What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? -I don't have a ferrari in my garage.

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How do you a baby into a small bowl? Put it in the blender. How to u get it out? Tostitos.

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Guy 1: So who did you have sex with? Guy 2: I was Fucking Austria. Guy 1: What do you mean? Guy 2: Look it up.

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An Englishman, a Frenchman and a German strand on an island. Searching the jungle, they fall into a trap. They get painfully killed and eaten by the cannibals.

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A theif walks into a blonde ladies apartment. The theif takes all of her valuable belongings, leaving her life in shambles.

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A: Ask me if I'm a truck. B: Are you a truck? A: No.

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it all started when it all started when i was born because i was the resault of a broken condom and thats why he left. shortly after my mother killed herself. well thats the way the cookie crumbles. its not a joke i just needed to tell someone.

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what did one farmer say to the other farmer we are farmers

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Knock knock ... KNOCK KNOCK ... I guess nobody's home.

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What's black, and hangs from trees in my backyard? Blackberries

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What do you call a black man that goes to college? A student..

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Q: What did your mom say to your dad? A: Honey i want a divorce.

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a black man jumps in a pool.

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wanna hear a joke? katie chandler

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How do you torture Helen Keller? Waterboarding.

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Why did the cookie go to the hospital? Leukemia

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Doctor, Doctor, I think I'm a canary! Yes, you are.

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Robin, get in the Bat-mobile!

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Hey i just met you & this is crazy but Nia and Goober Made a baby

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whats worse then 9/11? -George W. Bush

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Why do priest touch children? They are sexually deprived and frustrated because their religion forbids them from having a normal sexual relationship with the opposite sex.

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A woman comes to the doctor with a dog and the doctor says: -What are you doing here, dog? Get the hell out of here, you're an animal.

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What do old people really like? Anal sex.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Shes been dead for some time now.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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