why was the panda sent to prison? he played a major roll in the bombing of 9-11

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roses are red, violets are blue. Barack Obama says, nice to meet you.

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What do you get when you cross a blonde with Nickelodon? You get Dora because she is allways telling you what to do.

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Why did the taxi driver kill the blond? He didn't. It's illegal to murder people in most countries.

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whats green can fly and has legs? a plane i lied about the legs

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A fat man takes a crap, it looked like something a rhino would curl out.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Doctor. Doctor who? What? No? I'm here to inform you that your child won't be coming out of that coma, I'm sorry.

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why didnt the mouse go for the cheese on the mouse trap it is proven that mice dont actually really like cheese all that much.

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if you are what you eat then you're a hamburger

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Why did the man murder his wife in cold blood? Because she was alive before he killed her.

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What's worse than Hell? The Holocaust.

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So there are two elephants in a bathtub. Elephant 1: "yo can you pass the shampoo" Elephant 2: "radio!"

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It is the conjoining of the two possible outcomes of the interstellar and post modern possibilities of the pasta sex god's niece's favorite colour after she falls off her bike whilst riding down a yellow slide after her twenty-seventh birthday when the two suns form a triangle in the night sky over the delta. Yes indeed that was good pudding.

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what did one farmer say to the other farmer we are farmers

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How are a bucket and a purple shovel alike? Coincidentally they both are registered sex offenders.

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Why did the cookie go to the doctor? It didn't, a cookie is a food, therefore it doesn't have working organs.

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Why did the teenager write a joke on here? Because after hours of surfing this website and casually laughing at herself she realized she had no life and the only way to feel happy with her self would be submitting her own to here.

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what does a blue watermelon and a cactus that looks like a penis have in common? orange ya glad i didn't say banana!

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How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Just call the fire department, they're trained for that kind of stuff

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what did one lady say to another lady? we are both ladies

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Eating chicken off a baby's ass

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You're mama's so ugly, she will most-likely never meet a compatible mate and die alone.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? This isn't a car

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What did andy say when he went down on burger nips? Welcome to the jungle

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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