Isn't it funny that we think it's totally normal for females to not have penises but for literally EVERY OTHER group of people, it's weird and not ok double standard?

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I once looked at a hedge that had the same colour leaves as all of the other hedges in that particular area.

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Whats worse than a dead baby at the bottom of a trash can? Two dead babies. Whats worse then that 5 dead babies and worse then that? Im starting to have suspicions of you being a mass murdurer of small children.

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Eating chicken off a baby's ass

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Q: What's green has four legs and would kill you if it fell off a roof and hit you? A: A pool table.

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where can you find a monkey, a blond, and a bear? the zoo.

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Q. What's the difference between dead babies and celebrities? A. Nobody likes celebrities.

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What kind of party doesn't have cake? The Nazi Party.

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hi, im sober.

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "why the long face?". The horse doesn't reply because horse can't talk.

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What did the man say to the other man? You smell nice today.

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A man walks into a store and asks for a loaf of bread.

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What is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? The pizza doesn't scream when riding on a roller coaster.

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guess how...chicken pow! guess who...chicken poo! guess when...chicken pen! guess where...chicken hair! guess what...your adopted.

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Wanna here a joke? Womens rights

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Snapple fact #572: You're a terrible person.

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead.

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What did the cop say to the robber? You have the right to remain silent

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Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but he had already had one earlier. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free taco.

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What do you get when you cross Justin Bieber and One Direction? A bunch of gay pop stars.

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How do you make a man sad? By drowning him in a Bede.

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How do you kill a blonde? A gun, knife, there are a number of ways really...

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When life gives you oranges, make lemonade.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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