Why is a bear like a cloud? They are both blue.

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a black man jumps in a pool.

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Why are asians so smart? Because they study very hard and learn the material.

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There once was a man from Nantucket.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a red-head are trapped on a desert island together After many days without food, they resort to cannibalism. The blonde eats the brunette, and the red-head eats the blonde. The red-head eventually dies once the water supply runs out.

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how long has dibey got left like :)

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So these two gay guys walk backwards into a bar.

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A man runs into a bar, he is in a coma for 7 years and most likely going to die, of severe brain damage.

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What is it called when a black man does cocaine? A felony.

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A man walks into a barn the n was not visible

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whats funny with two wheels? A kid falling off his bike

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What has feathers, and is known to fly? A bird

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what did the gay guy get for his birthday aids

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ey can i pick your scabs plzz

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Why Do Black Men Like Koolaid Because its red

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Knock knock. Who's there? Michael Jackson.

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A horse walks into a bar why the long face? I have aids

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It wanted honey. Why did the chicken cross the road? It wanted to get to his house. Why did the chicken cross the road? It was stupid.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have AIDS and now you do too!

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Reporter: So, how do you feel knowing you don't have some place to work when you walk out of your house because of that tornado? Guy: "Well, it feels even worse knowing I don't have a house to walk out of. . ."

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a women walks into a room and says she got a good job..wait thats not possible..

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The Paralympics! Even if you win, you're still retarded!

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's wife? Neither has he.

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Why'd the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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