Robin, get in the Bat-mobile!

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Why was the manspenis big Cause he was a lucky bastard

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What's 2+2? It's certainly not 1.

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where can you find a monkey, a blond, and a bear? the zoo.

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What's worse than Hell? The Holocaust.

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How do you divide 2574 by 23.5 WIth a calculator

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Patient: Doctor, will I be able to play the piano when my arm heals? Doctor: Did I not tell you? You insurance didn't cover the cost of this operation. Your arm is never going to be healed!

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A married man takes the ring off his finger.

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Person 1: What's 2+2? Person 2: 4 Person 1: Oh, you already heard that one.

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Why is 6 scared of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

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What did the chicken say to the rhino? Nothing. Animals can't talk.

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whats worse than 10 babies in a mail box 1 baby in 10 mail boxes

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japan4.

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A guy walks into a bar. Ouch

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You wanna hear an inside joke? That was one of them.

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Why did the cookie go to the hospital? Leukemia

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I once looked at a hedge that had the same colour leaves as all of the other hedges in that particular area.

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a black guy walks into a bar and the bartender says "get out of here, whites only" this joke takes place in the 1950's when african americans were discriminated against

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Whats the difference between and anti joke and a joke? There two different things.

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umm idk what joke to write down so yea and so rate this a thumbs up! okay bc this is an awesome joke...right right right yea ik!

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There are two muffins in the oven. One muffin says to the other "phew it's kinda hot in here" the other muffin says "AWW a talking muffin!"

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A man walks into a bar, he is immediately rushed to the emergency room

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Why'd I have sex with your mom? I'm your father and I love your mother very much

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What's the difference between a black guy and a door? Various answers are acceptable. The door has hinges, a black guy has legs, etc.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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