im gay because im gay

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Knock Knock. "Who's there?" The cops.

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What did the White guy say to the Black Guy? "Hey, what's up?"

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My mother-in-law is so ugly I actually feel quite sorry for her.

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How did the soccer team win? They scored the most goals.

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haha ur single hahahahahhahahahhahaahahhaahaha i am 2

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What do you tell a black man walking down the street with a suspicious look to him. Hey, how's it going?

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Why don't cannibals eat clowns? Clowns do not populate the area in which cannibals reside

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Doctor, Doctor, I think I'm a canary! Yes, you are.

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What do you call it when a homosexual from spain is forced to have sex with a 400 pound black man? Rape

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Why did the girl drown? Well, the girl probably did drown because she was within the ages of 3-5 years old, and she probably had a physical incapapbilty and she could not swim so her parents didn't save her.

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What's 2+2? It's certainly not 1.

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You're mama's so ugly, she will most-likely never meet a compatible mate and die alone.

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Q:How many mexicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A:Just Juan.

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Q: How many babies does it take to paint a shed? A: Considering babies are incapable of rational thought it is unlikely they would understand how to employ the correct method to paint.

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How do you kill a blonde woman? Stab her in the stomach so all the acidic contents of her stomach slowly burn her flesh.

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Why do undertakers wear ties? Because their profession is very serious, and it is important that their appearance has a degree of gravitas.

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What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Getting rape.d by a giant scorpion.

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read down and see what it is like BEFOR MARRIAGE boy:at last.i can hardly wait! girl:do you want to leave me? boy:NO! dont even think about it! girl:do you love me? boy:ofcourse! always girl:have you ever cheated on me? boy:NO! why are you even asking? girl:will you kiss me ? boy:every chance i get! girl:will you hit me ? boy:hell no! are you crazy ? girl:can i trust you? boy:yes! girl:darling!! read up again and see what it is like AFTER MARRIAGE (L.W)

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Why a warm-harted man turned into cold-blooded? He's dead

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A man walks into a bar. He says, "Ow, that really hurt."

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Why did the black man get a life sentence in prison? Because he was involved a mass stabbing in a night club London which saw 4 local teenage girls lose there lives.

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What came first?....the woman or the sandwich

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How do you kill a blonde ? Shoot her in the head

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