Two monkeys are having sex. They both realize they're boys.

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What's 2+2? It's certainly not 1.

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smug face >:}

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Yo mama's so fat that I make Yo Mama jokes about her!!

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What's the difference between a gay white man and a gay black man? Nothing because they are both sexually attracted to men.

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when i walk in the living room this is what i see... Luci's big eyes are stairing at me! (Luci is a dog) (Pita is a cat) I start a hissing and a scratchin and i ain't affrid to bite her, bite her, bite her, I"M PITA AND I KNOW IT!!!

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hi, im sober.

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How are a duck and a tri-cycle the same? They both have handlebars, except for the duck.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

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Asian: what time is it? other person: time for you to open your eyes.

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Want to hear a joke? I'm sorry.

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Why did the mans nuts itch he had crabs

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Why did Dumbledore fall off the astronomy tower? Because Snape killed him.

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Michael J. Fox asked me if I wanted my drink shaken or stirred, did I really have a choice?

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Why couldn't the dog fetch? It's back legs were useless after it got run over.

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What did the little boy get for Christmas? Nothing. He's Jewish.

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Why did the man walk into the bar? He wast thirsty.

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If at first you don't succeed.... maybe skydiving isn't for you...

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A little boy asked his mom what fucking was, so she showed him.

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why did the puppy have a sticky tongue? because its owner was abusive and made the puppy lick peanut butter from his balls

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An Englishman, Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They enjoy a few quiet drinks while watching a rugby match between Italy and France on the big screen, which is why they came into this particular bar. The Englishman hopes Italy will win, the Irishman is also supporting Italy while the Scotsman is up for France. France wins the match and the Scotsman says "Good game lads eh?" The others agree.

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Why did the girl drown? Well, the girl probably did drown because she was within the ages of 3-5 years old, and she probably had a physical incapapbilty and she could not swim so her parents didn't save her.

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Why did the girl pee her pants? She was only 1 month old...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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