Hey man how was your trip? great!!! It blew my mind

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What does a turkey do? I don't know I'm not a turkey

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If you lose your left arm, your right one will be left.

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What did the school bully get for his birthday? Beaten by his alcoholic father. Children are a product of their environment and his father's abusive nature towards his son forced the young boy to act out in class giving him the reputation of a bully.

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did you hear the one about the boyscout and his scoutmaster? They had a lovely relationship, and both went on to be role models.

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A horse walks into a bar. The owner immediately seeks out the owner of the misplaced obstruction and asks them to remove it promptly less his animal suffers any more untoward damage

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Why couldn't the Hispanic guy become a firefighter? Because the fire chief was racist.

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How can you kill a blonde? Hack her to bits.

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A duck walks into a doctor's office, and says 'Quack!' The doctor is offended and resigns.

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What did the White guy say to the Black Guy? "Hey, what's up?"

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whats worse than 10 babies in a mail box 1 baby in 10 mail boxes

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Whats the difference between a circle and a peace sign? Three lines!

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What do you get when you mix a dog and a cow blood everywhere

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A Man goes into a watch store. Why? To buy a watch

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Why did the black man run from the officer? The officer was trying to rape him.

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What is big, green and fuzzy and if it falls out of a tree and hit you in the head, it will probably kill you? A pool table.

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The pig walks up to the buture the' The buture sloters him!

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What made parashoot paint's so uncool? MC Hammer.

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Knock, knock. The man knocking finds a note taped to the door saying "we'll be back in a week", the man proceeds to walk back home and tell his wife that they weren't home and that he'll return the rake he borrowed from them next week when they're back.

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go stand in a mirror look at your face that is the joke. 8- now go tell someone you will tell them a joke and do that to them this will be a fast spreading joke. jkjk this joke is so bad everybody give this alot of bad thums. ha ha i do not care

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Whats the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? One is fun to smash with a sludge hammer, the other is a watermelon

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a muslim walks into a bar, he then remembers his religion forbids the drinking of alcohol and walks back out

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You know whats funny? Things that aren't listed here.

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Why was the man sad after mowing is lawn? He ran over his dog.

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