Why did the beach ball pop? Because it stepped on a sharp chocolate chip cookie!

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Why don't cannibals eat clowns? Clowns do not populate the area in which cannibals reside

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am i invited to party? no

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A guy walks into a bar. Ouch

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When Life throws you lemons you might be hallucinating

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Why's the sun red? It's not it's orange.........retard

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Knock knock. It's me, the ratboy genius.

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A fat man takes a crap, it looked like something a rhino would curl out.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I was dropped on my head as a baby, kjhgfiehcgbfbjebfiuheggfcug

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What's 2+2? It's certainly not 1.

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Never mail in your wishes to a genie, he may be dyslexic.

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Ask me if I'm a duck. Are you a duck? No.

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How many perverts does it take to screw a lightbulb?

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What did zero say to ten? I see you found someone

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Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side. Knock knock? Whos there? the Chicken.

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How did the black guy cross the street? He jumped it.

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this site is funny.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, Others don't.

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A homeless guy on the brink of starvation found one dollar lying on the street. He took it and bought a lottery ticket at the local drugstore. God was looking down on him with pity that day and decided that day that he would no longer be a vagabond. The next day, the homeless man won the lottery jackpot, worth 100 million dollars. He declared that on that day, he was the luckiest and happiest man alive. He then woke up in a pile trash.

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josh- your a strange boy. liam- yes. due to by up bringing i have been exposed to unusual situations that most people do not encounter therefore affecting how i behave. Secondly the definition of normal is varying from person to person making being normal to every human being difficult to even the most capable of people. Essentialy Josh i care little for you comment. *josh was a black man who died of cancer 6 weeks after this incodent*

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What did the little boy get for Christmas? Nothing. He's Jewish.

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what did the 35 year old man say when he walked in his home last night? Nothing, he started crying because he saw that someone had viciously killed his guinea pig.

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Why did Cody sit in the corner? Because his daddy didn't love him. #DaddyDoesn'tLoveYouAnymoreChair

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How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Just call the fire department, they're trained for that kind of stuff

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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