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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock, knock. The man knocking finds a note taped to the door saying "we'll be back in a week", the man proceeds to walk back home and tell his wife that they weren't home and that he'll return the rake he borrowed from them next week when they're back.

why do holocasut jokes make us laugh? i dont know you tell me

There are two muffins in the oven. One muffin says to the other "phew it's kinda hot in here" the other muffin says "AWW a talking muffin!"

Why was the manspenis big Cause he was a lucky bastard

Yo mama's so fat that I make Yo Mama jokes about her!!

A priest and a rabbi are playing golf one weekend. The priest tees off first. When the rabbi steps up to tee off, it begins to rain heavily. Dismayed, the rabbi says, "I thought it there was only a 10% chance of rain today."

All I want for Chrismas, the murderer of my parents to be caught.

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What is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? The pizza doesn't scream when riding on a roller coaster.

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? Their names, if you know them. If not just say "excuse me"

How can you kill a blonde? Hack her to bits.

A 55-year-old white man's car is broken, so he decides to take a bus to work that morning. His bus arrives and he gets on. Then he notices the driver's a woman. He pays for his ticket, takes a seat by the window and in about an hour he gets to his office.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it's a chicken and it doesn't know any better. It probably doesn't know where it is much less where it's going.

a blind man walks into a bar it hurt.

Q: How did Muhamid Ali ( casius clay ) get a black eye? A: He was born

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Did you hear about the blonde who jumped out off a bridge? She was clinically depressed and took her own life because of her terribly low self-esteem.

What do you get when you cross a blonde with Nickelodon? You get Dora because she is allways telling you what to do.

The pig walks up to the buture the' The buture sloters him!

why does crazy george spin a ball on his fingers well? because he has a huge dingo

YO MOMMA SO FAT... that it is really beginning to be an issue.

What happens 2 seconds after you thorw a rock out a two-story window? The rock hits the ground.

Two muffins were sitting in an oven. The first muffin did not look over to the other one and did not talk to it because muffins are objects and do not have the ability to communicate.

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