I am not under the alkafluence of inkahlol. The drunker I am, the longer I get.

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How are a bucket and a purple shovel alike? Coincidentally they both are registered sex offenders.

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? The answer is not definitive and involves several factors including the size of the woodchuck, the woodchuck's teeth, the climate in which that woodchuck lives, and the tenacity of that particular woodchuck at achieving his goal.

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What's worst than getting glass stuck in your foot? Rubbing lotion on a fork.

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What came first?....the woman or the sandwich

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What did the rock say to the other rock? It didnt

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? Lame Anti Jokes.

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Hey i just met you & this is crazy but Nia and Goober Made a baby

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What did the japonese man say? Nothing that we can understand.

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What's 2+2? It's certainly not 1.

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You're mama's so ugly, she will most-likely never meet a compatible mate and die alone.

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How's a raven like a writing desk. you really are alice.

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Q. What's the difference between dead babies and celebrities? A. Nobody likes celebrities.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have cancer."

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Person 1: What's 2+2? Person 2: 4 Person 1: Oh, you already heard that one.

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What did andy say when he went down on burger nips? Welcome to the jungle

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what did the lonely boy get for christmas? the absence of a familly

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Snapple fact #572: You're a terrible person.

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Knock Knock. "Who's there?" The cops.

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how are a plum and a rabbit the same? they are both purple except the rabbit

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Why did girl cry? Because she recently saw the messy demise of her parent's marriage.

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If at first you don't succeed.... maybe skydiving isn't for you...

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Hey buddy what's up? I justed wanted to know if you wanted to hang out tonight. Just call me and tell me what you wanna do. Ok that's it see ya. Oh yeah! I gave your mom an STD...sorry dude...it just happened. I hope your dad isn't mad. Again, really sorry. Ok bye.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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