Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, Others don't.

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How do you stop a run-away bus? You sit down in the driver's seat and gently place your foot on the brake pedular and proceed to press it down. The brake pads, located in the calipers, will squeeze the brake discs and slow the bus eventually to stop at the crosswalk for the old lady accompanied by a young boy scout to cross the street and continue their wonderful lives.

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why was the panda sent to prison? he played a major roll in the bombing of 9-11

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There once was a man named Joe. Joe had AIDS, and killed all his friends and family The End, now go back to bed, pussy

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Q: Why did Megan Fox cross the road? A: Because she was running from a giant Decepticon!!! Why else!!!???

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A man walks into a bar. He buys a beer, drinks it and walks out.

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am i invited to party? no

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Q. What is worse than being British???? A. Not being British

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why do women wear perfume and make-up? 'cause they're ugly and smell bad

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if you are what you eat then you're a hamburger

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Why was the little Jewish girl sad? Because neo-Nazis killed her family.

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Never mail in your wishes to a genie, he may be dyslexic.

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What's worse than Hell? The Holocaust.

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All I want for Chrismas, the murderer of my parents to be caught.

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What do you call a black man and a white woman who are married? A married couple

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What do you call two men riding a bicycle.

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What is purple after you stroke it a lot? An eggplant

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What is the difference between your mother and a hooker? Gonorrhea and her father's approval.

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roses are red, violets are blue, i have a gun, shut the **** up.

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Roses are red, Sometimes they're thorny, When I'm around you, I get kind of Horny

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how many blondes does it take to fix a lightbulb? 764,983,792,545,653,

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Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side. Knock knock? Whos there? the Chicken.

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Q: What did Micheal Jackson Say to the boys? A: He can't speak because he's dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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