a muslim walks into a bar, he then remembers his religion forbids the drinking of alcohol and walks back out

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What's the difference between a duck? An armchair, because a vest has no sleeves.

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Emo Girl: Whats Your Favorite song? Regulor Girl: Something Carrie Underwood sing!(: Emo Girl: Are you retarted? Regulor Girl: Well im not the one who loves Emos .-. --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Honstley, I didnt right this my cousin told me to wriget this... i think its stupied... And Yes, Ima Emo but im not trying to judge people if there emo or not! :D Luv ya! -Angel- <3

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What do you call a retarded man? Mentally challenged.

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If you lose your left arm, your right one will be left.

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What does a turkey do? I don't know I'm not a turkey

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did you hear the one about the boyscout and his scoutmaster? They had a lovely relationship, and both went on to be role models.

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Your mom is so stupid that... She often makes mistakes.

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What did John F. Kennedy say to Kurt Cobain? Nothing. They never met.

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How can you kill a blonde? Hack her to bits.

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A: Knock knock! B: A: Guess no one's home.

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A dog walks into a bar, looks at the bartender, lifts its leg and pisses on a bar stool. What does the bartender do ? He chases the dog out the bar and gets a mop to mop up the piss.

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What's brown and smells Iike crap? My brother he doesn't shower and is Hispanic

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Whats the difference between a circle and a peace sign? Three lines!

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A Man goes into a watch store. Why? To buy a watch

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What did Justin Bieber get for Christmas? An iPod Touch and a few nice sweaters.

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hi.... bonjour... hola... DOOO YOUUUU UNDERSTANDDD MEEE !!!!!!!!!!!

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Duke: Hi Sally: Hello Duke: Nice weather huh? Sally: I couldn't tell ya duke, I'm not a meteorologist.

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Why was the man angry? Because I slept with his wife.

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lets see how many dislikes i can get from this...

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whats annoying and black? black people

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Whats worse than the holocaust? Finding your babies head in a microwave

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Limericks are fun, I have an orange Nothing rhymes with orange crap orange

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poop.

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