- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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did you know that Hellen Keller had a tree house? "no" she didn't know either.

Why did the mammoth cross the road? For financial reasons.

where can you find a monkey, a blond, and a bear? the zoo.

What do you do when you come across a tiger in the jungle? Wipe it off and apologize.

So there are two elephants in a bathtub. Elephant 1: "yo can you pass the shampoo" Elephant 2: "radio!"

Why do undertakers wear ties? Because their profession is very serious, and it is important that their appearance has a degree of gravitas.

What's red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

Why couldn't the Hispanic guy become a firefighter? Because the fire chief was racist.

What's the difference between a black guy and a door? Various answers are acceptable. The door has hinges, a black guy has legs, etc.

Punch line.

An irishman walks out of a pub

Asian: what time is it? other person: time for you to open your eyes.

Why did little Timmy drop his ice cream? He was hit by a bus.

A 55-year-old white man's car is broken, so he decides to take a bus to work that morning. His bus arrives and he gets on. Then he notices the driver's a woman. He pays for his ticket, takes a seat by the window and in about an hour he gets to his office.

Why did the cookie go to the doctor? It didn't, a cookie is a food, therefore it doesn't have working organs.

Why did the mans nuts itch he had crabs

how are a plum and a rabbit the same? they are both purple except the rabbit

''Wanna hear a joke?'' ''Sure'' ''a joke''

A man walks into a bar. He buys a beer, drinks it and walks out.

How did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

So a man is shopping on black Friday...

You wanna hear an inside joke? That was one of them.

Why did the taxi driver kill the blond? He didn't. It's illegal to murder people in most countries.

I once looked at a hedge that had the same colour leaves as all of the other hedges in that particular area.

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