lets see how many dislikes i can get from this...

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GIVE

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Hey man how was your trip? great!!! It blew my mind

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What did the Mexican firefighter name his twin boys? Thomas and David after his father and grandfather.

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In Soviet Russia, there are communists.

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Why did the U.S.A. vote in a black president? Because racial prejudice is a thing of the past and the U.S.A. is a liberal and progressive nation.

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A duck walks into a doctor's office, and says 'Quack!' The doctor is offended and resigns.

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what do you call a grown man driving a plane you dont it isnt possible to drive a plane

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What did the cop say to the robber? You have the right to remain silent

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Q:Ask me my name. A:What is your name? A:Hey why do you need to know that?

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What happens if someones forgets to put the 'anti' next to 'joke.' It is taken by someone else and created into an anti Joke.

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Johnny has 30 pints of ice cream. He eats 25 pints. What does Johnny have? Diabetes. Johnny has diabetes.

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Why did Benjamin Franklin go to the movies? Dim message, sapi message=InputBox("Find Out","Why did Benjamin Franklin Go To the Movies?") Set sapi=CreateObject("sapi.spvoice") sapi.Speak message

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What made parashoot paint's so uncool? MC Hammer.

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Why did the girl fall off the couch? She had a seizure.

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someone called a frog a frog

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What's worse than Hell? The Holocaust.

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poop.

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What did the school bully get for his birthday? Beaten by his alcoholic father. Children are a product of their environment and his father's abusive nature towards his son forced the young boy to act out in class giving him the reputation of a bully.

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Q: How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? A: One, possibly two if the lightbulb is high up and someone has to hold the ladder.

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A horse walks into a bar. The owner immediately seeks out the owner of the misplaced obstruction and asks them to remove it promptly less his animal suffers any more untoward damage

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Why couldn't the Hispanic guy become a firefighter? Because the fire chief was racist.

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What do you get when you mix a dog and a cow blood everywhere

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Whats the difference between a circle and a peace sign? Three lines!

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