Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, Others don't.

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why was the panda sent to prison? he played a major roll in the bombing of 9-11

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why did Sarah fall off the swing? because she had no arms. Knock knock! who's there? not Sarah.

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Why did the man walk into the bar? He wast thirsty.

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Why was the baby smoking? He was locked in a hot car.

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how are a plum and a rabbit the same? they are both purple except the rabbit

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You wanna hear an inside joke? That was one of them.

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Everyone is special in there own ways except for patrick whos demented

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a dog walk into a landmine, he exploded.

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what did the blind santa say to the jewish child jewish people don't believe in santa...awkward.

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Why is the sky blue? Because when you look up at the sky, especially during the daytime, the sky is giving a bluish color.

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Why was the manspenis big Cause he was a lucky bastard

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Eating chicken off a baby's ass

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where can you find a monkey, a blond, and a bear? the zoo.

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Q:How many mexicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A:Just Juan.

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knock knock who's there? Kallie Kallie who? sorry, wrong house

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Why do undertakers wear ties? Because their profession is very serious, and it is important that their appearance has a degree of gravitas.

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What's the difference between an old man and a child? The old man is older than the child

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What do you call two men riding a bicycle.

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A man walks into a bar and says "Hi everybody, it's me!" So everybody turns round. But it wasn't him.

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What's the difference between a black guy and a door? Various answers are acceptable. The door has hinges, a black guy has legs, etc.

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Man: Docter it hurts when i touch my legs! Docter: yeah you have two shattered knee caps youll never walk again.

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Punch line.

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Why did little Timmy drop his ice cream? He was hit by a bus.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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