what did one lady say to another lady? we are both ladies

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You're mama's so ugly, she will most-likely never meet a compatible mate and die alone.

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smug face >:}

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where can you find a monkey, a blond, and a bear? the zoo.

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What's worse than Hell? The Holocaust.

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What's red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

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How do you get a small girl of a swing ? Throw a fridge at her

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A man walks into a bar and says "Hi everybody, it's me!" So everybody turns round. But it wasn't him.

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What did the man say to the other man? You smell nice today.

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What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

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An insane individual walks into a bank and asks for $500. The teller refuses since he doesn't have an account, so the individual pulls out a gun and asks the teller again. The teller presses the silent panic button, causing the cops to show up and arrest the gunman, but not before he manages to shoot the teller and the small child standing next two counters over.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he had no arms.

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Wanna here a joke? Womens rights

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japan4.

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What did the cop say to the robber? You have the right to remain silent

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A 55-year-old white man's car is broken, so he decides to take a bus to work that morning. His bus arrives and he gets on. Then he notices the driver's a woman. He pays for his ticket, takes a seat by the window and in about an hour he gets to his office.

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What do you get when you cross Justin Bieber and One Direction? A bunch of gay pop stars.

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Why did the black man get a life sentence in prison? Because he was involved a mass stabbing in a night club London which saw 4 local teenage girls lose there lives.

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A man walks into a bar. He buys a beer, drinks it and walks out.

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You wanna hear an inside joke? That was one of them.

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lol this is the best joke ever!

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Two monkeys are having sex. They both realize they're boys.

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A black guy and a white girl are walking toward each other in a dark alley. Which one takes off his/her clothes first? The black guy as he is closer to home and therefore closer to his bathroom where he took a shower after a hard day's work.

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So three Mexicans, a black man, and 2 white men enter a room. They promptly sever their penises and jump out the window because they are all members of a strange cult.

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