What do you call a deaf man? It would be unwise to call him anything, as he would have difficulty hearing you.

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So these two gay guys walk backwards into a bar.

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how does an elephant ask for a bun? may i please have a bun?

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You know you are from New York when you live in Manhattan.

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What has feathers, and is known to fly? A bird

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Q: How mature are you on a scale of 1 to 100? A: 69. :)

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whats purple with fur?nothing mammals cannot have purple fur

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Why'd the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead Why'd the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the first monkey Why'd the third monkey fall out of the tree? peer pressure Why'd the fourth monkey fall out of the tree? his girlfriend broke up with him so he commited suicide Why'd the fifth monkey fall out of the tree? cuz it was a dumbass

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knock knock GO AWAY I'M IN THE SHOWER

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You wanna hear a real joke? Well, look at the post below this one.

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who has brown eyes blonde hair and red lips a human-being

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What did the Dyslexic man write on his Christmas card? Merry Christmas

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Guy: If I could re-arrange the alphabet, I would put I and u together. Girl: Really because if I could r-arrange the Alphabet I would put f and u together

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why did the boy fall down? he was shot

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How did the black man get a new television? He worked hard and put away a small percentage of his weekly wage in order to save for this new addition to his household.

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Whats plastic and phonie a phone

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I hate girls that try to act hard. Like calm down you dont got a dick.

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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A blonde, a brunette, and a red-head are trapped on a desert island together After many days without food, they resort to cannibalism. The blonde eats the brunette, and the red-head eats the blonde. The red-head eventually dies once the water supply runs out.

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black people. that is all...

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why didnt the mouse go for the cheese on the mouse trap it is proven that mice dont actually really like cheese all that much.

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why did jimmy fall of the swing? He had no arms or legs!

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How many people can you fit in an oven? A: I Don't know ask a holocaust survivor.

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Whats brown and sticky? A massive shit.

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