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Q. What is worse than being British???? A. Not being British

Why did the taxi driver kill the blond? He didn't. It's illegal to murder people in most countries.

Isn't it funny that we think it's totally normal for females to not have penises but for literally EVERY OTHER group of people, it's weird and not ok double standard?

oliver is gay. so much so that he has hex with other men and dosent mind it very much

how do you know if a black man's been on your computer it's gone

What did the japonese man say? Nothing that we can understand.

Why did the black man work at a Kentucky Fried Chicken? Because he was fired from his job at a grocery store, and it was the only job he could find on short notice in the current job market.

Whats brown and sticky? A massive shit.

What's the difference between a duck? An armchair, because a vest has no sleeves.

I heard you like playing basketball at night. My ears are fully functional in comprehension of human language and therefore I am able to listen and remember words that are told by others.

A straight black man walks into a gay bar.

Two white people walk into a bar what do they say? "hi"

How was copper wire invented? Probably some scientist did that

What do you get when you cross and elephant and a dog? Nothing, because you cannot breed creatures of different geniuses.

LIKE THIS!

Why didn't Hitler drink whiskey? Because it made him mean.

im gay because im gay

A sheep goes up to to a horse and asks "Does you speak sheep?".The horse replies ''Neigh''.

A child in Africa developed Malaria. He became very sick and died.

Did you hear the one about the Gay Irish Politician who was running for President?! He withdrew his candidacy.

Why didn't the 13 year old Black boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

Why did the koala bear fall out of the tree? Because it's dead.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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