Why are plants green? Plants are green due to the chloroplast organelles found in their cells. These membrane bound organelles are exclusive to plant cells and are used to convert sun light to usable chemical energy. This energy is stored in the form of ATP molecules, or adenosine triphosphate. When one of the three phosphate groups of an ATP molecule is removed, the molecule releases the energy put into this bond and becomes ADP, or adenosine diphosphate. Throughout this process, the organelle fulfills its sole function and at the same time gives plants their green color our eyes perceive today.

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Whats gay and has wheels? Alex Egbert, I lied about the wheels

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What's the difference between Republicans and Democrats? There is a series of boxes which one can choose to check on a ballot, officially registering an individual with a certain party. Available parties include the Green Party, The American Communist Party, The Republican Party, and the Democratic Party among others. Republicans choose to check the Republican box, Democrats choose to check the Democrat box. Also Republicans are closet homosexuals and Democrats are terrorists.

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Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

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I hate it when i don't forward an email and then i die the next day.

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A priest, a rabbi, and a Buddhist monk walk into a bar. They discuss their differences over a pint of beer and leave with a greater understanding of each other's faiths.

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what did the man say to the other man? hi

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What's 7+7? 14 you dumbass

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Why didn't Hitler drink whiskey? Because it made him mean.

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why did the chicken cros the road? Becuase the all the cars were stopped at the near by red light.

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Want to hear a joke? I'm sorry.

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How are you this morning?

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What's te best part about having sex with twenty two year olds? There are 20 of them ;)

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Why couldn't the guy find his pants? Because his girlfriend stole them last night

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if japanese cars are called riceburners would german cars be called jewburners

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Why did the policeman arrest the black man? He had commited a crime and murdered somebody.

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Why was the baby going so fast? It was tied to a bus.

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How can you tell when a lawyer is lying? In most people who lie eyebrows may raise, eyes may widen and gaze may alter, anal sphincter usually tightens, breathing often quickens marginally, external body temperature alters and sweat (and therefore skin electrical conductivity) increases.

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What's brown and sticky? a stick

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roses are red Jacob's a Jew the holocaust was funny Haha f**k you

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What did the deaf, dumb, blind kid get on his birthday? Cancer.

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What do you give a sick bird? First-Aid tweetment.

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How do you starve a Mexican? Deny him Food Stamps.

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why did jimmy fall of the swing? He had no arms or legs!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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