How many polish people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? -One

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Why did the wiener dog fight the cock. Because it was a cock-fight.

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how do you know if a black man's been on your computer it's gone

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they say that cancer can't pass but why do three our your uncles have it

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Knock Knock Who's There? God God who.....wait REALLY? No Dave, this is a hallucination, and your peeing right now.

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Why are plants green? Plants are green due to the chloroplast organelles found in their cells. These membrane bound organelles are exclusive to plant cells and are used to convert sun light to usable chemical energy. This energy is stored in the form of ATP molecules, or adenosine triphosphate. When one of the three phosphate groups of an ATP molecule is removed, the molecule releases the energy put into this bond and becomes ADP, or adenosine diphosphate. Throughout this process, the organelle fulfills its sole function and at the same time gives plants their green color our eyes perceive today.

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once upon a time jeff peterson was taking a daily walk when he stops and stares at a strange object. it was an assasin with a knife who slaughtered jeff decapitating his head while his family cry's. THE END

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Whats gay and has wheels? Alex Egbert, I lied about the wheels

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Person A: Hey! Whats up? Person B: Suicide rates...

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How do you keep a mexican from drowning? Take your foot off the back of his head.

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if you read this you are gay

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a man walks into a bar, his alcoholism is slowly destroying his family

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Why did the teenager write a joke on here? Because after hours of surfing this website and casually laughing at herself she realized she had no life and the only way to feel happy with her self would be submitting her own to here.

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Why was 15 afraid of 16? Coz 16 was bigger than him.

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Arron Glass

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whats small and looks funny? A baby with a penis sewed to its face.

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Why did the taxi driver kill the blond? He didn't. It's illegal to murder people in most countries.

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Everyone is special in there own ways except for patrick whos demented

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Why did the Mexican wait outside Home Depot all day? He was hoping to be hired as day-labor to provide for his family.

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rosses are red violets are blue poems are hard alligator

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Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? Cause he's dead.

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What kind of party doesn't have cake? The Nazi Party.

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Want to hear a joke? I'm sorry.

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A horse walks into a bar why the long face? I have aids

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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