How do you see a black man in the dark? You dont

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers

Why is 6 scared of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

What is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? The pizza doesn't scream when riding on a roller coaster.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it's a chicken and it doesn't know any better. It probably doesn't know where it is much less where it's going.

Knock Knock. "Who's there?" The cops.

Why did the mans nuts itch he had crabs

What's worse than finding ten babies nailed to a tree? One baby nailed to ten trees

A seal walks into a club...

A doctor walks into a room after a woman has just given birth to her baby Doctor: I've got some good news and some bad news Mom: Whats the bad news? Doctor: Your Baby is Ginger. Mom: So what's the good news? Doctor: It's dead.

A guy walks into a bar. Ouch

What is the worst part about being a black Jew? Having to sit at the back of the gas chamber.

Hey i just met you & this is crazy but Nia and Goober Made a baby

What's worse than Hell? The Holocaust.

how many blondes does it take to fix a lightbulb? 764,983,792,545,653,

Q: What's brown and sticky? A: A stick.

What's the difference between a black guy and a door? Various answers are acceptable. The door has hinges, a black guy has legs, etc.

a blind man walks into a bar it hurt.

Q: How did Muhamid Ali ( casius clay ) get a black eye? A: He was born

this site is funny.

Why did Dumbledore fall off the astronomy tower? Because Snape killed him.

Why couldn't the dog fetch? It's back legs were useless after it got run over.

How do you get a lawyer out of a tree? Lean a ladder against the tree and reassure them if they are apprehensive.

Why did lil yazzy watch The Hills at 12:40 in the morning? Because she was casually surfing netflix and clicked on it.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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