what is the difference between a Ferrari and a bucket of dead babies......... I dont have a Ferrari in my garage

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Three a man is trapped on a desert island and a genie offers to grant him one wish. The man accepts the existence of the genie and then wishes for unlimited wishes for the rest of his life. The man takes over the world.

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Two muffins are in an oven. Muffin 1: Gosh it's hot in here. Muffin 2: Holy Crap! A talking muffin!

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What did the rock say to the other rock? It didnt

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the world flooded and everybody died how did they die? the all fell into lava!

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Knock Knock Who's there? Can people stop posting grammatically incorrect jokes on here. Half of the sentences do not make sense.

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a black guy walks into a bar and the bartender says "get out of here, whites only" this joke takes place in the 1950's when african americans were discriminated against

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An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

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There are two muffins in the oven. One muffin says to the other "phew it's kinda hot in here" the other muffin says "AWW a talking muffin!"

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Wanna hear a dirty joke? I had gay butt sex.

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hi hi strager danger

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What did andy say when he went down on burger nips? Welcome to the jungle

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What's the best part about having sex with twenty-six year olds? They're of legal age to give consent.

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A man walks into a store and asks for a loaf of bread.

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Sometimes I light my hair on fire and pretend I'm a candle.

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A man walks into a bar and says "Hi everybody, it's me!" So everybody turns round. But it wasn't him.

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An alcoholic walks into a bar. He is destroying his family.

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A man walks into a bar. He says, "Ow, that really hurt."

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What do you call something you should prepare yourself for when having sex with a prostitute? A.I.D.S

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Why don't cannibals eat clowns? Clowns do not populate the area in which cannibals reside

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Q: If I have 13 icecubes, and you have 12 icecubes, how many pancakes can I fit on the roof? A: Purple, because aliens don't wear hats.

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Roses are red violets are blue poems don't have to rhyme..... Refrigerator

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Roses are gray violets are gray everything is gray because I'm color blind.

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