Always bring food to the zoo. It's not the animals who placed the signs not to feed them.

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What did the cop say to the robber? You have the right to remain silent

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Did you hear about the blonde who jumped out off a bridge? She was clinically depressed and took her own life because of her terribly low self-esteem.

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my bubbles!

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Why did the black man run from the officer? The officer was trying to rape him.

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What is the difference between peanut butter andd jam! Jam is made from crushed fruit and gelatine while peanut butter is made from finely ground peanuts and is often sweetened with sugar.

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What do you call a guy who has sex with kids? A child molester

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Whats the difference between and anti joke and a joke? There two different things.

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Robin, get in the Bat-mobile!

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Eating chicken off a baby's ass

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Person 1: What's 2+2? Person 2: 4 Person 1: Oh, you already heard that one.

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Invisible Television.

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What is the difference between your mother and a hooker? Gonorrhea and her father's approval.

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Cole is "good" at soccer

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i did not type this on 12/23/11 at 8:49:47

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Why did the blonde kid lose the spelling bee? Because she misspelled a word.

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whats worse than 10 babies in a mail box 1 baby in 10 mail boxes

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What did the chicken say to the rhino? Nothing. Animals can't talk.

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Why couldn't the dog fetch? It's back legs were useless after it got run over.

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When life gives you oranges, make lemonade.

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What do you call an Arab flying a plane? A pilot. *BOOM* Never mind, he was a terrorist.

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One day a horse goes to a bakery store and asks the shopkeeper for a fresh loaf of bread. Surprised at the request the shopkeeper asked - White bread or whole wheat? To which the horse replied - Makes no difference cause i rode my bicycle to work yesterday.

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If at first you don't succeed.... maybe skydiving isn't for you...

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What is Ash gray Battleship gray Black Blue-gray Cadet gray Charcoal Cool gray Davy's gray Payne's gray Gunmetal Silver Slate gray Taupe Purple taupe Medium taupe Rose quartz Taupe gray Timberwolf WhiteApple green Asparagus Bright green Cal Poly Chartreuse Dark olive green Dark spring green Dartmouth green Fern green Forest greenGreen Green-yellow Harlequin Honeydew Hunter green India green Islamic green Jungle green Lawn green LimePhthalo green Pigment green Pine green Pistachio Sea green Shamrock green Spring bud Spring green Teal Yellow-greenAlice blue Aqua Aquamarine Celeste Cerulean Cyan Electric blue Jungle green Magic mint MintAir Force blue Air superiority blue Alice blue Azure Baby blue Bleu de France Blue Blue-gray Bondi blue Brandeis blueAmethyst Byzantium Cerise Eggplant Fandango Fuchsia Heliotrope Indigo Lavender blush Lavender (floralblack gray silver white maroon red purple fuchsia green lime olive yellow navy blue teal aqua a List that you just spent 5 min reading

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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