Why did the taxi driver kill the blond? He didn't. It's illegal to murder people in most countries.

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what did the 35 year old man say when he walked in his home last night? Nothing, he started crying because he saw that someone had viciously killed his guinea pig.

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What did the rainbow sun say to the flower-faced elephant? "Want some tea and hamsters?" I'm addicted to acid.

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why did the rabit lose the race? it was a dumb@$$

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Why couldn't the boy see? He was dead

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What's red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

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Why do undertakers wear ties? Because their profession is very serious, and it is important that their appearance has a degree of gravitas.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer Pressure.

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What do you do when you find a robber holding a 19 pound sack of poultry? Think life through and try to find out how you had this coming.

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your mommy so gehto shes black

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OneBigAssMistakeAmerica

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Why is a bear like a cloud? They are both blue.

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Baman: What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? Piderman: What? Baman: They're all gone!

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A man goes to Church he meets God nothing happens

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A man walks into a bar... ouch. He received a minor concussion from the impact of the cement wall, and a slight goose egg on his forehead.

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What do you tell a black man walking down the street with a suspicious look to him. Hey, how's it going?

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How do you kill a blonde ? Shoot her in the head

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Here's a joke for u Hahaha suck on it I wasnt going to make u laugh o yea ur mom died

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Yes.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Grass is green, Trees are brown.

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Yo momma so fat she was baptized in a church, because she wasn't as fat as she is currently.

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A fat man takes a crap, it looked like something a rhino would curl out.

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Everyone is special in there own ways except for patrick whos demented

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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