why did the puppy have a sticky tongue? because its owner was abusive and made the puppy lick peanut butter from his balls

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Wanna hear a dirty joke? I had gay butt sex.

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So a Jewish man walks into a bar, You think Jesus being all knowing would have realized it was there.

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your moms fat. she's ugly too.

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What's worse than Hell? The Holocaust.

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Invisible Television.

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A sheep goes up to to a horse and asks "Does you speak sheep?".The horse replies ''Neigh''.

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What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A pilot

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Chuck Norris was walking down the street when he was confronted by an armed, very desperate street robber. Chuck unfortunately made the decision to defend himself, and was shot in the gut before he could complete a roundhouse kick. The robber then took his wallet and ran off, undoubtedly to buy drugs.

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Why did the postal worker go to work? Because he has to support his family so they do not starve like his dog.

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A 55-year-old white man's car is broken, so he decides to take a bus to work that morning. His bus arrives and he gets on. Then he notices the driver's a woman. He pays for his ticket, takes a seat by the window and in about an hour he gets to his office.

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hi.... bonjour... hola... DOOO YOUUUU UNDERSTANDDD MEEE !!!!!!!!!!!

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Why was 15 afraid of 16? Coz 16 was bigger than him.

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A guy walks into a bar. Ouch

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Why don't cannibals eat clowns? Clowns do not populate the area in which cannibals reside

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the cactus cross the road? It was stuck to the chickens butt.

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-Is Michael Jackson dead? - HELL YEAH HE'S DEAD!!

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What do you call a guy who has sex with kids? A child molester

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Eating chicken off a baby's ass

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GIVE

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Limericks are fun, I have an orange Nothing rhymes with orange crap orange

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What kind of cookies does a pedophile order from the girl scouts? Samoas...pedophiles love coconut.

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What?

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A horse walks into a bar. The owner immediately seeks out the owner of the misplaced obstruction and asks them to remove it promptly less his animal suffers any more untoward damage

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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