Why does Mike Tyson always win his fights? Because he hides in a refridgerator

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How is nothing something if it is nothing?...

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A 14 year old walks into a bar. The bartender yells "Hey, no minors allowed!" The 14 year old yells back "Excuse me? Do you see a fvcking pickaxe?"

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How are a bucket and a purple shovel alike? Coincidentally they both are registered sex offenders.

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What happens when you put a cat in an oven? Don't, because it will die.

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Why did the penis rape the vagina, because it felt good!

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What's the difference between a Muslim and a box? A box won't blow you up!

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why was the little girl afraid of the dark because she was brutally raped in the dark when she was 4.

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After Fighting Apollo creed. Rocky screams ADRIAN!!!! After 3 days of cardiac arrest he realises that ardian is a fregment on his imagination

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When Life throws you lemons you might be hallucinating

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What happens when you stick your finger in a pencil sharpener? Blood everywhere.

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So three Mexicans, a black man, and 2 white men enter a room. They promptly sever their penises and jump out the window because they are all members of a strange cult.

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How do u know someones running? They leave this????behind

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Justin Bieber.

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A guy walks up to a girl and says: " hey can I have your number so can I have your text you later?" she says " no" he says " why ?" she says" guess" He says " look if you don't like me thats okay, " he gets up and walks away, turns out she doesn't have a cell phone, she was gonna give him her house number to call.

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What did the japonese man say? Nothing that we can understand.

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why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the sadistic farmer with a loaded shotgun (as the farmer has an extremely large score to settle with the chicken, as his wife was dead, a cause of mad cow disease) thus escaping captivity and starting a new life as a free chicken. God save Martin Luther KIng

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What do you call thousands of people starving all across the globe? Not my problem.

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Want to hear a funny joke? Sure. Women's Rights. That's not even a joke. You don't get it. It's not even a sentence.

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Sometimes I light my hair on fire and pretend I'm a candle.

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what did one farmer say to the other farmer we are farmers

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer Pressure.

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Why did robin get in the batmobile? Batman told him to

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Want to hear a joke? I'm sorry.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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