How many lesbians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One, but she had a very muscular vagina.

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Snapple fact #572: You're a terrible person.

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I am not under the alkafluence of inkahlol. The drunker I am, the longer I get.

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There once was a man named Joe. Joe had AIDS, and killed all his friends and family The End, now go back to bed, pussy

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How are a bucket and a purple shovel alike? Coincidentally they both are registered sex offenders.

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To mamas so fat shes fat

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how are a plum and a rabbit the same? they are both purple except the rabbit

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Why did girl cry? Because she recently saw the messy demise of her parent's marriage.

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What's worst than getting glass stuck in your foot? Rubbing lotion on a fork.

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If at first you don't succeed.... maybe skydiving isn't for you...

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What did the rock say to the other rock? It didnt

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Hey buddy what's up? I justed wanted to know if you wanted to hang out tonight. Just call me and tell me what you wanna do. Ok that's it see ya. Oh yeah! I gave your mom an STD...sorry dude...it just happened. I hope your dad isn't mad. Again, really sorry. Ok bye.

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Why can't blondes change a lightbulb? Because they're women

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Person A: Hey! Whats up? Person B: Suicide rates...

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How's a raven like a writing desk. you really are alice.

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knock knock who's there? Kallie Kallie who? sorry, wrong house

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what's blue and white and red all over? -nothing the "red all over" part implies a contradiction to blue and white.

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What do you call two men riding a bicycle.

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What do you get when you cross and elephant and a dog? Nothing, because you cannot breed creatures of different geniuses.

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What did zero say to ten? I see you found someone

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Why did little Timmy drop his ice cream? He was hit by a bus.

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A 55-year-old white man's car is broken, so he decides to take a bus to work that morning. His bus arrives and he gets on. Then he notices the driver's a woman. He pays for his ticket, takes a seat by the window and in about an hour he gets to his office.

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A Jew and a Nazi have dinner together...... they both immensely enjoyed the wine.

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Whats the difference between a jew and a boy scout boy scouts come back from camp

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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