Eating chicken off a baby's ass

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Rose is Red Violet Blew Mustard is in Clue … What about Moni-… ahhh my eye!

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Why was the little Jewish girl sad? Because neo-Nazis killed her family.

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where can you find a monkey, a blond, and a bear? the zoo.

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Never mail in your wishes to a genie, he may be dyslexic.

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What's worse than Hell? The Holocaust.

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Why do undertakers wear ties? Because their profession is very serious, and it is important that their appearance has a degree of gravitas.

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Why does a black man break into a car? Because he had closed the windows and locked his keys inside.

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How do you get a small girl of a swing ? Throw a fridge at her

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hi, im sober.

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Dislike this!!!!!!

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What did the volcano say to the other volcano? Nothing, Volcanoes are inanimate objects that do not possess the ability to speak.

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How many perverts does it take to screw a lightbulb?

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Q:I finished my Homework A:thats what she said

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roses are red, violets are blue, i have a gun, shut the **** up.

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Roses are red, Sometimes they're thorny, When I'm around you, I get kind of Horny

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Why was the blonde so stupid? He had dyslexia and to make fun of his hardship would truly be a hardship of human morals.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, get in my bed so i can fu** you!

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Girls go to college to get more knowledge. Boys go to Jupiter because they're already smart enough to achieve interplanetary space travel.

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why did Sarah fall off the swing? because she had no arms. Knock knock! who's there? not Sarah.

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What's worst than getting glass stuck in your foot? Rubbing lotion on a fork.

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Mum: Never put off for tomorrow what can be done today. Child: Oh, I was going to play video games tomorrow, so...

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am i invited to party? no

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Why is the turkey always full? Because he is stuffed.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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