why did the guy drop his umbrella........ because he was getting raped.

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What is the difference between your mother and a hooker? Gonorrhea and her father's approval.

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What is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? The pizza doesn't scream when riding on a roller coaster.

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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

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I am not under the alkafluence of inkahlol. The drunker I am, the longer I get.

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Why a warm-harted man turned into cold-blooded? He's dead

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why was the panda sent to prison? he played a major roll in the bombing of 9-11

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who wins a race a white guy or a black guy? depends who's faster

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So three Mexicans, a black man, and 2 white men enter a room. They promptly sever their penises and jump out the window because they are all members of a strange cult.

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Everyone is special in there own ways except for patrick whos demented

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why does crazy george spin a ball on his fingers well? because he has a huge dingo

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a dog walk into a landmine, he exploded.

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Two muffins were sitting in an oven. The first muffin did not look over to the other one and did not talk to it because muffins are objects and do not have the ability to communicate.

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Why is the sky blue? Because when you look up at the sky, especially during the daytime, the sky is giving a bluish color.

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Eating chicken off a baby's ass

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What's the difference between a duck? An armchair, because a vest has no sleeves.

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did you know that Hellen Keller had a tree house? "no" she didn't know either.

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Why did the mammoth cross the road? For financial reasons.

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where can you find a monkey, a blond, and a bear? the zoo.

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What do you do when you come across a tiger in the jungle? Wipe it off and apologize.

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So there are two elephants in a bathtub. Elephant 1: "yo can you pass the shampoo" Elephant 2: "radio!"

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Why do undertakers wear ties? Because their profession is very serious, and it is important that their appearance has a degree of gravitas.

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What's red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

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Person 1: What's 2+2? Person 2: 4 Person 1: Oh, you already heard that one.

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