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Knock Knock Who's there? It's actually much safer to look through the peep hole than it is to let a stranger know you are home.

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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POOP FART BUTTS HAHAHA!!!!

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The sons of modern psychology: COCAINE MOTHERF8CKERS! COMING OUT IN YOUR CINEMA RENTAL STORE YESTERDAY! Sold out. (yesterday)

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How do you starve a Mexican? Deny him Food Stamps.

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What did the girl fruit say to the boy fruit when he wanted to marry her? "No."

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Roses are red Violets are blue I regurgitate doorknobs

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how does an elephant ask for a bun? may i please have a bun?

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How you learn to juggle? You ask someone for their balls.

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Why did the car stop? There was a fridge in the road

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A man walks into a barn the n was not visible

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Why did Doris have no control over her bladder? Because she was old and suffered catastrophic incontinence

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Haiku's are three lines long. This isn't a haiku.

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What is worse than burning your toast? - Obama

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Knock knock. Who's there? Michael Jackson.

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whats worse than Brussels sprouts brussels sprouts that has petite vegetation, lack of sun causing mold and placed in a septic tank.

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Whats the difference between a baby and a watermelon? Ones fun to hit with a sledgehammer. The other one is a watermelon.

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Husband: Shut up, there is now playing for Real Madrid Woman: So what? come help me clean. Husband:after the game,now shut up. Woman:Everyone knows Barcelona better... Police: So you're saying your wife fell on the knife alone?

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George Bush.

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knock knock who's there? refelection reflection who? reflection in the mirror, it's you -lINDz@Y $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ s/0 to my B0oFrand J0rdan MiLaRR

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Why was the baby going so fast? It was tied to a bus.

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why did the jew drop his coin? beacuse a nazi killed him before he put it in his pocket

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Why was Hitler a bad person? He killed himself.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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