- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Doctor. Doctor who? What? No? I'm here to inform you that your child won't be coming out of that coma, I'm sorry.

What happen to the ginger after he posted a joke? He was put in jail for 6 months, and analy raped in prision!

why do women wear perfume and make-up? 'cause they're ugly and smell bad

What's the difference between a duck? An armchair, because a vest has no sleeves.

So there are two elephants in a bathtub. Elephant 1: "yo can you pass the shampoo" Elephant 2: "radio!"

What's red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

What kind of party doesn't have cake? The Nazi Party.

Q. Why did the friend say to the other friend "Your soo gay!" A. Because he was gay..

What did the volcano say to the other volcano? Nothing, Volcanoes are inanimate objects that do not possess the ability to speak.

ey can i pick your scabs plzz

Cole is "good" at soccer

guess how...chicken pow! guess who...chicken poo! guess when...chicken pen! guess where...chicken hair! guess what...your adopted.

Whats pink and looked like an angry bulldog? Your moms vagina last night

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, Others don't.

How are a bucket and a purple shovel alike? Coincidentally they both are registered sex offenders.

So a man is shopping on black Friday...

What do you tell a black man walking down the street with a suspicious look to him. Hey, how's it going?

whats green can fly and has legs? a plane i lied about the legs

Why did Cody sit in the corner? Because his daddy didn't love him. #DaddyDoesn'tLoveYouAnymoreChair

A fat man takes a crap, it looked like something a rhino would curl out.

An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side. Knock knock? Whos there? the Chicken.

What's the difference between shoes and a ginger? Shoes do the kicking.

How many lesbians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One, but she had a very muscular vagina.

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