An insane individual walks into a bank and asks for $500. The teller refuses since he doesn't have an account, so the individual pulls out a gun and asks the teller again. The teller presses the silent panic button, causing the cops to show up and arrest the gunman, but not before he manages to shoot the teller and the small child standing next two counters over.

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whats the problem with black and mexican jokes? once youve heard juan youve heard jamal

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do you know a really good joke? i don't have one.

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Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but he had already had one earlier. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free taco.

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Sarah Palin walks into a bar and the bartender tells her to get the f*&k out.

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How do you kill a blonde? A gun, knife, there are a number of ways really...

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So three Mexicans, a black man, and 2 white men enter a room. They promptly sever their penises and jump out the window because they are all members of a strange cult.

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I once looked at a hedge that had the same colour leaves as all of the other hedges in that particular area.

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Isn't it funny that we think it's totally normal for females to not have penises but for literally EVERY OTHER group of people, it's weird and not ok double standard?

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How the hell did Susie get on the swing anyway I don't know you tell me?

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what did one lady say to another lady? we are both ladies

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A black walks into a bar Because it is still around the time of segregation, they don't serve colored people

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GIVE

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You're mama's so ugly, she will most-likely never meet a compatible mate and die alone.

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Guy 1: So who did you have sex with? Guy 2: I was Fucking Austria. Guy 1: What do you mean? Guy 2: Look it up.

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what does the pope have against homosexuals a whip

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187

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Whats pink and looked like an angry bulldog? Your moms vagina last night

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How do you stop a run-away bus? You sit down in the driver's seat and gently place your foot on the brake pedular and proceed to press it down. The brake pads, located in the calipers, will squeeze the brake discs and slow the bus eventually to stop at the crosswalk for the old lady accompanied by a young boy scout to cross the street and continue their wonderful lives.

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What is matt dalys favorite thing in the world? penis

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Q: What did the diddler say to the little boy? A: Can i touch you inappropriately?

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Knock Knock. "Who's there?" The cops.

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Arron Glass

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how are a plum and a rabbit the same? they are both purple except the rabbit

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