Why was the blonde so stupid? He had dyslexia and to make fun of his hardship would truly be a hardship of human morals.

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how do you kill a bear. -you shoot it.

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A duck walks into a doctor's office, and says 'Quack!' The doctor is offended and resigns.

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What`s the best part about twenty-three year olds? there are twenty of them

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Q. What's silver and cries? A. Someone who's been stabbed while wearing a suit of armour.

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How do you put on a condom Very Carefully

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guy 1... "do you no any funny jokes?" guy2 ..."no" guy1 ..."same"

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A chicken crossed the road and the farmer said, "Where the hell is that chicken going!?"

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What happened to the prisoner who dropped the soap while in the shower with other men? Another prisoner picked up and gave it to him and finished showering and felt squeaky clean.

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Knock, Knock The door's open

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Why was the old lady hard of hearing? She spent many of her young days blasting hard rock from her speakers/

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What is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? The pizza doesn't scream when riding on a roller coaster.

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roses are red violets are blue some poems rhyme this one doesn't

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How do you get a lawyer out of a tree? Lean a ladder against the tree and reassure them if they are apprehensive.

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What is big, green and fuzzy and if it falls out of a tree and hit you in the head, it will probably kill you? A pool table.

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A white man and a black man are standing on the edge of a 20 story building. The view from up there is rather nice.

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The pig walks up to the buture the' The buture sloters him!

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Q : Why was the little girl crying? A : Because she tripped and hurt her knee.

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yo mama so dumb that we sat her down to take a standardized, comprehensive IQ test measuring spatial, logical, linguistic, and memorization abilities. Her aggregate score was an 87, indicated she is roughly one standard deviation below the mean of the population, which is not low enough to qualify for government assistance under the Americans with Disabilities Act (1990) but does impede her understanding of more complex abstract concepts and things pertaining to higher culture. In spite of this, she has raised a child of average intelligence, and has retained the same job at Walgreen's for 14 years, People seem to like her because she is polite and rarely late. Your mother is an inspiration to low-IQ people living in high-IQ developed countries, demonstrating that an inability to fully understand abstracts does necessarily lead to a life of meagerness and frustration, so long as you work hard, keep your spirits high, and accept Jesus Christ as your personal lord and savior.

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Why did the woman keep getting sexually harassed while calling for her lost dog? Her dog is named "Ilovedicks."

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What did Little Timmy say when his house fell down? I'm not sure but that sounds like a very sad event that I hope to never encounter in my personal experiences.

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What did zero say to ten? I see you found someone

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Why did the black man fall off the bicycle? He was shot at close range by one of a gang of young white males. This horrific violence was most likely fueled by racial prejudice. Our thoughts go out to the young man's family and friends.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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