- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the teacher say to the kid? you failed the kid cried.

What did the boy say to the Vietnam veteran? Where are your legs?

What's the longest, hardest thing on a black man? His femur.

Why is a bear like a cloud? They are both blue.

How are a bucket and a purple shovel alike? Coincidentally they both are registered sex offenders.

Guy: If I could re-arrange the alphabet, I would put I and u together. Girl: Really because if I could r-arrange the Alphabet I would put f and u together

A man goes to Church he meets God nothing happens

whats green can fly and has legs? a plane i lied about the legs

am i invited to party? no

A man walks into a bar... ouch. He received a minor concussion from the impact of the cement wall, and a slight goose egg on his forehead.

Here's a joke for u Hahaha suck on it I wasnt going to make u laugh o yea ur mom died

what did the 35 year old man say when he walked in his home last night? Nothing, he started crying because he saw that someone had viciously killed his guinea pig.

Yo momma so fat she was baptized in a church, because she wasn't as fat as she is currently.

Knock knock. It's me, the ratboy genius.

Everyone is special in there own ways except for patrick whos demented

Why did the bear stick his head in the honey comb? He wanted honey.

Why did the Mexican wait outside Home Depot all day? He was hoping to be hired as day-labor to provide for his family.

Why is the sky blue? Because when you look up at the sky, especially during the daytime, the sky is giving a bluish color.

Why couldn't the boy see? He was dead

How you learn to juggle? You ask someone for their balls.

What do you call a Mexican jumping fences? A really good athlete.

What do you call thousands of people starving all across the globe? Not my problem.

What is the easiest way to babysit a black kid? Find an activity that you can both relate to and enjoy. Hopefully after doing this for a while, the youngster will become tired and fall asleep. You can then watch TV, read or talk on your cell phone until his or her parents get home.

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