How was copper wire invented? Probably some scientist did that

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "why the long face?". The horse doesn't reply because horse can't talk.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because him and his girlfriend were in a bad relationship and he needed to get away for a while.

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"Ask me if I'm a billboard" "Are you a billboard?" "No"

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how do you wake lady gaga up? you hit her in the face with a frying pan

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iff god whas funny why thit he let your mother be raped and your sister murdered en iff satan whos a ice cream will he taste sweet ?

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So there's this boy who really love clowns. His room is adorned with circus and clown posters and his one dream is to go to a circus and see a clown. One day he sees an ad in the newspaper for a circus that was headed toward his town. He begged and pleaded to his parents to let him go, and when they finally agreed he was ecstatic. The boy was in awe of all the things that the circus held, elephants, lions, tightrope walkers and trapeze artists, but there was nothing he was more excited for then the main show with the clowns. He took a seat and out came the clown on a unicycle. The boy was having the time of his life, when the clown suddenly called for someone from the audience. The boy immediately ran to the center of the stage. The clown asked the boy "Are you a horse's head?" then held the mic to the boy. "No," he replied. "Are you a horse's mouth?" "No." "Then you must be a horse's BUTT!" The crowd erupted in laughter and the boy was mortified. He ran out of the circus tent and vowed never to return. He grew up with a hatred for clowns and even had to see multiple therapists. 30 years passed and the boy was now a man. The man looked in his morning paper, only to see that a circus was in town. He decided he would visit one last time. There it was, the elephants and tightrope walkers. And then he saw it, the same clown from 30 years ago in the same show. He walked up and the clown asked the same questions. "Are you a horse's head?" "No." "Are you a horse's mouth?" "No." "Then you must be a horse's BUTT!" Then man the took the microphone from the clown and said, "Screw you clown."

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What do you call it when a homosexual from spain is forced to have sex with a 400 pound black man? Rape

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hey i just F****d u and this is crazy so delete the number and keep the baby

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Whats red and you can't see it? No Tomatoes

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why did the blond stare at a carton of orange juice for 2 hours? because she was reading the nutrition list, and she is a slow and patient reader.

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Limericks are fun, I have an orange Nothing rhymes with orange crap orange

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Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? Cause he's dead.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "How'd you open the door?"

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A sheep goes up to to a horse and asks "Does you speak sheep?".The horse replies ''Neigh''.

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A 55-year-old white man's car is broken, so he decides to take a bus to work that morning. His bus arrives and he gets on. Then he notices the driver's a woman. He pays for his ticket, takes a seat by the window and in about an hour he gets to his office.

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speacking of cheese... steve jobs died

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Why did the Mexican cross the road? Because he wanted to get to the other side.

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Q: Why did the man move out of his house? A: He found another, for a better price.

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what's funnier than 1 Mecican? 2 Mexicans

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How could they tell Michael Jackson was dead? He showed no vital signs.

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What did the little boy get for Christmas? Nothing. He's Jewish.

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who has brown eyes blonde hair and red lips a human-being

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