What do you call a Mexican jumping fences? A really good athlete.

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Invisible Television.

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when i walk in the living room this is what i see... Luci's big eyes are stairing at me! (Luci is a dog) (Pita is a cat) I start a hissing and a scratchin and i ain't affrid to bite her, bite her, bite her, I"M PITA AND I KNOW IT!!!

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What is purple after you stroke it a lot? An eggplant

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Anti-Joke.com Best thing since something better that preceded it.

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your mommy so gehto shes black

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My mom told me about a funnel they make for women now that they can use to pee standing up. I told her it was a ploy to promote feminism.

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Q: What comes after 8? A: 9

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What's the difference between shoes and a ginger? Shoes do the kicking.

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roses are red violets are blue some poems rhyme this one doesn't

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what is the difference between a Ferrari and a bucket of dead babies......... I dont have a Ferrari in my garage

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What came first?....the woman or the sandwich

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Why did the man walk into the bar? He wast thirsty.

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how are a plum and a rabbit the same? they are both purple except the rabbit

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What do you get when you cross a blonde with Nickelodon? You get Dora because she is allways telling you what to do.

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-Is Michael Jackson dead? - HELL YEAH HE'S DEAD!!

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I once looked at a hedge that had the same colour leaves as all of the other hedges in that particular area.

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What do you call a redneck in a propane store? A customer.

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Why did the girl drown? Well, the girl probably did drown because she was within the ages of 3-5 years old, and she probably had a physical incapapbilty and she could not swim so her parents didn't save her.

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Rose is Red Violet Blew Mustard is in Clue … What about Moni-… ahhh my eye!

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How's a raven like a writing desk. you really are alice.

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Q: why did the girl fall off the swing?? A: because she had no arms or legs.

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Why does a black man break into a car? Because he had closed the windows and locked his keys inside.

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how did the bloop cross the road? to get to the other side

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