What did andy say when he went down on burger nips? Welcome to the jungle

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teacher: what comes after 69? johnny: mouthwash teacher: get out.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The pen was left open, and it felt slightly curious.

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Have you ever seen that clown at walmart that hides from gay people?

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Why did the blonde kid lose the spelling bee? Because she misspelled a word.

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Q: What did my uncle Tom say when he first encountered my friend Richard Jefferson? A: Hello

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A man walks into a bar and says "Hi everybody, it's me!" So everybody turns round. But it wasn't him.

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whats worse than 10 babies in a mail box 1 baby in 10 mail boxes

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Knock Knock. "Who's there?" The cops.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, Others don't.

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A 55-year-old white man's car is broken, so he decides to take a bus to work that morning. His bus arrives and he gets on. Then he notices the driver's a woman. He pays for his ticket, takes a seat by the window and in about an hour he gets to his office.

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Q. What's silver and cries? A. Someone who's been stabbed while wearing a suit of armour.

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What's worst than getting glass stuck in your foot? Rubbing lotion on a fork.

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A women go hit by a car, what everyone woners though, how did the car get in between the bedroom and the kitchen?

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How do you get a lawyer out of a tree? Lean a ladder against the tree and reassure them if they are apprehensive.

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Why shouldnt you throw rocks at a black kid on a bike? Because the kid wasn't riding in your way, you could get arrested for assault and battery, and he probably lives in a low income area and cant afford health insurance if he was injured.

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Every 60 seconds in Africa, a minute passes.

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Rose is Red Violet Blew Mustard is in Clue … What about Moni-… ahhh my eye!

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Person 1: What's 2+2? Person 2: 4 Person 1: Oh, you already heard that one.

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I have sex daily, I mean dyslexia.

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I like my coffee like i like my woman, Without a penis.

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Your mom is so stupid that... She often makes mistakes.

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How did the black guy cross the street? He jumped it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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