A: Ask me if I'm a truck. B: Are you a truck? A: No.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Michael Jackson.

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Whats the difference between a baby and a watermelon? Ones fun to hit with a sledgehammer. The other one is a watermelon.

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What's black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender

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Why did the penis rape the vagina, because it felt good!

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There once was a man from Nantucket.

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How do you starve a Mexican? Deny him Food Stamps.

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whats worse then 9/11? -George W. Bush

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What goes about 36 miles per hour and screams? A baby attached to a ceiling fan.

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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How you learn to juggle? You ask someone for their balls.

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What did Sarah Palin say as she gazed to the West? "I really wish my daughter hadn't gotten pregnant."

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have AIDS and now you do too!

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knock knock who's there? refelection reflection who? reflection in the mirror, it's you -lINDz@Y $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ s/0 to my B0oFrand J0rdan MiLaRR

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Two guys walk in a bar, and they die.

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Why was Hitler a bad person? He killed himself.

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What's green and has wheels? Dave Matthew's Band

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Por que não passa Globo Esporte na Etiópia? Porque a Rede Globo não tem afiliadas por lá.

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Why was the little Jewish girl sad? Because neo-Nazis killed her family.

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how does an elephant ask for a bun? may i please have a bun?

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Why did the boy punch his teacher? Muscle spasms.

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What is worse than burning your toast? - Obama

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A priest walks into a bar, which is suprising because priests don't usually go to bars.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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