What do you get when you cross and elephant and a dog? Nothing, because you cannot breed creatures of different geniuses.

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A man walks into a bar and says "Hi everybody, it's me!" So everybody turns round. But it wasn't him.

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A man walks into a store and asks for a loaf of bread.

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Whats pink and looked like an angry bulldog? Your moms vagina last night

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An alcoholic walks into a bar. He is destroying his family.

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Why is the dinosaur yellow? He's not.

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What do you get when you mix a dog and a cow blood everywhere

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What's worse than finding ten babies nailed to a tree? One baby nailed to ten trees

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Whut r bacer dew? Eh muphin

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Q: If I have 13 icecubes, and you have 12 icecubes, how many pancakes can I fit on the roof? A: Purple, because aliens don't wear hats.

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Roses are red violets are blue poems don't have to rhyme..... Refrigerator

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What has 4 legs and goes "meow." A cat. Dang! You already heard it.

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Knock, knock. The man knocking finds a note taped to the door saying "we'll be back in a week", the man proceeds to walk back home and tell his wife that they weren't home and that he'll return the rake he borrowed from them next week when they're back.

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Yo momma so fat she was baptized in a church, because she wasn't as fat as she is currently.

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lets see how many dislikes i can get from this...

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An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

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What did the japonese man say? Nothing that we can understand.

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Wanna hear a dirty joke? I had gay butt sex.

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Yo mama's so fat that I make Yo Mama jokes about her!!

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What do you call thousands of people starving all across the globe? Not my problem.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have cancer."

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Person 1: What's 2+2? Person 2: 4 Person 1: Oh, you already heard that one.

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What is purple after you stroke it a lot? An eggplant

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Why was the pencil case unzipped? Because it wasn't zipped up.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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