- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the best part about having sex with twenty-six year olds? They're of legal age to give consent.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it's a chicken and it doesn't know any better. It probably doesn't know where it is much less where it's going.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

A man walks into a store and asks for a loaf of bread.

roses are red violets are blue some poems rhyme this one doesn't

how are a plum and a rabbit the same? they are both purple except the rabbit

Whut r bacer dew? Eh muphin

Yo momma so fat she was baptized in a church, because she wasn't as fat as she is currently.

If one train goes east at 30mph and another train goes south at 53mph, how many pancakes does it take to make a mattress? 7 because peanut butter can't climb trees.

A chicken crossed the road and the farmer said, "Where the hell is that chicken going!?"

What did the japonese man say? Nothing that we can understand.

What do you call a redneck in a propane store? A customer.

What happened to the prisoner who dropped the soap while in the shower with other men? Another prisoner picked up and gave it to him and finished showering and felt squeaky clean.

what's blue and white and red all over? -nothing the "red all over" part implies a contradiction to blue and white.

What is purple after you stroke it a lot? An eggplant

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

How do you see a black man in the dark? You dont

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers

Why hasn't Justin Bieber gone through puberty. Usher Chopped his balls off.

Wanna hear a joke? Good, go ask a comedian.

What do you get when you mix a dog and a cow blood everywhere

Three a man is trapped on a desert island and a genie offers to grant him one wish. The man accepts the existence of the genie and then wishes for unlimited wishes for the rest of his life. The man takes over the world.

What's bigger than your penis? The Empire State Building.

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