What's black without keys. A keyboard after you hit it with a shovel.

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How do you get a lawyer out of a tree? Lean a ladder against the tree and reassure them if they are apprehensive.

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???????????? WTF?

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What did the tractor say to the cow? I'm a tractor, you're a cow, go figure.

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A white man and a black man are standing on the edge of a 20 story building. The view from up there is rather nice.

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What has four wheels and can fly? A flying car What else has four wheels and can fly? Another flying car

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Your mom is so stupid that... She often makes mistakes.

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teacher: what comes after 69? johnny: mouthwash teacher: get out.

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Why did the U.S.A. vote in a black president? Because racial prejudice is a thing of the past and the U.S.A. is a liberal and progressive nation.

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Why was the blonde so stupid? He had dyslexia and to make fun of his hardship would truly be a hardship of human morals.

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Whats the difference between a circle and a peace sign? Three lines!

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What is big, green and fuzzy and if it falls out of a tree and hit you in the head, it will probably kill you? A pool table.

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The pig walks up to the buture the' The buture sloters him!

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Why are you asleep? Because I'm tired.

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Roses are red Violets are blue This doesn't make sense Your cute

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says "why the long face." the horse says "my wife has terminal cancer."

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Guy 1: "Hey, you have some updawg on your face." Guy 2: "Oh, thanks. Did I get it?" Guy 1: "Yeah, I think so."

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What is purple after you stroke it a lot? An eggplant

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What did zero say to ten? I see you found someone

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Q: What did the pope say to the prostitute he passed in the street? A: Bath & Bodyworks are having a sale

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What do you call a Black guy picking cottnon? A cottonpicker

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Why was the old lady hard of hearing? She spent many of her young days blasting hard rock from her speakers/

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speacking of cheese... steve jobs died

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