Did you hear about the blonde who jumped out off a bridge? She was clinically depressed and took her own life because of her terribly low self-esteem.

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Haiku's are three lines long. This isn't a haiku.

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what is worse than a pile of dead babies? the one on the bottom trying to eat its way out of a pile of babies that have been poisoned.

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Guess what? what. You guessed it!!

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What has 4 legs and goes "meow." A cat. Dang! You already heard it.

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Whats worse than a dead baby at the bottom of a trash can? Two dead babies. Whats worse then that 5 dead babies and worse then that? Im starting to have suspicions of you being a mass murdurer of small children.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't because he lives in a chicken coop and has never even seen a road.

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why do women wear perfume and make-up? 'cause they're ugly and smell bad

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How the hell did Susie get on the swing anyway I don't know you tell me?

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Por que não passa Globo Esporte na Etiópia? Porque a Rede Globo não tem afiliadas por lá.

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I heard you like playing basketball at night. My ears are fully functional in comprehension of human language and therefore I am able to listen and remember words that are told by others.

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What do you call a Black guy picking cottnon? A cottonpicker

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A doctor walks into a room after a woman has just given birth to her baby Doctor: I've got some good news and some bad news Mom: Whats the bad news? Doctor: Your Baby is Ginger. Mom: So what's the good news? Doctor: It's dead.

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Why didn't the 13 year old Black boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

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What's 7+7? 14 you dumbass

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Why is Jem no longer a cartoon? Because they all died from toxic hairspray.

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Why was the Nazi killed? for crimes against Humanity

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why did the asian go to the bar?? i dont know you tell me.

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A man walks into a bar, he is immediately rushed to the emergency room

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Why couldn't the old man play the piano? His arthritis caused him great pain.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Cuz the chicken crossed the road

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if a bra is called a over the shoulder boulder holder what is male underware called sincerly, under the butt nut hut

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Q: What did Micheal Jackson Say to the boys? A: He can't speak because he's dead.

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Did you hear about the circus fire? It was intense

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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