What's the difference between a gay white man and a gay black man? Nothing because they are both sexually attracted to men.

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how did the bloop cross the road? to get to the other side

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The pen was left open, and it felt slightly curious.

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What's the difference between a black guy and a door? Various answers are acceptable. The door has hinges, a black guy has legs, etc.

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A man walks into a store and asks for a loaf of bread.

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Baman: What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? Piderman: What? Baman: They're all gone!

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Johnny has 30 pints of ice cream. He eats 25 pints. What does Johnny have? Diabetes. Johnny has diabetes.

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how are a plum and a rabbit the same? they are both purple except the rabbit

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-Is Michael Jackson dead? - HELL YEAH HE'S DEAD!!

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I once looked at a hedge that had the same colour leaves as all of the other hedges in that particular area.

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Why did Nicholas Cage cross the street? To steal the Declaration of Independence.

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how do you know if a black man's been on your computer it's gone

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Q: What do you call a black person that flies planes? A: A pilot you racist

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Roses are gray violets are gray everything is gray because I'm color blind.

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What happened to the blind man who went skydiving? Nothing but the dog was unlucky.The dog kept squirming and he thought he hadnt gone down the cliff yet and said "ok fine dont come with me!".The dog didnt survive. :'(

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why do women wear perfume and make-up? 'cause they're ugly and smell bad

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm in your apple.

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Why can't blondes change a lightbulb? Because they're women

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A monkey enters a bar and climbs up on a stool. The bartender asks, "What'll ya have, pal?" The monkey, who can niether speak nor understand English, appears slightly perplexed.

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when i walk in the living room this is what i see... Luci's big eyes are stairing at me! (Luci is a dog) (Pita is a cat) I start a hissing and a scratchin and i ain't affrid to bite her, bite her, bite her, I"M PITA AND I KNOW IT!!!

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Why did the old lady start crying? Because her daughter was raped and killed.

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how many blondes does it take to fix a lightbulb? 764,983,792,545,653,

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why did Stevie Wonder run a stop sign? he was changing his CD's and missed it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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