What's the difference between shoes and a ginger? Shoes do the kicking.

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How are a bucket and a purple shovel alike? Coincidentally they both are registered sex offenders.

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Did you hear about the blonde who jumped out off a bridge? She was clinically depressed and took her own life because of her terribly low self-esteem.

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What did Jack give Jill for Christmas? Herpes.

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Girls go to college to get more knowledge. Boys go to Jupiter because they're already smart enough to achieve interplanetary space travel.

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Why don't cannibals eat clowns? Clowns do not populate the area in which cannibals reside

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What do you get when you cross a blonde with Nickelodon? You get Dora because she is allways telling you what to do.

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Two monkeys are having sex. They both realize they're boys.

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What do you call a guy who has sex with kids? A child molester

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YO MOMMA SO FAT... that it is really beginning to be an issue.

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-Is Michael Jackson dead? - HELL YEAH HE'S DEAD!!

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An Englishman, Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They enjoy a few quiet drinks while watching a rugby match between Italy and France on the big screen, which is why they came into this particular bar. The Englishman hopes Italy will win, the Irishman is also supporting Italy while the Scotsman is up for France. France wins the match and the Scotsman says "Good game lads eh?" The others agree.

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The sun was burning as the Elephant offered the mouse to walk between the sun and the mouse so the mouse could get some shade. Mouse: Lets switch places so you can have some shade too! Elephant: Good idea! Just then unexpectedly the elephant slipped on a banana peel and tilted towards the mouse. Squish. Moral: The reason they never tell kids the full story... for real.. honest...

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That moment when you and your friends throw snowballs at cars in the dark on the highway and the cops spotlight your area while you hide in a shed...

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Never mail in your wishes to a genie, he may be dyslexic.

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Invisible Television.

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when i walk in the living room this is what i see... Luci's big eyes are stairing at me! (Luci is a dog) (Pita is a cat) I start a hissing and a scratchin and i ain't affrid to bite her, bite her, bite her, I"M PITA AND I KNOW IT!!!

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How do you get a small girl of a swing ? Throw a fridge at her

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How do you see a black man in the dark? You dont

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers

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What's the best part about having sex with twenty-six year olds? They're of legal age to give consent.

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What is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? The pizza doesn't scream when riding on a roller coaster.

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Why is 6 scared of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

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