Why did the girl drown? Well, the girl probably did drown because she was within the ages of 3-5 years old, and she probably had a physical incapapbilty and she could not swim so her parents didn't save her.

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Never mail in your wishes to a genie, he may be dyslexic.

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A priest and a rabbi are playing golf one weekend. The priest tees off first. When the rabbi steps up to tee off, it begins to rain heavily. Dismayed, the rabbi says, "I thought it there was only a 10% chance of rain today."

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Why did the old lady start crying? Because her daughter was raped and killed.

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An irishman walks out of a pub

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Q: What comes after 8? A: 9

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Why were the babies used for target practice? Hitler demanded the Nazis to do so.

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read down and see what it is like BEFOR MARRIAGE boy:at last.i can hardly wait! girl:do you want to leave me? boy:NO! dont even think about it! girl:do you love me? boy:ofcourse! always girl:have you ever cheated on me? boy:NO! why are you even asking? girl:will you kiss me ? boy:every chance i get! girl:will you hit me ? boy:hell no! are you crazy ? girl:can i trust you? boy:yes! girl:darling!! read up again and see what it is like AFTER MARRIAGE (L.W)

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a blind man walks into a bar it hurt.

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Why did the monkey fall from the tree? Gravitational force acted upon the monkey who was not holding on to any branch.

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What did the rock say to the other rock? It didnt

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What came first?....the woman or the sandwich

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Whats worse than a dead baby at the bottom of a trash can? Two dead babies. Whats worse then that 5 dead babies and worse then that? Im starting to have suspicions of you being a mass murdurer of small children.

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why do women wear perfume and make-up? 'cause they're ugly and smell bad

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What the difference between a black man and a pizza? A black man is capable of feeding a family. A pizza is capable of feeding an American.

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umm idk what joke to write down so yea and so rate this a thumbs up! okay bc this is an awesome joke...right right right yea ik!

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Why was the manspenis big Cause he was a lucky bastard

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Whats is pathetic and just plain sad? Gas prices these days.

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What's 2+2? It's certainly not 1.

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How do you see a black man in the dark? You dont

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How do you get a small girl of a swing ? Throw a fridge at her

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What do you call two men riding a bicycle.

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers

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