- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar. He says, "Ow, that really hurt."

What's the difference between a bird and a horse? - Both can fly, exept the horse.

What's green and invisible? This cabbage

YO MOMMA SO FAT... that it is really beginning to be an issue.

Robin, get in the Bat-mobile!

A man walks into a bar, he is immediately rushed to the emergency room

Patient: Doctor, will I be able to play the piano when my arm heals? Doctor: Did I not tell you? You insurance didn't cover the cost of this operation. Your arm is never going to be healed!

what did one farmer say to the other farmer we are farmers

What's worst than getting glass stuck in your foot? Rubbing lotion on a fork.

Knock, Knock Who is there? Yo Yo who? the man ran away and was never seen again, because he had nowhere to stay

Johnny has 30 pints of ice cream. He eats 25 pints. What does Johnny have? Diabetes. Johnny has diabetes.

If at first you don't succeed.... maybe skydiving isn't for you...

Knock Knock Who's there? Can people stop posting grammatically incorrect jokes on here. Half of the sentences do not make sense.

Roses are red violets are blue poems don't have to rhyme..... Refrigerator

Why did the cookie go to the hospital? Leukemia

a black guy walks into a bar and the bartender says "get out of here, whites only" this joke takes place in the 1950's when african americans were discriminated against

how long does it take for a black woman to shit? a couple of minutes.

hi, im sober.

how did the bloop cross the road? to get to the other side

A sheep goes up to to a horse and asks "Does you speak sheep?".The horse replies ''Neigh''.

What did John F. Kennedy say to Kurt Cobain? Nothing. They never met.

Why couldn't the dog fetch? It's back legs were useless after it got run over.

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Did you hear about the blonde who jumped out off a bridge? She was clinically depressed and took her own life because of her terribly low self-esteem.

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