Rich people gave money to charity Charity gave money to the homeless The homeless spent the money on drugs

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How are a bucket and a purple shovel alike? Coincidentally they both are registered sex offenders.

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A 55-year-old white man's car is broken, so he decides to take a bus to work that morning. His bus arrives and he gets on. Then he notices the driver's a woman. He pays for his ticket, takes a seat by the window and in about an hour he gets to his office.

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Why did the cookie go to the doctor? It didn't, a cookie is a food, therefore it doesn't have working organs.

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A Jew and a Nazi have dinner together...... they both immensely enjoyed the wine.

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Q: How did Muhamid Ali ( casius clay ) get a black eye? A: He was born

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why did Sarah fall off the swing? because she had no arms. Knock knock! who's there? not Sarah.

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Why did the man walk into the bar? He wast thirsty.

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How do you get a lawyer out of a tree? Lean a ladder against the tree and reassure them if they are apprehensive.

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What do you get when you cross a blonde with Nickelodon? You get Dora because she is allways telling you what to do.

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Why did the teenager write a joke on here? Because after hours of surfing this website and casually laughing at herself she realized she had no life and the only way to feel happy with her self would be submitting her own to here.

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A man walks into a bar. He buys a beer, drinks it and walks out.

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Why did girl cry? Because she recently saw the messy demise of her parent's marriage.

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A boy and his father are in a car crash. The father dies and the son is transported to the nearest hospital. Once there, a surgeon is brought in to operate on the boy. The surgeon steps back and says "I can't operate on this boy, I haven't had enough training for such a situation." The hospital calls in another surgeon and they are more qualified for the event. Then the surgeon wakes up and realizes the boy is in critical condition. There is blood drenching his shirt and there is only seconds to operate. Suddenly, the boy wakes up and realizes he has just survived a car crash. Suddenly Leonardo DeCaprio enters with a girl. The world turns on its side and they all wake up to find them selves a victim of Inception. Then the caterpillar wakes up and realizes it has immense mental capacity, even above those of an above-average human. Then I woke up and realized I lost my job. MLIA.

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why didnt the mouse go for the cheese on the mouse trap it is proven that mice dont actually really like cheese all that much.

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Two muffins were sitting in an oven. The first muffin did not look over to the other one and did not talk to it because muffins are objects and do not have the ability to communicate.

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what did the blind santa say to the jewish child jewish people don't believe in santa...awkward.

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knock knock who's there? Kallie Kallie who? sorry, wrong house

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Lacrosse

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A man walks into a bar and says "Hi everybody, it's me!" So everybody turns round. But it wasn't him.

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An irishman walks out of a pub

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japan4.

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Snapple fact #572: You're a terrible person.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, Others don't.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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