Guy: If I could re-arrange the alphabet, I would put I and u together. Girl: Really because if I could r-arrange the Alphabet I would put f and u together

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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

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whats 2+2? gonorrhea.

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Three a man is trapped on a desert island and a genie offers to grant him one wish. The man accepts the existence of the genie and then wishes for unlimited wishes for the rest of his life. The man takes over the world.

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What's worse than finding ten babies nailed to a tree? One baby nailed to ten trees

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Sarah Palin walks into a bar and the bartender tells her to get the f*&k out.

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Your mother is so good in the kitchen that we all asked for a second helping.

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Why did the wiener dog fight the cock. Because it was a cock-fight.

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What did the boy say to his father? I don't know. With the seemingly infinite number of topics that two people could discuss and the fact that both the father and son are fictional, it would be unreasonable and border edge mentally unstable for me to assume that you would know what they may or may not be talking about.

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What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gangrape

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What happens 2 seconds after you thorw a rock out a two-story window? The rock hits the ground.

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Why can't a T-Rex clap? Because they're extinct

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Everyone is special in there own ways except for patrick whos demented

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What happens when Chuck Norris jumps off the 3rd floor. He falls to the ground and hurts himself badly

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That moment when you and your friends throw snowballs at cars in the dark on the highway and the cops spotlight your area while you hide in a shed...

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What do you do when you come across a tiger in the jungle? Wipe it off and apologize.

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Q: How many babies does it take to paint a shed? A: Considering babies are incapable of rational thought it is unlikely they would understand how to employ the correct method to paint.

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LIKE THIS!

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Why did Sally fall off the swing set. Cuz she had no arms or legs. Knock Knock Who's there Not Sally

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Man: Docter it hurts when i touch my legs! Docter: yeah you have two shattered knee caps youll never walk again.

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your mommy so gehto shes black

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he had no arms.

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Why is a bear like a cloud? They are both blue.

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Why did the cookie go to the doctor? It didn't, a cookie is a food, therefore it doesn't have working organs.

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