What`s the best part about twenty-three year olds? there are twenty of them

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Why was 15 afraid of 16? Coz 16 was bigger than him.

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What did the little boy get for Christmas? Nothing. He's Jewish.

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Why did lil yazzy watch The Hills at 12:40 in the morning? Because she was casually surfing netflix and clicked on it.

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You wanna hear an inside joke? That was one of them.

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How did the soccer team win? They scored the most goals.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the cactus cross the road? It was stuck to the chickens butt.

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What magical power enables Spongebob to talk? There is no magical power. he is a cartoon therefore making him be able to anything in anyone's wild dreams.

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Whats the difference between and anti joke and a joke? There two different things.

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go stand in a mirror look at your face that is the joke. 8- now go tell someone you will tell them a joke and do that to them this will be a fast spreading joke. jkjk this joke is so bad everybody give this alot of bad thums. ha ha i do not care

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Roses are gray violets are gray everything is gray because I'm color blind.

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? -I don't have a ferrari in my garage.

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smug face >:}

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How do you divide 2574 by 23.5 WIth a calculator

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Limericks are fun, I have an orange Nothing rhymes with orange crap orange

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How do you get a small girl of a swing ? Throw a fridge at her

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How do you see a black man in the dark? You dont

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why did Stevie Wonder run a stop sign? he was changing his CD's and missed it.

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Why was the old lady hard of hearing? She spent many of her young days blasting hard rock from her speakers/

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because him and his girlfriend were in a bad relationship and he needed to get away for a while.

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Why did Dumbledore fall off the astronomy tower? Because Snape killed him.

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Always bring food to the zoo. It's not the animals who placed the signs not to feed them.

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Knock Knock. "Who's there?" The cops.

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Q: What did the first kid say to the second kid before he handed him a pencil? A: May I have a pencil?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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