What has four wheels and can fly? A flying car What else has four wheels and can fly? Another flying car

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Hey man how was your trip? great!!! It blew my mind

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Person 1: What's 2+2? Person 2: 4 Person 1: Oh, you already heard that one.

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What?

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Your mom is so stupid that... She often makes mistakes.

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What did zero say to ten? I see you found someone

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My mom told me about a funnel they make for women now that they can use to pee standing up. I told her it was a ploy to promote feminism.

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i did not type this on 12/23/11 at 8:49:47

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What did the rock say to the other rock? It didnt

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what is the difference between a Ferrari and a bucket of dead babies......... I dont have a Ferrari in my garage

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???????????? WTF?

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A white man and a black man are standing on the edge of a 20 story building. The view from up there is rather nice.

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It's black, and when it falls out of a tree, your refrigurator is broken. Your refrigurator.

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Which came first the egg or the chicken? The chicken because eggs can't cross the road

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says "why the long face." the horse says "my wife has terminal cancer."

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Why couldn't the morbidly obese lady order a cheeseburger? A: Because it wasn't on the menu

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All I want for Chrismas, the murderer of my parents to be caught.

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teacher: what comes after 69? johnny: mouthwash teacher: get out.

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Why did the blonde kid lose the spelling bee? Because she misspelled a word.

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What did the cop say to the robber? You have the right to remain silent

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Why did the black man run from the officer? The officer was trying to rape him.

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What is marios favorite type of jeans? a brand that he enjoys and feels is comfortable in

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how do you wake lady gaga up? you hit her in the face with a frying pan

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Why are you asleep? Because I'm tired.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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