- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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am i invited to party? no

A man walks into a bar... ouch. He received a minor concussion from the impact of the cement wall, and a slight goose egg on his forehead.

How do you kill a blonde ? Shoot her in the head

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Grass is green, Trees are brown.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Yes.

what did the 35 year old man say when he walked in his home last night? Nothing, he started crying because he saw that someone had viciously killed his guinea pig.

Why do you give a blond a gun You dont

What did the rainbow sun say to the flower-faced elephant? "Want some tea and hamsters?" I'm addicted to acid.

Your mom is so ugly that she is still a virgin, you don't exist you're just a figment of my imagination.\

A fat man takes a crap, it looked like something a rhino would curl out.

how long has dibey got left like :)

why did the rabit lose the race? it was a dumb@$$

What does Rubens Barrichelo does with his F1 championship trophies? He never got one.

How many dead lions can feed a bluejay? Bluejays don't eat dead or living lions, so this is highly improbable.

What is worse than getting a 30% on a test? Getting a 29% on a test.

Why is the black boy made fun of at school? Because the kids at his school are racist.

Why do undertakers wear ties? Because their profession is very serious, and it is important that their appearance has a degree of gravitas.

Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side. Knock knock? Whos there? the Chicken.

What do you get when you cross and elephant and a dog? Nothing, because you cannot breed creatures of different geniuses.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer Pressure.

Why did robin get in the batmobile? Batman told him to

Sometimes I light my hair on fire and pretend I'm a candle.

What's the longest, hardest thing on a black man? His femur.

Why did the koala bear fall out of the tree? Because it's dead.

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