A monkey enters a bar and climbs up on a stool. The bartender asks, "What'll ya have, pal?" The monkey, who can niether speak nor understand English, appears slightly perplexed.

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It is the conjoining of the two possible outcomes of the interstellar and post modern possibilities of the pasta sex god's niece's favorite colour after she falls off her bike whilst riding down a yellow slide after her twenty-seventh birthday when the two suns form a triangle in the night sky over the delta. Yes indeed that was good pudding.

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Anti-Joke.com Best thing since something better that preceded it.

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What's the difference between a black guy and a door? Various answers are acceptable. The door has hinges, a black guy has legs, etc.

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What's the best part about having sex with twenty-six year olds? They're of legal age to give consent.

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How did Hellen Keller's parents punish her? They sent her to her room.

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What do you call ten black men running down the street? A race.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it's a chicken and it doesn't know any better. It probably doesn't know where it is much less where it's going.

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How do you fit 100 babies in a bucket? put them in a blender. How do you get them out? potato chips.

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What did Jack give Jill for Christmas? Herpes.

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Why don't cannibals eat clowns? Clowns do not populate the area in which cannibals reside

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How did the soccer team win? They scored the most goals.

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-Is Michael Jackson dead? - HELL YEAH HE'S DEAD!!

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Wanna hear a joke? Sure. Too bad I don't have one.

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Q: What do you call a black person that flies planes? A: A pilot you racist

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How much stuff would a stuff muff huff if a stuff muff could huff stuff? Whole dang lotsa

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smug face >:}

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That moment when you and your friends throw snowballs at cars in the dark on the highway and the cops spotlight your area while you hide in a shed...

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All I want for Chrismas, the murderer of my parents to be caught.

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What is purple after you stroke it a lot? An eggplant

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Invisible Television.

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What is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? The pizza doesn't scream when riding on a roller coaster.

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What's the difference between shoes and a ginger? Shoes do the kicking.

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I like my woman like I like my coffee. Ground up and in the freezer.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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