You wanna hear an inside joke? That was one of them.

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One day a horse goes to a bakery store and asks the shopkeeper for a fresh loaf of bread. Surprised at the request the shopkeeper asked - White bread or whole wheat? To which the horse replied - Makes no difference cause i rode my bicycle to work yesterday.

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What do you call a guy who has sex with kids? A child molester

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "why the long face?" The owner of the horse then explains the evolution of the species and genetics. The bartender, satisfied, serves the owner a drink and gladly gives the horse water.

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I once looked at a hedge that had the same colour leaves as all of the other hedges in that particular area.

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how long does it take for a black woman to shit? a couple of minutes.

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how do you know if a black man's been on your computer it's gone

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Roses are gray violets are gray everything is gray because I'm color blind.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm in your apple.

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What's worse than dying? Living in Africa

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Never mail in your wishes to a genie, he may be dyslexic.

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A man walks in to a bar. He was hospitalized and died later that day.

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hi, im sober.

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what did the duck say to the chicken .nothing

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What do you call two men riding a bicycle.

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how did the bloop cross the road? to get to the other side

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why did Stevie Wonder run a stop sign? he was changing his CD's and missed it.

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What did John F. Kennedy say to Kurt Cobain? Nothing. They never met.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The pen was left open, and it felt slightly curious.

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Why did the postal worker go to work? Because he has to support his family so they do not starve like his dog.

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Q: What comes after 8? A: 9

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A n antelope walks into a bar and many people leave for the sake of their safety and animal control gets called to escort the antelope out of the bar.

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A kangaroo walks into a bar, he hops up to the bartender, and asks for a martini. The bartender, not knowing exactly what to do, goes into the back to his boss's office. He says "Hey, there's a kangaroo up front askin' for a martini...do we serve kangaroos?" His boss replies "Ya, of course, but these kangaroos, they aren't too smart, so charge him like 50 bucks for the drink." The bartender agrees and goes back up front to serve the kangaroo. He pours the martini and hands it to the kangaroo, the kangaroo thanks him and says "How much do I owe you?" The bartender replies "50 bucks." The kangaroo then reaches into his pouch, pulls out a fifty dollar bill, and puts it on the counter. He finishes his drink and begins to hop away. As he is leaving, the bartender says "Hey, wait, we don't get many of your kind around here, why is that?" And the kangaroo replies "I'm not surprised at THESE prices!!!" and hops out.

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A: Knock knock! B: A: Guess no one's home.

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