your moms fat. she's ugly too.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says "why the long face." the horse says "my wife has terminal cancer."

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A man walks into a bar, he is immediately rushed to the emergency room

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All I want for Chrismas, the murderer of my parents to be caught.

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A man rubs a magic lamp nothing happens

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It is the conjoining of the two possible outcomes of the interstellar and post modern possibilities of the pasta sex god's niece's favorite colour after she falls off her bike whilst riding down a yellow slide after her twenty-seventh birthday when the two suns form a triangle in the night sky over the delta. Yes indeed that was good pudding.

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An insane individual walks into a bank and asks for $500. The teller refuses since he doesn't have an account, so the individual pulls out a gun and asks the teller again. The teller presses the silent panic button, causing the cops to show up and arrest the gunman, but not before he manages to shoot the teller and the small child standing next two counters over.

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A violent biker gang walks into a bar to have a few drinks, the bar tender says "I'm sorry we can not serve you here." They then proceed to beat the man violently.

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Wanna hear a joke? Good, go ask a comedian.

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Why did Dumbledore fall off the astronomy tower? Because Snape killed him.

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Why did the black guy punch the Mexican guy? Because they were in a fight.

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What did the guy who had cancer get for Christmas? Death.

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Why don't cannibals eat clowns? Clowns do not populate the area in which cannibals reside

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Q: If I have 13 icecubes, and you have 12 icecubes, how many pancakes can I fit on the roof? A: Purple, because aliens don't wear hats.

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Wanna hear a joke? Sure. Too bad I don't have one.

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Roses are gray violets are gray everything is gray because I'm color blind.

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how much blow can charlie sheen hold up his nose? enough to kill Two and A Half Men

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why do holocasut jokes make us laugh? i dont know you tell me

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Rose is Red Violet Blew Mustard is in Clue … What about Moni-… ahhh my eye!

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Q: why did the girl fall off the swing?? A: because she had no arms or legs.

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A priest and a rabbi are playing golf one weekend. The priest tees off first. When the rabbi steps up to tee off, it begins to rain heavily. Dismayed, the rabbi says, "I thought it there was only a 10% chance of rain today."

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How did Hellen Keller's parents punish her? They sent her to her room.

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your mommy so gehto shes black

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers

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Anti Joke

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