A baby seal walks into a club...

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a women walks into a room and says she got a good job..wait thats not possible..

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What's The Difference Between a Chicken and a Human. Well a Chicken Is A Chicken and a Human Is a Human.

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what is worse then stubbing your toe in the dark? -september 11th

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Why did the beach ball pop? Because it stepped on a sharp chocolate chip cookie!

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Why did the mouse cross the road, and then go down it? It tried to get cheese on the other side, but got hit by a SUV and was stuck to the wheels. The rat on the wheel goes "Squish, Scratch,, Mush........

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why did the bear eat meat? he was hungry

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Sarah Palin

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What to you do when a monkey walks into your bar? Quietly escort it out and into the nearest zoo.

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Everyone is special in there own ways except for patrick whos demented

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Knock Knock Who's There? God God who.....wait REALLY? No Dave, this is a hallucination, and your peeing right now.

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Why can't a T-Rex clap? Because they're extinct

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once upon a time jeff peterson was taking a daily walk when he stops and stares at a strange object. it was an assasin with a knife who slaughtered jeff decapitating his head while his family cry's. THE END

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What do you call a black guy going into mcdonalds A great opportunity to make a raciest joke

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Why did the Mexican wait outside Home Depot all day? He was hoping to be hired as day-labor to provide for his family.

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if you are what you eat then you're a hamburger

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Why did the mammoth cross the road? For financial reasons.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "How'd you open the door?"

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Michael J. Fox asked me if I wanted my drink shaken or stirred, did I really have a choice?

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Rich people gave money to charity Charity gave money to the homeless The homeless spent the money on drugs

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Your momma's so fat when she walks into a restaurant she orders salad.

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Why did the black man kill himself? Because he was black

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How many polish people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? -One

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whats small and looks funny? A baby with a penis sewed to its face.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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