Did you hear the one about the Gay Irish Politician who was running for President?! He withdrew his candidacy.

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Why did the cookie go to the doctor? It didn't, a cookie is a food, therefore it doesn't have working organs.

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? The answer is not definitive and involves several factors including the size of the woodchuck, the woodchuck's teeth, the climate in which that woodchuck lives, and the tenacity of that particular woodchuck at achieving his goal.

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What did the little boy get for Christmas? Nothing. He's Jewish.

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Why did the black man get a life sentence in prison? Because he was involved a mass stabbing in a night club London which saw 4 local teenage girls lose there lives.

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What is the difference between peanut butter andd jam! Jam is made from crushed fruit and gelatine while peanut butter is made from finely ground peanuts and is often sweetened with sugar.

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Why did the taxi driver kill the blond? He didn't. It's illegal to murder people in most countries.

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Why is the turkey always full? Because he is stuffed.

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how do you know if a black man's been on your computer it's gone

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What happens when Chuck Norris jumps off the 3rd floor. He falls to the ground and hurts himself badly

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What did the japonese man say? Nothing that we can understand.

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if you are what you eat then you're a hamburger

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Person A: Hey! Whats up? Person B: Suicide rates...

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So there are two elephants in a bathtub. Elephant 1: "yo can you pass the shampoo" Elephant 2: "radio!"

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Two white people walk into a bar what do they say? "hi"

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How was copper wire invented? Probably some scientist did that

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What do you call two men riding a bicycle.

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LIKE THIS!

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Cole is "good" at soccer

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Why didn't the 13 year old Black boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

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Your mother is so fat the she is clinically obese.

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I hate girls that try to act hard. Like calm down you dont got a dick.

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Why was 15 afraid of 16? Coz 16 was bigger than him.

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How do you make a man sad? By drowning him in a Bede.

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