- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

That moment when you and your friends throw snowballs at cars in the dark on the highway and the cops spotlight your area while you hide in a shed...

Never mail in your wishes to a genie, he may be dyslexic.

Invisible Television.

when i walk in the living room this is what i see... Luci's big eyes are stairing at me! (Luci is a dog) (Pita is a cat) I start a hissing and a scratchin and i ain't affrid to bite her, bite her, bite her, I"M PITA AND I KNOW IT!!!

What is purple after you stroke it a lot? An eggplant

How do you get a small girl of a swing ? Throw a fridge at her

How do you see a black man in the dark? You dont

Q.) What did the boy do when he got home? A.) He repeatedly cried due to the large amount of bullying he faced at school. He had constantly tried to contact his parents and teachers for help yet no one would listen. The boy was found dead in his room the next day. Poor kid.

Why did the old lady start crying? Because her daughter was raped and killed.

why did Stevie Wonder run a stop sign? he was changing his CD's and missed it.

What's the best part about having sex with twenty-six year olds? They're of legal age to give consent.

My mom told me about a funnel they make for women now that they can use to pee standing up. I told her it was a ploy to promote feminism.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it's a chicken and it doesn't know any better. It probably doesn't know where it is much less where it's going.

A seal walks into a club...

A doctor walks into a room after a woman has just given birth to her baby Doctor: I've got some good news and some bad news Mom: Whats the bad news? Doctor: Your Baby is Ginger. Mom: So what's the good news? Doctor: It's dead.

A guy walks into a bar. Ouch

Hey buddy what's up? I justed wanted to know if you wanted to hang out tonight. Just call me and tell me what you wanna do. Ok that's it see ya. Oh yeah! I gave your mom an STD...sorry dude...it just happened. I hope your dad isn't mad. Again, really sorry. Ok bye.

What do you call a with no arms and no legs floating in the water? About to drown.

How do Elmer Fudd take a shower? Without a shampoo, he's bald..

whats worse than having cancer? nothing you have cancer and should proceed to see doctor

Hey i just met you & this is crazy but Nia and Goober Made a baby

What's worse than Hell? The Holocaust.

What's the difference between a gay white man and a gay black man? Nothing because they are both sexually attracted to men.

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