Did you know Helen Keller had a tree house? Well, she did.

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Why couldn't the guy find his pants? Because his girlfriend stole them last night

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whats worse than Brussels sprouts brussels sprouts that has petite vegetation, lack of sun causing mold and placed in a septic tank.

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What did the clerk say and do when he was givng out free food What he did:Gave them What he said:"If you want to get this free, pay $5.00"

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A 14 year old walks into a bar. The bartender yells "Hey, no minors allowed!" The 14 year old yells back "Excuse me? Do you see a fvcking pickaxe?"

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Har har hey

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HEY are you aware of how tired your suitcase is? Sorry, I rest my case.

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roses are red Jacob's a Jew the holocaust was funny Haha f**k you

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Knock knock Who's there? Yolanda I do not know anyone by that name. I am sorry Oh I must be at the wrong house. My apologies. Oh, it's alright. Have a nice day You too. Take care!

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whats worse then 9/11? -George W. Bush

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What did the midget say to the clown that was blocking the doorway? Excuse me

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the other day i saw a mouse run across my floor. i said "okay" and proceeded with my life

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Why did Harry get in the taxi? His mother told him to put his seatbelt on.

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How do you a baby into a small bowl? Put it in the blender. How to u get it out? Tostitos.

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What's wonderful about babies? They will die sooner or later....All Of Them

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How many eco-friendly people does it take to change a lightbulb? Nobody knows because fluorescent lightbulbs last 6 to 12 years longer than an incandescent lightbulb.

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My friend told me to break a leg before the show. I disobeyed him and injured no one. It's just a figure of speech.

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A: Knock knock B: Who’s there? A: The police B: The police who? A: Ma’am, your son is dead.

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Me: Knock Knock, Pornstar: Cum in.

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Justin Bieber

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why was the boy sad? his friend got hit by a bus.

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

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What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Getting rape.d by a giant scorpion.

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Why does Mike Tyson always win his fights? Because he hides in a refridgerator

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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