How's a raven like a writing desk. you really are alice.

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Why is the black boy made fun of at school? Because the kids at his school are racist.

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What do you call two men riding a bicycle.

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How do you make a black man cry? A: Kill his whole family.

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How did the black guy cross the street? He jumped it.

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Q: What comes after 8? A: 9

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What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? Their names, if you know them. If not just say "excuse me"

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What's worst than getting glass stuck in your foot? Rubbing lotion on a fork.

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I once looked at a hedge that had the same colour leaves as all of the other hedges in that particular area.

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a black guy walks into a bar and the bartender says "get out of here, whites only" this joke takes place in the 1950's when african americans were discriminated against

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Why did Nicholas Cage cross the street? To steal the Declaration of Independence.

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why do women wear perfume and make-up? 'cause they're ugly and smell bad

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your moms fat. she's ugly too.

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Never mail in your wishes to a genie, he may be dyslexic.

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Why does a black man break into a car? Because he had closed the windows and locked his keys inside.

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Why did the old lady start crying? Because her daughter was raped and killed.

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How did Hellen Keller's parents punish her? They sent her to her room.

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your mommy so gehto shes black

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A man walks into a store and asks for a loaf of bread.

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What is marios favorite type of jeans? a brand that he enjoys and feels is comfortable in

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A 55-year-old white man's car is broken, so he decides to take a bus to work that morning. His bus arrives and he gets on. Then he notices the driver's a woman. He pays for his ticket, takes a seat by the window and in about an hour he gets to his office.

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a blind man walks into a bar it hurt.

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Knock Knock. "Who's there?" The cops.

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