whats purple with fur?nothing mammals cannot have purple fur

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What did Jerry Sandusky do when he was alone with 3 little boys? Taught them how to play football.

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What's green and fluffy? Red fluff, if you're color blind.

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What does this joke have in common with a ruphies party? They both have an unpopular punchline.

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There's an American, an African, and a Chinese walking down the street. Because the bar is down there.

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What do you get when you cross a blond with a plank of wood? A blond with a plank of wood on her head.

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What did the clerk say and do when he was givng out free food What he did:Gave them What he said:"If you want to get this free, pay $5.00"

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who has brown eyes blonde hair and red lips a human-being

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What's the difference between a Muslim and a box? A box won't blow you up!

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How did the black man get a new television? He worked hard and put away a small percentage of his weekly wage in order to save for this new addition to his household.

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What happens when you stick your finger in a pencil sharpener? Blood everywhere.

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how long has dibey got left like :)

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porcupines love sun bathing in the winter months so it dosent rape their nose hairs

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Yes.

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How do you starve a Mexican? Deny him Food Stamps.

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Whats white and all over my room? paint

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Por que não passa Globo Esporte na Etiópia? Porque a Rede Globo não tem afiliadas por lá.

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why did the duck cross the road? More than likely there was something that appeals to the duck on the other side such as a pond or duck food. On the contrary there could also be something that did not appeal to the duck on the side from which he is departing from such as a lack of a pond or a lack of duck food.

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Yo mama is so fat, so when she jumped of a building, she died.

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Me: Knock Knock, Pornstar: Cum in.

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What happened when an atheist burned down the home of a priest? He was arrested, charged with arson and sentenced to 5 years in prison.

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What's the longest, hardest thing on a black man? His femur.

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What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Getting rape.d by a giant scorpion.

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