Why did Dumbledore fall off the astronomy tower? Because Snape killed him.

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Why can't black people swim? Because most African American individuals grow up in inner urban cities where they have little or no access to swimming facilities.

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There's an American, an African, and a Chinese walking down the street. Because the bar is down there.

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A man walks into a bar. He says, "Ow, that really hurt."

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What's the difference between a bird and a horse? - Both can fly, exept the horse.

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What did Jack give Jill for Christmas? Herpes.

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YO MOMMA SO FAT... that it is really beginning to be an issue.

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a black guy walks into a bar and the bartender says "get out of here, whites only" this joke takes place in the 1950's when african americans were discriminated against

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What's the difference between a cat and a dog? Vast. While they are both mammals belonging to the order Carnivora, and therefore have a loose evolutionary connection, dogs belong to the Carnidae family and cats belong to the Felidae family. There would need to be much biological research done to discover all of the differences that result from this.

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Q: What do you call a black person that flies planes? A: A pilot you racist

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Whats the difference between and anti joke and a joke? There two different things.

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Robin, get in the Bat-mobile!

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? -I don't have a ferrari in my garage.

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A man walks into a bar, he is immediately rushed to the emergency room

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Patient: Doctor, will I be able to play the piano when my arm heals? Doctor: Did I not tell you? You insurance didn't cover the cost of this operation. Your arm is never going to be healed!

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what did one farmer say to the other farmer we are farmers

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whats worse than 10 babies in a mail box 1 baby in 10 mail boxes

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What's worst than getting glass stuck in your foot? Rubbing lotion on a fork.

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Knock, Knock Who is there? Yo Yo who? *the man ran away and was never seen again, because he had nowhere to stay*

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Johnny has 30 pints of ice cream. He eats 25 pints. What does Johnny have? Diabetes. Johnny has diabetes.

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If at first you don't succeed.... maybe skydiving isn't for you...

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Roses are red violets are blue poems don't have to rhyme..... Refrigerator

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Knock Knock Who's there? Can people stop posting grammatically incorrect jokes on here. Half of the sentences do not make sense.

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Why did the cookie go to the hospital? Leukemia

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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