All I want for Chrismas, the murderer of my parents to be caught.

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how many blondes does it take to fix a lightbulb? 764,983,792,545,653,

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What do you call a horse with no eyes? A horse with no eyes.

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Yo mama is so fat that it is obvious obesity runs in the family.

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A duck walks into a doctor's office, and says 'Quack!' The doctor is offended and resigns.

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Snapple fact #572: You're a terrible person.

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Whats pink and looked like an angry bulldog? Your moms vagina last night

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How can you kill a blonde? Hack her to bits.

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a blind man walks into a bar it hurt.

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Q: How did Muhamid Ali ( casius clay ) get a black eye? A: He was born

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this site is funny.

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Why couldn't the dog fetch? It's back legs were useless after it got run over.

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What's the difference between a bird and a horse? - Both can fly, exept the horse.

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A French, an American and a Belgian are going together on holidays. I hope they'll have good weather.

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The pig walks up to the buture the' The buture sloters him!

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a guy who can fly walks up a hill and jumps off a cliff. his flying power fails him and he dies on impact

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Q: What do you call a black person that flies planes? A: A pilot you racist

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umm idk what joke to write down so yea and so rate this a thumbs up! okay bc this is an awesome joke...right right right yea ik!

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Why was the manspenis big Cause he was a lucky bastard

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Whats is pathetic and just plain sad? Gas prices these days.

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Yo mama's so fat that I make Yo Mama jokes about her!!

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What happened to the prisoner who dropped the soap while in the shower with other men? Another prisoner picked up and gave it to him and finished showering and felt squeaky clean.

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A man walks into a bar, he is immediately rushed to the emergency room

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what's blue and white and red all over? -nothing the "red all over" part implies a contradiction to blue and white.

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