What's the difference between a gay white man and a gay black man? Nothing because they are both sexually attracted to men.

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Take My Wife- Because as it stands, I'm having frequent, toe-curling, unprotected sex with your wife. And that just doesnt seem fair.

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What do you call two men riding a bicycle.

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A n antelope walks into a bar and many people leave for the sake of their safety and animal control gets called to escort the antelope out of the bar.

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Why did the mans nuts itch he had crabs

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Q: A black man is walking down the street with a television, where did he just come from? A: Best Buy, he just got a bonus, and wanted to reward himself.

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Why did the black guy punch the Mexican guy? Because they were in a fight.

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When life gives you oranges, make lemonade.

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What's black, and hangs from trees in my backyard? Blackberries

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If at first you don't succeed.... maybe skydiving isn't for you...

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What do you call a guy who has sex with kids? A child molester

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how long does it take for a black woman to shit? a couple of minutes.

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How do Elmer Fudd take a shower? Without a shampoo, he's bald..

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umm idk what joke to write down so yea and so rate this a thumbs up! okay bc this is an awesome joke...right right right yea ik!

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What's worse than dying? Living in Africa

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where can you find a monkey, a blond, and a bear? the zoo.

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Never mail in your wishes to a genie, he may be dyslexic.

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A monkey enters a bar and climbs up on a stool. The bartender asks, "What'll ya have, pal?" The monkey, who can niether speak nor understand English, appears slightly perplexed.

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when i walk in the living room this is what i see... Luci's big eyes are stairing at me! (Luci is a dog) (Pita is a cat) I start a hissing and a scratchin and i ain't affrid to bite her, bite her, bite her, I"M PITA AND I KNOW IT!!!

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A man walks into a store and asks for a loaf of bread.

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What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? Their names, if you know them. If not just say "excuse me"

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What did the chicken say to the rhino? Nothing. Animals can't talk.

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Pickup Line: Hay girl is that a mirror in your pants. Becuase I can see me in it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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