What do you do when you find a robber holding a 19 pound sack of poultry? Think life through and try to find out how you had this coming.

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A guy walks into a bar. He now has a broken collar bone.

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Why did the koala bear fall out of the tree? Because it's dead.

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A man walks into a McDonald's and proceeds to buy a burger, unfortunately a man was robbing the fast food restaurant, what did the man do. Buy a burger

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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

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Your mother is so fat the she is clinically obese.

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why did the bear eat meat? he was hungry

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? I lost my tractor.

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What happen to the ginger after he posted a joke? He was put in jail for 6 months, and analy raped in prision!

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A man walks into a bar. He's covered in Ash because the north tower just collapsed.

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What's the difference between a duck? An armchair, because a vest has no sleeves.

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Q: What's green has four legs and would kill you if it fell off a roof and hit you? A: A pool table.

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When is homework not homework? When it is turned into the teacher.

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What's red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

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Why'd I have sex with your mom? I'm your father and I love your mother very much

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What's the difference between an old man and a child? The old man is older than the child

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer Pressure.

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Why did robin get in the batmobile? Batman told him to

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What did the boy say to the Vietnam veteran? Where are your legs?

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A sheep goes up to to a horse and asks "Does you speak sheep?".The horse replies ''Neigh''.

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whats the problem with black and mexican jokes? once youve heard juan youve heard jamal

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How many dead children can you fit in a garbage can? Give me a knife and i will find out

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What did the convicted necrophiliac pedophile do when he found a dead baby? He reported it to the authorities because despite his past habits and behaviour, and after years of rehabilitation he became a responsible and considerate citizen

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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