What's the difference between a black guy and a door? Various answers are acceptable. The door has hinges, a black guy has legs, etc.

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Q:I finished my Homework A:thats what she said

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A man walks into a store and asks for a loaf of bread.

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A n antelope walks into a bar and many people leave for the sake of their safety and animal control gets called to escort the antelope out of the bar.

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Q: What did the first kid say to the second kid before he handed him a pencil? A: May I have a pencil?

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Why did the mans nuts itch he had crabs

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road Because he did

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A women go hit by a car, what everyone woners though, how did the car get in between the bedroom and the kitchen?

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Why don't cannibals eat clowns? Clowns do not populate the area in which cannibals reside

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What do you call a with no arms and no legs floating in the water? About to drown.

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I once looked at a hedge that had the same colour leaves as all of the other hedges in that particular area.

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a black guy walks into a bar and the bartender says "get out of here, whites only" this joke takes place in the 1950's when african americans were discriminated against

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how do you know if a black man's been on your computer it's gone

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What's the difference between a cat and a dog? Vast. While they are both mammals belonging to the order Carnivora, and therefore have a loose evolutionary connection, dogs belong to the Carnidae family and cats belong to the Felidae family. There would need to be much biological research done to discover all of the differences that result from this.

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go stand in a mirror look at your face that is the joke. 8- now go tell someone you will tell them a joke and do that to them this will be a fast spreading joke. jkjk this joke is so bad everybody give this alot of bad thums. ha ha i do not care

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Why can't blondes change a lightbulb? Because they're women

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Never mail in your wishes to a genie, he may be dyslexic.

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How do you see a black man in the dark? You dont

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how many blondes does it take to fix a lightbulb? 764,983,792,545,653,

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because him and his girlfriend were in a bad relationship and he needed to get away for a while.

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What do you call ten black men running down the street? A race.

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Why did the black guy punch the Mexican guy? Because they were in a fight.

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Did you hear about the blonde who jumped out off a bridge? She was clinically depressed and took her own life because of her terribly low self-esteem.

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Why did the man walk into the bar? He wast thirsty.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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