Why did lil yazzy watch The Hills at 12:40 in the morning? Because she was casually surfing netflix and clicked on it.

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what's blue and white and red all over? -nothing the "red all over" part implies a contradiction to blue and white.

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It is the conjoining of the two possible outcomes of the interstellar and post modern possibilities of the pasta sex god's niece's favorite colour after she falls off her bike whilst riding down a yellow slide after her twenty-seventh birthday when the two suns form a triangle in the night sky over the delta. Yes indeed that was good pudding.

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Q.) What did the boy do when he got home? A.) He repeatedly cried due to the large amount of bullying he faced at school. He had constantly tried to contact his parents and teachers for help yet no one would listen. The boy was found dead in his room the next day. Poor kid.

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What's the best part about having sex with twenty-six year olds? They're of legal age to give consent.

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your mommy so gehto shes black

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What do you call ten black men running down the street? A race.

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Why were the babies used for target practice? Hitler demanded the Nazis to do so.

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Q: A black man is walking down the street with a television, where did he just come from? A: Best Buy, he just got a bonus, and wanted to reward himself.

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Snapple fact #572: You're a terrible person.

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roses are red violets are blue some poems rhyme this one doesn't

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What did Jack give Jill for Christmas? Herpes.

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Why don't cannibals eat clowns? Clowns do not populate the area in which cannibals reside

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I once looked at a hedge that had the same colour leaves as all of the other hedges in that particular area.

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what does a blue watermelon and a cactus that looks like a penis have in common? orange ya glad i didn't say banana!

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yo mama so dumb that we sat her down to take a standardized, comprehensive IQ test measuring spatial, logical, linguistic, and memorization abilities. Her aggregate score was an 87, indicated she is roughly one standard deviation below the mean of the population, which is not low enough to qualify for government assistance under the Americans with Disabilities Act (1990) but does impede her understanding of more complex abstract concepts and things pertaining to higher culture. In spite of this, she has raised a child of average intelligence, and has retained the same job at Walgreen's for 14 years, People seem to like her because she is polite and rarely late. Your mother is an inspiration to low-IQ people living in high-IQ developed countries, demonstrating that an inability to fully understand abstracts does necessarily lead to a life of meagerness and frustration, so long as you work hard, keep your spirits high, and accept Jesus Christ as your personal lord and savior.

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Q: What do you call a black person that flies planes? A: A pilot you racist

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whats worse than having cancer? nothing you have cancer and should proceed to see doctor

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Robin, get in the Bat-mobile!

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Why was the manspenis big Cause he was a lucky bastard

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How much stuff would a stuff muff huff if a stuff muff could huff stuff? Whole dang lotsa

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What do you call a redneck in a propane store? A customer.

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The sun was burning as the Elephant offered the mouse to walk between the sun and the mouse so the mouse could get some shade. Mouse: Lets switch places so you can have some shade too! Elephant: Good idea! Just then unexpectedly the elephant slipped on a banana peel and tilted towards the mouse. Squish. Moral: The reason they never tell kids the full story... for real.. honest...

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smug face >:}

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