A woman walks up to her man and asks him to take out the trash. He agrees and takes the trash out.

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SNAPPLE!

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Why can't black people swim? Because most African American individuals grow up in inner urban cities where they have little or no access to swimming facilities.

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A man ingested a hamburger. It proved fatal due to a tomato allergy.

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What's green and invisible? This cabbage

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So there's this boy who really love clowns. His room is adorned with circus and clown posters and his one dream is to go to a circus and see a clown. One day he sees an ad in the newspaper for a circus that was headed toward his town. He begged and pleaded to his parents to let him go, and when they finally agreed he was ecstatic. The boy was in awe of all the things that the circus held, elephants, lions, tightrope walkers and trapeze artists, but there was nothing he was more excited for then the main show with the clowns. He took a seat and out came the clown on a unicycle. The boy was having the time of his life, when the clown suddenly called for someone from the audience. The boy immediately ran to the center of the stage. The clown asked the boy "Are you a horse's head?" then held the mic to the boy. "No," he replied. "Are you a horse's mouth?" "No." "Then you must be a horse's BUTT!" The crowd erupted in laughter and the boy was mortified. He ran out of the circus tent and vowed never to return. He grew up with a hatred for clowns and even had to see multiple therapists. 30 years passed and the boy was now a man. The man looked in his morning paper, only to see that a circus was in town. He decided he would visit one last time. There it was, the elephants and tightrope walkers. And then he saw it, the same clown from 30 years ago in the same show. He walked up and the clown asked the same questions. "Are you a horse's head?" "No." "Are you a horse's mouth?" "No." "Then you must be a horse's BUTT!" Then man the took the microphone from the clown and said, "Screw you clown."

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What's worse than dying? Living in Africa

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Whats is pathetic and just plain sad? Gas prices these days.

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Yo mama's so fat that I make Yo Mama jokes about her!!

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A man walks into a bar, he is immediately rushed to the emergency room

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have cancer."

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hi, im sober.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "How'd you open the door?"

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How did Hellen Keller's parents punish her? They sent her to her room.

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How do you make a black man cry? A: Kill his whole family.

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead.

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There's an American, an African, and a Chinese walking down the street. Because the bar is down there.

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Your mama's so old that typical places of business grant her the senior citizen discount.

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Did you hear about the blonde who jumped out off a bridge? She was clinically depressed and took her own life because of her terribly low self-esteem.

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What do you get when you cross a blonde with Nickelodon? You get Dora because she is allways telling you what to do.

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YO MOMMA SO FAT... that it is really beginning to be an issue.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "why the long face?" The owner of the horse then explains the evolution of the species and genetics. The bartender, satisfied, serves the owner a drink and gladly gives the horse water.

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How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Just call the fire department, they're trained for that kind of stuff

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how do you know if a black man's been on your computer it's gone

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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