A 55-year-old white man's car is broken, so he decides to take a bus to work that morning. His bus arrives and he gets on. Then he notices the driver's a woman. He pays for his ticket, takes a seat by the window and in about an hour he gets to his office.

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Knock Knock. "Who's there?" The cops.

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A Man goes into a watch store. Why? To buy a watch

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms.

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Why don't cannibals eat clowns? Clowns do not populate the area in which cannibals reside

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How do you get a lawyer out of a tree? Lean a ladder against the tree and reassure them if they are apprehensive.

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How did the soccer team win? They scored the most goals.

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Why did lil yazzy watch The Hills at 12:40 in the morning? Because she was casually surfing netflix and clicked on it.

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Every 60 seconds in Africa, a minute passes.

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Roses are red violets are blue poems don't have to rhyme..... Refrigerator

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How do Elmer Fudd take a shower? Without a shampoo, he's bald..

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a guy who can fly walks up a hill and jumps off a cliff. his flying power fails him and he dies on impact

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Q: What do you call a black person that flies planes? A: A pilot you racist

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whats worse than having cancer? nothing you have cancer and should proceed to see doctor

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Roses are gray violets are gray everything is gray because I'm color blind.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm in your apple.

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Why was the manspenis big Cause he was a lucky bastard

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make me a sandwich!

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The sun was burning as the Elephant offered the mouse to walk between the sun and the mouse so the mouse could get some shade. Mouse: Lets switch places so you can have some shade too! Elephant: Good idea! Just then unexpectedly the elephant slipped on a banana peel and tilted towards the mouse. Squish. Moral: The reason they never tell kids the full story... for real.. honest...

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Yo mama's so fat that I make Yo Mama jokes about her!!

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A man walks into a bar, he is immediately rushed to the emergency room

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Why wouldn't the girl clean her room? She was paralyzed.

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Why did the blonde driver crossed the red light? Because she has a good notion of physics and realized that the truck that was behind her was too fast to stop in time and if she braked there could have been an accident.

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What's the difference between a black guy and a door? Various answers are acceptable. The door has hinges, a black guy has legs, etc.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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