what is worse then stubbing your toe in the dark? -september 11th

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What did the convicted necrophiliac pedophile do when he found a dead baby? He reported it to the authorities because despite his past habits and behaviour, and after years of rehabilitation he became a responsible and considerate citizen

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why did the bear eat meat? he was hungry

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Why did the taxi driver kill the blond? He didn't. It's illegal to murder people in most countries.

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A man walks into a bar. He's covered in Ash because the north tower just collapsed.

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Why did the girl pee her pants? She was only 1 month old...

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How many dead lions can feed a bluejay? Bluejays don't eat dead or living lions, so this is highly improbable.

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Two white people walk into a bar what do they say? "hi"

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Why'd I have sex with your mom? I'm your father and I love your mother very much

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Ask me if I'm a duck. Are you a duck? No.

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An impolite guy walks into a bar... and doesn't apologize to the bar.

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hi, im sober.

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What's the difference between an old man and a child? The old man is older than the child

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What did the boy say to the Vietnam veteran? Where are your legs?

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Why did robin get in the batmobile? Batman told him to

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Arron Glass

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Why did the wiener dog fight the cock. Because it was a cock-fight.

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Your mother is so good in the kitchen that we all asked for a second helping.

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Guy 1: That's what she said! HAHAHA!!! Guy 2: That's what who said? Guy 1: I don't know. :/

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Your moma's so fat, she's got type 2 diabetes

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they say that cancer can't pass but why do three our your uncles have it

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? I lost my tractor.

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if you are what you eat then you're a hamburger

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How do you keep a mexican from drowning? Take your foot off the back of his head.

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