Whats the difference between a baby and a watermelon? Ones fun to hit with a sledgehammer. The other one is a watermelon.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have AIDS and now you do too!

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Husband: Shut up, there is now playing for Real Madrid Woman: So what? come help me clean. Husband:after the game,now shut up. Woman:Everyone knows Barcelona better... Police: So you're saying your wife fell on the knife alone?

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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The sons of modern psychology: COCAINE MOTHERF8CKERS! COMING OUT IN YOUR CINEMA RENTAL STORE YESTERDAY! Sold out. (yesterday)

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POOP FART BUTTS HAHAHA!!!!

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Two guys walk in a bar, and they die.

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What do you say when a black girl asks you out? No!

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When life gives you skittles, throw them at random people and say "taste the freaking rainbow!"

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Por que não passa Globo Esporte na Etiópia? Porque a Rede Globo não tem afiliadas por lá.

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how does an elephant ask for a bun? may i please have a bun?

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A: Ask me if I'm a truck. B: Are you a truck? A: No.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Michael Jackson.

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Yo Momma's so fat she has Type 1 Diabetes.

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Why did the penis rape the vagina, because it felt good!

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There once was a man from Nantucket.

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Why was Hitler a bad person? He killed himself.

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why did the jew drop his coin? beacuse a nazi killed him before he put it in his pocket

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How do you starve a Mexican? Deny him Food Stamps.

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No, I still have to make sense of some facts bits and pieces here, and thinking is pretty much the only thing I can do at this moment, so why would my doppelganger wannabe call me from her mothers place?

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How many people can you fit in an oven? A: I Don't know ask a holocaust survivor.

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What goes about 36 miles per hour and screams? A baby attached to a ceiling fan.

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How you learn to juggle? You ask someone for their balls.

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Roses are grey Violets are grey Everything is grey I'm color blind.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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