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My mom told me about a funnel they make for women now that they can use to pee standing up. I told her it was a ploy to promote feminism.

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Why were the babies used for target practice? Hitler demanded the Nazis to do so.

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I am not under the alkafluence of inkahlol. The drunker I am, the longer I get.

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A 55-year-old white man's car is broken, so he decides to take a bus to work that morning. His bus arrives and he gets on. Then he notices the driver's a woman. He pays for his ticket, takes a seat by the window and in about an hour he gets to his office.

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Always bring food to the zoo. It's not the animals who placed the signs not to feed them.

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Why is the turkey always full? Because he is stuffed.

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Why did Cody sit in the corner? Because his daddy didn't love him. #DaddyDoesn'tLoveYouAnymoreChair

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Hey i just met you & this is crazy but Nia and Goober Made a baby

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What the difference between a black man and a pizza? A black man is capable of feeding a family. A pizza is capable of feeding an American.

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Why is the sky blue? Because when you look up at the sky, especially during the daytime, the sky is giving a bluish color.

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A man buys free health care...

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What do you call two men riding a bicycle.

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Do you know the joke about the two guys who went to Paris ? Me neither.

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A Jew and a Nazi have dinner together...... they both immensely enjoyed the wine.

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How are a bucket and a purple shovel alike? Coincidentally they both are registered sex offenders.

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Your mama's so old that typical places of business grant her the senior citizen discount.

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Why did the man walk into the bar? He wast thirsty.

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Hey buddy what's up? I justed wanted to know if you wanted to hang out tonight. Just call me and tell me what you wanna do. Ok that's it see ya. Oh yeah! I gave your mom an STD...sorry dude...it just happened. I hope your dad isn't mad. Again, really sorry. Ok bye.

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YO MOMMA SO FAT... that it is really beginning to be an issue.

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What magical power enables Spongebob to talk? There is no magical power. he is a cartoon therefore making him be able to anything in anyone's wild dreams.

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Wanna hear a joke? Sure. Too bad I don't have one.

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Roses are gray violets are gray everything is gray because I'm color blind.

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why do women wear perfume and make-up? 'cause they're ugly and smell bad

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