A 55-year-old white man's car is broken, so he decides to take a bus to work that morning. His bus arrives and he gets on. Then he notices the driver's a woman. He pays for his ticket, takes a seat by the window and in about an hour he gets to his office.

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Q: What did the first kid say to the second kid before he handed him a pencil? A: May I have a pencil?

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Always bring food to the zoo. It's not the animals who placed the signs not to feed them.

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Did you hear about the blonde who jumped out off a bridge? She was clinically depressed and took her own life because of her terribly low self-esteem.

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hi.... bonjour... hola... DOOO YOUUUU UNDERSTANDDD MEEE !!!!!!!!!!!

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Hey buddy what's up? I justed wanted to know if you wanted to hang out tonight. Just call me and tell me what you wanna do. Ok that's it see ya. Oh yeah! I gave your mom an STD...sorry dude...it just happened. I hope your dad isn't mad. Again, really sorry. Ok bye.

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What did the tractor say to the cow? I'm a tractor, you're a cow, go figure.

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-Is Michael Jackson dead? - HELL YEAH HE'S DEAD!!

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a muslim walks into a bar, he then remembers his religion forbids the drinking of alcohol and walks back out

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GIVE

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You know whats funny? Things that aren't listed here.

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Limericks are fun, I have an orange Nothing rhymes with orange crap orange

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What kind of cookies does a pedophile order from the girl scouts? Samoas...pedophiles love coconut.

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Why'd I have sex with your mom? I'm your father and I love your mother very much

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Invisible Television.

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What's the difference between a black guy and a door? Various answers are acceptable. The door has hinges, a black guy has legs, etc.

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How did the black guy cross the street? He jumped it.

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Whats pink and looked like an angry bulldog? Your moms vagina last night

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Pickup Line: Hay girl is that a mirror in your pants. Becuase I can see me in it.

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What is marios favorite type of jeans? a brand that he enjoys and feels is comfortable in

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Q: How did Muhamid Ali ( casius clay ) get a black eye? A: He was born

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What happens if someones forgets to put the 'anti' next to 'joke.' It is taken by someone else and created into an anti Joke.

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What did the guy who had cancer get for Christmas? Death.

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Knock, Knock Who is there? Yo Yo who? *the man ran away and was never seen again, because he had nowhere to stay*

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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