"Ask me if I'm a banana." "Are you a banana?" "No."

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A: Ask me if I'm a truck. B: Are you a truck? A: No.

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Q : What did Piers tell his friend before leaving ? A : Bye.

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What's te best part about having sex with twenty two year olds? There are 20 of them ;)

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the poor thing is so confused and is seeking a near by farm.

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A man is being followed by a large swarm of mosquitoes. He eradicates them by spraying himself with an insect repellent that has a high deet concentration.

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A blonde tries to kill herself cutting both her wrists.Why didn't it work? Because her boyfriend found her just in time and managed to stop the bleeding and took her to the hospital. After some years of therapy they got married and lived happy together for the rest of their lifes.

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What happens when you put a cat in an oven? Don't, because it will die.

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Why were there only 5,000 Mexicans at the Battle of Alamo? They only had 1250 trucks.

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holocaust jokes are bad, anne frankly they annoy me

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A blonde, a brunette, and a red-head are trapped on a desert island together After many days without food, they resort to cannibalism. The blonde eats the brunette, and the red-head eats the blonde. The red-head eventually dies once the water supply runs out.

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Why was the Nazi killed? for crimes against Humanity

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So these two gay guys walk backwards into a bar.

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Why did the bartender tell the black man to "Get Out"? It was 4 a.m and the bar closed at 3:30 a.m an honest mistake by the man.

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How is it you become the true badass you say? Its a very complicated process that takes decades of training, and many failed attempts on before you become the one, true badass on the entire planet. Once you had done it. People will love you forever, there would be parades, parties, celebrations, even a holiday, just for you and you alone. Too bad I'll never tell you.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Shes been dead for some time now.

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What's the difference between a joke and an anti-joke? I don't know man, but you touch yourself at night.

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Knock Knock Who's there? It's actually much safer to look through the peep hole than it is to let a stranger know you are home.

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Where is my tractor?

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A priest walks into a bar, which is suprising because priests don't usually go to bars.

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a black man jumps in a pool.

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why did the chicken cros the road? Becuase the all the cars were stopped at the near by red light.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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