Why don't cannibals eat clowns? Clowns do not populate the area in which cannibals reside

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who wins a race a white guy or a black guy? depends who's faster

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Roses are red violets are blue poems don't have to rhyme..... Refrigerator

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How do Elmer Fudd take a shower? Without a shampoo, he's bald..

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Hey i just met you & this is crazy but Nia and Goober Made a baby

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why do holocasut jokes make us laugh? i dont know you tell me

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How much stuff would a stuff muff huff if a stuff muff could huff stuff? Whole dang lotsa

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What do you call a redneck in a propane store? A customer.

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Why did the girl drown? Well, the girl probably did drown because she was within the ages of 3-5 years old, and she probably had a physical incapapbilty and she could not swim so her parents didn't save her.

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smug face >:}

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What do you call a Mexican jumping fences? A really good athlete.

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What's the difference between a gay white man and a gay black man? Nothing because they are both sexually attracted to men.

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Invisible Television.

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What did andy say when he went down on burger nips? Welcome to the jungle

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How did Hellen Keller's parents punish her? They sent her to her room.

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Do you know the joke about the two guys who went to Paris ? Me neither.

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What's the difference between a black guy and a door? Various answers are acceptable. The door has hinges, a black guy has legs, etc.

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How did the black guy cross the street? He jumped it.

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What do you call ten black men running down the street? A race.

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What is marios favorite type of jeans? a brand that he enjoys and feels is comfortable in

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japan4.

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roses are red violets are blue some poems rhyme this one doesn't

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Did you hear about the blonde who jumped out off a bridge? She was clinically depressed and took her own life because of her terribly low self-esteem.

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How do you get a lawyer out of a tree? Lean a ladder against the tree and reassure them if they are apprehensive.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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