What do you get when you cross Justin Bieber and One Direction? A bunch of gay pop stars.

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How'd the little kid get down the stairs when nobody was home? He fell down thhem.

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Did you see stevie wonders new house? No. Well he hasnt either

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Knock Knock? Who's there? The police The police who? I'm sorry mam but your husband is dead.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Scout? The Scout gets to come home from camp.

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What does Megatron say when a video game takes forever to load? "You have failed me yet again, Start Screen!"

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The Olympics

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What happens when Chuck Norris jumps off the 3rd floor. He falls to the ground and hurts himself badly

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When the black man was driving his car, why did he stop in front of the gun store? Because his car's velocity reached zero at that location.

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Why did Sally drown? She wasn't wearing a life jacket and it was the the seventh time she had fallen off her water skis today. Her father was not coming back this time.

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A man walks out of a bar followed by the people he came with because they just announced "last call". The man is the designated driver for the night.

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did you know that Hellen Keller had a tree house? "no" she didn't know either.

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Anyone reading this I'm not writing anything Kevin

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I like my women like I like my coffee. Without a penis.

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what do you call a black guy who flies planes? a pilot

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What's the difference between a joke and an anti-joke? I don't know man, but you touch yourself at night.

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What do you call a Black pilot? A pilot! What else would you call him, racist!

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have five finger and the middle is for you

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Justin Bieber

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How do you avoid being hit with a toaster? You don't walk past the man hitting you with a toaster.

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How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light-bulb? I'm melting!

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How did the black man get a new television? He worked hard and put away a small percentage of his weekly wage in order to save for this new addition to his household.

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Why did the black man die? He drove off a cliff.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?". The horse doesn't respond because it neither speaks nor understands English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables on the way.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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