Why did the cookie go to the doctor? It didn't, a cookie is a food, therefore it doesn't have working organs.

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POOP FART BUTTS HAHAHA!!!!

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What's brown and sticky? Poop.

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Two muffins are in an oven. Muffin 1: Gosh it's hot in here. Muffin 2: Holy Crap! A talking muffin!

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How do you make a man sad? By drowning him in a Bede.

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Q. What is worse than being British???? A. Not being British

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Knock knock. It's me, the ratboy genius.

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What does Rubens Barrichelo does with his F1 championship trophies? He never got one.

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Why did the Mexican wait outside Home Depot all day? He was hoping to be hired as day-labor to provide for his family.

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Why couldn't the boy see? He was dead

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What's worse than dying? Living in Africa

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Q: What's green has four legs and would kill you if it fell off a roof and hit you? A: A pool table.

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How was copper wire invented? Probably some scientist did that

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Why did robin get in the batmobile? Batman told him to

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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A man walks into a McDonald's and proceeds to buy a burger, unfortunately a man was robbing the fast food restaurant, what did the man do. Buy a burger

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Did you hear the one about the Gay Irish Politician who was running for President?! He withdrew his candidacy.

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Baman: What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? Piderman: What? Baman: They're all gone!

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George Bush.

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How are a bucket and a purple shovel alike? Coincidentally they both are registered sex offenders.

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Sarah Palin

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I hate girls that try to act hard. Like calm down you dont got a dick.

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Q. What is the difference between a bird and a fly? A. A bird can fly, but a fly can't.

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