What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? Their names, if you know them. If not just say "excuse me"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it's a chicken and it doesn't know any better. It probably doesn't know where it is much less where it's going.

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Knock Knock. "Who's there?" The cops.

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Q: How did Muhamid Ali ( casius clay ) get a black eye? A: He was born

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japan4.

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What's worse than finding ten babies nailed to a tree? One baby nailed to ten trees

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A French, an American and a Belgian are going together on holidays. I hope they'll have good weather.

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Did you hear about the blonde who jumped out off a bridge? She was clinically depressed and took her own life because of her terribly low self-esteem.

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What do you get when you cross a blonde with Nickelodon? You get Dora because she is allways telling you what to do.

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why does crazy george spin a ball on his fingers well? because he has a huge dingo

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YO MOMMA SO FAT... that it is really beginning to be an issue.

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What is Ash gray Battleship gray Black Blue-gray Cadet gray Charcoal Cool gray Davy's gray Payne's gray Gunmetal Silver Slate gray Taupe Purple taupe Medium taupe Rose quartz Taupe gray Timberwolf WhiteApple green Asparagus Bright green Cal Poly Chartreuse Dark olive green Dark spring green Dartmouth green Fern green Forest greenGreen Green-yellow Harlequin Honeydew Hunter green India green Islamic green Jungle green Lawn green LimePhthalo green Pigment green Pine green Pistachio Sea green Shamrock green Spring bud Spring green Teal Yellow-greenAlice blue Aqua Aquamarine Celeste Cerulean Cyan Electric blue Jungle green Magic mint MintAir Force blue Air superiority blue Alice blue Azure Baby blue Bleu de France Blue Blue-gray Bondi blue Brandeis blueAmethyst Byzantium Cerise Eggplant Fandango Fuchsia Heliotrope Indigo Lavender blush Lavender (floralblack gray silver white maroon red purple fuchsia green lime olive yellow navy blue teal aqua a List that you just spent 5 min reading

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Two muffins were sitting in an oven. The first muffin did not look over to the other one and did not talk to it because muffins are objects and do not have the ability to communicate.

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What's worse than Hell? The Holocaust.

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What happened to the prisoner who dropped the soap while in the shower with other men? Another prisoner picked up and gave it to him and finished showering and felt squeaky clean.

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Invisible Television.

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What did andy say when he went down on burger nips? Welcome to the jungle

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What's the difference between a black guy and a door? Various answers are acceptable. The door has hinges, a black guy has legs, etc.

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Yo mama is so fat that it is obvious obesity runs in the family.

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A duck walks into a doctor's office, and says 'Quack!' The doctor is offended and resigns.

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Dylan Eichas

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what do you call a grown man driving a plane you dont it isnt possible to drive a plane

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Whats pink and looked like an angry bulldog? Your moms vagina last night

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What do you get when you mix a dog and a cow blood everywhere

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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