What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? Their names, if you know them. If not just say "excuse me"

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A n antelope walks into a bar and many people leave for the sake of their safety and animal control gets called to escort the antelope out of the bar.

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What did the rock say to the other rock? It didnt

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Why was 15 afraid of 16? Coz 16 was bigger than him.

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I once looked at a hedge that had the same colour leaves as all of the other hedges in that particular area.

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So a Jewish man walks into a bar, You think Jesus being all knowing would have realized it was there.

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What's worse than Hell? The Holocaust.

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How do you divide 2574 by 23.5 WIth a calculator

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Q: How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? A: One, possibly two if the lightbulb is high up and someone has to hold the ladder.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The pen was left open, and it felt slightly curious.

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Why couldn't the Hispanic guy become a firefighter? Because the fire chief was racist.

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An insane individual walks into a bank and asks for $500. The teller refuses since he doesn't have an account, so the individual pulls out a gun and asks the teller again. The teller presses the silent panic button, causing the cops to show up and arrest the gunman, but not before he manages to shoot the teller and the small child standing next two counters over.

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What did the White guy say to the Black Guy? "Hey, what's up?"

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Why did the black guy punch the Mexican guy? Because they were in a fight.

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A: Knock Knock. B: ... A: Knock Knock. B: ... A: I guess nobody's home. (leaves.)

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Why don't cannibals eat clowns? Clowns do not populate the area in which cannibals reside

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A guy walks into a bar. Ouch

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What's the difference between a cat and a dog? Vast. While they are both mammals belonging to the order Carnivora, and therefore have a loose evolutionary connection, dogs belong to the Carnidae family and cats belong to the Felidae family. There would need to be much biological research done to discover all of the differences that result from this.

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How do Elmer Fudd take a shower? Without a shampoo, he's bald..

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Why did the girl fall off the couch? She had a seizure.

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? -I don't have a ferrari in my garage.

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How do you get a small girl of a swing ? Throw a fridge at her

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why did Stevie Wonder run a stop sign? he was changing his CD's and missed it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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