- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you put on a condom Very Carefully

whats the main reason Mexicans have legs? so they can stand.

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What's worse than Hell? The Holocaust.

Hey man how was your trip? great!!! It blew my mind

What did the Mexican firefighter name his twin boys? Thomas and David after his father and grandfather.

In Soviet Russia, there are communists.

Why did the U.S.A. vote in a black president? Because racial prejudice is a thing of the past and the U.S.A. is a liberal and progressive nation.

Why couldn't the Hispanic guy become a firefighter? Because the fire chief was racist.

what do you call a grown man driving a plane you dont it isnt possible to drive a plane

What did the cop say to the robber? You have the right to remain silent

Q:Ask me my name. A:What is your name? A:Hey why do you need to know that?

What happens if someones forgets to put the 'anti' next to 'joke.' It is taken by someone else and created into an anti Joke.

Johnny has 30 pints of ice cream. He eats 25 pints. What does Johnny have? Diabetes. Johnny has diabetes.

What is big, green and fuzzy and if it falls out of a tree and hit you in the head, it will probably kill you? A pool table.

Why did Benjamin Franklin go to the movies? Dim message, sapi message=InputBox("Find Out","Why did Benjamin Franklin Go To the Movies?") Set sapi=CreateObject("sapi.spvoice") sapi.Speak message

What made parashoot paint's so uncool? MC Hammer.

Why was the man angry? Because I slept with his wife.

Why did the girl fall off the couch? She had a seizure.

Whats the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? One is fun to smash with a sludge hammer, the other is a watermelon

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What did the school bully get for his birthday? Beaten by his alcoholic father. Children are a product of their environment and his father's abusive nature towards his son forced the young boy to act out in class giving him the reputation of a bully.

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