Why did the blonde driver crossed the red light? Because she has a good notion of physics and realized that the truck that was behind her was too fast to stop in time and if she braked there could have been an accident.

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Q: How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? A: One, possibly two if the lightbulb is high up and someone has to hold the ladder.

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Chuck Norris was walking down the street when he was confronted by an armed, very desperate street robber. Chuck unfortunately made the decision to defend himself, and was shot in the gut before he could complete a roundhouse kick. The robber then took his wallet and ran off, undoubtedly to buy drugs.

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Q:I finished my Homework A:thats what she said

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A man walks into a store and asks for a loaf of bread.

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Why was the old lady hard of hearing? She spent many of her young days blasting hard rock from her speakers/

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What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? Their names, if you know them. If not just say "excuse me"

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What did the chicken say to the rhino? Nothing. Animals can't talk.

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Why did the mans nuts itch he had crabs

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Did you hear about the blonde who jumped out off a bridge? She was clinically depressed and took her own life because of her terribly low self-esteem.

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A women go hit by a car, what everyone woners though, how did the car get in between the bedroom and the kitchen?

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Why did the black guy punch the Mexican guy? Because they were in a fight.

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YO MOMMA SO FAT... that it is really beginning to be an issue.

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Why did Nicholas Cage cross the street? To steal the Declaration of Independence.

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Why was the manspenis big Cause he was a lucky bastard

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Why did the mammoth cross the road? For financial reasons.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "How'd you open the door?"

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how many blondes does it take to fix a lightbulb? 764,983,792,545,653,

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Q: What did the first kid say to the second kid before he handed him a pencil? A: May I have a pencil?

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roses are red violets are blue some poems rhyme this one doesn't

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japan4.

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What's the difference between a bird and a horse? - Both can fly, exept the horse.

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How did the soccer team win? They scored the most goals.

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Why don't cannibals eat clowns? Clowns do not populate the area in which cannibals reside

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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