Who gave Max head georgia Hidi

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Why did a blind man buy a violin. To learn how to play a violin.

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How the hell did Susie get on the swing anyway I don't know you tell me?

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Why don't white people do the right thing? Because we suck

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how does an elephant ask for a bun? may i please have a bun?

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Guy 1: So who did you have sex with? Guy 2: I was Fucking Austria. Guy 1: What do you mean? Guy 2: Look it up.

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I hate it when i don't forward an email and then i die the next day.

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Why did the alligator travel through time? To get to the other side.

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Why did the man with no arms, and no legs knock on your door? He can't, he has no arms!

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A theif walks into a blonde ladies apartment. The theif takes all of her valuable belongings, leaving her life in shambles.

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So you there Red?

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How many chickens does it take to screw in a light bulb? Any number of chickens plus one person.

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What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Getting rape.d by a giant scorpion.

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why did the chicken cros the road? Becuase the all the cars were stopped at the near by red light.

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What do you get when you cross a blond with a plank of wood? A blond with a plank of wood on her head.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm a scizophrenic, Or at least thats what the voices tell me.

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Q: What did your mom say to your dad? A: Honey i want a divorce.

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Your momma's so fat that when she uses a hoolahoop, she gets tired after one try and has to stop.

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No, I still have to make sense of some facts bits and pieces here, and thinking is pretty much the only thing I can do at this moment, so why would my doppelganger wannabe call me from her mothers place?

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Fat people.

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why did jimmy fall of the swing? He had no arms or legs!

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Why did Billy cry? He had Pubic Lice

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A woman walks into a sex sop, she buys a dildo.

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Why was Tom flunking in school? He had a learning disability.

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