What do you call something that comes out of a llama's butt? poop

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What do you call an arab flying a 747? A pliot.

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What's worst than getting glass stuck in your foot? Rubbing lotion on a fork.

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Why couldn't the dog fetch? It's back legs were useless after it got run over.

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Sarah Palin

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A guy walks into a bar. Ouch

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Why did the black man run from the officer? The officer was trying to rape him.

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How do you kill a blonde? A gun, knife, there are a number of ways really...

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how do you wake lady gaga up? you hit her in the face with a frying pan

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Why did the beach ball pop? Because it stepped on a sharp chocolate chip cookie!

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Whut r bacer dew? Eh muphin

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how long does it take for a black woman to shit? a couple of minutes.

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How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Just call the fire department, they're trained for that kind of stuff

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The pig walks up to the buture the' The buture sloters him!

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Why did the taxi driver kill the blond? He didn't. It's illegal to murder people in most countries.

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A little boy asked his mom what fucking was, so she showed him.

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go stand in a mirror look at your face that is the joke. 8- now go tell someone you will tell them a joke and do that to them this will be a fast spreading joke. jkjk this joke is so bad everybody give this alot of bad thums. ha ha i do not care

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a guy who can fly walks up a hill and jumps off a cliff. his flying power fails him and he dies on impact

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what smells like red paint but is blue paint?

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hi hi strager danger

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Ask me if I'm a duck. Are you a duck? No.

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what did the duck say to the chicken .nothing

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The pen was left open, and it felt slightly curious.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, She gave me AIDS, and I gave 'em to you! <3 <3

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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