There once was a man named Joe. Joe had AIDS, and killed all his friends and family The End, now go back to bed, pussy

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Whut r bacer dew? Eh muphin

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What's worst than getting glass stuck in your foot? Rubbing lotion on a fork.

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wanna hear a joke? katie chandler

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How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Just call the fire department, they're trained for that kind of stuff

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An Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They have a few drinks, then go to a club, where they amuse each other and those around them by completely slurring their words in their already very strong regional accents. Then they get a taxi back to the house of the Englishman as he lives nearest, and stay the night. The next morning, the Scotsman and the Irishmen walk home as they are still hungover and do not wish to risk driving.

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knock knock who's there? Kallie Kallie who? sorry, wrong house

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Guy 1: "Hey, you have some updawg on your face." Guy 2: "Oh, thanks. Did I get it?" Guy 1: "Yeah, I think so."

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Why does a black man break into a car? Because he had closed the windows and locked his keys inside.

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A guy and a girl had sex, it was casual.

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Ask me if I'm a duck. Are you a duck? No.

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What is purple after you stroke it a lot? An eggplant

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why did the guy drop his umbrella........ because he was getting raped.

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Why were the babies used for target practice? Hitler demanded the Nazis to do so.

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Roses are red, Sometimes they're thorny, When I'm around you, I get kind of Horny

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how long does it take for a black woman to poop? depending on what she ate, about 5 to 10 minutes

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Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side. Knock knock? Whos there? the Chicken.

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Q: A black man is walking down the street with a television, where did he just come from? A: Best Buy, he just got a bonus, and wanted to reward himself.

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Why did the cookie go to the doctor? It didn't, a cookie is a food, therefore it doesn't have working organs.

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What do you get when you cross Justin Bieber and One Direction? A bunch of gay pop stars.

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why was the panda sent to prison? he played a major roll in the bombing of 9-11

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why did Sarah fall off the swing? because she had no arms. Knock knock! who's there? not Sarah.

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When Life throws you lemons you might be hallucinating

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what did the 35 year old man say when he walked in his home last night? Nothing, he started crying because he saw that someone had viciously killed his guinea pig.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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