A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "why the long face?" The owner of the horse then explains the evolution of the species and genetics. The bartender, satisfied, serves the owner a drink and gladly gives the horse water.

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It's black, and when it falls out of a tree, your refrigurator is broken. Your refrigurator.

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how long does it take for a black woman to shit? a couple of minutes.

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how much blow can charlie sheen hold up his nose? enough to kill Two and A Half Men

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm in your apple.

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Why did the mammoth cross the road? For financial reasons.

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Why did the old lady start crying? Because her daughter was raped and killed.

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How are a duck and a tri-cycle the same? They both have handlebars, except for the duck.

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Why did the black man fall off the bicycle? He was shot at close range by one of a gang of young white males. This horrific violence was most likely fueled by racial prejudice. Our thoughts go out to the young man's family and friends.

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Q.) What did the boy do when he got home? A.) He repeatedly cried due to the large amount of bullying he faced at school. He had constantly tried to contact his parents and teachers for help yet no one would listen. The boy was found dead in his room the next day. Poor kid.

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What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

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roses are red violets are blue some poems rhyme this one doesn't

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How Do Bulls Drive Cars? They cant, they have hooves making it impractical for a Bull to Drive a car.

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Why did the man walk into the bar? He wast thirsty.

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What did Jack give Jill for Christmas? Herpes.

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how are a plum and a rabbit the same? they are both purple except the rabbit

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Why did the cookie go to the hospital? Leukemia

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Rose is Red Violet Blew Mustard is in Clue … What about Moni-… ahhh my eye!

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when i walk in the living room this is what i see... Luci's big eyes are stairing at me! (Luci is a dog) (Pita is a cat) I start a hissing and a scratchin and i ain't affrid to bite her, bite her, bite her, I"M PITA AND I KNOW IT!!!

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Why did the priest touch the little boy? To Baptise him.

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Why don't women wear watches? In the technologically advanced age that we live in, the watch is rapidly being replaced with other electronic devices that tell time, such as cell phones or iPods.

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How do you get a small girl of a swing ? Throw a fridge at her

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teacher: what comes after 69? johnny: mouthwash teacher: get out.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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