How do you kill a blonde ? Shoot her in the head

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Why did the wiener dog fight the cock. Because it was a cock-fight.

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What do you call a guy who has sex with kids? A child molester

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What did the rainbow sun say to the flower-faced elephant? "Want some tea and hamsters?" I'm addicted to acid.

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what do you do when a baby screams? shake it.

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Knock Knock. "Who's there?" The cops.

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How are you this morning?

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There is an Asian, an American, and a Mexican on a falling plane. The pilot announces that the plane is plummeting out of the sky and says that he needs to drop the cargo. The pilot drops the cargo but the plane is too heavy still. The pilot tells the passengers to drop some personal belongings. The Asian drops rice, the Mexican drops his guns, and the American throws the Mexican and yells "Remember the Alamo!".

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You're mama's so ugly, she will most-likely never meet a compatible mate and die alone.

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Why isnt there a womens NASCAR? Because NASCAR does not yet have the funding to start a women's league.

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Want to hear a funny joke? Sure. Women's Rights. That's not even a joke. You don't get it. It's not even a sentence.

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Q.) What did the boy do when he got home? A.) He repeatedly cried due to the large amount of bullying he faced at school. He had constantly tried to contact his parents and teachers for help yet no one would listen. The boy was found dead in his room the next day. Poor kid.

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There's an American, an African, and a Chinese walking down the street. Because the bar is down there.

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A baby seal walked into a club.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was very mad at his mother, so he ran away, and, on the other side of the road, he saw a ver luxurious chicken coop. In other words, duh.

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What did the smoker get for christmas? A bike.

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What do you do when you see a mentally challenged kid in a wheelchair? Walk up and offer to push him, as you should since he probably hasn't had a lot of friends in his lifetime.

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A blonde tries to kill herself cutting both her wrists.Why didn't it work? Because her boyfriend found her just in time and managed to stop the bleeding and took her to the hospital. After some years of therapy they got married and lived happy together for the rest of their lifes.

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what does a blue watermelon and a cactus that looks like a penis have in common? orange ya glad i didn't say banana!

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Why did the Mxican eat the taco? Because he was hungry,

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Your mom is so ugly that she is still a virgin, you don't exist you're just a figment of my imagination.\

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Where's Justin Beiber? With his girlfriend.

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What does Rubens Barrichelo does with his F1 championship trophies? He never got one.

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