How do you divide 2574 by 23.5 WIth a calculator

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Shes been dead for some time now.

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what did the man say to the other man? hi

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Justin Bieber

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Why doesn't Santa come in the summer? Because it's not Christmas.

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Why did the dog cross the road? He was on a walk with his owner so they used a crosswalk to safely get back home.

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Why does Mike Tyson always win his fights? Because he hides in a refridgerator

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Knock Knock Who's there? Orange Oranges don't talk

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What's black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender

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Why did the man complain of pain in his ankle? Because several consecutive tissue samples of the area revealed a rapidly metastasizing neoplasm. Blood samples indicated the presence of what appeared to be Hodgkins Lymphoma. The man was very wealthy, however, and had world class doctors treat him. He then donated a vast portion of his wealth to research.

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Har har hey

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Why did the black man kill himself? Because he was black

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If you have a green ball in your left hand and a green ball your right hand, what do you have? Kermit the Frog's undivided attention

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What's green and falls fom a tree? A dump truck. I lied about it being green.

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roses are red Jacob's a Jew the holocaust was funny Haha f**k you

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Roses are red Violets are blue Last night I came home to find my entire family murdered....

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Why did Billy cry? He had Pubic Lice

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What do you get when you cross a dog and a cat? A hybrid animal that can never exist to do each species own genetic make-up which would subsequently reject the other's. I.E. The cat would reject the dog sperm from ever fertilizing and the dog would reject cat sperm.

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Why did the car stop? There was a fridge in the road

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hey i just F****d u and this is crazy so delete the number and keep the baby

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Q: How many babies does it take to paint a shed? A: Considering babies are incapable of rational thought it is unlikely they would understand how to employ the correct method to paint.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Ostrich. Ostrich who? No no I don't have a formal name, I'm just telling you I'm an ostrich.

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Knock Knock Who's there? A package, the UPS man is already back in his truck.

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Anti Joke

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