What did the boy say to the Vietnam veteran? Where are your legs?

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A n antelope walks into a bar and many people leave for the sake of their safety and animal control gets called to escort the antelope out of the bar.

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Why did the koala bear fall out of the tree? Because it's dead.

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How do you make a dead baby float? -you take your foot off its head.

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why did the bear eat meat? he was hungry

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What to you do when a monkey walks into your bar? Quietly escort it out and into the nearest zoo.

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Your mother is so good in the kitchen that we all asked for a second helping.

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Here's a joke for u Hahaha suck on it I wasnt going to make u laugh o yea ur mom died

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Why did the wiener dog fight the cock. Because it was a cock-fight.

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What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gangrape

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if you are what you eat then you're a hamburger

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Man: Docter it hurts when i touch my legs! Docter: yeah you have two shattered knee caps youll never walk again.

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What happened to the peanut who went to New York City? He got a-salted

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Why is Jem no longer a cartoon? Because they all died from toxic hairspray.

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Why didn't the 13 year old Black boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar.

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a women walks into a room and says she got a good job..wait thats not possible..

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Why was 15 afraid of 16? Coz 16 was bigger than him.

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How Do Bulls Drive Cars? They cant, they have hooves making it impractical for a Bull to Drive a car.

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Arron Glass

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Why are black people more athletic than whites? Black people originate from Africa, where they lived in a world where athletic ability created natural selection. The most athletic were able to escape dangers of the jungle such as dangerous animals, and were also most apt to find food to survive. Then when the slave trade occured, only the strongest and best fit survived the trip to America and the hard labor. Also, given the socio-economic trends of the United States, African Americans are more likely to grow up in an environment where they have limited opportunity to make a living, besides professional sports, so they play cheap sports like basketball.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Grass is green, Trees are brown.

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How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Just call the fire department, they're trained for that kind of stuff

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Everyone is special in there own ways except for patrick whos demented

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Anti Joke

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