someone called a frog a frog

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What's worse than Hell? The Holocaust.

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Hey man how was your trip? great!!! It blew my mind

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poop.

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What did the Mexican firefighter name his twin boys? Thomas and David after his father and grandfather.

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Q: How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? A: One, possibly two if the lightbulb is high up and someone has to hold the ladder.

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A horse walks into a bar. The owner immediately seeks out the owner of the misplaced obstruction and asks them to remove it promptly less his animal suffers any more untoward damage

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Why couldn't the Hispanic guy become a firefighter? Because the fire chief was racist.

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Q: How did Muhamid Ali ( casius clay ) get a black eye? A: He was born

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What do you get when you mix a dog and a cow blood everywhere

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Always bring food to the zoo. It's not the animals who placed the signs not to feed them.

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Why mommy upset cause wet and sticky make mommy upset

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What did Justin Bieber get for Christmas? An iPod Touch and a few nice sweaters.

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hi.... bonjour... hola... DOOO YOUUUU UNDERSTANDDD MEEE !!!!!!!!!!!

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Whut r bacer dew? Eh muphin

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how do you wake lady gaga up? you hit her in the face with a frying pan

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Q : Why was the little girl crying? A : Because she tripped and hurt her knee.

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Why was the man angry? Because I slept with his wife.

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A chicken crossed the road and the farmer said, "Where the hell is that chicken going!?"

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Eating chicken off a baby's ass

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Q. What's the difference between dead babies and celebrities? A. Nobody likes celebrities.

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What does a turkey do? I don't know I'm not a turkey

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What did the school bully get for his birthday? Beaten by his alcoholic father. Children are a product of their environment and his father's abusive nature towards his son forced the young boy to act out in class giving him the reputation of a bully.

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why did Sarah fall off the swing? because she had no arms. Knock knock! who's there? not Sarah.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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