What is it called when a black man does cocaine? A felony.

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did you know that Hellen Keller had a tree house? "no" she didn't know either.

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what did the gay guy get for his birthday aids

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A horse walks into a bar why the long face? I have aids

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a man walks into a bar, his alcoholism is slowly destroying his family

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Q Why is an octopus like a tree? A Haven't the foggiest.

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Reporter: So, how do you feel knowing you don't have some place to work when you walk out of your house because of that tornado? Guy: "Well, it feels even worse knowing I don't have a house to walk out of. . ."

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why did the chicken cros the road? Becuase the all the cars were stopped at the near by red light.

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why did the boy fall down? he was shot

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a women walks into a room and says she got a good job..wait thats not possible..

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The Paralympics! Even if you win, you're still retarded!

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Why were there only 5,000 Mexicans at the Battle of Alamo? They only had 1250 trucks.

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Why'd the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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Why did Cody sit in the corner? Because his daddy didn't love him. #DaddyDoesn'tLoveYouAnymoreChair

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When life gives you skittles, throw them at random people and say "taste the freaking rainbow!"

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Why did a blind man buy a violin. To learn how to play a violin.

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What's the difference between Republicans and Democrats? There is a series of boxes which one can choose to check on a ballot, officially registering an individual with a certain party. Available parties include the Green Party, The American Communist Party, The Republican Party, and the Democratic Party among others. Republicans choose to check the Republican box, Democrats choose to check the Democrat box. Also Republicans are closet homosexuals and Democrats are terrorists.

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how does an elephant ask for a bun? may i please have a bun?

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*Tell your listener to say knock knock* B: Knock knock A: Who's there? B: *awkward silence

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What has feathers, and is known to fly? A bird

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Knock knock Who's there? The police. Your husband has been killed in an accident.

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ey can i pick your scabs plzz

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What is the difference in a dead dog in the road, and a dead black guy in the road? One was a dog and one was a human being..

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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