Why did the black man run from the officer? The officer was trying to rape him.

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hi.... bonjour... hola... DOOO YOUUUU UNDERSTANDDD MEEE !!!!!!!!!!!

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How do you put on a condom Very Carefully

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whats the main reason Mexicans have legs? so they can stand.

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Why was the man angry? Because I slept with his wife.

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lets see how many dislikes i can get from this...

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A chicken crossed the road and the farmer said, "Where the hell is that chicken going!?"

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Whats the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? One is fun to smash with a sludge hammer, the other is a watermelon

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GIVE

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What's worse than Hell? The Holocaust.

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Hey man how was your trip? great!!! It blew my mind

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What did the Mexican firefighter name his twin boys? Thomas and David after his father and grandfather.

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In Soviet Russia, there are communists.

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Why did the U.S.A. vote in a black president? Because racial prejudice is a thing of the past and the U.S.A. is a liberal and progressive nation.

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Why couldn't the Hispanic guy become a firefighter? Because the fire chief was racist.

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what do you call a grown man driving a plane you dont it isnt possible to drive a plane

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What did the cop say to the robber? You have the right to remain silent

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What`s the best part about twenty-three year olds? there are twenty of them

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Q:Ask me my name. A:What is your name? A:Hey why do you need to know that?

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What happens if someones forgets to put the 'anti' next to 'joke.' It is taken by someone else and created into an anti Joke.

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Johnny has 30 pints of ice cream. He eats 25 pints. What does Johnny have? Diabetes. Johnny has diabetes.

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What is big, green and fuzzy and if it falls out of a tree and hit you in the head, it will probably kill you? A pool table.

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Why did Benjamin Franklin go to the movies? Dim message, sapi message=InputBox("Find Out","Why did Benjamin Franklin Go To the Movies?") Set sapi=CreateObject("sapi.spvoice") sapi.Speak message

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What made parashoot paint's so uncool? MC Hammer.

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