- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red, violets are blue, i have a gun, shut the **** up.

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Why were the babies used for target practice? Hitler demanded the Nazis to do so.

how long does it take for a black woman to poop? depending on what she ate, about 5 to 10 minutes

Girls go to college to get more knowledge. Boys go to Jupiter because they're already smart enough to achieve interplanetary space travel.

why did Sarah fall off the swing? because she had no arms. Knock knock! who's there? not Sarah.

What's worst than getting glass stuck in your foot? Rubbing lotion on a fork.

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Mum: Never put off for tomorrow what can be done today. Child: Oh, I was going to play video games tomorrow, so...

am i invited to party? no

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Just call the fire department, they're trained for that kind of stuff

Why is the turkey always full? Because he is stuffed.

I once looked at a hedge that had the same colour leaves as all of the other hedges in that particular area.

why do women wear perfume and make-up? 'cause they're ugly and smell bad

An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

A quadrapeldgic walks no where

What's the difference between a duck? An armchair, because a vest has no sleeves.

What's 2+2? It's certainly not 1.

A man walks into a bar He says ouch

what does the pope have against homosexuals a whip

Ask me if I'm a duck. Are you a duck? No.

All I want for Chrismas, the murderer of my parents to be caught.

What do you call two men riding a bicycle.

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