- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the japonese man say? Nothing that we can understand.

What the difference between a black man and a pizza? A black man is capable of feeding a family. A pizza is capable of feeding an American.

What do you call two men riding a bicycle.

Do you know the joke about the two guys who went to Paris ? Me neither.

Why did the blonde driver crossed the red light? Because she has a good notion of physics and realized that the truck that was behind her was too fast to stop in time and if she braked there could have been an accident.

Wanna hear a joke? Good, go ask a comedian.

Your mama's so old that typical places of business grant her the senior citizen discount.

Why did the man walk into the bar? He wast thirsty.

YO MOMMA SO FAT... that it is really beginning to be an issue.

What magical power enables Spongebob to talk? There is no magical power. he is a cartoon therefore making him be able to anything in anyone's wild dreams.

Wanna hear a joke? Sure. Too bad I don't have one.

Roses are gray violets are gray everything is gray because I'm color blind.

whats worse than having cancer? nothing you have cancer and should proceed to see doctor

why do women wear perfume and make-up? 'cause they're ugly and smell bad

Robin, get in the Bat-mobile!

Wanna hear a dirty joke? I had gay butt sex.

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Person 1: What's 2+2? Person 2: 4 Person 1: Oh, you already heard that one.

What is purple after you stroke it a lot? An eggplant

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

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A man walks into a bar and says "Hi everybody, it's me!" So everybody turns round. But it wasn't him.

What's the difference between shoes and a ginger? Shoes do the kicking.

What did the chicken say to the rhino? Nothing. Animals can't talk.

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