Roses are red Violets are blue I regurgitate doorknobs

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Guy 1: So who did you have sex with? Guy 2: I was Fucking Austria. Guy 1: What do you mean? Guy 2: Look it up.

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I hate it when i don't forward an email and then i die the next day.

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whats purple with fur?nothing mammals cannot have purple fur

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A baby seal walks into a club...

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Why is a bear like a cloud? They are both blue.

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whats worse then 9/11? -George W. Bush

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Tim tebow is the anti christ

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What has four legs, is green and furry, and if it falls out of a tree it will kill you? A pool table.

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how does an elephant ask for a bun? may i please have a bun?

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Why can't humans fly? Because there is simply no natural way of achieving lift with the bodies that we have. We must use other means to become airborne such as planes and hot air balloons.

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It's not just me bomber, Kane Aodhan and kevin are all posting stuff too so SBB!!!

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Yo mama is so fat, so when she jumped of a building, she died.

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Why did the man with no arms, and no legs knock on your door? He can't, he has no arms!

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Why did Doris have no control over her bladder? Because she was old and suffered catastrophic incontinence

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So you there Red?

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Did you know Helen Keller had a tree house? Well, she did.

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What's black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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The sons of modern psychology: COCAINE MOTHERF8CKERS! COMING OUT IN YOUR CINEMA RENTAL STORE YESTERDAY! Sold out. (yesterday)

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She didn't have arms.

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Why did a blind man buy a violin. To learn how to play a violin.

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What is it called when a black man does cocaine? A felony.

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One day, I was looking at my brand new wooden table, and I thought, "wow, that is a very nice brand new wooden table." And then my dog peed on it. I killed the dog.

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Anti Joke

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