what did the blind santa say to the jewish child jewish people don't believe in santa...awkward.

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Robin, get in the Bat-mobile!

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What the difference between a black man and a pizza? A black man is capable of feeding a family. A pizza is capable of feeding an American.

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Person A: Hey! Whats up? Person B: Suicide rates...

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Q. What's the difference between dead babies and celebrities? A. Nobody likes celebrities.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

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What do you get when you cross and elephant and a dog? Nothing, because you cannot breed creatures of different geniuses.

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A man walks into a bar and says "Hi everybody, it's me!" So everybody turns round. But it wasn't him.

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What's the difference between shoes and a ginger? Shoes do the kicking.

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What did the chicken say to the rhino? Nothing. Animals can't talk.

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A man walks into a bar. He says, "Ow, that really hurt."

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Girls go to college to get more knowledge. Boys go to Jupiter because they're already smart enough to achieve interplanetary space travel.

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How do you kill a blonde? A gun, knife, there are a number of ways really...

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What happens if someones forgets to put the 'anti' next to 'joke.' It is taken by someone else and created into an anti Joke.

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What is Ash gray Battleship gray Black Blue-gray Cadet gray Charcoal Cool gray Davy's gray Payne's gray Gunmetal Silver Slate gray Taupe Purple taupe Medium taupe Rose quartz Taupe gray Timberwolf WhiteApple green Asparagus Bright green Cal Poly Chartreuse Dark olive green Dark spring green Dartmouth green Fern green Forest greenGreen Green-yellow Harlequin Honeydew Hunter green India green Islamic green Jungle green Lawn green LimePhthalo green Pigment green Pine green Pistachio Sea green Shamrock green Spring bud Spring green Teal Yellow-greenAlice blue Aqua Aquamarine Celeste Cerulean Cyan Electric blue Jungle green Magic mint MintAir Force blue Air superiority blue Alice blue Azure Baby blue Bleu de France Blue Blue-gray Bondi blue Brandeis blueAmethyst Byzantium Cerise Eggplant Fandango Fuchsia Heliotrope Indigo Lavender blush Lavender (floralblack gray silver white maroon red purple fuchsia green lime olive yellow navy blue teal aqua a List that you just spent 5 min reading

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Yo momma so fat she was baptized in a church, because she wasn't as fat as she is currently.

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whats worse than having cancer? nothing you have cancer and should proceed to see doctor

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hi hi strager danger

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smug face >:}

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what's blue and white and red all over? -nothing the "red all over" part implies a contradiction to blue and white.

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A monkey enters a bar and climbs up on a stool. The bartender asks, "What'll ya have, pal?" The monkey, who can niether speak nor understand English, appears slightly perplexed.

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What makes women so mystifying and beautiful? Tits.

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Why did the old lady start crying? Because her daughter was raped and killed.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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