Knock Knock Who's there? Can people stop posting grammatically incorrect jokes on here. Half of the sentences do not make sense.

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A man walks into a bar.... no wait! It's a horse! A man walks into a horse...

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josh- your a strange boy. liam- yes. due to by up bringing i have been exposed to unusual situations that most people do not encounter therefore affecting how i behave. Secondly the definition of normal is varying from person to person making being normal to every human being difficult to even the most capable of people. Essentialy Josh i care little for you comment. *josh was a black man who died of cancer 6 weeks after this incodent*

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Why did the aeroplane engine fallon the house? Because of Donnie Darko

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What magical power enables Spongebob to talk? There is no magical power. he is a cartoon therefore making him be able to anything in anyone's wild dreams.

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i was molested.

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Why did the road cross the chicken? Because Einstein said so. According to Einstein's Theory of Special Relativity, if you and the chicken were to cross the road simultaneously, your perspective, relative to the chicken, would remain unchanged. Therefore, the road would appear to move underneath the chicken, which would seem to be performing some style of polka dance.

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Why did Harry get in the taxi? His mother told him to put his seatbelt on.

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Why was Tom flunking in school? He had a learning disability.

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What goes about 36 miles per hour and screams? A baby attached to a ceiling fan.

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What did andy say when he went down on burger nips? Welcome to the jungle

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Knock Knock Whose there? Lemons Lemons who? The fruit

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Q: What's the meaning of life? A: Look in a Dictionary.

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A priest walks into a bar, which is suprising because priests don't usually go to bars.

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Knock Knock Who's there? It's actually much safer to look through the peep hole than it is to let a stranger know you are home.

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A: Knock Knock. B: ... A: Knock Knock. B: ... A: I guess nobody's home. (leaves.)

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How do you get a lawyer out of a tree? Lean a ladder against the tree and reassure them if they are apprehensive.

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Why did the black man run from the officer? The officer was trying to rape him.

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What's worse than finding ten babies nailed to a tree? One baby nailed to ten trees

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You wanna hear an inside joke? That was one of them.

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What did the guy who had cancer get for Christmas? Death.

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Whats plastic and phonie a phone

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The Arrowtongue commands the road like a semi-truck. But the Gyrosprinter corners on a dime.

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Husband: Shut up, there is now playing for Real Madrid Woman: So what? come help me clean. Husband:after the game,now shut up. Woman:Everyone knows Barcelona better... Police: So you're saying your wife fell on the knife alone?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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