Whats worse than the holocaust? Finding your babies head in a microwave

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What did zero say to ten? I see you found someone

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What do you call a horse with no eyes? A horse with no eyes.

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Whats pink and looked like an angry bulldog? Your moms vagina last night

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How did the black guy cross the street? He jumped it.

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What did the chicken say to the rhino? Nothing. Animals can't talk.

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Always bring food to the zoo. It's not the animals who placed the signs not to feed them.

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japan4.

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How did the soccer team win? They scored the most goals.

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Hey buddy what's up? I justed wanted to know if you wanted to hang out tonight. Just call me and tell me what you wanna do. Ok that's it see ya. Oh yeah! I gave your mom an STD...sorry dude...it just happened. I hope your dad isn't mad. Again, really sorry. Ok bye.

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How do you put on a condom Very Carefully

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yo mama so dumb that we sat her down to take a standardized, comprehensive IQ test measuring spatial, logical, linguistic, and memorization abilities. Her aggregate score was an 87, indicated she is roughly one standard deviation below the mean of the population, which is not low enough to qualify for government assistance under the Americans with Disabilities Act (1990) but does impede her understanding of more complex abstract concepts and things pertaining to higher culture. In spite of this, she has raised a child of average intelligence, and has retained the same job at Walgreen's for 14 years, People seem to like her because she is polite and rarely late. Your mother is an inspiration to low-IQ people living in high-IQ developed countries, demonstrating that an inability to fully understand abstracts does necessarily lead to a life of meagerness and frustration, so long as you work hard, keep your spirits high, and accept Jesus Christ as your personal lord and savior.

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What's the difference between a cat and a dog? Vast. While they are both mammals belonging to the order Carnivora, and therefore have a loose evolutionary connection, dogs belong to the Carnidae family and cats belong to the Felidae family. There would need to be much biological research done to discover all of the differences that result from this.

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What's worse than Hell? The Holocaust.

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Person 1: What's 2+2? Person 2: 4 Person 1: Oh, you already heard that one.

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Invisible Television.

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how did the bloop cross the road? to get to the other side

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What did John F. Kennedy say to Kurt Cobain? Nothing. They never met.

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A horse walks into a bar. The owner immediately seeks out the owner of the misplaced obstruction and asks them to remove it promptly less his animal suffers any more untoward damage

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whats worse than 10 babies in a mail box 1 baby in 10 mail boxes

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Why can't black people swim? Because most African American individuals grow up in inner urban cities where they have little or no access to swimming facilities.

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What's the difference between a bird and a horse? - Both can fly, exept the horse.

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Roses are red violets are blue poems don't have to rhyme..... Refrigerator

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What do you call a guy who has sex with kids? A child molester

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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