How many polish people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? -One

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Q. Where do snowmen keep their money? A. A snowman is an anthropomorphic snow sculpture made of frozen water. They therefore cannot earn, keep or have any use for money.

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? I lost my tractor.

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they say that cancer can't pass but why do three our your uncles have it

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What do you do when you come across a tiger in the jungle? Wipe it off and apologize.

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Your mom is so ugly, she buys groceries at the grocery store.

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SNAPPLE!

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Cole is "good" at soccer

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A horse walks into a bar why the long face? I have aids

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Why did Tesco not serve a black guy? Because he just happen to be holding a gun

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Why did the cookie go to the doctor? It didn't, a cookie is a food, therefore it doesn't have working organs.

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Why a warm-harted man turned into cold-blooded? He's dead

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? The answer is not definitive and involves several factors including the size of the woodchuck, the woodchuck's teeth, the climate in which that woodchuck lives, and the tenacity of that particular woodchuck at achieving his goal.

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Why did the teenager write a joke on here? Because after hours of surfing this website and casually laughing at herself she realized she had no life and the only way to feel happy with her self would be submitting her own to here.

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wanna hear a joke? katie chandler

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Arron Glass

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Q. What is worse than being British???? A. Not being British

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Here's a joke for u Hahaha suck on it I wasnt going to make u laugh o yea ur mom died

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Why did the taxi driver kill the blond? He didn't. It's illegal to murder people in most countries.

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Why is the turkey always full? Because he is stuffed.

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Isn't it funny that we think it's totally normal for females to not have penises but for literally EVERY OTHER group of people, it's weird and not ok double standard?

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how do you know if a black man's been on your computer it's gone

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What happens when Chuck Norris jumps off the 3rd floor. He falls to the ground and hurts himself badly

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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