What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

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What did the homeless get for Christmas? Nothing By Nathaniel c

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*Tell your listener to say knock knock* B: Knock knock A: Who's there? B: *awkward silence

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Yo mama's so fat that I make Yo Mama jokes about her!!

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What's 6 inches long, held in your hand, and has a round tip? A pencil you pervert.

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someone called a frog a frog

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Bobby got a new bike there are black kids in bobby's neighborhood bobby doesnt have a new bike anymore

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What's black and not working? An old, broken piano.

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Invisible Television.

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What's worse than stepping on a lego? Being eaten alive by a man-sized spider.

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A man walks into a store and asks for a loaf of bread.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer was arrested by the ASPCA and PETA for letting the chicken run free near a horribly busy road

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What did Tarzan say when he took out his knife? I took out my knife.

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Did you hear the one about the priest, the rabbi, the astronaut, the olympic diver, the mcdonald's employee, and the web designer? Neither did I...

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How do you kill a blond? You don't. If you do, you'll get reported to the cops and sent to jail.

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A man walks into a bar... and watches the Monday Night Football game with his pals.

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Why did the women hit the telephone pole? There are many theories but one suggests that it is due to womens statistically lower cognitive spacial reasoning abilities.

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Q: A black man is walking down the street with a television, where did he just come from? A: Best Buy, he just got a bonus, and wanted to reward himself.

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a little boy told his friend he failed a test.. the friend replied that his parents r goin to kill him... to save himself the suffering ...the boy hung himself in his closet

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What did the rock say to the other rock? It didnt

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Why doesn't Santa come in the summer? Because it's not Christmas.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a trash can? 12- 18 (depending on size) I know this because i use to work at a abortion clinic

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these jokes are terrible, even for anti-jokes

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What do you get when you cross a blonde with Nickelodon? You get Dora because she is allways telling you what to do.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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