did you hear the one about the boyscout and his scoutmaster? They had a lovely relationship, and both went on to be role models.

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Q: What do you call a pakistani that practices medice? A: Doctor

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When life gets you down, make a comforter.

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Whats the difference between a circle and a peace sign? Three lines!

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this site is funny.

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Why was 15 afraid of 16? Coz 16 was bigger than him.

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Whut r bacer dew? Eh muphin

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What has two legs and graduated from ninja school? Okyrin Sakajuru. He also went on to win two all city titles and roundhouse kick of the day, performed on a wild tiger. As time passes, he stops practicing and becomes a lethargic street criminal. He is eventually captured by local authorities and charged with the robberies and two counts of aggravated assault. Leaving his children behind to the system where they are neglected and depressed about their fathers situation. He makes bail after 3 months and opens a strip club for dwarfs but loses it all after not finding stripper poles that are dwarf friendly.

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what is brown with wheels? a potatoe, i was just kidding about the wheels

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a muslim walks into a bar, he then remembers his religion forbids the drinking of alcohol and walks back out

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You know whats funny? Things that aren't listed here.

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What happened to the prisoner who dropped the soap while in the shower with other men? Another prisoner picked up and gave it to him and finished showering and felt squeaky clean.

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What kind of cookies does a pedophile order from the girl scouts? Samoas...pedophiles love coconut.

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All I want for Chrismas, the murderer of my parents to be caught.

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An alcoholic walks into a bar. He is destroying his family.

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What did St. Mary Magdalene tell Pontius Pilate during the crucifixion of Christ? All this chaos is making me CROSS-eyed!

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How do you see a black man in the dark? You dont

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women's rights

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My mom told me about a funnel they make for women now that they can use to pee standing up. I told her it was a ploy to promote feminism.

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Q: What did my uncle Tom say when he first encountered my friend Richard Jefferson? A: Hello

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate rhyming, penis.

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what do you call a grown man driving a plane you dont it isnt possible to drive a plane

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A 55-year-old white man's car is broken, so he decides to take a bus to work that morning. His bus arrives and he gets on. Then he notices the driver's a woman. He pays for his ticket, takes a seat by the window and in about an hour he gets to his office.

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What's black without keys. A keyboard after you hit it with a shovel.

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Anti Joke

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