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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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It's raining, it's pouring The old man is snoring He went to bed, he bumped his head Got a brain hemorrhage and died in his sleep.

What did Justin Bieber get for Christmas? An iPod Touch and a few nice sweaters.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

why were the little boy's clothes all wet? because they found his body in the bottom of a river.

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Your carpol will be here soon! What a pool for cars is coming?

How did Helen Keller become blind and deaf? Scarlet fever or meningitis.

Knock knock. Who's there? Michael Jackson.

Knock knock. Whose there. Uninterupting black lady. Uninter.... MMMMMMMHHHHMMMM. Black ladies never listen

Every 60 seconds in Africa, a minute passes.

What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede.

a muslim walks into a bar, he then remembers his religion forbids the drinking of alcohol and walks back out

A monkey enters a bar and climbs up on a stool. The bartender asks, "What'll ya have, pal?" The monkey, who can niether speak nor understand English, appears slightly perplexed.

Why could'nt Boris fit in with the other kids? His name was Boris.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road Because he did

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

Once there was two fish in a tank, and one said "how do you drive this thing?".

a horse walks in to a bar and the bar tender asks, "why the long face?" The horse doesn't respond because it is a horse and is confused by its surroundings and then gallops out of the bar knocking over a few tables as it makes its escape.

Why did the black man perform well? Because he was a well trained musician by the name of Stevie Wonder.

Why was the old lady hard of hearing? She spent many of her young days blasting hard rock from her speakers/

what do you call a man with no arms and no legs? Bob

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Getting rape.d by a giant scorpion.

How many republicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Typically only one, though more may be required under extreme conditions.

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