Knock Knock Who's there? Doctor. Doctor who? What? No? I'm here to inform you that your child won't be coming out of that coma, I'm sorry.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I was dropped on my head as a baby, kjhgfiehcgbfbjebfiuheggfcug

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A quadrapeldgic walks no where

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What the difference between a black man and a pizza? A black man is capable of feeding a family. A pizza is capable of feeding an American.

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if you are what you eat then you're a hamburger

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Roses are red Violets are blue I regurgitate doorknobs

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What do you do when you come across a tiger in the jungle? Wipe it off and apologize.

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A straight black man walks into a gay bar.

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What do you call a black man and a white woman who are married? A married couple

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STOP LOOKING AT MY JOKE

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers

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whats the problem with black and mexican jokes? once youve heard juan youve heard jamal

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why was the panda sent to prison? he played a major roll in the bombing of 9-11

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Arron Glass

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How do you kill a blonde? A gun, knife, there are a number of ways really...

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What did the little boy get for Christmas? Nothing. He's Jewish.

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how do you put a giraffe in a fridge? open the door, put the giraffe in and close the door. how do you put an elephant in a fridge? open the door, take out the giraffe, put the elephant in and close the door. the lion king is holding a conference in the jungle and all the animals turn up except for one, which animal is missing? the elephant, it's in the fridge. you come across a river you need to cross, but it is infested with man-eating crocodiles, how to you cross the river without dying? just swim across, all the crocodiles are at the conference.

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Isn't it funny that we think it's totally normal for females to not have penises but for literally EVERY OTHER group of people, it's weird and not ok double standard?

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A black walks into a bar Because it is still around the time of segregation, they don't serve colored people

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What did the prisoner receive on his 44th birthday? Well obviously all mail in prisons is checked, but nothing dangerous was found. He received a book on different types of steam engines (he is a railway fan), some chocolate (galaxy caramel, which is his favourite), a crossword challenge book (he gets bored in his cell) and the anti joke book.

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Why was the man sad after mowing is lawn? He ran over his dog.

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Why couldn't the Hispanic guy become a firefighter? Because the fire chief was racist.

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LIKE THIS!

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A man walks into a bar and says "Hi everybody, it's me!" So everybody turns round. But it wasn't him.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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