Roses are red My binoculars are blue The curtains are open I see you

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I'm hungry.

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Why did the little girl get a new tricycle? To cope with her father's death

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A baby seal walks in to a club... That's it. That's the joke.

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How can you tell when a lawyer is lying? In most people who lie eyebrows may raise, eyes may widen and gaze may alter, anal sphincter usually tightens, breathing often quickens marginally, external body temperature alters and sweat (and therefore skin electrical conductivity) increases.

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When does the narwhal bacon? When the universe looses its realism to the point where every animals' meat is bacon at a certain time, and a person hunts a narwhal at the crack of dawn when there is a triple rainbow and the narwhal's DNA is combined with a pig's just long enough for the meat to be bacon when the person shoots it.

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Who gave Max head georgia Hidi

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What is Justin Beiber's favorite pastime? According to his biography, it's reading science fiction novels

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What did I write on this website? This antijoke.

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How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Trick question; feminists can't change anything.

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why do bananas wear sunscreen? becuase they peel!

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A man walks in to a wooden door. He's blind.

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What did one Teacher say to the other teacher? Nothing. The first teacher has a horrible drinking habbit which is getting out of hand, He beats his wife and children each night after his drinks at the bar. His parents have stopped all contact and he found some divorce papers in his wifes draw, also saying she would be getting full costudy of the children. He has lost the majority of his friends and didnt want to loose another one, and kept his problems to himself.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? James. James who? James from work. Oh, come on in.

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call of duty world at war

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It's not just me bomber, Kane Aodhan and kevin are all posting stuff too so SBB!!!

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have five finger and the middle is for you

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How many hamburgers can a grizzly bear eat? Maybe 6.

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I have no soul so I must consume yours

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders house? No, he hasn't either

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why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 8 9 jokes numbers dont have mouths

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Har har hey

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You might be a redneck if you are an individual a part of a low social caste in a predominately rural area such as the southern part of the United States or a mountainous area such as the Appalachians or Ozarks who may or may not partake in stereotypical activities such as hunting, fishing or farming And who also lives in possibly degraded living conditions.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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