what's the difference between a duck? one leg is the same.

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How did the black guy cross the street? He jumped it.

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a blind man walks into a bar it hurt.

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What is marios favorite type of jeans? a brand that he enjoys and feels is comfortable in

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What do you get when you mix a dog and a cow blood everywhere

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Caitlyn.

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Why did the black guy punch the Mexican guy? Because they were in a fight.

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What happens if someones forgets to put the 'anti' next to 'joke.' It is taken by someone else and created into an anti Joke.

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Knock, Knock Who is there? Yo Yo who? *the man ran away and was never seen again, because he had nowhere to stay*

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What did the guy who had cancer get for Christmas? Death.

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When life gives you oranges, make lemonade.

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How did the soccer team win? They scored the most goals.

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What did the tractor say to the cow? I'm a tractor, you're a cow, go figure.

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What magical power enables Spongebob to talk? There is no magical power. he is a cartoon therefore making him be able to anything in anyone's wild dreams.

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-Is Michael Jackson dead? - HELL YEAH HE'S DEAD!!

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How do you put on a condom Very Carefully

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Q : Why was the little girl crying? A : Because she tripped and hurt her knee.

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What's the difference between a cat and a dog? Vast. While they are both mammals belonging to the order Carnivora, and therefore have a loose evolutionary connection, dogs belong to the Carnidae family and cats belong to the Felidae family. There would need to be much biological research done to discover all of the differences that result from this.

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Why did the girl fall off the couch? She had a seizure.

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So a Jewish man walks into a bar, You think Jesus being all knowing would have realized it was there.

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Which came first the egg or the chicken? The chicken because eggs can't cross the road

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What kind of cookies does a pedophile order from the girl scouts? Samoas...pedophiles love coconut.

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All I want for Chrismas, the murderer of my parents to be caught.

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Why does a black man break into a car? Because he had closed the windows and locked his keys inside.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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