Always bring food to the zoo. It's not the animals who placed the signs not to feed them.

Why don't cannibals eat clowns? Clowns do not populate the area in which cannibals reside

Whut r bacer dew? Eh muphin

where can you find a monkey, a blond, and a bear? the zoo.

knock knock who's there? Kallie Kallie who? sorry, wrong house

Why does a black man break into a car? Because he had closed the windows and locked his keys inside.

Q:I finished my Homework A:thats what she said

Why did the chicken cross the road? The pen was left open, and it felt slightly curious.

What's 8 inches long and makes my girlfriend cry when I put it in her mouth? Her miscarriage

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he had no arms.

whats the problem with black and mexican jokes? once youve heard juan youve heard jamal

Girls go to college to get more knowledge. Boys go to Jupiter because they're already smart enough to achieve interplanetary space travel.

Q: How did Muhamid Ali ( casius clay ) get a black eye? A: He was born

There once was a man named Joe. Joe had AIDS, and killed all his friends and family The End, now go back to bed, pussy

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If at first you don't succeed.... maybe skydiving isn't for you...

What's worst than getting glass stuck in your foot? Rubbing lotion on a fork.

Knock Knock Who's there? Can people stop posting grammatically incorrect jokes on here. Half of the sentences do not make sense.

So three Mexicans, a black man, and 2 white men enter a room. They promptly sever their penises and jump out the window because they are all members of a strange cult.

A fat man takes a crap, it looked like something a rhino would curl out.

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Just call the fire department, they're trained for that kind of stuff

What's 2+2? It's certainly not 1.

Q: What's green has four legs and would kill you if it fell off a roof and hit you? A: A pool table.

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says "why the long face." the horse says "my wife has terminal cancer."

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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