What's worse then biting into an apple and finding a worm in it? The spelling errors on anti-jokes.com

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What's worse than Hell? The Holocaust.

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A man walks in to a bar. He was hospitalized and died later that day.

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A: Knock knock B: Who’s there? A: The police B: The police who? A: Ma’am, your son is dead.

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What do you call two men riding a bicycle.

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Ask me if I'm a duck. Are you a duck? No.

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What's the best part about having sex with twenty-six year olds? They're of legal age to give consent.

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Cole is "good" at soccer

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Oxygen and magnesium are going out OMG Think science the you might get it If not O oxygen mg magnesium

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A white man asks a black man, "Did you fall into a chimney?" and laughs. The man proceeds to wash off his hands and face to reveal beautiful, dark-brown skin. Then they both joke about it because they are best friends.

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Knock Knock Who's There? I am. I am who? I think someone has contracted amnesia.

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How many polish people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? -One

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how long has dibey got left like :)

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Why did the car stop? There was a fridge in the road

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Person 1: What's 2+2? Person 2: 4 Person 1: Oh, you already heard that one.

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Take My Wife- Because as it stands, I'm having frequent, toe-curling, unprotected sex with your wife. And that just doesnt seem fair.

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What did Pittsburgh say to Philadelphia? .........Lightbulb.........

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What's the difference between a rabbit and a plum? They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

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What do you call a gardener in Mexico? Un Jardinero.

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???????????? WTF?

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What's black and white and red all over. An interracial suicide pact.

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A: Knock knock. B: Who's there? A: Banana! B: Not you again..(slams door)

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Person A: Hey! Whats up? Person B: Suicide rates...

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What will you be doing right before you die? ... ... living.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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