Rich people gave money to charity Charity gave money to the homeless The homeless spent the money on drugs

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How many boring people does it take to change a light bulb? One.

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A man walks into a bar and has a wonderful time drinking with his friends, arrives home at a reasonable time and goes to bed.

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a black man jumps in a pool.

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Your mama's so old that typical places of business grant her the senior citizen discount.

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What happens if someones forgets to put the 'anti' next to 'joke.' It is taken by someone else and created into an anti Joke.

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How do you make a dead baby float? -you take your foot off its head.

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Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because no human can.

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Q: If I have 13 icecubes, and you have 12 icecubes, how many pancakes can I fit on the roof? A: Purple, because aliens don't wear hats.

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There is an Asian, an American, and a Mexican on a falling plane. The pilot announces that the plane is plummeting out of the sky and says that he needs to drop the cargo. The pilot drops the cargo but the plane is too heavy still. The pilot tells the passengers to drop some personal belongings. The Asian drops rice, the Mexican drops his guns, and the American throws the Mexican and yells "Remember the Alamo!".

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What's green and has wheels? Dave Matthew's Band

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If a man without hands is called a handicap, what do you call a man without legs? A handicap.

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What is it called when a black man does cocaine? A felony.

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Why was the little Jewish girl sad? Because neo-Nazis killed her family.

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What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Having a refrigerator fall on you

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What do you call a black person that flies a plane? A pilot.

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knock knock who's there? Kallie Kallie who? sorry, wrong house

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Man: Docter it hurts when i touch my legs! Docter: yeah you have two shattered knee caps youll never walk again.

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it's a chicken and it doesn't know any better. It probably doesn't know where it is much less where it's going.

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What do you call a man who stole from a thief? A thief, no matter whom you are stealing from the consequences are dire.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have AIDS and now you do too!

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What happened to the guy that fell off the building? He hit the ground

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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