when life gives you lemmons, chuck em' at beiber

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What's the difference between a bird and a horse? - Both can fly, exept the horse.

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Why is a bear like a cloud? They are both blue.

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Why did Dumbledore fall off the astronomy tower? Because Snape killed him.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have short-term memory loss. And roses are red.

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What's The Difference Between a Chicken and a Human. Well a Chicken Is A Chicken and a Human Is a Human.

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Approximately 75 pounds of wood a day

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An irishman walks out of a pub

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You wanna hear a real joke? Well, look at the post below this one.

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What do you call an arab flying a 747? A pliot.

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why did the lion get lost? because the jungle is massive.

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why did tom get HIV? He was raped by a giant scorpion

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What happens when you throw a penny between two Jewish men? Probably nothing, but one of them might pick it up and ask if you have dropped a penny.

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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What did Jack give Jill for Christmas? Herpes.

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Why is the turkey always full? Because he is stuffed.

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-Is Michael Jackson dead? - HELL YEAH HE'S DEAD!!

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whats worse than having cancer? nothing you have cancer and should proceed to see doctor

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Guy 1: "Hey, you have some updawg on your face." Guy 2: "Oh, thanks. Did I get it?" Guy 1: "Yeah, I think so."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side. Knock knock? Whos there? the Chicken.

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A rabbi, a nun, a priest, a hooker, a stripper, 2 secret servicemen, a teacher, a midget, a ginger, a rodeo clown, a nascar driver, a homosexual native american, a heterosexual native american, 2 portuguese tuba players, an african american taxi driver, a blind man, his seeing eye dog, a bartender, 2 minor league baseball players, 3 lesbian mexican salsa dance instructors and a dwarf are all in a bar. They all had a good time and the teacher and one ol the portuguese tuba players ended up becoming facebook friends.

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What is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? The pizza doesn't scream when riding on a roller coaster.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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