How do you starve a Mexican? Deny him Food Stamps.

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*Tell your listener to say knock knock* B: Knock knock A: Who's there? B: *awkward silence

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Your mom is so ugly, she buys groceries at the grocery store.

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Arsonist: Hey, did you listen to my mixtape? ... It's really good.

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What's the difference between a joke and an anti-joke? I don't know man, but you touch yourself at night.

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Knock knock Who's there? The police. Your husband has been killed in an accident.

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What do you call two black guys flying a plane? Pilots.

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What's worse then dumping your' girlfriend over text? Dumping her best friend over text at the same time.

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A 14 year old walks into a bar. The bartender yells "Hey, no minors allowed!" The 14 year old yells back "Excuse me? Do you see a fvcking pickaxe?"

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What happens when you put a cat in an oven? Don't, because it will die.

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Why was the Nazi killed? for crimes against Humanity

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What is it called when a black man does cocaine? A felony.

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how does an elephant ask for a bun? may i please have a bun?

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Why did the man with no arms, and no legs knock on your door? He can't, he has no arms!

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Q Why is an octopus like a tree? A Haven't the foggiest.

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knock knock GO AWAY I'M IN THE SHOWER

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whats worse than Brussels sprouts brussels sprouts that has petite vegetation, lack of sun causing mold and placed in a septic tank.

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What do you call a man who stole from a thief? A thief, no matter whom you are stealing from the consequences are dire.

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Knock knock Who's there? The police Ahh shit

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a women walks into a room and says she got a good job..wait thats not possible..

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What did the convicted necrophiliac pedophile do when he found a dead baby? He reported it to the authorities because despite his past habits and behaviour, and after years of rehabilitation he became a responsible and considerate citizen

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why did the chicken cros the road? Becuase the all the cars were stopped at the near by red light.

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How do you spell dog? C-A-T!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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