4 on three... 1, 2, 3, 4!

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Why did little Timmy drop his ice cream? He was hit by a bus.

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So a man is shopping on black Friday...

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What did the little boy get for Christmas? Nothing. He's Jewish.

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What's black, and hangs from trees in my backyard? Blackberries

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Knock knock. It's me, the ratboy genius.

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A quadrapeldgic walks no where

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if you are what you eat then you're a hamburger

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Why couldn't the boy see? He was dead

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did you know that Hellen Keller had a tree house? "no" she didn't know either.

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What happened to the prisoner who dropped the soap while in the shower with other men? Another prisoner picked up and gave it to him and finished showering and felt squeaky clean.

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How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

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So there are two elephants in a bathtub. Elephant 1: "yo can you pass the shampoo" Elephant 2: "radio!"

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How do you know when Taylor Swift is dead? When you don't hear Boyfriend songs anymore

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Why was the man sad after mowing is lawn? He ran over his dog.

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What is purple after you stroke it a lot? An eggplant

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An Irishman walked into a pub and ordered a pint. He had planned to just have one but ended up having two since he'd had a rough day at work. His wife was slightly annoyed that he came home smelling of beer.

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Invisible Television.

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Q1:Why was the homeless man homeless? A1:He suffered from a series of mentally disabilitating diseases. From a young age these disabilities went unnoticed and untreated. They evolved to a level in which he believes he is god, therefore he throws fescues at passing automobiles. Q2:Why does the homeless man throw poo at cars? A2:See answer 1

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What's 8 inches long and makes my girlfriend cry when I put it in her mouth? Her miscarriage

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Whats pink and looked like an angry bulldog? Your moms vagina last night

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it's a chicken and it doesn't know any better. It probably doesn't know where it is much less where it's going.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, get in my bed so i can fu** you!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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