What kind of cookies does a pedophile order from the girl scouts? Samoas...pedophiles love coconut.

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What?

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teacher: what comes after 69? johnny: mouthwash teacher: get out.

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Why was the blonde so stupid? He had dyslexia and to make fun of his hardship would truly be a hardship of human morals.

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What did the cop say to the robber? You have the right to remain silent

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What did the rock say to the other rock? It didnt

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hi.... bonjour... hola... DOOO YOUUUU UNDERSTANDDD MEEE !!!!!!!!!!!

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???????????? WTF?

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how do you wake lady gaga up? you hit her in the face with a frying pan

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Whut r bacer dew? Eh muphin

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A white man and a black man are standing on the edge of a 20 story building. The view from up there is rather nice.

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What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? AHHHH WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS!?!?!? MY HAND!!! MY HAND!!! AHHHHHHH!!!!! JUST KILL ME!!! PLEASE WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS?!?! MY OTHER HAND AHHHH!!! HAHAAAAAAAAAaaaa..... AHHHHHHH WHY?!?! MY LEG!!!! MY FOOT NO!!!!! PLEASE!!!!! Ah AH AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAA HAHAHAaaa WHYYYYYYYYY!?

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What do you call it when a homosexual from spain is forced to have sex with a 400 pound black man? Rape

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Which came first the egg or the chicken? The chicken because eggs can't cross the road

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Why couldn't the morbidly obese lady order a cheeseburger? A: Because it wasn't on the menu

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Q: What did my uncle Tom say when he first encountered my friend Richard Jefferson? A: Hello

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speacking of cheese... steve jobs died

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i did not type this on 12/23/11 at 8:49:47

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Q: How did Muhamid Ali ( casius clay ) get a black eye? A: He was born

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It's black, and when it falls out of a tree, your refrigurator is broken. Your refrigurator.

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A kitten walks into a bar and orders a saucer of milk. Everyone enjoys the novelty of his presence.

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why did the blond stare at a carton of orange juice for 2 hours? because she was reading the nutrition list, and she is a slow and patient reader.

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Your mom is so stupid that... She often makes mistakes.

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What did zero say to ten? I see you found someone

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