Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have short-term memory loss. And roses are red.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I was dropped on my head as a baby, kjhgfiehcgbfbjebfiuheggfcug

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Fat people.

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How the hell did Susie get on the swing anyway I don't know you tell me?

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why did jimmy fall of the swing? He had no arms or legs!

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An impolite guy walks into a bar... and doesn't apologize to the bar.

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Why couldn't the asian drive the car. He was underage and did not have his license yet.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing set. Cuz she had no arms or legs. Knock Knock Who's there Not Sally

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So you there Red?

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Why does Mike Tyson always win his fights? Because he hides in a refridgerator

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Knock Knock Who's there? Orange Oranges don't talk

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I have no soul so I must consume yours

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I have Alzheimer's, but at least I don't have Alzheimer's.

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Whats gay and has wheels? Alex Egbert, I lied about the wheels

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Why was Tom flunking in school? He had a learning disability.

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Why did the alligator travel through time? To get to the other side.

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knock knock GO AWAY I'M IN THE SHOWER

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What's te best part about having sex with twenty two year olds? There are 20 of them ;)

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Why did the man complain of pain in his ankle? Because several consecutive tissue samples of the area revealed a rapidly metastasizing neoplasm. Blood samples indicated the presence of what appeared to be Hodgkins Lymphoma. The man was very wealthy, however, and had world class doctors treat him. He then donated a vast portion of his wealth to research.

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I asked a Jewish girl for her number. she rolled up her sleeve.

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what is worse than a pile of dead babies? the one on the bottom trying to eat its way out of a pile of babies that have been poisoned.

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What is green and fuzzy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

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What happen to the ginger after he posted a joke? He was put in jail for 6 months, and analy raped in prision!

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Anti Joke

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