Why's the sun red? It's not it's orange.........retard

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why does crazy george spin a ball on his fingers well? because he has a huge dingo

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An Englishman, Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They enjoy a few quiet drinks while watching a rugby match between Italy and France on the big screen, which is why they came into this particular bar. The Englishman hopes Italy will win, the Irishman is also supporting Italy while the Scotsman is up for France. France wins the match and the Scotsman says "Good game lads eh?" The others agree.

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what did one lady say to another lady? we are both ladies

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Why couldn't the boy see? He was dead

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What's 2+2? It's certainly not 1.

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Guy 1: "Hey, you have some updawg on your face." Guy 2: "Oh, thanks. Did I get it?" Guy 1: "Yeah, I think so."

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Why do undertakers wear ties? Because their profession is very serious, and it is important that their appearance has a degree of gravitas.

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What's red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

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Person 1: What's 2+2? Person 2: 4 Person 1: Oh, you already heard that one.

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How do you kill a blonde woman? Stab her in the stomach so all the acidic contents of her stomach slowly burn her flesh.

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What do you call two men riding a bicycle.

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Q:I finished my Homework A:thats what she said

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Man: Docter it hurts when i touch my legs! Docter: yeah you have two shattered knee caps youll never walk again.

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Punch line.

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Cole is "good" at soccer

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Knock Know Who's there Interrupting ghost Interu--BOO!!! Ha HA!

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Whats the difference between a jew and a boy scout boy scouts come back from camp

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''Wanna hear a joke?'' ''Sure'' ''a joke''

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When Life throws you lemons you might be hallucinating

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What is one plus one? I don't want to do math.

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Why did Cody sit in the corner? Because his daddy didn't love him. #DaddyDoesn'tLoveYouAnymoreChair

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Everyone is special in there own ways except for patrick whos demented

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An Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They have a few drinks, then go to a club, where they amuse each other and those around them by completely slurring their words in their already very strong regional accents. Then they get a taxi back to the house of the Englishman as he lives nearest, and stay the night. The next morning, the Scotsman and the Irishmen walk home as they are still hungover and do not wish to risk driving.

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Anti Joke

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