What do you call a black man and a white woman who are married? A married couple

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What's the difference between an old man and a child? The old man is older than the child

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A sheep goes up to to a horse and asks "Does you speak sheep?".The horse replies ''Neigh''.

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Why did Tesco not serve a black guy? Because he just happen to be holding a gun

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How do you make a dead baby float? -you take your foot off its head.

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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

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What did the convicted necrophiliac pedophile do when he found a dead baby? He reported it to the authorities because despite his past habits and behaviour, and after years of rehabilitation he became a responsible and considerate citizen

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How do you make a man sad? By drowning him in a Bede.

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why did the bear eat meat? he was hungry

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What is the difference between peanut butter andd jam! Jam is made from crushed fruit and gelatine while peanut butter is made from finely ground peanuts and is often sweetened with sugar.

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Sarah Palin

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What did the little boy get for Christmas? Nothing. He's Jewish.

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Why did the wiener dog fight the cock. Because it was a cock-fight.

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So a man is shopping on black Friday...

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Guy 1: That's what she said! HAHAHA!!! Guy 2: That's what who said? Guy 1: I don't know. :/

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? I lost my tractor.

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What happen to the ginger after he posted a joke? He was put in jail for 6 months, and analy raped in prision!

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how do you know if a black man's been on your computer it's gone

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Roses are red Violets are blue This doesn't make sense Your cute

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How do you keep a mexican from drowning? Take your foot off the back of his head.

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why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the sadistic farmer with a loaded shotgun (as the farmer has an extremely large score to settle with the chicken, as his wife was dead, a cause of mad cow disease) thus escaping captivity and starting a new life as a free chicken. God save Martin Luther KIng

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What's red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

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Why'd I have sex with your mom? I'm your father and I love your mother very much

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Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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