why does crazy george spin a ball on his fingers well? because he has a huge dingo

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Johnny has 30 pints of ice cream. He eats 25 pints. What does Johnny have? Diabetes. Johnny has diabetes.

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If at first you don't succeed.... maybe skydiving isn't for you...

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I once looked at a hedge that had the same colour leaves as all of the other hedges in that particular area.

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What happened to the blind man who went skydiving? Nothing but the dog was unlucky.The dog kept squirming and he thought he hadnt gone down the cliff yet and said "ok fine dont come with me!".The dog didnt survive. :'(

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why do women wear perfume and make-up? 'cause they're ugly and smell bad

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Wanna hear a dirty joke? I had gay butt sex.

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What do you call a redneck in a propane store? A customer.

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Invisible Television.

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What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A pilot

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how many blondes does it take to fix a lightbulb? 764,983,792,545,653,

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Why did the postal worker go to work? Because he has to support his family so they do not starve like his dog.

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Why wouldn't the girl clean her room? She was paralyzed.

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A man walks into a store and asks for a loaf of bread.

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whats worse than 10 babies in a mail box 1 baby in 10 mail boxes

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Pickup Line: Hay girl is that a mirror in your pants. Becuase I can see me in it.

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japan4.

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How did the soccer team win? They scored the most goals.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the cactus cross the road? It was stuck to the chickens butt.

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Whats the difference between and anti joke and a joke? There two different things.

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Roses are gray violets are gray everything is gray because I'm color blind.

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go stand in a mirror look at your face that is the joke. 8- now go tell someone you will tell them a joke and do that to them this will be a fast spreading joke. jkjk this joke is so bad everybody give this alot of bad thums. ha ha i do not care

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? -I don't have a ferrari in my garage.

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Whats is pathetic and just plain sad? Gas prices these days.

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