There are two muffins in the oven. One muffin says to the other "phew it's kinda hot in here" the other muffin says "AWW a talking muffin!"

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what did batman tell robin before they got into the batmobile? -let's get in the batmobile!

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What kind of cookies does a pedophile order from the girl scouts? Samoas...pedophiles love coconut.

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Invisible Television.

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What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A pilot

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Q.) What did the boy do when he got home? A.) He repeatedly cried due to the large amount of bullying he faced at school. He had constantly tried to contact his parents and teachers for help yet no one would listen. The boy was found dead in his room the next day. Poor kid.

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What's the difference between a black guy and a door? Various answers are acceptable. The door has hinges, a black guy has legs, etc.

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What do you call a horse with no eyes? A horse with no eyes.

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A duck walks into a doctor's office, and says 'Quack!' The doctor is offended and resigns.

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What did the White guy say to the Black Guy? "Hey, what's up?"

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate rhyming, penis.

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this site is funny.

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A French, an American and a Belgian are going together on holidays. I hope they'll have good weather.

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One day a horse goes to a bakery store and asks the shopkeeper for a fresh loaf of bread. Surprised at the request the shopkeeper asked - White bread or whole wheat? To which the horse replied - Makes no difference cause i rode my bicycle to work yesterday.

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-Is Michael Jackson dead? - HELL YEAH HE'S DEAD!!

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How do you put on a condom Very Carefully

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Limericks are fun, I have an orange Nothing rhymes with orange crap orange

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A horse walks into a bar. The owner immediately seeks out the owner of the misplaced obstruction and asks them to remove it promptly less his animal suffers any more untoward damage

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Chuck Norris was walking down the street when he was confronted by an armed, very desperate street robber. Chuck unfortunately made the decision to defend himself, and was shot in the gut before he could complete a roundhouse kick. The robber then took his wallet and ran off, undoubtedly to buy drugs.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The pen was left open, and it felt slightly curious.

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Why wouldn't the girl clean her room? She was paralyzed.

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Why was the old lady hard of hearing? She spent many of her young days blasting hard rock from her speakers/

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A doctor walks into a room after a woman has just given birth to her baby Doctor: I've got some good news and some bad news Mom: Whats the bad news? Doctor: Your Baby is Ginger. Mom: So what's the good news? Doctor: It's dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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