Whats brown and sticky? A massive shit.

A straight black man walks into a gay bar.

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "How'd you open the door?"

What kind of party doesn't have cake? The Nazi Party.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side. Knock knock? Whos there? the Chicken.

im gay because im gay

a man walks into a bar, his alcoholism is slowly destroying his family

Did you hear the one about the Gay Irish Politician who was running for President?! He withdrew his candidacy.

Rich people gave money to charity Charity gave money to the homeless The homeless spent the money on drugs

Your momma's so fat when she walks into a restaurant she orders salad.

Why did the mammoth cross the road? For financial reasons.

What do you do when you come across a tiger in the jungle? Wipe it off and apologize.

So there are two elephants in a bathtub. Elephant 1: "yo can you pass the shampoo" Elephant 2: "radio!"

A sheep goes up to to a horse and asks "Does you speak sheep?".The horse replies ''Neigh''.

Cole is "good" at soccer

A horse walks into a bar why the long face? I have aids

Why did the cookie go to the doctor? It didn't, a cookie is a food, therefore it doesn't have working organs.

Wanna here a joke? Womens rights

Why did the black man kill himself? Because he was black

I hate girls that try to act hard. Like calm down you dont got a dick.

What did the little boy get for Christmas? Nothing. He's Jewish.

Why did the black man get a life sentence in prison? Because he was involved a mass stabbing in a night club London which saw 4 local teenage girls lose there lives.

What is the difference between peanut butter andd jam! Jam is made from crushed fruit and gelatine while peanut butter is made from finely ground peanuts and is often sweetened with sugar.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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