Snapple fact #572: You're a terrible person.

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Why did the mans nuts itch he had crabs

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Why did the black guy punch the Mexican guy? Because they were in a fight.

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How do you fit 100 babies in a bucket? put them in a blender. How do you get them out? potato chips.

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What did the guy who had cancer get for Christmas? Death.

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Hey buddy what's up? I justed wanted to know if you wanted to hang out tonight. Just call me and tell me what you wanna do. Ok that's it see ya. Oh yeah! I gave your mom an STD...sorry dude...it just happened. I hope your dad isn't mad. Again, really sorry. Ok bye.

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Why did lil yazzy watch The Hills at 12:40 in the morning? Because she was casually surfing netflix and clicked on it.

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yo mama so dumb that we sat her down to take a standardized, comprehensive IQ test measuring spatial, logical, linguistic, and memorization abilities. Her aggregate score was an 87, indicated she is roughly one standard deviation below the mean of the population, which is not low enough to qualify for government assistance under the Americans with Disabilities Act (1990) but does impede her understanding of more complex abstract concepts and things pertaining to higher culture. In spite of this, she has raised a child of average intelligence, and has retained the same job at Walgreen's for 14 years, People seem to like her because she is polite and rarely late. Your mother is an inspiration to low-IQ people living in high-IQ developed countries, demonstrating that an inability to fully understand abstracts does necessarily lead to a life of meagerness and frustration, so long as you work hard, keep your spirits high, and accept Jesus Christ as your personal lord and savior.

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umm idk what joke to write down so yea and so rate this a thumbs up! okay bc this is an awesome joke...right right right yea ik!

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What do you call a redneck in a propane store? A customer.

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A married man takes the ring off his finger.

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How do you see a black man in the dark? You dont

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What do you call ten black men running down the street? A race.

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Q: What comes after 8? A: 9

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How can you kill a blonde? Hack her to bits.

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What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? Their names, if you know them. If not just say "excuse me"

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a blind man walks into a bar it hurt.

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Why did Dumbledore fall off the astronomy tower? Because Snape killed him.

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A homeless guy on the brink of starvation found one dollar lying on the street. He took it and bought a lottery ticket at the local drugstore. God was looking down on him with pity that day and decided that day that he would no longer be a vagabond. The next day, the homeless man won the lottery jackpot, worth 100 million dollars. He declared that on that day, he was the luckiest and happiest man alive. He then woke up in a pile trash.

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who wins a race a white guy or a black guy? depends who's faster

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I once looked at a hedge that had the same colour leaves as all of the other hedges in that particular area.

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whats worse than having cancer? nothing you have cancer and should proceed to see doctor

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Robin, get in the Bat-mobile!

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