what is the difference between a Ferrari and a bucket of dead babies......... I dont have a Ferrari in my garage

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What did the rock say to the other rock? It didnt

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A: Knock Knock. B: ... A: Knock Knock. B: ... A: I guess nobody's home. (leaves.)

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Why don't cannibals eat clowns? Clowns do not populate the area in which cannibals reside

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-Is Michael Jackson dead? - HELL YEAH HE'S DEAD!!

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I once looked at a hedge that had the same colour leaves as all of the other hedges in that particular area.

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Q: What do you call a black person that flies planes? A: A pilot you racist

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Why did the girl fall off the couch? She had a seizure.

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There are two muffins in the oven. One muffin says to the other "phew it's kinda hot in here" the other muffin says "AWW a talking muffin!"

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how did the bloop cross the road? to get to the other side

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why did Stevie Wonder run a stop sign? he was changing his CD's and missed it.

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Why couldn't the Hispanic guy become a firefighter? Because the fire chief was racist.

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whats worse than 10 babies in a mail box 1 baby in 10 mail boxes

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Why is 6 scared of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

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Why did the black guy punch the Mexican guy? Because they were in a fight.

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What happens if someones forgets to put the 'anti' next to 'joke.' It is taken by someone else and created into an anti Joke.

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When life gives you oranges, make lemonade.

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A guy walks into a bar. Ouch

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the cactus cross the road? It was stuck to the chickens butt.

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Roses are red violets are blue poems don't have to rhyme..... Refrigerator

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How do Elmer Fudd take a shower? Without a shampoo, he's bald..

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So a Jewish man walks into a bar, You think Jesus being all knowing would have realized it was there.

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Why does a black man break into a car? Because he had closed the windows and locked his keys inside.

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A sheep goes up to to a horse and asks "Does you speak sheep?".The horse replies ''Neigh''.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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