Q. What's the difference between dead babies and celebrities? A. Nobody likes celebrities.

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It is the conjoining of the two possible outcomes of the interstellar and post modern possibilities of the pasta sex god's niece's favorite colour after she falls off her bike whilst riding down a yellow slide after her twenty-seventh birthday when the two suns form a triangle in the night sky over the delta. Yes indeed that was good pudding.

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poop.

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My mom told me about a funnel they make for women now that they can use to pee standing up. I told her it was a ploy to promote feminism.

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i did not type this on 12/23/11 at 8:49:47

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Why were the babies used for target practice? Hitler demanded the Nazis to do so.

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Wanna hear a joke? Good, go ask a comedian.

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Your mama's so old that typical places of business grant her the senior citizen discount.

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Girls go to college to get more knowledge. Boys go to Jupiter because they're already smart enough to achieve interplanetary space travel.

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Always bring food to the zoo. It's not the animals who placed the signs not to feed them.

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YO MOMMA SO FAT... that it is really beginning to be an issue.

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Why is the turkey always full? Because he is stuffed.

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Tony Blair, Micheal Jordan, Fabrice Muamba, Aunty Josephine, Nick Clegg, David Cameron, and myself all go out for drinks.

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What is purple after you stroke it a lot? An eggplant

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What do you call two men riding a bicycle.

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roses are red, violets are blue, i have a gun, shut the **** up.

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Do you know the joke about the two guys who went to Paris ? Me neither.

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A man walks into a bar and says "Hi everybody, it's me!" So everybody turns round. But it wasn't him.

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Why did the blonde driver crossed the red light? Because she has a good notion of physics and realized that the truck that was behind her was too fast to stop in time and if she braked there could have been an accident.

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A mother and her kid are in a park: Kid: Why did the chicken go to jail? Mother: Because the chicken killed your father... Now we are broke living in a park and I'm gonna kill myself at noon, and so are you. Kid: I'm not doing that, and neither are you and Daddies over their! The dad is a zombie, this is the beginning of the zombie apocalypses. THE END!!! PUPPIES!!!!!!!!!

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am i invited to party? no

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Why did the man walk into the bar? He wast thirsty.

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How do you kill a blonde? A gun, knife, there are a number of ways really...

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The pig walks up to the buture the' The buture sloters him!

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