What's the difference between a black guy and a door? Various answers are acceptable. The door has hinges, a black guy has legs, etc.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The pen was left open, and it felt slightly curious.

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An irishman walks out of a pub

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why did the boy drop his ice cream? he tripped over his mother's dead body

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Snapple fact #572: You're a terrible person.

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Why a warm-harted man turned into cold-blooded? He's dead

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What do you call an arab flying a 747? A pliot.

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why was the panda sent to prison? he played a major roll in the bombing of 9-11

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what is the difference between a Ferrari and a bucket of dead babies......... I dont have a Ferrari in my garage

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When life gives you oranges, make lemonade.

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haha ur single hahahahahhahahahhahaahahhaahaha i am 2

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I once looked at a hedge that had the same colour leaves as all of the other hedges in that particular area.

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What did the japonese man say? Nothing that we can understand.

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Q: What's green has four legs and would kill you if it fell off a roof and hit you? A: A pool table.

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What's worse than Hell? The Holocaust.

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Q. What's the difference between dead babies and celebrities? A. Nobody likes celebrities.

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How was copper wire invented? Probably some scientist did that

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OK, A plane carrying 200 passengers crashes on the border between America and Canada. Which side of the border do you bury the victims? Well, it would depend on where the passengers where from or what they had stipulated in their living will. I suppose some would be cremated which opens up a whole other can of worms entirely.

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What did andy say when he went down on burger nips? Welcome to the jungle

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LIKE THIS!

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Lacrosse

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your mother is so rather large that when she stepped onto a scale, it stated her exact body weight which was 280 pounds. Which come to think of it isn't that big considering that obesity is now the norm and average people are referred to as abnormal.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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Man: Docter it hurts when i touch my legs! Docter: yeah you have two shattered knee caps youll never walk again.

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Anti Joke

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