The pig walks up to the buture the' The buture sloters him!

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What made parashoot paint's so uncool? MC Hammer.

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What's worse than Hell? The Holocaust.

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What did the school bully get for his birthday? Beaten by his alcoholic father. Children are a product of their environment and his father's abusive nature towards his son forced the young boy to act out in class giving him the reputation of a bully.

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What did John F. Kennedy say to Kurt Cobain? Nothing. They never met.

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Do you know the joke about the two guys who went to Paris ? Me neither.

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What did the cop say to the robber? You have the right to remain silent

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Why did the blonde kid lose the spelling bee? Because she misspelled a word.

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Why can't black people swim? Because most African American individuals grow up in inner urban cities where they have little or no access to swimming facilities.

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What do you get when you mix a dog and a cow blood everywhere

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What's brown and smells Iike crap? My brother he doesn't shower and is Hispanic

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Whats the difference between a circle and a peace sign? Three lines!

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A man walked into a bar. "Ouch"

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why did Sarah fall off the swing? because she had no arms. Knock knock! who's there? not Sarah.

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What's black without keys. A keyboard after you hit it with a shovel.

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hi.... bonjour... hola... DOOO YOUUUU UNDERSTANDDD MEEE !!!!!!!!!!!

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When life gives you oranges, make lemonade.

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Why did the cookie go to the hospital? Leukemia

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I've got a boner

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a muslim walks into a bar, he then remembers his religion forbids the drinking of alcohol and walks back out

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Patient: Doctor, will I be able to play the piano when my arm heals? Doctor: Did I not tell you? You insurance didn't cover the cost of this operation. Your arm is never going to be healed!

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Why was the man sad after mowing is lawn? He ran over his dog.

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What does a turkey do? I don't know I'm not a turkey

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