What happened to the peanut who went to New York City? He got a-salted

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A horse walks into a bar why the long face? I have aids

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a women walks into a room and says she got a good job..wait thats not possible..

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Wanna here a joke? Womens rights

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Why did the mouse cross the road, and then go down it? It tried to get cheese on the other side, but got hit by a SUV and was stuck to the wheels. The rat on the wheel goes "Squish, Scratch,, Mush........

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Why did the black man kill himself? Because he was black

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Here's a joke for u Hahaha suck on it I wasnt going to make u laugh o yea ur mom died

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What did George W. Bush say to his wife when he got home? I'm home.

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whats small and looks funny? A baby with a penis sewed to its face.

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Why are black people more athletic than whites? Black people originate from Africa, where they lived in a world where athletic ability created natural selection. The most athletic were able to escape dangers of the jungle such as dangerous animals, and were also most apt to find food to survive. Then when the slave trade occured, only the strongest and best fit survived the trip to America and the hard labor. Also, given the socio-economic trends of the United States, African Americans are more likely to grow up in an environment where they have limited opportunity to make a living, besides professional sports, so they play cheap sports like basketball.

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A fat man takes a crap, it looked like something a rhino would curl out.

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You're mama's so ugly, she will most-likely never meet a compatible mate and die alone.

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rosses are red violets are blue poems are hard alligator

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What do you do when you come across a tiger in the jungle? Wipe it off and apologize.

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What is the easiest way to babysit a black kid? Find an activity that you can both relate to and enjoy. Hopefully after doing this for a while, the youngster will become tired and fall asleep. You can then watch TV, read or talk on your cell phone until his or her parents get home.

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Knock Knock Who's there? A package, the UPS man is already back in his truck.

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Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? Cause he's dead.

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it all started when it all started when i was born because i was the resault of a broken condom and thats why he left. shortly after my mother killed herself. well thats the way the cookie crumbles. its not a joke i just needed to tell someone.

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Want to hear a joke? I'm sorry.

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Rich people gave money to charity Charity gave money to the homeless The homeless spent the money on drugs

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How many polish people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? -One

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wanna hear a joke? katie chandler

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Why did the taxi driver kill the blond? He didn't. It's illegal to murder people in most countries.

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How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Just call the fire department, they're trained for that kind of stuff

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Anti Joke

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