What did the convicted necrophiliac pedophile do when he found a dead baby? He reported it to the authorities because despite his past habits and behaviour, and after years of rehabilitation he became a responsible and considerate citizen

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why did the bear eat meat? he was hungry

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Sarah Palin

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So a man is shopping on black Friday...

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I was dropped on my head as a baby, kjhgfiehcgbfbjebfiuheggfcug

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? I lost my tractor.

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What happen to the ginger after he posted a joke? He was put in jail for 6 months, and analy raped in prision!

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How do you keep a mexican from drowning? Take your foot off the back of his head.

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Why did the girl pee her pants? She was only 1 month old...

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why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the sadistic farmer with a loaded shotgun (as the farmer has an extremely large score to settle with the chicken, as his wife was dead, a cause of mad cow disease) thus escaping captivity and starting a new life as a free chicken. God save Martin Luther KIng

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How many dead lions can feed a bluejay? Bluejays don't eat dead or living lions, so this is highly improbable.

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Why'd I have sex with your mom? I'm your father and I love your mother very much

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Ask me if I'm a duck. Are you a duck? No.

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What kind of party doesn't have cake? The Nazi Party.

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An impolite guy walks into a bar... and doesn't apologize to the bar.

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hi, im sober.

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What did the boy say to the Vietnam veteran? Where are your legs?

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Why did robin get in the batmobile? Batman told him to

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A sheep goes up to to a horse and asks "Does you speak sheep?".The horse replies ''Neigh''.

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Want to hear a joke? I'm sorry.

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whats the problem with black and mexican jokes? once youve heard juan youve heard jamal

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Why did the black man kill himself? Because he was black

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Your momma's so fat when she walks into a restaurant she orders salad.

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How do you make a man sad? By drowning him in a Bede.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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