What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? I lost my tractor.

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someone called a frog a frog

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What do you call a Mexican jumping fences? A really good athlete.

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Why couldn't the old man play the piano? His arthritis caused him great pain.

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what did the teacher say to the kid? you failed the kid cried.

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If you lose your left arm, your right one will be left.

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How do you get a small girl of a swing ? Throw a fridge at her

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What did the boy say to the Vietnam veteran? Where are your legs?

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What's worst than getting glass stuck in your foot? Rubbing lotion on a fork.

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Why didn't the 13 year old Black boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

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Why did the black man run from the officer? The officer was trying to rape him.

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What do you get when you cross a blonde with Nickelodon? You get Dora because she is allways telling you what to do.

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Why are you asleep? Because I'm tired.

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What do you call a gardener in Mexico? Un Jardinero.

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What magical power enables Spongebob to talk? There is no magical power. he is a cartoon therefore making him be able to anything in anyone's wild dreams.

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Why did Nicholas Cage cross the street? To steal the Declaration of Independence.

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whats worse than having cancer? nothing you have cancer and should proceed to see doctor

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What do you call a redneck in a propane store? A customer.

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where can you find a monkey, a blond, and a bear? the zoo.

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Why did the car stop? There was a fridge in the road

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Whats worse than the holocaust? Finding your babies head in a microwave

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How many dead lions can feed a bluejay? Bluejays don't eat dead or living lions, so this is highly improbable.

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Whats red and you can't see it? No Tomatoes

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Why'd I have sex with your mom? I'm your father and I love your mother very much

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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