How many lesbians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One, but she had a very muscular vagina.

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Wanna hear a joke? Good, go ask a comedian.

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A 55-year-old white man's car is broken, so he decides to take a bus to work that morning. His bus arrives and he gets on. Then he notices the driver's a woman. He pays for his ticket, takes a seat by the window and in about an hour he gets to his office.

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There once was a man named Joe. Joe had AIDS, and killed all his friends and family The End, now go back to bed, pussy

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A homeless guy on the brink of starvation found one dollar lying on the street. He took it and bought a lottery ticket at the local drugstore. God was looking down on him with pity that day and decided that day that he would no longer be a vagabond. The next day, the homeless man won the lottery jackpot, worth 100 million dollars. He declared that on that day, he was the luckiest and happiest man alive. He then woke up in a pile trash.

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Your mama's so old that typical places of business grant her the senior citizen discount.

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To mamas so fat shes fat

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Why did the man walk into the bar? He wast thirsty.

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Why did Cody sit in the corner? Because his daddy didn't love him. #DaddyDoesn'tLoveYouAnymoreChair

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Wanna hear a dirty joke? I had gay butt sex.

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A man walks into a bar, he is immediately rushed to the emergency room

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What did andy say when he went down on burger nips? Welcome to the jungle

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poop.

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Why were the babies used for target practice? Hitler demanded the Nazis to do so.

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A man walks into a bar and says "Hi everybody, it's me!" So everybody turns round. But it wasn't him.

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Knock Know Who's there Interrupting ghost Interu--BOO!!! Ha HA!

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Why did the blonde driver crossed the red light? Because she has a good notion of physics and realized that the truck that was behind her was too fast to stop in time and if she braked there could have been an accident.

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Why did little Timmy drop his ice cream? He was hit by a bus.

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Hey, I just met you and i am crazy, but? here's my room key let's make a baby.

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Snapple fact #572: You're a terrible person.

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What do you call an arab flying a 747? A pliot.

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Whats the difference between a jew and a boy scout boy scouts come back from camp

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Anti Joke

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