Why did the black man kill himself? Because he was black

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whats small and looks funny? A baby with a penis sewed to its face.

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What's black, and hangs from trees in my backyard? Blackberries

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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Why can't a T-Rex clap? Because they're extinct

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once upon a time jeff peterson was taking a daily walk when he stops and stares at a strange object. it was an assasin with a knife who slaughtered jeff decapitating his head while his family cry's. THE END

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What's the difference between a duck? An armchair, because a vest has no sleeves.

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Why did the girl pee her pants? She was only 1 month old...

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rosses are red violets are blue poems are hard alligator

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Q: How many babies does it take to paint a shed? A: Considering babies are incapable of rational thought it is unlikely they would understand how to employ the correct method to paint.

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So there are two elephants in a bathtub. Elephant 1: "yo can you pass the shampoo" Elephant 2: "radio!"

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A straight black man walks into a gay bar.

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Q. Why did the friend say to the other friend "Your soo gay!" A. Because he was gay..

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What do you call a black man and a white woman who are married? A married couple

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"Ask me if I'm a banana." "Are you a banana?" "No."

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What do you do when you find a robber holding a 19 pound sack of poultry? Think life through and try to find out how you had this coming.

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Q: What did Micheal Jackson Say to the boys? A: He can't speak because he's dead.

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A guy walks into a bar. He now has a broken collar bone.

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Michael J. Fox asked me if I wanted my drink shaken or stirred, did I really have a choice?

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Why did Tesco not serve a black guy? Because he just happen to be holding a gun

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So a black man, an Italian, a Mexican, an Irishman, a Chinese man, and a Jew walk into a bar. They go their separate ways and never see each other again.

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A 14 year old walks into a bar. The bartender yells "Hey, no minors allowed!" The 14 year old yells back "Excuse me? Do you see a fvcking pickaxe?"

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Why did the alien cross the road. To get to his ship.

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