Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, She gave me AIDS, and I gave 'em to you! <3 <3

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A: Knock knock! B: A: Guess no one's home.

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Women's rights.

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There's an American, an African, and a Chinese walking down the street. Because the bar is down there.

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How do you get a lawyer out of a tree? Lean a ladder against the tree and reassure them if they are apprehensive.

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what is worse than a pile of dead babies? the one on the bottom trying to eat its way out of a pile of babies that have been poisoned.

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Q. Where do snowmen keep their money? A. A snowman is an anthropomorphic snow sculpture made of frozen water. They therefore cannot earn, keep or have any use for money.

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if you are what you eat then you're a hamburger

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make me a sandwich!

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A man walks into a bar, he is immediately rushed to the emergency room

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A monkey enters a bar and climbs up on a stool. The bartender asks, "What'll ya have, pal?" The monkey, who can niether speak nor understand English, appears slightly perplexed.

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A horse walks into a bar. The owner immediately seeks out the owner of the misplaced obstruction and asks them to remove it promptly less his animal suffers any more untoward damage

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Q:I finished my Homework A:thats what she said

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Ice cream You scream We all scream Because there is a murderer killing our friends

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A kangaroo walks into a bar, he hops up to the bartender, and asks for a martini. The bartender, not knowing exactly what to do, goes into the back to his boss's office. He says "Hey, there's a kangaroo up front askin' for a martini...do we serve kangaroos?" His boss replies "Ya, of course, but these kangaroos, they aren't too smart, so charge him like 50 bucks for the drink." The bartender agrees and goes back up front to serve the kangaroo. He pours the martini and hands it to the kangaroo, the kangaroo thanks him and says "How much do I owe you?" The bartender replies "50 bucks." The kangaroo then reaches into his pouch, pulls out a fifty dollar bill, and puts it on the counter. He finishes his drink and begins to hop away. As he is leaving, the bartender says "Hey, wait, we don't get many of your kind around here, why is that?" And the kangaroo replies "I'm not surprised at THESE prices!!!" and hops out.

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whats worse than 10 babies in a mail box 1 baby in 10 mail boxes

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Baman: What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? Piderman: What? Baman: They're all gone!

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Why is six afraid of seven? Cuz the chicken crossed the road

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Yo Momma's so fat she has Type 1 Diabetes.

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What do you call a kid without brothers or sisters What? a chinese Boy!!!!!!! lol ;)

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go stand in a mirror look at your face that is the joke. 8- now go tell someone you will tell them a joke and do that to them this will be a fast spreading joke. jkjk this joke is so bad everybody give this alot of bad thums. ha ha i do not care

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A little boy asked his mom what fucking was, so she showed him.

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Two monkeys are having sex. They both realize they're boys.

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Whats worse than a dead baby at the bottom of a trash can? Two dead babies. Whats worse then that 5 dead babies and worse then that? Im starting to have suspicions of you being a mass murdurer of small children.

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