What do you do when you come across a tiger in the jungle? Wipe it off and apologize.

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Your friend is so blonde that when she was born she had no hair but overtime it grew out and became blonde.

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Two white people walk into a bar what do they say? "hi"

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Why'd I have sex with your mom? I'm your father and I love your mother very much

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What kind of party doesn't have cake? The Nazi Party.

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What do you call a black man and a white woman who are married? A married couple

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A sheep goes up to to a horse and asks "Does you speak sheep?".The horse replies ''Neigh''.

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A guy walks into a bar. He now has a broken collar bone.

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whats the problem with black and mexican jokes? once youve heard juan youve heard jamal

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A n antelope walks into a bar and many people leave for the sake of their safety and animal control gets called to escort the antelope out of the bar.

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What do you call a man who stole from a thief? A thief, no matter whom you are stealing from the consequences are dire.

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a women walks into a room and says she got a good job..wait thats not possible..

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A man walks into a McDonald's and proceeds to buy a burger, unfortunately a man was robbing the fast food restaurant, what did the man do. Buy a burger

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What's the difference between a joke and an anti joke Bananas

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Why did the mouse cross the road, and then go down it? It tried to get cheese on the other side, but got hit by a SUV and was stuck to the wheels. The rat on the wheel goes "Squish, Scratch,, Mush........

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why did the bear eat meat? he was hungry

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Q: Why did Megan Fox cross the road? A: Because she was running from a giant Decepticon!!! Why else!!!???

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Arron Glass

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i like serious. serious means business. business means cash. cash means money. money makes me happy and when i'm happy you dont die

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Guy 1: That's what she said! HAHAHA!!! Guy 2: That's what who said? Guy 1: I don't know. :/

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what did the 35 year old man say when he walked in his home last night? Nothing, he started crying because he saw that someone had viciously killed his guinea pig.

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Everyone is special in there own ways except for patrick whos demented

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how do you know if a black man's been on your computer it's gone

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What happens when Chuck Norris jumps off the 3rd floor. He falls to the ground and hurts himself badly

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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