Why did the mammoth cross the road? For financial reasons.

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rosses are red violets are blue poems are hard alligator

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What do you do when you come across a tiger in the jungle? Wipe it off and apologize.

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So there are two elephants in a bathtub. Elephant 1: "yo can you pass the shampoo" Elephant 2: "radio!"

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What kind of party doesn't have cake? The Nazi Party.

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What do you call two men riding a bicycle.

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What do you get when you cross and elephant and a dog? Nothing, because you cannot breed creatures of different geniuses.

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Why didn't Hitler drink whiskey? Because it made him mean.

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A sheep goes up to to a horse and asks "Does you speak sheep?".The horse replies ''Neigh''.

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Cole is "good" at soccer

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Want to hear a joke? I'm sorry.

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I am not under the alkafluence of inkahlol. The drunker I am, the longer I get.

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Why a warm-harted man turned into cold-blooded? He's dead

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Wanna here a joke? Womens rights

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Why did the koala bear fall out of the tree? Because it's dead.

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I hate girls that try to act hard. Like calm down you dont got a dick.

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A women go hit by a car, what everyone woners though, how did the car get in between the bedroom and the kitchen?

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How do you make a man sad? By drowning him in a Bede.

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wanna hear a joke? katie chandler

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So three Mexicans, a black man, and 2 white men enter a room. They promptly sever their penises and jump out the window because they are all members of a strange cult.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? I lost my tractor.

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What happens when Chuck Norris jumps off the 3rd floor. He falls to the ground and hurts himself badly

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what did the blind santa say to the jewish child jewish people don't believe in santa...awkward.

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A black walks into a bar Because it is still around the time of segregation, they don't serve colored people

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