how long does it take for a black woman to shit? a couple of minutes.

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lol this is the best joke ever!

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How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Just call the fire department, they're trained for that kind of stuff

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Knock Knock Who's there? Doctor. Doctor who? What? No? I'm here to inform you that your child won't be coming out of that coma, I'm sorry.

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why do women wear perfume and make-up? 'cause they're ugly and smell bad

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Why is the sky blue? Because when you look up at the sky, especially during the daytime, the sky is giving a bluish color.

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What's the difference between a duck? An armchair, because a vest has no sleeves.

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How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

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What kind of party doesn't have cake? The Nazi Party.

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What did the volcano say to the other volcano? Nothing, Volcanoes are inanimate objects that do not possess the ability to speak.

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Q. Why did the friend say to the other friend "Your soo gay!" A. Because he was gay..

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The pen was left open, and it felt slightly curious.

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What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

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An irishman walks out of a pub

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Man: Docter it hurts when i touch my legs! Docter: yeah you have two shattered knee caps youll never walk again.

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why did the boy drop his ice cream? he tripped over his mother's dead body

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Whats pink and looked like an angry bulldog? Your moms vagina last night

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, Others don't.

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How are a bucket and a purple shovel alike? Coincidentally they both are registered sex offenders.

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Why did the cookie go to the doctor? It didn't, a cookie is a food, therefore it doesn't have working organs.

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Why did the teenager write a joke on here? Because after hours of surfing this website and casually laughing at herself she realized she had no life and the only way to feel happy with her self would be submitting her own to here.

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am i invited to party? no

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Why's the sun red? It's not it's orange.........retard

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A fat man takes a crap, it looked like something a rhino would curl out.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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