What's the difference between a duck? An armchair, because a vest has no sleeves.

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Q:How many mexicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A:Just Juan.

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So there are two elephants in a bathtub. Elephant 1: "yo can you pass the shampoo" Elephant 2: "radio!"

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Why does a black man break into a car? Because he had closed the windows and locked his keys inside.

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Take My Wife- Because as it stands, I'm having frequent, toe-curling, unprotected sex with your wife. And that just doesnt seem fair.

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Q. Why did the friend say to the other friend "Your soo gay!" A. Because he was gay..

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hi, im sober.

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What do you call two men riding a bicycle.

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What is the difference between your mother and a hooker? Gonorrhea and her father's approval.

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What is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? The pizza doesn't scream when riding on a roller coaster.

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japan4.

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A 55-year-old white man's car is broken, so he decides to take a bus to work that morning. His bus arrives and he gets on. Then he notices the driver's a woman. He pays for his ticket, takes a seat by the window and in about an hour he gets to his office.

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why was the panda sent to prison? he played a major roll in the bombing of 9-11

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A man walks into a bar. He buys a beer, drinks it and walks out.

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hi.... bonjour... hola... DOOO YOUUUU UNDERSTANDDD MEEE !!!!!!!!!!!

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lol this is the best joke ever!

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why does crazy george spin a ball on his fingers well? because he has a huge dingo

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Isn't it funny that we think it's totally normal for females to not have penises but for literally EVERY OTHER group of people, it's weird and not ok double standard?

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a dog walk into a landmine, he exploded.

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Two muffins were sitting in an oven. The first muffin did not look over to the other one and did not talk to it because muffins are objects and do not have the ability to communicate.

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Why is the sky blue? Because when you look up at the sky, especially during the daytime, the sky is giving a bluish color.

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Why was the manspenis big Cause he was a lucky bastard

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where can you find a monkey, a blond, and a bear? the zoo.

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What do you do when you come across a tiger in the jungle? Wipe it off and apologize.

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