why did the rabit lose the race? it was a dumb@$$

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Why was the Nazi killed? for crimes against Humanity

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Robin- Hey, Batman, can i drive tonight? Batman- Eat my left dick Robin- OK, Batman, but can i still ... mmuupfm fmuupmf... I suppose that means no... mmmupf mmfupfmpfmum...

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Why did the black man work at a Kentucky Fried Chicken? Because he was fired from his job at a grocery store, and it was the only job he could find on short notice in the current job market.

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*Tell your listener to say knock knock* B: Knock knock A: Who's there? B: *awkward silence

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rosses are red violets are blue poems are hard alligator

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A man goes to the doctor and says, "Doc I feel like a pair of curtains!" The doctor replied, "That's probably because you're schizophrenic."

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What is the difference in a dead dog in the road, and a dead black guy in the road? One was a dog and one was a human being..

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What did the alien discuss with the other alien? Something we discussed.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Cuz the chicken crossed the road

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Why is Jem no longer a cartoon? Because they all died from toxic hairspray.

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An American guy, Chinese guy, and Black guy are on a boat. Who jumps off first? Hopefully no one jumps off, especially because the ocean current is strong. They should call the coast guard if they are lost and find a safe way back to shore.

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The Paralympics! Even if you win, you're still retarded!

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Arnold Schwarzenegger has a big one. Lady Gaga has a small one. Madonna doesn't have one. What is it? A last name.

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Yo mamma's so fat, she died of diabeties and we all mourn her loss.

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whats green can fly and has legs? a plane i lied about the legs

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What do you call a gardener in Mexico? Un Jardinero.

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knock knock who's there? refelection reflection who? reflection in the mirror, it's you -lINDz@Y $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ s/0 to my B0oFrand J0rdan MiLaRR

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My mother-in-law is so ugly I actually feel quite sorry for her.

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How do you torture Helen Keller? Waterboarding.

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After Fighting Apollo creed. Rocky screams ADRIAN!!!! After 3 days of cardiac arrest he realises that ardian is a fregment on his imagination

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Why did the Black man drown? Because he could not and did not know how to swim. Because he could not afford the lessons to learn how to swim. Because he does not have the financial means to afford a lesson in swimming. Because he is of a low socio-economic level.

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boobs

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What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gangrape

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