What has 4 legs and goes "meow." A cat. Dang! You already heard it.

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What the difference between a black man and a pizza? A black man is capable of feeding a family. A pizza is capable of feeding an American.

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Three men are on a plane. (Note, that this is a low-altitude plane, in which they are allowed to open the windows) The stewardess offers the first man refreshments. He asks for an orange. The stewardess agrees, on one condition: that he throws it out the window. Confused, the man complies, and upon receiving his orange, he throws it out the window. The stewardess moves on to the second man, who asks for an apple. The stewardess agrees, on one condition: that he throws it out the window. Also confused, the man complies, and upon receiving his apple, he throws it out the window. Finally, the stewardess moves onto the third man, who asks for a bomb. Without question, the stewardess agrees, on one condition: that he throws it out the window. With no reaction, the man receives the bomb, then throws it out the window. Upon landing, the first man sees a woman crying. With a sympathetic heart, he asks what's the matter. She replies, "I was walking down the street, and an orange came from the sky and hit me in the head." The man brushes the event off as a coincidence. The second man sees another woman crying. Upon asking her what's the matter, she replies, "I was walking down the street, and an apple came from the sky and hit me in the head." The man, confused, apologizes and walks away. The third man sees a woman hysterically laughing. Intrigued, he inquires her jolly. She manages to state through her hysteria, "When me fart, me whole house blow up!"

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What's worse than dying? Living in Africa

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A man walks into a bar He says ouch

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Roses are red Violets are blue I regurgitate doorknobs

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You're mama's so ugly, she will most-likely never meet a compatible mate and die alone.

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Never mail in your wishes to a genie, he may be dyslexic.

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Why didn't Tommy walk to school? 'Cause he was in a wheelchair..

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Why did the girl drop her lollipop? She got hit by a truck

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Q: What comes after 8? A: 9

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Knock Know Who's there Interrupting ghost Interu--BOO!!! Ha HA!

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A horse walks into a bar. The owner immediately seeks out the owner of the misplaced obstruction and asks them to remove it promptly less his animal suffers any more untoward damage

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how much wood could a wood chuck chuck? 3

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whats the problem with black and mexican jokes? once youve heard juan youve heard jamal

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What do you get when you cross Justin Bieber and One Direction? A bunch of gay pop stars.

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Sarah Palin walks into a bar and the bartender tells her to get the f*&k out.

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How do you kill a blonde? A gun, knife, there are a number of ways really...

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So a man is shopping on black Friday...

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lol this is the best joke ever!

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Grass is green, Trees are brown.

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What's black, and hangs from trees in my backyard? Blackberries

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Guy 1: So who did you have sex with? Guy 2: I was Fucking Austria. Guy 1: What do you mean? Guy 2: Look it up.

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A man walks in to a bar. He was hospitalized and died later that day.

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Anti Joke

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