Always bring food to the zoo. It's not the animals who placed the signs not to feed them.

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Why don't cannibals eat clowns? Clowns do not populate the area in which cannibals reside

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A man walks into a bar. He buys a beer, drinks it and walks out.

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what did the 35 year old man say when he walked in his home last night? Nothing, he started crying because he saw that someone had viciously killed his guinea pig.

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A fat man takes a crap, it looked like something a rhino would curl out.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I was dropped on my head as a baby, kjhgfiehcgbfbjebfiuheggfcug

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Eating chicken off a baby's ass

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Rose is Red Violet Blew Mustard is in Clue … What about Moni-… ahhh my eye!

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Why was the little Jewish girl sad? Because neo-Nazis killed her family.

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where can you find a monkey, a blond, and a bear? the zoo.

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What's worse than Hell? The Holocaust.

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Why do undertakers wear ties? Because their profession is very serious, and it is important that their appearance has a degree of gravitas.

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Why does a black man break into a car? Because he had closed the windows and locked his keys inside.

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How do you get a small girl of a swing ? Throw a fridge at her

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Dislike this!!!!!!

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What did the volcano say to the other volcano? Nothing, Volcanoes are inanimate objects that do not possess the ability to speak.

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What is purple after you stroke it a lot? An eggplant

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How many perverts does it take to screw a lightbulb?

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Q:I finished my Homework A:thats what she said

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roses are red, violets are blue, i have a gun, shut the **** up.

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Roses are red, Sometimes they're thorny, When I'm around you, I get kind of Horny

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how long does it take for a black woman to poop? depending on what she ate, about 5 to 10 minutes

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Girls go to college to get more knowledge. Boys go to Jupiter because they're already smart enough to achieve interplanetary space travel.

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why did Sarah fall off the swing? because she had no arms. Knock knock! who's there? not Sarah.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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