- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens if someones forgets to put the 'anti' next to 'joke.' It is taken by someone else and created into an anti Joke.

Knock, Knock Who is there? Yo Yo who? the man ran away and was never seen again, because he had nowhere to stay

When life gives you oranges, make lemonade.

Why don't cannibals eat clowns? Clowns do not populate the area in which cannibals reside

What did the guy who had cancer get for Christmas? Death.

How did the soccer team win? They scored the most goals.

What did the tractor say to the cow? I'm a tractor, you're a cow, go figure.

What magical power enables Spongebob to talk? There is no magical power. he is a cartoon therefore making him be able to anything in anyone's wild dreams.

-Is Michael Jackson dead? - HELL YEAH HE'S DEAD!!

Q : Why was the little girl crying? A : Because she tripped and hurt her knee.

How do you put on a condom Very Carefully

Why did the girl fall off the couch? She had a seizure.

So a Jewish man walks into a bar, You think Jesus being all knowing would have realized it was there.

Which came first the egg or the chicken? The chicken because eggs can't cross the road

how did the bloop cross the road? to get to the other side

Why couldn't the Hispanic guy become a firefighter? Because the fire chief was racist.

how do you kill a bear. -you shoot it.

Dylan Eichas

What do you call ten black men running down the street? A race.

Whats pink and looked like an angry bulldog? Your moms vagina last night

a blind man walks into a bar it hurt.

Pickup Line: Hay girl is that a mirror in your pants. Becuase I can see me in it.

Wanna hear a joke? Good, go ask a comedian.

Q: What did the first kid say to the second kid before he handed him a pencil? A: May I have a pencil?

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