Sarah Palin

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they say that cancer can't pass but why do three our your uncles have it

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? I lost my tractor.

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A man walks into a bar. He's covered in Ash because the north tower just collapsed.

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Q: What's green has four legs and would kill you if it fell off a roof and hit you? A: A pool table.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer Pressure.

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A sheep goes up to to a horse and asks "Does you speak sheep?".The horse replies ''Neigh''.

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How many dead children can you fit in a garbage can? Give me a knife and i will find out

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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

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What did the convicted necrophiliac pedophile do when he found a dead baby? He reported it to the authorities because despite his past habits and behaviour, and after years of rehabilitation he became a responsible and considerate citizen

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How Do Bulls Drive Cars? They cant, they have hooves making it impractical for a Bull to Drive a car.

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Arron Glass

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What did the little boy get for Christmas? Nothing. He's Jewish.

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Why did the wiener dog fight the cock. Because it was a cock-fight.

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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Your moma's so fat, she's got type 2 diabetes

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What happen to the ginger after he posted a joke? He was put in jail for 6 months, and analy raped in prision!

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An Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They have a few drinks, then go to a club, where they amuse each other and those around them by completely slurring their words in their already very strong regional accents. Then they get a taxi back to the house of the Englishman as he lives nearest, and stay the night. The next morning, the Scotsman and the Irishmen walk home as they are still hungover and do not wish to risk driving.

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Roses are red Violets are blue This doesn't make sense Your cute

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When is homework not homework? When it is turned into the teacher.

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What's red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

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Knock Knock Who's there? A package, the UPS man is already back in his truck.

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Two white people walk into a bar what do they say? "hi"

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