why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the sadistic farmer with a loaded shotgun (as the farmer has an extremely large score to settle with the chicken, as his wife was dead, a cause of mad cow disease) thus escaping captivity and starting a new life as a free chicken. God save Martin Luther KIng

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Q: How many babies does it take to paint a shed? A: Considering babies are incapable of rational thought it is unlikely they would understand how to employ the correct method to paint.

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Why did the elephant cross the river? CAUSE YOLO (even though he died)

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iff god whas funny why thit he let your mother be raped and your sister murdered en iff satan whos a ice cream will he taste sweet ?

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Michael J. Fox asked me if I wanted my drink shaken or stirred, did I really have a choice?

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A man ingested a hamburger. It proved fatal due to a tomato allergy.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar.

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Why did the person post a real joke with bad grammar and spelling on anti-joke.com? They didn't flippin' understand the point of the website.

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Baman: What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? Piderman: What? Baman: They're all gone!

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Q: Whats better than 10 baby's nailed to 1 tree. A: 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

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whats small and looks funny? A baby with a penis sewed to its face.

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Your momma's so fat when she walks into a restaurant she orders salad.

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Sarah Palin

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Tony Blair, Micheal Jordan, Fabrice Muamba, Aunty Josephine, Nick Clegg, David Cameron, and myself all go out for drinks.

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Knock knock. It's me, the ratboy genius.

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Justin Bieber.

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What does Rubens Barrichelo does with his F1 championship trophies? He never got one.

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What happens when Chuck Norris jumps off the 3rd floor. He falls to the ground and hurts himself badly

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Why was the little Jewish girl sad? Because neo-Nazis killed her family.

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Why don't women wear watches? In the technologically advanced age that we live in, the watch is rapidly being replaced with other electronic devices that tell time, such as cell phones or iPods.

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Q. Why did the friend say to the other friend "Your soo gay!" A. Because he was gay..

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Roses are red, Sometimes they're thorny, When I'm around you, I get kind of Horny

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Why did Tesco not serve a black guy? Because he just happen to be holding a gun

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OneBigAssMistakeAmerica

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