oliver is gay. so much so that he has hex with other men and dosent mind it very much

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Whats gay and has wheels? Alex Egbert, I lied about the wheels

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did you know that Hellen Keller had a tree house? "no" she didn't know either.

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What is the easiest way to babysit a black kid? Find an activity that you can both relate to and enjoy. Hopefully after doing this for a while, the youngster will become tired and fall asleep. You can then watch TV, read or talk on your cell phone until his or her parents get home.

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Why did the elephant cross the river? CAUSE YOLO (even though he died)

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What's The Difference Between a Chicken and a Human. Well a Chicken Is A Chicken and a Human Is a Human.

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Why did the person post a real joke with bad grammar and spelling on anti-joke.com? They didn't flippin' understand the point of the website.

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Your momma's so fat when she walks into a restaurant she orders salad.

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whats small and looks funny? A baby with a penis sewed to its face.

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i like serious. serious means business. business means cash. cash means money. money makes me happy and when i'm happy you dont die

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What did George W. Bush say to his wife when he got home? I'm home.

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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how do you put a giraffe in a fridge? open the door, put the giraffe in and close the door. how do you put an elephant in a fridge? open the door, take out the giraffe, put the elephant in and close the door. the lion king is holding a conference in the jungle and all the animals turn up except for one, which animal is missing? the elephant, it's in the fridge. you come across a river you need to cross, but it is infested with man-eating crocodiles, how to you cross the river without dying? just swim across, all the crocodiles are at the conference.

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Your mom is so ugly that she is still a virgin, you don't exist you're just a figment of my imagination.\

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Knock knock. It's me, the ratboy genius.

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What happen to the ginger after he posted a joke? He was put in jail for 6 months, and analy raped in prision!

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Where's Justin Beiber? With his girlfriend.

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Three men are on a plane. (Note, that this is a low-altitude plane, in which they are allowed to open the windows) The stewardess offers the first man refreshments. He asks for an orange. The stewardess agrees, on one condition: that he throws it out the window. Confused, the man complies, and upon receiving his orange, he throws it out the window. The stewardess moves on to the second man, who asks for an apple. The stewardess agrees, on one condition: that he throws it out the window. Also confused, the man complies, and upon receiving his apple, he throws it out the window. Finally, the stewardess moves onto the third man, who asks for a bomb. Without question, the stewardess agrees, on one condition: that he throws it out the window. With no reaction, the man receives the bomb, then throws it out the window. Upon landing, the first man sees a woman crying. With a sympathetic heart, he asks what's the matter. She replies, "I was walking down the street, and an orange came from the sky and hit me in the head." The man brushes the event off as a coincidence. The second man sees another woman crying. Upon asking her what's the matter, she replies, "I was walking down the street, and an apple came from the sky and hit me in the head." The man, confused, apologizes and walks away. The third man sees a woman hysterically laughing. Intrigued, he inquires her jolly. She manages to state through her hysteria, "When me fart, me whole house blow up!"

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What was the pirate movie rated? It was rated R for its graphic depiction of the continuing violence in Somalia.

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How do you keep a mexican from drowning? Take your foot off the back of his head.

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Roses are grey Violets are grey Everything is grey I'm color blind.

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What is the main similarity of Darth Vader and Michael Jackson? They are both dead fathers.

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