Q: Why did Megan Fox cross the road? A: Because she was running from a giant Decepticon!!! Why else!!!???

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What did the midget say to the clown that was blocking the doorway? Excuse me

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go stand in a mirror look at your face that is the joke. 8- now go tell someone you will tell them a joke and do that to them this will be a fast spreading joke. jkjk this joke is so bad everybody give this alot of bad thums. ha ha i do not care

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How much stuff would a stuff muff huff if a stuff muff could huff stuff? Whole dang lotsa

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Knock knock. It's me, the ratboy genius.

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A: Knock knock. B: Who's there? A: Banana! B: Not you again..(slams door)

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Q. What's the difference between dead babies and celebrities? A. Nobody likes celebrities.

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Never mail in your wishes to a genie, he may be dyslexic.

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what the hell happened to your face

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What is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? The pizza doesn't scream when riding on a roller coaster.

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How many republicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Typically only one, though more may be required under extreme conditions.

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how many indians does it take to screw in a light bulb? one if it can reach 2 if it's high.One to screw in the bulb the other to hold the ladder.

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How do you kill a blond? You don't. If you do, you'll get reported to the cops and sent to jail.

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Your momma's so fat when she walks into a restaurant she orders salad.

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Why did the man walk into the bar? He wast thirsty.

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Why did the boy cry? Because he was mercilessly beaten by his mother.

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What came first?....the woman or the sandwich

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Why was little timmy's arm crooked His mom tried to pull his arm off.

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how do you wake lady gaga up? you hit her in the face with a frying pan

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YO MOMMA SO FAT... that it is really beginning to be an issue.

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Wanna here a joke? Womens rights

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

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Knock knock Who's there? Yolanda I do not know anyone by that name. I am sorry Oh I must be at the wrong house. My apologies. Oh, it's alright. Have a nice day You too. Take care!

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Why did Nicholas Cage cross the street? To steal the Declaration of Independence.

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Anti Joke

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