what do you call a black guy who flies planes? a pilot

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What's big, wet and hairy? Not what you think it is.

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Yo mama is so fat, so when she jumped of a building, she died.

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Why didn't Hitler drink whiskey? Because it made him mean.

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SNAPPLE!

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I asked a Jewish girl for her number. she rolled up her sleeve.

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What's green and fluffy? Red fluff, if you're color blind.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Orange Oranges don't talk

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What did the alien discuss with the other alien? Something we discussed.

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Why couldn't the guy find his pants? Because his girlfriend stole them last night

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So a black man, an Italian, a Mexican, an Irishman, a Chinese man, and a Jew walk into a bar. They go their separate ways and never see each other again.

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Two guys walk in a bar, and they die.

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Let's make like your mother and walk out on your family during pre-adolescence.

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Why was the baby going so fast? It was tied to a bus.

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What's the difference between Republicans and Democrats? There is a series of boxes which one can choose to check on a ballot, officially registering an individual with a certain party. Available parties include the Green Party, The American Communist Party, The Republican Party, and the Democratic Party among others. Republicans choose to check the Republican box, Democrats choose to check the Democrat box. Also Republicans are closet homosexuals and Democrats are terrorists.

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how many jews can you fit in an oven? -well zero because the conventional oven cannot fit a full sized human

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What's yellow and can not swim? A Bulldozer

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What did Christopher Columbus say to his men before they got on the ship? "Men, get on the ship."

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whats purple with fur?nothing mammals cannot have purple fur

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Why couldn't the man find his watch? Because he was mugged by a homeless man and had severe brain damage..... ....and because he left it at the office

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar.

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How do you kill a crackhead Put her in a shredder and put the remainings in your ex wifes refrigerator

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Why did the black man kill himself? Because he was black

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? I lost my tractor!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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