Want to hear a joke? I'm sorry.

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There's an American, an African, and a Chinese walking down the street. Because the bar is down there.

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Why couldn't the dog fetch? It's back legs were useless after it got run over.

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms.

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What did Jack give Jill for Christmas? Herpes.

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What's black, and hangs from trees in my backyard? Blackberries

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Knock Knock Who's there? Doctor. Doctor who? What? No? I'm here to inform you that your child won't be coming out of that coma, I'm sorry.

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What do you call a redneck in a propane store? A customer.

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Why did the girl drown? Well, the girl probably did drown because she was within the ages of 3-5 years old, and she probably had a physical incapapbilty and she could not swim so her parents didn't save her.

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Why did the girl pee her pants? She was only 1 month old...

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A man walks in to a bar. He was hospitalized and died later that day.

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A priest and a rabbi are playing golf one weekend. The priest tees off first. When the rabbi steps up to tee off, it begins to rain heavily. Dismayed, the rabbi says, "I thought it there was only a 10% chance of rain today."

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A straight black man walks into a gay bar.

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What kind of party doesn't have cake? The Nazi Party.

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Ask me if I'm a duck. Are you a duck? No.

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hi, im sober.

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers

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what did one farmer say to the other farmer we are farmers

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A sphere rolls around the corner and falls over.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it's a chicken and it doesn't know any better. It probably doesn't know where it is much less where it's going.

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Why did the mans nuts itch he had crabs

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A man walks into a bar. He says, "Ow, that really hurt."

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road Because he did

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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