YO MOMMA SO FAT... that it is really beginning to be an issue.

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I once looked at a hedge that had the same colour leaves as all of the other hedges in that particular area.

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what does a blue watermelon and a cactus that looks like a penis have in common? orange ya glad i didn't say banana!

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umm idk what joke to write down so yea and so rate this a thumbs up! okay bc this is an awesome joke...right right right yea ik!

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What do you call it when a homosexual from spain is forced to have sex with a 400 pound black man? Rape

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A man walks into a bar, he is immediately rushed to the emergency room

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Why does a black man break into a car? Because he had closed the windows and locked his keys inside.

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A monkey enters a bar and climbs up on a stool. The bartender asks, "What'll ya have, pal?" The monkey, who can niether speak nor understand English, appears slightly perplexed.

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Invisible Television.

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when i walk in the living room this is what i see... Luci's big eyes are stairing at me! (Luci is a dog) (Pita is a cat) I start a hissing and a scratchin and i ain't affrid to bite her, bite her, bite her, I"M PITA AND I KNOW IT!!!

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What is purple after you stroke it a lot? An eggplant

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What did andy say when he went down on burger nips? Welcome to the jungle

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Why is 6 scared of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

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What do you call ten black men running down the street? A race.

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What's the difference between shoes and a ginger? Shoes do the kicking.

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a blind man walks into a bar it hurt.

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roses are red violets are blue some poems rhyme this one doesn't

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms.

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How do you get a lawyer out of a tree? Lean a ladder against the tree and reassure them if they are apprehensive.

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A guy walks into a bar. Ouch

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-Is Michael Jackson dead? - HELL YEAH HE'S DEAD!!

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whats worse than having cancer? nothing you have cancer and should proceed to see doctor

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Roses are gray violets are gray everything is gray because I'm color blind.

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Why did the girl drown? Well, the girl probably did drown because she was within the ages of 3-5 years old, and she probably had a physical incapapbilty and she could not swim so her parents didn't save her.

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Anti Joke

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