why did the bear eat meat? he was hungry

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what did the 35 year old man say when he walked in his home last night? Nothing, he started crying because he saw that someone had viciously killed his guinea pig.

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Your moma's so fat, she's got type 2 diabetes

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they say that cancer can't pass but why do three our your uncles have it

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Whats brown and sticky? A massive shit.

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How do you keep a mexican from drowning? Take your foot off the back of his head.

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Why did the girl pee her pants? She was only 1 month old...

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When is homework not homework? When it is turned into the teacher.

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How many dead lions can feed a bluejay? Bluejays don't eat dead or living lions, so this is highly improbable.

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Two white people walk into a bar what do they say? "hi"

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What's the difference between an old man and a child? The old man is older than the child

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What did the boy say to the Vietnam veteran? Where are your legs?

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What is the difference in a dead dog in the road, and a dead black guy in the road? One was a dog and one was a human being..

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A sheep goes up to to a horse and asks "Does you speak sheep?".The horse replies ''Neigh''.

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What happened when a myriad people decided to partake in a large party while staying in a small room? They managed to make a compromise. The party got split into two groups: 50% of the original total in each casual confinement. In the end, everybody had a great time and nobody got hurt.

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What did the convicted necrophiliac pedophile do when he found a dead baby? He reported it to the authorities because despite his past habits and behaviour, and after years of rehabilitation he became a responsible and considerate citizen

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Your momma's so fat when she walks into a restaurant she orders salad.

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What is the difference between peanut butter andd jam! Jam is made from crushed fruit and gelatine while peanut butter is made from finely ground peanuts and is often sweetened with sugar.

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Why did the taxi driver kill the blond? He didn't. It's illegal to murder people in most countries.

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Why did the wiener dog fight the cock. Because it was a cock-fight.

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Guy 1: That's what she said! HAHAHA!!! Guy 2: That's what who said? Guy 1: I don't know. :/

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how do you know if a black man's been on your computer it's gone

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Roses are red Violets are blue This doesn't make sense Your cute

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Anti Joke

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