A man rubs a magic lamp nothing happens

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A monkey enters a bar and climbs up on a stool. The bartender asks, "What'll ya have, pal?" The monkey, who can niether speak nor understand English, appears slightly perplexed.

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What's the best part about having sex with twenty-six year olds? They're of legal age to give consent.

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers

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My mom told me about a funnel they make for women now that they can use to pee standing up. I told her it was a ploy to promote feminism.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he had no arms.

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What do you call ten black men running down the street? A race.

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An irishman walks out of a pub

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What`s the best part about twenty-three year olds? there are twenty of them

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japan4.

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why did Sarah fall off the swing? because she had no arms. Knock knock! who's there? not Sarah.

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roses are red violets are blue some poems rhyme this one doesn't

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Why did Dumbledore fall off the astronomy tower? Because Snape killed him.

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Why did the black guy punch the Mexican guy? Because they were in a fight.

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A man walks into a bar... ouch. He received a minor concussion from the impact of the cement wall, and a slight goose egg on his forehead.

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Why did the man walk into the bar? He wast thirsty.

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Why don't cannibals eat clowns? Clowns do not populate the area in which cannibals reside

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Q: If I have 13 icecubes, and you have 12 icecubes, how many pancakes can I fit on the roof? A: Purple, because aliens don't wear hats.

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a black guy walks into a bar and the bartender says "get out of here, whites only" this joke takes place in the 1950's when african americans were discriminated against

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What do you call a with no arms and no legs floating in the water? About to drown.

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lets see how many dislikes i can get from this...

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Whats the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? One is fun to smash with a sludge hammer, the other is a watermelon

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What do you call a Mexican jumping fences? A really good athlete.

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