read down and see what it is like BEFOR MARRIAGE boy:at last.i can hardly wait! girl:do you want to leave me? boy:NO! dont even think about it! girl:do you love me? boy:ofcourse! always girl:have you ever cheated on me? boy:NO! why are you even asking? girl:will you kiss me ? boy:every chance i get! girl:will you hit me ? boy:hell no! are you crazy ? girl:can i trust you? boy:yes! girl:darling!! read up again and see what it is like AFTER MARRIAGE (L.W)

thumb_up thumb_down +21

i did not type this on 12/23/11 at 8:49:47

thumb_up thumb_down +19

guess how...chicken pow! guess who...chicken poo! guess when...chicken pen! guess where...chicken hair! guess what...your adopted.

thumb_up thumb_down +17

A sphere rolls around the corner and falls over.

thumb_up thumb_down +17

A homeless guy on the brink of starvation found one dollar lying on the street. He took it and bought a lottery ticket at the local drugstore. God was looking down on him with pity that day and decided that day that he would no longer be a vagabond. The next day, the homeless man won the lottery jackpot, worth 100 million dollars. He declared that on that day, he was the luckiest and happiest man alive. He then woke up in a pile trash.

thumb_up thumb_down +3

A doctor walks into a room after a woman has just given birth to her baby Doctor: I've got some good news and some bad news Mom: Whats the bad news? Doctor: Your Baby is Ginger. Mom: So what's the good news? Doctor: It's dead.

thumb_up thumb_down -1

What did Jack give Jill for Christmas? Herpes.

thumb_up thumb_down -3

What did the little boy get for Christmas? Nothing. He's Jewish.

thumb_up thumb_down -5

What do you get when you cross a blonde with Nickelodon? You get Dora because she is allways telling you what to do.

thumb_up thumb_down -9

YO MOMMA SO FAT... that it is really beginning to be an issue.

thumb_up thumb_down -19

What do you call a with no arms and no legs floating in the water? About to drown.

thumb_up thumb_down -21

A little boy asked his mom what fucking was, so she showed him.

thumb_up thumb_down -31

Roses are gray violets are gray everything is gray because I'm color blind.

thumb_up thumb_down -33

if you are what you eat then you're a hamburger

thumb_up thumb_down -63

Rose is Red Violet Blew Mustard is in Clue … What about Moni-… ahhh my eye!

thumb_up thumb_down -87

Why did the girl pee her pants? She was only 1 month old...

thumb_up thumb_down -161

smug face >:}

thumb_up thumb_down -185

A married man takes the ring off his finger.

thumb_up thumb_down +80

Take My Wife- Because as it stands, I'm having frequent, toe-curling, unprotected sex with your wife. And that just doesnt seem fair.

thumb_up thumb_down +48

when i walk in the living room this is what i see... Luci's big eyes are stairing at me! (Luci is a dog) (Pita is a cat) I start a hissing and a scratchin and i ain't affrid to bite her, bite her, bite her, I"M PITA AND I KNOW IT!!!

thumb_up thumb_down +42

What makes women so mystifying and beautiful? Tits.

thumb_up thumb_down +42

Why did the chicken cross the road? The pen was left open, and it felt slightly curious.

thumb_up thumb_down +28

a

thumb_up thumb_down +24

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because him and his girlfriend were in a bad relationship and he needed to get away for a while.

thumb_up thumb_down +20

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops