Why wouldn't the girl clean her room? She was paralyzed.

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why did Stevie Wonder run a stop sign? he was changing his CD's and missed it.

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My mom told me about a funnel they make for women now that they can use to pee standing up. I told her it was a ploy to promote feminism.

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What do you call ten black men running down the street? A race.

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What is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? The pizza doesn't scream when riding on a roller coaster.

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Whats pink and looked like an angry bulldog? Your moms vagina last night

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Why couldn't the dog fetch? It's back legs were useless after it got run over.

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What did the rock say to the other rock? It didnt

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why does crazy george spin a ball on his fingers well? because he has a huge dingo

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Every 60 seconds in Africa, a minute passes.

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-Is Michael Jackson dead? - HELL YEAH HE'S DEAD!!

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how much blow can charlie sheen hold up his nose? enough to kill Two and A Half Men

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How do Elmer Fudd take a shower? Without a shampoo, he's bald..

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Knock knock. Who's ther? Your friend Billy i've been shot and need help

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Why did the girl drown? Well, the girl probably did drown because she was within the ages of 3-5 years old, and she probably had a physical incapapbilty and she could not swim so her parents didn't save her.

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A priest and a rabbi are playing golf one weekend. The priest tees off first. When the rabbi steps up to tee off, it begins to rain heavily. Dismayed, the rabbi says, "I thought it there was only a 10% chance of rain today."

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Why does a black man break into a car? Because he had closed the windows and locked his keys inside.

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How do you get a small girl of a swing ? Throw a fridge at her

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What do you call a horse with no eyes? A horse with no eyes.

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What did zero say to ten? I see you found someone

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Q: What's brown and sticky? A: A stick.

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What's the best part about having sex with twenty-six year olds? They're of legal age to give consent.

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A man walks into a bar and says "Hi everybody, it's me!" So everybody turns round. But it wasn't him.

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A man walks into a store and asks for a loaf of bread.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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