they say that cancer can't pass but why do three our your uncles have it

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once upon a time jeff peterson was taking a daily walk when he stops and stares at a strange object. it was an assasin with a knife who slaughtered jeff decapitating his head while his family cry's. THE END

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Where's Justin Beiber? With his girlfriend.

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Why did the black man work at a Kentucky Fried Chicken? Because he was fired from his job at a grocery store, and it was the only job he could find on short notice in the current job market.

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Whats brown and sticky? A massive shit.

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What was the pirate movie rated? It was rated R for its graphic depiction of the continuing violence in Somalia.

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What do you do when you come across a tiger in the jungle? Wipe it off and apologize.

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what did the teacher say to the kid? you failed the kid cried.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he had no arms.

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What did the boy say to the Vietnam veteran? Where are your legs?

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guess how...chicken pow! guess who...chicken poo! guess when...chicken pen! guess where...chicken hair! guess what...your adopted.

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Baman: What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? Piderman: What? Baman: They're all gone!

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Why didn't the 13 year old Black boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

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Why did girl cry? Because she recently saw the messy demise of her parent's marriage.

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How do you make a dead baby float? -you take your foot off its head.

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POOP FART BUTTS HAHAHA!!!!

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whats 2+2? gonorrhea.

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How is nothing something if it is nothing?...

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Two muffins are in an oven. Muffin 1: Gosh it's hot in here. Muffin 2: Holy Crap! A talking muffin!

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Q. What is the difference between a bird and a fly? A. A bird can fly, but a fly can't.

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What did the boy say to his father? I don't know. With the seemingly infinite number of topics that two people could discuss and the fact that both the father and son are fictional, it would be unreasonable and border edge mentally unstable for me to assume that you would know what they may or may not be talking about.

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Yo momma so fat she was baptized in a church, because she wasn't as fat as she is currently.

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why did the rabit lose the race? it was a dumb@$$

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