Why did the postal worker go to work? Because he has to support his family so they do not starve like his dog.

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Cole is "good" at soccer

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because him and his girlfriend were in a bad relationship and he needed to get away for a while.

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What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? Their names, if you know them. If not just say "excuse me"

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Pickup Line: Hay girl is that a mirror in your pants. Becuase I can see me in it.

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Always bring food to the zoo. It's not the animals who placed the signs not to feed them.

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Why mommy upset cause wet and sticky make mommy upset

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Why was 15 afraid of 16? Coz 16 was bigger than him.

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-Is Michael Jackson dead? - HELL YEAH HE'S DEAD!!

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I once looked at a hedge that had the same colour leaves as all of the other hedges in that particular area.

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how much blow can charlie sheen hold up his nose? enough to kill Two and A Half Men

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The sun was burning as the Elephant offered the mouse to walk between the sun and the mouse so the mouse could get some shade. Mouse: Lets switch places so you can have some shade too! Elephant: Good idea! Just then unexpectedly the elephant slipped on a banana peel and tilted towards the mouse. Squish. Moral: The reason they never tell kids the full story... for real.. honest...

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Never mail in your wishes to a genie, he may be dyslexic.

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Why did the priest touch the little boy? To Baptise him.

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what did the duck say to the chicken .nothing

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What do you call a horse with no eyes? A horse with no eyes.

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What's the difference between a black guy and a door? Various answers are acceptable. The door has hinges, a black guy has legs, etc.

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Why couldn't the Hispanic guy become a firefighter? Because the fire chief was racist.

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A n antelope walks into a bar and many people leave for the sake of their safety and animal control gets called to escort the antelope out of the bar.

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Why is 6 scared of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

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Why did Dumbledore fall off the astronomy tower? Because Snape killed him.

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A Jew and a Nazi have dinner together...... they both immensely enjoyed the wine.

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A doctor walks into a room after a woman has just given birth to her baby Doctor: I've got some good news and some bad news Mom: Whats the bad news? Doctor: Your Baby is Ginger. Mom: So what's the good news? Doctor: It's dead.

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roses are red violets are blue some poems rhyme this one doesn't

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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