Caitlyn.

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What's black without keys. A keyboard after you hit it with a shovel.

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why did Sarah fall off the swing? because she had no arms. Knock knock! who's there? not Sarah.

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What happens if someones forgets to put the 'anti' next to 'joke.' It is taken by someone else and created into an anti Joke.

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Why did the cookie go to the hospital? Leukemia

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Q : Why was the little girl crying? A : Because she tripped and hurt her knee.

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A horse walks into a bar.. Several people get up and leave as they see the potential danger in the situation..

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Which came first the egg or the chicken? The chicken because eggs can't cross the road

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What kind of cookies does a pedophile order from the girl scouts? Samoas...pedophiles love coconut.

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Hey man how was your trip? great!!! It blew my mind

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Chuck Norris was walking down the street when he was confronted by an armed, very desperate street robber. Chuck unfortunately made the decision to defend himself, and was shot in the gut before he could complete a roundhouse kick. The robber then took his wallet and ran off, undoubtedly to buy drugs.

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Your mom is so stupid that... She often makes mistakes.

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how much wood could a wood chuck chuck? 3

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Why did the black man fall off the bicycle? He was shot at close range by one of a gang of young white males. This horrific violence was most likely fueled by racial prejudice. Our thoughts go out to the young man's family and friends.

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what's the difference between a duck? one leg is the same.

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Why was the old lady hard of hearing? She spent many of her young days blasting hard rock from her speakers/

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Whats the difference between a circle and a peace sign? Three lines!

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The pig walks up to the buture the' The buture sloters him!

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the world flooded and everybody died how did they die? the all fell into lava!

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Whut r bacer dew? Eh muphin

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What is the worst part about being a black Jew? Having to sit at the back of the gas chamber.

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What's black and white and red all over. An interracial suicide pact.

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? -I don't have a ferrari in my garage.

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Eating chicken off a baby's ass

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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