What does Rubens Barrichelo does with his F1 championship trophies? He never got one.

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How do you keep a mexican from drowning? Take your foot off the back of his head.

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*Tell your listener to say knock knock* B: Knock knock A: Who's there? B: *awkward silence

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Q:How many mexicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A:Just Juan.

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Q: How many babies does it take to paint a shed? A: Considering babies are incapable of rational thought it is unlikely they would understand how to employ the correct method to paint.

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Want to hear a funny joke? Sure. Women's Rights. That's not even a joke. You don't get it. It's not even a sentence.

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What's the difference between an old man and a child? The old man is older than the child

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Q. Why did the friend say to the other friend "Your soo gay!" A. Because he was gay..

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Why did robin get in the batmobile? Batman told him to

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what did the gay guy get for his birthday aids

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Q: What did Micheal Jackson Say to the boys? A: He can't speak because he's dead.

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whats the problem with black and mexican jokes? once youve heard juan youve heard jamal

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What's the difference between a joke and an anti joke Bananas

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Guy: If I could re-arrange the alphabet, I would put I and u together. Girl: Really because if I could r-arrange the Alphabet I would put f and u together

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A 14 year old walks into a bar. The bartender yells "Hey, no minors allowed!" The 14 year old yells back "Excuse me? Do you see a fvcking pickaxe?"

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Why was the baby going so fast? It was tied to a bus.

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So a man is shopping on black Friday...

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Justin Bieber.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? I lost my tractor.

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Whats brown and sticky? A massive shit.

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What do you call a black man and a white woman who are married? A married couple

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"Ask me if I'm a banana." "Are you a banana?" "No."

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Whats white, black, and red all over? A half eaten penguin

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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