Everyone is special in there own ways except for patrick whos demented

What do you call a black guy going into mcdonalds A great opportunity to make a raciest joke

What do you do when you come across a tiger in the jungle? Wipe it off and apologize.

There's a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead who sit next to each other in college. They are good students and regularly do their homework.

A straight black man walks into a gay bar.

a man walks into a bar, his alcoholism is slowly destroying his family

Did you hear the one about the Gay Irish Politician who was running for President?! He withdrew his candidacy.

A horse walks into a bar why the long face? I have aids

Why did the cookie go to the doctor? It didn't, a cookie is a food, therefore it doesn't have working organs.

Michael J. Fox asked me if I wanted my drink shaken or stirred, did I really have a choice?

Rich people gave money to charity Charity gave money to the homeless The homeless spent the money on drugs

Your momma's so fat when she walks into a restaurant she orders salad.

Why was 15 afraid of 16? Coz 16 was bigger than him.

How many polish people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? -One

What did the little boy get for Christmas? Nothing. He's Jewish.

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Why did the taxi driver kill the blond? He didn't. It's illegal to murder people in most countries.

Isn't it funny that we think it's totally normal for females to not have penises but for literally EVERY OTHER group of people, it's weird and not ok double standard?

Why is the turkey always full? Because he is stuffed.

What did the adverb say to the noun? Hopefully whale.

oliver is gay. so much so that he has hex with other men and dosent mind it very much

if you are what you eat then you're a hamburger

Why did the black man work at a Kentucky Fried Chicken? Because he was fired from his job at a grocery store, and it was the only job he could find on short notice in the current job market.

Whats brown and sticky? A massive shit.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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