Why did Nicholas Cage cross the street? To steal the Declaration of Independence.

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whats forever alone me

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Limericks are fun, I have an orange Nothing rhymes with orange crap orange

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Why did the priest touch the little boy? To Baptise him.

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How do you see a black man in the dark? You dont

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What did zero say to ten? I see you found someone

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Why did the black man fall off the bicycle? He was shot at close range by one of a gang of young white males. This horrific violence was most likely fueled by racial prejudice. Our thoughts go out to the young man's family and friends.

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What's the best part about having sex with twenty-six year olds? They're of legal age to give consent.

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What's the difference between shoes and a ginger? Shoes do the kicking.

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A: Knock knock! B: A: Guess no one's home.

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read down and see what it is like BEFOR MARRIAGE boy:at last.i can hardly wait! girl:do you want to leave me? boy:NO! dont even think about it! girl:do you love me? boy:ofcourse! always girl:have you ever cheated on me? boy:NO! why are you even asking? girl:will you kiss me ? boy:every chance i get! girl:will you hit me ? boy:hell no! are you crazy ? girl:can i trust you? boy:yes! girl:darling!! read up again and see what it is like AFTER MARRIAGE (L.W)

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this site is funny.

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Always bring food to the zoo. It's not the animals who placed the signs not to feed them.

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A 55-year-old white man's car is broken, so he decides to take a bus to work that morning. His bus arrives and he gets on. Then he notices the driver's a woman. He pays for his ticket, takes a seat by the window and in about an hour he gets to his office.

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Why did the black guy punch the Mexican guy? Because they were in a fight.

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what is the difference between a Ferrari and a bucket of dead babies......... I dont have a Ferrari in my garage

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What do you call an Arab flying a plane? A pilot. *BOOM* Never mind, he was a terrorist.

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A boy and his father are in a car crash. The father dies and the son is transported to the nearest hospital. Once there, a surgeon is brought in to operate on the boy. The surgeon steps back and says "I can't operate on this boy, I haven't had enough training for such a situation." The hospital calls in another surgeon and they are more qualified for the event. Then the surgeon wakes up and realizes the boy is in critical condition. There is blood drenching his shirt and there is only seconds to operate. Suddenly, the boy wakes up and realizes he has just survived a car crash. Suddenly Leonardo DeCaprio enters with a girl. The world turns on its side and they all wake up to find them selves a victim of Inception. Then the caterpillar wakes up and realizes it has immense mental capacity, even above those of an above-average human. Then I woke up and realized I lost my job. MLIA.

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What did the little boy get for Christmas? Nothing. He's Jewish.

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What came first?....the woman or the sandwich

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What did the tractor say to the cow? I'm a tractor, you're a cow, go figure.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the cactus cross the road? It was stuck to the chickens butt.

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why did the puppy have a sticky tongue? because its owner was abusive and made the puppy lick peanut butter from his balls

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why do women wear perfume and make-up? 'cause they're ugly and smell bad

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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