- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the chicken say to the rhino? Nothing. Animals can't talk.

Why can't black people swim? Because most African American individuals grow up in inner urban cities where they have little or no access to swimming facilities.

A women go hit by a car, what everyone woners though, how did the car get in between the bedroom and the kitchen?

Why did the man walk into the bar? He wast thirsty.

How did the soccer team win? They scored the most goals.

YO MOMMA SO FAT... that it is really beginning to be an issue.

Roses are gray violets are gray everything is gray because I'm color blind.

How do Elmer Fudd take a shower? Without a shampoo, he's bald..

An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

Whats is pathetic and just plain sad? Gas prices these days.

where can you find a monkey, a blond, and a bear? the zoo.

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

when i walk in the living room this is what i see... Luci's big eyes are stairing at me! (Luci is a dog) (Pita is a cat) I start a hissing and a scratchin and i ain't affrid to bite her, bite her, bite her, I"M PITA AND I KNOW IT!!!

Why did the blonde driver crossed the red light? Because she has a good notion of physics and realized that the truck that was behind her was too fast to stop in time and if she braked there could have been an accident.

Q: How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? A: One, possibly two if the lightbulb is high up and someone has to hold the ladder.

A man walks into a store and asks for a loaf of bread.

Why was the old lady hard of hearing? She spent many of her young days blasting hard rock from her speakers/

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? Their names, if you know them. If not just say "excuse me"

roses are red violets are blue some poems rhyme this one doesn't

What's the difference between a bird and a horse? - Both can fly, exept the horse.

Did you hear about the blonde who jumped out off a bridge? She was clinically depressed and took her own life because of her terribly low self-esteem.

Why did the black guy punch the Mexican guy? Because they were in a fight.

One day a horse goes to a bakery store and asks the shopkeeper for a fresh loaf of bread. Surprised at the request the shopkeeper asked - White bread or whole wheat? To which the horse replied - Makes no difference cause i rode my bicycle to work yesterday.

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