josh- your a strange boy. liam- yes. due to by up bringing i have been exposed to unusual situations that most people do not encounter therefore affecting how i behave. Secondly the definition of normal is varying from person to person making being normal to every human being difficult to even the most capable of people. Essentialy Josh i care little for you comment. *josh was a black man who died of cancer 6 weeks after this incodent*

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Two muffins are in an oven. Muffin 1: Gosh it's hot in here. Muffin 2: Holy Crap! A talking muffin!

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whats green can fly and has legs? a plane i lied about the legs

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Here's a joke for u Hahaha suck on it I wasnt going to make u laugh o yea ur mom died

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Sarah Palin walks into a bar and the bartender tells her to get the f*&k out.

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What do you tell a black man walking down the street with a suspicious look to him. Hey, how's it going?

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whats small and looks funny? A baby with a penis sewed to its face.

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So three Mexicans, a black man, and 2 white men enter a room. They promptly sever their penises and jump out the window because they are all members of a strange cult.

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Why do you give a blond a gun You dont

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why did the rabit lose the race? it was a dumb@$$

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they say that cancer can't pass but why do three our your uncles have it

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Everyone is special in there own ways except for patrick whos demented

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Tim tebow is the anti christ

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Two muffins were sitting in an oven. The first muffin did not look over to the other one and did not talk to it because muffins are objects and do not have the ability to communicate.

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How many dead lions can feed a bluejay? Bluejays don't eat dead or living lions, so this is highly improbable.

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A man rubs a magic lamp nothing happens

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A: How do you make a fire with two sticks? B: Ask your mother, we did it last night.

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What did the boy say to the Vietnam veteran? Where are your legs?

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What's the longest, hardest thing on a black man? His femur.

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Did you hear the one about the Gay Irish Politician who was running for President?! He withdrew his candidacy.

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Hey, I just met you and i am crazy, but? here's my room key let's make a baby.

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I hate girls that try to act hard. Like calm down you dont got a dick.

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Q. What is the difference between a bird and a fly? A. A bird can fly, but a fly can't.

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A man walks into a bar... ouch. He received a minor concussion from the impact of the cement wall, and a slight goose egg on his forehead.

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