- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the blind santa say to the jewish child jewish people don't believe in santa...awkward.

Por que não passa Globo Esporte na Etiópia? Porque a Rede Globo não tem afiliadas por lá.

I heard you like playing basketball at night. My ears are fully functional in comprehension of human language and therefore I am able to listen and remember words that are told by others.

How many dead lions can feed a bluejay? Bluejays don't eat dead or living lions, so this is highly improbable.

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a shed? A: Considering babies are incapable of rational thought it is unlikely they would understand how to employ the correct method to paint.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer Pressure.

Why did robin get in the batmobile? Batman told him to

Did you hear the one about the Gay Irish Politician who was running for President?! He withdrew his candidacy.

Why is a bear like a cloud? They are both blue.

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Guy: If I could re-arrange the alphabet, I would put I and u together. Girl: Really because if I could r-arrange the Alphabet I would put f and u together

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? The answer is not definitive and involves several factors including the size of the woodchuck, the woodchuck's teeth, the climate in which that woodchuck lives, and the tenacity of that particular woodchuck at achieving his goal.

A man goes to Church he meets God nothing happens

What will Postman Pat be called after he retires? Pat.

A man enters a bar, and says: "It is impossible to drown in an elevator" This is incorrect.

How do you make a man sad? By drowning him in a Bede.

Q. What is the difference between a bird and a fly? A. A bird can fly, but a fly can't.

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who wins a race a white guy or a black guy? depends who's faster

Why did the chicken cross the road? Yes.

what did the 35 year old man say when he walked in his home last night? Nothing, he started crying because he saw that someone had viciously killed his guinea pig.

Two muffins were sitting in an oven. The first muffin did not look over to the other one and did not talk to it because muffins are objects and do not have the ability to communicate.

Why did the bear stick his head in the honey comb? He wanted honey.

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