What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers

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What do you call a black man and a white woman who are married? A married couple

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Roses are red, Sometimes they're thorny, When I'm around you, I get kind of Horny

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Why was the blonde so stupid? He had dyslexia and to make fun of his hardship would truly be a hardship of human morals.

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Q: What did Micheal Jackson Say to the boys? A: He can't speak because he's dead.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he had no arms.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, get in my bed so i can fu** you!

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What's worst than getting glass stuck in your foot? Rubbing lotion on a fork.

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what did the 35 year old man say when he walked in his home last night? Nothing, he started crying because he saw that someone had viciously killed his guinea pig.

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am i invited to party? no

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why do women wear perfume and make-up? 'cause they're ugly and smell bad

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What's 2+2? It's certainly not 1.

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Why was the little Jewish girl sad? Because neo-Nazis killed her family.

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Never mail in your wishes to a genie, he may be dyslexic.

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All I want for Chrismas, the murderer of my parents to be caught.

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Dislike this!!!!!!

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What do you call two men riding a bicycle.

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What is purple after you stroke it a lot? An eggplant

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why did the guy drop his umbrella........ because he was getting raped.

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roses are red, violets are blue, i have a gun, shut the **** up.

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What is the difference between your mother and a hooker? Gonorrhea and her father's approval.

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how long does it take for a black woman to poop? depending on what she ate, about 5 to 10 minutes

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A man walks into a store and asks for a loaf of bread.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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