- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the alien discuss with the other alien? Something we discussed.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have AIDS and now you do too!

Whats the difference between a baby and a watermelon? Ones fun to hit with a sledgehammer. The other one is a watermelon.

The hippo's an African beast, Who notably is quite obese, Quite boorish and mean And never too lean And poops in the rivers, at least...

POOP FART BUTTS HAHAHA!!!!

Why were there only 5,000 Mexicans at the Battle of Alamo? They only had 1250 trucks.

Knock knock Who's there? Yolanda I do not know anyone by that name. I am sorry Oh I must be at the wrong house. My apologies. Oh, it's alright. Have a nice day You too. Take care!

What did the girl fruit say to the boy fruit when he wanted to marry her? "No."

How the hell did Susie get on the swing anyway I don't know you tell me?

What has four legs, is green and furry, and if it falls out of a tree it will kill you? A pool table.

Why did Harry get in the taxi? His mother told him to put his seatbelt on.

Roses are red Violets are blue I regurgitate doorknobs

1: Why did the chicken cross the road? 2: The chicken has a right to privacy, stop questioning what she does

Why did Doris have no control over her bladder? Because she was old and suffered catastrophic incontinence

Why couldn't the asian drive the car. He was underage and did not have his license yet.

A: Ask me if I'm a truck. B: Are you a truck? A: No.

why did the chicken cros the road? Becuase the all the cars were stopped at the near by red light.

Reporter: So, how do you feel knowing you don't have some place to work when you walk out of your house because of that tornado? Guy: "Well, it feels even worse knowing I don't have a house to walk out of. . ."

Q Why is an octopus like a tree? A Haven't the foggiest.

What's black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender

why did the boy fall down? he was shot

There once was a man from Nantucket.

What do you say when a black girl asks you out? No!

When life gives you skittles, throw them at random people and say "taste the freaking rainbow!"

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