a guy who can fly walks up a hill and jumps off a cliff. his flying power fails him and he dies on impact

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what smells like red paint but is blue paint?

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hi hi strager danger

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The sun was burning as the Elephant offered the mouse to walk between the sun and the mouse so the mouse could get some shade. Mouse: Lets switch places so you can have some shade too! Elephant: Good idea! Just then unexpectedly the elephant slipped on a banana peel and tilted towards the mouse. Squish. Moral: The reason they never tell kids the full story... for real.. honest...

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Person 1: What's 2+2? Person 2: 4 Person 1: Oh, you already heard that one.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The pen was left open, and it felt slightly curious.

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An Irishman walked into a pub and ordered a pint. He had planned to just have one but ended up having two since he'd had a rough day at work. His wife was slightly annoyed that he came home smelling of beer.

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a man walks into a bar, his alcoholism is slowly destroying his family

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What is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? The pizza doesn't scream when riding on a roller coaster.

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How did Hellen Keller's parents punish her? They sent her to her room.

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Whats the difference between a circle and a peace sign? Three lines!

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hi.... bonjour... hola... DOOO YOUUUU UNDERSTANDDD MEEE !!!!!!!!!!!

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What's brown and smells Iike crap? My brother he doesn't shower and is Hispanic

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What did the tractor say to the cow? I'm a tractor, you're a cow, go figure.

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What did Jack give Jill for Christmas? Herpes.

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What is the best way to avoid wrinkles as you age? Moisturise with a good quality moisturiser, use high factor suncream on the face, get plenty of sleep, drink plenty of fluids, wear a hat and sunglasses and stay in the shade between 11am and 3pm, and try to eat a diet that is heart-healthy (for example, wholegrain, oily fish, and/or flax seed), as heart failure over a long time leads to sagging skin with a loss of elasticity.

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Why did the girls head explode while eating supper? There was a grenade in her food.

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Two blondes are sitting in a car. They took a drive and later enjoyed turkey sandwiches at the local eatery.

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Wanna hear a dirty joke? I had gay butt sex.

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What's worse than dying? Living in Africa

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What's the difference between mw2 and mw3? Nothing

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says "why the long face." the horse says "my wife has terminal cancer."

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Never mail in your wishes to a genie, he may be dyslexic.

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What will you be doing right before you die? ... ... living.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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