What's the difference between shoes and a ginger? Shoes do the kicking.

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whats worse than 10 babies in a mail box 1 baby in 10 mail boxes

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What`s the best part about twenty-three year olds? there are twenty of them

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japan4.

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What's worst than getting glass stuck in your foot? Rubbing lotion on a fork.

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What do you call an Arab flying a plane? A pilot. *BOOM* Never mind, he was a terrorist.

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What did the tractor say to the cow? I'm a tractor, you're a cow, go figure.

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What came first?....the woman or the sandwich

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What do you call a guy who has sex with kids? A child molester

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The sun was burning as the Elephant offered the mouse to walk between the sun and the mouse so the mouse could get some shade. Mouse: Lets switch places so you can have some shade too! Elephant: Good idea! Just then unexpectedly the elephant slipped on a banana peel and tilted towards the mouse. Squish. Moral: The reason they never tell kids the full story... for real.. honest...

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You know whats funny? Things that aren't listed here.

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if a white guy, a black guy and a hispanic guy jump off a 10 story building, who hits the ground first? the man who jumped first. racist.

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when i walk in the living room this is what i see... Luci's big eyes are stairing at me! (Luci is a dog) (Pita is a cat) I start a hissing and a scratchin and i ain't affrid to bite her, bite her, bite her, I"M PITA AND I KNOW IT!!!

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How do you get a small girl of a swing ? Throw a fridge at her

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Why did the black man fall off the bicycle? He was shot at close range by one of a gang of young white males. This horrific violence was most likely fueled by racial prejudice. Our thoughts go out to the young man's family and friends.

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Why did the blonde kid lose the spelling bee? Because she misspelled a word.

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read down and see what it is like BEFOR MARRIAGE boy:at last.i can hardly wait! girl:do you want to leave me? boy:NO! dont even think about it! girl:do you love me? boy:ofcourse! always girl:have you ever cheated on me? boy:NO! why are you even asking? girl:will you kiss me ? boy:every chance i get! girl:will you hit me ? boy:hell no! are you crazy ? girl:can i trust you? boy:yes! girl:darling!! read up again and see what it is like AFTER MARRIAGE (L.W)

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar.

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this site is funny.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate rhyming, penis.

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what is the difference between a Ferrari and a bucket of dead babies......... I dont have a Ferrari in my garage

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Why was 15 afraid of 16? Coz 16 was bigger than him.

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Why did lil yazzy watch The Hills at 12:40 in the morning? Because she was casually surfing netflix and clicked on it.

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How many polish people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? -One

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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