it all started when it all started when i was born because i was the resault of a broken condom and thats why he left. shortly after my mother killed herself. well thats the way the cookie crumbles. its not a joke i just needed to tell someone.

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whats the problem with black and mexican jokes? once youve heard juan youve heard jamal

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What do you call a man who stole from a thief? A thief, no matter whom you are stealing from the consequences are dire.

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I am not under the alkafluence of inkahlol. The drunker I am, the longer I get.

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Why did Tesco not serve a black guy? Because he just happen to be holding a gun

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josh- your a strange boy. liam- yes. due to by up bringing i have been exposed to unusual situations that most people do not encounter therefore affecting how i behave. Secondly the definition of normal is varying from person to person making being normal to every human being difficult to even the most capable of people. Essentialy Josh i care little for you comment. *josh was a black man who died of cancer 6 weeks after this incodent*

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What will Postman Pat be called after he retires? Pat.

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When Life throws you lemons you might be hallucinating

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Here's a joke for u Hahaha suck on it I wasnt going to make u laugh o yea ur mom died

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So three Mexicans, a black man, and 2 white men enter a room. They promptly sever their penises and jump out the window because they are all members of a strange cult.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Grass is green, Trees are brown.

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Why is the turkey always full? Because he is stuffed.

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why did the rabit lose the race? it was a dumb@$$

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Why did the black man work at a Kentucky Fried Chicken? Because he was fired from his job at a grocery store, and it was the only job he could find on short notice in the current job market.

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why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the sadistic farmer with a loaded shotgun (as the farmer has an extremely large score to settle with the chicken, as his wife was dead, a cause of mad cow disease) thus escaping captivity and starting a new life as a free chicken. God save Martin Luther KIng

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How many dead lions can feed a bluejay? Bluejays don't eat dead or living lions, so this is highly improbable.

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There's a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead who sit next to each other in college. They are good students and regularly do their homework.

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im gay because im gay

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Womens rights

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Sometimes I light my hair on fire and pretend I'm a candle.

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OneBigAssMistakeAmerica

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Rich people gave money to charity Charity gave money to the homeless The homeless spent the money on drugs

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whats brown, lying in a ditch, and is covered in cookie crumbs? a girl scout that got hit by a truck

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Hey, I just met you and i am crazy, but? here's my room key let's make a baby.

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