Hey man how was your trip? great!!! It blew my mind

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What has four wheels and can fly? A flying car What else has four wheels and can fly? Another flying car

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All I want for Chrismas, the murderer of my parents to be caught.

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how many blondes does it take to fix a lightbulb? 764,983,792,545,653,

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how much wood could a wood chuck chuck? 3

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Why did the blonde kid lose the spelling bee? Because she misspelled a word.

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Knock Knock. "Who's there?" The cops.

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What do you call an Arab flying a plane? A pilot. *BOOM* Never mind, he was a terrorist.

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Why are you asleep? Because I'm tired.

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Knock, knock. The man knocking finds a note taped to the door saying "we'll be back in a week", the man proceeds to walk back home and tell his wife that they weren't home and that he'll return the rake he borrowed from them next week when they're back.

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A horse walks into a bar.. Several people get up and leave as they see the potential danger in the situation..

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What do you call it when a homosexual from spain is forced to have sex with a 400 pound black man? Rape

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In Soviet Russia, there are communists.

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If you lose your left arm, your right one will be left.

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Why was Jenny walking home alone from school? Because three years ago her parents were murdered brutally by a drug dealer and social services haven't yet realised that Jenny is still living in the empty house.

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What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A pilot

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Why did the U.S.A. vote in a black president? Because racial prejudice is a thing of the past and the U.S.A. is a liberal and progressive nation.

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What`s the best part about twenty-three year olds? there are twenty of them

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What's black without keys. A keyboard after you hit it with a shovel.

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why did Sarah fall off the swing? because she had no arms. Knock knock! who's there? not Sarah.

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A French, an American and a Belgian are going together on holidays. I hope they'll have good weather.

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Why dont we just make fun of both? *mexican music plays*

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my bubbles!

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