How do you divide 2574 by 23.5 WIth a calculator

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Patient: Doctor, will I be able to play the piano when my arm heals? Doctor: Did I not tell you? You insurance didn't cover the cost of this operation. Your arm is never going to be healed!

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Person 1: What's 2+2? Person 2: 4 Person 1: Oh, you already heard that one.

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why did Stevie Wonder run a stop sign? he was changing his CD's and missed it.

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An insane individual walks into a bank and asks for $500. The teller refuses since he doesn't have an account, so the individual pulls out a gun and asks the teller again. The teller presses the silent panic button, causing the cops to show up and arrest the gunman, but not before he manages to shoot the teller and the small child standing next two counters over.

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I like my woman like I like my coffee. Ground up and in the freezer.

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What did the chicken say to the rhino? Nothing. Animals can't talk.

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Why is 6 scared of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

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A guy walks into a bar. Ouch

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You wanna hear an inside joke? That was one of them.

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Why did the cookie go to the hospital? Leukemia

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I once looked at a hedge that had the same colour leaves as all of the other hedges in that particular area.

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a black guy walks into a bar and the bartender says "get out of here, whites only" this joke takes place in the 1950's when african americans were discriminated against

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Whats the difference between and anti joke and a joke? There two different things.

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There are two muffins in the oven. One muffin says to the other "phew it's kinda hot in here" the other muffin says "AWW a talking muffin!"

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Rose is Red Violet Blew Mustard is in Clue … What about Moni-… ahhh my eye!

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A man walks into a bar, he is immediately rushed to the emergency room

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Why did the monkey fall from the tree? Gravitational force acted upon the monkey who was not holding on to any branch.

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A doctor walks into a room after a woman has just given birth to her baby Doctor: I've got some good news and some bad news Mom: Whats the bad news? Doctor: Your Baby is Ginger. Mom: So what's the good news? Doctor: It's dead.

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Why did the black guy punch the Mexican guy? Because they were in a fight.

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What did the rock say to the other rock? It didnt

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why does crazy george spin a ball on his fingers well? because he has a huge dingo

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Why don't cannibals eat clowns? Clowns do not populate the area in which cannibals reside

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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