How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

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how did the bloop cross the road? to get to the other side

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it's a chicken and it doesn't know any better. It probably doesn't know where it is much less where it's going.

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Why is a giraffe's neck so long? Because it's head's so far from his body.

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A 55-year-old white man's car is broken, so he decides to take a bus to work that morning. His bus arrives and he gets on. Then he notices the driver's a woman. He pays for his ticket, takes a seat by the window and in about an hour he gets to his office.

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this site is funny.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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A man walks into a bar. He says, "Ow, that really hurt."

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How are a bucket and a purple shovel alike? Coincidentally they both are registered sex offenders.

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roses are red violets are blue some poems rhyme this one doesn't

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Girls go to college to get more knowledge. Boys go to Jupiter because they're already smart enough to achieve interplanetary space travel.

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Why did the man walk into the bar? He wast thirsty.

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What happens if someones forgets to put the 'anti' next to 'joke.' It is taken by someone else and created into an anti Joke.

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Why don't cannibals eat clowns? Clowns do not populate the area in which cannibals reside

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What happened to the prisoner who dropped the soap while in the shower with other men? Another prisoner picked up and gave it to him and finished showering and felt squeaky clean.

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What do you call a Mexican jumping fences? A really good athlete.

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Q: How do you get a clown to stop smiling? A: Hit it with an axe

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poop.

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What do you get when you cross and elephant and a dog? Nothing, because you cannot breed creatures of different geniuses.

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A man walks into a store and asks for a loaf of bread.

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What's yellow and can not swim? A Bulldozer

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Whats pink and looked like an angry bulldog? Your moms vagina last night

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An alcoholic walks into a bar. He is destroying his family.

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What do you get when you mix a dog and a cow blood everywhere

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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