Man: Docter it hurts when i touch my legs! Docter: yeah you have two shattered knee caps youll never walk again.

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Asian: what time is it? other person: time for you to open your eyes.

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Why did little Timmy drop his ice cream? He was hit by a bus.

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I am not under the alkafluence of inkahlol. The drunker I am, the longer I get.

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How do you make a man sad? By drowning him in a Bede.

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''Wanna hear a joke?'' ''Sure'' ''a joke''

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If at first you don't succeed.... maybe skydiving isn't for you...

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So a man is shopping on black Friday...

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what did the 35 year old man say when he walked in his home last night? Nothing, he started crying because he saw that someone had viciously killed his guinea pig.

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Women's rights.

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lol this is the best joke ever!

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Hey i just met you & this is crazy but Nia and Goober Made a baby

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Why is the sky blue? Because when you look up at the sky, especially during the daytime, the sky is giving a bluish color.

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What's the difference between a duck? An armchair, because a vest has no sleeves.

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What's red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

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What kind of party doesn't have cake? The Nazi Party.

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What's the difference between a black guy and a door? Various answers are acceptable. The door has hinges, a black guy has legs, etc.

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What did the man say to the other man? You smell nice today.

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What is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? The pizza doesn't scream when riding on a roller coaster.

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this site is funny.

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what did one farmer say to the other farmer we are farmers

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, Others don't.

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What did the chicken say to the rhino? Nothing. Animals can't talk.

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why was the panda sent to prison? he played a major roll in the bombing of 9-11

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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