Why did the chicken cross the road? The pen was left open, and it felt slightly curious.

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Roses are red, Sometimes they're thorny, When I'm around you, I get kind of Horny

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How did the black guy cross the street? He jumped it.

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Why did the cookie go to the doctor? It didn't, a cookie is a food, therefore it doesn't have working organs.

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There once was a man named Joe. Joe had AIDS, and killed all his friends and family The End, now go back to bed, pussy

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josh- your a strange boy. liam- yes. due to by up bringing i have been exposed to unusual situations that most people do not encounter therefore affecting how i behave. Secondly the definition of normal is varying from person to person making being normal to every human being difficult to even the most capable of people. Essentialy Josh i care little for you comment. *josh was a black man who died of cancer 6 weeks after this incodent*

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Why don't cannibals eat clowns? Clowns do not populate the area in which cannibals reside

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Why's the sun red? It's not it's orange.........retard

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You wanna hear an inside joke? That was one of them.

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Why did Cody sit in the corner? Because his daddy didn't love him. #DaddyDoesn'tLoveYouAnymoreChair

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Isn't it funny that we think it's totally normal for females to not have penises but for literally EVERY OTHER group of people, it's weird and not ok double standard?

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what did the blind santa say to the jewish child jewish people don't believe in santa...awkward.

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Eating chicken off a baby's ass

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smug face >:}

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knock knock who's there? Kallie Kallie who? sorry, wrong house

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What do you call a black man and a white woman who are married? A married couple

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LIKE THIS!

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Q: What did Micheal Jackson Say to the boys? A: He can't speak because he's dead.

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this site is funny.

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Snapple fact #572: You're a terrible person.

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Wanna here a joke? Womens rights

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A French, an American and a Belgian are going together on holidays. I hope they'll have good weather.

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Why did the beach ball pop? Because it stepped on a sharp chocolate chip cookie!

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When life gives you oranges, make lemonade.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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