- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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hi, im sober.

How are a duck and a tri-cycle the same? They both have handlebars, except for the duck.

Cole is "good" at soccer

what did one farmer say to the other farmer we are farmers

Why did Dumbledore fall off the astronomy tower? Because Snape killed him.

Why couldn't the dog fetch? It's back legs were useless after it got run over.

A man walks into a bar. He says, "Ow, that really hurt."

Why didn't the chicken cross the road Because he did

Why did the man walk into the bar? He wast thirsty.

A little boy asked his mom what fucking was, so she showed him.

What do you call a redneck in a propane store? A customer.

Yo mama's so fat that I make Yo Mama jokes about her!!

Never mail in your wishes to a genie, he may be dyslexic.

A monkey enters a bar and climbs up on a stool. The bartender asks, "What'll ya have, pal?" The monkey, who can niether speak nor understand English, appears slightly perplexed.

Take My Wife- Because as it stands, I'm having frequent, toe-curling, unprotected sex with your wife. And that just doesnt seem fair.

Why did the blonde driver crossed the red light? Because she has a good notion of physics and realized that the truck that was behind her was too fast to stop in time and if she braked there could have been an accident.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because him and his girlfriend were in a bad relationship and he needed to get away for a while.

A sphere rolls around the corner and falls over.

Want to hear a joke? I'm sorry.

Q: A black man is walking down the street with a television, where did he just come from? A: Best Buy, he just got a bonus, and wanted to reward himself.

There's an American, an African, and a Chinese walking down the street. Because the bar is down there.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms.

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