What do you call a guy who has sex with kids? A child molester

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Why did the woman keep getting sexually harassed while calling for her lost dog? Her dog is named "Ilovedicks."

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a guy who can fly walks up a hill and jumps off a cliff. his flying power fails him and he dies on impact

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't because he lives in a chicken coop and has never even seen a road.

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How much stuff would a stuff muff huff if a stuff muff could huff stuff? Whole dang lotsa

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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if I had sex with your mother?

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Hey man how was your trip? great!!! It blew my mind

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Knock Knock. No one answered, as the person of residence was not home.

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What did the blind, deaf, quadriplegic boy get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate rhyming, penis.

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What's black without keys. A keyboard after you hit it with a shovel.

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A French, an American and a Belgian are going together on holidays. I hope they'll have good weather.

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A: Knock Knock. B: ... A: Knock Knock. B: ... A: I guess nobody's home. (leaves.)

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???????????? WTF?

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A guy walks into a bar. Ouch

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Why did the black man run from the officer? The officer was trying to rape him.

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How do you put on a condom Very Carefully

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lets see how many dislikes i can get from this...

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Why didn't the dog like baseball? Being a dog, it had no idea or interest in what baseball is.

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Eating chicken off a baby's ass

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Roses are red Violets are blue This doesn't make sense Your cute

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whats worse than finding 30 babies nailed to 30 trees? finding coal in your stocking at christmas.

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What's the difference between a teacher and a train? A lot.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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