Knock knock! Who's there? an atheist. an atheist who oh sorry, I forgot atheists don't knock on people's doors

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To see if he could beat the oncoming car.

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Q: what did the tractor say when helost his farmer? A: wheres my farmer?

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I once looked at a hedge that had the same colour leaves as all of the other hedges in that particular area.

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Q: Why did Megan Fox cross the road? A: Because she was running from a giant Decepticon!!! Why else!!!???

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Why did the Mexican wait outside Home Depot all day? He was hoping to be hired as day-labor to provide for his family.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your a Jew, I don't like you.

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Who is a nazi? • Theo Kingdom

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Whats worse than the holocaust? Finding your babies head in a microwave

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What do you call a Mexican jumping fences? A really good athlete.

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How do you kill a blonde woman? Stab her in the stomach so all the acidic contents of her stomach slowly burn her flesh.

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how many blondes does it take to fix a lightbulb? 764,983,792,545,653,

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An Irishman walked into a pub and ordered a pint. He had planned to just have one but ended up having two since he'd had a rough day at work. His wife was slightly annoyed that he came home smelling of beer.

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You just threw a fireman and a baby out of a skyscraper... who arrived earth first? Adam and Eve. Moral: Because theology is bullshit.

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What's black without keys. A keyboard after you hit it with a shovel.

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Knock knock Who's there? A friend. But I don't have any friends.

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Yo mama is so fat that it is obvious obesity runs in the family.

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A man walks into a bar. He has three drinks, then he leaves because he realizes he needs to get home because he has to get up early to go to his job in the morning.

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Why did the dog cross the road? He was on a walk with his owner so they used a crosswalk to safely get back home.

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A Man goes into a watch store. Why? To buy a watch

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Sarah Palin

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Why shouldnt you throw rocks at a black kid on a bike? Because the kid wasn't riding in your way, you could get arrested for assault and battery, and he probably lives in a low income area and cant afford health insurance if he was injured.

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Q: What happens when your name is Gretchen Weiner? A: You can never make "fetch" happen.

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the world flooded and everybody died how did they die? the all fell into lava!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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