Chuck Norris was walking down the street when he was confronted by an armed, very desperate street robber. Chuck unfortunately made the decision to defend himself, and was shot in the gut before he could complete a roundhouse kick. The robber then took his wallet and ran off, undoubtedly to buy drugs.

thumb_up thumb_down +31

Why wouldn't the girl clean her room? She was paralyzed.

thumb_up thumb_down +27

What's the difference between a black guy and a door? Various answers are acceptable. The door has hinges, a black guy has legs, etc.

thumb_up thumb_down +25

Q:I finished my Homework A:thats what she said

thumb_up thumb_down +25

Knock Knock. "Who's there?" The cops.

thumb_up thumb_down +7

roses are red violets are blue some poems rhyme this one doesn't

thumb_up thumb_down +5

What's the difference between a bird and a horse? - Both can fly, exept the horse.

thumb_up thumb_down +3

Did you hear about the blonde who jumped out off a bridge? She was clinically depressed and took her own life because of her terribly low self-esteem.

thumb_up thumb_down -1

Why mommy upset cause wet and sticky make mommy upset

thumb_up thumb_down -3

What happens if someones forgets to put the 'anti' next to 'joke.' It is taken by someone else and created into an anti Joke.

thumb_up thumb_down -5

You wanna hear an inside joke? That was one of them.

thumb_up thumb_down -11

Roses are gray violets are gray everything is gray because I'm color blind.

thumb_up thumb_down -31

go stand in a mirror look at your face that is the joke. 8- now go tell someone you will tell them a joke and do that to them this will be a fast spreading joke. jkjk this joke is so bad everybody give this alot of bad thums. ha ha i do not care

thumb_up thumb_down -33

why do women wear perfume and make-up? 'cause they're ugly and smell bad

thumb_up thumb_down -49

Why was the manspenis big Cause he was a lucky bastard

thumb_up thumb_down -65

Whats is pathetic and just plain sad? Gas prices these days.

thumb_up thumb_down -99

Never mail in your wishes to a genie, he may be dyslexic.

thumb_up thumb_down +128

A man walks in to a bar. He was hospitalized and died later that day.

thumb_up thumb_down +74

Q: How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? A: One, possibly two if the lightbulb is high up and someone has to hold the ladder.

thumb_up thumb_down +36

why did Stevie Wonder run a stop sign? he was changing his CD's and missed it.

thumb_up thumb_down +30

Q.) What did the boy do when he got home? A.) He repeatedly cried due to the large amount of bullying he faced at school. He had constantly tried to contact his parents and teachers for help yet no one would listen. The boy was found dead in his room the next day. Poor kid.

thumb_up thumb_down +28

Why did the chicken cross the road? The pen was left open, and it felt slightly curious.

thumb_up thumb_down +28

Why was the old lady hard of hearing? She spent many of her young days blasting hard rock from her speakers/

thumb_up thumb_down +20

A n antelope walks into a bar and many people leave for the sake of their safety and animal control gets called to escort the antelope out of the bar.

thumb_up thumb_down +18

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops