How the hell did Susie get on the swing anyway I don't know you tell me?

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I saw a man lying on the floor. He ate too much cake.

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A woman walks into a sex sop, she buys a dildo.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I regurgitate doorknobs

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Guy 1: So who did you have sex with? Guy 2: I was Fucking Austria. Guy 1: What do you mean? Guy 2: Look it up.

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I hate it when i don't forward an email and then i die the next day.

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whats purple with fur?nothing mammals cannot have purple fur

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A baby seal walks into a club...

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What's black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender

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What's brown and sticky? Poop.

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What do you call a kid without brothers or sisters What? a chinese Boy!!!!!!! lol ;)

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Why was Hitler a bad person? He killed himself.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Yes.

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There is an Asian, an American, and a Mexican on a falling plane. The pilot announces that the plane is plummeting out of the sky and says that he needs to drop the cargo. The pilot drops the cargo but the plane is too heavy still. The pilot tells the passengers to drop some personal belongings. The Asian drops rice, the Mexican drops his guns, and the American throws the Mexican and yells "Remember the Alamo!".

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She didn't have arms.

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Why did a blind man buy a violin. To learn how to play a violin.

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whats worse then 9/11? -George W. Bush

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Tim tebow is the anti christ

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What has four legs, is green and furry, and if it falls out of a tree it will kill you? A pool table.

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how does an elephant ask for a bun? may i please have a bun?

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Why can't humans fly? Because there is simply no natural way of achieving lift with the bodies that we have. We must use other means to become airborne such as planes and hot air balloons.

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It's not just me bomber, Kane Aodhan and kevin are all posting stuff too so SBB!!!

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Yo mama is so fat, so when she jumped of a building, she died.

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