Why did the black man work at a Kentucky Fried Chicken? Because he was fired from his job at a grocery store, and it was the only job he could find on short notice in the current job market.

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Q: How many babies does it take to paint a shed? A: Considering babies are incapable of rational thought it is unlikely they would understand how to employ the correct method to paint.

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A: How do you make a fire with two sticks? B: Ask your mother, we did it last night.

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Did you hear the one about the Gay Irish Politician who was running for President?! He withdrew his candidacy.

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Why did Tesco not serve a black guy? Because he just happen to be holding a gun

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Why did the cookie go to the doctor? It didn't, a cookie is a food, therefore it doesn't have working organs.

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Hey, I just met you and i am crazy, but? here's my room key let's make a baby.

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? The answer is not definitive and involves several factors including the size of the woodchuck, the woodchuck's teeth, the climate in which that woodchuck lives, and the tenacity of that particular woodchuck at achieving his goal.

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POOP FART BUTTS HAHAHA!!!!

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George Bush.

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Your mother is so good in the kitchen that we all asked for a second helping.

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Why did the taxi driver kill the blond? He didn't. It's illegal to murder people in most countries.

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What did the rainbow sun say to the flower-faced elephant? "Want some tea and hamsters?" I'm addicted to acid.

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why did the rabit lose the race? it was a dumb@$$

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Why couldn't the boy see? He was dead

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What's red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

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Two white people walk into a bar what do they say? "hi"

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Why do undertakers wear ties? Because their profession is very serious, and it is important that their appearance has a degree of gravitas.

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What do you do when you find a robber holding a 19 pound sack of poultry? Think life through and try to find out how you had this coming.

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Why did robin get in the batmobile? Batman told him to

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OneBigAssMistakeAmerica

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Why is a bear like a cloud? They are both blue.

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A baby seal walks into a club...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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