why does crazy george spin a ball on his fingers well? because he has a huge dingo

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the cactus cross the road? It was stuck to the chickens butt.

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Hey buddy what's up? I justed wanted to know if you wanted to hang out tonight. Just call me and tell me what you wanna do. Ok that's it see ya. Oh yeah! I gave your mom an STD...sorry dude...it just happened. I hope your dad isn't mad. Again, really sorry. Ok bye.

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I once looked at a hedge that had the same colour leaves as all of the other hedges in that particular area.

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how much blow can charlie sheen hold up his nose? enough to kill Two and A Half Men

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Robin, get in the Bat-mobile!

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Q: why did the girl fall off the swing?? A: because she had no arms or legs.

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What happened to the prisoner who dropped the soap while in the shower with other men? Another prisoner picked up and gave it to him and finished showering and felt squeaky clean.

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How do you see a black man in the dark? You dont

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers

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Why did the postal worker go to work? Because he has to support his family so they do not starve like his dog.

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Do you know the joke about the two guys who went to Paris ? Me neither.

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I like my woman like I like my coffee. Ground up and in the freezer.

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a blind man walks into a bar it hurt.

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this site is funny.

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Why did Dumbledore fall off the astronomy tower? Because Snape killed him.

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Why couldn't the dog fetch? It's back legs were useless after it got run over.

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What's worse than finding ten babies nailed to a tree? One baby nailed to ten trees

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how are a plum and a rabbit the same? they are both purple except the rabbit

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Why did lil yazzy watch The Hills at 12:40 in the morning? Because she was casually surfing netflix and clicked on it.

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Roses are red violets are blue poems don't have to rhyme..... Refrigerator

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-Is Michael Jackson dead? - HELL YEAH HE'S DEAD!!

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what does a blue watermelon and a cactus that looks like a penis have in common? orange ya glad i didn't say banana!

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How do Elmer Fudd take a shower? Without a shampoo, he's bald..

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Anti Joke

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