Why did the black guy punch the Mexican guy? Because they were in a fight.

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What's the difference between a bird and a horse? - Both can fly, exept the horse.

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What is the difference between peanut butter andd jam! Jam is made from crushed fruit and gelatine while peanut butter is made from finely ground peanuts and is often sweetened with sugar.

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Q: What do you call a black person that flies planes? A: A pilot you racist

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oliver is gay. so much so that he has hex with other men and dosent mind it very much

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Why did the girl fall off the couch? She had a seizure.

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Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

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whats forever alone me

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A man walks into a bar, he is immediately rushed to the emergency room

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "How'd you open the door?"

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how did the bloop cross the road? to get to the other side

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Q: How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? A: One, possibly two if the lightbulb is high up and someone has to hold the ladder.

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What do you call a horse with no eyes? A horse with no eyes.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The pen was left open, and it felt slightly curious.

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whats worse than 10 babies in a mail box 1 baby in 10 mail boxes

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, Others don't.

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A doctor walks into a room after a woman has just given birth to her baby Doctor: I've got some good news and some bad news Mom: Whats the bad news? Doctor: Your Baby is Ginger. Mom: So what's the good news? Doctor: It's dead.

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what is the difference between a Ferrari and a bucket of dead babies......... I dont have a Ferrari in my garage

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What did the rock say to the other rock? It didnt

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A boy and his father are in a car crash. The father dies and the son is transported to the nearest hospital. Once there, a surgeon is brought in to operate on the boy. The surgeon steps back and says "I can't operate on this boy, I haven't had enough training for such a situation." The hospital calls in another surgeon and they are more qualified for the event. Then the surgeon wakes up and realizes the boy is in critical condition. There is blood drenching his shirt and there is only seconds to operate. Suddenly, the boy wakes up and realizes he has just survived a car crash. Suddenly Leonardo DeCaprio enters with a girl. The world turns on its side and they all wake up to find them selves a victim of Inception. Then the caterpillar wakes up and realizes it has immense mental capacity, even above those of an above-average human. Then I woke up and realized I lost my job. MLIA.

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When life gives you oranges, make lemonade.

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What came first?....the woman or the sandwich

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What did the guy who had cancer get for Christmas? Death.

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Roses are red violets are blue poems don't have to rhyme..... Refrigerator

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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