why do holocasut jokes make us laugh? i dont know you tell me

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How much stuff would a stuff muff huff if a stuff muff could huff stuff? Whole dang lotsa

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What do you call a redneck in a propane store? A customer.

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Why did the girl drown? Well, the girl probably did drown because she was within the ages of 3-5 years old, and she probably had a physical incapapbilty and she could not swim so her parents didn't save her.

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smug face >:}

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What do you call a Mexican jumping fences? A really good athlete.

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What's the difference between a gay white man and a gay black man? Nothing because they are both sexually attracted to men.

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Invisible Television.

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Why did the old lady start crying? Because her daughter was raped and killed.

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What did andy say when he went down on burger nips? Welcome to the jungle

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Do you know the joke about the two guys who went to Paris ? Me neither.

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How did the black guy cross the street? He jumped it.

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What do you call ten black men running down the street? A race.

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What's the difference between shoes and a ginger? Shoes do the kicking.

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What is marios favorite type of jeans? a brand that he enjoys and feels is comfortable in

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roses are red violets are blue some poems rhyme this one doesn't

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japan4.

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Did you hear about the blonde who jumped out off a bridge? She was clinically depressed and took her own life because of her terribly low self-esteem.

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How do you get a lawyer out of a tree? Lean a ladder against the tree and reassure them if they are apprehensive.

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why does crazy george spin a ball on his fingers well? because he has a huge dingo

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Two monkeys are having sex. They both realize they're boys.

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YO MOMMA SO FAT... that it is really beginning to be an issue.

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yo mama so dumb that we sat her down to take a standardized, comprehensive IQ test measuring spatial, logical, linguistic, and memorization abilities. Her aggregate score was an 87, indicated she is roughly one standard deviation below the mean of the population, which is not low enough to qualify for government assistance under the Americans with Disabilities Act (1990) but does impede her understanding of more complex abstract concepts and things pertaining to higher culture. In spite of this, she has raised a child of average intelligence, and has retained the same job at Walgreen's for 14 years, People seem to like her because she is polite and rarely late. Your mother is an inspiration to low-IQ people living in high-IQ developed countries, demonstrating that an inability to fully understand abstracts does necessarily lead to a life of meagerness and frustration, so long as you work hard, keep your spirits high, and accept Jesus Christ as your personal lord and savior.

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