Michael J. Fox asked me if I wanted my drink shaken or stirred, did I really have a choice?

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Why did the beach ball pop? Because it stepped on a sharp chocolate chip cookie!

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Here's a joke for u Hahaha suck on it I wasnt going to make u laugh o yea ur mom died

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Two guys walk in a bar, and they die.

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haha ur single hahahahahhahahahhahaahahhaahaha i am 2

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black people. that is all...

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Why are black people more athletic than whites? Black people originate from Africa, where they lived in a world where athletic ability created natural selection. The most athletic were able to escape dangers of the jungle such as dangerous animals, and were also most apt to find food to survive. Then when the slave trade occured, only the strongest and best fit survived the trip to America and the hard labor. Also, given the socio-economic trends of the United States, African Americans are more likely to grow up in an environment where they have limited opportunity to make a living, besides professional sports, so they play cheap sports like basketball.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? I lost my tractor.

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What happens 2 seconds after you thorw a rock out a two-story window? The rock hits the ground.

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Why is the sky blue? Because when you look up at the sky, especially during the daytime, the sky is giving a bluish color.

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That moment when you and your friends throw snowballs at cars in the dark on the highway and the cops spotlight your area while you hide in a shed...

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what did the teacher say to the kid? you failed the kid cried.

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Asian: what time is it? other person: time for you to open your eyes.

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Why is Jem no longer a cartoon? Because they all died from toxic hairspray.

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Want to hear a joke? I'm sorry.

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Why didn't the 13 year old Black boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

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A baby seal walks into a club...

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What's worse than finding ten babies nailed to a tree? One baby nailed to ten trees

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Lol, listen, the suggestion lies in the "not not", you are using not twice in your mind, which under trance makes it so your subconcious registers that you are using a double negative while you consciously do not. Look back at the messages and register consciously that you and I have been using "not not" twice during the past messages, when the net shuts down here, you reinforce the "I will totally notnot, tell him" so the suggestion just gets stronger.

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Q. Where do snowmen keep their money? A. A snowman is an anthropomorphic snow sculpture made of frozen water. They therefore cannot earn, keep or have any use for money.

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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