How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

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hi, im sober.

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers

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A man walks into a store and asks for a loaf of bread.

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What's the difference between a black guy and a door? Various answers are acceptable. The door has hinges, a black guy has legs, etc.

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Q:I finished my Homework A:thats what she said

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Q: What did the first kid say to the second kid before he handed him a pencil? A: May I have a pencil?

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A doctor walks into a room after a woman has just given birth to her baby Doctor: I've got some good news and some bad news Mom: Whats the bad news? Doctor: Your Baby is Ginger. Mom: So what's the good news? Doctor: It's dead.

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A women go hit by a car, what everyone woners though, how did the car get in between the bedroom and the kitchen?

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What did the guy who had cancer get for Christmas? Death.

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What do you call a with no arms and no legs floating in the water? About to drown.

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-Is Michael Jackson dead? - HELL YEAH HE'S DEAD!!

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how long does it take for a black woman to shit? a couple of minutes.

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Roses are gray violets are gray everything is gray because I'm color blind.

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go stand in a mirror look at your face that is the joke. 8- now go tell someone you will tell them a joke and do that to them this will be a fast spreading joke. jkjk this joke is so bad everybody give this alot of bad thums. ha ha i do not care

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm in your apple.

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GIVE

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How do you divide 2574 by 23.5 WIth a calculator

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A man walks in to a bar. He was hospitalized and died later that day.

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Why did the old lady start crying? Because her daughter was raped and killed.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because him and his girlfriend were in a bad relationship and he needed to get away for a while.

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Q: What comes after 8? A: 9

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whats worse than 10 babies in a mail box 1 baby in 10 mail boxes

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Anti Joke

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