Roses are red violets are blue poems don't have to rhyme..... Refrigerator

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How do Elmer Fudd take a shower? Without a shampoo, he's bald..

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What happens 2 seconds after you thorw a rock out a two-story window? The rock hits the ground.

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Hey i just met you & this is crazy but Nia and Goober Made a baby

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why do holocasut jokes make us laugh? i dont know you tell me

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Two muffins were sitting in an oven. The first muffin did not look over to the other one and did not talk to it because muffins are objects and do not have the ability to communicate.

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How much stuff would a stuff muff huff if a stuff muff could huff stuff? Whole dang lotsa

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your moms fat. she's ugly too.

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Never mail in your wishes to a genie, he may be dyslexic.

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What do you call a Mexican jumping fences? A really good athlete.

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What's the difference between a gay white man and a gay black man? Nothing because they are both sexually attracted to men.

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How do you get a small girl of a swing ? Throw a fridge at her

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How do you see a black man in the dark? You dont

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What did zero say to ten? I see you found someone

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Why did the blonde driver crossed the red light? Because she has a good notion of physics and realized that the truck that was behind her was too fast to stop in time and if she braked there could have been an accident.

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My mom told me about a funnel they make for women now that they can use to pee standing up. I told her it was a ploy to promote feminism.

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An irishman walks out of a pub

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Q: What comes after 8? A: 9

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guess how...chicken pow! guess who...chicken poo! guess when...chicken pen! guess where...chicken hair! guess what...your adopted.

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Did you hear about the blonde who jumped out off a bridge? She was clinically depressed and took her own life because of her terribly low self-esteem.

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Two monkeys are having sex. They both realize they're boys.

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Hey buddy what's up? I justed wanted to know if you wanted to hang out tonight. Just call me and tell me what you wanna do. Ok that's it see ya. Oh yeah! I gave your mom an STD...sorry dude...it just happened. I hope your dad isn't mad. Again, really sorry. Ok bye.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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