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what did the teacher say to the kid? you failed the kid cried.

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What do you do when you find a robber holding a 19 pound sack of poultry? Think life through and try to find out how you had this coming.

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What happened to the peanut who went to New York City? He got a-salted

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What did the boy say to the Vietnam veteran? Where are your legs?

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A: How do you make a fire with two sticks? B: Ask your mother, we did it last night.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he had no arms.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar.

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guess how...chicken pow! guess who...chicken poo! guess when...chicken pen! guess where...chicken hair! guess what...your adopted.

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A man ingested a hamburger. It proved fatal due to a tomato allergy.

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Why did girl cry? Because she recently saw the messy demise of her parent's marriage.

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Q: Why did Megan Fox cross the road? A: Because she was running from a giant Decepticon!!! Why else!!!???

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How is nothing something if it is nothing?...

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wanna hear a joke? katie chandler

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Grass is green, Trees are brown.

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? Lame Anti Jokes.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Doctor. Doctor who? What? No? I'm here to inform you that your child won't be coming out of that coma, I'm sorry.

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Knock knock. It's me, the ratboy genius.

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they say that cancer can't pass but why do three our your uncles have it

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Two muffins were sitting in an oven. The first muffin did not look over to the other one and did not talk to it because muffins are objects and do not have the ability to communicate.

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Whats brown and sticky? A massive shit.

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That moment when you and your friends throw snowballs at cars in the dark on the highway and the cops spotlight your area while you hide in a shed...

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knock knock who's there? Kallie Kallie who? sorry, wrong house

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What do you call thousands of people starving all across the globe? Not my problem.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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