how did the bloop cross the road? to get to the other side

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A sheep goes up to to a horse and asks "Does you speak sheep?".The horse replies ''Neigh''.

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A man walks into a store and asks for a loaf of bread.

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read down and see what it is like BEFOR MARRIAGE boy:at last.i can hardly wait! girl:do you want to leave me? boy:NO! dont even think about it! girl:do you love me? boy:ofcourse! always girl:have you ever cheated on me? boy:NO! why are you even asking? girl:will you kiss me ? boy:every chance i get! girl:will you hit me ? boy:hell no! are you crazy ? girl:can i trust you? boy:yes! girl:darling!! read up again and see what it is like AFTER MARRIAGE (L.W)

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japan4.

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What did Jack give Jill for Christmas? Herpes.

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What happens if someones forgets to put the 'anti' next to 'joke.' It is taken by someone else and created into an anti Joke.

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why does crazy george spin a ball on his fingers well? because he has a huge dingo

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A guy walks into a bar. Ouch

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Hey buddy what's up? I justed wanted to know if you wanted to hang out tonight. Just call me and tell me what you wanna do. Ok that's it see ya. Oh yeah! I gave your mom an STD...sorry dude...it just happened. I hope your dad isn't mad. Again, really sorry. Ok bye.

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Knock, Knock Who is there? Yo Yo who? *the man ran away and was never seen again, because he had nowhere to stay*

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Why don't cannibals eat clowns? Clowns do not populate the area in which cannibals reside

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If at first you don't succeed.... maybe skydiving isn't for you...

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "why the long face?" The owner of the horse then explains the evolution of the species and genetics. The bartender, satisfied, serves the owner a drink and gladly gives the horse water.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the cactus cross the road? It was stuck to the chickens butt.

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What do you call a guy who has sex with kids? A child molester

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What do you call a with no arms and no legs floating in the water? About to drown.

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What's black and white and red all over. An interracial suicide pact.

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How do Elmer Fudd take a shower? Without a shampoo, he's bald..

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An Englishman, Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They enjoy a few quiet drinks while watching a rugby match between Italy and France on the big screen, which is why they came into this particular bar. The Englishman hopes Italy will win, the Irishman is also supporting Italy while the Scotsman is up for France. France wins the match and the Scotsman says "Good game lads eh?" The others agree.

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umm idk what joke to write down so yea and so rate this a thumbs up! okay bc this is an awesome joke...right right right yea ik!

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Wanna hear a dirty joke? I had gay butt sex.

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What do you call a redneck in a propane store? A customer.

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? -I don't have a ferrari in my garage.

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