holocaust jokes are bad, anne frankly they annoy me

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What is green and fuzzy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

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wanna hear a joke? katie chandler

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what did the 35 year old man say when he walked in his home last night? Nothing, he started crying because he saw that someone had viciously killed his guinea pig.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I was dropped on my head as a baby, kjhgfiehcgbfbjebfiuheggfcug

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What happen to the ginger after he posted a joke? He was put in jail for 6 months, and analy raped in prision!

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why couldn't the little girl play on the swing? Matty Russel was chasing her

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Whats white and all over my room? paint

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Why is the sky blue? Because when you look up at the sky, especially during the daytime, the sky is giving a bluish color.

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Why was Tom flunking in school? He had a learning disability.

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Knock Knock Who's there? A package, the UPS man is already back in his truck.

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An Englishman, a Frenchman and a German strand on an island. Searching the jungle, they fall into a trap. They get painfully killed and eaten by the cannibals.

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Miley Cyrus.

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Why did the postal worker go to work? Because he has to support his family so they do not starve like his dog.

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Why didn't Hitler drink whiskey? Because it made him mean.

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What did the alien discuss with the other alien? Something we discussed.

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Q: What comes after 8? A: 9

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A man walks into a McDonald's and proceeds to buy a burger, unfortunately a man was robbing the fast food restaurant, what did the man do. Buy a burger

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An insane individual walks into a bank and asks for $500. The teller refuses since he doesn't have an account, so the individual pulls out a gun and asks the teller again. The teller presses the silent panic button, causing the cops to show up and arrest the gunman, but not before he manages to shoot the teller and the small child standing next two counters over.

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Knock knock Who's there? The police Ahh shit

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A Jew and a Nazi have dinner together...... they both immensely enjoyed the wine.

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That other group is a *********************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************** From Jackson Edwards

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What's black, and hangs from trees in my backyard? Blackberries

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Why did the black guy punch the Mexican guy? Because they were in a fight.

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Anti Joke

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