What's the difference between a duck? An armchair, because a vest has no sleeves.

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How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

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What kind of party doesn't have cake? The Nazi Party.

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Q. Why did the friend say to the other friend "Your soo gay!" A. Because he was gay..

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What did the volcano say to the other volcano? Nothing, Volcanoes are inanimate objects that do not possess the ability to speak.

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Why couldn't the Hispanic guy become a firefighter? Because the fire chief was racist.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The pen was left open, and it felt slightly curious.

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What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

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An irishman walks out of a pub

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Whats pink and looked like an angry bulldog? Your moms vagina last night

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, Others don't.

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How are a bucket and a purple shovel alike? Coincidentally they both are registered sex offenders.

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Why did the cookie go to the doctor? It didn't, a cookie is a food, therefore it doesn't have working organs.

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am i invited to party? no

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Why's the sun red? It's not it's orange.........retard

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A fat man takes a crap, it looked like something a rhino would curl out.

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Roses are gray violets are gray everything is gray because I'm color blind.

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Two muffins were sitting in an oven. The first muffin did not look over to the other one and did not talk to it because muffins are objects and do not have the ability to communicate.

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Why can't blondes change a lightbulb? Because they're women

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What did zero say to ten? I see you found someone

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What's the difference between shoes and a ginger? Shoes do the kicking.

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why did the boy drop his ice cream? he tripped over his mother's dead body

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How many lesbians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One, but she had a very muscular vagina.

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A Jew and a Nazi have dinner together...... they both immensely enjoyed the wine.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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