What kind of cookies does a pedophile order from the girl scouts? Samoas...pedophiles love coconut.

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Guy 1: "Hey, you have some updawg on your face." Guy 2: "Oh, thanks. Did I get it?" Guy 1: "Yeah, I think so."

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What did zero say to ten? I see you found someone

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(insert antijoke here

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i did not type this on 12/23/11 at 8:49:47

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Caitlyn.

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What did the cop say to the robber? You have the right to remain silent

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A 55-year-old white man's car is broken, so he decides to take a bus to work that morning. His bus arrives and he gets on. Then he notices the driver's a woman. He pays for his ticket, takes a seat by the window and in about an hour he gets to his office.

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Why did Benjamin Franklin go to the movies? Dim message, sapi message=InputBox("Find Out","Why did Benjamin Franklin Go To the Movies?") Set sapi=CreateObject("sapi.spvoice") sapi.Speak message

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Whut r bacer dew? Eh muphin

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3 men find a genie lamp on the side of a road, The genie grants them each a wish as they surely deserve. The first man asks for a jet and the genie glady grants him this and the man starts to fly away. The second man says to make a wall around asia and the genie complies. The third man thinks for a minute and finally says fill it with water and as a genie the genie cannot refuse. They all drowned seeing how the jet had no fuel. The genie goes back to sleep and is picked up by an alien 5,000 years in the future, the Earth is destroyed in 7012(as if we didnt already destroy it). The genie survives and currently resides on uranus.

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guy 1... "do you no any funny jokes?" guy2 ..."no" guy1 ..."same"

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What's worse than Hell? The Holocaust.

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What?

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Q: What did the pope say to the prostitute he passed in the street? A: Bath & Bodyworks are having a sale

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Q: What did my uncle Tom say when he first encountered my friend Richard Jefferson? A: Hello

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What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

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Why shouldnt you throw rocks at a black kid on a bike? Because the kid wasn't riding in your way, you could get arrested for assault and battery, and he probably lives in a low income area and cant afford health insurance if he was injured.

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how do you wake lady gaga up? you hit her in the face with a frying pan

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A white man and a black man are standing on the edge of a 20 story building. The view from up there is rather nice.

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I have sex daily, I mean dyslexia.

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Why did the U.S.A. vote in a black president? Because racial prejudice is a thing of the past and the U.S.A. is a liberal and progressive nation.

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teacher: what comes after 69? johnny: mouthwash teacher: get out.

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What's red, blue, green, yellow, pink, purple, orange, teal, light green, brown, black and white? Colours, except for black and white, for they are the absence and amalgam of all colours, respectively.

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Anti Joke

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