Why do undertakers wear ties? Because their profession is very serious, and it is important that their appearance has a degree of gravitas.

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Why does a black man break into a car? Because he had closed the windows and locked his keys inside.

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What did the volcano say to the other volcano? Nothing, Volcanoes are inanimate objects that do not possess the ability to speak.

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hi, im sober.

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An irishman walks out of a pub

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Punch line.

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Why did little Timmy drop his ice cream? He was hit by a bus.

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A Jew and a Nazi have dinner together...... they both immensely enjoyed the wine.

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josh- your a strange boy. liam- yes. due to by up bringing i have been exposed to unusual situations that most people do not encounter therefore affecting how i behave. Secondly the definition of normal is varying from person to person making being normal to every human being difficult to even the most capable of people. Essentialy Josh i care little for you comment. *josh was a black man who died of cancer 6 weeks after this incodent*

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who wins a race a white guy or a black guy? depends who's faster

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am i invited to party? no

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how long does it take for a black woman to shit? a couple of minutes.

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So three Mexicans, a black man, and 2 white men enter a room. They promptly sever their penises and jump out the window because they are all members of a strange cult.

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Why is the sky blue? Because when you look up at the sky, especially during the daytime, the sky is giving a bluish color.

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What's red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

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Person 1: What's 2+2? Person 2: 4 Person 1: Oh, you already heard that one.

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Q. Why did the friend say to the other friend "Your soo gay!" A. Because he was gay..

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Cole is "good" at soccer

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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Rich people gave money to charity Charity gave money to the homeless The homeless spent the money on drugs

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, Others don't.

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A man decides to go hunting in the woods with a shotgun, he is going through the woods and a bear randomly pops out of no where, knocks him down and rapes him. So the next day he came back with an even bigger shotgun and said, "i am going to kill this bear" so he goes through the woods, the bear comes out of nowhere, knocks him down and rapes him again. So he comes back the next day with and even bigger shotgun and says, " i am going to kill this bear, skin it, and eat it" so hes going through the woods and out comes the bear, knocks him down, gets real close to his face and says, "you dont come out here for the hunting do ya".

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why was the panda sent to prison? he played a major roll in the bombing of 9-11

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Why was the baby smoking? He was locked in a hot car.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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