What is a vampires favorite desert? Vampires aren't real.

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Advice from a pro: Don't be a faggot

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From a picture, it is difficult to tell the difference between an apatosaurus and a diplodocus.

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What does Megatron say when a video game takes forever to load? "You have failed me yet again, Start Screen!"

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what little black and can make a woman scream a womans dead roting baby

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was tied to the chicken

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Person 1: You have something on your head Person 2: What? Where? What is it? Person 1: Hair

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Q. What do you call a bunch of guys in a shower? A. The Holocaust.

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A hundred dollar bill falls in the middle of an intersection. Equally distanced from the bill stand a Jew, a Black, a White Supremacist and an Arab. Wouldn't it suck to be on this street? I am sure violence will ensue.

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Why did the feminist cross the road? To suck a penis

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If you have a green ball in your left hand and a green ball your right hand, what do you have? Kermit the Frog's undivided attention

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What's the difference between a pizza and a jew? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven

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Why do priest touch children? They are sexually deprived and frustrated because their religion forbids them from having a normal sexual relationship with the opposite sex.

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why did the asian go to the bar?? i dont know you tell me.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because Se7en was a scary movie!

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How do you a baby into a small bowl? Put it in the blender. How to u get it out? Tostitos.

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What's wonderful about babies? They will die sooner or later....All Of Them

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Bob- yo mammas soo fat tha.. Joe- I know...

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What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? Comfortably, four.

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What's 7+7? 14 you dumbass

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Ok, so, a big moose walks into a store and he looks around for potatoes but he cant find any. So he asked a worker, "do you know where the potatoes are?" and she says, "the potatoes are in aisle 3." So the moose goes to aisle 3 and there aren't any potatoes!

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Guy 1: Ever heard of Ethiopian food? Guy 2: No habla espanol... Guy 1: Oh....

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? I lost my tractor!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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