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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Grass is green, Trees are brown.

What was the pirate movie rated? It was rated R for its graphic depiction of the continuing violence in Somalia.

That moment when you and your friends throw snowballs at cars in the dark on the highway and the cops spotlight your area while you hide in a shed...

How many dead lions can feed a bluejay? Bluejays don't eat dead or living lions, so this is highly improbable.

Why is the black boy made fun of at school? Because the kids at his school are racist.

Why do undertakers wear ties? Because their profession is very serious, and it is important that their appearance has a degree of gravitas.

How was copper wire invented? Probably some scientist did that

What did Pittsburgh say to Philadelphia? .........Lightbulb.........

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer Pressure.

im gay because im gay

What did the boy say to the Vietnam veteran? Where are your legs?

A child in Africa developed Malaria. He became very sick and died.

A man goes to Church he meets God nothing happens

Why did girl cry? Because she recently saw the messy demise of her parent's marriage.

What's worse than finding ten babies nailed to a tree? One baby nailed to ten trees

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Q. Where do snowmen keep their money? A. A snowman is an anthropomorphic snow sculpture made of frozen water. They therefore cannot earn, keep or have any use for money.

Yo momma so fat she was baptized in a church, because she wasn't as fat as she is currently.

Why did the bear stick his head in the honey comb? He wanted honey.

Why is the sky blue? Because when you look up at the sky, especially during the daytime, the sky is giving a bluish color.

Why didn't Hitler drink whiskey? Because it made him mean.

what did the teacher say to the kid? you failed the kid cried.

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