- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Here's a joke for u Hahaha suck on it I wasnt going to make u laugh o yea ur mom died

Q. What is worse than being British???? A. Not being British

Why wasn't the bat nocturnal? It was dead.

Where is my tractor?

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "why the long face?" The owner of the horse then explains the evolution of the species and genetics. The bartender, satisfied, serves the owner a drink and gladly gives the horse water.

A little boy asked his mom what fucking was, so she showed him.

Why did the girls head explode while eating supper? There was a grenade in her food.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? I lost my tractor.

Whats the difference between and anti joke and a joke? There two different things.

What do you say when a black girl asks you out? No!

A man runs into a bar, he is in a coma for 7 years and most likely going to die, of severe brain damage.

Why do undertakers wear ties? Because their profession is very serious, and it is important that their appearance has a degree of gravitas.

Baman: What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? Piderman: What? Baman: They're all gone!

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Why did the blonde kid lose the spelling bee? Because she misspelled a word.

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Yo Momma's so fat she has Type 1 Diabetes.

What's the difference between shoes and a ginger? Shoes do the kicking.

What do a duck and a bike have in common? They both have handle bars except for the duck

whats 2+2? gonorrhea.

How do you make a baby cry? Break its legs.

Yo mama so fat she sells shade. Yo mama so fat she needs cheat codes for wii fit. Yo mama so fat she in call of duty when a player kills her they get a 5 person kill streak. Yo mama so fat that she is fat. :)

Why can't black people swim? Because most African American individuals grow up in inner urban cities where they have little or no access to swimming facilities.

Michael J. Fox asked me if I wanted my drink shaken or stirred, did I really have a choice?

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