if you read this you are gay

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Knock Knock Who's there? A package, the UPS man is already back in his truck.

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What do you call a black man and a white woman who are married? A married couple

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What did the boy say to the Vietnam veteran? Where are your legs?

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a man walks into a bar, his alcoholism is slowly destroying his family

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Why did the dog cross the road? He was on a walk with his owner so they used a crosswalk to safely get back home.

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Why did the teenager write a joke on here? Because after hours of surfing this website and casually laughing at herself she realized she had no life and the only way to feel happy with her self would be submitting her own to here.

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Why was 15 afraid of 16? Coz 16 was bigger than him.

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How many polish people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? -One

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Here's a joke for u Hahaha suck on it I wasnt going to make u laugh o yea ur mom died

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whats small and looks funny? A baby with a penis sewed to its face.

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Why did the taxi driver kill the blond? He didn't. It's illegal to murder people in most countries.

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Everyone is special in there own ways except for patrick whos demented

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Justin Bieber.

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Whats gay and has wheels? Alex Egbert, I lied about the wheels

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Why did the Mexican wait outside Home Depot all day? He was hoping to be hired as day-labor to provide for his family.

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rosses are red violets are blue poems are hard alligator

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Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? Cause he's dead.

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A horse walks into a bar why the long face? I have aids

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Want to hear a joke? I'm sorry.

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Did you hear the one about the Gay Irish Politician who was running for President?! He withdrew his candidacy.

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whats the problem with black and mexican jokes? once youve heard juan youve heard jamal

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Rich people gave money to charity Charity gave money to the homeless The homeless spent the money on drugs

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Why a warm-harted man turned into cold-blooded? He's dead

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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