An Englishman, Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They enjoy a few quiet drinks while watching a rugby match between Italy and France on the big screen, which is why they came into this particular bar. The Englishman hopes Italy will win, the Irishman is also supporting Italy while the Scotsman is up for France. France wins the match and the Scotsman says "Good game lads eh?" The others agree.

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What did the japonese man say? Nothing that we can understand.

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Why is the sky blue? Because when you look up at the sky, especially during the daytime, the sky is giving a bluish color.

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Why did the man murder his wife in cold blood? Because she was alive before he killed her.

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Emo Girl: Whats Your Favorite song? Regulor Girl: Something Carrie Underwood sing!(: Emo Girl: Are you retarted? Regulor Girl: Well im not the one who loves Emos .-. --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Honstley, I didnt right this my cousin told me to wriget this... i think its stupied... And Yes, Ima Emo but im not trying to judge people if there emo or not! :D Luv ya! -Angel- <3

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Why do undertakers wear ties? Because their profession is very serious, and it is important that their appearance has a degree of gravitas.

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Why did the priest touch the little boy? To Baptise him.

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Why couldn't the Hispanic guy become a firefighter? Because the fire chief was racist.

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i did not type this on 12/23/11 at 8:49:47

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An irishman walks out of a pub

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Hey, I just met you and i am crazy, but? here's my room key let's make a baby.

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japan4.

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A French, an American and a Belgian are going together on holidays. I hope they'll have good weather.

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Girls go to college to get more knowledge. Boys go to Jupiter because they're already smart enough to achieve interplanetary space travel.

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how are a plum and a rabbit the same? they are both purple except the rabbit

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am i invited to party? no

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the world flooded and everybody died how did they die? the all fell into lava!

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What is one plus one? I don't want to do math.

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So three Mexicans, a black man, and 2 white men enter a room. They promptly sever their penises and jump out the window because they are all members of a strange cult.

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Isn't it funny that we think it's totally normal for females to not have penises but for literally EVERY OTHER group of people, it's weird and not ok double standard?

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Knock Knock Who's there? Doctor. Doctor who? What? No? I'm here to inform you that your child won't be coming out of that coma, I'm sorry.

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Hey i just met you & this is crazy but Nia and Goober Made a baby

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Eating chicken off a baby's ass

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GIVE

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