- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the taxi driver kill the blond? He didn't. It's illegal to murder people in most countries.

black people. that is all...

Why do you give a blond a gun You dont

What did the rainbow sun say to the flower-faced elephant? "Want some tea and hamsters?" I'm addicted to acid.

Your mom is so ugly that she is still a virgin, you don't exist you're just a figment of my imagination.\

A fat man takes a crap, it looked like something a rhino would curl out.

What does Rubens Barrichelo does with his F1 championship trophies? He never got one.

What do you call a black guy going into mcdonalds A great opportunity to make a raciest joke

Why did the car stop? There was a fridge in the road

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a shed? A: Considering babies are incapable of rational thought it is unlikely they would understand how to employ the correct method to paint.

Why do undertakers wear ties? Because their profession is very serious, and it is important that their appearance has a degree of gravitas.

Sometimes I light my hair on fire and pretend I'm a candle.

Why did girl cry? Because she recently saw the messy demise of her parent's marriage.

What's worse than finding ten babies nailed to a tree? One baby nailed to ten trees

Three a man is trapped on a desert island and a genie offers to grant him one wish. The man accepts the existence of the genie and then wishes for unlimited wishes for the rest of his life. The man takes over the world.

Here's a joke for u Hahaha suck on it I wasnt going to make u laugh o yea ur mom died

What do you tell a black man walking down the street with a suspicious look to him. Hey, how's it going?

How do you kill a blonde ? Shoot her in the head

Why did the chicken cross the road? Yes.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Grass is green, Trees are brown.

what did the 35 year old man say when he walked in his home last night? Nothing, he started crying because he saw that someone had viciously killed his guinea pig.

why did the rabit lose the race? it was a dumb@$$

Everyone is special in there own ways except for patrick whos demented

Two muffins were sitting in an oven. The first muffin did not look over to the other one and did not talk to it because muffins are objects and do not have the ability to communicate.

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