What did the White guy say to the Black Guy? "Hey, what's up?"

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Sarah Palin walks into a bar and the bartender tells her to get the f*&k out.

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How did the soccer team win? They scored the most goals.

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The pig walks up to the buture the' The buture sloters him!

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Q. Where do snowmen keep their money? A. A snowman is an anthropomorphic snow sculpture made of frozen water. They therefore cannot earn, keep or have any use for money.

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What do you call a with no arms and no legs floating in the water? About to drown.

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An Englishman, Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They enjoy a few quiet drinks while watching a rugby match between Italy and France on the big screen, which is why they came into this particular bar. The Englishman hopes Italy will win, the Irishman is also supporting Italy while the Scotsman is up for France. France wins the match and the Scotsman says "Good game lads eh?" The others agree.

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Whats gay and has wheels? Alex Egbert, I lied about the wheels

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Why was the manspenis big Cause he was a lucky bastard

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How do you make a black man cry? A: Kill his whole family.

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Sometimes I light my hair on fire and pretend I'm a candle.

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whats funnier than a penguin playing a banjo? i don't know because I've never seen one and probably never will because it is a highly improbable event.

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Always bring food to the zoo. It's not the animals who placed the signs not to feed them.

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Your mama is so fat that when she walks her legs rub against each other

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A man walks into a bar. He says, "Ow, that really hurt."

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What is the best way to avoid wrinkles as you age? Moisturise with a good quality moisturiser, use high factor suncream on the face, get plenty of sleep, drink plenty of fluids, wear a hat and sunglasses and stay in the shade between 11am and 3pm, and try to eat a diet that is heart-healthy (for example, wholegrain, oily fish, and/or flax seed), as heart failure over a long time leads to sagging skin with a loss of elasticity.

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a black guy walks into a bar and the bartender says "get out of here, whites only" this joke takes place in the 1950's when african americans were discriminated against

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Yo momma so fat she was baptized in a church, because she wasn't as fat as she is currently.

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Q : Why was the little girl crying? A : Because she tripped and hurt her knee.

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Why does Shaun's dad beat him? Because Shaun is an asshole.

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what smells like red paint but is blue paint?

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What do you call a black person that flies a plane? A pilot.

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What do you get when you cross a dog and a cat? A hybrid animal that can never exist to do each species own genetic make-up which would subsequently reject the other's. I.E. The cat would reject the dog sperm from ever fertilizing and the dog would reject cat sperm.

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A padawan walks into a bar. He is promptly ridiculed by his master for not minding his surroundings.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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