Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

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How do you see a black man in the dark? You dont

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What's the best part about having sex with twenty-six year olds? They're of legal age to give consent.

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers

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i did not type this on 12/23/11 at 8:49:47

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What's the difference between shoes and a ginger? Shoes do the kicking.

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What's worse than finding ten babies nailed to a tree? One baby nailed to ten trees

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Always bring food to the zoo. It's not the animals who placed the signs not to feed them.

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Why did girl cry? Because she recently saw the messy demise of her parent's marriage.

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What's brown and sticky? Poop.

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how are a plum and a rabbit the same? they are both purple except the rabbit

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Why don't cannibals eat clowns? Clowns do not populate the area in which cannibals reside

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the world flooded and everybody died how did they die? the all fell into lava!

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What do you call something you should prepare yourself for when having sex with a prostitute? A.I.D.S

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says "why the long face." the horse says "my wife has terminal cancer."

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What makes women so mystifying and beautiful? Tits.

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poop.

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A man walks into a bar and says "Hi everybody, it's me!" So everybody turns round. But it wasn't him.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it's a chicken and it doesn't know any better. It probably doesn't know where it is much less where it's going.

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Wanna hear a joke? Good, go ask a comedian.

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A man walks into a bar. He says, "Ow, that really hurt."

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Knock Knock Who's there? Can people stop posting grammatically incorrect jokes on here. Half of the sentences do not make sense.

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Roses are red violets are blue poems don't have to rhyme..... Refrigerator

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