Everyone is special in there own ways except for patrick whos demented

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Knock Knock Who's there? Doctor. Doctor who? What? No? I'm here to inform you that your child won't be coming out of that coma, I'm sorry.

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what did the blind santa say to the jewish child jewish people don't believe in santa...awkward.

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Why is the sky blue? Because when you look up at the sky, especially during the daytime, the sky is giving a bluish color.

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What's 2+2? It's certainly not 1.

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What happened to the prisoner who dropped the soap while in the shower with other men? Another prisoner picked up and gave it to him and finished showering and felt squeaky clean.

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How was copper wire invented? Probably some scientist did that

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LIKE THIS!

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What did zero say to ten? I see you found someone

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Punch line.

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Man: Docter it hurts when i touch my legs! Docter: yeah you have two shattered knee caps youll never walk again.

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A man walks into a store and asks for a loaf of bread.

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Why did little Timmy drop his ice cream? He was hit by a bus.

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Rich people gave money to charity Charity gave money to the homeless The homeless spent the money on drugs

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Whats the difference between a jew and a boy scout boy scouts come back from camp

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What did the boy say to his father? I don't know. With the seemingly infinite number of topics that two people could discuss and the fact that both the father and son are fictional, it would be unreasonable and border edge mentally unstable for me to assume that you would know what they may or may not be talking about.

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How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Just call the fire department, they're trained for that kind of stuff

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Whats worse than a dead baby at the bottom of a trash can? Two dead babies. Whats worse then that 5 dead babies and worse then that? Im starting to have suspicions of you being a mass murdurer of small children.

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Roses are gray violets are gray everything is gray because I'm color blind.

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What happened to the blind man who went skydiving? Nothing but the dog was unlucky.The dog kept squirming and he thought he hadnt gone down the cliff yet and said "ok fine dont come with me!".The dog didnt survive. :'(

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knock knock who's there? Kallie Kallie who? sorry, wrong house

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Ask me if I'm a duck. Are you a duck? No.

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What has feathers, and is known to fly? A bird

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The pen was left open, and it felt slightly curious.

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