The sun was burning as the Elephant offered the mouse to walk between the sun and the mouse so the mouse could get some shade. Mouse: Lets switch places so you can have some shade too! Elephant: Good idea! Just then unexpectedly the elephant slipped on a banana peel and tilted towards the mouse. Squish. Moral: The reason they never tell kids the full story... for real.. honest...

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smug face >:}

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That moment when you and your friends throw snowballs at cars in the dark on the highway and the cops spotlight your area while you hide in a shed...

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All I want for Chrismas, the murderer of my parents to be caught.

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What is purple after you stroke it a lot? An eggplant

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How did Hellen Keller's parents punish her? They sent her to her room.

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What's the difference between shoes and a ginger? Shoes do the kicking.

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John had 32 candy bars. He ate 28 of them. What does John have now? daibetes, john has diabetes.

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What is marios favorite type of jeans? a brand that he enjoys and feels is comfortable in

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a blind man walks into a bar it hurt.

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A seal walks into a club...

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How do you get a lawyer out of a tree? Lean a ladder against the tree and reassure them if they are apprehensive.

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The pig walks up to the buture the' The buture sloters him!

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-Is Michael Jackson dead? - HELL YEAH HE'S DEAD!!

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Knock, knock. The man knocking finds a note taped to the door saying "we'll be back in a week", the man proceeds to walk back home and tell his wife that they weren't home and that he'll return the rake he borrowed from them next week when they're back.

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What happens 2 seconds after you thorw a rock out a two-story window? The rock hits the ground.

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why do holocasut jokes make us laugh? i dont know you tell me

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There are two muffins in the oven. One muffin says to the other "phew it's kinda hot in here" the other muffin says "AWW a talking muffin!"

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Q: why did the girl fall off the swing?? A: because she had no arms or legs.

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A priest and a rabbi are playing golf one weekend. The priest tees off first. When the rabbi steps up to tee off, it begins to rain heavily. Dismayed, the rabbi says, "I thought it there was only a 10% chance of rain today."

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How do you get a small girl of a swing ? Throw a fridge at her

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Anti-Joke.com Best thing since something better that preceded it.

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What is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? The pizza doesn't scream when riding on a roller coaster.

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What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? Their names, if you know them. If not just say "excuse me"

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