How are a bucket and a purple shovel alike? Coincidentally they both are registered sex offenders.

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POOP FART BUTTS HAHAHA!!!!

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What's the difference between a joke and an anti joke Bananas

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Two muffins are in an oven. Muffin 1: Gosh it's hot in here. Muffin 2: Holy Crap! A talking muffin!

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? I lost my tractor.

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What was the pirate movie rated? It was rated R for its graphic depiction of the continuing violence in Somalia.

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What is worse than getting a 30% on a test? Getting a 29% on a test.

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What did andy say when he went down on burger nips? Welcome to the jungle

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What do you do when you find a robber holding a 19 pound sack of poultry? Think life through and try to find out how you had this coming.

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Why did robin get in the batmobile? Batman told him to

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A child in Africa developed Malaria. He became very sick and died.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Why didn't the 13 year old Black boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

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Michael J. Fox asked me if I wanted my drink shaken or stirred, did I really have a choice?

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A man goes to Church he meets God nothing happens

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Why did the black man get a life sentence in prison? Because he was involved a mass stabbing in a night club London which saw 4 local teenage girls lose there lives.

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I hate girls that try to act hard. Like calm down you dont got a dick.

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Arron Glass

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Q. Where do snowmen keep their money? A. A snowman is an anthropomorphic snow sculpture made of frozen water. They therefore cannot earn, keep or have any use for money.

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Women's rights.

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What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gangrape

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Why did the bear stick his head in the honey comb? He wanted honey.

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What do you call a deaf man? It would be unwise to call him anything, as he would have difficulty hearing you.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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