How do you divide 2574 by 23.5 WIth a calculator

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Knock knock. Who's there? Ostrich. Ostrich who? No no I don't have a formal name, I'm just telling you I'm an ostrich.

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Knock Knock Who's there? A package, the UPS man is already back in his truck.

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What did Christopher Columbus say to his men before they got on the ship? "Men, get on the ship."

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Why did the dog cross the road? He was on a walk with his owner so they used a crosswalk to safely get back home.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Orange Oranges don't talk

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Whats the difference between an oven and a Jew? An oven is a manufactured and creates heat through the power of electricity or natural gas

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How Do Bulls Drive Cars? They cant, they have hooves making it impractical for a Bull to Drive a car.

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Why did the man complain of pain in his ankle? Because several consecutive tissue samples of the area revealed a rapidly metastasizing neoplasm. Blood samples indicated the presence of what appeared to be Hodgkins Lymphoma. The man was very wealthy, however, and had world class doctors treat him. He then donated a vast portion of his wealth to research.

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HEY are you aware of how tired your suitcase is? Sorry, I rest my case.

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What's brown and sticky? a stick

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What's green and falls fom a tree? A dump truck. I lied about it being green.

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roses are red Jacob's a Jew the holocaust was funny Haha f**k you

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???????????? WTF?

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why did jimmy fall of the swing? He had no arms or legs!

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How's a raven like a writing desk. you really are alice.

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If a tree falls in the forest and it does it make a sound? No, Trees can't talk

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What do you get when you cross a dog and a cat? A hybrid animal that can never exist to do each species own genetic make-up which would subsequently reject the other's. I.E. The cat would reject the dog sperm from ever fertilizing and the dog would reject cat sperm.

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Your mama is so fat that when she walks her legs rub against each other

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Why doesn't Santa come in the summer? Because it's not Christmas.

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Why is the dinosaur yellow? He's not.

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I asked a Jewish girl for her number. she rolled up her sleeve.

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Why does Mike Tyson always win his fights? Because he hides in a refridgerator

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There's an American, an African, and a Chinese walking down the street. Because the bar is down there.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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