whats green can fly and has legs? a plane i lied about the legs

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what does a blue watermelon and a cactus that looks like a penis have in common? orange ya glad i didn't say banana!

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Women's rights.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Doctor. Doctor who? What? No? I'm here to inform you that your child won't be coming out of that coma, I'm sorry.

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Whats worse than a dead baby at the bottom of a trash can? Two dead babies. Whats worse then that 5 dead babies and worse then that? Im starting to have suspicions of you being a mass murdurer of small children.

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Why can't blondes change a lightbulb? Because they're women

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hi hi strager danger

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Q. What's the difference between dead babies and celebrities? A. Nobody likes celebrities.

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Person 1: What's 2+2? Person 2: 4 Person 1: Oh, you already heard that one.

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It is the conjoining of the two possible outcomes of the interstellar and post modern possibilities of the pasta sex god's niece's favorite colour after she falls off her bike whilst riding down a yellow slide after her twenty-seventh birthday when the two suns form a triangle in the night sky over the delta. Yes indeed that was good pudding.

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poop.

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why did Stevie Wonder run a stop sign? he was changing his CD's and missed it.

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187

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how do you kill a bear. -you shoot it.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because him and his girlfriend were in a bad relationship and he needed to get away for a while.

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Womens rights

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Snapple fact #572: You're a terrible person.

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A 55-year-old white man's car is broken, so he decides to take a bus to work that morning. His bus arrives and he gets on. Then he notices the driver's a woman. He pays for his ticket, takes a seat by the window and in about an hour he gets to his office.

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? The answer is not definitive and involves several factors including the size of the woodchuck, the woodchuck's teeth, the climate in which that woodchuck lives, and the tenacity of that particular woodchuck at achieving his goal.

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Why did girl cry? Because she recently saw the messy demise of her parent's marriage.

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If at first you don't succeed.... maybe skydiving isn't for you...

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? Lame Anti Jokes.

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An Englishman, Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They enjoy a few quiet drinks while watching a rugby match between Italy and France on the big screen, which is why they came into this particular bar. The Englishman hopes Italy will win, the Irishman is also supporting Italy while the Scotsman is up for France. France wins the match and the Scotsman says "Good game lads eh?" The others agree.

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Hey i just met you & this is crazy but Nia and Goober Made a baby

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Anti Joke

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