What do you call a black guy going into mcdonalds A great opportunity to make a raciest joke

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Why did the car stop? There was a fridge in the road

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Q: How many babies does it take to paint a shed? A: Considering babies are incapable of rational thought it is unlikely they would understand how to employ the correct method to paint.

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Why do undertakers wear ties? Because their profession is very serious, and it is important that their appearance has a degree of gravitas.

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What do you call a black man and a white woman who are married? A married couple

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Sometimes I light my hair on fire and pretend I'm a candle.

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What's worse than finding ten babies nailed to a tree? One baby nailed to ten trees

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whats green can fly and has legs? a plane i lied about the legs

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Here's a joke for u Hahaha suck on it I wasnt going to make u laugh o yea ur mom died

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How do you kill a blonde ? Shoot her in the head

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What do you tell a black man walking down the street with a suspicious look to him. Hey, how's it going?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Yes.

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what did the 35 year old man say when he walked in his home last night? Nothing, he started crying because he saw that someone had viciously killed his guinea pig.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Grass is green, Trees are brown.

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Your mom is so ugly that she is still a virgin, you don't exist you're just a figment of my imagination.\

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why did the rabit lose the race? it was a dumb@$$

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Everyone is special in there own ways except for patrick whos demented

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Two muffins were sitting in an oven. The first muffin did not look over to the other one and did not talk to it because muffins are objects and do not have the ability to communicate.

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knock knock who's there? Kallie Kallie who? sorry, wrong house

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How many dead lions can feed a bluejay? Bluejays don't eat dead or living lions, so this is highly improbable.

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Why is the black boy made fun of at school? Because the kids at his school are racist.

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Lol, listen, the suggestion lies in the "not not", you are using not twice in your mind, which under trance makes it so your subconcious registers that you are using a double negative while you consciously do not. Look back at the messages and register consciously that you and I have been using "not not" twice during the past messages, when the net shuts down here, you reinforce the "I will totally notnot, tell him" so the suggestion just gets stronger.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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