a black guy walks into a bar and the bartender says "get out of here, whites only" this joke takes place in the 1950's when african americans were discriminated against

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Two guys walk in a bar, and they die.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't because he lives in a chicken coop and has never even seen a road.

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what smells like red paint but is blue paint?

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make me a sandwich!

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What's the difference between mw2 and mw3? Nothing

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someone called a frog a frog

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Hey man how was your trip? great!!! It blew my mind

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How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

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vn[oiaehsobv[khpogjglprljffknfsiphgeknkldfekageriyreojgyperogerpojregkeporg? cuase u stupid and this stupid joke is to

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I like my coffee like i like my woman, Without a penis.

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Why couldn't the old man play the piano? His arthritis caused him great pain.

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what did the duck say to the chicken .nothing

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Ask me if I'm a duck. Are you a duck? No.

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LIKE THIS!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The pen was left open, and it felt slightly curious.

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how many blondes does it take to fix a lightbulb? 764,983,792,545,653,

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How did Hellen Keller's parents punish her? They sent her to her room.

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What is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? The pizza doesn't scream when riding on a roller coaster.

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a man walks into a bar, his alcoholism is slowly destroying his family

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Q: What did the diddler say to the little boy? A: Can i touch you inappropriately?

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Q. What's silver and cries? A. Someone who's been stabbed while wearing a suit of armour.

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What did the cop say to the robber? You have the right to remain silent

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A man walks into a bar. He has three drinks, then he leaves because he realizes he needs to get home because he has to get up early to go to his job in the morning.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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