Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't because he lives in a chicken coop and has never even seen a road.

make me a sandwich!

what smells like red paint but is blue paint?

What's the difference between mw2 and mw3? Nothing

someone called a frog a frog

Hey man how was your trip? great!!! It blew my mind

vn[oiaehsobv[khpogjglprljffknfsiphgeknkldfekageriyreojgyperogerpojregkeporg? cuase u stupid and this stupid joke is to

I like my coffee like i like my woman, Without a penis.

Why couldn't the old man play the piano? His arthritis caused him great pain.

Ask me if I'm a duck. Are you a duck? No.

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what did the duck say to the chicken .nothing

Why did the chicken cross the road? The pen was left open, and it felt slightly curious.

how many blondes does it take to fix a lightbulb? 764,983,792,545,653,

How did Hellen Keller's parents punish her? They sent her to her room.

What is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? The pizza doesn't scream when riding on a roller coaster.

Q: What did the diddler say to the little boy? A: Can i touch you inappropriately?

What did the cop say to the robber? You have the right to remain silent

A man walks into a bar. He has three drinks, then he leaves because he realizes he needs to get home because he has to get up early to go to his job in the morning.

Q. What's silver and cries? A. Someone who's been stabbed while wearing a suit of armour.

What do you call something that comes out of a llama's butt? poop

hi.... bonjour... hola... DOOO YOUUUU UNDERSTANDDD MEEE !!!!!!!!!!!

What's brown and smells Iike crap? My brother he doesn't shower and is Hispanic

Your mother is so fat the she is clinically obese.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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