Why did the black man get a life sentence in prison? Because he was involved a mass stabbing in a night club London which saw 4 local teenage girls lose there lives.

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roses are red violets are blue some poems rhyme this one doesn't

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Why did the teenager write a joke on here? Because after hours of surfing this website and casually laughing at herself she realized she had no life and the only way to feel happy with her self would be submitting her own to here.

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When Life throws you lemons you might be hallucinating

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What did the rainbow sun say to the flower-faced elephant? "Want some tea and hamsters?" I'm addicted to acid.

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Why did Cody sit in the corner? Because his daddy didn't love him. #DaddyDoesn'tLoveYouAnymoreChair

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A black walks into a bar Because it is still around the time of segregation, they don't serve colored people

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Two muffins were sitting in an oven. The first muffin did not look over to the other one and did not talk to it because muffins are objects and do not have the ability to communicate.

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what did the blind santa say to the jewish child jewish people don't believe in santa...awkward.

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An Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They have a few drinks, then go to a club, where they amuse each other and those around them by completely slurring their words in their already very strong regional accents. Then they get a taxi back to the house of the Englishman as he lives nearest, and stay the night. The next morning, the Scotsman and the Irishmen walk home as they are still hungover and do not wish to risk driving.

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It is the conjoining of the two possible outcomes of the interstellar and post modern possibilities of the pasta sex god's niece's favorite colour after she falls off her bike whilst riding down a yellow slide after her twenty-seventh birthday when the two suns form a triangle in the night sky over the delta. Yes indeed that was good pudding.

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LIKE THIS!

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Q:I finished my Homework A:thats what she said

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A man walks into a bar and says "Hi everybody, it's me!" So everybody turns round. But it wasn't him.

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roses are red, violets are blue, i have a gun, shut the **** up.

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How did the black guy cross the street? He jumped it.

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How many lesbians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One, but she had a very muscular vagina.

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Asian: what time is it? other person: time for you to open your eyes.

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Rich people gave money to charity Charity gave money to the homeless The homeless spent the money on drugs

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A Jew and a Nazi have dinner together...... they both immensely enjoyed the wine.

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What did the little boy get for Christmas? Nothing. He's Jewish.

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Why's the sun red? It's not it's orange.........retard

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Why did the taxi driver kill the blond? He didn't. It's illegal to murder people in most countries.

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why does crazy george spin a ball on his fingers well? because he has a huge dingo

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