- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I was dropped on my head as a baby, kjhgfiehcgbfbjebfiuheggfcug

I once looked at a hedge that had the same colour leaves as all of the other hedges in that particular area.

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says "why the long face." the horse says "my wife has terminal cancer."

You're mama's so ugly, she will most-likely never meet a compatible mate and die alone.

Q:How many mexicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A:Just Juan.

What's red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

Why does a black man break into a car? Because he had closed the windows and locked his keys inside.

How was copper wire invented? Probably some scientist did that

Ask me if I'm a duck. Are you a duck? No.

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "why the long face?". The horse doesn't reply because horse can't talk.

A man walks into a bar and says "Hi everybody, it's me!" So everybody turns round. But it wasn't him.

What is the difference between your mother and a hooker? Gonorrhea and her father's approval.

Roses are red, Sometimes they're thorny, When I'm around you, I get kind of Horny

guess how...chicken pow! guess who...chicken poo! guess when...chicken pen! guess where...chicken hair! guess what...your adopted.

I am not under the alkafluence of inkahlol. The drunker I am, the longer I get.

What's the difference between a bird and a horse? - Both can fly, exept the horse.

A man walks into a bar. He buys a beer, drinks it and walks out.

Women's rights.

A black guy and a white girl are walking toward each other in a dark alley. Which one takes off his/her clothes first? The black guy as he is closer to home and therefore closer to his bathroom where he took a shower after a hard day's work.

smug face >:}

Q. What's the difference between dead babies and celebrities? A. Nobody likes celebrities.

Guy 1: "Hey, you have some updawg on your face." Guy 2: "Oh, thanks. Did I get it?" Guy 1: "Yeah, I think so."

hi, im sober.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers

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