What's worse than dying? Living in Africa

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Never mail in your wishes to a genie, he may be dyslexic.

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Q:How many mexicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A:Just Juan.

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What happened to the prisoner who dropped the soap while in the shower with other men? Another prisoner picked up and gave it to him and finished showering and felt squeaky clean.

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A man walks in to a bar. He was hospitalized and died later that day.

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Why didn't Tommy walk to school? 'Cause he was in a wheelchair..

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A straight black man walks into a gay bar.

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Invisible Television.

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A man walks into a bar and says "Hi everybody, it's me!" So everybody turns round. But it wasn't him.

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roses are red, violets are blue, i have a gun, shut the **** up.

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A horse walks into a bar. The owner immediately seeks out the owner of the misplaced obstruction and asks them to remove it promptly less his animal suffers any more untoward damage

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what the hell happened to your face

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how many blondes does it take to fix a lightbulb? 764,983,792,545,653,

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Why was the boy embarassed at school? He got a noticable boner during class.

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What did the Leah say to the Pawneez? AWWWW YEAHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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why did the child go to school? Because he wants to succeed in life

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4 on three... 1, 2, 3, 4!

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whats the problem with black and mexican jokes? once youve heard juan youve heard jamal

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What did the little boy get for Christmas? Nothing. He's Jewish.

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So three Mexicans, a black man, and 2 white men enter a room. They promptly sever their penises and jump out the window because they are all members of a strange cult.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Grass is green, Trees are brown.

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How the hell did Susie get on the swing anyway I don't know you tell me?

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A black walks into a bar Because it is still around the time of segregation, they don't serve colored people

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Person A: Hey! Whats up? Person B: Suicide rates...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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