A man walks into a store and asks for a loaf of bread.

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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

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A French, an American and a Belgian are going together on holidays. I hope they'll have good weather.

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Why did the beach ball pop? Because it stepped on a sharp chocolate chip cookie!

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roses are red violets are blue some poems rhyme this one doesn't

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Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but he had already had one earlier. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free taco.

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Why did the black man get a life sentence in prison? Because he was involved a mass stabbing in a night club London which saw 4 local teenage girls lose there lives.

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josh- your a strange boy. liam- yes. due to by up bringing i have been exposed to unusual situations that most people do not encounter therefore affecting how i behave. Secondly the definition of normal is varying from person to person making being normal to every human being difficult to even the most capable of people. Essentialy Josh i care little for you comment. *josh was a black man who died of cancer 6 weeks after this incodent*

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When life gives you oranges, make lemonade.

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Why did the teenager write a joke on here? Because after hours of surfing this website and casually laughing at herself she realized she had no life and the only way to feel happy with her self would be submitting her own to here.

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Why don't cannibals eat clowns? Clowns do not populate the area in which cannibals reside

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why does crazy george spin a ball on his fingers well? because he has a huge dingo

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What did the rainbow sun say to the flower-faced elephant? "Want some tea and hamsters?" I'm addicted to acid.

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Why does a black man break into a car? Because he had closed the windows and locked his keys inside.

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Person 1: What's 2+2? Person 2: 4 Person 1: Oh, you already heard that one.

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What do you call two men riding a bicycle.

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What did the volcano say to the other volcano? Nothing, Volcanoes are inanimate objects that do not possess the ability to speak.

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How many perverts does it take to screw a lightbulb?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The pen was left open, and it felt slightly curious.

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Why did little Timmy drop his ice cream? He was hit by a bus.

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Whats the difference between a jew and a boy scout boy scouts come back from camp

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What do you get when you cross Justin Bieber and One Direction? A bunch of gay pop stars.

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How do you get a lawyer out of a tree? Lean a ladder against the tree and reassure them if they are apprehensive.

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So a man is shopping on black Friday...

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Anti Joke

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