What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? -I don't have a ferrari in my garage.

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Rose is Red Violet Blew Mustard is in Clue … What about Moni-… ahhh my eye!

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Whats is pathetic and just plain sad? Gas prices these days.

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Invisible Television.

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what did the duck say to the chicken .nothing

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How do you get a small girl of a swing ? Throw a fridge at her

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why did Stevie Wonder run a stop sign? he was changing his CD's and missed it.

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Q.) What did the boy do when he got home? A.) He repeatedly cried due to the large amount of bullying he faced at school. He had constantly tried to contact his parents and teachers for help yet no one would listen. The boy was found dead in his room the next day. Poor kid.

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What did the White guy say to the Black Guy? "Hey, what's up?"

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whats worse than 10 babies in a mail box 1 baby in 10 mail boxes

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What do you call ten black men running down the street? A race.

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read down and see what it is like BEFOR MARRIAGE boy:at last.i can hardly wait! girl:do you want to leave me? boy:NO! dont even think about it! girl:do you love me? boy:ofcourse! always girl:have you ever cheated on me? boy:NO! why are you even asking? girl:will you kiss me ? boy:every chance i get! girl:will you hit me ? boy:hell no! are you crazy ? girl:can i trust you? boy:yes! girl:darling!! read up again and see what it is like AFTER MARRIAGE (L.W)

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar.

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Pickup Line: Hay girl is that a mirror in your pants. Becuase I can see me in it.

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What`s the best part about twenty-three year olds? there are twenty of them

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Knock Knock. "Who's there?" The cops.

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A French, an American and a Belgian are going together on holidays. I hope they'll have good weather.

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What did the little boy get for Christmas? Nothing. He's Jewish.

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One day a horse goes to a bakery store and asks the shopkeeper for a fresh loaf of bread. Surprised at the request the shopkeeper asked - White bread or whole wheat? To which the horse replied - Makes no difference cause i rode my bicycle to work yesterday.

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how are a plum and a rabbit the same? they are both purple except the rabbit

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the cactus cross the road? It was stuck to the chickens butt.

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Eating chicken off a baby's ass

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What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A pilot

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How do you see a black man in the dark? You dont

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Anti Joke

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