What's worse than finding twelve dead babies nailed to a tree? One living baby nailed to twelve trees.

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Girls go to college to get more knowledge. Boys go to Jupiter because they're already smart enough to achieve interplanetary space travel.

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Always bring food to the zoo. It's not the animals who placed the signs not to feed them.

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Why did Cody sit in the corner? Because his daddy didn't love him. #DaddyDoesn'tLoveYouAnymoreChair

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Why is the turkey always full? Because he is stuffed.

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Hey i just met you & this is crazy but Nia and Goober Made a baby

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What the difference between a black man and a pizza? A black man is capable of feeding a family. A pizza is capable of feeding an American.

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hi hi strager danger

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What do you call two men riding a bicycle.

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Do you know the joke about the two guys who went to Paris ? Me neither.

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A man walks into a bar and says "Hi everybody, it's me!" So everybody turns round. But it wasn't him.

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Why did the blonde driver crossed the red light? Because she has a good notion of physics and realized that the truck that was behind her was too fast to stop in time and if she braked there could have been an accident.

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Wanna hear a joke? Good, go ask a comedian.

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Your mama's so old that typical places of business grant her the senior citizen discount.

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Why did the man walk into the bar? He wast thirsty.

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How do you kill a blonde? A gun, knife, there are a number of ways really...

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The pig walks up to the buture the' The buture sloters him!

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YO MOMMA SO FAT... that it is really beginning to be an issue.

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What magical power enables Spongebob to talk? There is no magical power. he is a cartoon therefore making him be able to anything in anyone's wild dreams.

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Wanna hear a joke? Sure. Too bad I don't have one.

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whats worse than having cancer? nothing you have cancer and should proceed to see doctor

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Roses are gray violets are gray everything is gray because I'm color blind.

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why do women wear perfume and make-up? 'cause they're ugly and smell bad

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A chicken crossed the road and the farmer said, "Where the hell is that chicken going!?"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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