Chuck Norris was walking down the street when he was confronted by an armed, very desperate street robber. Chuck unfortunately made the decision to defend himself, and was shot in the gut before he could complete a roundhouse kick. The robber then took his wallet and ran off, undoubtedly to buy drugs.

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Q.) What did the boy do when he got home? A.) He repeatedly cried due to the large amount of bullying he faced at school. He had constantly tried to contact his parents and teachers for help yet no one would listen. The boy was found dead in his room the next day. Poor kid.

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What's the difference between a black guy and a door? Various answers are acceptable. The door has hinges, a black guy has legs, etc.

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A n antelope walks into a bar and many people leave for the sake of their safety and animal control gets called to escort the antelope out of the bar.

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Why is 6 scared of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

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What do you call ten black men running down the street? A race.

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Pickup Line: Hay girl is that a mirror in your pants. Becuase I can see me in it.

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A French, an American and a Belgian are going together on holidays. I hope they'll have good weather.

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When life gives you oranges, make lemonade.

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why does crazy george spin a ball on his fingers well? because he has a huge dingo

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What came first?....the woman or the sandwich

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How did the soccer team win? They scored the most goals.

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A guy walks into a bar. Ouch

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umm idk what joke to write down so yea and so rate this a thumbs up! okay bc this is an awesome joke...right right right yea ik!

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Eating chicken off a baby's ass

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GIVE

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if a white guy, a black guy and a hispanic guy jump off a 10 story building, who hits the ground first? the man who jumped first. racist.

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Limericks are fun, I have an orange Nothing rhymes with orange crap orange

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Why don't women wear watches? In the technologically advanced age that we live in, the watch is rapidly being replaced with other electronic devices that tell time, such as cell phones or iPods.

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Invisible Television.

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How do you get a small girl of a swing ? Throw a fridge at her

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A horse walks into a bar. The owner immediately seeks out the owner of the misplaced obstruction and asks them to remove it promptly less his animal suffers any more untoward damage

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What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A pilot

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Whats pink and looked like an angry bulldog? Your moms vagina last night

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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