A priest and a rabbi are playing golf one weekend. The priest tees off first. When the rabbi steps up to tee off, it begins to rain heavily. Dismayed, the rabbi says, "I thought it there was only a 10% chance of rain today."

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how many blondes does it take to fix a lightbulb? 764,983,792,545,653,

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Q: What's brown and sticky? A: A stick.

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I like my woman like I like my coffee. Ground up and in the freezer.

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Q: How did Muhamid Ali ( casius clay ) get a black eye? A: He was born

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a blind man walks into a bar it hurt.

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this site is funny.

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Why did Dumbledore fall off the astronomy tower? Because Snape killed him.

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Why couldn't the dog fetch? It's back legs were useless after it got run over.

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A white man and a black man are standing on the edge of a 20 story building. The view from up there is rather nice.

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Why did Nicholas Cage cross the street? To steal the Declaration of Independence.

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a guy who can fly walks up a hill and jumps off a cliff. his flying power fails him and he dies on impact

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm in your apple.

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Why was the manspenis big Cause he was a lucky bastard

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Whats is pathetic and just plain sad? Gas prices these days.

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A man walks into a bar, he is immediately rushed to the emergency room

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what's blue and white and red all over? -nothing the "red all over" part implies a contradiction to blue and white.

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All I want for Chrismas, the murderer of my parents to be caught.

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What did the Mexican firefighter name his twin boys? Thomas and David after his father and grandfather.

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Why did the U.S.A. vote in a black president? Because racial prejudice is a thing of the past and the U.S.A. is a liberal and progressive nation.

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Yo mama is so fat that it is obvious obesity runs in the family.

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Dylan Eichas

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What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? Their names, if you know them. If not just say "excuse me"

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Whats pink and looked like an angry bulldog? Your moms vagina last night

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