Why did the koala bear fall out of the tree? Because it's dead.

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Why doesn't Santa come in the summer? Because it's not Christmas.

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Q: A black man is walking down the street with a television, where did he just come from? A: Best Buy, he just got a bonus, and wanted to reward himself.

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Why can't black people swim? Because most African American individuals grow up in inner urban cities where they have little or no access to swimming facilities.

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Why did the cookie go to the doctor? It didn't, a cookie is a food, therefore it doesn't have working organs.

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A priest walks into a bar, which is suprising because priests don't usually go to bars.

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Why did the black guy punch the Mexican guy? Because they were in a fight.

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A young boy is concerned about his fathers health, due to the fact he may have cancer. Turns out, he doesn't. So they got ice cream.

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Three a man is trapped on a desert island and a genie offers to grant him one wish. The man accepts the existence of the genie and then wishes for unlimited wishes for the rest of his life. The man takes over the world.

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A man walks into a bar... ouch. He received a minor concussion from the impact of the cement wall, and a slight goose egg on his forehead.

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Guy 1: That's what she said! HAHAHA!!! Guy 2: That's what who said? Guy 1: I don't know. :/

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How do you starve a Mexican? Deny him Food Stamps.

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What did the priest do when he noticed the young boy bent over picking up crayons he had dropped? He helped him pick them up

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What was the pirate movie rated? It was rated R for its graphic depiction of the continuing violence in Somalia.

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What did John F. Kennedy say to Kurt Cobain? Nothing. They never met.

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Q: What did Micheal Jackson Say to the boys? A: He can't speak because he's dead.

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Why were the babies used for target practice? Hitler demanded the Nazis to do so.

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A n antelope walks into a bar and many people leave for the sake of their safety and animal control gets called to escort the antelope out of the bar.

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What`s the best part about twenty-three year olds? there are twenty of them

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whats 2+2? gonorrhea.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders house? No, he hasn't either

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I like my woman like I like my coffee. Ground up and in the freezer.

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josh- your a strange boy. liam- yes. due to by up bringing i have been exposed to unusual situations that most people do not encounter therefore affecting how i behave. Secondly the definition of normal is varying from person to person making being normal to every human being difficult to even the most capable of people. Essentialy Josh i care little for you comment. *josh was a black man who died of cancer 6 weeks after this incodent*

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Why did Billy drop his ice cream? He was hit by a bus

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