how do you wake lady gaga up? you hit her in the face with a frying pan

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Every 60 seconds in Africa, a minute passes.

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yo mama so dumb that we sat her down to take a standardized, comprehensive IQ test measuring spatial, logical, linguistic, and memorization abilities. Her aggregate score was an 87, indicated she is roughly one standard deviation below the mean of the population, which is not low enough to qualify for government assistance under the Americans with Disabilities Act (1990) but does impede her understanding of more complex abstract concepts and things pertaining to higher culture. In spite of this, she has raised a child of average intelligence, and has retained the same job at Walgreen's for 14 years, People seem to like her because she is polite and rarely late. Your mother is an inspiration to low-IQ people living in high-IQ developed countries, demonstrating that an inability to fully understand abstracts does necessarily lead to a life of meagerness and frustration, so long as you work hard, keep your spirits high, and accept Jesus Christ as your personal lord and savior.

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There are two muffins in the oven. One muffin says to the other "phew it's kinda hot in here" the other muffin says "AWW a talking muffin!"

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Your mom is so stupid that... She often makes mistakes.

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teacher: what comes after 69? johnny: mouthwash teacher: get out.

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Why was the blonde so stupid? He had dyslexia and to make fun of his hardship would truly be a hardship of human morals.

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What is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? The pizza doesn't scream when riding on a roller coaster.

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Q: What did the pope say to the prostitute he passed in the street? A: Bath & Bodyworks are having a sale

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A duck walks into a doctor's office, and says 'Quack!' The doctor is offended and resigns.

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A 55-year-old white man's car is broken, so he decides to take a bus to work that morning. His bus arrives and he gets on. Then he notices the driver's a woman. He pays for his ticket, takes a seat by the window and in about an hour he gets to his office.

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What's black without keys. A keyboard after you hit it with a shovel.

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my bubbles!

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???????????? WTF?

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Why shouldnt you throw rocks at a black kid on a bike? Because the kid wasn't riding in your way, you could get arrested for assault and battery, and he probably lives in a low income area and cant afford health insurance if he was injured.

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What magical power enables Spongebob to talk? There is no magical power. he is a cartoon therefore making him be able to anything in anyone's wild dreams.

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It's black, and when it falls out of a tree, your refrigurator is broken. Your refrigurator.

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A horse walks into a bar.. Several people get up and leave as they see the potential danger in the situation..

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hi hi strager danger

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Why couldn't the morbidly obese lady order a cheeseburger? A: Because it wasn't on the menu

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If you lose your left arm, your right one will be left.

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What did zero say to ten? I see you found someone

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Why was Jenny walking home alone from school? Because three years ago her parents were murdered brutally by a drug dealer and social services haven't yet realised that Jenny is still living in the empty house.

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What do you call a Black guy picking cottnon? A cottonpicker

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