who has brown eyes blonde hair and red lips a human-being

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What's the difference between a Muslim and a box? A box won't blow you up!

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What's brown and sticky? a stick

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What happens when you stick your finger in a pencil sharpener? Blood everywhere.

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how long has dibey got left like :)

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Yes.

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Whats white and all over my room? paint

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Chuck Norris is a regular human being, just like the rest of us.

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What's wonderful about babies? They will die sooner or later....All Of Them

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What happened when an atheist burned down the home of a priest? He was arrested, charged with arson and sentenced to 5 years in prison.

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call of duty world at war

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What's the longest, hardest thing on a black man? His femur.

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What does this joke have in common with a ruphies party? They both have an unpopular punchline.

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What's te best part about having sex with twenty two year olds? There are 20 of them ;)

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There's an American, an African, and a Chinese walking down the street. Because the bar is down there.

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What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Getting rape.d by a giant scorpion.

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A white man asks a black man, "Did you fall into a chimney?" and laughs. The man proceeds to wash off his hands and face to reveal beautiful, dark-brown skin. Then they both joke about it because they are best friends.

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There once was a man from Nantucket.

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How did the black man get a new television? He worked hard and put away a small percentage of his weekly wage in order to save for this new addition to his household.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a red-head are trapped on a desert island together After many days without food, they resort to cannibalism. The blonde eats the brunette, and the red-head eats the blonde. The red-head eventually dies once the water supply runs out.

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Why was Hitler a bad person? He killed himself.

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Knock knock Who's there? Yolanda I do not know anyone by that name. I am sorry Oh I must be at the wrong house. My apologies. Oh, it's alright. Have a nice day You too. Take care!

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why did the jew drop his coin? beacuse a nazi killed him before he put it in his pocket

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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