Mum: Never put off for tomorrow what can be done today. Child: Oh, I was going to play video games tomorrow, so...

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What did the rock say to the other rock? It didnt

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Everyone is special in there own ways except for patrick whos demented

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? Lame Anti Jokes.

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Hey i just met you & this is crazy but Nia and Goober Made a baby

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What did the japonese man say? Nothing that we can understand.

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What's 2+2? It's certainly not 1.

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You're mama's so ugly, she will most-likely never meet a compatible mate and die alone.

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How's a raven like a writing desk. you really are alice.

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Q. What's the difference between dead babies and celebrities? A. Nobody likes celebrities.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have cancer."

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Person 1: What's 2+2? Person 2: 4 Person 1: Oh, you already heard that one.

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What did andy say when he went down on burger nips? Welcome to the jungle

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how do you kill a bear. -you shoot it.

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Every 20 seconds, a child in africa starves to death... Every 30 seconds, an obese american teen stuffs their face with McDonalds

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Snapple fact #572: You're a terrible person.

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what do you say when you see a winner weaner

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Knock Knock. "Who's there?" The cops.

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how are a plum and a rabbit the same? they are both purple except the rabbit

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Why did girl cry? Because she recently saw the messy demise of her parent's marriage.

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If at first you don't succeed.... maybe skydiving isn't for you...

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Hey buddy what's up? I justed wanted to know if you wanted to hang out tonight. Just call me and tell me what you wanna do. Ok that's it see ya. Oh yeah! I gave your mom an STD...sorry dude...it just happened. I hope your dad isn't mad. Again, really sorry. Ok bye.

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An Englishman, Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They enjoy a few quiet drinks while watching a rugby match between Italy and France on the big screen, which is why they came into this particular bar. The Englishman hopes Italy will win, the Irishman is also supporting Italy while the Scotsman is up for France. France wins the match and the Scotsman says "Good game lads eh?" The others agree.

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Why can't blondes change a lightbulb? Because they're women

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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