Why are asians so smart? Because they study very hard and learn the material.

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I have Alzheimer's, but at least I don't have Alzheimer's.

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Two ducks are sitting on washcloths in the middle of a lake. One duck looks to the other and asks, "hey, do you have any soap?" to which the other duck responds, "what do you think I am, a typewriter?"

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Whats gay and has wheels? Alex Egbert, I lied about the wheels

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What did the midget say to the clown that was blocking the doorway? Excuse me

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Why was Tom flunking in school? He had a learning disability.

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Why did Harry get in the taxi? His mother told him to put his seatbelt on.

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How many dead babies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Trick Question. Baby's aren't smart enough comprehend changing light bulbs

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Roses are grey Violets are grey Everything is grey I'm color blind.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Ostrich. Ostrich who? No no I don't have a formal name, I'm just telling you I'm an ostrich.

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knock knock GO AWAY I'M IN THE SHOWER

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Whats 1+1? Well,According to John Willemain's Business Analysis: Problem Solving Using Calculus and Finite Mathematics it's 2.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have short-term memory loss. And roses are red.

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what is worse than a pile of dead babies? the one on the bottom trying to eat its way out of a pile of babies that have been poisoned.

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What is green and fuzzy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

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whats worse then 9/11? -George W. Bush

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Fat people.

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How the hell did Susie get on the swing anyway I don't know you tell me?

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why did jimmy fall of the swing? He had no arms or legs!

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An impolite guy walks into a bar... and doesn't apologize to the bar.

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Arsonist: Hey, did you listen to my mixtape? ... It's really good.

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Why couldn't the asian drive the car. He was underage and did not have his license yet.

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Knock Knock Whose there? Lemons Lemons who? The fruit

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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