very strong regional accents. Then they get a taxi back to the house of the Englishman as he lives nearest, and stay the night. The next morning, the Scotsman and the Irishmen walk home as they are still hungover and do not wish to risk driving.

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What is purple after you stroke it a lot? An eggplant

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what did the duck say to the chicken .nothing

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how many blondes does it take to fix a lightbulb? 764,983,792,545,653,

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a man walks into a bar, his alcoholism is slowly destroying his family

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What did the chicken say to the rhino? Nothing. Animals can't talk.

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Oxygen and magnesium are going out OMG Think science the you might get it If not O oxygen mg magnesium

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead.

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Hey guess what an antijoke is. What? a joke Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the tractor say to the cow? I'm a tractor, you're a cow, go figure.

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a black guy walks into a bar and the bartender says "get out of here, whites only" this joke takes place in the 1950's when african americans were discriminated against

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Knock Knock Who's there? Doctor. Doctor who? What? No? I'm here to inform you that your child won't be coming out of that coma, I'm sorry.

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Two blondes are sitting in a car. They took a drive and later enjoyed turkey sandwiches at the local eatery.

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how long has dibey got left like :)

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't because he lives in a chicken coop and has never even seen a road.

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How do you divide 2574 by 23.5 WIth a calculator

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A married man takes the ring off his finger.

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Person 1: What's 2+2? Person 2: 4 Person 1: Oh, you already heard that one.

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why did aodhan not play BO2? Aodhan has Cerebral palsy.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Your doorbell is broken.

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how did the bloop cross the road? to get to the other side

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Q: What did the diddler say to the little boy? A: Can i touch you inappropriately?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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