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What's green and invisible? This cabbage

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Knock Knock Who's there? Can people stop posting grammatically incorrect jokes on here. Half of the sentences do not make sense.

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How do Elmer Fudd take a shower? Without a shampoo, he's bald..

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A black walks into a bar Because it is still around the time of segregation, they don't serve colored people

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Yo mama's so fat that I make Yo Mama jokes about her!!

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A man walks into a bar, he is immediately rushed to the emergency room

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Patient: Doctor, will I be able to play the piano when my arm heals? Doctor: Did I not tell you? You insurance didn't cover the cost of this operation. Your arm is never going to be healed!

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Why'd I have sex with your mom? I'm your father and I love your mother very much

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hi, im sober.

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Take My Wife- Because as it stands, I'm having frequent, toe-curling, unprotected sex with your wife. And that just doesnt seem fair.

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Why did the old lady start crying? Because her daughter was raped and killed.

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What did andy say when he went down on burger nips? Welcome to the jungle

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How did Hellen Keller's parents punish her? They sent her to her room.

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What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? Their names, if you know them. If not just say "excuse me"

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Why can't black people swim? Because most African American individuals grow up in inner urban cities where they have little or no access to swimming facilities.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, Others don't.

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How Do Bulls Drive Cars? They cant, they have hooves making it impractical for a Bull to Drive a car.

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A homeless guy on the brink of starvation found one dollar lying on the street. He took it and bought a lottery ticket at the local drugstore. God was looking down on him with pity that day and decided that day that he would no longer be a vagabond. The next day, the homeless man won the lottery jackpot, worth 100 million dollars. He declared that on that day, he was the luckiest and happiest man alive. He then woke up in a pile trash.

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Why mommy upset cause wet and sticky make mommy upset

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How do you make a dead baby float? -you take your foot off its head.

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Roses are red violets are blue poems don't have to rhyme..... Refrigerator

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Q: What do you call a black person that flies planes? A: A pilot you racist

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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