Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but he had already had one earlier. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free taco.

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How did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

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Hey buddy what's up? I justed wanted to know if you wanted to hang out tonight. Just call me and tell me what you wanna do. Ok that's it see ya. Oh yeah! I gave your mom an STD...sorry dude...it just happened. I hope your dad isn't mad. Again, really sorry. Ok bye.

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What did the rock say to the other rock? It didnt

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What has 4 legs and goes "meow." A cat. Dang! You already heard it.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "How'd you open the door?"

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It is the conjoining of the two possible outcomes of the interstellar and post modern possibilities of the pasta sex god's niece's favorite colour after she falls off her bike whilst riding down a yellow slide after her twenty-seventh birthday when the two suns form a triangle in the night sky over the delta. Yes indeed that was good pudding.

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OK, A plane carrying 200 passengers crashes on the border between America and Canada. Which side of the border do you bury the victims? Well, it would depend on where the passengers where from or what they had stipulated in their living will. I suppose some would be cremated which opens up a whole other can of worms entirely.

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What did andy say when he went down on burger nips? Welcome to the jungle

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why did the guy drop his umbrella........ because he was getting raped.

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i did not type this on 12/23/11 at 8:49:47

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Why were the babies used for target practice? Hitler demanded the Nazis to do so.

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My mom told me about a funnel they make for women now that they can use to pee standing up. I told her it was a ploy to promote feminism.

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Why did the blonde driver crossed the red light? Because she has a good notion of physics and realized that the truck that was behind her was too fast to stop in time and if she braked there could have been an accident.

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Q: What did the first kid say to the second kid before he handed him a pencil? A: May I have a pencil?

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Wanna hear a joke? Good, go ask a comedian.

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Hey, I just met you and i am crazy, but? here's my room key let's make a baby.

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why did the child go to school? Because he wants to succeed in life

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Snapple fact #572: You're a terrible person.

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A homeless guy on the brink of starvation found one dollar lying on the street. He took it and bought a lottery ticket at the local drugstore. God was looking down on him with pity that day and decided that day that he would no longer be a vagabond. The next day, the homeless man won the lottery jackpot, worth 100 million dollars. He declared that on that day, he was the luckiest and happiest man alive. He then woke up in a pile trash.

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What's green and invisible? This cabbage

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If at first you don't succeed.... maybe skydiving isn't for you...

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Why did Cody sit in the corner? Because his daddy didn't love him. #DaddyDoesn'tLoveYouAnymoreChair

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Why is the turkey always full? Because he is stuffed.

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