Q:I finished my Homework A:thats what she said

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What's the difference between a black guy and a door? Various answers are acceptable. The door has hinges, a black guy has legs, etc.

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What did the chicken say to the rhino? Nothing. Animals can't talk.

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Why can't black people swim? Because most African American individuals grow up in inner urban cities where they have little or no access to swimming facilities.

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A women go hit by a car, what everyone woners though, how did the car get in between the bedroom and the kitchen?

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Why did the man walk into the bar? He wast thirsty.

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How did the soccer team win? They scored the most goals.

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YO MOMMA SO FAT... that it is really beginning to be an issue.

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how do you know if a black man's been on your computer it's gone

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Roses are gray violets are gray everything is gray because I'm color blind.

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How do Elmer Fudd take a shower? Without a shampoo, he's bald..

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Whats is pathetic and just plain sad? Gas prices these days.

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where can you find a monkey, a blond, and a bear? the zoo.

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How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

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when i walk in the living room this is what i see... Luci's big eyes are stairing at me! (Luci is a dog) (Pita is a cat) I start a hissing and a scratchin and i ain't affrid to bite her, bite her, bite her, I"M PITA AND I KNOW IT!!!

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "How'd you open the door?"

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Q: How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? A: One, possibly two if the lightbulb is high up and someone has to hold the ladder.

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Chuck Norris was walking down the street when he was confronted by an armed, very desperate street robber. Chuck unfortunately made the decision to defend himself, and was shot in the gut before he could complete a roundhouse kick. The robber then took his wallet and ran off, undoubtedly to buy drugs.

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A man walks into a store and asks for a loaf of bread.

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Why was the old lady hard of hearing? She spent many of her young days blasting hard rock from her speakers/

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What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? Their names, if you know them. If not just say "excuse me"

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roses are red violets are blue some poems rhyme this one doesn't

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What's the difference between a bird and a horse? - Both can fly, exept the horse.

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Did you hear about the blonde who jumped out off a bridge? She was clinically depressed and took her own life because of her terribly low self-esteem.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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