Pickup Line: Hay girl is that a mirror in your pants. Becuase I can see me in it.

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Whats better than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown suit

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What do you get when you cross a blond with a plank of wood? A blond with a plank of wood on her head.

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A white man asks a black man, "Did you fall into a chimney?" and laughs. The man proceeds to wash off his hands and face to reveal beautiful, dark-brown skin. Then they both joke about it because they are best friends.

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Hey, I just met you and i am crazy, but? here's my room key let's make a baby.

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There was a mexican man and a chinese man, They walked into a bomb shop and bought three bombs, then left.

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Caitlyn.

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What did the clerk say and do when he was givng out free food What he did:Gave them What he said:"If you want to get this free, pay $5.00"

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am i invited to party? no

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Q. What is the difference between a bird and a fly? A. A bird can fly, but a fly can't.

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Why'd the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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Isn't it funny that we think it's totally normal for females to not have penises but for literally EVERY OTHER group of people, it's weird and not ok double standard?

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Hey you want to here a joke? I can't think of one

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What did the psychiatrist say to the man when he walked into his office naked and wrapped in saran wrap? I can see your 'nuts'...

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A woman comes to the doctor with a dog and the doctor says: -What are you doing here, dog? Get the hell out of here, you're an animal.

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What do you call a black man running down the street? A promising athlete in training.

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Q: why did the girl fall off the swing?? A: because she had no arms or legs.

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How was copper wire invented? Probably some scientist did that

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What did Pittsburgh say to Philadelphia? .........Lightbulb.........

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"Ask me if I'm a banana." "Are you a banana?" "No."

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whats purple with fur?nothing mammals cannot have purple fur

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? The answer is not definitive and involves several factors including the size of the woodchuck, the woodchuck's teeth, the climate in which that woodchuck lives, and the tenacity of that particular woodchuck at achieving his goal.

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An American guy, Chinese guy, and Black guy are on a boat. Who jumps off first? Hopefully no one jumps off, especially because the ocean current is strong. They should call the coast guard if they are lost and find a safe way back to shore.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Michael Jackson.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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