why did Stevie Wonder run a stop sign? he was changing his CD's and missed it.

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What do you call a horse with no eyes? A horse with no eyes.

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Why couldn't the Hispanic guy become a firefighter? Because the fire chief was racist.

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What do you call ten black men running down the street? A race.

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What`s the best part about twenty-three year olds? there are twenty of them

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Why did Dumbledore fall off the astronomy tower? Because Snape killed him.

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A doctor walks into a room after a woman has just given birth to her baby Doctor: I've got some good news and some bad news Mom: Whats the bad news? Doctor: Your Baby is Ginger. Mom: So what's the good news? Doctor: It's dead.

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Why couldn't the dog fetch? It's back legs were useless after it got run over.

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What do you call an Arab flying a plane? A pilot. *BOOM* Never mind, he was a terrorist.

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Knock, Knock Who is there? Yo Yo who? *the man ran away and was never seen again, because he had nowhere to stay*

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A guy walks into a bar. Ouch

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How many polish people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? -One

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What happened to the blind man who went skydiving? Nothing but the dog was unlucky.The dog kept squirming and he thought he hadnt gone down the cliff yet and said "ok fine dont come with me!".The dog didnt survive. :'(

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Roses are red Violets are blue This doesn't make sense Your cute

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GIVE

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How do you see a black man in the dark? You dont

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Q.) What did the boy do when he got home? A.) He repeatedly cried due to the large amount of bullying he faced at school. He had constantly tried to contact his parents and teachers for help yet no one would listen. The boy was found dead in his room the next day. Poor kid.

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A: Knock knock! B: A: Guess no one's home.

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What did the White guy say to the Black Guy? "Hey, what's up?"

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Why did the blonde kid lose the spelling bee? Because she misspelled a word.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate rhyming, penis.

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Knock Knock. "Who's there?" The cops.

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Why did the black guy punch the Mexican guy? Because they were in a fight.

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Anti Joke

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