Q: A black man is walking down the street with a television, where did he just come from? A: Best Buy, he just got a bonus, and wanted to reward himself.

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I like my woman like I like my coffee. Ground up and in the freezer.

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What did the chicken say to the rhino? Nothing. Animals can't talk.

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Why did Dumbledore fall off the astronomy tower? Because Snape killed him.

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Why did the monkey fall from the tree? Gravitational force acted upon the monkey who was not holding on to any branch.

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A French, an American and a Belgian are going together on holidays. I hope they'll have good weather.

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Why dont we just make fun of both? *mexican music plays*

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How do you get a lawyer out of a tree? Lean a ladder against the tree and reassure them if they are apprehensive.

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Roses are red violets are blue poems don't have to rhyme..... Refrigerator

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a black guy walks into a bar and the bartender says "get out of here, whites only" this joke takes place in the 1950's when african americans were discriminated against

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why did the puppy have a sticky tongue? because its owner was abusive and made the puppy lick peanut butter from his balls

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umm idk what joke to write down so yea and so rate this a thumbs up! okay bc this is an awesome joke...right right right yea ik!

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm in your apple.

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Whats is pathetic and just plain sad? Gas prices these days.

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What happened to the prisoner who dropped the soap while in the shower with other men? Another prisoner picked up and gave it to him and finished showering and felt squeaky clean.

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A priest and a rabbi are playing golf one weekend. The priest tees off first. When the rabbi steps up to tee off, it begins to rain heavily. Dismayed, the rabbi says, "I thought it there was only a 10% chance of rain today."

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What?

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Why did the postal worker go to work? Because he has to support his family so they do not starve like his dog.

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Q: What's brown and sticky? A: A stick.

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A black, a muslim, and a communist walk into a bar, the bartender says "what will it be Mr. President?

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a blind man walks into a bar it hurt.

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Did you hear about the blonde who jumped out off a bridge? She was clinically depressed and took her own life because of her terribly low self-esteem.

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What did the tractor say to the cow? I'm a tractor, you're a cow, go figure.

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