Why couldn't the Hispanic guy become a firefighter? Because the fire chief was racist.

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A man walks into a store and asks for a loaf of bread.

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What did the White guy say to the Black Guy? "Hey, what's up?"

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Pickup Line: Hay girl is that a mirror in your pants. Becuase I can see me in it.

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A man walks into a bar and says "Hi everybody, it's me!" So everybody turns round. But it wasn't him.

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What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

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Why is 6 scared of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

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A man ingested a hamburger. It proved fatal due to a tomato allergy.

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How Do Bulls Drive Cars? They cant, they have hooves making it impractical for a Bull to Drive a car.

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Hey buddy what's up? I justed wanted to know if you wanted to hang out tonight. Just call me and tell me what you wanna do. Ok that's it see ya. Oh yeah! I gave your mom an STD...sorry dude...it just happened. I hope your dad isn't mad. Again, really sorry. Ok bye.

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Whats the difference between a chicken? One of its legs are both the same.

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Why did the man walk into the bar? He wast thirsty.

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What came first?....the woman or the sandwich

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YO MOMMA SO FAT... that it is really beginning to be an issue.

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You wanna hear an inside joke? That was one of them.

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how long does it take for a black woman to shit? a couple of minutes.

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how do you know if a black man's been on your computer it's gone

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Every 60 seconds in Africa, a minute passes.

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What's the difference between a cat and a dog? Vast. While they are both mammals belonging to the order Carnivora, and therefore have a loose evolutionary connection, dogs belong to the Carnidae family and cats belong to the Felidae family. There would need to be much biological research done to discover all of the differences that result from this.

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An Englishman, Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They enjoy a few quiet drinks while watching a rugby match between Italy and France on the big screen, which is why they came into this particular bar. The Englishman hopes Italy will win, the Irishman is also supporting Italy while the Scotsman is up for France. France wins the match and the Scotsman says "Good game lads eh?" The others agree.

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What happened to the blind man who went skydiving? Nothing but the dog was unlucky.The dog kept squirming and he thought he hadnt gone down the cliff yet and said "ok fine dont come with me!".The dog didnt survive. :'(

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Whats is pathetic and just plain sad? Gas prices these days.

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Ask me if I'm a duck. Are you a duck? No.

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Why did the old lady start crying? Because her daughter was raped and killed.

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Anti Joke

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