Why did the girl drown? Well, the girl probably did drown because she was within the ages of 3-5 years old, and she probably had a physical incapapbilty and she could not swim so her parents didn't save her.

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Never mail in your wishes to a genie, he may be dyslexic.

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A man walks into a bar, he is immediately rushed to the emergency room

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What do you call a Mexican jumping fences? A really good athlete.

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Invisible Television.

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How do you get a small girl of a swing ? Throw a fridge at her

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Anti-Joke.com Best thing since something better that preceded it.

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Why wouldn't the girl clean her room? She was paralyzed.

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What did zero say to ten? I see you found someone

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Why did the blonde driver crossed the red light? Because she has a good notion of physics and realized that the truck that was behind her was too fast to stop in time and if she braked there could have been an accident.

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My mom told me about a funnel they make for women now that they can use to pee standing up. I told her it was a ploy to promote feminism.

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What do you call ten black men running down the street? A race.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it's a chicken and it doesn't know any better. It probably doesn't know where it is much less where it's going.

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japan4.

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-Is Michael Jackson dead? - HELL YEAH HE'S DEAD!!

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YO MOMMA SO FAT... that it is really beginning to be an issue.

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What happened to the blind man who went skydiving? Nothing but the dog was unlucky.The dog kept squirming and he thought he hadnt gone down the cliff yet and said "ok fine dont come with me!".The dog didnt survive. :'(

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What do you call it when a homosexual from spain is forced to have sex with a 400 pound black man? Rape

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Q: why did the girl fall off the swing?? A: because she had no arms or legs.

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when i walk in the living room this is what i see... Luci's big eyes are stairing at me! (Luci is a dog) (Pita is a cat) I start a hissing and a scratchin and i ain't affrid to bite her, bite her, bite her, I"M PITA AND I KNOW IT!!!

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What is purple after you stroke it a lot? An eggplant

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What did andy say when he went down on burger nips? Welcome to the jungle

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Q.) What did the boy do when he got home? A.) He repeatedly cried due to the large amount of bullying he faced at school. He had constantly tried to contact his parents and teachers for help yet no one would listen. The boy was found dead in his room the next day. Poor kid.

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers

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