Why is a bear like a cloud? They are both blue.

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why did the chicken cros the road? Becuase the all the cars were stopped at the near by red light.

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Husband: Shut up, there is now playing for Real Madrid Woman: So what? come help me clean. Husband:after the game,now shut up. Woman:Everyone knows Barcelona better... Police: So you're saying your wife fell on the knife alone?

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What do you get when you cross a blond with a plank of wood? A blond with a plank of wood on her head.

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POOP FART BUTTS HAHAHA!!!!

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A blonde brunette and redhead all jump off a building. Who hit the ground first? The brunette because she jumped first

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How do you starve a Mexican? Deny him Food Stamps.

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Fat people.

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why did jimmy fall of the swing? He had no arms or legs!

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I saw a man lying on the floor. He ate too much cake.

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Why was Tom flunking in school? He had a learning disability.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I regurgitate doorknobs

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What's the difference between George W Bush and a doorknob? George W Bush is the president of the United States. A doorknob is a mechanical device that securely closes a hinged door, thereby keeping your family safe from danger.

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A man walks into a barn the n was not visible

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pigs are sometimes pink GOSH

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Knock Knock Who's there? It's actually much safer to look through the peep hole than it is to let a stranger know you are home.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Michael Jackson.

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whats worse than Brussels sprouts brussels sprouts that has petite vegetation, lack of sun causing mold and placed in a septic tank.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have AIDS and now you do too!

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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George Bush.

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What do you call a kid without brothers or sisters What? a chinese Boy!!!!!!! lol ;)

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The sons of modern psychology: COCAINE MOTHERF8CKERS! COMING OUT IN YOUR CINEMA RENTAL STORE YESTERDAY! Sold out. (yesterday)

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What's brown and sticky? a stick

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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