A straight black man walks into a gay bar.

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It is the conjoining of the two possible outcomes of the interstellar and post modern possibilities of the pasta sex god's niece's favorite colour after she falls off her bike whilst riding down a yellow slide after her twenty-seventh birthday when the two suns form a triangle in the night sky over the delta. Yes indeed that was good pudding.

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LIKE THIS!

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Q:I finished my Homework A:thats what she said

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A man walks into a bar and says "Hi everybody, it's me!" So everybody turns round. But it wasn't him.

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roses are red, violets are blue, i have a gun, shut the **** up.

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How did the black guy cross the street? He jumped it.

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How many lesbians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One, but she had a very muscular vagina.

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what did one farmer say to the other farmer we are farmers

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Rich people gave money to charity Charity gave money to the homeless The homeless spent the money on drugs

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead.

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Why did the mans nuts itch he had crabs

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What did the little boy get for Christmas? Nothing. He's Jewish.

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Why's the sun red? It's not it's orange.........retard

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why does crazy george spin a ball on his fingers well? because he has a huge dingo

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I once looked at a hedge that had the same colour leaves as all of the other hedges in that particular area.

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An Englishman, Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They enjoy a few quiet drinks while watching a rugby match between Italy and France on the big screen, which is why they came into this particular bar. The Englishman hopes Italy will win, the Irishman is also supporting Italy while the Scotsman is up for France. France wins the match and the Scotsman says "Good game lads eh?" The others agree.

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An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

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Why couldn't the boy see? He was dead

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Why do undertakers wear ties? Because their profession is very serious, and it is important that their appearance has a degree of gravitas.

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What do you call two men riding a bicycle.

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Punch line.

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Whats pink and looked like an angry bulldog? Your moms vagina last night

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A homeless guy on the brink of starvation found one dollar lying on the street. He took it and bought a lottery ticket at the local drugstore. God was looking down on him with pity that day and decided that day that he would no longer be a vagabond. The next day, the homeless man won the lottery jackpot, worth 100 million dollars. He declared that on that day, he was the luckiest and happiest man alive. He then woke up in a pile trash.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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