How many dead babies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Trick Question. Baby's aren't smart enough comprehend changing light bulbs

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Roses are grey Violets are grey Everything is grey I'm color blind.

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into another apple and finding another worm.

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whats funny with two wheels? A kid falling off his bike

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"Ask me if I'm a banana." "Are you a banana?" "No."

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Why doesn't Santa come in the summer? Because it's not Christmas.

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Why was the lady fat. She ate a lot of food.

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who has brown eyes blonde hair and red lips a human-being

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Knock Knock Who's there? Orange Oranges don't talk

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the poor thing is so confused and is seeking a near by farm.

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A man is being followed by a large swarm of mosquitoes. He eradicates them by spraying himself with an insect repellent that has a high deet concentration.

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Why was the cancer patient in the hospital? Her mother threw a rock at her head.

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Why'd the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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A man runs into a bar, he is in a coma for 7 years and most likely going to die, of severe brain damage.

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Why did the bartender tell the black man to "Get Out"? It was 4 a.m and the bar closed at 3:30 a.m an honest mistake by the man.

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How is it you become the true badass you say? Its a very complicated process that takes decades of training, and many failed attempts on before you become the one, true badass on the entire planet. Once you had done it. People will love you forever, there would be parades, parties, celebrations, even a holiday, just for you and you alone. Too bad I'll never tell you.

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Q: What was Jerry Sandusky's defensive philosophy at Penn State? A: Get penetration and always cover the Tight End.

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Why did the elephant cross the river? CAUSE YOLO (even though he died)

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Why couldn't the asian drive the car. He was underage and did not have his license yet.

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What's worse then dumping your' girlfriend over text? Dumping her best friend over text at the same time.

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What's te best part about having sex with twenty two year olds? There are 20 of them ;)

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A horse walks into a bar why the long face? I have aids

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I asked a Jewish girl for her number. she rolled up her sleeve.

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why did the chicken cros the road? Becuase the all the cars were stopped at the near by red light.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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