Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

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What did zero say to ten? I see you found someone

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A man walks into a store and asks for a loaf of bread.

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Yo mama is so fat that it is obvious obesity runs in the family.

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An alcoholic walks into a bar. He is destroying his family.

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Knock Knock. "Who's there?" The cops.

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What's the difference between a bird and a horse? - Both can fly, exept the horse.

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Three a man is trapped on a desert island and a genie offers to grant him one wish. The man accepts the existence of the genie and then wishes for unlimited wishes for the rest of his life. The man takes over the world.

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What happens if someones forgets to put the 'anti' next to 'joke.' It is taken by someone else and created into an anti Joke.

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Roses are red violets are blue poems don't have to rhyme..... Refrigerator

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Q: If I have 13 icecubes, and you have 12 icecubes, how many pancakes can I fit on the roof? A: Purple, because aliens don't wear hats.

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Roses are gray violets are gray everything is gray because I'm color blind.

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Rose is Red Violet Blew Mustard is in Clue … What about Moni-… ahhh my eye!

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Q: why did the girl fall off the swing?? A: because she had no arms or legs.

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A married man takes the ring off his finger.

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers

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When life gets you down, make a comforter.

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An insane individual walks into a bank and asks for $500. The teller refuses since he doesn't have an account, so the individual pulls out a gun and asks the teller again. The teller presses the silent panic button, causing the cops to show up and arrest the gunman, but not before he manages to shoot the teller and the small child standing next two counters over.

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What`s the best part about twenty-three year olds? there are twenty of them

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Why did Dumbledore fall off the astronomy tower? Because Snape killed him.

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Why did the black guy punch the Mexican guy? Because they were in a fight.

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Why did the man walk into the bar? He wast thirsty.

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What do you call something you should prepare yourself for when having sex with a prostitute? A.I.D.S

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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