There once was a man from Nantucket.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a red-head are trapped on a desert island together After many days without food, they resort to cannibalism. The blonde eats the brunette, and the red-head eats the blonde. The red-head eventually dies once the water supply runs out.

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An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

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why did jimmy fall of the swing? He had no arms or legs!

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Why was the Nazi killed? for crimes against Humanity

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Why was the little Jewish girl sad? Because neo-Nazis killed her family.

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how does an elephant ask for a bun? may i please have a bun?

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Your mom is so ugly, she buys groceries at the grocery store.

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if a bra is called a over the shoulder boulder holder what is male underware called sincerly, under the butt nut hut

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Whats white, black, and red all over? A half eaten penguin

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Why Do Black Men Like Koolaid Because its red

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Knock knock. Who's there? Michael Jackson.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Orange Oranges don't talk

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the poor thing is so confused and is seeking a near by farm.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I am not using commas That is improper punctuation.

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A white man asks a black man, "Did you fall into a chimney?" and laughs. The man proceeds to wash off his hands and face to reveal beautiful, dark-brown skin. Then they both joke about it because they are best friends.

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What happens when you put a cat in an oven? Don't, because it will die.

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A blonde brunette and redhead all jump off a building. Who hit the ground first? The brunette because she jumped first

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Why did Cody sit in the corner? Because his daddy didn't love him. #DaddyDoesn'tLoveYouAnymoreChair

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How do you starve a Mexican? Deny him Food Stamps.

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What happen to the ginger after he posted a joke? He was put in jail for 6 months, and analy raped in prision!

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What's the difference between Republicans and Democrats? There is a series of boxes which one can choose to check on a ballot, officially registering an individual with a certain party. Available parties include the Green Party, The American Communist Party, The Republican Party, and the Democratic Party among others. Republicans choose to check the Republican box, Democrats choose to check the Democrat box. Also Republicans are closet homosexuals and Democrats are terrorists.

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A woman comes to the doctor with a dog and the doctor says: -What are you doing here, dog? Get the hell out of here, you're an animal.

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So these two gay guys walk backwards into a bar.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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