Whut r bacer dew? Eh muphin

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Why don't cannibals eat clowns? Clowns do not populate the area in which cannibals reside

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Yo momma so fat she was baptized in a church, because she wasn't as fat as she is currently.

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A chicken crossed the road and the farmer said, "Where the hell is that chicken going!?"

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What did the japonese man say? Nothing that we can understand.

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What do you call a redneck in a propane store? A customer.

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Yo mama's so fat that I make Yo Mama jokes about her!!

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What happened to the prisoner who dropped the soap while in the shower with other men? Another prisoner picked up and gave it to him and finished showering and felt squeaky clean.

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what's blue and white and red all over? -nothing the "red all over" part implies a contradiction to blue and white.

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A married man takes the ring off his finger.

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What is purple after you stroke it a lot? An eggplant

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

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How do you see a black man in the dark? You dont

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers

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What is marios favorite type of jeans? a brand that he enjoys and feels is comfortable in

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What do you get when you mix a dog and a cow blood everywhere

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Two monkeys are having sex. They both realize they're boys.

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Roses are red violets are blue poems don't have to rhyme..... Refrigerator

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a guy who can fly walks up a hill and jumps off a cliff. his flying power fails him and he dies on impact

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Knock, knock. The man knocking finds a note taped to the door saying "we'll be back in a week", the man proceeds to walk back home and tell his wife that they weren't home and that he'll return the rake he borrowed from them next week when they're back.

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What did the rainbow sun say to the flower-faced elephant? "Want some tea and hamsters?" I'm addicted to acid.

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Q. What's the difference between dead babies and celebrities? A. Nobody likes celebrities.

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when i walk in the living room this is what i see... Luci's big eyes are stairing at me! (Luci is a dog) (Pita is a cat) I start a hissing and a scratchin and i ain't affrid to bite her, bite her, bite her, I"M PITA AND I KNOW IT!!!

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A horse walks into a bar. The owner immediately seeks out the owner of the misplaced obstruction and asks them to remove it promptly less his animal suffers any more untoward damage

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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