What is the difference in a dead dog in the road, and a dead black guy in the road? One was a dog and one was a human being..

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A sheep goes up to to a horse and asks "Does you speak sheep?".The horse replies ''Neigh''.

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A mother and her kid are in a park: Kid: Why did the chicken go to jail? Mother: Because the chicken killed your father... Now we are broke living in a park and I'm gonna kill myself at noon, and so are you. Kid: I'm not doing that, and neither are you and Daddies over their! The dad is a zombie, this is the beginning of the zombie apocalypses. THE END!!! PUPPIES!!!!!!!!!

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar.

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what is worse then stubbing your toe in the dark? -september 11th

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Baman: What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? Piderman: What? Baman: They're all gone!

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road Because he did

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What's black, and hangs from trees in my backyard? Blackberries

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oliver is gay. so much so that he has hex with other men and dosent mind it very much

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? I lost my tractor.

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Where's Justin Beiber? With his girlfriend.

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What do you call a deaf man? It would be unwise to call him anything, as he would have difficulty hearing you.

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Whats brown and sticky? A massive shit.

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Why was the little Jewish girl sad? Because neo-Nazis killed her family.

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Why don't women wear watches? In the technologically advanced age that we live in, the watch is rapidly being replaced with other electronic devices that tell time, such as cell phones or iPods.

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Why did the elephant cross the river? CAUSE YOLO (even though he died)

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Roses are red, Sometimes they're thorny, When I'm around you, I get kind of Horny

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Why did Tesco not serve a black guy? Because he just happen to be holding a gun

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What did Sarah Palin say as she gazed to the West? "I really wish my daughter hadn't gotten pregnant."

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OneBigAssMistakeAmerica

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Why did the person post a real joke with bad grammar and spelling on anti-joke.com? They didn't flippin' understand the point of the website.

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What's The Difference Between a Chicken and a Human. Well a Chicken Is A Chicken and a Human Is a Human.

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Your momma's so fat when she walks into a restaurant she orders salad.

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Arron Glass

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