Want to hear a joke? I'm sorry.

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Why can't black people swim? Because most African American individuals grow up in inner urban cities where they have little or no access to swimming facilities.

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There's an American, an African, and a Chinese walking down the street. Because the bar is down there.

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What's black, and hangs from trees in my backyard? Blackberries

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Why did Nicholas Cage cross the street? To steal the Declaration of Independence.

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how long does it take for a black woman to shit? a couple of minutes.

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A little boy asked his mom what fucking was, so she showed him.

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Roses are gray violets are gray everything is gray because I'm color blind.

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What did the japonese man say? Nothing that we can understand.

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Why did the girl drown? Well, the girl probably did drown because she was within the ages of 3-5 years old, and she probably had a physical incapapbilty and she could not swim so her parents didn't save her.

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Why did the girl pee her pants? She was only 1 month old...

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Q: why did the girl fall off the swing?? A: because she had no arms or legs.

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Yo mama's so fat that I make Yo Mama jokes about her!!

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A straight black man walks into a gay bar.

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What kind of party doesn't have cake? The Nazi Party.

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A monkey enters a bar and climbs up on a stool. The bartender asks, "What'll ya have, pal?" The monkey, who can niether speak nor understand English, appears slightly perplexed.

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Ask me if I'm a duck. Are you a duck? No.

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hi, im sober.

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SNAPPLE!

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Cole is "good" at soccer

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

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An irishman walks out of a pub

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Why did the mans nuts itch he had crabs

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Why did Dumbledore fall off the astronomy tower? Because Snape killed him.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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