Why couldn't the Hispanic guy become a firefighter? Because the fire chief was racist.

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A man walks into a bar and says "Hi everybody, it's me!" So everybody turns round. But it wasn't him.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The pen was left open, and it felt slightly curious.

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this site is funny.

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What do you get when you cross Justin Bieber and One Direction? A bunch of gay pop stars.

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''Wanna hear a joke?'' ''Sure'' ''a joke''

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pubic lice.

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When life gives you oranges, make lemonade.

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Why did the teenager write a joke on here? Because after hours of surfing this website and casually laughing at herself she realized she had no life and the only way to feel happy with her self would be submitting her own to here.

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Why did the taxi driver kill the blond? He didn't. It's illegal to murder people in most countries.

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So three Mexicans, a black man, and 2 white men enter a room. They promptly sever their penises and jump out the window because they are all members of a strange cult.

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I once looked at a hedge that had the same colour leaves as all of the other hedges in that particular area.

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A black walks into a bar Because it is still around the time of segregation, they don't serve colored people

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what did one lady say to another lady? we are both ladies

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what did the blind santa say to the jewish child jewish people don't believe in santa...awkward.

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What's the difference between a duck? An armchair, because a vest has no sleeves.

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where can you find a monkey, a blond, and a bear? the zoo.

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It is the conjoining of the two possible outcomes of the interstellar and post modern possibilities of the pasta sex god's niece's favorite colour after she falls off her bike whilst riding down a yellow slide after her twenty-seventh birthday when the two suns form a triangle in the night sky over the delta. Yes indeed that was good pudding.

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Q:I finished my Homework A:thats what she said

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roses are red, violets are blue, i have a gun, shut the **** up.

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An irishman walks out of a pub

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, Others don't.

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I am not under the alkafluence of inkahlol. The drunker I am, the longer I get.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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