whats the problem with black and mexican jokes? once youve heard juan youve heard jamal

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Why did girl cry? Because she recently saw the messy demise of her parent's marriage.

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Why did the mouse cross the road, and then go down it? It tried to get cheese on the other side, but got hit by a SUV and was stuck to the wheels. The rat on the wheel goes "Squish, Scratch,, Mush........

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What will Postman Pat be called after he retires? Pat.

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Here's a joke for u Hahaha suck on it I wasnt going to make u laugh o yea ur mom died

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What's green and has wheels? Dave Matthew's Band

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Knock knock. It's me, the ratboy genius.

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What do you call a deaf man? It would be unwise to call him anything, as he would have difficulty hearing you.

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Why did the man murder his wife in cold blood? Because she was alive before he killed her.

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You're mama's so ugly, she will most-likely never meet a compatible mate and die alone.

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Why did the girl pee her pants? She was only 1 month old...

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Why is the black boy made fun of at school? Because the kids at his school are racist.

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A man rubs a magic lamp nothing happens

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have cancer."

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Q: How mature are you on a scale of 1 to 100? A: 69. :)

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Why didn't Hitler drink whiskey? Because it made him mean.

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im gay because im gay

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Want to hear a joke? I'm sorry.

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A man walks into a McDonald's and proceeds to buy a burger, unfortunately a man was robbing the fast food restaurant, what did the man do. Buy a burger

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Why did the dog cross the road? He was on a walk with his owner so they used a crosswalk to safely get back home.

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What did the Dyslexic man write on his Christmas card? Merry Christmas

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Why didn't the 13 year old Black boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? The answer is not definitive and involves several factors including the size of the woodchuck, the woodchuck's teeth, the climate in which that woodchuck lives, and the tenacity of that particular woodchuck at achieving his goal.

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