An alcoholic walks into a bar. He is destroying his family.

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Why did the cookie go to the doctor? It didn't, a cookie is a food, therefore it doesn't have working organs.

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Why a warm-harted man turned into cold-blooded? He's dead

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roses are red, violets are blue. Barack Obama says, nice to meet you.

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Why did the black man get a life sentence in prison? Because he was involved a mass stabbing in a night club London which saw 4 local teenage girls lose there lives.

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am i invited to party? no

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Whats worse than a dead baby at the bottom of a trash can? Two dead babies. Whats worse then that 5 dead babies and worse then that? Im starting to have suspicions of you being a mass murdurer of small children.

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What's 2+2? It's certainly not 1.

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How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

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Ask me if I'm a duck. Are you a duck? No.

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It is the conjoining of the two possible outcomes of the interstellar and post modern possibilities of the pasta sex god's niece's favorite colour after she falls off her bike whilst riding down a yellow slide after her twenty-seventh birthday when the two suns form a triangle in the night sky over the delta. Yes indeed that was good pudding.

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LIKE THIS!

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Man: Docter it hurts when i touch my legs! Docter: yeah you have two shattered knee caps youll never walk again.

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do you know a really good joke? i don't have one.

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How do you kill a blonde ? Shoot her in the head

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What's worse than finding ten babies nailed to a tree? One baby nailed to ten trees

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how are a plum and a rabbit the same? they are both purple except the rabbit

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Why did the taxi driver kill the blond? He didn't. It's illegal to murder people in most countries.

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lets see how many dislikes i can get from this...

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Why couldn't the morbidly obese lady order a cheeseburger? A: Because it wasn't on the menu

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What do you call two men riding a bicycle.

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i did not type this on 12/23/11 at 8:49:47

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Why wouldn't the girl clean her room? She was paralyzed.

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