A black walks into a bar Because it is still around the time of segregation, they don't serve colored people

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Two muffins were sitting in an oven. The first muffin did not look over to the other one and did not talk to it because muffins are objects and do not have the ability to communicate.

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what did the blind santa say to the jewish child jewish people don't believe in santa...awkward.

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What's the difference between a duck? An armchair, because a vest has no sleeves.

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where can you find a monkey, a blond, and a bear? the zoo.

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It is the conjoining of the two possible outcomes of the interstellar and post modern possibilities of the pasta sex god's niece's favorite colour after she falls off her bike whilst riding down a yellow slide after her twenty-seventh birthday when the two suns form a triangle in the night sky over the delta. Yes indeed that was good pudding.

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roses are red, violets are blue, i have a gun, shut the **** up.

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How did the black guy cross the street? He jumped it.

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, Others don't.

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I am not under the alkafluence of inkahlol. The drunker I am, the longer I get.

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I told a woman to make me at turkey sandwich. Of course she complied seeing as I was at Subway.

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Why did the mans nuts itch he had crabs

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How do you get a lawyer out of a tree? Lean a ladder against the tree and reassure them if they are apprehensive.

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What did the little boy get for Christmas? Nothing. He's Jewish.

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So a man is shopping on black Friday...

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Why's the sun red? It's not it's orange.........retard

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why does crazy george spin a ball on his fingers well? because he has a huge dingo

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I once looked at a hedge that had the same colour leaves as all of the other hedges in that particular area.

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what did one lady say to another lady? we are both ladies

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An Englishman, Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They enjoy a few quiet drinks while watching a rugby match between Italy and France on the big screen, which is why they came into this particular bar. The Englishman hopes Italy will win, the Irishman is also supporting Italy while the Scotsman is up for France. France wins the match and the Scotsman says "Good game lads eh?" The others agree.

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Why couldn't the boy see? He was dead

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What's 2+2? It's certainly not 1.

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