-Is Michael Jackson dead? - HELL YEAH HE'S DEAD!!

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a black guy walks into a bar and the bartender says "get out of here, whites only" this joke takes place in the 1950's when african americans were discriminated against

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What do you call a with no arms and no legs floating in the water? About to drown.

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Q: What do you call a black person that flies planes? A: A pilot you racist

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why did the puppy have a sticky tongue? because its owner was abusive and made the puppy lick peanut butter from his balls

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Why did the girl fall off the couch? She had a seizure.

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whats forever alone me

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Rose is Red Violet Blew Mustard is in Clue … What about Moni-… ahhh my eye!

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How do you divide 2574 by 23.5 WIth a calculator

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A married man takes the ring off his finger.

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how did the bloop cross the road? to get to the other side

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How do you get a small girl of a swing ? Throw a fridge at her

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An insane individual walks into a bank and asks for $500. The teller refuses since he doesn't have an account, so the individual pulls out a gun and asks the teller again. The teller presses the silent panic button, causing the cops to show up and arrest the gunman, but not before he manages to shoot the teller and the small child standing next two counters over.

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A man walks into a bar and says "Hi everybody, it's me!" So everybody turns round. But it wasn't him.

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A Jew and a Nazi have dinner together...... they both immensely enjoyed the wine.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, Others don't.

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What's worst than getting glass stuck in your foot? Rubbing lotion on a fork.

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what is the difference between a Ferrari and a bucket of dead babies......... I dont have a Ferrari in my garage

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Why did the black guy punch the Mexican guy? Because they were in a fight.

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When life gives you oranges, make lemonade.

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I once looked at a hedge that had the same colour leaves as all of the other hedges in that particular area.

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Why does a black man break into a car? Because he had closed the windows and locked his keys inside.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "How'd you open the door?"

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What do you call two men riding a bicycle.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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