What's the difference between shoes and a ginger? Shoes do the kicking.

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Did you hear about the black man who went to college? Me too! I'm so proud of him!

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Why did the man walk into the bar? He wast thirsty.

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Why did the alien cross the road. To get to his ship.

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Why don't cannibals eat clowns? Clowns do not populate the area in which cannibals reside

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What do you call something you should prepare yourself for when having sex with a prostitute? A.I.D.S

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Two monkeys are having sex. They both realize they're boys.

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a guy who can fly walks up a hill and jumps off a cliff. his flying power fails him and he dies on impact

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What did the rainbow sun say to the flower-faced elephant? "Want some tea and hamsters?" I'm addicted to acid.

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Knock, knock. The man knocking finds a note taped to the door saying "we'll be back in a week", the man proceeds to walk back home and tell his wife that they weren't home and that he'll return the rake he borrowed from them next week when they're back.

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Yo momma so fat she was baptized in a church, because she wasn't as fat as she is currently.

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a blind man walks into a bar it hurt.

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japan4.

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Snapple fact #572: You're a terrible person.

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A man walks into a bar. He says, "Ow, that really hurt."

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how are a plum and a rabbit the same? they are both purple except the rabbit

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Knock Knock Who's there? Can people stop posting grammatically incorrect jokes on here. Half of the sentences do not make sense.

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Roses are red violets are blue poems don't have to rhyme..... Refrigerator

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Wanna hear a joke? Sure. Too bad I don't have one.

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What is Ash gray Battleship gray Black Blue-gray Cadet gray Charcoal Cool gray Davy's gray Payne's gray Gunmetal Silver Slate gray Taupe Purple taupe Medium taupe Rose quartz Taupe gray Timberwolf WhiteApple green Asparagus Bright green Cal Poly Chartreuse Dark olive green Dark spring green Dartmouth green Fern green Forest greenGreen Green-yellow Harlequin Honeydew Hunter green India green Islamic green Jungle green Lawn green LimePhthalo green Pigment green Pine green Pistachio Sea green Shamrock green Spring bud Spring green Teal Yellow-greenAlice blue Aqua Aquamarine Celeste Cerulean Cyan Electric blue Jungle green Magic mint MintAir Force blue Air superiority blue Alice blue Azure Baby blue Bleu de France Blue Blue-gray Bondi blue Brandeis blueAmethyst Byzantium Cerise Eggplant Fandango Fuchsia Heliotrope Indigo Lavender blush Lavender (floralblack gray silver white maroon red purple fuchsia green lime olive yellow navy blue teal aqua a List that you just spent 5 min reading

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lets see how many dislikes i can get from this...

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An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

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A chicken crossed the road and the farmer said, "Where the hell is that chicken going!?"

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Wanna hear a dirty joke? I had gay butt sex.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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