Roses are red, Violets are blue, Grass is green, Trees are brown.

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What's green and has wheels? Dave Matthew's Band

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whats small and looks funny? A baby with a penis sewed to its face.

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Your momma's so fat that when she uses a hoolahoop, she gets tired after one try and has to stop.

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What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gangrape

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Why can't a T-Rex clap? Because they're extinct

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Knock knock. It's me, the ratboy genius.

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Your mom is so ugly that she is still a virgin, you don't exist you're just a figment of my imagination.\

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how long has dibey got left like :)

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What does Rubens Barrichelo does with his F1 championship trophies? He never got one.

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What was the pirate movie rated? It was rated R for its graphic depiction of the continuing violence in Somalia.

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What is the easiest way to babysit a black kid? Find an activity that you can both relate to and enjoy. Hopefully after doing this for a while, the youngster will become tired and fall asleep. You can then watch TV, read or talk on your cell phone until his or her parents get home.

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What's red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

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Two white people walk into a bar what do they say? "hi"

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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Guy: If I could re-arrange the alphabet, I would put I and u together. Girl: Really because if I could r-arrange the Alphabet I would put f and u together

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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? The answer is not definitive and involves several factors including the size of the woodchuck, the woodchuck's teeth, the climate in which that woodchuck lives, and the tenacity of that particular woodchuck at achieving his goal.

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Why did the black man get a life sentence in prison? Because he was involved a mass stabbing in a night club London which saw 4 local teenage girls lose there lives.

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am i invited to party? no

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Why did the wiener dog fight the cock. Because it was a cock-fight.

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black people. that is all...

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Why did the Mexican wait outside Home Depot all day? He was hoping to be hired as day-labor to provide for his family.

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Why did the bear stick his head in the honey comb? He wanted honey.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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