Knock knock. Who's ther? Your friend Billy i've been shot and need help

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Wanna hear a dirty joke? I had gay butt sex.

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There are two muffins in the oven. One muffin says to the other "phew it's kinda hot in here" the other muffin says "AWW a talking muffin!"

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A priest and a rabbi are playing golf one weekend. The priest tees off first. When the rabbi steps up to tee off, it begins to rain heavily. Dismayed, the rabbi says, "I thought it there was only a 10% chance of rain today."

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What?

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How do you get a small girl of a swing ? Throw a fridge at her

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Q: How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? A: One, possibly two if the lightbulb is high up and someone has to hold the ladder.

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Why did the postal worker go to work? Because he has to support his family so they do not starve like his dog.

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What did zero say to ten? I see you found someone

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What do you call a horse with no eyes? A horse with no eyes.

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What's the best part about having sex with twenty-six year olds? They're of legal age to give consent.

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Q: What's brown and sticky? A: A stick.

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A man walks into a bar and says "Hi everybody, it's me!" So everybody turns round. But it wasn't him.

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An insane individual walks into a bank and asks for $500. The teller refuses since he doesn't have an account, so the individual pulls out a gun and asks the teller again. The teller presses the silent panic button, causing the cops to show up and arrest the gunman, but not before he manages to shoot the teller and the small child standing next two counters over.

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I like my woman like I like my coffee. Ground up and in the freezer.

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roses are red violets are blue some poems rhyme this one doesn't

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Did you hear about the blonde who jumped out off a bridge? She was clinically depressed and took her own life because of her terribly low self-esteem.

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Why mommy upset cause wet and sticky make mommy upset

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Why dont we just make fun of both? *mexican music plays*

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One day a horse goes to a bakery store and asks the shopkeeper for a fresh loaf of bread. Surprised at the request the shopkeeper asked - White bread or whole wheat? To which the horse replied - Makes no difference cause i rode my bicycle to work yesterday.

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What do you call something you should prepare yourself for when having sex with a prostitute? A.I.D.S

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Why did Nicholas Cage cross the street? To steal the Declaration of Independence.

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What do you call a guy who has sex with kids? A child molester

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Q: What do you call a black person that flies planes? A: A pilot you racist

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