- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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if you are what you eat then you're a hamburger

Tell your listener to say knock knock B: Knock knock A: Who's there? B: *awkward silence

What is the main similarity of Darth Vader and Michael Jackson? They are both dead fathers.

What is the easiest way to babysit a black kid? Find an activity that you can both relate to and enjoy. Hopefully after doing this for a while, the youngster will become tired and fall asleep. You can then watch TV, read or talk on your cell phone until his or her parents get home.

Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? Cause he's dead.

Ask me if I'm a duck. Are you a duck? No.

Q. Why did the friend say to the other friend "Your soo gay!" A. Because he was gay..

What do you call a black man and a white woman who are married? A married couple

What's the difference between an old man and a child? The old man is older than the child

Want to hear a joke? I'm sorry.

Michael J. Fox asked me if I wanted my drink shaken or stirred, did I really have a choice?

What do you call a man who stole from a thief? A thief, no matter whom you are stealing from the consequences are dire.

A man walks into a McDonald's and proceeds to buy a burger, unfortunately a man was robbing the fast food restaurant, what did the man do. Buy a burger

A dyslexic man walks into a bar.

Why did the beach ball pop? Because it stepped on a sharp chocolate chip cookie!

What's The Difference Between a Chicken and a Human. Well a Chicken Is A Chicken and a Human Is a Human.

What's the difference between a joke and an anti joke Bananas

Q. Where do snowmen keep their money? A. A snowman is an anthropomorphic snow sculpture made of frozen water. They therefore cannot earn, keep or have any use for money.

A blonde, a brunette, and a red-head are trapped on a desert island together After many days without food, they resort to cannibalism. The blonde eats the brunette, and the red-head eats the blonde. The red-head eventually dies once the water supply runs out.

What's worse than a worm in your apple? Lame Anti Jokes.

Knock Knock Who's There? God God who.....wait REALLY? No Dave, this is a hallucination, and your peeing right now.

A little boy asked his mom what fucking was, so she showed him.

Q: What's green has four legs and would kill you if it fell off a roof and hit you? A: A pool table.

Q:How many mexicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A:Just Juan.

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