Why can't a T-Rex clap? Because they're extinct

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Doctor, Doctor, I think I'm a canary! Yes, you are.

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Whats brown and sticky? A massive shit.

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Q: What's green has four legs and would kill you if it fell off a roof and hit you? A: A pool table.

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What do you do when you come across a tiger in the jungle? Wipe it off and apologize.

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What is the easiest way to babysit a black kid? Find an activity that you can both relate to and enjoy. Hopefully after doing this for a while, the youngster will become tired and fall asleep. You can then watch TV, read or talk on your cell phone until his or her parents get home.

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What kind of party doesn't have cake? The Nazi Party.

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What do you call a black man and a white woman who are married? A married couple

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hi, im sober.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side. Knock knock? Whos there? the Chicken.

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Man: Docter it hurts when i touch my legs! Docter: yeah you have two shattered knee caps youll never walk again.

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Why did the little girl fall off of the swing? She had previously been in a car accident, in which all of her close family died and she was the only survivor. Since both her arms were stuck in between crushed components of the car, they had to be amputated on the spot. She was testing out the prosthetic arms she had been given when they failed, causing her to get a concussion, and putting her in a coma for the rest of her life.

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A n antelope walks into a bar and many people leave for the sake of their safety and animal control gets called to escort the antelope out of the bar.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar.

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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

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Your momma's so fat when she walks into a restaurant she orders salad.

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Why did the mouse cross the road, and then go down it? It tried to get cheese on the other side, but got hit by a SUV and was stuck to the wheels. The rat on the wheel goes "Squish, Scratch,, Mush........

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How is nothing something if it is nothing?...

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Why did the black man kill himself? Because he was black

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why did the bear eat meat? he was hungry

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Sarah Palin

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Here's a joke for u Hahaha suck on it I wasnt going to make u laugh o yea ur mom died

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Just call the fire department, they're trained for that kind of stuff

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Anti Joke

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