A theif walks into a blonde ladies apartment. The theif takes all of her valuable belongings, leaving her life in shambles.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I am not using commas That is improper punctuation.

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Why did the man complain of pain in his ankle? Because several consecutive tissue samples of the area revealed a rapidly metastasizing neoplasm. Blood samples indicated the presence of what appeared to be Hodgkins Lymphoma. The man was very wealthy, however, and had world class doctors treat him. He then donated a vast portion of his wealth to research.

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Why does Mike Tyson always win his fights? Because he hides in a refridgerator

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What did the clerk say and do when he was givng out free food What he did:Gave them What he said:"If you want to get this free, pay $5.00"

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What's brown and sticky? Poop.

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Har har hey

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How do you fit 100 babies in a bucket? put them in a blender. How do you get them out? potato chips.

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Your momma's so fat that when she uses a hoolahoop, she gets tired after one try and has to stop.

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What did the cow say to the bull. they had kids because they shared an interest in being silent.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She didn't have arms.

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What did the girl fruit say to the boy fruit when he wanted to marry her? "No."

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How the hell did Susie get on the swing anyway I don't know you tell me?

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Why did Billy cry? He had Pubic Lice

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Tim tebow is the anti christ

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Why don't white people do the right thing? Because we suck

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I saw a man lying on the floor. He ate too much cake.

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Why did the car stop? There was a fridge in the road

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whats purple with fur?nothing mammals cannot have purple fur

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What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Getting rape.d by a giant scorpion.

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whats worse than Brussels sprouts brussels sprouts that has petite vegetation, lack of sun causing mold and placed in a septic tank.

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The Paralympics! Even if you win, you're still retarded!

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Why was Hitler a bad person? He killed himself.

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What do you call a man covered in magnets? Attractive

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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