Wanna hear a dirty joke? I had gay butt sex.

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Why can't blondes change a lightbulb? Because they're women

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Why did the blonde driver crossed the red light? Because she has a good notion of physics and realized that the truck that was behind her was too fast to stop in time and if she braked there could have been an accident.

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What's the difference between a black guy and a door? Various answers are acceptable. The door has hinges, a black guy has legs, etc.

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what did one farmer say to the other farmer we are farmers

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Why was the blonde so stupid? He had dyslexia and to make fun of his hardship would truly be a hardship of human morals.

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What do you call ten black men running down the street? A race.

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Why was 15 afraid of 16? Coz 16 was bigger than him.

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What happens if someones forgets to put the 'anti' next to 'joke.' It is taken by someone else and created into an anti Joke.

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What did the guy who had cancer get for Christmas? Death.

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YO MOMMA SO FAT... that it is really beginning to be an issue.

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What did the tractor say to the cow? I'm a tractor, you're a cow, go figure.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "why the long face?" The owner of the horse then explains the evolution of the species and genetics. The bartender, satisfied, serves the owner a drink and gladly gives the horse water.

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What did the adverb say to the noun? Hopefully whale.

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What's black and white and red all over. An interracial suicide pact.

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Roses are gray violets are gray everything is gray because I'm color blind.

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Whats is pathetic and just plain sad? Gas prices these days.

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what did batman tell robin before they got into the batmobile? -let's get in the batmobile!

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Why did the mammoth cross the road? For financial reasons.

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Never mail in your wishes to a genie, he may be dyslexic.

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A man walks in to a bar. He was hospitalized and died later that day.

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Limericks are fun, I have an orange Nothing rhymes with orange crap orange

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All I want for Chrismas, the murderer of my parents to be caught.

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Ask me if I'm a duck. Are you a duck? No.

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Anti Joke

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