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Why wouldn't the girl clean her room? She was paralyzed.

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Why did the blonde driver crossed the red light? Because she has a good notion of physics and realized that the truck that was behind her was too fast to stop in time and if she braked there could have been an accident.

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What did zero say to ten? I see you found someone

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My mom told me about a funnel they make for women now that they can use to pee standing up. I told her it was a ploy to promote feminism.

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What do you call ten black men running down the street? A race.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it's a chicken and it doesn't know any better. It probably doesn't know where it is much less where it's going.

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Did you hear about the blonde who jumped out off a bridge? She was clinically depressed and took her own life because of her terribly low self-esteem.

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Hey buddy what's up? I justed wanted to know if you wanted to hang out tonight. Just call me and tell me what you wanna do. Ok that's it see ya. Oh yeah! I gave your mom an STD...sorry dude...it just happened. I hope your dad isn't mad. Again, really sorry. Ok bye.

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YO MOMMA SO FAT... that it is really beginning to be an issue.

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-Is Michael Jackson dead? - HELL YEAH HE'S DEAD!!

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I once looked at a hedge that had the same colour leaves as all of the other hedges in that particular area.

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Roses are gray violets are gray everything is gray because I'm color blind.

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What do you call it when a homosexual from spain is forced to have sex with a 400 pound black man? Rape

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Invisible Television.

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when i walk in the living room this is what i see... Luci's big eyes are stairing at me! (Luci is a dog) (Pita is a cat) I start a hissing and a scratchin and i ain't affrid to bite her, bite her, bite her, I"M PITA AND I KNOW IT!!!

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What is purple after you stroke it a lot? An eggplant

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What did andy say when he went down on burger nips? Welcome to the jungle

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Why is 6 scared of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

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What's the difference between shoes and a ginger? Shoes do the kicking.

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roses are red violets are blue some poems rhyme this one doesn't

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a blind man walks into a bar it hurt.

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms.

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