- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A guy walks into a bar. Ouch

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "why the long face?" The owner of the horse then explains the evolution of the species and genetics. The bartender, satisfied, serves the owner a drink and gladly gives the horse water.

how much blow can charlie sheen hold up his nose? enough to kill Two and A Half Men

An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm in your apple.

Why did the mammoth cross the road? For financial reasons.

Limericks are fun, I have an orange Nothing rhymes with orange crap orange

How are a duck and a tri-cycle the same? They both have handlebars, except for the duck.

Q.) What did the boy do when he got home? A.) He repeatedly cried due to the large amount of bullying he faced at school. He had constantly tried to contact his parents and teachers for help yet no one would listen. The boy was found dead in his room the next day. Poor kid.

Why wouldn't the girl clean her room? She was paralyzed.

Why did the black man fall off the bicycle? He was shot at close range by one of a gang of young white males. This horrific violence was most likely fueled by racial prejudice. Our thoughts go out to the young man's family and friends.

A: Knock knock! B: A: Guess no one's home.

A Jew and a Nazi have dinner together...... they both immensely enjoyed the wine.

A doctor walks into a room after a woman has just given birth to her baby Doctor: I've got some good news and some bad news Mom: Whats the bad news? Doctor: Your Baby is Ginger. Mom: So what's the good news? Doctor: It's dead.

roses are red violets are blue some poems rhyme this one doesn't

What do you get when you cross a blonde with Nickelodon? You get Dora because she is allways telling you what to do.

What did Jack give Jill for Christmas? Herpes.

Why did lil yazzy watch The Hills at 12:40 in the morning? Because she was casually surfing netflix and clicked on it.

how are a plum and a rabbit the same? they are both purple except the rabbit

-Is Michael Jackson dead? - HELL YEAH HE'S DEAD!!

umm idk what joke to write down so yea and so rate this a thumbs up! okay bc this is an awesome joke...right right right yea ik!

Rose is Red Violet Blew Mustard is in Clue … What about Moni-… ahhh my eye!

A horse walks into a bar. The owner immediately seeks out the owner of the misplaced obstruction and asks them to remove it promptly less his animal suffers any more untoward damage

What do you call a horse with no eyes? A horse with no eyes.

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