What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers

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What did John F. Kennedy say to Kurt Cobain? Nothing. They never met.

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A man walks into a store and asks for a loaf of bread.

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Q: What comes after 8? A: 9

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Why did the mans nuts itch he had crabs

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What's the difference between a bird and a horse? - Both can fly, exept the horse.

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Did you hear about the blonde who jumped out off a bridge? She was clinically depressed and took her own life because of her terribly low self-esteem.

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Why don't cannibals eat clowns? Clowns do not populate the area in which cannibals reside

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Why did Nicholas Cage cross the street? To steal the Declaration of Independence.

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how long does it take for a black woman to shit? a couple of minutes.

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how much blow can charlie sheen hold up his nose? enough to kill Two and A Half Men

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Roses are gray violets are gray everything is gray because I'm color blind.

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go stand in a mirror look at your face that is the joke. 8- now go tell someone you will tell them a joke and do that to them this will be a fast spreading joke. jkjk this joke is so bad everybody give this alot of bad thums. ha ha i do not care

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Wanna hear a dirty joke? I had gay butt sex.

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Why can't blondes change a lightbulb? Because they're women

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Why was the manspenis big Cause he was a lucky bastard

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What do you call a redneck in a propane store? A customer.

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Q: why did the girl fall off the swing?? A: because she had no arms or legs.

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Never mail in your wishes to a genie, he may be dyslexic.

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A priest and a rabbi are playing golf one weekend. The priest tees off first. When the rabbi steps up to tee off, it begins to rain heavily. Dismayed, the rabbi says, "I thought it there was only a 10% chance of rain today."

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how did the bloop cross the road? to get to the other side

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Q: How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? A: One, possibly two if the lightbulb is high up and someone has to hold the ladder.

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how many blondes does it take to fix a lightbulb? 764,983,792,545,653,

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Cole is "good" at soccer

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