Everyone is special in there own ways except for patrick whos demented

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Hey i just met you & this is crazy but Nia and Goober Made a baby

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what did the blind santa say to the jewish child jewish people don't believe in santa...awkward.

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What do you call it when a homosexual from spain is forced to have sex with a 400 pound black man? Rape

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Rose is Red Violet Blew Mustard is in Clue … What about Moni-… ahhh my eye!

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Why did the man murder his wife in cold blood? Because she was alive before he killed her.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have cancer."

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What did the volcano say to the other volcano? Nothing, Volcanoes are inanimate objects that do not possess the ability to speak.

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It is the conjoining of the two possible outcomes of the interstellar and post modern possibilities of the pasta sex god's niece's favorite colour after she falls off her bike whilst riding down a yellow slide after her twenty-seventh birthday when the two suns form a triangle in the night sky over the delta. Yes indeed that was good pudding.

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why did Stevie Wonder run a stop sign? he was changing his CD's and missed it.

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What do you get when you cross and elephant and a dog? Nothing, because you cannot breed creatures of different geniuses.

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what did the lonely boy get for christmas? the absence of a familly

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What did zero say to ten? I see you found someone

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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4 on three... 1, 2, 3, 4!

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Hey, I just met you and i am crazy, but? here's my room key let's make a baby.

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Why did the cookie go to the doctor? It didn't, a cookie is a food, therefore it doesn't have working organs.

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What did the chicken say to the rhino? Nothing. Animals can't talk.

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Why did the black guy punch the Mexican guy? Because they were in a fight.

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If at first you don't succeed.... maybe skydiving isn't for you...

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who wins a race a white guy or a black guy? depends who's faster

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Why is the turkey always full? Because he is stuffed.

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why do women wear perfume and make-up? 'cause they're ugly and smell bad

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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