I hate it when i don't forward an email and then i die the next day.

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Why did the boy punch his teacher? Muscle spasms.

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Yo mama is so fat, so when she jumped of a building, she died.

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call of duty world at war

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What do a duck and a bike have in common? They both have handle bars except for the duck

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A theif walks into a blonde ladies apartment. The theif takes all of her valuable belongings, leaving her life in shambles.

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whats purple with fur?nothing mammals cannot have purple fur

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What's the difference between a joke and an anti-joke? I don't know man, but you touch yourself at night.

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why was the boy sad? his friend got hit by a bus.

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What's the longest, hardest thing on a black man? His femur.

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A baby seal walks into a club...

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What's te best part about having sex with twenty two year olds? There are 20 of them ;)

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Roses are red Violets are blue I am not using commas That is improper punctuation.

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The hippo's an African beast, Who notably is quite obese, Quite boorish and mean And never too lean And poops in the rivers, at least...

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A man is being followed by a large swarm of mosquitoes. He eradicates them by spraying himself with an insect repellent that has a high deet concentration.

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Har har hey

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The sons of modern psychology: COCAINE MOTHERF8CKERS! COMING OUT IN YOUR CINEMA RENTAL STORE YESTERDAY! Sold out. (yesterday)

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Why are asians so smart? Because they study very hard and learn the material.

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knock knock who's there? refelection reflection who? reflection in the mirror, it's you -lINDz@Y $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ s/0 to my B0oFrand J0rdan MiLaRR

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How is nothing something if it is nothing?...

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Why did the Black man drown? Because he could not and did not know how to swim. Because he could not afford the lessons to learn how to swim. Because he does not have the financial means to afford a lesson in swimming. Because he is of a low socio-economic level.

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Knock knock Who's there? Yolanda I do not know anyone by that name. I am sorry Oh I must be at the wrong house. My apologies. Oh, it's alright. Have a nice day You too. Take care!

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A blonde brunette and redhead all jump off a building. Who hit the ground first? The brunette because she jumped first

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Why did Billy drop his ice cream? He was hit by a bus

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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