Your mom is so stupid that... She often makes mistakes.

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teacher: what comes after 69? johnny: mouthwash teacher: get out.

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Why was the blonde so stupid? He had dyslexia and to make fun of his hardship would truly be a hardship of human morals.

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Q: What did the pope say to the prostitute he passed in the street? A: Bath & Bodyworks are having a sale

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A duck walks into a doctor's office, and says 'Quack!' The doctor is offended and resigns.

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A 55-year-old white man's car is broken, so he decides to take a bus to work that morning. His bus arrives and he gets on. Then he notices the driver's a woman. He pays for his ticket, takes a seat by the window and in about an hour he gets to his office.

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What's black without keys. A keyboard after you hit it with a shovel.

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why did Sarah fall off the swing? because she had no arms. Knock knock! who's there? not Sarah.

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my bubbles!

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???????????? WTF?

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Why shouldnt you throw rocks at a black kid on a bike? Because the kid wasn't riding in your way, you could get arrested for assault and battery, and he probably lives in a low income area and cant afford health insurance if he was injured.

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What magical power enables Spongebob to talk? There is no magical power. he is a cartoon therefore making him be able to anything in anyone's wild dreams.

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It's black, and when it falls out of a tree, your refrigurator is broken. Your refrigurator.

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A horse walks into a bar.. Several people get up and leave as they see the potential danger in the situation..

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hi hi strager danger

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Why couldn't the morbidly obese lady order a cheeseburger? A: Because it wasn't on the menu

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If you lose your left arm, your right one will be left.

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What did zero say to ten? I see you found someone

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Why was Jenny walking home alone from school? Because three years ago her parents were murdered brutally by a drug dealer and social services haven't yet realised that Jenny is still living in the empty house.

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What's red, blue, green, yellow, pink, purple, orange, teal, light green, brown, black and white? Colours, except for black and white, for they are the absence and amalgam of all colours, respectively.

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What's the difference between shoes and a ginger? Shoes do the kicking.

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speacking of cheese... steve jobs died

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Whats the difference between a circle and a peace sign? Three lines!

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?? Because it Died

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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