What did the blind boy get for christmas? harry potter transcribed in braille so he could enjoy such a magical world like the rest of us

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Uh, "Abel", seriously get over here and then get some sleep, not only did you get the code all wrong, there is no number to be deciphered at all, besides its called a laptop with a battery. Speaking of general dumbass... You have not changed the least, you really remind me of a cruel, sloppy, less disciplined (except the wise cracking thing Nero resorted to to push me away and apparently dodge gun fire, maybe his way of handling nerves. You might look like him, but personality wise you are completely different, cruel, sloppy, graphical, I mean did you ever see Nero get angry? I never did. That said Neo-Nero, you are a nice guy too, especially if you get here fast enough, I mean this place is freezing.

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What's red and invisible? No Tomatoes

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What is a wok? A wok is sumting you twow at wabbits.

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*Knock knock* Who's there? *Silence* (The person knocking is deaf)

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the other day i saw a mouse run across my floor. i said "okay" and proceeded with my life

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Did you hear about the man who fell out of an aeroplane at 2000 feet? He was taking part in a charity skydive to raise money for his dying brother, a chronic sufferer of cystic fibrosis.

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why do bananas wear sunscreen? becuase they peel!

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What is the oppisite of water? Dry!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It had just escaped from the slaughterhouse and ran for its life.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Fred. Hello Fred.

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roses are red violets are blue i suck at poetry show me your tits

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Chuck Norris is so strong, he can lift really heavy things without hardly even trying.

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Why did the mouse cross the road, and then go down it? It tried to get cheese on the other side, but got hit by a SUV and was stuck to the wheels. The rat on the wheel goes "Squish, Scratch,, Mush........

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Why are you going to thumbs this joke up? Because I use the words "Chuck Norris" Thus making it impossible to not thumbs up.

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I SHOT SOMEBODY!!!! Said no stormtrooper ever.

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Why were there only 5,000 Mexicans at the Battle of Alamo? They only had 1250 trucks.

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Why did the teenager write a joke on here? Because after hours of surfing this website and casually laughing at herself she realized she had no life and the only way to feel happy with her self would be submitting her own to here.

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A man walks into a bar. He leaves when he realizes he is supposed to be at a business meeting

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Knock knock Who's there doorbell Doorbell who Doorbells can't knock

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What's the difference between an elephant and I?Our mass.

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What do you do when a bear chases you? Run.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Yes.

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Your mams so fat that she has aids... and i gave it to her

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