There are two muffins in the oven. One muffin says to the other "phew it's kinda hot in here" the other muffin says "AWW a talking muffin!"

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So a Jewish man walks into a bar, You think Jesus being all knowing would have realized it was there.

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Rose is Red Violet Blew Mustard is in Clue … What about Moni-… ahhh my eye!

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Whats is pathetic and just plain sad? Gas prices these days.

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What's worse than Hell? The Holocaust.

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Patient: Doctor, will I be able to play the piano when my arm heals? Doctor: Did I not tell you? You insurance didn't cover the cost of this operation. Your arm is never going to be healed!

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what did the duck say to the chicken .nothing

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A sheep goes up to to a horse and asks "Does you speak sheep?".The horse replies ''Neigh''.

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A man walks into a store and asks for a loaf of bread.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar.

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Pickup Line: Hay girl is that a mirror in your pants. Becuase I can see me in it.

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A 55-year-old white man's car is broken, so he decides to take a bus to work that morning. His bus arrives and he gets on. Then he notices the driver's a woman. He pays for his ticket, takes a seat by the window and in about an hour he gets to his office.

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Q: What did the first kid say to the second kid before he handed him a pencil? A: May I have a pencil?

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japan4.

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A guy walks into a bar. Ouch

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Knock, Knock Who is there? Yo Yo who? *the man ran away and was never seen again, because he had nowhere to stay*

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What's the difference between a cat and a dog? Vast. While they are both mammals belonging to the order Carnivora, and therefore have a loose evolutionary connection, dogs belong to the Carnidae family and cats belong to the Felidae family. There would need to be much biological research done to discover all of the differences that result from this.

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how much blow can charlie sheen hold up his nose? enough to kill Two and A Half Men

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How do Elmer Fudd take a shower? Without a shampoo, he's bald..

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What happened to the blind man who went skydiving? Nothing but the dog was unlucky.The dog kept squirming and he thought he hadnt gone down the cliff yet and said "ok fine dont come with me!".The dog didnt survive. :'(

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umm idk what joke to write down so yea and so rate this a thumbs up! okay bc this is an awesome joke...right right right yea ik!

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm in your apple.

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if a white guy, a black guy and a hispanic guy jump off a 10 story building, who hits the ground first? the man who jumped first. racist.

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What?

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