Why don't cannibals eat clowns? Clowns do not populate the area in which cannibals reside

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I once looked at a hedge that had the same colour leaves as all of the other hedges in that particular area.

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What do you call a with no arms and no legs floating in the water? About to drown.

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oliver is gay. so much so that he has hex with other men and dosent mind it very much

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What is Ash gray Battleship gray Black Blue-gray Cadet gray Charcoal Cool gray Davy's gray Payne's gray Gunmetal Silver Slate gray Taupe Purple taupe Medium taupe Rose quartz Taupe gray Timberwolf WhiteApple green Asparagus Bright green Cal Poly Chartreuse Dark olive green Dark spring green Dartmouth green Fern green Forest greenGreen Green-yellow Harlequin Honeydew Hunter green India green Islamic green Jungle green Lawn green LimePhthalo green Pigment green Pine green Pistachio Sea green Shamrock green Spring bud Spring green Teal Yellow-greenAlice blue Aqua Aquamarine Celeste Cerulean Cyan Electric blue Jungle green Magic mint MintAir Force blue Air superiority blue Alice blue Azure Baby blue Bleu de France Blue Blue-gray Bondi blue Brandeis blueAmethyst Byzantium Cerise Eggplant Fandango Fuchsia Heliotrope Indigo Lavender blush Lavender (floralblack gray silver white maroon red purple fuchsia green lime olive yellow navy blue teal aqua a List that you just spent 5 min reading

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm in your apple.

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Rose is Red Violet Blew Mustard is in Clue … What about Moni-… ahhh my eye!

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Whats worse than the holocaust? Finding your babies head in a microwave

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Why'd I have sex with your mom? I'm your father and I love your mother very much

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Take My Wife- Because as it stands, I'm having frequent, toe-curling, unprotected sex with your wife. And that just doesnt seem fair.

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Ask me if I'm a duck. Are you a duck? No.

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What do you call a horse with no eyes? A horse with no eyes.

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Why couldn't the Hispanic guy become a firefighter? Because the fire chief was racist.

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Whats pink and looked like an angry bulldog? Your moms vagina last night

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A kangaroo walks into a bar, he hops up to the bartender, and asks for a martini. The bartender, not knowing exactly what to do, goes into the back to his boss's office. He says "Hey, there's a kangaroo up front askin' for a martini...do we serve kangaroos?" His boss replies "Ya, of course, but these kangaroos, they aren't too smart, so charge him like 50 bucks for the drink." The bartender agrees and goes back up front to serve the kangaroo. He pours the martini and hands it to the kangaroo, the kangaroo thanks him and says "How much do I owe you?" The bartender replies "50 bucks." The kangaroo then reaches into his pouch, pulls out a fifty dollar bill, and puts it on the counter. He finishes his drink and begins to hop away. As he is leaving, the bartender says "Hey, wait, we don't get many of your kind around here, why is that?" And the kangaroo replies "I'm not surprised at THESE prices!!!" and hops out.

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A sphere rolls around the corner and falls over.

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What did the White guy say to the Black Guy? "Hey, what's up?"

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar.

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What did the chicken say to the rhino? Nothing. Animals can't talk.

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Knock Knock. "Who's there?" The cops.

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What happens if someones forgets to put the 'anti' next to 'joke.' It is taken by someone else and created into an anti Joke.

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-Is Michael Jackson dead? - HELL YEAH HE'S DEAD!!

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What's black and white and red all over. An interracial suicide pact.

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Why did the girl fall off the couch? She had a seizure.

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