Rich people gave money to charity Charity gave money to the homeless The homeless spent the money on drugs

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why was the panda sent to prison? he played a major roll in the bombing of 9-11

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why did Sarah fall off the swing? because she had no arms. Knock knock! who's there? not Sarah.

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What's the difference between a bird and a horse? - Both can fly, exept the horse.

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A man walks into a bar. He buys a beer, drinks it and walks out.

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What did the little boy get for Christmas? Nothing. He's Jewish.

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So a man is shopping on black Friday...

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A guy walks into a bar. Ouch

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where can you find a monkey, a blond, and a bear? the zoo.

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Q. What's the difference between dead babies and celebrities? A. Nobody likes celebrities.

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Guy 1: "Hey, you have some updawg on your face." Guy 2: "Oh, thanks. Did I get it?" Guy 1: "Yeah, I think so."

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How do you get a small girl of a swing ? Throw a fridge at her

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hi, im sober.

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What is purple after you stroke it a lot? An eggplant

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What did the man say to the other man? You smell nice today.

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What is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? The pizza doesn't scream when riding on a roller coaster.

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A man walks into a store and asks for a loaf of bread.

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elliot forsythe is a paedo

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead.

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Whats the difference between a jew and a boy scout boy scouts come back from camp

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roses are red violets are blue some poems rhyme this one doesn't

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Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but he had already had one earlier. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free taco.

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What do you get when you cross Justin Bieber and One Direction? A bunch of gay pop stars.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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