How do you put on a condom Very Carefully

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What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? AHHHH WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS!?!?!? MY HAND!!! MY HAND!!! AHHHHHHH!!!!! JUST KILL ME!!! PLEASE WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS?!?! MY OTHER HAND AHHHH!!! HAHAAAAAAAAAaaaa..... AHHHHHHH WHY?!?! MY LEG!!!! MY FOOT NO!!!!! PLEASE!!!!! Ah AH AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAA HAHAHAaaa WHYYYYYYYYY!?

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You know whats funny? Things that aren't listed here.

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someone called a frog a frog

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Q. What's the difference between dead babies and celebrities? A. Nobody likes celebrities.

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If you lose your left arm, your right one will be left.

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Q: How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? A: One, possibly two if the lightbulb is high up and someone has to hold the ladder.

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teacher: what comes after 69? johnny: mouthwash teacher: get out.

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What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

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A duck walks into a doctor's office, and says 'Quack!' The doctor is offended and resigns.

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Q: What did the first kid say to the second kid before he handed him a pencil? A: May I have a pencil?

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What do you get when you mix a dog and a cow blood everywhere

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A: Knock Knock. B: ... A: Knock Knock. B: ... A: I guess nobody's home. (leaves.)

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Caitlyn.

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Whut r bacer dew? Eh muphin

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the world flooded and everybody died how did they die? the all fell into lava!

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Why did the cookie go to the hospital? Leukemia

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Why was the man angry? Because I slept with his wife.

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lets see how many dislikes i can get from this...

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Emo Girl: Whats Your Favorite song? Regulor Girl: Something Carrie Underwood sing!(: Emo Girl: Are you retarted? Regulor Girl: Well im not the one who loves Emos .-. --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Honstley, I didnt right this my cousin told me to wriget this... i think its stupied... And Yes, Ima Emo but im not trying to judge people if there emo or not! :D Luv ya! -Angel- <3

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Whats worse than the holocaust? Finding your babies head in a microwave

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Hey man how was your trip? great!!! It blew my mind

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Person 1: What's 2+2? Person 2: 4 Person 1: Oh, you already heard that one.

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What does a turkey do? I don't know I'm not a turkey

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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