Q1:Why was the homeless man homeless? A1:He suffered from a series of mentally disabilitating diseases. From a young age these disabilities went unnoticed and untreated. They evolved to a level in which he believes he is god, therefore he throws fescues at passing automobiles. Q2:Why does the homeless man throw poo at cars? A2:See answer 1

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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why didn't the printer work? it was in the toilet.

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Why did the koala bear fall out of the tree? Because it's dead.

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Wanna here a joke? Womens rights

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What is matt dalys favorite thing in the world? penis

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What do you get when you cross Justin Bieber and One Direction? A bunch of gay pop stars.

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Sarah Palin walks into a bar and the bartender tells her to get the f*&k out.

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How do you kill a blonde? A gun, knife, there are a number of ways really...

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Why are black people more athletic than whites? Black people originate from Africa, where they lived in a world where athletic ability created natural selection. The most athletic were able to escape dangers of the jungle such as dangerous animals, and were also most apt to find food to survive. Then when the slave trade occured, only the strongest and best fit survived the trip to America and the hard labor. Also, given the socio-economic trends of the United States, African Americans are more likely to grow up in an environment where they have limited opportunity to make a living, besides professional sports, so they play cheap sports like basketball.

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A black walks into a bar Because it is still around the time of segregation, they don't serve colored people

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A quadrapeldgic walks no where

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if you are what you eat then you're a hamburger

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Eating chicken off a baby's ass

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Roses are red Violets are blue I regurgitate doorknobs

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How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

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A straight black man walks into a gay bar.

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What do you call a black man and a white woman who are married? A married couple

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STOP LOOKING AT MY JOKE

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A 65 year old man is tired with his life. He begins to realize that it is meaningless to him. He wants no part in the world anymore so he decided to commit suicide. On his way to commit suicide, he comes across a magical man that has an extraordinary offer. This magical man has offered to grant the 65 year old man the power to fly. The 65 year old man, accepts the offer in great interest, but the magical man wants something in return for his deed. The 65 year old man, offers all the money in his wallet to the magical man. The magical man accepts his offer of all the money and continues. With a flick of the wrist, the magical man says, "fly, fly, high as the sky, i grant this man the ability to fly". The 65 year old man is greatly excited now that he has the ability to fly. He cant wait to try out his new power. He runs to the nearest cliff and jumps. Too bad the "magical man" was really a male prostitute that was broke and homeless. The 65 year old man died on impact and the male prostitue walked away with a wallet full of cash.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it's a chicken and it doesn't know any better. It probably doesn't know where it is much less where it's going.

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whats the problem with black and mexican jokes? once youve heard juan youve heard jamal

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why was the panda sent to prison? he played a major roll in the bombing of 9-11

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Arron Glass

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