What's worst than getting glass stuck in your foot? Rubbing lotion on a fork.

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what is the difference between a Ferrari and a bucket of dead babies......... I dont have a Ferrari in my garage

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What's the difference between a bird and a horse? - Both can fly, exept the horse.

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A: Knock Knock. B: ... A: Knock Knock. B: ... A: I guess nobody's home. (leaves.)

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YO MOMMA SO FAT... that it is really beginning to be an issue.

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What do you call a with no arms and no legs floating in the water? About to drown.

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a black guy walks into a bar and the bartender says "get out of here, whites only" this joke takes place in the 1950's when african americans were discriminated against

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why did the puppy have a sticky tongue? because its owner was abusive and made the puppy lick peanut butter from his balls

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Robin, get in the Bat-mobile!

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Why was the manspenis big Cause he was a lucky bastard

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smug face >:}

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where can you find a monkey, a blond, and a bear? the zoo.

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How do you divide 2574 by 23.5 WIth a calculator

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Whats worse than the holocaust? Finding your babies head in a microwave

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A sheep goes up to to a horse and asks "Does you speak sheep?".The horse replies ''Neigh''.

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What's red, blue, green, yellow, pink, purple, orange, teal, light green, brown, black and white? Colours, except for black and white, for they are the absence and amalgam of all colours, respectively.

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What's the best part about having sex with twenty-six year olds? They're of legal age to give consent.

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What did the chicken say to the rhino? Nothing. Animals can't talk.

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Why is 6 scared of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

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this site is funny.

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Roses are red violets are blue poems don't have to rhyme..... Refrigerator

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Why did the cookie go to the hospital? Leukemia

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I once looked at a hedge that had the same colour leaves as all of the other hedges in that particular area.

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Q: What do you call a black person that flies planes? A: A pilot you racist

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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