Why couldn't the old man play the piano? His arthritis caused him great pain.

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into another apple and finding another worm.

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Your mom is so stupid that... She often makes mistakes.

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if a bra is called a over the shoulder boulder holder what is male underware called sincerly, under the butt nut hut

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Q: What did Micheal Jackson Say to the boys? A: He can't speak because he's dead.

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Did you hear about the circus fire? It was intense

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I like my woman like I like my coffee. Ground up and in the freezer.

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How Do Bulls Drive Cars? They cant, they have hooves making it impractical for a Bull to Drive a car.

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George Bush.

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Women's rights.

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Q : What did Piers tell his friend before leaving ? A : Bye.

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Are you a tree? No.

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The sons of modern psychology: COCAINE MOTHERF8CKERS! COMING OUT IN YOUR CINEMA RENTAL STORE YESTERDAY! Sold out. (yesterday)

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Grass is green, Trees are brown.

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how do you know if a black man's been on your computer it's gone

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An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

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That moment when you and your friends throw snowballs at cars in the dark on the highway and the cops spotlight your area while you hide in a shed...

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vn[oiaehsobv[khpogjglprljffknfsiphgeknkldfekageriyreojgyperogerpojregkeporg? cuase u stupid and this stupid joke is to

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What did the chicken say to the rhino? Nothing. Animals can't talk.

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What`s the best part about twenty-three year olds? there are twenty of them

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Why is 6 scared of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

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An insane individual walks into a bank and asks for $500. The teller refuses since he doesn't have an account, so the individual pulls out a gun and asks the teller again. The teller presses the silent panic button, causing the cops to show up and arrest the gunman, but not before he manages to shoot the teller and the small child standing next two counters over.

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What did the white cop say to the black thug? he didn't... he got shot before he could say anything

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Why did the person post a real joke with bad grammar and spelling on anti-joke.com? They didn't flippin' understand the point of the website.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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