Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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A man walks into a store and asks for a loaf of bread.

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What's better than finding a worm in your apple? -The Holocaust

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roses are red violets are blue some poems rhyme this one doesn't

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Why did girl cry? Because she recently saw the messy demise of her parent's marriage.

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An Englishman, Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They enjoy a few quiet drinks while watching a rugby match between Italy and France on the big screen, which is why they came into this particular bar. The Englishman hopes Italy will win, the Irishman is also supporting Italy while the Scotsman is up for France. France wins the match and the Scotsman says "Good game lads eh?" The others agree.

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What did the japonese man say? Nothing that we can understand.

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Yo mama's so fat that I make Yo Mama jokes about her!!

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What happened to the prisoner who dropped the soap while in the shower with other men? Another prisoner picked up and gave it to him and finished showering and felt squeaky clean.

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what's blue and white and red all over? -nothing the "red all over" part implies a contradiction to blue and white.

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A married man takes the ring off his finger.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

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poop.

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How do you see a black man in the dark? You dont

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What's red, blue, green, yellow, pink, purple, orange, teal, light green, brown, black and white? Colours, except for black and white, for they are the absence and amalgam of all colours, respectively.

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers

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What's the difference between shoes and a ginger? Shoes do the kicking.

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Why did the man walk into the bar? He wast thirsty.

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Always bring food to the zoo. It's not the animals who placed the signs not to feed them.

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Why don't cannibals eat clowns? Clowns do not populate the area in which cannibals reside

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What do you call something you should prepare yourself for when having sex with a prostitute? A.I.D.S

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Two monkeys are having sex. They both realize they're boys.

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a guy who can fly walks up a hill and jumps off a cliff. his flying power fails him and he dies on impact

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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