Why was the blonde so stupid? He had dyslexia and to make fun of his hardship would truly be a hardship of human morals.

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What did the Leah say to the Pawneez? AWWWW YEAHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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why did the child go to school? Because he wants to succeed in life

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Why did the koala bear fall out of the tree? Because it's dead.

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4 on three... 1, 2, 3, 4!

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why was the panda sent to prison? he played a major roll in the bombing of 9-11

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Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but he had already had one earlier. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free taco.

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Why mommy upset cause wet and sticky make mommy upset

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What did the little boy get for Christmas? Nothing. He's Jewish.

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What do you call something you should prepare yourself for when having sex with a prostitute? A.I.D.S

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So three Mexicans, a black man, and 2 white men enter a room. They promptly sever their penises and jump out the window because they are all members of a strange cult.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Grass is green, Trees are brown.

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Isn't it funny that we think it's totally normal for females to not have penises but for literally EVERY OTHER group of people, it's weird and not ok double standard?

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what did one lady say to another lady? we are both ladies

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A black walks into a bar Because it is still around the time of segregation, they don't serve colored people

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Person A: Hey! Whats up? Person B: Suicide rates...

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What did the prisoner receive on his 44th birthday? Well obviously all mail in prisons is checked, but nothing dangerous was found. He received a book on different types of steam engines (he is a railway fan), some chocolate (galaxy caramel, which is his favourite), a crossword challenge book (he gets bored in his cell) and the anti joke book.

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You're mama's so ugly, she will most-likely never meet a compatible mate and die alone.

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Guy 1: So who did you have sex with? Guy 2: I was Fucking Austria. Guy 1: What do you mean? Guy 2: Look it up.

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what does the pope have against homosexuals a whip

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Your mom is so ugly, she buys groceries at the grocery store.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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A man walks into a store and asks for a loaf of bread.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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