A woman walks up to her man and asks him to take out the trash. He agrees and takes the trash out.

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An irishman walks out of a pub

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What`s the best part about twenty-three year olds? there are twenty of them

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What's the difference between a bird and a horse? - Both can fly, exept the horse.

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A man walks into a bar... ouch. He received a minor concussion from the impact of the cement wall, and a slight goose egg on his forehead.

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Why did the man walk into the bar? He wast thirsty.

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Why don't cannibals eat clowns? Clowns do not populate the area in which cannibals reside

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Why was the manspenis big Cause he was a lucky bastard

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A man rubs a magic lamp nothing happens

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Sometimes I light my hair on fire and pretend I'm a candle.

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Wanna hear a joke? Good, go ask a comedian.

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What do you get when you cross a blonde with Nickelodon? You get Dora because she is allways telling you what to do.

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Why did lil yazzy watch The Hills at 12:40 in the morning? Because she was casually surfing netflix and clicked on it.

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Q: If I have 13 icecubes, and you have 12 icecubes, how many pancakes can I fit on the roof? A: Purple, because aliens don't wear hats.

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Two monkeys are having sex. They both realize they're boys.

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Wanna hear a joke? Sure. Too bad I don't have one.

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Why did Nicholas Cage cross the street? To steal the Declaration of Independence.

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why did the puppy have a sticky tongue? because its owner was abusive and made the puppy lick peanut butter from his balls

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Rose is Red Violet Blew Mustard is in Clue … What about Moni-… ahhh my eye!

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says "why the long face." the horse says "my wife has terminal cancer."

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Q: why did the girl fall off the swing?? A: because she had no arms or legs.

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All I want for Chrismas, the murderer of my parents to be caught.

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Why did the postal worker go to work? Because he has to support his family so they do not starve like his dog.

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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