How do you get a small girl of a swing ? Throw a fridge at her

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How do you see a black man in the dark? You dont

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Why did the old lady start crying? Because her daughter was raped and killed.

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Q.) What did the boy do when he got home? A.) He repeatedly cried due to the large amount of bullying he faced at school. He had constantly tried to contact his parents and teachers for help yet no one would listen. The boy was found dead in his room the next day. Poor kid.

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why did Stevie Wonder run a stop sign? he was changing his CD's and missed it.

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What's the best part about having sex with twenty-six year olds? They're of legal age to give consent.

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My mom told me about a funnel they make for women now that they can use to pee standing up. I told her it was a ploy to promote feminism.

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An irishman walks out of a pub

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Hey buddy what's up? I justed wanted to know if you wanted to hang out tonight. Just call me and tell me what you wanna do. Ok that's it see ya. Oh yeah! I gave your mom an STD...sorry dude...it just happened. I hope your dad isn't mad. Again, really sorry. Ok bye.

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-Is Michael Jackson dead? - HELL YEAH HE'S DEAD!!

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What do you call a with no arms and no legs floating in the water? About to drown.

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How do Elmer Fudd take a shower? Without a shampoo, he's bald..

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Hey i just met you & this is crazy but Nia and Goober Made a baby

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Two muffins were sitting in an oven. The first muffin did not look over to the other one and did not talk to it because muffins are objects and do not have the ability to communicate.

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What's worse than Hell? The Holocaust.

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What's the difference between a gay white man and a gay black man? Nothing because they are both sexually attracted to men.

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What is purple after you stroke it a lot? An eggplant

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Why wouldn't the girl clean her room? She was paralyzed.

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Why is 6 scared of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it's a chicken and it doesn't know any better. It probably doesn't know where it is much less where it's going.

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What's the difference between shoes and a ginger? Shoes do the kicking.

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Q: How did Muhamid Ali ( casius clay ) get a black eye? A: He was born

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a blind man walks into a bar it hurt.

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