What's green and has wheels? Dave Matthew's Band

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How do you starve a Mexican? Deny him Food Stamps.

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whats worse then 9/11? -George W. Bush

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How the hell did Susie get on the swing anyway I don't know you tell me?

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How many people can you fit in an oven? A: I Don't know ask a holocaust survivor.

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What goes about 36 miles per hour and screams? A baby attached to a ceiling fan.

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How you learn to juggle? You ask someone for their balls.

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It's not just me bomber, Kane Aodhan and kevin are all posting stuff too so SBB!!!

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A: Ask me if I'm a truck. B: Are you a truck? A: No.

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What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Getting rape.d by a giant scorpion.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? He wasn't because he wasn't capable of having emotions after he fell into a coma and died 10 months ago after a severe car crash involving a drunk driver. The believed driver,3 had a blood alcohol of .26 and rear ended 6's car at 60 mph. 3 was uninjured and promptly arrested but....6 wasn't so lucky. The doctors said there was no chance of him coming back and they pulled the plug.He was only 9 days away from his 32nd birthday. The funeral was held shortly after, 7 seemed the most upset and couldn't hold back the tears well enough to make it through the whole service. The family is now forever scarred. In Loving Memory of 6 February 22,1982-February 13,2014 Loving father, Caring husband, Forever in our hearts

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whats worse than Brussels sprouts brussels sprouts that has petite vegetation, lack of sun causing mold and placed in a septic tank.

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POOP FART BUTTS HAHAHA!!!!

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You might be a redneck if you are an individual a part of a low social caste in a predominately rural area such as the southern part of the United States or a mountainous area such as the Appalachians or Ozarks who may or may not partake in stereotypical activities such as hunting, fishing or farming And who also lives in possibly degraded living conditions.

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Why was the baby going so fast? It was tied to a bus.

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Your momma's so fat that when she uses a hoolahoop, she gets tired after one try and has to stop.

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What do you say when a black girl asks you out? No!

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why couldn't the little girl play on the swing? Matty Russel was chasing her

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What did the midget say to the clown that was blocking the doorway? Excuse me

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A priest walks into a bar, which is suprising because priests don't usually go to bars.

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A man ingested a hamburger. It proved fatal due to a tomato allergy.

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What's black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender

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Whats the difference between a baby and a watermelon? Ones fun to hit with a sledgehammer. The other one is a watermelon.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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