why couldn't the little girl play on the swing? Matty Russel was chasing her

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Why don't white people do the right thing? Because we suck

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What has four legs, is green and furry, and if it falls out of a tree it will kill you? A pool table.

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*Tell your listener to say knock knock* B: Knock knock A: Who's there? B: *awkward silence

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rosses are red violets are blue poems are hard alligator

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A priest, a rabbi, and a Buddhist monk walk into a bar. They discuss their differences over a pint of beer and leave with a greater understanding of each other's faiths.

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what did the gay guy get for his birthday aids

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What's worse then dumping your' girlfriend over text? Dumping her best friend over text at the same time.

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whats purple with fur?nothing mammals cannot have purple fur

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Why couldn't the guy find his pants? Because his girlfriend stole them last night

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have AIDS and now you do too!

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have short-term memory loss. And roses are red.

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What happens when you put a cat in an oven? Don't, because it will die.

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A man took his son out to play catch. The boy didn't even try to catch the ball. After that the man took his son to the amusement park to have fun. The boy didn't even try to have fun. Then the man took his son to the burger place nearby. Once again the son didn't even touch his food. Finally the man lost his temper and beat his seemingly ungrateful son and cried over the fact that his son was mentally retarded.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She didn't have arms.

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Guy 1: That's what she said! HAHAHA!!! Guy 2: That's what who said? Guy 1: I don't know. :/

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Two Irish men walk into a bar, order a drink and sit down to enjoy the drink and friednly conversation.

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What do you get when you put a dog in a cage. Cantaloupes

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When is homework not homework? When it is turned into the teacher.

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Your mom is so ugly, she buys groceries at the grocery store.

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Arsonist: Hey, did you listen to my mixtape? ... It's really good.

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What happened when an atheist burned down the home of a priest? He was arrested, charged with arson and sentenced to 5 years in prison.

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if a bra is called a over the shoulder boulder holder what is male underware called sincerly, under the butt nut hut

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