knock knock who's there? Kallie Kallie who? sorry, wrong house

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what's blue and white and red all over? -nothing the "red all over" part implies a contradiction to blue and white.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have cancer."

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When life gets you down, make a comforter.

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A 55-year-old white man's car is broken, so he decides to take a bus to work that morning. His bus arrives and he gets on. Then he notices the driver's a woman. He pays for his ticket, takes a seat by the window and in about an hour he gets to his office.

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How are a bucket and a purple shovel alike? Coincidentally they both are registered sex offenders.

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Girls go to college to get more knowledge. Boys go to Jupiter because they're already smart enough to achieve interplanetary space travel.

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roses are red, violets are blue. Barack Obama says, nice to meet you.

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Hey buddy what's up? I justed wanted to know if you wanted to hang out tonight. Just call me and tell me what you wanna do. Ok that's it see ya. Oh yeah! I gave your mom an STD...sorry dude...it just happened. I hope your dad isn't mad. Again, really sorry. Ok bye.

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What did the rock say to the other rock? It didnt

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lol this is the best joke ever!

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Q. What's the difference between dead babies and celebrities? A. Nobody likes celebrities.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "How'd you open the door?"

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It is the conjoining of the two possible outcomes of the interstellar and post modern possibilities of the pasta sex god's niece's favorite colour after she falls off her bike whilst riding down a yellow slide after her twenty-seventh birthday when the two suns form a triangle in the night sky over the delta. Yes indeed that was good pudding.

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What did andy say when he went down on burger nips? Welcome to the jungle

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What do you call a black person with a million dollars? A millionaire.

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i did not type this on 12/23/11 at 8:49:47

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My mom told me about a funnel they make for women now that they can use to pee standing up. I told her it was a ploy to promote feminism.

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Why were the babies used for target practice? Hitler demanded the Nazis to do so.

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Why did the blonde driver crossed the red light? Because she has a good notion of physics and realized that the truck that was behind her was too fast to stop in time and if she braked there could have been an accident.

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Wanna hear a joke? Good, go ask a comedian.

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Hey, I just met you and i am crazy, but? here's my room key let's make a baby.

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Snapple fact #572: You're a terrible person.

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