Why did the car stop? There was a fridge in the road

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What is worse than getting a 30% on a test? Getting a 29% on a test.

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How was copper wire invented? Probably some scientist did that

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Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? Cause he's dead.

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LIKE THIS!

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A child in Africa developed Malaria. He became very sick and died.

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Why did Tesco not serve a black guy? Because he just happen to be holding a gun

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Why did the koala bear fall out of the tree? Because it's dead.

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Michael J. Fox asked me if I wanted my drink shaken or stirred, did I really have a choice?

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Guy: If I could re-arrange the alphabet, I would put I and u together. Girl: Really because if I could r-arrange the Alphabet I would put f and u together

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What's the difference between a joke and an anti joke Bananas

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Here's a joke for u Hahaha suck on it I wasnt going to make u laugh o yea ur mom died

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How do you make a man sad? By drowning him in a Bede.

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When Life throws you lemons you might be hallucinating

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Grass is green, Trees are brown.

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What does Rubens Barrichelo does with his F1 championship trophies? He never got one.

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What happens when Chuck Norris jumps off the 3rd floor. He falls to the ground and hurts himself badly

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Two muffins were sitting in an oven. The first muffin did not look over to the other one and did not talk to it because muffins are objects and do not have the ability to communicate.

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Why did the Mexican wait outside Home Depot all day? He was hoping to be hired as day-labor to provide for his family.

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What do you call a deaf man? It would be unwise to call him anything, as he would have difficulty hearing you.

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What do you do when you come across a tiger in the jungle? Wipe it off and apologize.

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What do you call thousands of people starving all across the globe? Not my problem.

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What's the difference between an old man and a child? The old man is older than the child

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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