A: Knock knock! B: A: Guess no one's home.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar.

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Pickup Line: Hay girl is that a mirror in your pants. Becuase I can see me in it.

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Always bring food to the zoo. It's not the animals who placed the signs not to feed them.

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Knock Knock. "Who's there?" The cops.

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A French, an American and a Belgian are going together on holidays. I hope they'll have good weather.

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What happens if someones forgets to put the 'anti' next to 'joke.' It is taken by someone else and created into an anti Joke.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the cactus cross the road? It was stuck to the chickens butt.

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-Is Michael Jackson dead? - HELL YEAH HE'S DEAD!!

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An Englishman, Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They enjoy a few quiet drinks while watching a rugby match between Italy and France on the big screen, which is why they came into this particular bar. The Englishman hopes Italy will win, the Irishman is also supporting Italy while the Scotsman is up for France. France wins the match and the Scotsman says "Good game lads eh?" The others agree.

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Robin, get in the Bat-mobile!

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why do women wear perfume and make-up? 'cause they're ugly and smell bad

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There are two muffins in the oven. One muffin says to the other "phew it's kinda hot in here" the other muffin says "AWW a talking muffin!"

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What do you call a redneck in a propane store? A customer.

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Eating chicken off a baby's ass

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Invisible Television.

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how many blondes does it take to fix a lightbulb? 764,983,792,545,653,

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What do you call a horse with no eyes? A horse with no eyes.

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What's the best part about having sex with twenty-six year olds? They're of legal age to give consent.

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read down and see what it is like BEFOR MARRIAGE boy:at last.i can hardly wait! girl:do you want to leave me? boy:NO! dont even think about it! girl:do you love me? boy:ofcourse! always girl:have you ever cheated on me? boy:NO! why are you even asking? girl:will you kiss me ? boy:every chance i get! girl:will you hit me ? boy:hell no! are you crazy ? girl:can i trust you? boy:yes! girl:darling!! read up again and see what it is like AFTER MARRIAGE (L.W)

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate rhyming, penis.

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this site is funny.

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Whats the difference between a circle and a peace sign? Three lines!

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Why did lil yazzy watch The Hills at 12:40 in the morning? Because she was casually surfing netflix and clicked on it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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