Why did Doris have no control over her bladder? Because she was old and suffered catastrophic incontinence

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So you there Red?

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A hundred dollar bill falls in the middle of an intersection. Equally distanced from the bill stand a Jew, a Black, a White Supremacist and an Arab. Wouldn't it suck to be on this street? I am sure violence will ensue.

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Why did the person post a real joke with bad grammar and spelling on anti-joke.com? They didn't flippin' understand the point of the website.

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How are you this morning?

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A 14 year old walks into a bar. The bartender yells "Hey, no minors allowed!" The 14 year old yells back "Excuse me? Do you see a fvcking pickaxe?"

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Are you from Tennessee? cuz i wanna makeout with your face.

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What happens when you throw a penny between two Jewish men? Probably nothing, but one of them might pick it up and ask if you have dropped a penny.

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Here's a joke for u Hahaha suck on it I wasnt going to make u laugh o yea ur mom died

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they say that cancer can't pass but why do three our your uncles have it

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What did the midget say to the clown that was blocking the doorway? Excuse me

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Why isnt there a womens NASCAR? Because NASCAR does not yet have the funding to start a women's league.

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Why did the car stop? There was a fridge in the road

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what do you call a black guy who flies planes? a pilot

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Q: How many babies does it take to paint a shed? A: Considering babies are incapable of rational thought it is unlikely they would understand how to employ the correct method to paint.

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What do a duck and a bike have in common? They both have handle bars except for the duck

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9/11/01 was a terrible day I got dirt on my suit when touring NY

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why was the boy sad? his friend got hit by a bus.

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Why couldn't the man find his watch? Because he was mugged by a homeless man and had severe brain damage..... ....and because he left it at the office

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Want to hear a joke? I'm sorry.

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How many chickens does it take to screw in a light bulb? Any number of chickens plus one person.

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What's green and fluffy? Red fluff, if you're color blind.

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Why does Mike Tyson always win his fights? Because he hides in a refridgerator

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why did the boy fall down? he was shot

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