- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Dumbledore fall off the astronomy tower? Because Snape killed him.

Knock Knock. "Who's there?" The cops.

Q: What did the first kid say to the second kid before he handed him a pencil? A: May I have a pencil?

roses are red violets are blue some poems rhyme this one doesn't

Why couldn't the dog fetch? It's back legs were useless after it got run over.

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What happens if someones forgets to put the 'anti' next to 'joke.' It is taken by someone else and created into an anti Joke.

Why did lil yazzy watch The Hills at 12:40 in the morning? Because she was casually surfing netflix and clicked on it.

You wanna hear an inside joke? That was one of them.

Johnny has 30 pints of ice cream. He eats 25 pints. What does Johnny have? Diabetes. Johnny has diabetes.

What is the difference between peanut butter andd jam! Jam is made from crushed fruit and gelatine while peanut butter is made from finely ground peanuts and is often sweetened with sugar.

how are a plum and a rabbit the same? they are both purple except the rabbit

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the cactus cross the road? It was stuck to the chickens butt.

-Is Michael Jackson dead? - HELL YEAH HE'S DEAD!!

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? -I don't have a ferrari in my garage.

Eating chicken off a baby's ass

your moms fat. she's ugly too.

smug face >:}

How do you divide 2574 by 23.5 WIth a calculator

Limericks are fun, I have an orange Nothing rhymes with orange crap orange

A horse walks into a bar. The owner immediately seeks out the owner of the misplaced obstruction and asks them to remove it promptly less his animal suffers any more untoward damage

How are a duck and a tri-cycle the same? They both have handlebars, except for the duck.

Q.) What did the boy do when he got home? A.) He repeatedly cried due to the large amount of bullying he faced at school. He had constantly tried to contact his parents and teachers for help yet no one would listen. The boy was found dead in his room the next day. Poor kid.

What is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? The pizza doesn't scream when riding on a roller coaster.

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