Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it's a chicken and it doesn't know any better. It probably doesn't know where it is much less where it's going.

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What's the difference between shoes and a ginger? Shoes do the kicking.

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japan4.

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What's better than finding a worm in your apple? -The Holocaust

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Knock Knock Who's there? Can people stop posting grammatically incorrect jokes on here. Half of the sentences do not make sense.

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Wanna hear a joke? Sure. Too bad I don't have one.

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lets see how many dislikes i can get from this...

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Wanna hear a dirty joke? I had gay butt sex.

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hi hi strager danger

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Person 1: What's 2+2? Person 2: 4 Person 1: Oh, you already heard that one.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "why the long face?". The horse doesn't reply because horse can't talk.

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when i walk in the living room this is what i see... Luci's big eyes are stairing at me! (Luci is a dog) (Pita is a cat) I start a hissing and a scratchin and i ain't affrid to bite her, bite her, bite her, I"M PITA AND I KNOW IT!!!

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Q: What comes after 8? A: 9

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Q: A black man is walking down the street with a television, where did he just come from? A: Best Buy, he just got a bonus, and wanted to reward himself.

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a blind man walks into a bar it hurt.

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What is marios favorite type of jeans? a brand that he enjoys and feels is comfortable in

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Three a man is trapped on a desert island and a genie offers to grant him one wish. The man accepts the existence of the genie and then wishes for unlimited wishes for the rest of his life. The man takes over the world.

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A man walks into a bar. He says, "Ow, that really hurt."

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how are a plum and a rabbit the same? they are both purple except the rabbit

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Why did the alien cross the road. To get to his ship.

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Yo momma so fat she was baptized in a church, because she wasn't as fat as she is currently.

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A chicken crossed the road and the farmer said, "Where the hell is that chicken going!?"

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why do holocasut jokes make us laugh? i dont know you tell me

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