Why wouldn't the girl clean her room? She was paralyzed.

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Whats pink and looked like an angry bulldog? Your moms vagina last night

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What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? Their names, if you know them. If not just say "excuse me"

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A: Knock knock! B: A: Guess no one's home.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar.

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a blind man walks into a bar it hurt.

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Q: What did the first kid say to the second kid before he handed him a pencil? A: May I have a pencil?

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Caitlyn.

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A: Knock Knock. B: ... A: Knock Knock. B: ... A: I guess nobody's home. (leaves.)

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Hey buddy what's up? I justed wanted to know if you wanted to hang out tonight. Just call me and tell me what you wanna do. Ok that's it see ya. Oh yeah! I gave your mom an STD...sorry dude...it just happened. I hope your dad isn't mad. Again, really sorry. Ok bye.

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What do you call an Arab flying a plane? A pilot. *BOOM* Never mind, he was a terrorist.

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You wanna hear an inside joke? That was one of them.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the cactus cross the road? It was stuck to the chickens butt.

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An Englishman, Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They enjoy a few quiet drinks while watching a rugby match between Italy and France on the big screen, which is why they came into this particular bar. The Englishman hopes Italy will win, the Irishman is also supporting Italy while the Scotsman is up for France. France wins the match and the Scotsman says "Good game lads eh?" The others agree.

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why did the puppy have a sticky tongue? because its owner was abusive and made the puppy lick peanut butter from his balls

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what did batman tell robin before they got into the batmobile? -let's get in the batmobile!

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What?

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read down and see what it is like BEFOR MARRIAGE boy:at last.i can hardly wait! girl:do you want to leave me? boy:NO! dont even think about it! girl:do you love me? boy:ofcourse! always girl:have you ever cheated on me? boy:NO! why are you even asking? girl:will you kiss me ? boy:every chance i get! girl:will you hit me ? boy:hell no! are you crazy ? girl:can i trust you? boy:yes! girl:darling!! read up again and see what it is like AFTER MARRIAGE (L.W)

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What`s the best part about twenty-three year olds? there are twenty of them

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Always bring food to the zoo. It's not the animals who placed the signs not to feed them.

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A doctor walks into a room after a woman has just given birth to her baby Doctor: I've got some good news and some bad news Mom: Whats the bad news? Doctor: Your Baby is Ginger. Mom: So what's the good news? Doctor: It's dead.

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Q: How did Muhamid Ali ( casius clay ) get a black eye? A: He was born

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what is the difference between a Ferrari and a bucket of dead babies......... I dont have a Ferrari in my garage

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Whats the difference between a chicken? One of its legs are both the same.

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Anti Joke

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