your moms fat. she's ugly too.

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how did the bloop cross the road? to get to the other side

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Why did the old lady start crying? Because her daughter was raped and killed.

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers

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why did Stevie Wonder run a stop sign? he was changing his CD's and missed it.

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Why wouldn't the girl clean her room? She was paralyzed.

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Why is 6 scared of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it's a chicken and it doesn't know any better. It probably doesn't know where it is much less where it's going.

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What is marios favorite type of jeans? a brand that he enjoys and feels is comfortable in

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Why did Dumbledore fall off the astronomy tower? Because Snape killed him.

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roses are red violets are blue some poems rhyme this one doesn't

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Why did the monkey fall from the tree? Gravitational force acted upon the monkey who was not holding on to any branch.

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Why don't cannibals eat clowns? Clowns do not populate the area in which cannibals reside

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One day a horse goes to a bakery store and asks the shopkeeper for a fresh loaf of bread. Surprised at the request the shopkeeper asked - White bread or whole wheat? To which the horse replied - Makes no difference cause i rode my bicycle to work yesterday.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the cactus cross the road? It was stuck to the chickens butt.

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how much blow can charlie sheen hold up his nose? enough to kill Two and A Half Men

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Robin, get in the Bat-mobile!

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How much stuff would a stuff muff huff if a stuff muff could huff stuff? Whole dang lotsa

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Why was the manspenis big Cause he was a lucky bastard

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make me a sandwich!

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Whats is pathetic and just plain sad? Gas prices these days.

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Why does a black man break into a car? Because he had closed the windows and locked his keys inside.

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How do you see a black man in the dark? You dont

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What is purple after you stroke it a lot? An eggplant

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