Oxygen and magnesium are going out OMG Think science the you might get it If not O oxygen mg magnesium

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What do you call something that comes out of a llama's butt? poop

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What happened when a myriad people decided to partake in a large party while staying in a small room? They managed to make a compromise. The party got split into two groups: 50% of the original total in each casual confinement. In the end, everybody had a great time and nobody got hurt.

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my bubbles!

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???????????? WTF?

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the world flooded and everybody died how did they die? the all fell into lava!

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Q: What happens when your name is Gretchen Weiner? A: You can never make "fetch" happen.

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-Is Michael Jackson dead? - HELL YEAH HE'S DEAD!!

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Whats the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? One is fun to smash with a sludge hammer, the other is a watermelon

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hi hi strager danger

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "why the long face?". The horse doesn't reply because horse can't talk.

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What's the difference between a black guy and a door? Various answers are acceptable. The door has hinges, a black guy has legs, etc.

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how many blondes does it take to fix a lightbulb? 764,983,792,545,653,

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Why was Jenny walking home alone from school? Because three years ago her parents were murdered brutally by a drug dealer and social services haven't yet realised that Jenny is still living in the empty house.

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Why did the dog cross the road? He was on a walk with his owner so they used a crosswalk to safely get back home.

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I am not under the alkafluence of inkahlol. The drunker I am, the longer I get.

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A Man goes into a watch store. Why? To buy a watch

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A white man and a black man are standing on the edge of a 20 story building. The view from up there is rather nice.

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What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? AHHHH WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS!?!?!? MY HAND!!! MY HAND!!! AHHHHHHH!!!!! JUST KILL ME!!! PLEASE WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS?!?! MY OTHER HAND AHHHH!!! HAHAAAAAAAAAaaaa..... AHHHHHHH WHY?!?! MY LEG!!!! MY FOOT NO!!!!! PLEASE!!!!! Ah AH AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAA HAHAHAaaa WHYYYYYYYYY!?

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Why did the girl fall off the couch? She had a seizure.

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What is worse than getting a 30% on a test? Getting a 29% on a test.

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why did aodhan not play BO2? Aodhan has Cerebral palsy.

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Anti Joke

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