if you read this you are gay

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What do you get when you put a dog in a cage. Cantaloupes

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Roses are grey Violets are grey Everything is grey I'm color blind.

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Why did the alligator travel through time? To get to the other side.

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whats purple with fur?nothing mammals cannot have purple fur

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What's worse then dumping your' girlfriend over text? Dumping her best friend over text at the same time.

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What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Getting rape.d by a giant scorpion.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It wanted honey. Why did the chicken cross the road? It wanted to get to his house. Why did the chicken cross the road? It was stupid.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I am not using commas That is improper punctuation.

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Q: Why did Megan Fox cross the road? A: Because she was running from a giant Decepticon!!! Why else!!!???

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A blonde brunette and redhead all jump off a building. Who hit the ground first? The brunette because she jumped first

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She didn't have arms.

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Knock knock Who's there? Yolanda I do not know anyone by that name. I am sorry Oh I must be at the wrong house. My apologies. Oh, it's alright. Have a nice day You too. Take care!

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whats worse then 9/11? -George W. Bush

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Justin Bieber.

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Whats gay and has wheels? Alex Egbert, I lied about the wheels

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Fat people.

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why did jimmy fall of the swing? He had no arms or legs!

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When is homework not homework? When it is turned into the teacher.

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You know you are from New York when you live in Manhattan.

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Why Do Black Men Like Koolaid Because its red

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Q Why is an octopus like a tree? A Haven't the foggiest.

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So a black man, an Italian, a Mexican, an Irishman, a Chinese man, and a Jew walk into a bar. They go their separate ways and never see each other again.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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