umm idk what joke to write down so yea and so rate this a thumbs up! okay bc this is an awesome joke...right right right yea ik!

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Rose is Red Violet Blew Mustard is in Clue … What about Moni-… ahhh my eye!

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Whats is pathetic and just plain sad? Gas prices these days.

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what did the duck say to the chicken .nothing

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Invisible Television.

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How are a duck and a tri-cycle the same? They both have handlebars, except for the duck.

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why did Stevie Wonder run a stop sign? he was changing his CD's and missed it.

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What did the White guy say to the Black Guy? "Hey, what's up?"

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What did the chicken say to the rhino? Nothing. Animals can't talk.

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What`s the best part about twenty-three year olds? there are twenty of them

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A French, an American and a Belgian are going together on holidays. I hope they'll have good weather.

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japan4.

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What did Jack give Jill for Christmas? Herpes.

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What did the little boy get for Christmas? Nothing. He's Jewish.

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Hey buddy what's up? I justed wanted to know if you wanted to hang out tonight. Just call me and tell me what you wanna do. Ok that's it see ya. Oh yeah! I gave your mom an STD...sorry dude...it just happened. I hope your dad isn't mad. Again, really sorry. Ok bye.

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One day a horse goes to a bakery store and asks the shopkeeper for a fresh loaf of bread. Surprised at the request the shopkeeper asked - White bread or whole wheat? To which the horse replied - Makes no difference cause i rode my bicycle to work yesterday.

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how are a plum and a rabbit the same? they are both purple except the rabbit

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What is the difference between peanut butter andd jam! Jam is made from crushed fruit and gelatine while peanut butter is made from finely ground peanuts and is often sweetened with sugar.

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If at first you don't succeed.... maybe skydiving isn't for you...

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Whats the difference between and anti joke and a joke? There two different things.

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Roses are gray violets are gray everything is gray because I'm color blind.

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why did the puppy have a sticky tongue? because its owner was abusive and made the puppy lick peanut butter from his balls

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Wanna hear a dirty joke? I had gay butt sex.

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What do you call a redneck in a propane store? A customer.

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