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why did Stevie Wonder run a stop sign? he was changing his CD's and missed it.

Roses are red, Sometimes they're thorny, When I'm around you, I get kind of Horny

Why was the blonde so stupid? He had dyslexia and to make fun of his hardship would truly be a hardship of human morals.

What's 8 inches long and makes my girlfriend cry when I put it in her mouth? Her miscarriage

elliot forsythe is a paedo

I am not under the alkafluence of inkahlol. The drunker I am, the longer I get.

A man walks into a bar... ouch. He received a minor concussion from the impact of the cement wall, and a slight goose egg on his forehead.

Sarah Palin walks into a bar and the bartender tells her to get the f*&k out.

Why mommy upset cause wet and sticky make mommy upset

Always bring food to the zoo. It's not the animals who placed the signs not to feed them.

Why's the sun red? It's not it's orange.........retard

Q : Why was the little girl crying? A : Because she tripped and hurt her knee.

Isn't it funny that we think it's totally normal for females to not have penises but for literally EVERY OTHER group of people, it's weird and not ok double standard?

What happen to the ginger after he posted a joke? He was put in jail for 6 months, and analy raped in prision!

Why is the sky blue? Because when you look up at the sky, especially during the daytime, the sky is giving a bluish color.

Eating chicken off a baby's ass

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says "why the long face." the horse says "my wife has terminal cancer."

How do you see a black man in the dark? You dont

how long does it take for a black woman to poop? depending on what she ate, about 5 to 10 minutes

What did zero say to ten? I see you found someone

you know what they say... hydrate or die

Q: A black man is walking down the street with a television, where did he just come from? A: Best Buy, he just got a bonus, and wanted to reward himself.

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