Chuck Norris was walking down the street when he was confronted by an armed, very desperate street robber. Chuck unfortunately made the decision to defend himself, and was shot in the gut before he could complete a roundhouse kick. The robber then took his wallet and ran off, undoubtedly to buy drugs.

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Why did the postal worker go to work? Because he has to support his family so they do not starve like his dog.

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What is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? The pizza doesn't scream when riding on a roller coaster.

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Knock Knock. "Who's there?" The cops.

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Whats the difference between a circle and a peace sign? Three lines!

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why did Sarah fall off the swing? because she had no arms. Knock knock! who's there? not Sarah.

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Whats the difference between a chicken? One of its legs are both the same.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "why the long face?" The owner of the horse then explains the evolution of the species and genetics. The bartender, satisfied, serves the owner a drink and gladly gives the horse water.

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whats the main reason Mexicans have legs? so they can stand.

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hi hi strager danger

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Emo Girl: Whats Your Favorite song? Regulor Girl: Something Carrie Underwood sing!(: Emo Girl: Are you retarted? Regulor Girl: Well im not the one who loves Emos .-. --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Honstley, I didnt right this my cousin told me to wriget this... i think its stupied... And Yes, Ima Emo but im not trying to judge people if there emo or not! :D Luv ya! -Angel- <3

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What's red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

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Why was the man sad after mowing is lawn? He ran over his dog.

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Hey man how was your trip? great!!! It blew my mind

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What has four wheels and can fly? A flying car What else has four wheels and can fly? Another flying car

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how many blondes does it take to fix a lightbulb? 764,983,792,545,653,

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Why did the black man fall off the bicycle? He was shot at close range by one of a gang of young white males. This horrific violence was most likely fueled by racial prejudice. Our thoughts go out to the young man's family and friends.

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Why did the blonde kid lose the spelling bee? Because she misspelled a word.

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What's black without keys. A keyboard after you hit it with a shovel.

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What do you call an Arab flying a plane? A pilot. *BOOM* Never mind, he was a terrorist.

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Why are you asleep? Because I'm tired.

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Knock, knock. The man knocking finds a note taped to the door saying "we'll be back in a week", the man proceeds to walk back home and tell his wife that they weren't home and that he'll return the rake he borrowed from them next week when they're back.

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What do you call it when a homosexual from spain is forced to have sex with a 400 pound black man? Rape

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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