Why did the person post a real joke with bad grammar and spelling on anti-joke.com? They didn't flippin' understand the point of the website.

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Baman: What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? Piderman: What? Baman: They're all gone!

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Your momma's so fat when she walks into a restaurant she orders salad.

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what is worse than a pile of dead babies? the one on the bottom trying to eat its way out of a pile of babies that have been poisoned.

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What did George W. Bush say to his wife when he got home? I'm home.

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Justin Bieber.

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A little boy asked his mom what fucking was, so she showed him.

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Why was the little Jewish girl sad? Because neo-Nazis killed her family.

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When is homework not homework? When it is turned into the teacher.

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Why did the elephant cross the river? CAUSE YOLO (even though he died)

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Why did robin get in the batmobile? Batman told him to

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? He wasn't because he wasn't capable of having emotions after he fell into a coma and died 10 months ago after a severe car crash involving a drunk driver. The believed driver,3 had a blood alcohol of .26 and rear ended 6's car at 60 mph. 3 was uninjured and promptly arrested but....6 wasn't so lucky. The doctors said there was no chance of him coming back and they pulled the plug.He was only 9 days away from his 32nd birthday. The funeral was held shortly after, 7 seemed the most upset and couldn't hold back the tears well enough to make it through the whole service. The family is now forever scarred. In Loving Memory of 6 February 22,1982-February 13,2014 Loving father, Caring husband, Forever in our hearts

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A man ingested a hamburger. It proved fatal due to a tomato allergy.

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What happens when you put a cat in an oven? Don't, because it will die.

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When Life throws you lemons you might be hallucinating

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i like serious. serious means business. business means cash. cash means money. money makes me happy and when i'm happy you dont die

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Your mom is so ugly that she is still a virgin, you don't exist you're just a figment of my imagination.\

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What is Osama Bin Laden's favorite food? I don't know, and to be completely honest I doubt you do either.

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Whats gay and has wheels? Alex Egbert, I lied about the wheels

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Why did the Mexican wait outside Home Depot all day? He was hoping to be hired as day-labor to provide for his family.

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What do you call a deaf man? It would be unwise to call him anything, as he would have difficulty hearing you.

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What is the easiest way to babysit a black kid? Find an activity that you can both relate to and enjoy. Hopefully after doing this for a while, the youngster will become tired and fall asleep. You can then watch TV, read or talk on your cell phone until his or her parents get home.

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Why can't humans fly? Because there is simply no natural way of achieving lift with the bodies that we have. We must use other means to become airborne such as planes and hot air balloons.

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