Knock, Knock Whose there? your friend Oh ok (opens the door) (it was not his friend but instead it was a giant panda who robbed him of his goods).

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What do you say to a man, who calls you 3 AM? - "Hello!"

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What's black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender

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Knock-Knock who's there? Artichoke Artichoke who? Your friend Artie choked on a ham sandwich, and I'm sorry to inform you that he didn't survive.

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A guy walks into a bar. He now has a broken collar bone.

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What's worse than ten dead babies? Not much.

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What happens if you fight Chuck Norris? You might lose or win.

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whats worse than getting a papercut on the tip of your finger? getting crushed by a refrigerator

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What did the convicted necrophiliac pedophile do when he found a dead baby? He reported it to the authorities because despite his past habits and behaviour, and after years of rehabilitation he became a responsible and considerate citizen

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Why did Nigel decide to lie and remain on the ground? He didn't. Somebody beat him ruthlessly and stole his wheelchair. Nigel has no legs by the way.

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How do you get rid of a stalker? You throw a fridge at them!

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PATHETIC

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Why did the feminist cross the road? To suck a penis

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Advice from a pro: Don't be a faggot

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why didnt the mouse go for the cheese on the mouse trap it is proven that mice dont actually really like cheese all that much.

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ive got a joke for you Nicki minajs ase

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Q: What was Jerry Sandusky's defensive philosophy at Penn State? A: Get penetration and always cover the Tight End.

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A baby tastes grapefruit juice for the first time. She is allergic and immediately begins convulsing and dies.

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Roses are grey Violets are grey Everything is grey I'm color blind.

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What's the difference between George W Bush and a doorknob? George W Bush is the president of the United States. A doorknob is a mechanical device that securely closes a hinged door, thereby keeping your family safe from danger.

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What do you call a white guy with a taller black woman? A man in a deeply committed relationship.

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why did the duck cross the road? More than likely there was something that appeals to the duck on the other side such as a pond or duck food. On the contrary there could also be something that did not appeal to the duck on the side from which he is departing from such as a lack of a pond or a lack of duck food.

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Q:What's red and fluffy? A: A blue rock, if blue were red and rocks were fluffy

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whats funny with two wheels? A kid falling off his bike

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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