Lol, listen, the suggestion lies in the "not not", you are using not twice in your mind, which under trance makes it so your subconcious registers that you are using a double negative while you consciously do not. Look back at the messages and register consciously that you and I have been using "not not" twice during the past messages, when the net shuts down here, you reinforce the "I will totally notnot, tell him" so the suggestion just gets stronger.

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What did the boy say to his father? I don't know. With the seemingly infinite number of topics that two people could discuss and the fact that both the father and son are fictional, it would be unreasonable and border edge mentally unstable for me to assume that you would know what they may or may not be talking about.

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What did the rainbow sun say to the flower-faced elephant? "Want some tea and hamsters?" I'm addicted to acid.

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what did the blind santa say to the jewish child jewish people don't believe in santa...awkward.

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Hello, nice to meet you.

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knock knock who's there? Kallie Kallie who? sorry, wrong house

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How was copper wire invented? Probably some scientist did that

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Ask me if I'm a duck. Are you a duck? No.

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LIKE THIS!

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Man: Docter it hurts when i touch my legs! Docter: yeah you have two shattered knee caps youll never walk again.

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I am not under the alkafluence of inkahlol. The drunker I am, the longer I get.

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Whats the difference between a jew and a boy scout boy scouts come back from camp

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What's worse than finding ten babies nailed to a tree? One baby nailed to ten trees

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am i invited to party? no

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what does a blue watermelon and a cactus that looks like a penis have in common? orange ya glad i didn't say banana!

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What is Ash gray Battleship gray Black Blue-gray Cadet gray Charcoal Cool gray Davy's gray Payne's gray Gunmetal Silver Slate gray Taupe Purple taupe Medium taupe Rose quartz Taupe gray Timberwolf WhiteApple green Asparagus Bright green Cal Poly Chartreuse Dark olive green Dark spring green Dartmouth green Fern green Forest greenGreen Green-yellow Harlequin Honeydew Hunter green India green Islamic green Jungle green Lawn green LimePhthalo green Pigment green Pine green Pistachio Sea green Shamrock green Spring bud Spring green Teal Yellow-greenAlice blue Aqua Aquamarine Celeste Cerulean Cyan Electric blue Jungle green Magic mint MintAir Force blue Air superiority blue Alice blue Azure Baby blue Bleu de France Blue Blue-gray Bondi blue Brandeis blueAmethyst Byzantium Cerise Eggplant Fandango Fuchsia Heliotrope Indigo Lavender blush Lavender (floralblack gray silver white maroon red purple fuchsia green lime olive yellow navy blue teal aqua a List that you just spent 5 min reading

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How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Just call the fire department, they're trained for that kind of stuff

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lets see how many dislikes i can get from this...

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What do you call it when a homosexual from spain is forced to have sex with a 400 pound black man? Rape

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "How'd you open the door?"

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Person 1: What's 2+2? Person 2: 4 Person 1: Oh, you already heard that one.

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What did the volcano say to the other volcano? Nothing, Volcanoes are inanimate objects that do not possess the ability to speak.

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why did Stevie Wonder run a stop sign? he was changing his CD's and missed it.

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An alcoholic walks into a bar. He is destroying his family.

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