- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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where can you find a monkey, a blond, and a bear? the zoo.

Never mail in your wishes to a genie, he may be dyslexic.

What's worse than Hell? The Holocaust.

Why do undertakers wear ties? Because their profession is very serious, and it is important that their appearance has a degree of gravitas.

Why does a black man break into a car? Because he had closed the windows and locked his keys inside.

How do you get a small girl of a swing ? Throw a fridge at her

hi, im sober.

Dislike this!!!!!!

Roses are red, Sometimes they're thorny, When I'm around you, I get kind of Horny

Why was the blonde so stupid? He had dyslexia and to make fun of his hardship would truly be a hardship of human morals.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, get in my bed so i can fu** you!

why did Sarah fall off the swing? because she had no arms. Knock knock! who's there? not Sarah.

Why did girl cry? Because she recently saw the messy demise of her parent's marriage.

What's worst than getting glass stuck in your foot? Rubbing lotion on a fork.

Mum: Never put off for tomorrow what can be done today. Child: Oh, I was going to play video games tomorrow, so...

am i invited to party? no

I once looked at a hedge that had the same colour leaves as all of the other hedges in that particular area.

why do women wear perfume and make-up? 'cause they're ugly and smell bad

A quadrapeldgic walks no where

What's the difference between a duck? An armchair, because a vest has no sleeves.

What's 2+2? It's certainly not 1.

What happened to the prisoner who dropped the soap while in the shower with other men? Another prisoner picked up and gave it to him and finished showering and felt squeaky clean.

All I want for Chrismas, the murderer of my parents to be caught.

What do you call two men riding a bicycle.

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