What do you call a black man and a white woman who are married? A married couple

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What happened to the peanut who went to New York City? He got a-salted

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What did zero say to ten? I see you found someone

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japan4.

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A homeless guy on the brink of starvation found one dollar lying on the street. He took it and bought a lottery ticket at the local drugstore. God was looking down on him with pity that day and decided that day that he would no longer be a vagabond. The next day, the homeless man won the lottery jackpot, worth 100 million dollars. He declared that on that day, he was the luckiest and happiest man alive. He then woke up in a pile trash.

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A 55-year-old white man's car is broken, so he decides to take a bus to work that morning. His bus arrives and he gets on. Then he notices the driver's a woman. He pays for his ticket, takes a seat by the window and in about an hour he gets to his office.

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A French, an American and a Belgian are going together on holidays. I hope they'll have good weather.

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Why did the black man get a life sentence in prison? Because he was involved a mass stabbing in a night club London which saw 4 local teenage girls lose there lives.

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Q: Why did Megan Fox cross the road? A: Because she was running from a giant Decepticon!!! Why else!!!???

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You wanna hear an inside joke? That was one of them.

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So three Mexicans, a black man, and 2 white men enter a room. They promptly sever their penises and jump out the window because they are all members of a strange cult.

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lol this is the best joke ever!

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How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Just call the fire department, they're trained for that kind of stuff

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You're mama's so ugly, she will most-likely never meet a compatible mate and die alone.

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smug face >:}

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Why do undertakers wear ties? Because their profession is very serious, and it is important that their appearance has a degree of gravitas.

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What's red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The pen was left open, and it felt slightly curious.

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Roses are red, Sometimes they're thorny, When I'm around you, I get kind of Horny

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Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side. Knock knock? Whos there? the Chicken.

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Q: What did Micheal Jackson Say to the boys? A: He can't speak because he's dead.

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I am not under the alkafluence of inkahlol. The drunker I am, the longer I get.

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Why did the cookie go to the doctor? It didn't, a cookie is a food, therefore it doesn't have working organs.

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josh- your a strange boy. liam- yes. due to by up bringing i have been exposed to unusual situations that most people do not encounter therefore affecting how i behave. Secondly the definition of normal is varying from person to person making being normal to every human being difficult to even the most capable of people. Essentialy Josh i care little for you comment. *josh was a black man who died of cancer 6 weeks after this incodent*

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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