An alcoholic walks into a bar. He is destroying his family.

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What`s the best part about twenty-three year olds? there are twenty of them

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japan4.

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Why did Dumbledore fall off the astronomy tower? Because Snape killed him.

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Your mama's so old that typical places of business grant her the senior citizen discount.

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What happens if someones forgets to put the 'anti' next to 'joke.' It is taken by someone else and created into an anti Joke.

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YO MOMMA SO FAT... that it is really beginning to be an issue.

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lets see how many dislikes i can get from this...

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Whats the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? One is fun to smash with a sludge hammer, the other is a watermelon

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your moms fat. she's ugly too.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says "why the long face." the horse says "my wife has terminal cancer."

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A married man takes the ring off his finger.

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All I want for Chrismas, the murderer of my parents to be caught.

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A man rubs a magic lamp nothing happens

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What's the best part about having sex with twenty-six year olds? They're of legal age to give consent.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he had no arms.

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My mom told me about a funnel they make for women now that they can use to pee standing up. I told her it was a ploy to promote feminism.

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What do you call ten black men running down the street? A race.

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How did the black guy cross the street? He jumped it.

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An irishman walks out of a pub

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why did Sarah fall off the swing? because she had no arms. Knock knock! who's there? not Sarah.

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roses are red violets are blue some poems rhyme this one doesn't

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Why did the black guy punch the Mexican guy? Because they were in a fight.

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A man walks into a bar... ouch. He received a minor concussion from the impact of the cement wall, and a slight goose egg on his forehead.

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