You wanna hear an inside joke? That was one of them.

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Roses are red violets are blue poems don't have to rhyme..... Refrigerator

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a black guy walks into a bar and the bartender says "get out of here, whites only" this joke takes place in the 1950's when african americans were discriminated against

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Why did Nicholas Cage cross the street? To steal the Declaration of Independence.

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An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

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whats forever alone me

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Why was the manspenis big Cause he was a lucky bastard

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Rose is Red Violet Blew Mustard is in Clue … What about Moni-… ahhh my eye!

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A married man takes the ring off his finger.

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What?

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "How'd you open the door?"

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What did John F. Kennedy say to Kurt Cobain? Nothing. They never met.

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What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? Their names, if you know them. If not just say "excuse me"

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Q: What comes after 8? A: 9

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whats worse than 10 babies in a mail box 1 baby in 10 mail boxes

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A 55-year-old white man's car is broken, so he decides to take a bus to work that morning. His bus arrives and he gets on. Then he notices the driver's a woman. He pays for his ticket, takes a seat by the window and in about an hour he gets to his office.

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Did you hear about the blonde who jumped out off a bridge? She was clinically depressed and took her own life because of her terribly low self-esteem.

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hi.... bonjour... hola... DOOO YOUUUU UNDERSTANDDD MEEE !!!!!!!!!!!

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What did the rock say to the other rock? It didnt

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What did the guy who had cancer get for Christmas? Death.

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Whats the difference between and anti joke and a joke? There two different things.

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Robin, get in the Bat-mobile!

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a muslim walks into a bar, he then remembers his religion forbids the drinking of alcohol and walks back out

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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