- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Pickup Line: Hay girl is that a mirror in your pants. Becuase I can see me in it.

What`s the best part about twenty-three year olds? there are twenty of them

Always bring food to the zoo. It's not the animals who placed the signs not to feed them.

Why did the monkey fall from the tree? Gravitational force acted upon the monkey who was not holding on to any branch.

What happens if someones forgets to put the 'anti' next to 'joke.' It is taken by someone else and created into an anti Joke.

How did the soccer team win? They scored the most goals.

A guy walks into a bar. Ouch

What did the guy who had cancer get for Christmas? Death.

Johnny has 30 pints of ice cream. He eats 25 pints. What does Johnny have? Diabetes. Johnny has diabetes.

Why did the cookie go to the hospital? Leukemia

-Is Michael Jackson dead? - HELL YEAH HE'S DEAD!!

What do you call a with no arms and no legs floating in the water? About to drown.

how much blow can charlie sheen hold up his nose? enough to kill Two and A Half Men

go stand in a mirror look at your face that is the joke. 8- now go tell someone you will tell them a joke and do that to them this will be a fast spreading joke. jkjk this joke is so bad everybody give this alot of bad thums. ha ha i do not care

What happened to the blind man who went skydiving? Nothing but the dog was unlucky.The dog kept squirming and he thought he hadnt gone down the cliff yet and said "ok fine dont come with me!".The dog didnt survive. :'(

Wanna hear a dirty joke? I had gay butt sex.

What do you call a redneck in a propane store? A customer.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? -I don't have a ferrari in my garage.

How do you divide 2574 by 23.5 WIth a calculator

if a white guy, a black guy and a hispanic guy jump off a 10 story building, who hits the ground first? the man who jumped first. racist.

A horse walks into a bar. The owner immediately seeks out the owner of the misplaced obstruction and asks them to remove it promptly less his animal suffers any more untoward damage

Why wouldn't the girl clean her room? She was paralyzed.

Q.) What did the boy do when he got home? A.) He repeatedly cried due to the large amount of bullying he faced at school. He had constantly tried to contact his parents and teachers for help yet no one would listen. The boy was found dead in his room the next day. Poor kid.

Cole is "good" at soccer

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