Why don't cannibals eat clowns? Clowns do not populate the area in which cannibals reside

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What do you call something you should prepare yourself for when having sex with a prostitute? A.I.D.S

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Knock Knock Who's there? Can people stop posting grammatically incorrect jokes on here. Half of the sentences do not make sense.

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Q: If I have 13 icecubes, and you have 12 icecubes, how many pancakes can I fit on the roof? A: Purple, because aliens don't wear hats.

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Robin, get in the Bat-mobile!

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why did the puppy have a sticky tongue? because its owner was abusive and made the puppy lick peanut butter from his balls

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There are two muffins in the oven. One muffin says to the other "phew it's kinda hot in here" the other muffin says "AWW a talking muffin!"

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What do you call thousands of people starving all across the globe? Not my problem.

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All I want for Chrismas, the murderer of my parents to be caught.

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What did andy say when he went down on burger nips? Welcome to the jungle

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers

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What's the best part about having sex with twenty-six year olds? They're of legal age to give consent.

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Dylan Eichas

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he had no arms.

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Q: A black man is walking down the street with a television, where did he just come from? A: Best Buy, he just got a bonus, and wanted to reward himself.

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a blind man walks into a bar it hurt.

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A violent biker gang walks into a bar to have a few drinks, the bar tender says "I'm sorry we can not serve you here." They then proceed to beat the man violently.

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What do you get when you mix a dog and a cow blood everywhere

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A man walks into a bar. He says, "Ow, that really hurt."

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Why did lil yazzy watch The Hills at 12:40 in the morning? Because she was casually surfing netflix and clicked on it.

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What do you call a with no arms and no legs floating in the water? About to drown.

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Why did Nicholas Cage cross the street? To steal the Declaration of Independence.

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Rose is Red Violet Blew Mustard is in Clue … What about Moni-… ahhh my eye!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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