Yo mama is so fat, so when she jumped of a building, she died.

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whats purple with fur?nothing mammals cannot have purple fur

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A: Ask me if I'm a truck. B: Are you a truck? A: No.

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You wanna hear a real joke? Well, look at the post below this one.

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What's te best part about having sex with twenty two year olds? There are 20 of them ;)

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What's the longest, hardest thing on a black man? His femur.

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What do you call a man who stole from a thief? A thief, no matter whom you are stealing from the consequences are dire.

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A priest walks into a bar, which is suprising because priests don't usually go to bars.

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Why did the policeman arrest the black man? He had commited a crime and murdered somebody.

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What do you get when you cross a blond with a plank of wood? A blond with a plank of wood on her head.

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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Har har hey

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What's brown and sticky? Poop.

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Why are asians so smart? Because they study very hard and learn the material.

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knock knock who's there? refelection reflection who? reflection in the mirror, it's you -lINDz@Y $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ s/0 to my B0oFrand J0rdan MiLaRR

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The Paralympics! Even if you win, you're still retarded!

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A blonde brunette and redhead all jump off a building. Who hit the ground first? The brunette because she jumped first

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What do you call a black man selling drugs? average

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Uh, "Abel", seriously get over here and then get some sleep, not only did you get the code all wrong, there is no number to be deciphered at all, besides its called a laptop with a battery. Speaking of general dumbass... You have not changed the least, you really remind me of a cruel, sloppy, less disciplined (except the wise cracking thing Nero resorted to to push me away and apparently dodge gun fire, maybe his way of handling nerves. You might look like him, but personality wise you are completely different, cruel, sloppy, graphical, I mean did you ever see Nero get angry? I never did. That said Neo-Nero, you are a nice guy too, especially if you get here fast enough, I mean this place is freezing.

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Why did Billy drop his ice cream? He was hit by a bus

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Tim tebow is the anti christ

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Por que não passa Globo Esporte na Etiópia? Porque a Rede Globo não tem afiliadas por lá.

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A man sees Bill Murray at a restaurant in Los Angeles and tells his friends about the incident. They believe the story, because it is entirely plausible that it actually happened.

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One day, I was looking at my brand new wooden table, and I thought, "wow, that is a very nice brand new wooden table." And then my dog peed on it. I killed the dog.

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