Rich people gave money to charity Charity gave money to the homeless The homeless spent the money on drugs

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Lol, listen, the suggestion lies in the "not not", you are using not twice in your mind, which under trance makes it so your subconcious registers that you are using a double negative while you consciously do not. Look back at the messages and register consciously that you and I have been using "not not" twice during the past messages, when the net shuts down here, you reinforce the "I will totally notnot, tell him" so the suggestion just gets stronger.

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Girls go to college to get more knowledge. Boys go to Jupiter because they're already smart enough to achieve interplanetary space travel.

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the world flooded and everybody died how did they die? the all fell into lava!

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whats green can fly and has legs? a plane i lied about the legs

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why do women wear perfume and make-up? 'cause they're ugly and smell bad

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What the difference between a black man and a pizza? A black man is capable of feeding a family. A pizza is capable of feeding an American.

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Why can't blondes change a lightbulb? Because they're women

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm in your apple.

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What do you call a Mexican jumping fences? A really good athlete.

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A married man takes the ring off his finger.

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how did the bloop cross the road? to get to the other side

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A man walks into a store and asks for a loaf of bread.

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An alcoholic walks into a bar. He is destroying his family.

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A 55-year-old white man's car is broken, so he decides to take a bus to work that morning. His bus arrives and he gets on. Then he notices the driver's a woman. He pays for his ticket, takes a seat by the window and in about an hour he gets to his office.

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A Jew and a Nazi have dinner together...... they both immensely enjoyed the wine.

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How are a bucket and a purple shovel alike? Coincidentally they both are registered sex offenders.

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What's worse than finding ten babies nailed to a tree? One baby nailed to ten trees

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Why did girl cry? Because she recently saw the messy demise of her parent's marriage.

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Why did the man walk into the bar? He wast thirsty.

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One day a horse goes to a bakery store and asks the shopkeeper for a fresh loaf of bread. Surprised at the request the shopkeeper asked - White bread or whole wheat? To which the horse replied - Makes no difference cause i rode my bicycle to work yesterday.

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Why don't cannibals eat clowns? Clowns do not populate the area in which cannibals reside

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What has 4 legs and goes "meow." A cat. Dang! You already heard it.

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