An irishman walks out of a pub

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What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? Their names, if you know them. If not just say "excuse me"

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate rhyming, penis.

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why does crazy george spin a ball on his fingers well? because he has a huge dingo

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who wins a race a white guy or a black guy? depends who's faster

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Every 60 seconds in Africa, a minute passes.

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I once looked at a hedge that had the same colour leaves as all of the other hedges in that particular area.

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a black guy walks into a bar and the bartender says "get out of here, whites only" this joke takes place in the 1950's when african americans were discriminated against

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Robin, get in the Bat-mobile!

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There are two muffins in the oven. One muffin says to the other "phew it's kinda hot in here" the other muffin says "AWW a talking muffin!"

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How much stuff would a stuff muff huff if a stuff muff could huff stuff? Whole dang lotsa

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Q: why did the girl fall off the swing?? A: because she had no arms or legs.

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What happened to the prisoner who dropped the soap while in the shower with other men? Another prisoner picked up and gave it to him and finished showering and felt squeaky clean.

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What is purple after you stroke it a lot? An eggplant

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How do you see a black man in the dark? You dont

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How did the black guy cross the street? He jumped it.

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Q: What comes after 8? A: 9

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A 55-year-old white man's car is broken, so he decides to take a bus to work that morning. His bus arrives and he gets on. Then he notices the driver's a woman. He pays for his ticket, takes a seat by the window and in about an hour he gets to his office.

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What did the chicken say to the rhino? Nothing. Animals can't talk.

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Knock Knock. "Who's there?" The cops.

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Why did Dumbledore fall off the astronomy tower? Because Snape killed him.

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What's worse than finding ten babies nailed to a tree? One baby nailed to ten trees

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Why couldn't the dog fetch? It's back legs were useless after it got run over.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the cactus cross the road? It was stuck to the chickens butt.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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