Why did the Turkey cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken

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Roses are red Violets are blue I regurgitate doorknobs

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Hoo. Who Hoo? You're a barn owl!

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when life gives you lemmons, chuck em' at beiber

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whats funny with two wheels? A kid falling off his bike

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Why doesn't Santa come in the summer? Because it's not Christmas.

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What is worse than burning your toast? - Obama

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A guy walks into a bar. He now has a broken collar bone.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It wanted honey. Why did the chicken cross the road? It wanted to get to his house. Why did the chicken cross the road? It was stupid.

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why did the chicken cros the road? Becuase the all the cars were stopped at the near by red light.

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why did the boy fall down? he was shot

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have short-term memory loss. And roses are red.

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There once was a man from Nantucket.

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Why'd the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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whats worse then 9/11? -George W. Bush

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How is it you become the true badass you say? Its a very complicated process that takes decades of training, and many failed attempts on before you become the one, true badass on the entire planet. Once you had done it. People will love you forever, there would be parades, parties, celebrations, even a holiday, just for you and you alone. Too bad I'll never tell you.

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One day, I was looking at my brand new wooden table, and I thought, "wow, that is a very nice brand new wooden table." And then my dog peed on it. I killed the dog.

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rosses are red violets are blue poems are hard alligator

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How many eco-friendly people does it take to change a lightbulb? Nobody knows because fluorescent lightbulbs last 6 to 12 years longer than an incandescent lightbulb.

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into another apple and finding another worm.

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What is the main similarity of Darth Vader and Michael Jackson? They are both dead fathers.

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"Ask me if I'm a banana." "Are you a banana?" "No."

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What do you call two black guys flying a plane? Pilots.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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