how did the bloop cross the road? to get to the other side

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Q: How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? A: One, possibly two if the lightbulb is high up and someone has to hold the ladder.

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A sheep goes up to to a horse and asks "Does you speak sheep?".The horse replies ''Neigh''.

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how many blondes does it take to fix a lightbulb? 764,983,792,545,653,

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Cole is "good" at soccer

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A sphere rolls around the corner and falls over.

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What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? Their names, if you know them. If not just say "excuse me"

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Always bring food to the zoo. It's not the animals who placed the signs not to feed them.

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Why mommy upset cause wet and sticky make mommy upset

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What happens if someones forgets to put the 'anti' next to 'joke.' It is taken by someone else and created into an anti Joke.

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A guy walks into a bar. Ouch

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Johnny has 30 pints of ice cream. He eats 25 pints. What does Johnny have? Diabetes. Johnny has diabetes.

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Why did the cookie go to the hospital? Leukemia

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-Is Michael Jackson dead? - HELL YEAH HE'S DEAD!!

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What do you call a with no arms and no legs floating in the water? About to drown.

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What's the difference between a cat and a dog? Vast. While they are both mammals belonging to the order Carnivora, and therefore have a loose evolutionary connection, dogs belong to the Carnidae family and cats belong to the Felidae family. There would need to be much biological research done to discover all of the differences that result from this.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm in your apple.

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? -I don't have a ferrari in my garage.

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Rose is Red Violet Blew Mustard is in Clue … What about Moni-… ahhh my eye!

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How do you divide 2574 by 23.5 WIth a calculator

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what did the duck say to the chicken .nothing

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What do you call two men riding a bicycle.

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A horse walks into a bar. The owner immediately seeks out the owner of the misplaced obstruction and asks them to remove it promptly less his animal suffers any more untoward damage

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Chuck Norris was walking down the street when he was confronted by an armed, very desperate street robber. Chuck unfortunately made the decision to defend himself, and was shot in the gut before he could complete a roundhouse kick. The robber then took his wallet and ran off, undoubtedly to buy drugs.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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