Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I was dropped on my head as a baby, kjhgfiehcgbfbjebfiuheggfcug

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they say that cancer can't pass but why do three our your uncles have it

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Doctor, Doctor, I think I'm a canary! Yes, you are.

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A man walks into a bar. He's covered in Ash because the north tower just collapsed.

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Whats brown and sticky? A massive shit.

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How many dead lions can feed a bluejay? Bluejays don't eat dead or living lions, so this is highly improbable.

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What do you call a black man and a white woman who are married? A married couple

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Why did robin get in the batmobile? Batman told him to

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A sheep goes up to to a horse and asks "Does you speak sheep?".The horse replies ''Neigh''.

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whats the problem with black and mexican jokes? once youve heard juan youve heard jamal

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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

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Your mother is so fat the she is clinically obese.

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How do you make a dead baby float? -you take your foot off its head.

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why did the bear eat meat? he was hungry

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Arron Glass

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Why did the wiener dog fight the cock. Because it was a cock-fight.

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What did the little boy get for Christmas? Nothing. He's Jewish.

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haha ur single hahahahahhahahahhahaahahhaahaha i am 2

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? I lost my tractor.

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What happen to the ginger after he posted a joke? He was put in jail for 6 months, and analy raped in prision!

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What's the difference between a duck? An armchair, because a vest has no sleeves.

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Q: What's green has four legs and would kill you if it fell off a roof and hit you? A: A pool table.

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