Why didn't the 13 year old Black boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

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Why did the beach ball pop? Because it stepped on a sharp chocolate chip cookie!

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Sarah Palin walks into a bar and the bartender tells her to get the f*&k out.

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Why did the black man kill himself? Because he was black

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whats small and looks funny? A baby with a penis sewed to its face.

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Justin Bieber.

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Where's Justin Beiber? With his girlfriend.

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Three men are on a plane. (Note, that this is a low-altitude plane, in which they are allowed to open the windows) The stewardess offers the first man refreshments. He asks for an orange. The stewardess agrees, on one condition: that he throws it out the window. Confused, the man complies, and upon receiving his orange, he throws it out the window. The stewardess moves on to the second man, who asks for an apple. The stewardess agrees, on one condition: that he throws it out the window. Also confused, the man complies, and upon receiving his apple, he throws it out the window. Finally, the stewardess moves onto the third man, who asks for a bomb. Without question, the stewardess agrees, on one condition: that he throws it out the window. With no reaction, the man receives the bomb, then throws it out the window. Upon landing, the first man sees a woman crying. With a sympathetic heart, he asks what's the matter. She replies, "I was walking down the street, and an orange came from the sky and hit me in the head." The man brushes the event off as a coincidence. The second man sees another woman crying. Upon asking her what's the matter, she replies, "I was walking down the street, and an apple came from the sky and hit me in the head." The man, confused, apologizes and walks away. The third man sees a woman hysterically laughing. Intrigued, he inquires her jolly. She manages to state through her hysteria, "When me fart, me whole house blow up!"

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How you learn to juggle? You ask someone for their balls.

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What kind of party doesn't have cake? The Nazi Party.

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Womens rights

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Rich people gave money to charity Charity gave money to the homeless The homeless spent the money on drugs

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Why a warm-harted man turned into cold-blooded? He's dead

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A man enters a bar, and says: "It is impossible to drown in an elevator" This is incorrect.

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Why are black people more athletic than whites? Black people originate from Africa, where they lived in a world where athletic ability created natural selection. The most athletic were able to escape dangers of the jungle such as dangerous animals, and were also most apt to find food to survive. Then when the slave trade occured, only the strongest and best fit survived the trip to America and the hard labor. Also, given the socio-economic trends of the United States, African Americans are more likely to grow up in an environment where they have limited opportunity to make a living, besides professional sports, so they play cheap sports like basketball.

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A black guy and a white girl are walking toward each other in a dark alley. Which one takes off his/her clothes first? The black guy as he is closer to home and therefore closer to his bathroom where he took a shower after a hard day's work.

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Everyone is special in there own ways except for patrick whos demented

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Knock Knock Who's There? God God who.....wait REALLY? No Dave, this is a hallucination, and your peeing right now.

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Why did the man murder his wife in cold blood? Because she was alive before he killed her.

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if you read this you are gay

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Your mom is so ugly, she buys groceries at the grocery store.

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What's red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

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What do you get when you cross and elephant and a dog? Nothing, because you cannot breed creatures of different geniuses.

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im gay because im gay

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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