Baman: What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? Piderman: What? Baman: They're all gone!

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what is worse then stubbing your toe in the dark? -september 11th

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Q: Whats better than 10 baby's nailed to 1 tree. A: 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

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Your momma's so fat when she walks into a restaurant she orders salad.

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whats small and looks funny? A baby with a penis sewed to its face.

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Sarah Palin

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Knock knock. It's me, the ratboy genius.

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Tony Blair, Micheal Jordan, Fabrice Muamba, Aunty Josephine, Nick Clegg, David Cameron, and myself all go out for drinks.

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What does Rubens Barrichelo does with his F1 championship trophies? He never got one.

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Justin Bieber.

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What happens when Chuck Norris jumps off the 3rd floor. He falls to the ground and hurts himself badly

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A three legged dog walks into the bar and says, " I'm lookin' for the man that shot my paw." The bartender replies, "Your father was an honorable man, and I wish I could help."

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Why was the little Jewish girl sad? Because neo-Nazis killed her family.

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Why don't women wear watches? In the technologically advanced age that we live in, the watch is rapidly being replaced with other electronic devices that tell time, such as cell phones or iPods.

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Q. Why did the friend say to the other friend "Your soo gay!" A. Because he was gay..

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Roses are red, Sometimes they're thorny, When I'm around you, I get kind of Horny

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Why did Tesco not serve a black guy? Because he just happen to be holding a gun

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Why did the koala bear fall out of the tree? Because it's dead.

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A mother and her kid are in a park: Kid: Why did the chicken go to jail? Mother: Because the chicken killed your father... Now we are broke living in a park and I'm gonna kill myself at noon, and so are you. Kid: I'm not doing that, and neither are you and Daddies over their! The dad is a zombie, this is the beginning of the zombie apocalypses. THE END!!! PUPPIES!!!!!!!!!

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar.

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What happens when you put a cat in an oven? Don't, because it will die.

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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What did George W. Bush say to his wife when he got home? I'm home.

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What is Osama Bin Laden's favorite food? I don't know, and to be completely honest I doubt you do either.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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