A guy walks into a bar. He now has a broken collar bone.

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A horse walks into a bar why the long face? I have aids

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Why was the lady fat. She ate a lot of food.

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why did the boy fall down? he was shot

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have short-term memory loss. And roses are red.

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I have Alzheimer's, but at least I don't have Alzheimer's.

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The hippo's an African beast, Who notably is quite obese, Quite boorish and mean And never too lean And poops in the rivers, at least...

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Why were there only 5,000 Mexicans at the Battle of Alamo? They only had 1250 trucks.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm a scizophrenic, Or at least thats what the voices tell me.

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A woman comes to the doctor with a dog and the doctor says: -What are you doing here, dog? Get the hell out of here, you're an animal.

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Why was Tom flunking in school? He had a learning disability.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I regurgitate doorknobs

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Hoo. Who Hoo? You're a barn owl!

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whats funny with two wheels? A kid falling off his bike

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"Ask me if I'm a banana." "Are you a banana?" "No."

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69

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What is worse than burning your toast? - Obama

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a man walks into a bar, his alcoholism is slowly destroying his family

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why did the chicken cros the road? Becuase the all the cars were stopped at the near by red light.

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A blonde tries to kill herself cutting both her wrists.Why didn't it work? Because her boyfriend found her just in time and managed to stop the bleeding and took her to the hospital. After some years of therapy they got married and lived happy together for the rest of their lifes.

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There once was a man from Nantucket.

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Why'd the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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whats worse then 9/11? -George W. Bush

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Anti Joke

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