your moms fat. she's ugly too.

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The sun was burning as the Elephant offered the mouse to walk between the sun and the mouse so the mouse could get some shade. Mouse: Lets switch places so you can have some shade too! Elephant: Good idea! Just then unexpectedly the elephant slipped on a banana peel and tilted towards the mouse. Squish. Moral: The reason they never tell kids the full story... for real.. honest...

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A horse walks into a bar. The owner immediately seeks out the owner of the misplaced obstruction and asks them to remove it promptly less his animal suffers any more untoward damage

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How do you see a black man in the dark? You dont

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What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A pilot

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Chuck Norris was walking down the street when he was confronted by an armed, very desperate street robber. Chuck unfortunately made the decision to defend himself, and was shot in the gut before he could complete a roundhouse kick. The robber then took his wallet and ran off, undoubtedly to buy drugs.

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Why did the postal worker go to work? Because he has to support his family so they do not starve like his dog.

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What did John F. Kennedy say to Kurt Cobain? Nothing. They never met.

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What do you call ten black men running down the street? A race.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate rhyming, penis.

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Q: What did the first kid say to the second kid before he handed him a pencil? A: May I have a pencil?

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A doctor walks into a room after a woman has just given birth to her baby Doctor: I've got some good news and some bad news Mom: Whats the bad news? Doctor: Your Baby is Ginger. Mom: So what's the good news? Doctor: It's dead.

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Why was 15 afraid of 16? Coz 16 was bigger than him.

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You wanna hear an inside joke? That was one of them.

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I once looked at a hedge that had the same colour leaves as all of the other hedges in that particular area.

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What's black and white and red all over. An interracial suicide pact.

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how much blow can charlie sheen hold up his nose? enough to kill Two and A Half Men

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whats forever alone me

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? -I don't have a ferrari in my garage.

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Eating chicken off a baby's ass

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what did batman tell robin before they got into the batmobile? -let's get in the batmobile!

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How do you divide 2574 by 23.5 WIth a calculator

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Limericks are fun, I have an orange Nothing rhymes with orange crap orange

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How do you get a small girl of a swing ? Throw a fridge at her

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Anti Joke

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