You know you are from New York when you live in Manhattan.

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What is black and gray? This rectangle and this text.

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What's green and fluffy? Red fluff, if you're color blind.

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a man walks into a bar, his alcoholism is slowly destroying his family

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What do you get when you cross a blond with a plank of wood? A blond with a plank of wood on her head.

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Husband: Shut up, there is now playing for Real Madrid Woman: So what? come help me clean. Husband:after the game,now shut up. Woman:Everyone knows Barcelona better... Police: So you're saying your wife fell on the knife alone?

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You might be a redneck if you are an individual a part of a low social caste in a predominately rural area such as the southern part of the United States or a mountainous area such as the Appalachians or Ozarks who may or may not partake in stereotypical activities such as hunting, fishing or farming And who also lives in possibly degraded living conditions.

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What's the difference between a Muslim and a box? A box won't blow you up!

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Why'd the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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Knock knock Who's there? Yolanda I do not know anyone by that name. I am sorry Oh I must be at the wrong house. My apologies. Oh, it's alright. Have a nice day You too. Take care!

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Who gave Max head georgia Hidi

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the other day i saw a mouse run across my floor. i said "okay" and proceeded with my life

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So these two gay guys walk backwards into a bar.

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How is it you become the true badass you say? Its a very complicated process that takes decades of training, and many failed attempts on before you become the one, true badass on the entire planet. Once you had done it. People will love you forever, there would be parades, parties, celebrations, even a holiday, just for you and you alone. Too bad I'll never tell you.

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Me: Knock Knock, Pornstar: Cum in.

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What's the difference between a joke and an anti-joke? I don't know man, but you touch yourself at night.

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whats purple with fur?nothing mammals cannot have purple fur

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What did Christopher Columbus say to his men before they got on the ship? "Men, get on the ship."

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There's an American, an African, and a Chinese walking down the street. Because the bar is down there.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Cuz the chicken crossed the road

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What did the clerk say and do when he was givng out free food What he did:Gave them What he said:"If you want to get this free, pay $5.00"

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A man is being followed by a large swarm of mosquitoes. He eradicates them by spraying himself with an insect repellent that has a high deet concentration.

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who has brown eyes blonde hair and red lips a human-being

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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