Why couldn't the boy see? He was dead

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Q: How many babies does it take to paint a shed? A: Considering babies are incapable of rational thought it is unlikely they would understand how to employ the correct method to paint.

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Two white people walk into a bar what do they say? "hi"

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Why did robin get in the batmobile? Batman told him to

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Did you hear the one about the Gay Irish Politician who was running for President?! He withdrew his candidacy.

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OneBigAssMistakeAmerica

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Hey, I just met you and i am crazy, but? here's my room key let's make a baby.

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? The answer is not definitive and involves several factors including the size of the woodchuck, the woodchuck's teeth, the climate in which that woodchuck lives, and the tenacity of that particular woodchuck at achieving his goal.

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What will Postman Pat be called after he retires? Pat.

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Three a man is trapped on a desert island and a genie offers to grant him one wish. The man accepts the existence of the genie and then wishes for unlimited wishes for the rest of his life. The man takes over the world.

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Your mother is so good in the kitchen that we all asked for a second helping.

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How do you make a man sad? By drowning him in a Bede.

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A man walks into a bar... ouch. He received a minor concussion from the impact of the cement wall, and a slight goose egg on his forehead.

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who wins a race a white guy or a black guy? depends who's faster

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When Life throws you lemons you might be hallucinating

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Yes.

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What did the rainbow sun say to the flower-faced elephant? "Want some tea and hamsters?" I'm addicted to acid.

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A fat man takes a crap, it looked like something a rhino would curl out.

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Knock knock. It's me, the ratboy genius.

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Two muffins were sitting in an oven. The first muffin did not look over to the other one and did not talk to it because muffins are objects and do not have the ability to communicate.

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What do you do when you find a robber holding a 19 pound sack of poultry? Think life through and try to find out how you had this coming.

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your mommy so gehto shes black

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guess how...chicken pow! guess who...chicken poo! guess when...chicken pen! guess where...chicken hair! guess what...your adopted.

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Why is a bear like a cloud? They are both blue.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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