What's worst than getting glass stuck in your foot? Rubbing lotion on a fork.

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A: Knock Knock. B: ... A: Knock Knock. B: ... A: I guess nobody's home. (leaves.)

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Hey guess what an antijoke is. What? a joke Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The pig walks up to the buture the' The buture sloters him!

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a guy who can fly walks up a hill and jumps off a cliff. his flying power fails him and he dies on impact

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a dog walk into a landmine, he exploded.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't because he lives in a chicken coop and has never even seen a road.

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make me a sandwich!

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What's the difference between mw2 and mw3? Nothing

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The sun was burning as the Elephant offered the mouse to walk between the sun and the mouse so the mouse could get some shade. Mouse: Lets switch places so you can have some shade too! Elephant: Good idea! Just then unexpectedly the elephant slipped on a banana peel and tilted towards the mouse. Squish. Moral: The reason they never tell kids the full story... for real.. honest...

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someone called a frog a frog

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Hey man how was your trip? great!!! It blew my mind

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Why couldn't the old man play the piano? His arthritis caused him great pain.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The pen was left open, and it felt slightly curious.

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What is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? The pizza doesn't scream when riding on a roller coaster.

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How did Hellen Keller's parents punish her? They sent her to her room.

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ey can i pick your scabs plzz

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Q. What's silver and cries? A. Someone who's been stabbed while wearing a suit of armour.

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Your mother is so fat the she is clinically obese.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Can people stop posting grammatically incorrect jokes on here. Half of the sentences do not make sense.

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How do you kill a blonde? A gun, knife, there are a number of ways really...

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Johnny has 30 pints of ice cream. He eats 25 pints. What does Johnny have? Diabetes. Johnny has diabetes.

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What did Jack give Jill for Christmas? Herpes.

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what did one lady say to another lady? we are both ladies

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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