- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How are a duck and a tri-cycle the same? They both have handlebars, except for the duck.

Whats pink and looked like an angry bulldog? Your moms vagina last night

What's the difference between shoes and a ginger? Shoes do the kicking.

whats worse than 10 babies in a mail box 1 baby in 10 mail boxes

A dyslexic man walks into a bar.

What do you call an Arab flying a plane? A pilot. BOOM Never mind, he was a terrorist.

what is the difference between a Ferrari and a bucket of dead babies......... I dont have a Ferrari in my garage

Why was 15 afraid of 16? Coz 16 was bigger than him.

Why did lil yazzy watch The Hills at 12:40 in the morning? Because she was casually surfing netflix and clicked on it.

What did the tractor say to the cow? I'm a tractor, you're a cow, go figure.

Every 60 seconds in Africa, a minute passes.

Roses are red Violets are blue This doesn't make sense Your cute

Why did the black man fall off the bicycle? He was shot at close range by one of a gang of young white males. This horrific violence was most likely fueled by racial prejudice. Our thoughts go out to the young man's family and friends.

Why couldn't the Hispanic guy become a firefighter? Because the fire chief was racist.

What's the best part about having sex with twenty-six year olds? They're of legal age to give consent.

What did the White guy say to the Black Guy? "Hey, what's up?"

Why did the blonde kid lose the spelling bee? Because she misspelled a word.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate rhyming, penis.

Q. What's silver and cries? A. Someone who's been stabbed while wearing a suit of armour.

Why couldn't the dog fetch? It's back legs were useless after it got run over.

How do you get a lawyer out of a tree? Lean a ladder against the tree and reassure them if they are apprehensive.

Hey buddy what's up? I justed wanted to know if you wanted to hang out tonight. Just call me and tell me what you wanna do. Ok that's it see ya. Oh yeah! I gave your mom an STD...sorry dude...it just happened. I hope your dad isn't mad. Again, really sorry. Ok bye.

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