Why can't blondes change a lightbulb? Because they're women

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Why did the girl drown? Well, the girl probably did drown because she was within the ages of 3-5 years old, and she probably had a physical incapapbilty and she could not swim so her parents didn't save her.

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Yo mama's so fat that I make Yo Mama jokes about her!!

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A priest and a rabbi are playing golf one weekend. The priest tees off first. When the rabbi steps up to tee off, it begins to rain heavily. Dismayed, the rabbi says, "I thought it there was only a 10% chance of rain today."

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A straight black man walks into a gay bar.

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A monkey enters a bar and climbs up on a stool. The bartender asks, "What'll ya have, pal?" The monkey, who can niether speak nor understand English, appears slightly perplexed.

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What kind of party doesn't have cake? The Nazi Party.

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What makes women so mystifying and beautiful? Tits.

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Ask me if I'm a duck. Are you a duck? No.

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Why did the blonde driver crossed the red light? Because she has a good notion of physics and realized that the truck that was behind her was too fast to stop in time and if she braked there could have been an accident.

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Q:I finished my Homework A:thats what she said

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because him and his girlfriend were in a bad relationship and he needed to get away for a while.

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I like my woman like I like my coffee. Ground up and in the freezer.

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Why can't black people swim? Because most African American individuals grow up in inner urban cities where they have little or no access to swimming facilities.

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Why did Dumbledore fall off the astronomy tower? Because Snape killed him.

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There's an American, an African, and a Chinese walking down the street. Because the bar is down there.

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What's green and invisible? This cabbage

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Knock Knock Who's there? Can people stop posting grammatically incorrect jokes on here. Half of the sentences do not make sense.

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Two monkeys are having sex. They both realize they're boys.

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how long does it take for a black woman to shit? a couple of minutes.

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Why did Nicholas Cage cross the street? To steal the Declaration of Independence.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Doctor. Doctor who? What? No? I'm here to inform you that your child won't be coming out of that coma, I'm sorry.

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Roses are gray violets are gray everything is gray because I'm color blind.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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