this site is funny.

A white man and a black man are standing on the edge of a 20 story building. The view from up there is rather nice.

What do you call a guy who has sex with kids? A child molester

Why did Nicholas Cage cross the street? To steal the Declaration of Independence.

Knock, knock. The man knocking finds a note taped to the door saying "we'll be back in a week", the man proceeds to walk back home and tell his wife that they weren't home and that he'll return the rake he borrowed from them next week when they're back.

a guy who can fly walks up a hill and jumps off a cliff. his flying power fails him and he dies on impact

Robin, get in the Bat-mobile!

Why was the manspenis big Cause he was a lucky bastard

Whats is pathetic and just plain sad? Gas prices these days.

Yo mama's so fat that I make Yo Mama jokes about her!!

All I want for Chrismas, the murderer of my parents to be caught.

What's the difference between a black guy and a door? Various answers are acceptable. The door has hinges, a black guy has legs, etc.

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Whats pink and looked like an angry bulldog? Your moms vagina last night

How can you kill a blonde? Hack her to bits.

Q: A black man is walking down the street with a television, where did he just come from? A: Best Buy, he just got a bonus, and wanted to reward himself.

John had 32 candy bars. He ate 28 of them. What does John have now? daibetes, john has diabetes.

Wanna hear a joke? Good, go ask a comedian.

Why did the mans nuts itch he had crabs

Why did Dumbledore fall off the astronomy tower? Because Snape killed him.

What's worse than finding ten babies nailed to a tree? One baby nailed to ten trees

What happens if someones forgets to put the 'anti' next to 'joke.' It is taken by someone else and created into an anti Joke.

why does crazy george spin a ball on his fingers well? because he has a huge dingo

How did the soccer team win? They scored the most goals.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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