once upon a time jeff peterson was taking a daily walk when he stops and stares at a strange object. it was an assasin with a knife who slaughtered jeff decapitating his head while his family cry's. THE END

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Why did the Mexican wait outside Home Depot all day? He was hoping to be hired as day-labor to provide for his family.

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did you know that Hellen Keller had a tree house? "no" she didn't know either.

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How do you keep a mexican from drowning? Take your foot off the back of his head.

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There's a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead who sit next to each other in college. They are good students and regularly do their homework.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "How'd you open the door?"

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What kind of party doesn't have cake? The Nazi Party.

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hi, im sober.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side. Knock knock? Whos there? the Chicken.

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a man walks into a bar, his alcoholism is slowly destroying his family

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Michael J. Fox asked me if I wanted my drink shaken or stirred, did I really have a choice?

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a women walks into a room and says she got a good job..wait thats not possible..

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Rich people gave money to charity Charity gave money to the homeless The homeless spent the money on drugs

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Your momma's so fat when she walks into a restaurant she orders salad.

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How many polish people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? -One

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whats small and looks funny? A baby with a penis sewed to its face.

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Grass is green, Trees are brown.

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Everyone is special in there own ways except for patrick whos demented

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they say that cancer can't pass but why do three our your uncles have it

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if you are what you eat then you're a hamburger

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Why did the mammoth cross the road? For financial reasons.

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Your mom is so ugly, she buys groceries at the grocery store.

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SNAPPLE!

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