What did zero say to ten? I see you found someone

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A 55-year-old white man's car is broken, so he decides to take a bus to work that morning. His bus arrives and he gets on. Then he notices the driver's a woman. He pays for his ticket, takes a seat by the window and in about an hour he gets to his office.

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A violent biker gang walks into a bar to have a few drinks, the bar tender says "I'm sorry we can not serve you here." They then proceed to beat the man violently.

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How are a bucket and a purple shovel alike? Coincidentally they both are registered sex offenders.

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One day a horse goes to a bakery store and asks the shopkeeper for a fresh loaf of bread. Surprised at the request the shopkeeper asked - White bread or whole wheat? To which the horse replied - Makes no difference cause i rode my bicycle to work yesterday.

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What did the rock say to the other rock? It didnt

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What did the japonese man say? Nothing that we can understand.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says "why the long face." the horse says "my wife has terminal cancer."

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Yo mama's so fat that I make Yo Mama jokes about her!!

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A married man takes the ring off his finger.

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how did the bloop cross the road? to get to the other side

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How do you see a black man in the dark? You dont

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it's a chicken and it doesn't know any better. It probably doesn't know where it is much less where it's going.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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roses are red violets are blue some poems rhyme this one doesn't

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Three a man is trapped on a desert island and a genie offers to grant him one wish. The man accepts the existence of the genie and then wishes for unlimited wishes for the rest of his life. The man takes over the world.

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What's worse than finding ten babies nailed to a tree? One baby nailed to ten trees

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Why did girl cry? Because she recently saw the messy demise of her parent's marriage.

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Always bring food to the zoo. It's not the animals who placed the signs not to feed them.

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Why did the man walk into the bar? He wast thirsty.

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how are a plum and a rabbit the same? they are both purple except the rabbit

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Two muffins are in an oven. Muffin 1: Gosh it's hot in here. Muffin 2: Holy Crap! A talking muffin!

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Why don't cannibals eat clowns? Clowns do not populate the area in which cannibals reside

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Yo momma so fat she was baptized in a church, because she wasn't as fat as she is currently.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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