- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worst than getting glass stuck in your foot? Rubbing lotion on a fork.

A doctor walks into a room after a woman has just given birth to her baby Doctor: I've got some good news and some bad news Mom: Whats the bad news? Doctor: Your Baby is Ginger. Mom: So what's the good news? Doctor: It's dead.

Why did the monkey fall from the tree? Gravitational force acted upon the monkey who was not holding on to any branch.

why does crazy george spin a ball on his fingers well? because he has a huge dingo

Hey buddy what's up? I justed wanted to know if you wanted to hang out tonight. Just call me and tell me what you wanna do. Ok that's it see ya. Oh yeah! I gave your mom an STD...sorry dude...it just happened. I hope your dad isn't mad. Again, really sorry. Ok bye.

What magical power enables Spongebob to talk? There is no magical power. he is a cartoon therefore making him be able to anything in anyone's wild dreams.

oliver is gay. so much so that he has hex with other men and dosent mind it very much

why did the puppy have a sticky tongue? because its owner was abusive and made the puppy lick peanut butter from his balls

Why did the girl fall off the couch? She had a seizure.

whats forever alone me

Why'd I have sex with your mom? I'm your father and I love your mother very much

Q.) What did the boy do when he got home? A.) He repeatedly cried due to the large amount of bullying he faced at school. He had constantly tried to contact his parents and teachers for help yet no one would listen. The boy was found dead in his room the next day. Poor kid.

Q:I finished my Homework A:thats what she said

Why couldn't the Hispanic guy become a firefighter? Because the fire chief was racist.

What's the best part about having sex with twenty-six year olds? They're of legal age to give consent.

What did the White guy say to the Black Guy? "Hey, what's up?"

How did the black guy cross the street? He jumped it.

what is the difference between a Ferrari and a bucket of dead babies......... I dont have a Ferrari in my garage

A: Knock Knock. B: ... A: Knock Knock. B: ... A: I guess nobody's home. (leaves.)

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "why the long face?" The owner of the horse then explains the evolution of the species and genetics. The bartender, satisfied, serves the owner a drink and gladly gives the horse water.

What's black and white and red all over. An interracial suicide pact.

There are two muffins in the oven. One muffin says to the other "phew it's kinda hot in here" the other muffin says "AWW a talking muffin!"

Rose is Red Violet Blew Mustard is in Clue … What about Moni-… ahhh my eye!

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