whats worse than 10 babies in a mail box 1 baby in 10 mail boxes

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this site is funny.

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Why did the black guy punch the Mexican guy? Because they were in a fight.

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When life gives you oranges, make lemonade.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the cactus cross the road? It was stuck to the chickens butt.

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Q: What do you call a black person that flies planes? A: A pilot you racist

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whats forever alone me

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umm idk what joke to write down so yea and so rate this a thumbs up! okay bc this is an awesome joke...right right right yea ik!

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Wanna hear a dirty joke? I had gay butt sex.

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So a Jewish man walks into a bar, You think Jesus being all knowing would have realized it was there.

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Rose is Red Violet Blew Mustard is in Clue … What about Moni-… ahhh my eye!

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Q:How many mexicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A:Just Juan.

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A man walks into a bar, he is immediately rushed to the emergency room

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A married man takes the ring off his finger.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "How'd you open the door?"

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What do you call a horse with no eyes? A horse with no eyes.

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A man walks into a store and asks for a loaf of bread.

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A kangaroo walks into a bar, he hops up to the bartender, and asks for a martini. The bartender, not knowing exactly what to do, goes into the back to his boss's office. He says "Hey, there's a kangaroo up front askin' for a martini...do we serve kangaroos?" His boss replies "Ya, of course, but these kangaroos, they aren't too smart, so charge him like 50 bucks for the drink." The bartender agrees and goes back up front to serve the kangaroo. He pours the martini and hands it to the kangaroo, the kangaroo thanks him and says "How much do I owe you?" The bartender replies "50 bucks." The kangaroo then reaches into his pouch, pulls out a fifty dollar bill, and puts it on the counter. He finishes his drink and begins to hop away. As he is leaving, the bartender says "Hey, wait, we don't get many of your kind around here, why is that?" And the kangaroo replies "I'm not surprised at THESE prices!!!" and hops out.

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A: Knock knock! B: A: Guess no one's home.

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Always bring food to the zoo. It's not the animals who placed the signs not to feed them.

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Did you hear about the blonde who jumped out off a bridge? She was clinically depressed and took her own life because of her terribly low self-esteem.

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Why was 15 afraid of 16? Coz 16 was bigger than him.

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Hey buddy what's up? I justed wanted to know if you wanted to hang out tonight. Just call me and tell me what you wanna do. Ok that's it see ya. Oh yeah! I gave your mom an STD...sorry dude...it just happened. I hope your dad isn't mad. Again, really sorry. Ok bye.

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What did the tractor say to the cow? I'm a tractor, you're a cow, go figure.

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