Why did the girl fall off the couch? She had a seizure.

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So a Jewish man walks into a bar, You think Jesus being all knowing would have realized it was there.

What's worse than Hell? The Holocaust.

Invisible Television.

how did the bloop cross the road? to get to the other side

What do you call a horse with no eyes? A horse with no eyes.

A man walks into a store and asks for a loaf of bread.

Why couldn't the Hispanic guy become a firefighter? Because the fire chief was racist.

Dylan Eichas

What do you call ten black men running down the street? A race.

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whats worse than 10 babies in a mail box 1 baby in 10 mail boxes

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When life gives you oranges, make lemonade.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the cactus cross the road? It was stuck to the chickens butt.

Q: What do you call a black person that flies planes? A: A pilot you racist

whats forever alone me

Wanna hear a dirty joke? I had gay butt sex.

Eating chicken off a baby's ass

GIVE

You know whats funny? Things that aren't listed here.

Q:How many mexicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A:Just Juan.

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