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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man running down the street? A promising athlete in training.

A man walks into a bar. He's covered in Ash because the north tower just collapsed.

hey i just F****d u and this is crazy so delete the number and keep the baby

What happened when an atheist burned down the home of a priest? He was arrested, charged with arson and sentenced to 5 years in prison.

A Mexican, a Jew and an African walk into a bar. Now, it seem it was the Jew's turn to pay for drinks. So, all three ordered drinks, and the Jew paid for them.

Why did Sally fall off the swing set. Cuz she had no arms or legs. Knock Knock Who's there Not Sally

What happened to the peanut who went to New York City? He got a-salted

How do you stop a baby from flying? Hit it with a shovel.

A man enters a bar, and says: "It is impossible to drown in an elevator" This is incorrect.

Knock knock Who's there? Stab.

What do you get when you cross Justin Bieber and One Direction? A bunch of gay pop stars.

Two muffins are in an oven. Muffin 1: Gosh it's hot in here. Muffin 2: Holy Crap! A talking muffin!

A man dressed in a white sheet shows up at an African American's door, they sit in the living room drinking coffee and watching the weather.

Knock knock Who's there? Yolanda I do not know anyone by that name. I am sorry Oh I must be at the wrong house. My apologies. Oh, it's alright. Have a nice day You too. Take care!

What did the cow say to the bull. they had kids because they shared an interest in being silent.

Why do you give a blond a gun You dont

Two Irish men walk into a bar, order a drink and sit down to enjoy the drink and friednly conversation.

what would be worse then 9/11 and the holocaust? -if the twin towers fell on a concentration camp

Hey you want to here a joke? I can't think of one

Roses are red Violets are blue Last night I came home to find my entire family murdered....

What do you get when you cross a dog and a cat? A hybrid animal that can never exist to do each species own genetic make-up which would subsequently reject the other's. I.E. The cat would reject the dog sperm from ever fertilizing and the dog would reject cat sperm.

What's the difference between gold and silver? Atomic number

How do you keep a blonde busy? The best way to keep somebody busy is to make sure they have something to do, like get a job or a hobby or do some chores. The color of their hair is irrelevant.

Why did the panda fall out of the tree? Because he was dead. Why did the second panda fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first panda. Why did the third panda fall out of the tree? Because he was dead. Why did the fourth panda fall out of the tree? Peer pressure. -BG_Shank_A

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