Why did the black man kill himself? Because he was black

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Why did humpty dumpty fall off the wall? Because he was pushed.

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There once was a man from Nantucket.

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A man took his son out to play catch. The boy didn't even try to catch the ball. After that the man took his son to the amusement park to have fun. The boy didn't even try to have fun. Then the man took his son to the burger place nearby. Once again the son didn't even touch his food. Finally the man lost his temper and beat his seemingly ungrateful son and cried over the fact that his son was mentally retarded.

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Guy 1: That's what she said! HAHAHA!!! Guy 2: That's what who said? Guy 1: I don't know. :/

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An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

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A woman comes to the doctor with a dog and the doctor says: -What are you doing here, dog? Get the hell out of here, you're an animal.

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So these two gay guys walk backwards into a bar.

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What is the difference in a dead dog in the road, and a dead black guy in the road? One was a dog and one was a human being..

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Knock knock. Who's there? Michael Jackson.

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Knock knock Who's there? The police Ahh shit

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What do you call a man who stole from a thief? A thief, no matter whom you are stealing from the consequences are dire.

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What happens when you put a cat in an oven? Don't, because it will die.

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Knock knock Who's there? Yolanda I do not know anyone by that name. I am sorry Oh I must be at the wrong house. My apologies. Oh, it's alright. Have a nice day You too. Take care!

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A blonde, a brunette, and a red-head are trapped on a desert island together After many days without food, they resort to cannibalism. The blonde eats the brunette, and the red-head eats the blonde. The red-head eventually dies once the water supply runs out.

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What happen to the ginger after he posted a joke? He was put in jail for 6 months, and analy raped in prision!

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Whats gay and has wheels? Alex Egbert, I lied about the wheels

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Why was the Nazi killed? for crimes against Humanity

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*Tell your listener to say knock knock* B: Knock knock A: Who's there? B: *awkward silence

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Knock Knock Who's there? A package, the UPS man is already back in his truck.

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Why did the man with no arms, and no legs knock on your door? He can't, he has no arms!

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A theif walks into a blonde ladies apartment. The theif takes all of her valuable belongings, leaving her life in shambles.

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Knock knock Who's there? The police. Your husband has been killed in an accident.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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