Knock Knock Who's there? Orange Oranges don't talk

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Reporter: So, how do you feel knowing you don't have some place to work when you walk out of your house because of that tornado? Guy: "Well, it feels even worse knowing I don't have a house to walk out of. . ."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the poor thing is so confused and is seeking a near by farm.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I am not using commas That is improper punctuation.

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The sons of modern psychology: COCAINE MOTHERF8CKERS! COMING OUT IN YOUR CINEMA RENTAL STORE YESTERDAY! Sold out. (yesterday)

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Why did the black man kill himself? Because he was black

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Why did humpty dumpty fall off the wall? Because he was pushed.

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There once was a man from Nantucket.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a red-head are trapped on a desert island together After many days without food, they resort to cannibalism. The blonde eats the brunette, and the red-head eats the blonde. The red-head eventually dies once the water supply runs out.

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Guy 1: That's what she said! HAHAHA!!! Guy 2: That's what who said? Guy 1: I don't know. :/

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How do you starve a Mexican? Deny him Food Stamps.

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What happen to the ginger after he posted a joke? He was put in jail for 6 months, and analy raped in prision!

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A woman comes to the doctor with a dog and the doctor says: -What are you doing here, dog? Get the hell out of here, you're an animal.

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So these two gay guys walk backwards into a bar.

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Why did the Turkey cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken

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*Tell your listener to say knock knock* B: Knock knock A: Who's there? B: *awkward silence

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hey i just F****d u and this is crazy so delete the number and keep the baby

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What do you call two black guys flying a plane? Pilots.

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What is the difference in a dead dog in the road, and a dead black guy in the road? One was a dog and one was a human being..

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Q Why is an octopus like a tree? A Haven't the foggiest.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Michael Jackson.

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Knock knock Who's there? The police Ahh shit

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What do you call a man who stole from a thief? A thief, no matter whom you are stealing from the consequences are dire.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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