what is the difference between a Ferrari and a bucket of dead babies......... I dont have a Ferrari in my garage

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why did Sarah fall off the swing? because she had no arms. Knock knock! who's there? not Sarah.

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A fat man takes a crap, it looked like something a rhino would curl out.

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Roses are gray violets are gray everything is gray because I'm color blind.

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What's 2+2? It's certainly not 1.

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What's worse than Hell? The Holocaust.

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Why couldn't the Hispanic guy become a firefighter? Because the fire chief was racist.

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What is the difference between your mother and a hooker? Gonorrhea and her father's approval.

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How many lesbians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One, but she had a very muscular vagina.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, get in my bed so i can fu** you!

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A homeless guy on the brink of starvation found one dollar lying on the street. He took it and bought a lottery ticket at the local drugstore. God was looking down on him with pity that day and decided that day that he would no longer be a vagabond. The next day, the homeless man won the lottery jackpot, worth 100 million dollars. He declared that on that day, he was the luckiest and happiest man alive. He then woke up in a pile trash.

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What did the chicken say to the rhino? Nothing. Animals can't talk.

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A French, an American and a Belgian are going together on holidays. I hope they'll have good weather.

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If at first you don't succeed.... maybe skydiving isn't for you...

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who wins a race a white guy or a black guy? depends who's faster

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What is one plus one? I don't want to do math.

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Isn't it funny that we think it's totally normal for females to not have penises but for literally EVERY OTHER group of people, it's weird and not ok double standard?

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I once looked at a hedge that had the same colour leaves as all of the other hedges in that particular area.

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what did one lady say to another lady? we are both ladies

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GIVE

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Why couldn't the morbidly obese lady order a cheeseburger? A: Because it wasn't on the menu

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Why do undertakers wear ties? Because their profession is very serious, and it is important that their appearance has a degree of gravitas.

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LIKE THIS!

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How did Hellen Keller's parents punish her? They sent her to her room.

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Anti Joke

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