How do you kill a blonde ? Shoot her in the head

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The sons of modern psychology: COCAINE MOTHERF8CKERS! COMING OUT IN YOUR CINEMA RENTAL STORE YESTERDAY! Sold out. (yesterday)

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Why is the turkey always full? Because he is stuffed.

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Knock knock. Who's ther? Your friend Billy i've been shot and need help

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Everyone is special in there own ways except for patrick whos demented

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Drunk guy... Hey i just maybe And this is number But here's my crazy So call me met you

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what did batman tell robin before they got into the batmobile? -let's get in the batmobile!

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Why did the girl pee her pants? She was only 1 month old...

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Invisible Television.

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What do you call two black guys flying a plane? Pilots.

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OneBigAssMistakeAmerica

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Why couldn't the dog fetch? It's back legs were useless after it got run over.

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Whats the difference between a baby and a watermelon? Ones fun to hit with a sledgehammer. The other one is a watermelon.

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What did the guy who had cancer get for Christmas? Death.

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Hey buddy what's up? I justed wanted to know if you wanted to hang out tonight. Just call me and tell me what you wanna do. Ok that's it see ya. Oh yeah! I gave your mom an STD...sorry dude...it just happened. I hope your dad isn't mad. Again, really sorry. Ok bye.

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Whats the difference between a chicken? One of its legs are both the same.

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Sarah Palin walks into a bar and the bartender tells her to get the f*&k out.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "why the long face?" The owner of the horse then explains the evolution of the species and genetics. The bartender, satisfied, serves the owner a drink and gladly gives the horse water.

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Why did the cookie go to the hospital? Leukemia

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What's the difference between a cat and a dog? Vast. While they are both mammals belonging to the order Carnivora, and therefore have a loose evolutionary connection, dogs belong to the Carnidae family and cats belong to the Felidae family. There would need to be much biological research done to discover all of the differences that result from this.

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What does Rubens Barrichelo does with his F1 championship trophies? He never got one.

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Fat people.

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Por que não passa Globo Esporte na Etiópia? Porque a Rede Globo não tem afiliadas por lá.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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