Why does a black man break into a car? Because he had closed the windows and locked his keys inside.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The pen was left open, and it felt slightly curious.

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Why wouldn't the girl clean her room? She was paralyzed.

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Roses are red, Sometimes they're thorny, When I'm around you, I get kind of Horny

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What's 8 inches long and makes my girlfriend cry when I put it in her mouth? Her miscarriage

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he had no arms.

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whats the problem with black and mexican jokes? once youve heard juan youve heard jamal

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead.

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elliot forsythe is a paedo

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Girls go to college to get more knowledge. Boys go to Jupiter because they're already smart enough to achieve interplanetary space travel.

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Q: How did Muhamid Ali ( casius clay ) get a black eye? A: He was born

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There once was a man named Joe. Joe had AIDS, and killed all his friends and family The End, now go back to bed, pussy

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What's worst than getting glass stuck in your foot? Rubbing lotion on a fork.

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wanna hear a joke? katie chandler

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Knock Knock Who's there? Can people stop posting grammatically incorrect jokes on here. Half of the sentences do not make sense.

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A fat man takes a crap, it looked like something a rhino would curl out.

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How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Just call the fire department, they're trained for that kind of stuff

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What's 2+2? It's certainly not 1.

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Guy 1: "Hey, you have some updawg on your face." Guy 2: "Oh, thanks. Did I get it?" Guy 1: "Yeah, I think so."

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A guy and a girl had sex, it was casual.

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Ask me if I'm a duck. Are you a duck? No.

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What is purple after you stroke it a lot? An eggplant

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why did the guy drop his umbrella........ because he was getting raped.

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Why were the babies used for target practice? Hitler demanded the Nazis to do so.

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Anti Joke

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