What's brown and sticky? Poop.

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Two muffins are in an oven. Muffin 1: Gosh it's hot in here. Muffin 2: Holy Crap! A talking muffin!

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whats green can fly and has legs? a plane i lied about the legs

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Arron Glass

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Here's a joke for u Hahaha suck on it I wasnt going to make u laugh o yea ur mom died

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what did the 35 year old man say when he walked in his home last night? Nothing, he started crying because he saw that someone had viciously killed his guinea pig.

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What does Rubens Barrichelo does with his F1 championship trophies? He never got one.

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Why did the Mexican wait outside Home Depot all day? He was hoping to be hired as day-labor to provide for his family.

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Why couldn't the boy see? He was dead

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Person A: Hey! Whats up? Person B: Suicide rates...

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knock knock who's there? Kallie Kallie who? sorry, wrong house

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What do you call thousands of people starving all across the globe? Not my problem.

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A man rubs a magic lamp nothing happens

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer Pressure.

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Why did robin get in the batmobile? Batman told him to

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Sometimes I light my hair on fire and pretend I'm a candle.

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What's the longest, hardest thing on a black man? His femur.

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What did the boy say to the Vietnam veteran? Where are your legs?

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Did you hear the one about the Gay Irish Politician who was running for President?! He withdrew his candidacy.

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Why is a bear like a cloud? They are both blue.

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Why did the black man get a life sentence in prison? Because he was involved a mass stabbing in a night club London which saw 4 local teenage girls lose there lives.

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I hate girls that try to act hard. Like calm down you dont got a dick.

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Q. What is the difference between a bird and a fly? A. A bird can fly, but a fly can't.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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