Person 1: What's 2+2? Person 2: 4 Person 1: Oh, you already heard that one.

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poop.

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A man walks into a bar and says "Hi everybody, it's me!" So everybody turns round. But it wasn't him.

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Whats pink and looked like an angry bulldog? Your moms vagina last night

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An alcoholic walks into a bar. He is destroying his family.

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What did the rock say to the other rock? It didnt

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Knock Knock Who's there? Can people stop posting grammatically incorrect jokes on here. Half of the sentences do not make sense.

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Roses are red violets are blue poems don't have to rhyme..... Refrigerator

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An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

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There are two muffins in the oven. One muffin says to the other "phew it's kinda hot in here" the other muffin says "AWW a talking muffin!"

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hi hi strager danger

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What did andy say when he went down on burger nips? Welcome to the jungle

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What's the best part about having sex with twenty-six year olds? They're of legal age to give consent.

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Dylan Eichas

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A man walks into a store and asks for a loaf of bread.

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a blind man walks into a bar it hurt.

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japan4.

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A man walks into a bar. He says, "Ow, that really hurt."

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The pig walks up to the buture the' The buture sloters him!

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What do you call something you should prepare yourself for when having sex with a prostitute? A.I.D.S

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Knock, knock. The man knocking finds a note taped to the door saying "we'll be back in a week", the man proceeds to walk back home and tell his wife that they weren't home and that he'll return the rake he borrowed from them next week when they're back.

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That moment when you and your friends throw snowballs at cars in the dark on the highway and the cops spotlight your area while you hide in a shed...

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A man walks into a bar, he is immediately rushed to the emergency room

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What do you call thousands of people starving all across the globe? Not my problem.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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