What happen to the ginger after he posted a joke? He was put in jail for 6 months, and analy raped in prision!

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A three legged dog walks into the bar and says, " I'm lookin' for the man that shot my paw." The bartender replies, "Your father was an honorable man, and I wish I could help."

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Eating chicken off a baby's ass

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What's the difference between a duck? An armchair, because a vest has no sleeves.

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Why was the man sad after mowing is lawn? He ran over his dog.

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers

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How do you see a black man in the dark? You dont

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Why did little Timmy drop his ice cream? He was hit by a bus.

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? The answer is not definitive and involves several factors including the size of the woodchuck, the woodchuck's teeth, the climate in which that woodchuck lives, and the tenacity of that particular woodchuck at achieving his goal.

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Why did the mans nuts itch he had crabs

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Q : Why was the little girl crying? A : Because she tripped and hurt her knee.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Grass is green, Trees are brown.

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What did the rainbow sun say to the flower-faced elephant? "Want some tea and hamsters?" I'm addicted to acid.

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I once looked at a hedge that had the same colour leaves as all of the other hedges in that particular area.

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why do women wear perfume and make-up? 'cause they're ugly and smell bad

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GIVE

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How you learn to juggle? You ask someone for their balls.

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where can you find a monkey, a blond, and a bear? the zoo.

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What's worse than Hell? The Holocaust.

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It is the conjoining of the two possible outcomes of the interstellar and post modern possibilities of the pasta sex god's niece's favorite colour after she falls off her bike whilst riding down a yellow slide after her twenty-seventh birthday when the two suns form a triangle in the night sky over the delta. Yes indeed that was good pudding.

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hi, im sober.

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LIKE THIS!

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Why wouldn't the girl clean her room? She was paralyzed.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side. Knock knock? Whos there? the Chicken.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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