Your momma's so fat when she walks into a restaurant she orders salad.

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Why did the mouse cross the road, and then go down it? It tried to get cheese on the other side, but got hit by a SUV and was stuck to the wheels. The rat on the wheel goes "Squish, Scratch,, Mush........

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Arron Glass

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What to you do when a monkey walks into your bar? Quietly escort it out and into the nearest zoo.

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Here's a joke for u Hahaha suck on it I wasnt going to make u laugh o yea ur mom died

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What did George W. Bush say to his wife when he got home? I'm home.

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Why are black people more athletic than whites? Black people originate from Africa, where they lived in a world where athletic ability created natural selection. The most athletic were able to escape dangers of the jungle such as dangerous animals, and were also most apt to find food to survive. Then when the slave trade occured, only the strongest and best fit survived the trip to America and the hard labor. Also, given the socio-economic trends of the United States, African Americans are more likely to grow up in an environment where they have limited opportunity to make a living, besides professional sports, so they play cheap sports like basketball.

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they say that cancer can't pass but why do three our your uncles have it

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once upon a time jeff peterson was taking a daily walk when he stops and stares at a strange object. it was an assasin with a knife who slaughtered jeff decapitating his head while his family cry's. THE END

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How do you keep a mexican from drowning? Take your foot off the back of his head.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "How'd you open the door?"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side. Knock knock? Whos there? the Chicken.

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Did you hear the one about the Gay Irish Politician who was running for President?! He withdrew his candidacy.

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a women walks into a room and says she got a good job..wait thats not possible..

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what is worse then stubbing your toe in the dark? -september 11th

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Why did the black man kill himself? Because he was black

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How many polish people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? -One

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whats small and looks funny? A baby with a penis sewed to its face.

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Everyone is special in there own ways except for patrick whos demented

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how do you know if a black man's been on your computer it's gone

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Knock Knock Who's There? God God who.....wait REALLY? No Dave, this is a hallucination, and your peeing right now.

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Why are plants green? Plants are green due to the chloroplast organelles found in their cells. These membrane bound organelles are exclusive to plant cells and are used to convert sun light to usable chemical energy. This energy is stored in the form of ATP molecules, or adenosine triphosphate. When one of the three phosphate groups of an ATP molecule is removed, the molecule releases the energy put into this bond and becomes ADP, or adenosine diphosphate. Throughout this process, the organelle fulfills its sole function and at the same time gives plants their green color our eyes perceive today.

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Person A: Hey! Whats up? Person B: Suicide rates...

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SNAPPLE!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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