Person 1: What's 2+2? Person 2: 4 Person 1: Oh, you already heard that one.

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Guy 1: "Hey, you have some updawg on your face." Guy 2: "Oh, thanks. Did I get it?" Guy 1: "Yeah, I think so."

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teacher: what comes after 69? johnny: mouthwash teacher: get out.

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My mom told me about a funnel they make for women now that they can use to pee standing up. I told her it was a ploy to promote feminism.

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What's the difference between shoes and a ginger? Shoes do the kicking.

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why did Sarah fall off the swing? because she had no arms. Knock knock! who's there? not Sarah.

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Every 60 seconds in Africa, a minute passes.

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guy 1... "do you no any funny jokes?" guy2 ..."no" guy1 ..."same"

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A chicken crossed the road and the farmer said, "Where the hell is that chicken going!?"

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What do you call it when a homosexual from spain is forced to have sex with a 400 pound black man? Rape

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Which came first the egg or the chicken? The chicken because eggs can't cross the road

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says "why the long face." the horse says "my wife has terminal cancer."

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Hey man how was your trip? great!!! It blew my mind

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Your mom is so stupid that... She often makes mistakes.

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What is the difference between your mother and a hooker? Gonorrhea and her father's approval.

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What did zero say to ten? I see you found someone

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What do you call a Black guy picking cottnon? A cottonpicker

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Q: What did my uncle Tom say when he first encountered my friend Richard Jefferson? A: Hello

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i did not type this on 12/23/11 at 8:49:47

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What did the rock say to the other rock? It didnt

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What is marios favorite type of jeans? a brand that he enjoys and feels is comfortable in

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???????????? WTF?

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What is big, green and fuzzy and if it falls out of a tree and hit you in the head, it will probably kill you? A pool table.

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Why are you asleep? Because I'm tired.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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