What's worse than a worm in your apple? Lame Anti Jokes.

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a dog walk into a landmine, he exploded.

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Roses are gray violets are gray everything is gray because I'm color blind.

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An Englishman, Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They enjoy a few quiet drinks while watching a rugby match between Italy and France on the big screen, which is why they came into this particular bar. The Englishman hopes Italy will win, the Irishman is also supporting Italy while the Scotsman is up for France. France wins the match and the Scotsman says "Good game lads eh?" The others agree.

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What's red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

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How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

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Person 1: What's 2+2? Person 2: 4 Person 1: Oh, you already heard that one.

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What did the volcano say to the other volcano? Nothing, Volcanoes are inanimate objects that do not possess the ability to speak.

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What do you call two men riding a bicycle.

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Punch line.

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Why did the mans nuts itch he had crabs

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Knock Knock. "Who's there?" The cops.

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Why was the baby smoking? He was locked in a hot car.

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So a man is shopping on black Friday...

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Why's the sun red? It's not it's orange.........retard

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Why did the taxi driver kill the blond? He didn't. It's illegal to murder people in most countries.

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why does crazy george spin a ball on his fingers well? because he has a huge dingo

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Q:How many mexicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A:Just Juan.

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Q. Why did the friend say to the other friend "Your soo gay!" A. Because he was gay..

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It is the conjoining of the two possible outcomes of the interstellar and post modern possibilities of the pasta sex god's niece's favorite colour after she falls off her bike whilst riding down a yellow slide after her twenty-seventh birthday when the two suns form a triangle in the night sky over the delta. Yes indeed that was good pudding.

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Q:I finished my Homework A:thats what she said

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why did Stevie Wonder run a stop sign? he was changing his CD's and missed it.

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A man walks into a store and asks for a loaf of bread.

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what did one farmer say to the other farmer we are farmers

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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