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A 55-year-old white man's car is broken, so he decides to take a bus to work that morning. His bus arrives and he gets on. Then he notices the driver's a woman. He pays for his ticket, takes a seat by the window and in about an hour he gets to his office.

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Why did the monkey fall from the tree? Gravitational force acted upon the monkey who was not holding on to any branch.

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hi.... bonjour... hola... DOOO YOUUUU UNDERSTANDDD MEEE !!!!!!!!!!!

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You wanna hear an inside joke? That was one of them.

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Why did the cookie go to the hospital? Leukemia

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Q: What do you call a black person that flies planes? A: A pilot you racist

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whats forever alone me

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umm idk what joke to write down so yea and so rate this a thumbs up! okay bc this is an awesome joke...right right right yea ik!

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There are two muffins in the oven. One muffin says to the other "phew it's kinda hot in here" the other muffin says "AWW a talking muffin!"

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A man walks into a bar, he is immediately rushed to the emergency room

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Invisible Television.

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How did the black guy cross the street? He jumped it.

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Always bring food to the zoo. It's not the animals who placed the signs not to feed them.

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Caitlyn.

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A doctor walks into a room after a woman has just given birth to her baby Doctor: I've got some good news and some bad news Mom: Whats the bad news? Doctor: Your Baby is Ginger. Mom: So what's the good news? Doctor: It's dead.

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Did you hear about the blonde who jumped out off a bridge? She was clinically depressed and took her own life because of her terribly low self-esteem.

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Why did the black guy punch the Mexican guy? Because they were in a fight.

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why does crazy george spin a ball on his fingers well? because he has a huge dingo

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What did the guy who had cancer get for Christmas? Death.

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Knock, Knock Who is there? Yo Yo who? *the man ran away and was never seen again, because he had nowhere to stay*

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Why don't cannibals eat clowns? Clowns do not populate the area in which cannibals reside

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What magical power enables Spongebob to talk? There is no magical power. he is a cartoon therefore making him be able to anything in anyone's wild dreams.

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-Is Michael Jackson dead? - HELL YEAH HE'S DEAD!!

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