What's 2+2? It's certainly not 1.

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Never mail in your wishes to a genie, he may be dyslexic.

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knock knock who's there? Kallie Kallie who? sorry, wrong house

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Person 1: What's 2+2? Person 2: 4 Person 1: Oh, you already heard that one.

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Ask me if I'm a duck. Are you a duck? No.

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Why wouldn't the girl clean her room? She was paralyzed.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side. Knock knock? Whos there? the Chicken.

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How did the black guy cross the street? He jumped it.

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this site is funny.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, Others don't.

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A homeless guy on the brink of starvation found one dollar lying on the street. He took it and bought a lottery ticket at the local drugstore. God was looking down on him with pity that day and decided that day that he would no longer be a vagabond. The next day, the homeless man won the lottery jackpot, worth 100 million dollars. He declared that on that day, he was the luckiest and happiest man alive. He then woke up in a pile trash.

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What did the little boy get for Christmas? Nothing. He's Jewish.

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what did the 35 year old man say when he walked in his home last night? Nothing, he started crying because he saw that someone had viciously killed his guinea pig.

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Why did Cody sit in the corner? Because his daddy didn't love him. #DaddyDoesn'tLoveYouAnymoreChair

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what did one lady say to another lady? we are both ladies

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where can you find a monkey, a blond, and a bear? the zoo.

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What's red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

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A man walks into a bar and says "Hi everybody, it's me!" So everybody turns round. But it wasn't him.

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What did zero say to ten? I see you found someone

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What did the man say to the other man? You smell nice today.

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An insane individual walks into a bank and asks for $500. The teller refuses since he doesn't have an account, so the individual pulls out a gun and asks the teller again. The teller presses the silent panic button, causing the cops to show up and arrest the gunman, but not before he manages to shoot the teller and the small child standing next two counters over.

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What did the cop say to the robber? You have the right to remain silent

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Whats the difference between a jew and a boy scout boy scouts come back from camp

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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