Here's a joke for u Hahaha suck on it I wasnt going to make u laugh o yea ur mom died

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How do you kill a blonde ? Shoot her in the head

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Why is the turkey always full? Because he is stuffed.

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A fat man takes a crap, it looked like something a rhino would curl out.

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Your mom is so ugly that she is still a virgin, you don't exist you're just a figment of my imagination.\

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What is worse than getting a 30% on a test? Getting a 29% on a test.

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Q: How many babies does it take to paint a shed? A: Considering babies are incapable of rational thought it is unlikely they would understand how to employ the correct method to paint.

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What did Pittsburgh say to Philadelphia? .........Lightbulb.........

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Man: Docter it hurts when i touch my legs! Docter: yeah you have two shattered knee caps youll never walk again.

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Why did the little girl fall off of the swing? She had previously been in a car accident, in which all of her close family died and she was the only survivor. Since both her arms were stuck in between crushed components of the car, they had to be amputated on the spot. She was testing out the prosthetic arms she had been given when they failed, causing her to get a concussion, and putting her in a coma for the rest of her life.

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A child in Africa developed Malaria. He became very sick and died.

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What did the boy say to the Vietnam veteran? Where are your legs?

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Why did the cookie go to the doctor? It didn't, a cookie is a food, therefore it doesn't have working organs.

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Michael J. Fox asked me if I wanted my drink shaken or stirred, did I really have a choice?

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A man goes to Church he meets God nothing happens

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whats 2+2? gonorrhea.

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Why did the black man get a life sentence in prison? Because he was involved a mass stabbing in a night club London which saw 4 local teenage girls lose there lives.

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Arron Glass

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Q. Where do snowmen keep their money? A. A snowman is an anthropomorphic snow sculpture made of frozen water. They therefore cannot earn, keep or have any use for money.

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Why did the Black man drown? Because he could not and did not know how to swim. Because he could not afford the lessons to learn how to swim. Because he does not have the financial means to afford a lesson in swimming. Because he is of a low socio-economic level.

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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Why are black people more athletic than whites? Black people originate from Africa, where they lived in a world where athletic ability created natural selection. The most athletic were able to escape dangers of the jungle such as dangerous animals, and were also most apt to find food to survive. Then when the slave trade occured, only the strongest and best fit survived the trip to America and the hard labor. Also, given the socio-economic trends of the United States, African Americans are more likely to grow up in an environment where they have limited opportunity to make a living, besides professional sports, so they play cheap sports like basketball.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? I lost my tractor.

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What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gangrape

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