Why did the blonde driver crossed the red light? Because she has a good notion of physics and realized that the truck that was behind her was too fast to stop in time and if she braked there could have been an accident.

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When life gets you down, make a comforter.

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Hey, I just met you and i am crazy, but? here's my room key let's make a baby.

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Snapple fact #572: You're a terrible person.

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A homeless guy on the brink of starvation found one dollar lying on the street. He took it and bought a lottery ticket at the local drugstore. God was looking down on him with pity that day and decided that day that he would no longer be a vagabond. The next day, the homeless man won the lottery jackpot, worth 100 million dollars. He declared that on that day, he was the luckiest and happiest man alive. He then woke up in a pile trash.

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Q: Whats better than 10 baby's nailed to 1 tree. A: 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

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Girls go to college to get more knowledge. Boys go to Jupiter because they're already smart enough to achieve interplanetary space travel.

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What's green and invisible? This cabbage

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If at first you don't succeed.... maybe skydiving isn't for you...

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What has 4 legs and goes "meow." A cat. Dang! You already heard it.

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Why is the turkey always full? Because he is stuffed.

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Why did Cody sit in the corner? Because his daddy didn't love him. #DaddyDoesn'tLoveYouAnymoreChair

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Roses are gray violets are gray everything is gray because I'm color blind.

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Hey i just met you & this is crazy but Nia and Goober Made a baby

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what did the blind santa say to the jewish child jewish people don't believe in santa...awkward.

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A three legged dog walks into the bar and says, " I'm lookin' for the man that shot my paw." The bartender replies, "Your father was an honorable man, and I wish I could help."

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Wanna hear a dirty joke? I had gay butt sex.

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Q. What's the difference between dead babies and celebrities? A. Nobody likes celebrities.

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poop.

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i did not type this on 12/23/11 at 8:49:47

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Wanna hear a joke? Good, go ask a comedian.

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Q: What did the first kid say to the second kid before he handed him a pencil? A: May I have a pencil?

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Your mama's so old that typical places of business grant her the senior citizen discount.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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