What did zero say to ten? I see you found someone

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In Soviet Russia, there are communists.

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What do you call a horse with no eyes? A horse with no eyes.

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what's the difference between a duck? one leg is the same.

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Why couldn't the Hispanic guy become a firefighter? Because the fire chief was racist.

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Whats pink and looked like an angry bulldog? Your moms vagina last night

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What do you call ten black men running down the street? A race.

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What did the chicken say to the rhino? Nothing. Animals can't talk.

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What's the difference between shoes and a ginger? Shoes do the kicking.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate rhyming, penis.

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Wanna hear a joke? Good, go ask a comedian.

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What is marios favorite type of jeans? a brand that he enjoys and feels is comfortable in

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Always bring food to the zoo. It's not the animals who placed the signs not to feed them.

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What do you get when you mix a dog and a cow blood everywhere

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Q. What's silver and cries? A. Someone who's been stabbed while wearing a suit of armour.

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Why did the monkey fall from the tree? Gravitational force acted upon the monkey who was not holding on to any branch.

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Why dont we just make fun of both? *mexican music plays*

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the cactus cross the road? It was stuck to the chickens butt.

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-Is Michael Jackson dead? - HELL YEAH HE'S DEAD!!

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Why did the cookie go to the hospital? Leukemia

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What's black and white and red all over. An interracial suicide pact.

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how much blow can charlie sheen hold up his nose? enough to kill Two and A Half Men

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Q: What do you call a black person that flies planes? A: A pilot you racist

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Q : Why was the little girl crying? A : Because she tripped and hurt her knee.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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