Why did the Mexican wait outside Home Depot all day? He was hoping to be hired as day-labor to provide for his family.

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An Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They have a few drinks, then go to a club, where they amuse each other and those around them by completely slurring their words in their already very strong regional accents. Then they get a taxi back to the house of the Englishman as he lives nearest, and stay the night. The next morning, the Scotsman and the Irishmen walk home as they are still hungover and do not wish to risk driving.

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What will you be doing right before you die? ... ... living.

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Your mom is so ugly, she buys groceries at the grocery store.

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if a bra is called a over the shoulder boulder holder what is male underware called sincerly, under the butt nut hut

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Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side. Knock knock? Whos there? the Chicken.

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SNAPPLE!

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What's The Difference Between a Chicken and a Human. Well a Chicken Is A Chicken and a Human Is a Human.

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Rich people gave money to charity Charity gave money to the homeless The homeless spent the money on drugs

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Your momma's so fat when she walks into a restaurant she orders salad.

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Why did the mouse cross the road, and then go down it? It tried to get cheese on the other side, but got hit by a SUV and was stuck to the wheels. The rat on the wheel goes "Squish, Scratch,, Mush........

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Arron Glass

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What to you do when a monkey walks into your bar? Quietly escort it out and into the nearest zoo.

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Here's a joke for u Hahaha suck on it I wasnt going to make u laugh o yea ur mom died

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Why are black people more athletic than whites? Black people originate from Africa, where they lived in a world where athletic ability created natural selection. The most athletic were able to escape dangers of the jungle such as dangerous animals, and were also most apt to find food to survive. Then when the slave trade occured, only the strongest and best fit survived the trip to America and the hard labor. Also, given the socio-economic trends of the United States, African Americans are more likely to grow up in an environment where they have limited opportunity to make a living, besides professional sports, so they play cheap sports like basketball.

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they say that cancer can't pass but why do three our your uncles have it

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How do you keep a mexican from drowning? Take your foot off the back of his head.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "How'd you open the door?"

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Did you hear the one about the Gay Irish Politician who was running for President?! He withdrew his candidacy.

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what is worse then stubbing your toe in the dark? -september 11th

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Why did the black man kill himself? Because he was black

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How many polish people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? -One

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whats small and looks funny? A baby with a penis sewed to its face.

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Everyone is special in there own ways except for patrick whos demented

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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