Every 60 seconds in Africa, a minute passes.

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Why did Nicholas Cage cross the street? To steal the Declaration of Independence.

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why did the puppy have a sticky tongue? because its owner was abusive and made the puppy lick peanut butter from his balls

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What do you call it when a homosexual from spain is forced to have sex with a 400 pound black man? Rape

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make me a sandwich!

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Never mail in your wishes to a genie, he may be dyslexic.

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A man walks into a bar, he is immediately rushed to the emergency room

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What did andy say when he went down on burger nips? Welcome to the jungle

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What's the best part about having sex with twenty-six year olds? They're of legal age to give consent.

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An irishman walks out of a pub

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A man walks into a store and asks for a loaf of bread.

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How did the black guy cross the street? He jumped it.

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Q: What comes after 8? A: 9

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What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? Their names, if you know them. If not just say "excuse me"

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Whats pink and looked like an angry bulldog? Your moms vagina last night

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roses are red violets are blue some poems rhyme this one doesn't

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Why dont we just make fun of both? *mexican music plays*

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why does crazy george spin a ball on his fingers well? because he has a huge dingo

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who wins a race a white guy or a black guy? depends who's faster

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I once looked at a hedge that had the same colour leaves as all of the other hedges in that particular area.

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a black guy walks into a bar and the bartender says "get out of here, whites only" this joke takes place in the 1950's when african americans were discriminated against

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how much blow can charlie sheen hold up his nose? enough to kill Two and A Half Men

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Robin, get in the Bat-mobile!

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Q: why did the girl fall off the swing?? A: because she had no arms or legs.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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