What did the rock say to the other rock? It didnt

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why does crazy george spin a ball on his fingers well? because he has a huge dingo

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Why don't cannibals eat clowns? Clowns do not populate the area in which cannibals reside

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What did the guy who had cancer get for Christmas? Death.

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Why did the girl fall off the couch? She had a seizure.

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umm idk what joke to write down so yea and so rate this a thumbs up! okay bc this is an awesome joke...right right right yea ik!

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So a Jewish man walks into a bar, You think Jesus being all knowing would have realized it was there.

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What's worse than Hell? The Holocaust.

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Invisible Television.

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how did the bloop cross the road? to get to the other side

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What do you call a horse with no eyes? A horse with no eyes.

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A man walks into a store and asks for a loaf of bread.

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Why couldn't the Hispanic guy become a firefighter? Because the fire chief was racist.

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Dylan Eichas

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What do you call ten black men running down the street? A race.

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Whats pink and looked like an angry bulldog? Your moms vagina last night

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Wanna hear a joke? Good, go ask a comedian.

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i did not type this on 12/23/11 at 8:49:47

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A 55-year-old white man's car is broken, so he decides to take a bus to work that morning. His bus arrives and he gets on. Then he notices the driver's a woman. He pays for his ticket, takes a seat by the window and in about an hour he gets to his office.

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Q: What did the first kid say to the second kid before he handed him a pencil? A: May I have a pencil?

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hi.... bonjour... hola... DOOO YOUUUU UNDERSTANDDD MEEE !!!!!!!!!!!

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When life gives you oranges, make lemonade.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the cactus cross the road? It was stuck to the chickens butt.

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Q: What do you call a black person that flies planes? A: A pilot you racist

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Anti Joke

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