What's red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

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How did Hellen Keller's parents punish her? They sent her to her room.

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Womens rights

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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That other group is a *********************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************** From Jackson Edwards

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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

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Why did girl cry? Because she recently saw the messy demise of her parent's marriage.

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Why did the black man kill himself? Because he was black

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am i invited to party? no

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Why was Hitler a bad person? He killed himself.

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Q: If I have 13 icecubes, and you have 12 icecubes, how many pancakes can I fit on the roof? A: Purple, because aliens don't wear hats.

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Why is the turkey always full? Because he is stuffed.

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What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gangrape

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An Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They have a few drinks, then go to a club, where they amuse each other and those around them by completely slurring their words in their already very strong regional accents. Then they get a taxi back to the house of the Englishman as he lives nearest, and stay the night. The next morning, the Scotsman and the Irishmen walk home as they are still hungover and do not wish to risk driving.

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Why did the black man work at a Kentucky Fried Chicken? Because he was fired from his job at a grocery store, and it was the only job he could find on short notice in the current job market.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? He wasn't because he wasn't capable of having emotions after he fell into a coma and died 10 months ago after a severe car crash involving a drunk driver. The believed driver,3 had a blood alcohol of .26 and rear ended 6's car at 60 mph. 3 was uninjured and promptly arrested but....6 wasn't so lucky. The doctors said there was no chance of him coming back and they pulled the plug.He was only 9 days away from his 32nd birthday. The funeral was held shortly after, 7 seemed the most upset and couldn't hold back the tears well enough to make it through the whole service. The family is now forever scarred. In Loving Memory of 6 February 22,1982-February 13,2014 Loving father, Caring husband, Forever in our hearts

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What did the boy say to the Vietnam veteran? Where are your legs?

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Why is a bear like a cloud? They are both blue.

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Why did the cookie go to the doctor? It didn't, a cookie is a food, therefore it doesn't have working organs.

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A man goes to Church he meets God nothing happens

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What do you call a kid without brothers or sisters What? a chinese Boy!!!!!!! lol ;)

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I told a woman to make me at turkey sandwich. Of course she complied seeing as I was at Subway.

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What's worse than finding ten babies nailed to a tree? One baby nailed to ten trees

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How is nothing something if it is nothing?...

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