- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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pigs are sometimes pink GOSH

I asked my Grandma if she ever tried 69. And she said, “No, but I have done 53 -- that's all the sailors I could screw in one night.”

Reporter: So, how do you feel knowing you don't have some place to work when you walk out of your house because of that tornado? Guy: "Well, it feels even worse knowing I don't have a house to walk out of. . ."

What did the alien discuss with the other alien? Something we discussed.

why did the boy fall down? he was shot

I asked a Jewish girl for her number. she rolled up her sleeve.

Roses are red Violets are blue I am not using commas That is improper punctuation.

What's brown and sticky? a stick

What happens when you stick your finger in a pencil sharpener? Blood everywhere.

What did the girl fruit say to the boy fruit when he wanted to marry her? "No."

Why was Tom flunking in school? He had a learning disability.

How you learn to juggle? You ask someone for their balls.

A man walks into a barn the n was not visible

1: Why did the chicken cross the road? 2: The chicken has a right to privacy, stop questioning what she does

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Knock knock. Who's there? Michael Jackson.

Did you know Helen Keller had a tree house? Well, she did.

why did the chicken cros the road? Becuase the all the cars were stopped at the near by red light.

Husband: Shut up, there is now playing for Real Madrid Woman: So what? come help me clean. Husband:after the game,now shut up. Woman:Everyone knows Barcelona better... Police: So you're saying your wife fell on the knife alone?

Why were there only 5,000 Mexicans at the Battle of Alamo? They only had 1250 trucks.

How do you starve a Mexican? Deny him Food Stamps.

When life gives you skittles, throw them at random people and say "taste the freaking rainbow!"

What do you call a man covered in magnets? Attractive

How the hell did Susie get on the swing anyway I don't know you tell me?

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