what did the blind santa say to the jewish child jewish people don't believe in santa...awkward.

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What the difference between a black man and a pizza? A black man is capable of feeding a family. A pizza is capable of feeding an American.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm in your apple.

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What happened to the prisoner who dropped the soap while in the shower with other men? Another prisoner picked up and gave it to him and finished showering and felt squeaky clean.

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Q. What's the difference between dead babies and celebrities? A. Nobody likes celebrities.

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Why did the old lady start crying? Because her daughter was raped and killed.

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Why was the pencil case unzipped? Because it wasn't zipped up.

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Why did the blonde driver crossed the red light? Because she has a good notion of physics and realized that the truck that was behind her was too fast to stop in time and if she braked there could have been an accident.

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What's the difference between shoes and a ginger? Shoes do the kicking.

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this site is funny.

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Girls go to college to get more knowledge. Boys go to Jupiter because they're already smart enough to achieve interplanetary space travel.

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Why did the man walk into the bar? He wast thirsty.

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the world flooded and everybody died how did they die? the all fell into lava!

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Women's rights.

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What has 4 legs and goes "meow." A cat. Dang! You already heard it.

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What did the rainbow sun say to the flower-faced elephant? "Want some tea and hamsters?" I'm addicted to acid.

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hi hi strager danger

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A monkey enters a bar and climbs up on a stool. The bartender asks, "What'll ya have, pal?" The monkey, who can niether speak nor understand English, appears slightly perplexed.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have cancer."

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poop.

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What do you get when you cross and elephant and a dog? Nothing, because you cannot breed creatures of different geniuses.

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read down and see what it is like BEFOR MARRIAGE boy:at last.i can hardly wait! girl:do you want to leave me? boy:NO! dont even think about it! girl:do you love me? boy:ofcourse! always girl:have you ever cheated on me? boy:NO! why are you even asking? girl:will you kiss me ? boy:every chance i get! girl:will you hit me ? boy:hell no! are you crazy ? girl:can i trust you? boy:yes! girl:darling!! read up again and see what it is like AFTER MARRIAGE (L.W)

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it's a chicken and it doesn't know any better. It probably doesn't know where it is much less where it's going.

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An alcoholic walks into a bar. He is destroying his family.

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