Why did the little girl fall off of the swing? She had previously been in a car accident, in which all of her close family died and she was the only survivor. Since both her arms were stuck in between crushed components of the car, they had to be amputated on the spot. She was testing out the prosthetic arms she had been given when they failed, causing her to get a concussion, and putting her in a coma for the rest of her life.

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A sheep goes up to to a horse and asks "Does you speak sheep?".The horse replies ''Neigh''.

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Your mother is so fat the she is clinically obese.

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How Do Bulls Drive Cars? They cant, they have hooves making it impractical for a Bull to Drive a car.

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Why did the penis rape the vagina, because it felt good!

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i like serious. serious means business. business means cash. cash means money. money makes me happy and when i'm happy you dont die

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So a man is shopping on black Friday...

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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What's black, and hangs from trees in my backyard? Blackberries

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? I lost my tractor.

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What happen to the ginger after he posted a joke? He was put in jail for 6 months, and analy raped in prision!

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When is homework not homework? When it is turned into the teacher.

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Why can't humans fly? Because there is simply no natural way of achieving lift with the bodies that we have. We must use other means to become airborne such as planes and hot air balloons.

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Why don't women wear watches? In the technologically advanced age that we live in, the watch is rapidly being replaced with other electronic devices that tell time, such as cell phones or iPods.

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Want to hear a funny joke? Sure. Women's Rights. That's not even a joke. You don't get it. It's not even a sentence.

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An Irishman walked into a pub and ordered a pint. He had planned to just have one but ended up having two since he'd had a rough day at work. His wife was slightly annoyed that he came home smelling of beer.

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what did the gay guy get for his birthday aids

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Why did robin get in the batmobile? Batman told him to

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whats the problem with black and mexican jokes? once youve heard juan youve heard jamal

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if japanese cars are called riceburners would german cars be called jewburners

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Why did Tesco not serve a black guy? Because he just happen to be holding a gun

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What's the difference between a joke and an anti joke Bananas

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What's The Difference Between a Chicken and a Human. Well a Chicken Is A Chicken and a Human Is a Human.

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Why did the black man kill himself? Because he was black

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Anti Joke

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