An insane individual walks into a bank and asks for $500. The teller refuses since he doesn't have an account, so the individual pulls out a gun and asks the teller again. The teller presses the silent panic button, causing the cops to show up and arrest the gunman, but not before he manages to shoot the teller and the small child standing next two counters over.

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Why is Jem no longer a cartoon? Because they all died from toxic hairspray.

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what did one farmer say to the other farmer we are farmers

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Asian: what time is it? other person: time for you to open your eyes.

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Hey, I just met you and i am crazy, but? here's my room key let's make a baby.

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what do you say when you see a winner weaner

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A seal walks into a club...

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how are a plum and a rabbit the same? they are both purple except the rabbit

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I hate girls that try to act hard. Like calm down you dont got a dick.

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Women's rights.

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Q. What is worse than being British???? A. Not being British

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? Lame Anti Jokes.

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Everyone is special in there own ways except for patrick whos demented

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What did the rainbow sun say to the flower-faced elephant? "Want some tea and hamsters?" I'm addicted to acid.

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Your moma's so fat, she's got type 2 diabetes

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Why can't blondes change a lightbulb? Because they're women

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How's a raven like a writing desk. you really are alice.

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What did the volcano say to the other volcano? Nothing, Volcanoes are inanimate objects that do not possess the ability to speak.

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why did Stevie Wonder run a stop sign? he was changing his CD's and missed it.

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Man: Docter it hurts when i touch my legs! Docter: yeah you have two shattered knee caps youll never walk again.

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how do you kill a bear. -you shoot it.

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What did the Dyslexic man write on his Christmas card? Merry Christmas

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When life gets you down, make a comforter.

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A 55-year-old white man's car is broken, so he decides to take a bus to work that morning. His bus arrives and he gets on. Then he notices the driver's a woman. He pays for his ticket, takes a seat by the window and in about an hour he gets to his office.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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