What's black, and hangs from trees in my backyard? Blackberries

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Grass is green, Trees are brown.

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oliver is gay. so much so that he has hex with other men and dosent mind it very much

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they say that cancer can't pass but why do three our your uncles have it

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? I lost my tractor.

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Knock Knock Who's There? God God who.....wait REALLY? No Dave, this is a hallucination, and your peeing right now.

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once upon a time jeff peterson was taking a daily walk when he stops and stares at a strange object. it was an assasin with a knife who slaughtered jeff decapitating his head while his family cry's. THE END

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*Tell your listener to say knock knock* B: Knock knock A: Who's there? B: *awkward silence

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Q:How many mexicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A:Just Juan.

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How many dead lions can feed a bluejay? Bluejays don't eat dead or living lions, so this is highly improbable.

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Q: How many babies does it take to paint a shed? A: Considering babies are incapable of rational thought it is unlikely they would understand how to employ the correct method to paint.

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So there are two elephants in a bathtub. Elephant 1: "yo can you pass the shampoo" Elephant 2: "radio!"

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pigs are sometimes pink GOSH

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What's the difference between an old man and a child? The old man is older than the child

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ey can i pick your scabs plzz

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What did the boy say to the Vietnam veteran? Where are your legs?

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iff god whas funny why thit he let your mother be raped and your sister murdered en iff satan whos a ice cream will he taste sweet ?

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What is the difference in a dead dog in the road, and a dead black guy in the road? One was a dog and one was a human being..

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Michael J. Fox asked me if I wanted my drink shaken or stirred, did I really have a choice?

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Why wasn't the woman in the kitchen? Because she was in the living room.

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What's the difference between a joke and an anti joke Bananas

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what is worse then stubbing your toe in the dark? -september 11th

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What to you do when a monkey walks into your bar? Quietly escort it out and into the nearest zoo.

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A fat man takes a crap, it looked like something a rhino would curl out.

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Anti Joke

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