What's the difference between a rabbit and a plum? They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

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A sheep goes up to to a horse and asks "Does you speak sheep?".The horse replies ''Neigh''.

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A rabbi, a nun, a priest, a hooker, a stripper, 2 secret servicemen, a teacher, a midget, a ginger, a rodeo clown, a nascar driver, a homosexual native american, a heterosexual native american, 2 portuguese tuba players, an african american taxi driver, a blind man, his seeing eye dog, a bartender, 2 minor league baseball players, 3 lesbian mexican salsa dance instructors and a dwarf are all in a bar. They all had a good time and the teacher and one ol the portuguese tuba players ended up becoming facebook friends.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a terrorist.

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What jew get for christmas? Your money.

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Q: What did the first kid say to the second kid before he handed him a pencil? A: May I have a pencil?

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A French, an American and a Belgian are going together on holidays. I hope they'll have good weather.

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What's brown and smells Iike crap? My brother he doesn't shower and is Hispanic

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A women go hit by a car, what everyone woners though, how did the car get in between the bedroom and the kitchen?

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how many indians does it take to screw in a light bulb? one if it can reach 2 if it's high.One to screw in the bulb the other to hold the ladder.

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Johnny has 30 pints of ice cream. He eats 25 pints. What does Johnny have? Diabetes. Johnny has diabetes.

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Why did the beach ball pop? Because it stepped on a sharp chocolate chip cookie!

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Q : Why was the little girl crying? A : Because she tripped and hurt her knee.

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An Englishman, Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They enjoy a few quiet drinks while watching a rugby match between Italy and France on the big screen, which is why they came into this particular bar. The Englishman hopes Italy will win, the Irishman is also supporting Italy while the Scotsman is up for France. France wins the match and the Scotsman says "Good game lads eh?" The others agree.

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Roses are gray violets are gray everything is gray because I'm color blind.

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your moms fat. she's ugly too.

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What's worse than Hell? The Holocaust.

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Knock Knock. Martha, get the door I'm watching the game!

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An irishman walks out of a pub

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What's red, blue, green, yellow, pink, purple, orange, teal, light green, brown, black and white? Colours, except for black and white, for they are the absence and amalgam of all colours, respectively.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The pen was left open, and it felt slightly curious.

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How did Hellen Keller's parents punish her? They sent her to her room.

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A man walks into a bar and says "Hi everybody, it's me!" So everybody turns round. But it wasn't him.

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How do you make a black man cry? A: Kill his whole family.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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