Uh, "Abel", seriously get over here and then get some sleep, not only did you get the code all wrong, there is no number to be deciphered at all, besides its called a laptop with a battery. Speaking of general dumbass... You have not changed the least, you really remind me of a cruel, sloppy, less disciplined (except the wise cracking thing Nero resorted to to push me away and apparently dodge gun fire, maybe his way of handling nerves. You might look like him, but personality wise you are completely different, cruel, sloppy, graphical, I mean did you ever see Nero get angry? I never did. That said Neo-Nero, you are a nice guy too, especially if you get here fast enough, I mean this place is freezing.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Funding a half worm in your apple because you just ate half of a worm!

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whats worse then 9/11? -George W. Bush

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why couldn't the little girl play on the swing? Matty Russel was chasing her

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What did the midget say to the clown that was blocking the doorway? Excuse me

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Why did Harry get in the taxi? His mother told him to put his seatbelt on.

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Grammar ... the difference between knowing your shit, and knowing you're shit.

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What is black and gray? This rectangle and this text.

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What's worse than seeing your grandma naked. nothing.

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What do a duck and a bike have in common? They both have handle bars except for the duck

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Yo mama so fat she sells shade. Yo mama so fat she needs cheat codes for wii fit. Yo mama so fat she in call of duty when a player kills her they get a 5 person kill streak. Yo mama so fat that she is fat. :)

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whats purple with fur?nothing mammals cannot have purple fur

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3 guys walk into a bar to tell an anti joke. The bartender asks them to leave.

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What did Sarah Palin say as she gazed to the West? "I really wish my daughter hadn't gotten pregnant."

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What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Getting rape.d by a giant scorpion.

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Why does Mike Tyson always win his fights? Because he hides in a refridgerator

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whats worse than Brussels sprouts brussels sprouts that has petite vegetation, lack of sun causing mold and placed in a septic tank.

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Har har hey

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George Bush.

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How did the black man get a new television? He worked hard and put away a small percentage of his weekly wage in order to save for this new addition to his household.

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Why was 15 afraid of 16? Coz 16 was bigger than him.

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What did George W. Bush say to his wife when he got home? I'm home.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he has Obsessive Complusive Disorder.

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Why was the wife not in the kitchen? The husband's gay.

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