What's The Difference Between a Chicken and a Human. Well a Chicken Is A Chicken and a Human Is a Human.

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a women walks into a room and says she got a good job..wait thats not possible..

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Why did the koala bear fall out of the tree? Because it's dead.

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Why did the beach ball pop? Because it stepped on a sharp chocolate chip cookie!

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How is nothing something if it is nothing?...

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Arron Glass

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What to you do when a monkey walks into your bar? Quietly escort it out and into the nearest zoo.

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Why did the wiener dog fight the cock. Because it was a cock-fight.

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gangrape

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oliver is gay. so much so that he has hex with other men and dosent mind it very much

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What does Rubens Barrichelo does with his F1 championship trophies? He never got one.

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What do you call a black guy going into mcdonalds A great opportunity to make a raciest joke

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An Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They have a few drinks, then go to a club, where they amuse each other and those around them by completely slurring their words in their already very strong regional accents. Then they get a taxi back to the house of the Englishman as he lives nearest, and stay the night. The next morning, the Scotsman and the Irishmen walk home as they are still hungover and do not wish to risk driving.

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How do you keep a mexican from drowning? Take your foot off the back of his head.

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why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the sadistic farmer with a loaded shotgun (as the farmer has an extremely large score to settle with the chicken, as his wife was dead, a cause of mad cow disease) thus escaping captivity and starting a new life as a free chicken. God save Martin Luther KIng

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if a bra is called a over the shoulder boulder holder what is male underware called sincerly, under the butt nut hut

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A Mexican, a Jew and an African walk into a bar. Now, it seem it was the Jew's turn to pay for drinks. So, all three ordered drinks, and the Jew paid for them.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Your doorbell is broken.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side. Knock knock? Whos there? the Chicken.

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What happened to the peanut who went to New York City? He got a-salted

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a man walks into a bar, his alcoholism is slowly destroying his family

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Why did Tesco not serve a black guy? Because he just happen to be holding a gun

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Did you hear the one about the Gay Irish Politician who was running for President?! He withdrew his candidacy.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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