A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says "why the long face." the horse says "my wife has terminal cancer."

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All I want for Chrismas, the murderer of my parents to be caught.

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What did andy say when he went down on burger nips? Welcome to the jungle

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What's the best part about having sex with twenty-six year olds? They're of legal age to give consent.

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Dylan Eichas

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he had no arms.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it's a chicken and it doesn't know any better. It probably doesn't know where it is much less where it's going.

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Q: A black man is walking down the street with a television, where did he just come from? A: Best Buy, he just got a bonus, and wanted to reward himself.

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a blind man walks into a bar it hurt.

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A violent biker gang walks into a bar to have a few drinks, the bar tender says "I'm sorry we can not serve you here." They then proceed to beat the man violently.

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Wanna hear a joke? Good, go ask a comedian.

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What do you get when you mix a dog and a cow blood everywhere

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A man walks into a bar. He says, "Ow, that really hurt."

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A man walks into a bar... ouch. He received a minor concussion from the impact of the cement wall, and a slight goose egg on his forehead.

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What do you get when you cross a blonde with Nickelodon? You get Dora because she is allways telling you what to do.

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Why did lil yazzy watch The Hills at 12:40 in the morning? Because she was casually surfing netflix and clicked on it.

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What do you call a with no arms and no legs floating in the water? About to drown.

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Why did Nicholas Cage cross the street? To steal the Declaration of Independence.

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why did the puppy have a sticky tongue? because its owner was abusive and made the puppy lick peanut butter from his balls

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Rose is Red Violet Blew Mustard is in Clue … What about Moni-… ahhh my eye!

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Q: why did the girl fall off the swing?? A: because she had no arms or legs.

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A man walks into a bar, he is immediately rushed to the emergency room

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What do you call thousands of people starving all across the globe? Not my problem.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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