Eating chicken off a baby's ass

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What kind of cookies does a pedophile order from the girl scouts? Samoas...pedophiles love coconut.

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what did the duck say to the chicken .nothing

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A horse walks into a bar. The owner immediately seeks out the owner of the misplaced obstruction and asks them to remove it promptly less his animal suffers any more untoward damage

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The pen was left open, and it felt slightly curious.

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why did Stevie Wonder run a stop sign? he was changing his CD's and missed it.

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Q.) What did the boy do when he got home? A.) He repeatedly cried due to the large amount of bullying he faced at school. He had constantly tried to contact his parents and teachers for help yet no one would listen. The boy was found dead in his room the next day. Poor kid.

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Why was the old lady hard of hearing? She spent many of her young days blasting hard rock from her speakers/

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Why wouldn't the girl clean her room? She was paralyzed.

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A woman walks up to her man and asks him to take out the trash. He agrees and takes the trash out.

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A man walks into a bar and says "Hi everybody, it's me!" So everybody turns round. But it wasn't him.

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Why did the blonde kid lose the spelling bee? Because she misspelled a word.

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What did the rock say to the other rock? It didnt

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When life gives you oranges, make lemonade.

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my bubbles!

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Knock, Knock Who is there? Yo Yo who? *the man ran away and was never seen again, because he had nowhere to stay*

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You wanna hear an inside joke? That was one of them.

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If at first you don't succeed.... maybe skydiving isn't for you...

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It's black, and when it falls out of a tree, your refrigurator is broken. Your refrigurator.

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What's black and white and red all over. An interracial suicide pact.

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What is Ash gray Battleship gray Black Blue-gray Cadet gray Charcoal Cool gray Davy's gray Payne's gray Gunmetal Silver Slate gray Taupe Purple taupe Medium taupe Rose quartz Taupe gray Timberwolf WhiteApple green Asparagus Bright green Cal Poly Chartreuse Dark olive green Dark spring green Dartmouth green Fern green Forest greenGreen Green-yellow Harlequin Honeydew Hunter green India green Islamic green Jungle green Lawn green LimePhthalo green Pigment green Pine green Pistachio Sea green Shamrock green Spring bud Spring green Teal Yellow-greenAlice blue Aqua Aquamarine Celeste Cerulean Cyan Electric blue Jungle green Magic mint MintAir Force blue Air superiority blue Alice blue Azure Baby blue Bleu de France Blue Blue-gray Bondi blue Brandeis blueAmethyst Byzantium Cerise Eggplant Fandango Fuchsia Heliotrope Indigo Lavender blush Lavender (floralblack gray silver white maroon red purple fuchsia green lime olive yellow navy blue teal aqua a List that you just spent 5 min reading

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An Englishman, Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They enjoy a few quiet drinks while watching a rugby match between Italy and France on the big screen, which is why they came into this particular bar. The Englishman hopes Italy will win, the Irishman is also supporting Italy while the Scotsman is up for France. France wins the match and the Scotsman says "Good game lads eh?" The others agree.

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Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

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What do you call it when a homosexual from spain is forced to have sex with a 400 pound black man? Rape

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