What the difference between a black man and a pizza? A black man is capable of feeding a family. A pizza is capable of feeding an American.

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Which came first the egg or the chicken? The chicken because eggs can't cross the road

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What did the nurse say to the doctor? Boo-hoo, i was pranked over the phone, i'm gonna kill myself now.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

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A man walks into a bar and says "Hi everybody, it's me!" So everybody turns round. But it wasn't him.

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*insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and think it's original because I changed one word*

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how do u piss of a polish man? rape his girlfriend

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i think i have a problem with these jokes they aren't finny

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A bear walks into a bar. The building is evacuated swiftly but several people are killed

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Whats worse than the holocaust? A n a l

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A baby seal walks into a club...

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A barrel of monkeys is only a barrel of laughs if they're alive and telling jokes.

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Oh look, I've found my knife

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Kony 2012

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How come the black man couldn't be seen on film? He could be seen on film, he's not a vampire.

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What did the lawyer get for Christmas? More paper work

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your mama is so stupid i believe she will have a difficult time finding employment in these rough economic times

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My wife's star sign was cancer and it's quite ironic how she died really... She was attacked by a giant crab.

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What makes women so mystifying and beautiful? Tits.

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A dog walks into a bar, looks at the bartender, lifts its leg and pisses on a bar stool. What does the bartender do ? He chases the dog out the bar and gets a mop to mop up the piss.

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Girls go to college to get more knowledge. Boys go to Jupiter because they're already smart enough to achieve interplanetary space travel.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

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"Ask me if I'm a banana." "Are you a banana?" "No."

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the middle of the oceon? Dead in the water.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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