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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My mother-in-law is so ugly I actually feel quite sorry for her.

A 14 year old walks into a bar. The bartender yells "Hey, no minors allowed!" The 14 year old yells back "Excuse me? Do you see a fvcking pickaxe?"

The hippo's an African beast, Who notably is quite obese, Quite boorish and mean And never too lean And poops in the rivers, at least...

What's the difference between a Muslim and a box? A box won't blow you up!

i like serious. serious means business. business means cash. cash means money. money makes me happy and when i'm happy you dont die

Why did humpty dumpty fall off the wall? Because he was pushed.

How do u know someones running? They leave this????behind

Why did Harry get in the taxi? His mother told him to put his seatbelt on.

A man walks into a barn the n was not visible

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Why did the elephant cross the river? CAUSE YOLO (even though he died)

Whats white, black, and red all over? A half eaten penguin

What's worse then dumping your' girlfriend over text? Dumping her best friend over text at the same time.

Why would someone smile at a tumble weed? I don't know, it's an inanimate object.And is ugly Just like the couch in the basement in That 70's Show.

A guy walks into a bar. He now has a broken collar bone.

An American guy, Chinese guy, and Black guy are on a boat. Who jumps off first? Hopefully no one jumps off, especially because the ocean current is strong. They should call the coast guard if they are lost and find a safe way back to shore.

Why was the lady fat. She ate a lot of food.

What did the convicted necrophiliac pedophile do when he found a dead baby? He reported it to the authorities because despite his past habits and behaviour, and after years of rehabilitation he became a responsible and considerate citizen

HEY are you aware of how tired your suitcase is? Sorry, I rest my case.

Why was Hitler a bad person? He killed himself.

Why'd the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Two ducks are sitting on washcloths in the middle of a lake. One duck looks to the other and asks, "hey, do you have any soap?" to which the other duck responds, "what do you think I am, a typewriter?"

An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

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