Why does a black man break into a car? Because he had closed the windows and locked his keys inside.

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How was copper wire invented? Probably some scientist did that

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Ask me if I'm a duck. Are you a duck? No.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "why the long face?". The horse doesn't reply because horse can't talk.

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A man walks into a bar and says "Hi everybody, it's me!" So everybody turns round. But it wasn't him.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The pen was left open, and it felt slightly curious.

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What is the difference between your mother and a hooker? Gonorrhea and her father's approval.

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Roses are red, Sometimes they're thorny, When I'm around you, I get kind of Horny

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guess how...chicken pow! guess who...chicken poo! guess when...chicken pen! guess where...chicken hair! guess what...your adopted.

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I am not under the alkafluence of inkahlol. The drunker I am, the longer I get.

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josh- your a strange boy. liam- yes. due to by up bringing i have been exposed to unusual situations that most people do not encounter therefore affecting how i behave. Secondly the definition of normal is varying from person to person making being normal to every human being difficult to even the most capable of people. Essentialy Josh i care little for you comment. *josh was a black man who died of cancer 6 weeks after this incodent*

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What's the difference between a bird and a horse? - Both can fly, exept the horse.

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A man walks into a bar. He buys a beer, drinks it and walks out.

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A black guy and a white girl are walking toward each other in a dark alley. Which one takes off his/her clothes first? The black guy as he is closer to home and therefore closer to his bathroom where he took a shower after a hard day's work.

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Eating chicken off a baby's ass

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smug face >:}

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Q. What's the difference between dead babies and celebrities? A. Nobody likes celebrities.

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Guy 1: "Hey, you have some updawg on your face." Guy 2: "Oh, thanks. Did I get it?" Guy 1: "Yeah, I think so."

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hi, im sober.

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers

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What is purple after you stroke it a lot? An eggplant

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LIKE THIS!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side. Knock knock? Whos there? the Chicken.

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A man walks into a store and asks for a loaf of bread.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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