- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

why does crazy george spin a ball on his fingers well? because he has a huge dingo

Hey buddy what's up? I justed wanted to know if you wanted to hang out tonight. Just call me and tell me what you wanna do. Ok that's it see ya. Oh yeah! I gave your mom an STD...sorry dude...it just happened. I hope your dad isn't mad. Again, really sorry. Ok bye.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the cactus cross the road? It was stuck to the chickens butt.

What magical power enables Spongebob to talk? There is no magical power. he is a cartoon therefore making him be able to anything in anyone's wild dreams.

What happened to the blind man who went skydiving? Nothing but the dog was unlucky.The dog kept squirming and he thought he hadnt gone down the cliff yet and said "ok fine dont come with me!".The dog didnt survive. :'(

Why'd I have sex with your mom? I'm your father and I love your mother very much

How do you see a black man in the dark? You dont

Q.) What did the boy do when he got home? A.) He repeatedly cried due to the large amount of bullying he faced at school. He had constantly tried to contact his parents and teachers for help yet no one would listen. The boy was found dead in his room the next day. Poor kid.

What's the best part about having sex with twenty-six year olds? They're of legal age to give consent.

How did the black guy cross the street? He jumped it.

What did the White guy say to the Black Guy? "Hey, what's up?"

Always bring food to the zoo. It's not the animals who placed the signs not to feed them.

What is marios favorite type of jeans? a brand that he enjoys and feels is comfortable in

what is the difference between a Ferrari and a bucket of dead babies......... I dont have a Ferrari in my garage

A: Knock Knock. B: ... A: Knock Knock. B: ... A: I guess nobody's home. (leaves.)

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "why the long face?" The owner of the horse then explains the evolution of the species and genetics. The bartender, satisfied, serves the owner a drink and gladly gives the horse water.

What do you call a guy who has sex with kids? A child molester

What's black and white and red all over. An interracial suicide pact.

How do Elmer Fudd take a shower? Without a shampoo, he's bald..

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm in your apple.

So a Jewish man walks into a bar, You think Jesus being all knowing would have realized it was there.

Whats is pathetic and just plain sad? Gas prices these days.

Patient: Doctor, will I be able to play the piano when my arm heals? Doctor: Did I not tell you? You insurance didn't cover the cost of this operation. Your arm is never going to be healed!

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??