A homeless guy on the brink of starvation found one dollar lying on the street. He took it and bought a lottery ticket at the local drugstore. God was looking down on him with pity that day and decided that day that he would no longer be a vagabond. The next day, the homeless man won the lottery jackpot, worth 100 million dollars. He declared that on that day, he was the luckiest and happiest man alive. He then woke up in a pile trash.

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why was the panda sent to prison? he played a major roll in the bombing of 9-11

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There once was a man named Joe. Joe had AIDS, and killed all his friends and family The End, now go back to bed, pussy

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How do you make a man sad? By drowning him in a Bede.

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Why don't cannibals eat clowns? Clowns do not populate the area in which cannibals reside

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Always bring food to the zoo. It's not the animals who placed the signs not to feed them.

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A man walks into a bar. He buys a beer, drinks it and walks out.

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what did the 35 year old man say when he walked in his home last night? Nothing, he started crying because he saw that someone had viciously killed his guinea pig.

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A fat man takes a crap, it looked like something a rhino would curl out.

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Isn't it funny that we think it's totally normal for females to not have penises but for literally EVERY OTHER group of people, it's weird and not ok double standard?

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I was dropped on my head as a baby, kjhgfiehcgbfbjebfiuheggfcug

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Eating chicken off a baby's ass

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Rose is Red Violet Blew Mustard is in Clue … What about Moni-… ahhh my eye!

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Why was the little Jewish girl sad? Because neo-Nazis killed her family.

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where can you find a monkey, a blond, and a bear? the zoo.

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What's worse than Hell? The Holocaust.

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knock knock who's there? Kallie Kallie who? sorry, wrong house

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Why do undertakers wear ties? Because their profession is very serious, and it is important that their appearance has a degree of gravitas.

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How do you get a small girl of a swing ? Throw a fridge at her

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Dislike this!!!!!!

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What did the volcano say to the other volcano? Nothing, Volcanoes are inanimate objects that do not possess the ability to speak.

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How many perverts does it take to screw a lightbulb?

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Q:I finished my Homework A:thats what she said

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why did the guy drop his umbrella........ because he was getting raped.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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