why did Stevie Wonder run a stop sign? he was changing his CD's and missed it.

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Why didn't Hitler drink whiskey? Because it made him mean.

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Why did the blonde driver crossed the red light? Because she has a good notion of physics and realized that the truck that was behind her was too fast to stop in time and if she braked there could have been an accident.

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An insane individual walks into a bank and asks for $500. The teller refuses since he doesn't have an account, so the individual pulls out a gun and asks the teller again. The teller presses the silent panic button, causing the cops to show up and arrest the gunman, but not before he manages to shoot the teller and the small child standing next two counters over.

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When life gets you down, make a comforter.

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Why is Jem no longer a cartoon? Because they all died from toxic hairspray.

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Womens rights

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Why did the cookie go to the doctor? It didn't, a cookie is a food, therefore it doesn't have working organs.

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Snapple fact #572: You're a terrible person.

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What did the chicken say to the rhino? Nothing. Animals can't talk.

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Ted Haggard.

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why was the panda sent to prison? he played a major roll in the bombing of 9-11

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? The answer is not definitive and involves several factors including the size of the woodchuck, the woodchuck's teeth, the climate in which that woodchuck lives, and the tenacity of that particular woodchuck at achieving his goal.

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Girls go to college to get more knowledge. Boys go to Jupiter because they're already smart enough to achieve interplanetary space travel.

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Why did the black guy punch the Mexican guy? Because they were in a fight.

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Your mama's so old that typical places of business grant her the senior citizen discount.

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What's worst than getting glass stuck in your foot? Rubbing lotion on a fork.

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What came first?....the woman or the sandwich

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whats green can fly and has legs? a plane i lied about the legs

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what does a blue watermelon and a cactus that looks like a penis have in common? orange ya glad i didn't say banana!

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YO MOMMA SO FAT... that it is really beginning to be an issue.

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What did the rainbow sun say to the flower-faced elephant? "Want some tea and hamsters?" I'm addicted to acid.

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why do women wear perfume and make-up? 'cause they're ugly and smell bad

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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