What did the boy say to the Vietnam veteran? Where are your legs?

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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whats brown, lying in a ditch, and is covered in cookie crumbs? a girl scout that got hit by a truck

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A man ingested a hamburger. It proved fatal due to a tomato allergy.

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Why did the koala bear fall out of the tree? Because it's dead.

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whats 2+2? gonorrhea.

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A man walks into a bar... ouch. He received a minor concussion from the impact of the cement wall, and a slight goose egg on his forehead.

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Women's rights.

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? Lame Anti Jokes.

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Why are black people more athletic than whites? Black people originate from Africa, where they lived in a world where athletic ability created natural selection. The most athletic were able to escape dangers of the jungle such as dangerous animals, and were also most apt to find food to survive. Then when the slave trade occured, only the strongest and best fit survived the trip to America and the hard labor. Also, given the socio-economic trends of the United States, African Americans are more likely to grow up in an environment where they have limited opportunity to make a living, besides professional sports, so they play cheap sports like basketball.

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why did the rabit lose the race? it was a dumb@$$

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Where's Justin Beiber? With his girlfriend.

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What happens when Chuck Norris jumps off the 3rd floor. He falls to the ground and hurts himself badly

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What will you be doing right before you die? ... ... living.

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What do you call a Mexican jumping fences? A really good athlete.

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A man rubs a magic lamp nothing happens

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have cancer."

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What do you do when you find a robber holding a 19 pound sack of poultry? Think life through and try to find out how you had this coming.

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what did the teacher say to the kid? you failed the kid cried.

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A: How do you make a fire with two sticks? B: Ask your mother, we did it last night.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he had no arms.

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guess how...chicken pow! guess who...chicken poo! guess when...chicken pen! guess where...chicken hair! guess what...your adopted.

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Why did girl cry? Because she recently saw the messy demise of her parent's marriage.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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