How did the black guy cross the street? He jumped it.

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My mom told me about a funnel they make for women now that they can use to pee standing up. I told her it was a ploy to promote feminism.

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i did not type this on 12/23/11 at 8:49:47

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why is six afraid of seven? because seven ate nine

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why does crazy george spin a ball on his fingers well? because he has a huge dingo

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What is the difference between peanut butter andd jam! Jam is made from crushed fruit and gelatine while peanut butter is made from finely ground peanuts and is often sweetened with sugar.

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lets see how many dislikes i can get from this...

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Whats the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? One is fun to smash with a sludge hammer, the other is a watermelon

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How much stuff would a stuff muff huff if a stuff muff could huff stuff? Whole dang lotsa

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what does the pope have against homosexuals a whip

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What?

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What is purple after you stroke it a lot? An eggplant

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Your mom is so stupid that... She often makes mistakes.

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Did you see that picture of Helen Keller's dad? Yes. She didn't.

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What is the difference between your mother and a hooker? Gonorrhea and her father's approval.

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What's red, blue, green, yellow, pink, purple, orange, teal, light green, brown, black and white? Colours, except for black and white, for they are the absence and amalgam of all colours, respectively.

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speacking of cheese... steve jobs died

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Q: What happens when your name is Gretchen Weiner? A: You can never make "fetch" happen.

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???????????? WTF?

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how do you wake lady gaga up? you hit her in the face with a frying pan

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Why shouldnt you throw rocks at a black kid on a bike? Because the kid wasn't riding in your way, you could get arrested for assault and battery, and he probably lives in a low income area and cant afford health insurance if he was injured.

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i was molested.

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What has two legs and graduated from ninja school? Okyrin Sakajuru. He also went on to win two all city titles and roundhouse kick of the day, performed on a wild tiger. As time passes, he stops practicing and becomes a lethargic street criminal. He is eventually captured by local authorities and charged with the robberies and two counts of aggravated assault. Leaving his children behind to the system where they are neglected and depressed about their fathers situation. He makes bail after 3 months and opens a strip club for dwarfs but loses it all after not finding stripper poles that are dwarf friendly.

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A chicken crossed the road and the farmer said, "Where the hell is that chicken going!?"

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