what is the difference between a Ferrari and a bucket of dead babies......... I dont have a Ferrari in my garage

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How do you get a lawyer out of a tree? Lean a ladder against the tree and reassure them if they are apprehensive.

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???????????? WTF?

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A white man and a black man are standing on the edge of a 20 story building. The view from up there is rather nice.

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It's black, and when it falls out of a tree, your refrigurator is broken. Your refrigurator.

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What do you call it when a homosexual from spain is forced to have sex with a 400 pound black man? Rape

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Which came first the egg or the chicken? The chicken because eggs can't cross the road

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GIVE

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What's worse than Hell? The Holocaust.

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Why couldn't the morbidly obese lady order a cheeseburger? A: Because it wasn't on the menu

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What?

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teacher: what comes after 69? johnny: mouthwash teacher: get out.

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Why did the blonde kid lose the spelling bee? Because she misspelled a word.

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What did the cop say to the robber? You have the right to remain silent

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Why did the black man run from the officer? The officer was trying to rape him.

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how do you wake lady gaga up? you hit her in the face with a frying pan

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Why are you asleep? Because I'm tired.

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What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? AHHHH WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS!?!?!? MY HAND!!! MY HAND!!! AHHHHHHH!!!!! JUST KILL ME!!! PLEASE WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS?!?! MY OTHER HAND AHHHH!!! HAHAAAAAAAAAaaaa..... AHHHHHHH WHY?!?! MY LEG!!!! MY FOOT NO!!!!! PLEASE!!!!! Ah AH AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAA HAHAHAaaa WHYYYYYYYYY!?

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yo mama so dumb that we sat her down to take a standardized, comprehensive IQ test measuring spatial, logical, linguistic, and memorization abilities. Her aggregate score was an 87, indicated she is roughly one standard deviation below the mean of the population, which is not low enough to qualify for government assistance under the Americans with Disabilities Act (1990) but does impede her understanding of more complex abstract concepts and things pertaining to higher culture. In spite of this, she has raised a child of average intelligence, and has retained the same job at Walgreen's for 14 years, People seem to like her because she is polite and rarely late. Your mother is an inspiration to low-IQ people living in high-IQ developed countries, demonstrating that an inability to fully understand abstracts does necessarily lead to a life of meagerness and frustration, so long as you work hard, keep your spirits high, and accept Jesus Christ as your personal lord and savior.

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guy 1... "do you no any funny jokes?" guy2 ..."no" guy1 ..."same"

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A chicken crossed the road and the farmer said, "Where the hell is that chicken going!?"

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says "why the long face." the horse says "my wife has terminal cancer."

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All I want for Chrismas, the murderer of my parents to be caught.

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Your mom is so stupid that... She often makes mistakes.

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