Everyone is special in there own ways except for patrick whos demented

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What does Rubens Barrichelo does with his F1 championship trophies? He never got one.

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Doctor, Doctor, I think I'm a canary! Yes, you are.

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how do you know if a black man's been on your computer it's gone

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What happens when Chuck Norris jumps off the 3rd floor. He falls to the ground and hurts himself badly

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A fat man takes a crap, it looked like something a rhino would curl out.

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if you are what you eat then you're a hamburger

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Q: What's green has four legs and would kill you if it fell off a roof and hit you? A: A pool table.

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*Tell your listener to say knock knock* B: Knock knock A: Who's there? B: *awkward silence

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What is the main similarity of Darth Vader and Michael Jackson? They are both dead fathers.

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Ask me if I'm a duck. Are you a duck? No.

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Q. Why did the friend say to the other friend "Your soo gay!" A. Because he was gay..

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Want to hear a joke? I'm sorry.

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Michael J. Fox asked me if I wanted my drink shaken or stirred, did I really have a choice?

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What do you call a man who stole from a thief? A thief, no matter whom you are stealing from the consequences are dire.

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A man walks into a McDonald's and proceeds to buy a burger, unfortunately a man was robbing the fast food restaurant, what did the man do. Buy a burger

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar.

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What's The Difference Between a Chicken and a Human. Well a Chicken Is A Chicken and a Human Is a Human.

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josh- your a strange boy. liam- yes. due to by up bringing i have been exposed to unusual situations that most people do not encounter therefore affecting how i behave. Secondly the definition of normal is varying from person to person making being normal to every human being difficult to even the most capable of people. Essentialy Josh i care little for you comment. *josh was a black man who died of cancer 6 weeks after this incodent*

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Q. Where do snowmen keep their money? A. A snowman is an anthropomorphic snow sculpture made of frozen water. They therefore cannot earn, keep or have any use for money.

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whats small and looks funny? A baby with a penis sewed to its face.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a red-head are trapped on a desert island together After many days without food, they resort to cannibalism. The blonde eats the brunette, and the red-head eats the blonde. The red-head eventually dies once the water supply runs out.

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? Lame Anti Jokes.

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Knock Knock Who's There? God God who.....wait REALLY? No Dave, this is a hallucination, and your peeing right now.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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