Why did the girl pee her pants? She was only 1 month old...

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Q: why did the girl fall off the swing?? A: because she had no arms or legs.

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Yo mama's so fat that I make Yo Mama jokes about her!!

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A straight black man walks into a gay bar.

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A monkey enters a bar and climbs up on a stool. The bartender asks, "What'll ya have, pal?" The monkey, who can niether speak nor understand English, appears slightly perplexed.

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What kind of party doesn't have cake? The Nazi Party.

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when i walk in the living room this is what i see... Luci's big eyes are stairing at me! (Luci is a dog) (Pita is a cat) I start a hissing and a scratchin and i ain't affrid to bite her, bite her, bite her, I"M PITA AND I KNOW IT!!!

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Ask me if I'm a duck. Are you a duck? No.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Your doorbell is broken.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

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Cole is "good" at soccer

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An irishman walks out of a pub

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because him and his girlfriend were in a bad relationship and he needed to get away for a while.

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I like my woman like I like my coffee. Ground up and in the freezer.

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Want to hear a joke? I'm sorry.

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Why did the mans nuts itch he had crabs

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Why can't black people swim? Because most African American individuals grow up in inner urban cities where they have little or no access to swimming facilities.

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Why did Dumbledore fall off the astronomy tower? Because Snape killed him.

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Why couldn't the dog fetch? It's back legs were useless after it got run over.

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If at first you don't succeed.... maybe skydiving isn't for you...

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Two monkeys are having sex. They both realize they're boys.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Doctor. Doctor who? What? No? I'm here to inform you that your child won't be coming out of that coma, I'm sorry.

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A little boy asked his mom what fucking was, so she showed him.

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What's 2+2? It's certainly not 1.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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