A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says "why the long face." the horse says "my wife has terminal cancer."

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You're mama's so ugly, she will most-likely never meet a compatible mate and die alone.

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smug face >:}

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Guy 1: "Hey, you have some updawg on your face." Guy 2: "Oh, thanks. Did I get it?" Guy 1: "Yeah, I think so."

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What's red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

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Why do undertakers wear ties? Because their profession is very serious, and it is important that their appearance has a degree of gravitas.

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How do you get a small girl of a swing ? Throw a fridge at her

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What is purple after you stroke it a lot? An eggplant

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A man walks into a bar and says "Hi everybody, it's me!" So everybody turns round. But it wasn't him.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The pen was left open, and it felt slightly curious.

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Roses are red, Sometimes they're thorny, When I'm around you, I get kind of Horny

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Q: What did Micheal Jackson Say to the boys? A: He can't speak because he's dead.

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I am not under the alkafluence of inkahlol. The drunker I am, the longer I get.

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Whats the difference between a jew and a boy scout boy scouts come back from camp

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Why did the cookie go to the doctor? It didn't, a cookie is a food, therefore it doesn't have working organs.

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josh- your a strange boy. liam- yes. due to by up bringing i have been exposed to unusual situations that most people do not encounter therefore affecting how i behave. Secondly the definition of normal is varying from person to person making being normal to every human being difficult to even the most capable of people. Essentialy Josh i care little for you comment. *josh was a black man who died of cancer 6 weeks after this incodent*

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So a man is shopping on black Friday...

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Women's rights.

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A black guy and a white girl are walking toward each other in a dark alley. Which one takes off his/her clothes first? The black guy as he is closer to home and therefore closer to his bathroom where he took a shower after a hard day's work.

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Isn't it funny that we think it's totally normal for females to not have penises but for literally EVERY OTHER group of people, it's weird and not ok double standard?

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I once looked at a hedge that had the same colour leaves as all of the other hedges in that particular area.

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what did the blind santa say to the jewish child jewish people don't believe in santa...awkward.

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Eating chicken off a baby's ass

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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