How many perverts does it take to screw a lightbulb?

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Roses are red, Sometimes they're thorny, When I'm around you, I get kind of Horny

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What did zero say to ten? I see you found someone

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An irishman walks out of a pub

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How did the black guy cross the street? He jumped it.

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this site is funny.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, Others don't.

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What did the cop say to the robber? You have the right to remain silent

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josh- your a strange boy. liam- yes. due to by up bringing i have been exposed to unusual situations that most people do not encounter therefore affecting how i behave. Secondly the definition of normal is varying from person to person making being normal to every human being difficult to even the most capable of people. Essentialy Josh i care little for you comment. *josh was a black man who died of cancer 6 weeks after this incodent*

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What did the little boy get for Christmas? Nothing. He's Jewish.

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what did the 35 year old man say when he walked in his home last night? Nothing, he started crying because he saw that someone had viciously killed his guinea pig.

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A black guy and a white girl are walking toward each other in a dark alley. Which one takes off his/her clothes first? The black guy as he is closer to home and therefore closer to his bathroom where he took a shower after a hard day's work.

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Why did Cody sit in the corner? Because his daddy didn't love him. #DaddyDoesn'tLoveYouAnymoreChair

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what did one lady say to another lady? we are both ladies

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Eating chicken off a baby's ass

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You're mama's so ugly, she will most-likely never meet a compatible mate and die alone.

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smug face >:}

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where can you find a monkey, a blond, and a bear? the zoo.

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What's red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

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What did the blind, deaf, quadriplegic boy get for Christmas? Cancer.

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How do you get a small girl of a swing ? Throw a fridge at her

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The pen was left open, and it felt slightly curious.

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A man walks into a bar and says "Hi everybody, it's me!" So everybody turns round. But it wasn't him.

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Man: Docter it hurts when i touch my legs! Docter: yeah you have two shattered knee caps youll never walk again.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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