Q: What did the pope say to the prostitute he passed in the street? A: Bath & Bodyworks are having a sale

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whats the main reason Mexicans have legs? so they can stand.

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Whats is pathetic and just plain sad? Gas prices these days.

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GIVE

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A man walks into a bar, he is immediately rushed to the emergency room

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Hey man how was your trip? great!!! It blew my mind

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What?

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Why did the postal worker go to work? Because he has to support his family so they do not starve like his dog.

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A horse walks into a bar. The owner immediately seeks out the owner of the misplaced obstruction and asks them to remove it promptly less his animal suffers any more untoward damage

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Why did the U.S.A. vote in a black president? Because racial prejudice is a thing of the past and the U.S.A. is a liberal and progressive nation.

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Why did the black man fall off the bicycle? He was shot at close range by one of a gang of young white males. This horrific violence was most likely fueled by racial prejudice. Our thoughts go out to the young man's family and friends.

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Why couldn't the Hispanic guy become a firefighter? Because the fire chief was racist.

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A dog walks into a bar, looks at the bartender, lifts its leg and pisses on a bar stool. What does the bartender do ? He chases the dog out the bar and gets a mop to mop up the piss.

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Wanna hear a joke? Good, go ask a comedian.

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Q:Ask me my name. A:What is your name? A:Hey why do you need to know that?

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Always bring food to the zoo. It's not the animals who placed the signs not to feed them.

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A: Knock Knock. B: ... A: Knock Knock. B: ... A: I guess nobody's home. (leaves.)

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One day a horse goes to a bakery store and asks the shopkeeper for a fresh loaf of bread. Surprised at the request the shopkeeper asked - White bread or whole wheat? To which the horse replied - Makes no difference cause i rode my bicycle to work yesterday.

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Whats the difference between and anti joke and a joke? There two different things.

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A chicken crossed the road and the farmer said, "Where the hell is that chicken going!?"

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Eating chicken off a baby's ass

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Whats Obama's last name?

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Why couldn't the morbidly obese lady order a cheeseburger? A: Because it wasn't on the menu

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what does the pope have against homosexuals a whip

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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