A black guy and a white girl are walking toward each other in a dark alley. Which one takes off his/her clothes first? The black guy as he is closer to home and therefore closer to his bathroom where he took a shower after a hard day's work.

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Isn't it funny that we think it's totally normal for females to not have penises but for literally EVERY OTHER group of people, it's weird and not ok double standard?

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I once looked at a hedge that had the same colour leaves as all of the other hedges in that particular area.

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what did the blind santa say to the jewish child jewish people don't believe in santa...awkward.

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Eating chicken off a baby's ass

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says "why the long face." the horse says "my wife has terminal cancer."

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Why do undertakers wear ties? Because their profession is very serious, and it is important that their appearance has a degree of gravitas.

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hi, im sober.

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "why the long face?". The horse doesn't reply because horse can't talk.

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LIKE THIS!

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guess how...chicken pow! guess who...chicken poo! guess when...chicken pen! guess where...chicken hair! guess what...your adopted.

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Wanna here a joke? Womens rights

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Snapple fact #572: You're a terrible person.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, Others don't.

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roses are red violets are blue some poems rhyme this one doesn't

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Why did the beach ball pop? Because it stepped on a sharp chocolate chip cookie!

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When life gives you oranges, make lemonade.

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What did the rainbow sun say to the flower-faced elephant? "Want some tea and hamsters?" I'm addicted to acid.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I was dropped on my head as a baby, kjhgfiehcgbfbjebfiuheggfcug

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Q:How many mexicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A:Just Juan.

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Why does a black man break into a car? Because he had closed the windows and locked his keys inside.

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How was copper wire invented? Probably some scientist did that

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What did the volcano say to the other volcano? Nothing, Volcanoes are inanimate objects that do not possess the ability to speak.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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