*Tell your listener to say knock knock* B: Knock knock A: Who's there? B: *awkward silence

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There's a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead who sit next to each other in college. They are good students and regularly do their homework.

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Limericks are fun, I have an orange Nothing rhymes with orange crap orange

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A man rubs a magic lamp nothing happens

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Why did the mans nuts itch he had crabs

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how do u piss of a polish man? rape his girlfriend

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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Wanna here a joke? Womens rights

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he had no arms.

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You wanna hear a real joke? Well, look at the post below this one.

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What's the difference between shoes and a ginger? Shoes do the kicking.

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I told a woman to make me at turkey sandwich. Of course she complied seeing as I was at Subway.

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How are you this morning?

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How do you make a baby cry? Break its legs.

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A boy and his father are in a car crash. The father dies and the son is transported to the nearest hospital. Once there, a surgeon is brought in to operate on the boy. The surgeon steps back and says "I can't operate on this boy, I haven't had enough training for such a situation." The hospital calls in another surgeon and they are more qualified for the event. Then the surgeon wakes up and realizes the boy is in critical condition. There is blood drenching his shirt and there is only seconds to operate. Suddenly, the boy wakes up and realizes he has just survived a car crash. Suddenly Leonardo DeCaprio enters with a girl. The world turns on its side and they all wake up to find them selves a victim of Inception. Then the caterpillar wakes up and realizes it has immense mental capacity, even above those of an above-average human. Then I woke up and realized I lost my job. MLIA.

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How did the soccer team win? They scored the most goals.

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Roses are red violets are blue poems don't have to rhyme..... Refrigerator

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i was molested.

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What do you call a guy who has sex with kids? A child molester

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What did the rainbow sun say to the flower-faced elephant? "Want some tea and hamsters?" I'm addicted to acid.

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whats forever alone me

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Why was the manspenis big Cause he was a lucky bastard

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? -I don't have a ferrari in my garage.

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Q: What's green has four legs and would kill you if it fell off a roof and hit you? A: A pool table.

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Anti Joke

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