- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did Hellen Keller's parents punish her? They sent her to her room.

Want to hear a joke? I'm sorry.

I like my woman like I like my coffee. Ground up and in the freezer.

Why did the mans nuts itch he had crabs

Why did Dumbledore fall off the astronomy tower? Because Snape killed him.

There's an American, an African, and a Chinese walking down the street. Because the bar is down there.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead.

Why couldn't the dog fetch? It's back legs were useless after it got run over.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road Because he did

If at first you don't succeed.... maybe skydiving isn't for you...

Two monkeys are having sex. They both realize they're boys.

A little boy asked his mom what fucking was, so she showed him.

What's 2+2? It's certainly not 1.

smug face >:}

Yo mama's so fat that I make Yo Mama jokes about her!!

when i walk in the living room this is what i see... Luci's big eyes are stairing at me! (Luci is a dog) (Pita is a cat) I start a hissing and a scratchin and i ain't affrid to bite her, bite her, bite her, I"M PITA AND I KNOW IT!!!

hi, im sober.

How are a duck and a tri-cycle the same? They both have handlebars, except for the duck.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

Cole is "good" at soccer

An irishman walks out of a pub

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because him and his girlfriend were in a bad relationship and he needed to get away for a while.

Asian: what time is it? other person: time for you to open your eyes.

What did the little boy get for Christmas? Nothing. He's Jewish.

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