- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you do when you come across a tiger in the jungle? Wipe it off and apologize.

Roses are red violets are blue i heart my toilet Becuase it holds all my POO!!!!!!!!

Knock Knock Who's there? A package, the UPS man is already back in his truck.

Your mom is so ugly, she buys groceries at the grocery store.

3 jews walk into a bar I lied it was a gas chamber

What's green and fluffy? Red fluff, if you're color blind.

Arsonist: Hey, did you listen to my mixtape? ... It's really good.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer Pressure.

Why did robin get in the batmobile? Batman told him to

When you wish upon a star... ... you're actually a few million years late, according to astronomy. The star is dead. Just like your dreams.

Knock Knock Who's there? Orange Oranges don't talk

A young boy is concerned about his fathers health, due to the fact he may have cancer. Turns out, he doesn't. So they got ice cream.

Joe Paterno dosn't walk into a police station.-South Park

What happens when you put a cat in an oven? Don't, because it will die.

"Ask me if I am a Lemon?" "Are you a Lemon?" "Yes, ask me if I'm an Orange" "No, I'm a Lemon."

Why did my cat die? I drowned it in the bath.

Why did Uncle Monty shove his head up a horses arse? Because it gave Doris an erection. She chose to keep her male genital organs following her gender changing procedure, so that she could still father children.

Tim tebow is the anti christ

So these two gay guys walk backwards into a bar.

Why couldn't the boy see? He was dead

What does a blonde do in her spare time. Why are you interested, creep!

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? -I don't have a ferrari in my garage.

How do you a baby into a small bowl? Put it in the blender. How to u get it out? Tostitos.

An Englishman, a Frenchman and a German strand on an island. Searching the jungle, they fall into a trap. They get painfully killed and eaten by the cannibals.

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