What did the prisoner receive on his 44th birthday? Well obviously all mail in prisons is checked, but nothing dangerous was found. He received a book on different types of steam engines (he is a railway fan), some chocolate (galaxy caramel, which is his favourite), a crossword challenge book (he gets bored in his cell) and the anti joke book.

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Why was the little Jewish girl sad? Because neo-Nazis killed her family.

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Why did the mammoth cross the road? For financial reasons.

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Dislike this!!!!!!

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Why wouldn't the girl clean her room? She was paralyzed.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he had no arms.

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Wanna here a joke? Womens rights

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A 55-year-old white man's car is broken, so he decides to take a bus to work that morning. His bus arrives and he gets on. Then he notices the driver's a woman. He pays for his ticket, takes a seat by the window and in about an hour he gets to his office.

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Why did the beach ball pop? Because it stepped on a sharp chocolate chip cookie!

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Why don't cannibals eat clowns? Clowns do not populate the area in which cannibals reside

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am i invited to party? no

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A guy walks into a bar. Ouch

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When Life throws you lemons you might be hallucinating

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Why's the sun red? It's not it's orange.........retard

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So three Mexicans, a black man, and 2 white men enter a room. They promptly sever their penises and jump out the window because they are all members of a strange cult.

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Two monkeys are having sex. They both realize they're boys.

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Knock knock. It's me, the ratboy genius.

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A fat man takes a crap, it looked like something a rhino would curl out.

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How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Just call the fire department, they're trained for that kind of stuff

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An Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They have a few drinks, then go to a club, where they amuse each other and those around them by completely slurring their words in their already very strong regional accents. Then they get a taxi back to the house of the Englishman as he lives nearest, and stay the night. The next morning, the Scotsman and the Irishmen walk home as they are still hungover and do not wish to risk driving.

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What's 2+2? It's certainly not 1.

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Never mail in your wishes to a genie, he may be dyslexic.

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What's worse than Hell? The Holocaust.

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Why do undertakers wear ties? Because their profession is very serious, and it is important that their appearance has a degree of gravitas.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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