What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? -I don't have a ferrari in my garage.

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Eating chicken off a baby's ass

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How do you divide 2574 by 23.5 WIth a calculator

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Invisible Television.

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A horse walks into a bar. The owner immediately seeks out the owner of the misplaced obstruction and asks them to remove it promptly less his animal suffers any more untoward damage

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how many blondes does it take to fix a lightbulb? 764,983,792,545,653,

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How are a duck and a tri-cycle the same? They both have handlebars, except for the duck.

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Why did the postal worker go to work? Because he has to support his family so they do not starve like his dog.

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Why wouldn't the girl clean her room? She was paralyzed.

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whats worse than 10 babies in a mail box 1 baby in 10 mail boxes

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Always bring food to the zoo. It's not the animals who placed the signs not to feed them.

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Why did Dumbledore fall off the astronomy tower? Because Snape killed him.

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What`s the best part about twenty-three year olds? there are twenty of them

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Why was 15 afraid of 16? Coz 16 was bigger than him.

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Hey buddy what's up? I justed wanted to know if you wanted to hang out tonight. Just call me and tell me what you wanna do. Ok that's it see ya. Oh yeah! I gave your mom an STD...sorry dude...it just happened. I hope your dad isn't mad. Again, really sorry. Ok bye.

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Why did lil yazzy watch The Hills at 12:40 in the morning? Because she was casually surfing netflix and clicked on it.

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How did the soccer team win? They scored the most goals.

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You wanna hear an inside joke? That was one of them.

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What is the difference between peanut butter andd jam! Jam is made from crushed fruit and gelatine while peanut butter is made from finely ground peanuts and is often sweetened with sugar.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the cactus cross the road? It was stuck to the chickens butt.

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What magical power enables Spongebob to talk? There is no magical power. he is a cartoon therefore making him be able to anything in anyone's wild dreams.

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Roses are gray violets are gray everything is gray because I'm color blind.

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go stand in a mirror look at your face that is the joke. 8- now go tell someone you will tell them a joke and do that to them this will be a fast spreading joke. jkjk this joke is so bad everybody give this alot of bad thums. ha ha i do not care

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Limericks are fun, I have an orange Nothing rhymes with orange crap orange

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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