Never mail in your wishes to a genie, he may be dyslexic.

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Why does a black man break into a car? Because he had closed the windows and locked his keys inside.

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How do you get a small girl of a swing ? Throw a fridge at her

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers

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What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? Their names, if you know them. If not just say "excuse me"

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Q: What comes after 8? A: 9

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Whats pink and looked like an angry bulldog? Your moms vagina last night

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What's the difference between shoes and a ginger? Shoes do the kicking.

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Q: A black man is walking down the street with a television, where did he just come from? A: Best Buy, he just got a bonus, and wanted to reward himself.

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What did the chicken say to the rhino? Nothing. Animals can't talk.

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this site is funny.

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Knock Knock. "Who's there?" The cops.

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roses are red violets are blue some poems rhyme this one doesn't

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Why did Dumbledore fall off the astronomy tower? Because Snape killed him.

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Why couldn't the dog fetch? It's back legs were useless after it got run over.

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A French, an American and a Belgian are going together on holidays. I hope they'll have good weather.

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Why dont we just make fun of both? *mexican music plays*

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How do you get a lawyer out of a tree? Lean a ladder against the tree and reassure them if they are apprehensive.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the cactus cross the road? It was stuck to the chickens butt.

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a black guy walks into a bar and the bartender says "get out of here, whites only" this joke takes place in the 1950's when african americans were discriminated against

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how much blow can charlie sheen hold up his nose? enough to kill Two and A Half Men

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why did the puppy have a sticky tongue? because its owner was abusive and made the puppy lick peanut butter from his balls

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Why was the manspenis big Cause he was a lucky bastard

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Q: why did the girl fall off the swing?? A: because she had no arms or legs.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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