who wins a race a white guy or a black guy? depends who's faster

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they say that cancer can't pass but why do three our your uncles have it

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Tim tebow is the anti christ

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Why did the bear stick his head in the honey comb? He wanted honey.

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Why did the black man work at a Kentucky Fried Chicken? Because he was fired from his job at a grocery store, and it was the only job he could find on short notice in the current job market.

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How many dead lions can feed a bluejay? Bluejays don't eat dead or living lions, so this is highly improbable.

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Q: How many babies does it take to paint a shed? A: Considering babies are incapable of rational thought it is unlikely they would understand how to employ the correct method to paint.

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Two white people walk into a bar what do they say? "hi"

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A: How do you make a fire with two sticks? B: Ask your mother, we did it last night.

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What did the boy say to the Vietnam veteran? Where are your legs?

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guess how...chicken pow! guess who...chicken poo! guess when...chicken pen! guess where...chicken hair! guess what...your adopted.

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Did you hear the one about the Gay Irish Politician who was running for President?! He withdrew his candidacy.

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Why did Tesco not serve a black guy? Because he just happen to be holding a gun

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A baby seal walks into a club...

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Why did the cookie go to the doctor? It didn't, a cookie is a food, therefore it doesn't have working organs.

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Hey, I just met you and i am crazy, but? here's my room key let's make a baby.

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Lol, listen, the suggestion lies in the "not not", you are using not twice in your mind, which under trance makes it so your subconcious registers that you are using a double negative while you consciously do not. Look back at the messages and register consciously that you and I have been using "not not" twice during the past messages, when the net shuts down here, you reinforce the "I will totally notnot, tell him" so the suggestion just gets stronger.

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POOP FART BUTTS HAHAHA!!!!

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George Bush.

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What will Postman Pat be called after he retires? Pat.

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A man enters a bar, and says: "It is impossible to drown in an elevator" This is incorrect.

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Three a man is trapped on a desert island and a genie offers to grant him one wish. The man accepts the existence of the genie and then wishes for unlimited wishes for the rest of his life. The man takes over the world.

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Your mother is so good in the kitchen that we all asked for a second helping.

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Why did the taxi driver kill the blond? He didn't. It's illegal to murder people in most countries.

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