Why is the turkey always full? Because he is stuffed.

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how do you know if a black man's been on your computer it's gone

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? I lost my tractor.

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they say that cancer can't pass but why do three our your uncles have it

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What do you call a black guy going into mcdonalds A great opportunity to make a raciest joke

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knock knock who's there? Kallie Kallie who? sorry, wrong house

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hi, im sober.

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Why didn't the 13 year old Black boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

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Why a warm-harted man turned into cold-blooded? He's dead

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Why was 15 afraid of 16? Coz 16 was bigger than him.

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Sarah Palin

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Two muffins are in an oven. Muffin 1: Gosh it's hot in here. Muffin 2: Holy Crap! A talking muffin!

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Why did the man murder his wife in cold blood? Because she was alive before he killed her.

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I heard you like playing basketball at night. My ears are fully functional in comprehension of human language and therefore I am able to listen and remember words that are told by others.

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A straight black man walks into a gay bar.

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What's red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

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What kind of party doesn't have cake? The Nazi Party.

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What do you get when you cross and elephant and a dog? Nothing, because you cannot breed creatures of different geniuses.

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LIKE THIS!

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A sheep goes up to to a horse and asks "Does you speak sheep?".The horse replies ''Neigh''.

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im gay because im gay

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Did you hear the one about the Gay Irish Politician who was running for President?! He withdrew his candidacy.

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Womens rights

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Hey, I just met you and i am crazy, but? here's my room key let's make a baby.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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