this site is funny.

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When life gives you oranges, make lemonade.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the cactus cross the road? It was stuck to the chickens butt.

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Roses are red violets are blue poems don't have to rhyme..... Refrigerator

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Why did the cookie go to the hospital? Leukemia

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I once looked at a hedge that had the same colour leaves as all of the other hedges in that particular area.

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Q: What do you call a black person that flies planes? A: A pilot you racist

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whats forever alone me

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There are two muffins in the oven. One muffin says to the other "phew it's kinda hot in here" the other muffin says "AWW a talking muffin!"

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Rose is Red Violet Blew Mustard is in Clue … What about Moni-… ahhh my eye!

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Q:How many mexicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A:Just Juan.

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A man walks into a bar, he is immediately rushed to the emergency room

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A married man takes the ring off his finger.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "How'd you open the door?"

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Q: How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? A: One, possibly two if the lightbulb is high up and someone has to hold the ladder.

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What do you call a horse with no eyes? A horse with no eyes.

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Why wouldn't the girl clean her room? She was paralyzed.

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why did Stevie Wonder run a stop sign? he was changing his CD's and missed it.

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Always bring food to the zoo. It's not the animals who placed the signs not to feed them.

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Did you hear about the blonde who jumped out off a bridge? She was clinically depressed and took her own life because of her terribly low self-esteem.

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What did the rock say to the other rock? It didnt

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why does crazy george spin a ball on his fingers well? because he has a huge dingo

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Why don't cannibals eat clowns? Clowns do not populate the area in which cannibals reside

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A guy walks into a bar. Ouch

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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