Roses are red violets are blue poems don't have to rhyme..... Refrigerator

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Why did Nicholas Cage cross the street? To steal the Declaration of Independence.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says "why the long face." the horse says "my wife has terminal cancer."

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What do you call thousands of people starving all across the globe? Not my problem.

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A man rubs a magic lamp nothing happens

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Whats tan and jumps higher than a frog? Mexicans..

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An irishman walks out of a pub

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An insane individual walks into a bank and asks for $500. The teller refuses since he doesn't have an account, so the individual pulls out a gun and asks the teller again. The teller presses the silent panic button, causing the cops to show up and arrest the gunman, but not before he manages to shoot the teller and the small child standing next two counters over.

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What`s the best part about twenty-three year olds? there are twenty of them

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Wanna hear a joke? Good, go ask a comedian.

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What do you get when you mix a dog and a cow blood everywhere

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What's the difference between a bird and a horse? - Both can fly, exept the horse.

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Why did the man walk into the bar? He wast thirsty.

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The pig walks up to the buture the' The buture sloters him!

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how much blow can charlie sheen hold up his nose? enough to kill Two and A Half Men

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A chicken crossed the road and the farmer said, "Where the hell is that chicken going!?"

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Why was the manspenis big Cause he was a lucky bastard

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Rose is Red Violet Blew Mustard is in Clue … What about Moni-… ahhh my eye!

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your moms fat. she's ugly too.

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Q: why did the girl fall off the swing?? A: because she had no arms or legs.

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All I want for Chrismas, the murderer of my parents to be caught.

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It is the conjoining of the two possible outcomes of the interstellar and post modern possibilities of the pasta sex god's niece's favorite colour after she falls off her bike whilst riding down a yellow slide after her twenty-seventh birthday when the two suns form a triangle in the night sky over the delta. Yes indeed that was good pudding.

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Why did the postal worker go to work? Because he has to support his family so they do not starve like his dog.

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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