Hey i just met you & this is crazy but Nia and Goober Made a baby

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What did the japonese man say? Nothing that we can understand.

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Yo mama's so fat that I make Yo Mama jokes about her!!

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What happened to the prisoner who dropped the soap while in the shower with other men? Another prisoner picked up and gave it to him and finished showering and felt squeaky clean.

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A married man takes the ring off his finger.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

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How do you see a black man in the dark? You dont

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What's the best part about having sex with twenty-six year olds? They're of legal age to give consent.

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What's red, blue, green, yellow, pink, purple, orange, teal, light green, brown, black and white? Colours, except for black and white, for they are the absence and amalgam of all colours, respectively.

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers

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i did not type this on 12/23/11 at 8:49:47

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What's the difference between shoes and a ginger? Shoes do the kicking.

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Always bring food to the zoo. It's not the animals who placed the signs not to feed them.

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Why did the man walk into the bar? He wast thirsty.

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Two muffins are in an oven. Muffin 1: Gosh it's hot in here. Muffin 2: Holy Crap! A talking muffin!

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Why don't cannibals eat clowns? Clowns do not populate the area in which cannibals reside

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What do you call something you should prepare yourself for when having sex with a prostitute? A.I.D.S

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Two monkeys are having sex. They both realize they're boys.

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a guy who can fly walks up a hill and jumps off a cliff. his flying power fails him and he dies on impact

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What did the rainbow sun say to the flower-faced elephant? "Want some tea and hamsters?" I'm addicted to acid.

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Knock, knock. The man knocking finds a note taped to the door saying "we'll be back in a week", the man proceeds to walk back home and tell his wife that they weren't home and that he'll return the rake he borrowed from them next week when they're back.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says "why the long face." the horse says "my wife has terminal cancer."

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what's blue and white and red all over? -nothing the "red all over" part implies a contradiction to blue and white.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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