what did the cow said to the other cow? Moo

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What's red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

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What's big, wet and hairy? Not what you think it is.

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Womens rights

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When Chuck Norris runs, he doesn't even move a muscle.

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What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? Their names, if you know them. If not just say "excuse me"

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What will Postman Pat be called after he retires? Pat.

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How do you stop a baby from flying? Hit it with a shovel.

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The Paralympics! Even if you win, you're still retarded!

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Oh

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Your mother is so good in the kitchen that we all asked for a second helping.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She didn't have arms.

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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The Arrowtongue commands the road like a semi-truck. But the Gyrosprinter corners on a dime.

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boobs

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whats small and looks funny? A baby with a penis sewed to its face.

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Knock knock. It's me, the ratboy genius.

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Two muffins were sitting in an oven. The first muffin did not look over to the other one and did not talk to it because muffins are objects and do not have the ability to communicate.

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Why did Billy cry? He had Pubic Lice

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Whats brown and sticky? A massive shit.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I regurgitate doorknobs

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how does an elephant ask for a bun? may i please have a bun?

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when life gives you lemmons, chuck em' at beiber

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Simon says; "You're adopted."

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