There once was a man named Joe. Joe had AIDS, and killed all his friends and family The End, now go back to bed, pussy

What do you get when you cross Justin Bieber and One Direction? A bunch of gay pop stars.

Knock Knock. "Who's there?" The cops.

What do you get when you cross a blonde with Nickelodon? You get Dora because she is allways telling you what to do.

how long does it take for a black woman to shit? a couple of minutes.

lol this is the best joke ever!

Knock Knock Who's there? Doctor. Doctor who? What? No? I'm here to inform you that your child won't be coming out of that coma, I'm sorry.

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Just call the fire department, they're trained for that kind of stuff

What happen to the ginger after he posted a joke? He was put in jail for 6 months, and analy raped in prision!

why do women wear perfume and make-up? 'cause they're ugly and smell bad

What's the difference between a duck? An armchair, because a vest has no sleeves.

What's red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

What kind of party doesn't have cake? The Nazi Party.

What did the volcano say to the other volcano? Nothing, Volcanoes are inanimate objects that do not possess the ability to speak.

Q. Why did the friend say to the other friend "Your soo gay!" A. Because he was gay..

Why couldn't the Hispanic guy become a firefighter? Because the fire chief was racist.

ey can i pick your scabs plzz

What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

Cole is "good" at soccer

Do you know the joke about the two guys who went to Paris ? Me neither.

Whats pink and looked like an angry bulldog? Your moms vagina last night

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, Others don't.

How are a bucket and a purple shovel alike? Coincidentally they both are registered sex offenders.

So a man is shopping on black Friday...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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