How do you divide 2574 by 23.5 WIth a calculator

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How do you get a small girl of a swing ? Throw a fridge at her

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What's the best part about having sex with twenty-six year olds? They're of legal age to give consent.

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An insane individual walks into a bank and asks for $500. The teller refuses since he doesn't have an account, so the individual pulls out a gun and asks the teller again. The teller presses the silent panic button, causing the cops to show up and arrest the gunman, but not before he manages to shoot the teller and the small child standing next two counters over.

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Q: What comes after 8? A: 9

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What did the chicken say to the rhino? Nothing. Animals can't talk.

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What's worst than getting glass stuck in your foot? Rubbing lotion on a fork.

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What's the difference between a bird and a horse? - Both can fly, exept the horse.

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A boy and his father are in a car crash. The father dies and the son is transported to the nearest hospital. Once there, a surgeon is brought in to operate on the boy. The surgeon steps back and says "I can't operate on this boy, I haven't had enough training for such a situation." The hospital calls in another surgeon and they are more qualified for the event. Then the surgeon wakes up and realizes the boy is in critical condition. There is blood drenching his shirt and there is only seconds to operate. Suddenly, the boy wakes up and realizes he has just survived a car crash. Suddenly Leonardo DeCaprio enters with a girl. The world turns on its side and they all wake up to find them selves a victim of Inception. Then the caterpillar wakes up and realizes it has immense mental capacity, even above those of an above-average human. Then I woke up and realized I lost my job. MLIA.

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YO MOMMA SO FAT... that it is really beginning to be an issue.

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Roses are red violets are blue poems don't have to rhyme..... Refrigerator

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Why did the cookie go to the hospital? Leukemia

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a black guy walks into a bar and the bartender says "get out of here, whites only" this joke takes place in the 1950's when african americans were discriminated against

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I once looked at a hedge that had the same colour leaves as all of the other hedges in that particular area.

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Q: What do you call a black person that flies planes? A: A pilot you racist

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Whats the difference between and anti joke and a joke? There two different things.

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whats forever alone me

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why do women wear perfume and make-up? 'cause they're ugly and smell bad

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Rose is Red Violet Blew Mustard is in Clue … What about Moni-… ahhh my eye!

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Q:How many mexicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A:Just Juan.

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A man walks into a bar, he is immediately rushed to the emergency room

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A married man takes the ring off his finger.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "How'd you open the door?"

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Q: How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? A: One, possibly two if the lightbulb is high up and someone has to hold the ladder.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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