A boy and his father are in a car crash. The father dies and the son is transported to the nearest hospital. Once there, a surgeon is brought in to operate on the boy. The surgeon steps back and says "I can't operate on this boy, I haven't had enough training for such a situation." The hospital calls in another surgeon and they are more qualified for the event. Then the surgeon wakes up and realizes the boy is in critical condition. There is blood drenching his shirt and there is only seconds to operate. Suddenly, the boy wakes up and realizes he has just survived a car crash. Suddenly Leonardo DeCaprio enters with a girl. The world turns on its side and they all wake up to find them selves a victim of Inception. Then the caterpillar wakes up and realizes it has immense mental capacity, even above those of an above-average human. Then I woke up and realized I lost my job. MLIA.

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Every 60 seconds in Africa, a minute passes.

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Why did Nicholas Cage cross the street? To steal the Declaration of Independence.

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why did the puppy have a sticky tongue? because its owner was abusive and made the puppy lick peanut butter from his balls

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What do you call it when a homosexual from spain is forced to have sex with a 400 pound black man? Rape

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make me a sandwich!

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Never mail in your wishes to a genie, he may be dyslexic.

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A man walks into a bar, he is immediately rushed to the emergency room

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What did andy say when he went down on burger nips? Welcome to the jungle

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What's the best part about having sex with twenty-six year olds? They're of legal age to give consent.

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A man walks into a store and asks for a loaf of bread.

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How did the black guy cross the street? He jumped it.

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What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? Their names, if you know them. If not just say "excuse me"

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Q: What comes after 8? A: 9

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Whats pink and looked like an angry bulldog? Your moms vagina last night

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roses are red violets are blue some poems rhyme this one doesn't

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Why dont we just make fun of both? *mexican music plays*

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who wins a race a white guy or a black guy? depends who's faster

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why does crazy george spin a ball on his fingers well? because he has a huge dingo

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I once looked at a hedge that had the same colour leaves as all of the other hedges in that particular area.

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a black guy walks into a bar and the bartender says "get out of here, whites only" this joke takes place in the 1950's when african americans were discriminated against

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how much blow can charlie sheen hold up his nose? enough to kill Two and A Half Men

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Robin, get in the Bat-mobile!

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Q: why did the girl fall off the swing?? A: because she had no arms or legs.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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