A man walks into a bar, he is immediately rushed to the emergency room

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Person 1: What's 2+2? Person 2: 4 Person 1: Oh, you already heard that one.

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Why'd I have sex with your mom? I'm your father and I love your mother very much

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What?

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how did the bloop cross the road? to get to the other side

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How do you get a small girl of a swing ? Throw a fridge at her

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What's the best part about having sex with twenty-six year olds? They're of legal age to give consent.

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How did the black guy cross the street? He jumped it.

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this site is funny.

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A doctor walks into a room after a woman has just given birth to her baby Doctor: I've got some good news and some bad news Mom: Whats the bad news? Doctor: Your Baby is Ginger. Mom: So what's the good news? Doctor: It's dead.

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Knock, Knock Who is there? Yo Yo who? *the man ran away and was never seen again, because he had nowhere to stay*

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A guy walks into a bar. Ouch

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What did the tractor say to the cow? I'm a tractor, you're a cow, go figure.

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How did the soccer team win? They scored the most goals.

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What's worse than Hell? The Holocaust.

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Patient: Doctor, will I be able to play the piano when my arm heals? Doctor: Did I not tell you? You insurance didn't cover the cost of this operation. Your arm is never going to be healed!

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Why does a black man break into a car? Because he had closed the windows and locked his keys inside.

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Invisible Television.

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What do you call a horse with no eyes? A horse with no eyes.

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What do you call ten black men running down the street? A race.

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Why is 6 scared of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

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What did the chicken say to the rhino? Nothing. Animals can't talk.

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Wanna hear a joke? Good, go ask a comedian.

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i did not type this on 12/23/11 at 8:49:47

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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