Miley Cyrus.

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A: Knock Knock. B:Who's there? A: The IRS and Child Protective Services

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1: Why did the chicken cross the road? 2: The chicken has a right to privacy, stop questioning what she does

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders house? No, he hasn't either

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Knock knock Who's there? The police Ahh shit

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 was black

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A black guy and a white girl are walking toward each other in a dark alley. Which one takes off his/her clothes first? The black guy as he is closer to home and therefore closer to his bathroom where he took a shower after a hard day's work.

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Why'd the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the cactus cross the road? It was stuck to the chickens butt.

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Why did Billy drop his ice cream? He was hit by a bus

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A man took his son out to play catch. The boy didn't even try to catch the ball. After that the man took his son to the amusement park to have fun. The boy didn't even try to have fun. Then the man took his son to the burger place nearby. Once again the son didn't even touch his food. Finally the man lost his temper and beat his seemingly ungrateful son and cried over the fact that his son was mentally retarded.

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How many lemons does it take to fix a lightbulb Lemons can't fix lightbulbs as the don't have a mind,heart or any limbs.Think about that crap.

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"I had the worst day ever!" "Was it worse than 9/11?"

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Why did the man murder his wife in cold blood? Because she was alive before he killed her.

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was tied to the chicken

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So a gay guy walks in a bar and asks for a drink. The bartender says "We don't serve your kind, get out." The gay says he will drink in the corner. Later, a construction worker walks into the bar. He says," Man, I'm so thirsty I could drink the sweat off a cows balls." The gay guy in the corners says," Mooooooooo."

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How do you keep a blonde busy? The best way to keep somebody busy is to make sure they have something to do, like get a job or a hobby or do some chores. The color of their hair is irrelevant.

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A n antelope walks into a bar and many people leave for the sake of their safety and animal control gets called to escort the antelope out of the bar.

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Why a warm-harted man turned into cold-blooded? He's dead

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A twelve year old walks into a bar. How Tragic

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whats first than finding a worm in your apple? a blonde who asks you why there is a worm in your apple

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who wins a race a white guy or a black guy? depends who's faster

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A horse walks into a bar why the long face? I have aids

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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