A man goes to Church he meets God nothing happens

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Q: Why did Megan Fox cross the road? A: Because she was running from a giant Decepticon!!! Why else!!!???

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Arron Glass

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Two guys walk in a bar, and they die.

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Why did Billy drop his ice cream? He was hit by a bus

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What did the rainbow sun say to the flower-faced elephant? "Want some tea and hamsters?" I'm addicted to acid.

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Why did Billy cry? He had Pubic Lice

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What is the easiest way to babysit a black kid? Find an activity that you can both relate to and enjoy. Hopefully after doing this for a while, the youngster will become tired and fall asleep. You can then watch TV, read or talk on your cell phone until his or her parents get home.

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What do you call thousands of people starving all across the globe? Not my problem.

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A man rubs a magic lamp nothing happens

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What did the boy say to the Vietnam veteran? Where are your legs?

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What's the longest, hardest thing on a black man? His femur.

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Why is a bear like a cloud? They are both blue.

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Why did Tesco not serve a black guy? Because he just happen to be holding a gun

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Lol, listen, the suggestion lies in the "not not", you are using not twice in your mind, which under trance makes it so your subconcious registers that you are using a double negative while you consciously do not. Look back at the messages and register consciously that you and I have been using "not not" twice during the past messages, when the net shuts down here, you reinforce the "I will totally notnot, tell him" so the suggestion just gets stronger.

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George Bush.

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How are a bucket and a purple shovel alike? Coincidentally they both are registered sex offenders.

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POOP FART BUTTS HAHAHA!!!!

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How is nothing something if it is nothing?...

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am i invited to party? no

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A man walks into a bar... ouch. He received a minor concussion from the impact of the cement wall, and a slight goose egg on his forehead.

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Why did the Black man drown? Because he could not and did not know how to swim. Because he could not afford the lessons to learn how to swim. Because he does not have the financial means to afford a lesson in swimming. Because he is of a low socio-economic level.

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what did the 35 year old man say when he walked in his home last night? Nothing, he started crying because he saw that someone had viciously killed his guinea pig.

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Your mom is so ugly that she is still a virgin, you don't exist you're just a figment of my imagination.\

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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