What's 7+7? 14 you dumbass

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My mother-in-law is so ugly I actually feel quite sorry for her.

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if japanese cars are called riceburners would german cars be called jewburners

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Husband: Shut up, there is now playing for Real Madrid Woman: So what? come help me clean. Husband:after the game,now shut up. Woman:Everyone knows Barcelona better... Police: So you're saying your wife fell on the knife alone?

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Sonic

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HEY are you aware of how tired your suitcase is? Sorry, I rest my case.

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A man took his son out to play catch. The boy didn't even try to catch the ball. After that the man took his son to the amusement park to have fun. The boy didn't even try to have fun. Then the man took his son to the burger place nearby. Once again the son didn't even touch his food. Finally the man lost his temper and beat his seemingly ungrateful son and cried over the fact that his son was mentally retarded.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Last night I came home to find my entire family murdered....

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why did jimmy fall of the swing? He had no arms or legs!

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Whats gay and has wheels? Alex Egbert, I lied about the wheels

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How many Jews died in the Holocaust? Not enough.

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Why did Billy cry? He had Pubic Lice

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Por que não passa Globo Esporte na Etiópia? Porque a Rede Globo não tem afiliadas por lá.

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Why did the car stop? There was a fridge in the road

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how many jews can you fit in an oven? -well zero because the conventional oven cannot fit a full sized human

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what did the man say to the other man? hi

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Knock Knock Who's there? A package, the UPS man is already back in his truck.

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pigs are sometimes pink GOSH

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So you there Red?

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Yo mama so fat she sells shade. Yo mama so fat she needs cheat codes for wii fit. Yo mama so fat she in call of duty when a player kills her they get a 5 person kill streak. Yo mama so fat that she is fat. :)

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why did the chicken cros the road? Becuase the all the cars were stopped at the near by red light.

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Want to hear a joke? I'm sorry.

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How are you this morning?

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An American guy, Chinese guy, and Black guy are on a boat. Who jumps off first? Hopefully no one jumps off, especially because the ocean current is strong. They should call the coast guard if they are lost and find a safe way back to shore.

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