Why did the girl fall off the couch? She had a seizure.

So a Jewish man walks into a bar, You think Jesus being all knowing would have realized it was there.

Invisible Television.

how did the bloop cross the road? to get to the other side

Why couldn't the Hispanic guy become a firefighter? Because the fire chief was racist.

Dylan Eichas

What do you call ten black men running down the street? A race.

Whats pink and looked like an angry bulldog? Your moms vagina last night

Wanna hear a joke? Good, go ask a comedian.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate rhyming, penis.

Pickup Line: Hay girl is that a mirror in your pants. Becuase I can see me in it.

Q: What did the first kid say to the second kid before he handed him a pencil? A: May I have a pencil?

What is marios favorite type of jeans? a brand that he enjoys and feels is comfortable in

Q. What's silver and cries? A. Someone who's been stabbed while wearing a suit of armour.

What happens if someones forgets to put the 'anti' next to 'joke.' It is taken by someone else and created into an anti Joke.

When life gives you oranges, make lemonade.

How did the soccer team win? They scored the most goals.

Why did lil yazzy watch The Hills at 12:40 in the morning? Because she was casually surfing netflix and clicked on it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the cactus cross the road? It was stuck to the chickens butt.

Every 60 seconds in Africa, a minute passes.

What's black and white and red all over. An interracial suicide pact.

Wanna hear a dirty joke? I had gay butt sex.

Eating chicken off a baby's ass

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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