hey i just F****d u and this is crazy so delete the number and keep the baby

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What's the difference between George W Bush and a doorknob? George W Bush is the president of the United States. A doorknob is a mechanical device that securely closes a hinged door, thereby keeping your family safe from danger.

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Why can't humans fly? Because there is simply no natural way of achieving lift with the bodies that we have. We must use other means to become airborne such as planes and hot air balloons.

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It's not just me bomber, Kane Aodhan and kevin are all posting stuff too so SBB!!!

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Why did the man with no arms, and no legs knock on your door? He can't, he has no arms!

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whats purple with fur?nothing mammals cannot have purple fur

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So you there Red?

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why did the chicken cros the road? Becuase the all the cars were stopped at the near by red light.

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Why is a bear like a cloud? They are both blue.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Michael Jackson.

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whats worse than Brussels sprouts brussels sprouts that has petite vegetation, lack of sun causing mold and placed in a septic tank.

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What do you get when you cross a blond with a plank of wood? A blond with a plank of wood on her head.

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POOP FART BUTTS HAHAHA!!!!

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George Bush.

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The sons of modern psychology: COCAINE MOTHERF8CKERS! COMING OUT IN YOUR CINEMA RENTAL STORE YESTERDAY! Sold out. (yesterday)

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A blonde brunette and redhead all jump off a building. Who hit the ground first? The brunette because she jumped first

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How do you starve a Mexican? Deny him Food Stamps.

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Fat people.

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whats worse then 9/11? -George W. Bush

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why did jimmy fall of the swing? He had no arms or legs!

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Roses are red Violets are blue I regurgitate doorknobs

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A man walks into a barn the n was not visible

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Why did the boy punch his teacher? Muscle spasms.

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pigs are sometimes pink GOSH

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