What`s the best part about twenty-three year olds? there are twenty of them

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Q: What did the first kid say to the second kid before he handed him a pencil? A: May I have a pencil?

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A French, an American and a Belgian are going together on holidays. I hope they'll have good weather.

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What did the little boy get for Christmas? Nothing. He's Jewish.

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How did the soccer team win? They scored the most goals.

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how are a plum and a rabbit the same? they are both purple except the rabbit

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What is the difference between peanut butter andd jam! Jam is made from crushed fruit and gelatine while peanut butter is made from finely ground peanuts and is often sweetened with sugar.

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-Is Michael Jackson dead? - HELL YEAH HE'S DEAD!!

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There are two muffins in the oven. One muffin says to the other "phew it's kinda hot in here" the other muffin says "AWW a talking muffin!"

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what did batman tell robin before they got into the batmobile? -let's get in the batmobile!

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What kind of cookies does a pedophile order from the girl scouts? Samoas...pedophiles love coconut.

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What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A pilot

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What's the difference between a black guy and a door? Various answers are acceptable. The door has hinges, a black guy has legs, etc.

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What do you call a horse with no eyes? A horse with no eyes.

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What's the best part about having sex with twenty-six year olds? They're of legal age to give consent.

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A duck walks into a doctor's office, and says 'Quack!' The doctor is offended and resigns.

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What did the White guy say to the Black Guy? "Hey, what's up?"

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate rhyming, penis.

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hi.... bonjour... hola... DOOO YOUUUU UNDERSTANDDD MEEE !!!!!!!!!!!

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One day a horse goes to a bakery store and asks the shopkeeper for a fresh loaf of bread. Surprised at the request the shopkeeper asked - White bread or whole wheat? To which the horse replied - Makes no difference cause i rode my bicycle to work yesterday.

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How do you put on a condom Very Carefully

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What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? AHHHH WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS!?!?!? MY HAND!!! MY HAND!!! AHHHHHHH!!!!! JUST KILL ME!!! PLEASE WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS?!?! MY OTHER HAND AHHHH!!! HAHAAAAAAAAAaaaa..... AHHHHHHH WHY?!?! MY LEG!!!! MY FOOT NO!!!!! PLEASE!!!!! Ah AH AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAA HAHAHAaaa WHYYYYYYYYY!?

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GIVE

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