All I want for Chrismas, the murderer of my parents to be caught.

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What's the difference between a gay white man and a gay black man? Nothing because they are both sexually attracted to men.

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I have sex daily, I mean dyslexia.

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Your mom is so stupid that... She often makes mistakes.

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How do you see a black man in the dark? You dont

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teacher: what comes after 69? johnny: mouthwash teacher: get out.

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What is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? The pizza doesn't scream when riding on a roller coaster.

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Oxygen and magnesium are going out OMG Think science the you might get it If not O oxygen mg magnesium

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, Others don't.

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What do you call something that comes out of a llama's butt? poop

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A women go hit by a car, what everyone woners though, how did the car get in between the bedroom and the kitchen?

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What's the difference between a bird and a horse? - Both can fly, exept the horse.

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What did the adverb say to the noun? Hopefully whale.

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What magical power enables Spongebob to talk? There is no magical power. he is a cartoon therefore making him be able to anything in anyone's wild dreams.

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Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

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What do you call it when a homosexual from spain is forced to have sex with a 400 pound black man? Rape

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How much stuff would a stuff muff huff if a stuff muff could huff stuff? Whole dang lotsa

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? -I don't have a ferrari in my garage.

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Why did the girl drown? Well, the girl probably did drown because she was within the ages of 3-5 years old, and she probably had a physical incapapbilty and she could not swim so her parents didn't save her.

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Rose is Red Violet Blew Mustard is in Clue … What about Moni-… ahhh my eye!

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Person 1: What's 2+2? Person 2: 4 Person 1: Oh, you already heard that one.

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A woman walks up to her man and asks him to take out the trash. He agrees and takes the trash out.

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Have you ever seen that clown at walmart that hides from gay people?

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Q: What did my uncle Tom say when he first encountered my friend Richard Jefferson? A: Hello

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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