- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Shes been dead for some time now.

A theif walks into a blonde ladies apartment. The theif takes all of her valuable belongings, leaving her life in shambles.

Why couldn't the Hispanic guy become a firefighter? Because the fire chief was racist.

A child in Africa developed Malaria. He became very sick and died.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Why was the baby going so fast? It was tied to a bus.

Why did the person post a real joke with bad grammar and spelling on anti-joke.com? They didn't flippin' understand the point of the website.

A blonde tries to kill herself cutting both her wrists.Why didn't it work? Because her boyfriend found her just in time and managed to stop the bleeding and took her to the hospital. After some years of therapy they got married and lived happy together for the rest of their lifes.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Grass is green, Trees are brown.

how are a plum and a rabbit the same? they are both purple except the rabbit

what does a blue watermelon and a cactus that looks like a penis have in common? orange ya glad i didn't say banana!

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the cactus cross the road? It was stuck to the chickens butt.

Hey i just met you & this is crazy but Nia and Goober Made a baby

what did the blind santa say to the jewish child jewish people don't believe in santa...awkward.

I heard you like playing basketball at night. My ears are fully functional in comprehension of human language and therefore I am able to listen and remember words that are told by others.

Why did the man murder his wife in cold blood? Because she was alive before he killed her.

What is the easiest way to babysit a black kid? Find an activity that you can both relate to and enjoy. Hopefully after doing this for a while, the youngster will become tired and fall asleep. You can then watch TV, read or talk on your cell phone until his or her parents get home.

Two white people walk into a bar what do they say? "hi"

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have cancer."

Q.) What did the boy do when he got home? A.) He repeatedly cried due to the large amount of bullying he faced at school. He had constantly tried to contact his parents and teachers for help yet no one would listen. The boy was found dead in his room the next day. Poor kid.

A man walks into a store and asks for a loaf of bread.

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So a black man, an Italian, a Mexican, an Irishman, a Chinese man, and a Jew walk into a bar. They go their separate ways and never see each other again.

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